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    Death was not an unusual occurrence in Izuku's life.

    Not in an 'I see dead people kinda way', more a nerdy paranormal studies way. Although, he really did see dead people. It was pretty cool most of the time. Sure, most of them were pissed off ghosts that wanted to kill him, but he didn't take it personally. So was it really a surprise Izuku became a self-proclaimed ghost hunter and moved to a town where everyone seemed to have secrets?

    The only problem is ghost hunting is a little harder than he thought it would be, luckily he had two new "friends" that are more than happy to help.

    Hitoshi just wants to uncover the secrets of their town, although the charming green-haired boy coming with it doesn't hurt.

    Shoto just wants people to stop asking if he's dead.

    But when ghost hunting starts to look a little less like "Ghostbusters" and a little more "we're all gonna die", their connection is put to the test.

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    Alternately: Izuku is adorable and kickass. Hitoshi and Shoto fall for it. The trio is iconic. There are also ghosts.

    -Shintododeku
    -horror but make it funny
    -don't take this book too seriously
    -one too many ghost jokes

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    Shy barista Jeongguk encounters dazzling local dance star Park Jimin. Awkward flirting, bad puns and feelings ensue.

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    He’s next in line for the throne and he is looking for love, but will Prince Char be able to find his happily ever after? Find out on this season of The Royal Bachelor!

    ––-

    Currently running on twitter! Updates weekly! Mostly SFW with some very NSFW 'specials' that are marked.

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    Hitoshi's heart sped up as he imagined how they'd respond to his earlier rude complaint. To be fair, he wasn't prepared to inform them, "I have the emotional maturity of a sponge, and your dreadful blonde sex clown made me feel things I haven't felt in years," so an insult was the next best thing.

     

     

     
    In which librarian Shinsou is mesmerized by the world's worst porn actor, despite his better judgment.

    ~Updates every Wednesday night EST!~

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    What if the Kingdom Hearts series stayed simple? What if there were no in between games, just KH1, KH2 and KH3? What if the story telling and tone of the first game stayed with the series? This is a re-imagining of what the series might have been like if Kingdom Hearts 2 and 3 had followed the story telling style of the first game. Takes please after KH1.

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    Someone hands you a bag of every-flavor jellybeans, with the word Trigun scrawled on the side with a Sharpie. Inside, you find bite-size fanfic, longer than drabbles, but too short to stand alone and clutter up the front page of Trigun fics.

    Most of these will be based on daily writing prompts; a few will spring from my head. Some will be gen and appropriate for everyone. Some will require a lot of warnings.

    Number of fics tbd.

    Enjoy!

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    The child paused mid step, their non-Existent eyes wide with a mix of both wonder and fear as they looked at the mess before them.

    It was hard to decipher who or what could have done this, or even what ‘this’ was. After all, the mass assortment of AU’s that had caught their attention clearly wasn’t the doing of either Ink or Error, or any other outcode for that matter.

    ‘So who was responsible for this?’ They pondered, grey fingers brushing idley over the intricate designs that encrusted the cover of the book.

    Fortunately, Core had a feeling they wouldn’t have to wait long to find out.

     

    Or

     

    A storyshift Chara wakes up in an Undertale Sans’s timeline with no recollection as to how she got there, and as the two race against the clock to get her back home, the rest of the multiverse Outcodes are left to discover just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

    *WARNING*
    This story contains noncannon elements of StoryShift

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    Tobias hadn't had been alone for a while. He was used to it.
    Until Zyla showed up.
    Now, he doesn't ever want to be alone again, and he'll fight tooth and claw for her.

    Set in 1978, this takes place in a homebrew D&D setting that I created. Expect some references to D&D magic, but otherwise, we play fast and loose with the rules here.

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    If you like Leo and Karai running around like in a chic flick, being careless and slightly idiotic, possibly drunk—heck, quite drunk—then this story might just be for you...

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    Steve gets temporarily transformed into a catboy; Bucky and Sam get real horny about it.

    ~or~

    Catboy (derogatory), Nipple Torture (affectionate)

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    But Eddie, he made a bad joke! That makes him bad, right?

     

    Or, hopping on the "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" crossover bandwagon featuring Eddie actually getting new friends through the magic of shared taste.

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    The universe is against you, truly.

    It has been ever since you were seven years old and found out that Shoto Todoroki has a better quirk than you.

    Now you can't seem to escape him, even on your way to a new high school. Not that he's a bad guy—he's actually really nice, which makes it a lot harder to admit you've been brooding about your differences for years now. It may have been the root cause of most of your personal issues.

    Maybe no one will understand what it's like to be compared to perfection.

    Maybe no one will see your potential, even with that chip on your shoulder.

    Everyone says you're not allowed to dislike Shoto Todoroki.

    But everybody said that Katsuki Bakugou wasn't allowed to be angry at a quirkless nerd who doesn't deserve the spotlight, too.

    Everyone said he's not allowed to dislike the kind and amazing Izuku Midoriya.

    Where does that leave the two of you?

    — - —

    ★☆ Updated once a week! • Ongoing!

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    “Does he make you feel like this?”

    “Like what?”

    “Like the songs on the creepy stalker mixtape?”

    Seokjin laughs at that. He leans over Jungkook to toss his phone on the nightstand and lies down again facing him. Close enough to breathe him in. Too close.

    “No, of course not. People don‘t make each other feel these kinds of things in real life, Kookie.”

    Wrong.

    --

    Or: Nearly a decade of Jungkook being madly in love and Seokjin falling at his own excruciatingly slow pace featuring the perfect cheesy soundtrack.

    (get ready for: lots of pining; drunken shenanigans; bad puns; oblivious, whipped idiots in love; everyone being done with jinkook; fluff and crack; A+ matchmaking; the childhood friends to roommates to fake boyfriends to lovers trope-combo and the creepy stalker mixtape)

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    "Sans, leave. You can't fix me, you can't do anything about anything, can you?" They yelled, flinging the knife around wildly while gesturing.

    His eyelights shrunk significantly, and his smile tightened. "Nozomi, put the knife down. Please."

     

    Formerly the mess that was Bad Day (the old version), I bring you an angsty, self-indulgent fic. I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it! Updates every two weeks (roughly), feel free to yell at me if not.

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    Broken in blood and fire, moulded by smouldering hatred for the lasting consequences of a stupid mistake. Born anew by a deal made in desperation, and reforged by the hands of sinister intentions.

    Quirks either come at 4, or they don't come at all, that the is common wisdom. But common doesn't always mean correct. Some quirks are very specific, like telepathy only working if both parties will it to, or only being able to talk to one species of worm.

    But some quirks require a certain... push.

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    Heat really gets to you when you’re in need of a distraction and there’s a wonderfully attractive man right beside you.

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    oliverqueer: you know i liked it better when you guys made fun of my hook up with tommy rather than my impending death
    pipes: we can always go back to that
    bilance: no, he owns it now, it’s boring

    (Follow Central City College's LGBT+ Club into the summer holidays of 2018 where nobody knows what is going to happen, least of all the author.)

    Takes place July - October 2018.

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    Holmes discovers the miracle that is thyme. Watson doesn't approve.

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    danganronpa brainrot go brr
    aka mark writes another chatfic after deleting his bnha ones

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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