18 Works in Craphole Dikrats

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    What happens when our favorite idiot family lived in our time? Well, they wouldn't be like any other family in the modern age and they all just tend to do their own thing while learning a few lessons and seeing what they used to be like in the past before you met them.

     

    (Their names will be changed to fit the story. I had already posted this, but I had to delete it because I wanted to change a few things, including the names.)

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    15,848
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    141
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    In the wasteland of a post-apocalyptic world, the undead roam and abound, resources are scarce and every last heart beating is left to fence for their own safety by any means necessary – lie, cheat, steal, and kill. As the last bastions fall one after the next, survivors scatter with every wind in the vain hope of finding the respite they so ardently crave. Vaults are rare and prized and lending a helping hand to fellow travelers has fallen out of practice. When raids of the living dead leave families torn apart and sow grief in every soul, when science has gone too far and harms the very people it was meant to protect, what choice is there but to spend every last effort to find a better home, even at a cruel cost? If they can learn again to love and commit to one another, will our broken heroes ensure safety for their loved ones or will the undead finally infect the whole world once and for all?

    Zombie post-apocalypse AU crossing over several Starkid and Tin Can Bros shows. Expect shameless wasteland aesthetic, intrinsic character arcs and frequent updates. All ships tagged are main ships in the story and NOT background pairings. Rating (T) is NOT subject to change.

    Language:
    English
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    71,477
    Chapters:
    25/48
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1051
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    It’s her brother’s first year at Hogwarts and Emily [aka Mouthface Dikrats] well intends for him to follow into her magical footsteps. She can already picture the two of them thriving in the world of witches and wizards till a certain event puts a dent into her plans. Oh, and also she’s in love with Jasmine.

    Fluffy first day at Hogwarts for Peter [aka Craphole Dikrats] with a lil twist.

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    Words:
    4,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    44
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    What happens when a LOT of people from a lot of different fandoms suddenly get thrown into a room together and forced to react to things to do with themselves? Absolute chaos, that's what. More fandoms will probably be added in later chapters. Rated T for cursing and mentions of death.

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    57,398
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    495
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    11911
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    It was a bustling city, much more busy than the village. People were walking around, ducking into shops and such. She marvelled at just how beautiful the city really was. She’d been told stories since she was a little kid, but here she was at 17, seeing it all for the first time.

    The only oddity was that all the buildings were black and white. There was no real color and Mouthface’s blue dress stood out against the stark, monochrome backgrounds.

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    a royalty AU written by liv and i !

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,359
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174
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    Molly has some trouble on the playground, luckily she has a princess on her side.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    62
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    “Alrighty, bye, Curt,” Cynthia picked up her box of stuff, and strolled out the door, brushing past her agent and the green doll that hovered in midair.

    “Wait, wait, Cynthia, you just can’t do that-” Curt protested, not feeling like being left alone with a sentient doll.

    “I sure as hell can, Mega.” Cynthia gave him one last cursory glance backward. “I’m moving back to Boston, where I belong, and you can clean up your mess!”

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    Cynthia began to realize that Wally wasn’t fucking around. He had meant what he said. He had made her immortal and the forty-year mark was rapidly approaching.

    It wasn’t very good when, exactly forty years to the day Wally had visited, Tom called her from the hospital, nearly in tears over a car crash and a small “Jane’s dead, Mom.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    71,255
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    334
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3417
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    Another great magical year is kicking off at Pigfarts Academy for all the apprentice mages and sorcerers of the land to fill up their brains in the splendor of its grandiose old halls − but the have-nots are screaming injustice outside its ancient majestic doors. While the elite sit idly on their power and greed, it’s up to a handful of starry eyed kids, beatdown workers and exhausted parents to unravel the tangled intrigue that seems to trail behind the new leadership’s every step. Unknown forces awakening beyond anybody’s control or understanding, an ever more power-hungry administration and a heart beating hard for its beloved − will our unwilling heroes’ strength be enough to stop the cogs before the realm itself falls to ruins? And what exactly is so thoroughly sought for in the Evergreen Forest?

    Magic AU crossing over many Starkid musicals. Written for Camp NaNoWrimo 2020. Expect loads of self-indulging nature aesthetics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    160,688
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Comments:
    794
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2296
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    Jack falls, Eleanor helps.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    92
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    Seventeen and pregnant, not what I had in mind. Her daddy was a farmer but not the wealthy kind.

    A character study on TTO’s Mother throughout her life from just before she had her daughter till her baby girl is all grown up. I take what canon gives me and I try to dig a little.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    140
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    The Dikrats have a quiet night in.

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    347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    120
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    My R songfic. Jack Bauer Dikrats is keeping his family alive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    166
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    McDoon can't prey on Mouthface anymore thanks to Jack Bauer, and Slippery When Wet is displeased by it all

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    227
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    Slippery When Wet Dikrats gives birth to her second child and unfortunately for her, postpartum depression hits her hard, and it hits her worse than before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    153
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    When the world's at stake, there are lives to save and every step you take is for another's sake. Mysterious wrongdoings start plaguing what is left of a post-apocalyptic wasteland of a world and it's up to a handful of scattered, lost, unwilling heroes to take up the task of saving it. Lost kids and found parents, secret libraries, vicious radiations, dangerous feral attacks, and everything in between bars their way, but nothing beats harder than a heart seeking its lost beloved. It's the end of the world: why not make the most of it?

    Post-apocalypse AU crossing over many Starkid musicals. Written in the context of NaNoWriMo 2019. Expect loads of self-indulging wasteland aesthetics. All ships tagged with the relationship tags are main pairings within the story, the background/minor relationships have been tagged in the additional tags.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,510
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Comments:
    975
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2863
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    Noel Michaels didn’t deserve it.

    She didn’t deserve to be holding the pistol she was holding, mindlessly loading bullets into it. Anyone could see that. Nobody thought she could handle a surprise, nevermind a gun. All she wanted was one of Charlotte’s hugs. That’s all she needed. Too bad she couldn’t get one. Too bad Auntie Charlotte had been killed by the meteor. Too bad Uncle Sam had been killed in the aftermath. Too bad that she was the only one left.

    (In which the government and Paul destroyed the meteor and the majority of the United States with it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,421
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    Jack Bauer Dikrats loved his family. He did. So when he accidentally burned down their farm, he knew he had to do something. A fast-talking salesman offers him a deal he can’t resist, and he and his family move into an old hotel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283
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    This came from the idea of everyone’s favourite stoneage gays being protective of everyone’s favourite they-died-too-early-why-Nick-Lang gays

    Feel free to request some ideas, since it’s gonna be a very one-shot sort of fic. I do plan a mini three part sort of thing where they put on Starship thought :^)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,097
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1336

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