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Theodore Nott was rather proud of his ability to stay out of the limelight, he'll leave that to Malfoy and his sycophants, thank you very much.
However, with the Triwizard Tournament looming ahead, he'll find it impossible to stay in the shadows. All because of Potter and his stupidly nice smile.
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Still reeling from his triumph over Pettigrew, Draco Malfoy is certain nothing can go wrong: Harry Potter has been making regular correspondence, and the Quidditch World Cup approaches!
Everything is just fine and dandy, right?
...Right?
Well. There is the matter of the life-threatening tournament, a finicky old magic cup, a pesky reporter, problems with daddy dearest, not to mention terribly handsome Norwegian distractions...
Draco most certainly has his work cut out for him this time.
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- Part 4 of The Journal of Dreadful Things
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Chapter 13 of Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody has transfigured Draco Malfoy into a ferret.
Humiliated and terrified he is bounced up and down, harsher and harsher.
In canon, plot-armour saves him.
Here? Plot-armour means nothing.
Draco Malfoy is dead.
And nothing will ever be the same again.Featuring: Wolfstar adopting Harry, the Slytherins also adopting Harry, and Harry attempting to adopt half the school. Also a kickass Pansy, a lovable Theo Knott, Blaise Zabini's mum being awesome, and Ron not being a homophobic or slyther-phobic git. And Ginny's so gay for Luna. But we all knew that anyway.
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- Part 1 of River's Harry Potter Fanfics
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For once, Harry's Problem of the year (yes, with a big ‘P’) did not start on Halloween, bringing the much-dreaded mystery into his life (and also much needed, with Harry being ever the adrenaline addict — but nobody besides himself did not have to know that (especially not Hermione), thank you very much). No, curiously enough, it happened on a bloody Valentine's Day of 1997.
But it was Voldemort’s fault, alright — as usual.
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Снаружи by ChornayaDrakoshig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Code Lyoko, Code Lyoko Evolution
20 Feb 2024
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Когда-то Дурсли заявляли Гарри, что магии не существует. Что, если они были в чём-то правы? Что, если всего привычного им мира просто нет, а каждый человек — только набор программного кода? Но если этот мир не такой уж и реальный, то кто живёт там, снаружи?
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I'm Tired and Angry, but Somebody Should Be. || Drarry by Nsfwflowers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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When a 13 year old boy comes to a grotesque realisation about his life and just how little of it was his own. An unlikely foe becomes a friend and the first friend he had becomes a foe.
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Harry Potter and the Terrifying Onslaught of Parenthood by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2024
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Harry’s attempts to become a world champion at brooding are rudely interrupted when two teenagers appear out of nowhere at Grimmauld Place, claiming to be his son and niece from the future.
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Countdown: XII by DemiCatra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Criminal Minds (US TV)
09 Jan 2024
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A serial killer is plaguing Wizarding Britain, counting down to Christmas Day. Auror Harry Potter has recently been put in charge of the DMLE’s newest unit, the Behavioural Auror Squad, only a couple months previously. Can they find the murderer before the clock runs out?
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It’s dumb, what he’s planning to do. They were enemies. Voldemort would still be celebrating were he alive and Harry dead. He’d be thrilled over Harry dying. There’d be no mourning or the gnawing emptiness of losing one’s— for lack of a better word— soulmate. Because that’s what they were, really. Not in the gaudy romance novel sort of way, but— they were pulled together by Fate. Harry secretly thought it was an apt word, soulmates. But Voldemort, he’d be gloating for months, years, that he finally killed his so-called Chosen One.
So, it’s stupid that Harry wants to visit his grave with some flowers and wish Him a Happy Birthday.
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wake-up call by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for queasy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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“So, seeing anyone?”
The short answer is no. The long answer is, frankly, depressing.
It’s a no, but not for lack of recent effort. Harry retired from professional football nearly five years ago, and he hasn’t had any luck finding a partner despite going on several dates. He’s tried to meet people; his friends keep subtly (and then not-at-all subtly) pushing him in the direction of single acquaintances or friends-of-friends. But he’s been out of the game long enough that it all feels foreign to him. He hasn’t felt a spark or connection with anyone. And if one more person mentions Tinder or Grindr to him, he might stuff his phone down their throat.Harry signs up for SweetMeet, a sugar daddy/baby matchmaker. It doesn't go very well. Thankfully, his personal representative, Tom, is there to help. (Five times Harry tries to meet a sugar baby, and one time he doesn't try but finds one anyway.)
