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    formally guardian swap au
    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    English
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    28,684
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1112
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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    40,627
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    277
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Dillon Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    98
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    A group of best friends find an old, beat-up mascot costume and decide to host a funeral for it

    Language:
    English
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    2,113
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    21
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    The story of how Jade learned that particular family tradition.

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    English
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    2,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    Dave, John, Rose, and Jade have a sleepover. It's a cliche high school story in which a game of Truth or Dare leads to Dave confessing to the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    311
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    Due to ectobiological bullshit, the trolls and kids never end up on Earth or Alternia, they are never raised by the guardians they should have been, instead by the one lone survivor on the troll's meteor. It starts with One birthday party, and is just generally supposed to be wholesome family nonsense with a few small touches of angst

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    English
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    14,791
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    735
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    Something I made years ago, trying to showcase the themes of positivity that pop up throughout Homestuck despite how cynical the series can be if you ever stop to read into its setting/s, lol. I loved the sincerity of a lot of the characters back when the fandom was big & the series was going, what else can I say?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    27
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    A brief (well, brief-ish) list of the acts that Foundation researcher Dr. Vriska Serket is no longer allowed to perform, for various reasons, as well as some other relevant documentation.

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    English
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    10,108
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    673
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    "Becquerel likes to teleport into nuclear silos so he can eat their uranium."

    John did not have the available liquid to do a spit take, so instead they just blew a raspberry of disbelief instead. "He what?" John asked, eyes nearly bulging out of their head.

    52/365

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    The days of Sburb are over, and now everyone is safe and sound on their new planet. After living under one roof for so long, it only feels right to continue to do so, even when given the choice not to. Within one huge home, the trolls and humans of the Alpha and Beta sessions live out their post-game lives. It does cross their minds from time to time that they are getting so many good things after so much bad, and it leave them wondering what exactly they did to deserve this goodness?
    (Almost everyone is friends with everyone in this fic, the friendships tagged are just the major ones and moirails)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    215
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    Bark bark!

    Just kidding. Wouldn't that be really funny though if we did the entire narration in dog language? No? Okay, we'll translate for you then.

    41/365

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    54
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    The axe went sailing, sailing, into the edge of the tree with a loud, meaty thwack, always a satisfying sound to hear, gouging out a wedge of wood. Jade put her foot on the bottom of the trunk, blessing the clear weather, and yanked the axe's head out before reeling back and swinging again. Yank, swing, until she carved out the complete chunk. Then, to the other side, tensing her muscles, and letting out a breath-expelling kiai as she twisted violently, ramming the axe into the body of the stiff young pine. Quickly, she tugged the axe out and stepped away as it began to gently twist downwards, creaking with increasing intensity as it collapsed under its own now-tenuous weight, falling to the ground, snapping at the weak points she had introduced.

    Then, it was trimming, traveling up and down the tree, chopping off limbs as she saw them with more solid, firm cuts, whack, whack, whack. The actual pine-needly branches were snapped free with her hands after a large enough pile had accumulated, into a second, delightful-smelling pile, Jade's hands sticky with gentle trickles of sap.

    10/365

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    Language:
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    2,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    66
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    By the time she had actually reached the tower of Rose Lalonde, the storm had begun in earnest, soaking through her furs with intense piles of snow, leaving her covered in drowning white. She was quite cold, yes, but better to be cold in clothes like this than cold in her normal billowy greenhouse wear. Approaching the massive double doors with knuckles chattering, she took a deep breath and knocked twice, as politely as she could manage while also making it very clear that she was sinfully cold.

    It took a couple of moments. For the next thirty seconds, Jade was gripped with some sort of odd, humorous anxiety, almost ready to begin chuckling at herself. Was the tower empty, and Jade meant to suffer in the cold until she could find a way to knock the door in? Were the stories and tales all falsehoods? Was the dwelling secretly a ruin, or worse, a dungeon?

    No. No it wasn't.

    9/365

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,411
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    101
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    these kids deserve happiness and so do dogs

    Series
    • Part 31 of SFW
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    59
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    [Spoilers in the tags!] Dave's guardian sells him off to be "married" and bound to an alpha. If that wasn't terrible enough, the alpha in question is the dog of one of his best friends.

    And it just goes downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,869
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1767
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,919
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    792
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    A collection of some short Homestuck fics I've written for friends :)
    Fics are separate and do not correlate to each other unless stated.
    Several fics follow an AU I have with said friends.

    ~Not all Chapters are romantic, I've just stated the characters in the Chapter Title for convenience~
    ~Willing to take Request~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,320
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    200
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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,305
    Chapters:
    14/24
    Comments:
    189
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3815
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    TG: your grandpa is full of shit probably
    GG: why would you say that? :(
    TG: because thats literally such a bullshit story
    TG: hes probably a criminal or something
    TG: on the run from the law cant be evaded
    TG: debt going up fast like an elevada

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    She'd always idolized her grandfather, but maybe for the wrong reasons.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    149

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