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    Ah, spousal privilege. Mafia black market antiquities dealer Crowley and stuffy bookseller Aziraphale have a neat little Arrangement, in which Crowley buys very, very expensive books for Aziraphale, and Aziraphale thanks him with expensive wine and thousand of pounds under the table. However, things change quickly for them when they get caught and arrested on suspicion, and naturally, Crowley's solution is to propose a marriage in order to invoke spousal privilege and keep them from having to testify against each other in court, thereby buying them some time. I think we all know where this is going, folks.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    For the first time in his very long existence Crowley believes that they might be left alone for the time being - Of course that’s when Gabriel decided to speak up

    -OR-

    Crowley's been wanting to tell off Gabriel for millennia after the trials he finally gets his opportunity.

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    Brand new to Earth, Crowley spots Aziraphale on Eden's wall. He slithers on in, morphing as he does for the first time since the fall into what he remembers as his 'Angelic Shape'

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    Guess who’s feeling like writing some miserable Crowley feels? About after “you go too fast for me”? Me. That’s who. This was one hundred percent self indulgent, but I figured I might as well put it up here.

    Or:

    “The thermos, humming in Crowley’s fingers as though it was alive, became mundane, became irrelevant, became invisible, because—

    You. You’re my holy water.

    You destroy me.”

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    In which Aziraphale and Crowley receive a special delivery, and proceed to make good use of it.

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    Crowley makes a joke, while out at dinner, and the angel reacts very poorly.

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    Crowley arrives at the bookshop with a question to ask.

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    Aziraphale indulges in pastries; Crowley indulges along with him.

    Written for Mielpetit/mielpetite's Ineffable Valentines prompt list, Day 1 - Chocolate/Delicacies (I decided to try and work in both prompts of the pair wherever I could).

    This will be a mix of shorter and longer bits, some a few hundred words, some 1K+, all within the "Wise As Serpents" universe, with a few loosely connected sub-threads running through the Valentine's challenge grouping.

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    Crowley starts feeling very nice and tells Aziraphale that they should be rewarded, ideally on the bare bottom and over the angel's knee.

    When you have for the last six thousand years had very different reactions to the words “good” and “bad” dirty talk becomes a lot more about tone of voice than words said. Baba Ganoush.

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    After the apocalypse-that-wasn’t, our favourite angel and demon duo finally confessed their love for one another and progressed their relationship to the next level.

    Now that they can truly be together, the couple decide to venture on a holiday abroad.

    Come follow our adorably ineffable dorks as they enjoy some well-deserved rest and recuperation.

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    “How dare you have spots!?” he demands, shaking the potted nuisance. It trembles under his grasp; as it should. It’s shamed him in the worst of manners.

    “I should drop you from the terrace.” He muses, delighting in the way it shivers at his words. He’s probably doing the wretched thing a favour anyway. If it can’t motivate itself into good health, it will just sit among the other healthy plants and suffer; feel shame at it’s rickety appearance and want to die.

    “Or the shredder if you prefer.” He says, making sure it’s loud enough for all the plants to get the memo.

    “You things have one job.” He chastises. “And you disappoint me every single time.”

    Of course, they don’t reply; just sit there, their leaves shaking terribly.

    Glancing down at the monstrosity in his hands, he’s suddenly enraged.

    “Grow better!” He shouts, as he tosses it over his shoulder without even a backward glance. The others would stare at its corpse until he feels like cleaning it up and they won’t forget their place and purpose.

    “Goodness gracious!”

    Crowley whorls in an instant, wincing as he noticed the figure under the dirt and pebbles.

    “Aziraphale!”

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