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Help A Man Out, Would You? by Ellionne for TheLadyGia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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Discord-Prompt:
I have this friend who's running on a pretty dry streak and is in desperate need of a blowjob. Think you could help him out? He's not even ugly.If you were a true friend, you'd give him one yourself
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- Part 7 of Mad as a Hatter (Crack Collection)
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Nico Di Angelo and his adventures in the Wizarding world by syrianna_blackstone
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Being a prince is not fun. Well, to be fair, I'm not really a prince. Most of the time I'm not in the underworld, and I'm just a normal demigod. As normal as being the son of hades can get, at least. The last thing I expected was to see three teenagers and a werewolf adult in my fathers castle, pretending to be ghosts. Really. Stupid. Ghosts.
Then they start spouting some nonsense about me being this Voldemort guy's lover? Who even names themselves Voldemort? That's just embarrassing. And to top is all off, i'm being sent to a Wizarding school. Can't I ever catch a break?
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Nico was staying the in underworld for the school year while Will studied his last year of school, before the two move to new Rome. Now Nico has to join this guy in his sixth year of a school and protect him from a guy who calls himself "the flight of death." Could his life get any worse? Oh yeah, apparently the guy he is against is lusting after him too. What did he do to deserve this?
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of the Son of Hades
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Draco Malfoy was a man of many things. Stubborn, arrogant, cocky and egotistical. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and acted like he was simply better than most people. He was everything a Malfoy was depicted to be and worse in Harry's opinion.
So, clearly, Harry must be hallucinating when he heard him - Draco Malfoy, the pompous prick with the biggest ego known to mankind - giggle over a stupid joke he made in the Great Hall? Right??
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OR: Draco being a gay dumbass, Harry trying to find an excuse as to why he's still obsessed over Malfoy while Delia and Luna sit back and watch the chaos unfold (Like the good sister and cousin they are)
[ Inspired by a post on Pinterest and posted on Wattpad originally ]
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engrave the silhouette of you by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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“Please tell me this is an elaborate practical joke and I’m not actually married to Voldemort.”
“Technically, you aren’t,” Hermione says. Before Harry can consider what that means, she adds, “You’re married to Tom V. Riddle, current Minister for Magic, formerly known to a select few people as Voldemort.”
“Thank you for that helpful clarification, Hermione.”
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An attack costs Harry almost a decade's worth of memories, during which time he fell in love with and married his Dark Lord nemesis. It's all a bit much to take and he'd rather everyone just let him stick his head in the sand and ignore it.
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You've got my back (and I've got yours) by Duender for mumuinc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2023
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I needed a gamers!AU
So I made one.
Welcome to Tomarry, Gamer style
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____-tober 2023: The Promptening by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2023
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A collection of ficlets for the various prompt challenges happening in October 2023. Wish me luck!
This fic now has a Table of Contents (chapter 1) with information on each chapter and the various series contained within.
Explicit chapters are marked in the chapter title (with an asterisk) and the author's note at the beginning of each chapter, in case you want to skip them. (Or in case that's what you're after - whatever floats your boat!) In total, there are three (3) explicit chapters.
Chapters connecting to other fics of mine:
naïve melody: 4, 7, 11
Feel so damn, um, pretty: 8, 22
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I Got Friends On The Other Side by Sweety_Pie1022
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
29 Oct 2023
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She had no choice. None!
She was moulded, twisted, into the perfect weapon. A weapon with only one purpose; to end the war. Her parents war.
But now her job is done.And just like in the story, she greeted Death as an old friend. But her story was not over. In fact, that was just chapter one
I don't own Harry Potter or the TVDU, they belong to their respective authors
I only own my Characters and Plot
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Resurrection in All Its Forms by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Oct 2023
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It had been twelve years since he killed Voldemort. It had been twelve years since he died and came back to life. It had been twelve years since he became the Master of Death. It had been twelve years since his heart stopped beating.
Twelve years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the dead started walking. It changed very little for Harry Potter, already traveling the world alone as a grim reaper, and he swore to himself that he wouldn’t get involved beyond doing his job. He was suddenly very busy, after all. It was hard for souls to move on when their bodies were still shambling around, and there were more dead than living these days. He had already saved the world once; it was someone else’s turn.
And then he heard a little girl in the middle of a forest, screaming, sobbing, terrified, and alone as the dead cornered her.
Harry always did have a saving people thing, didn’t he?
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"You're Draco?"
"Oui. Au revoir, 'Arry, Ron." Draco says, winking and heading off in the direction Harry's reasonably sure is the ladies' dorm.
"Is he going the wrong way?" Ron asks blankly as he leaves.
Harry's attention is elsewhere.
"He wrote his name on my arm."(Chapters 1-4 by toxik_angel, chapters 5 and 6 by Vukovich)
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Harry found himself thinking about that night. A lot. In the week that had passed since, he’d had to 'scout around outside the tent’ for the sake of privacy and propriety more times than he could count thanks to his wandering thoughts.
Eventually, Harry gave into the tension thrumming through his body. He told Hermione he'd take the night watch, ignored her flat, disappointed look, and set up his array of silencing charms.
And then he started provoking the locket again.
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- Part 2 of (won't you) lay hands on me