16 Works in Beelzebub is So Done (Good Omens)

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    After years of silence heaven and hell strike again. This time they have a plan and are partly working together to achieve it. The second apocalypse is almost ready and this time the traitors will not be able to stop it.

    Beelzebub and Gabriel will make sure of that.

    With Crowley imprisoned in heaven and Aziraphale in hell and no prophecies to help them avoid this apocalypse.

    On Earth, Anathema notices that something is wrong. She shouldn’t have burned the book. She also isn’t able to reach their friends in London.

    Crowley bides his time until there is an opportunity to escape while Aziraphale is being hunted down by demons after he has managed to escape his capturers. They need to save the earth, but how without knowing the way it is supposed to end?

    This time, heaven and hell have made sure to not repeat their mistakes.

    And everyone else is quickly running out of time.

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    This is a human au where all the angel / demon charecters are children.

    Beelzebub and dagon live in a small English village and are well known as troublemakers, The two are inseparable, but when a 'family' of odd figures come to stay the summer, bee finds themself falling for an unlikely accomplice.

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    These are some of my submissions for Who Needs A Great Plan, for the prompt: Gluttony.
    WNAGP was so much fun, and the goal was basically to produce as much content as possible over 10 days, which awarded your team points. The written submission had to be a minimum of 200 words, although in the beginning of the event you could enter several parts of one story, so some of these are longer. I've saved a few that I want to work on, but here you'll get the un-edited and un-betaed content, since that's what the event was all about.

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    2/?
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    6
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    The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.

    Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?

    Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.

    Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
    And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.

    Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.

    There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.

    Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    Anthony stopped to watch him for a moment. The blond bent over, showing off a rather nice arse in beige trousers, which Anthony could appreciate. Still jiggling the key while he crouched over the mechanism, he couldn’t get the gate to budge.

    “Having trouble?” Anthony called.

    The blond stood up, turning to show him the most beautiful blue eyes. Anthony didn’t even know anything else about him, but he was already interested in those blue eyes and nice arse. The blond smiled the sweetest smile in his direction; an arrow straight to his heart.

    Trust fund baby Anthony Crowley is required by his family to get a job to learn the value of actual work. He expects a few months of boredom before quitting until forced into the next job. He wasn't expecting to run into Aziraphale, who completely stole his heart. And that's not all. His fairly uneventful life is about to be turned upside-down by fires, abductions, and the meddling of an angel and a demon who are charged with keeping him and Aziraphale safe.

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    "Needless to say, going from never-not-once having a missing persons case to essentially needing a whole new department for them in only three months was nothing short of astounding. And exceptionally concerning.

    But that was okay, because Gabriel had everything perfectly under control. Of course he did. He was an archangel, and not just any archangel – he was Archangel Fucking Gabriel. Under Control was practically his middle name!

    But, as with just about everything else in Gabriel’s life lately, it didn’t stay under control for very long. It could have, he had very little doubt. He was really quite certain that he could have handled all of it. But he had missed something. Something right under his very nose."

    After Armageddon't, angels have begun disappearing from Heaven, and demons have started going rogue in Hell. And, unfortunately for everyone, the only hope for restoring order sits on the shoulders of Gabriel and Beelzebub - if only they can figure out what the hell is going on.

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    It might have gone unnoticed. It should have gone unnoticed. Do you know how many people denounce God on a daily basis? And sure Jed Bartlet was strong for a human, clever, brave with a bright soul, but he didn’t have any occult powers nor devine ones. So it would have been just another voice amongst thousands if it wasn’t for one Gabriel the Fucking Archangel.

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    Aka, absence makes the bureaucratic religious corporation grow fonder.

    Suddenly, Hell is realizing Crowley did a whole Hell of a lot more than they realized (literally) and Heaven is finding out the hard way that only relying on one field agent was perhaps not the best long term plan. Theoretically, Aziraphale should be easy enough to replace. It’s just that most of their angelic candidates haven't been on Earth since the 50 ADs and can't stop getting discorporated or fleeing back to Heaven within the first five minutes.

    As for Hell... well, they were a lost cause from the start. They need their Field Agent back, before Beelzebub gives up and decides to go on a permanent vacation to Majorca.

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    12/?
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    Just imagine what the judgment scene in Hell would have been like had Michael had a highly explosive kind of ace up her celestial sleeve.

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    Beelzebub and Gabriel have left the airbase in order to summon Adam’s satanic father, and the angel and demon only have mere moments to explain everything to a very confused antichrist. Only, they can’t actually get any explanation done, because Crowley’s phone won’t stop ringing and the demon refuses to answer it.

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    It all started with Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of hell, prince of gluttony.

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    10/?
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    After the Not-pocalypse, the Ineffable Idiots have firmly established themselves as being on Earth's side and have proposed a New Arrangement between themselves, Heaven, and Hell after being asked for help by their old bosses. Crowley is off on a job but, unfortunately for him.... well, you read the title.

    ***No, there is nothing to do with tentacle sex or anything of the kind in this story. It's just a play on words, I swear.***

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    Beelzebub is not in a good mood. The Apocalypse has failed, the Devil is pissed off, and Crowley has somehow managed to slither his way out of their grasp for good. To top it all off, they’ve been unceremoniously flung into another universe. Sometimes fate can be a bitch.

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