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    On his first day working at the coffee shop, the most gorgeous man Sapnap thinks he’ll ever see walks in. Dream suggests a pick-up line, and it only goes on from there.

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    Snippets I've posted to Tumblr in the past that don't fit anywhere else. Characters, pairings, and settings for individual titles will be in the chapter titles.

    Language:
    English
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    12,783
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    15
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    day 2 : coffee shop au

    The boy comes in, shoulders squared, a subtle resolution in his eyes that Karl only notices because, unlike the timid first time, the boy seems determined today. Karl shrugs it off and gives the boy a smile. “Hi! Welcome to Tales & Brews, what can I get you today?” He chirps.

    “You.” The boy says it so seriously that even with his squeaky voice, Karl can’t help but stare in shock.

    “Excuse me?” Karl reels back as confusion paint his face because isn’t this boy just in high school?

    or the four times Karl laughs at Sapnap for his squeaky voice and bad pick-up lines, and the one time when puberty hits Sapnap, and well, let’s just say that Karl realizes he shouldn't have laughed too soon.

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    1/1
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    7
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    54
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    9
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    223
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    This particular incident was weird because Peter’s shoe was brown. Literally. The shoe was brown and soaking wet, looking to be caked with mud.

    And so was Peter himself.

    Harley couldn’t help but feel a little thrown off because Peter was cute. And, more importantly, he was covered in mud and dirt.

    His brown hair—or, Harley was guessing it was brown, as it was hard to tell with the - mud—was plastered down his forehead and the top of his head, and his face and neck were streaked with dirt, and his clothes were downright filthy, and yet he was grinning happily like it wasn’t bothering him.

    And, yeah, Harley was kind of interested at that point.

    or

    Harley and Gwen go to a fair - complete with a corn maze - and they run into some of Gwen's friends from school. One of them is Peter Parker, and Harley immediately wants to hug him. Or hold his hand. Or both.

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    Dabi wakes up in Yharnam. And a goddamned Hero School. In a desert, piloting a robot. In Neo-Pairs, the Onion Kingdom, and the Holy Land.

    The good thing? Hawks, is here with him. Well, saying it's good it's a stretch, but at least he's not alone for this...journey.

    The bad? Dabi doesn't remember who either of them are.

    Or: follow Hawks and Dabi in their quest to recover their memories and come back to their world.

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    2/7
    Comments:
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    23
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    Prophecy Guide almost believes his season will go off without a hitch. Almost.

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    5/?
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    I was down for the first night
    And I'm down for a second try
    When you touch me, I wanna fly
    I'm so down for you all the time

    Language:
    English
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    1,116
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    After JJ gets injured during a case, a few things are admitted.

    Based on Season 14.

    Language:
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    1,310
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    1/1
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    4
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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can learn that Daffy was his bio father. Kablooie rejects his father as his dad, and meets three people who he immediately believes is his true love. Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, and Babs Bunny. Then ruins everything by betraying everyone. Then never gets over it.

    Look inside for more details.

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    36/?
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Your thirteen-year marriage to a work-a-holic husband ended when he replaced your loyalty with a nubile little teenage waif. You returned home to Niigata to work your family's seaside snack shack and lick your wounds. Like something out a novel, a chance encounter with a handsome stranger seemed to turn the page to a new chapter in your life. However, what started as a summer romance begins to look more and more like a horror story with each passing day.

    Pre-series timeline: All For One X Reader

    Updates every other week starting May 2021 through July 2021.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    838
    Bookmarks:
    160
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    Minho extends his arm behind him, plucking out a sugar packet from its glass container. With his gaze locked on Jisung, he drops the packet onto the ground and makes a show of picking it up. He parades a full view of ass, subtly enhanced by the tightness of his jeans, and arches his back when returning to an upright position—all before inching closer in Jisung’s direction. While trailing his other hand down Jisung’s shoulder, Minho closes the gap, lips barely brushing on the shell of his ear.

    “Excuse me,” he whispers, pressing the packet of sugar into Jisung’s free hand. “I think you dropped your name tag.”

    or: Han Jisung, a young, rich, and awkward investment banker, becomes Minho's sugar daddy. All Minho has to do is pretend to be Jisung's boyfriend in return. Sounds simple enough, right?

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    A collection of various stories all taking place before, during, and after the events of Vento Aureo! You are a Stand User, wielding the Stand 「SCARLET RIBBONS」. A member of Bucciarati’s team for two years, joining just shortly after Fugo! Kinda a reverse harem, it’s implied everyone has a crush on Reader… though like an otome game, there’s an ending for Reader with each character.

    Each chapter will be marked as BVA (Before Vento Aureo), DVA (During Vento Aureo), and AVA (After Vento Aureo) depending on the setting of the story.

    Language:
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    38,627
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    560
    Bookmarks:
    52
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    If it wasn’t for the money, Sans would have thrown Grillby’s best customer out the window the day they had the misfortune of meeting.

    Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Pre-Relationship

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    853
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    A series of one-shots involving unique female/female pairings and kinks for each chapter.

    (Summary of tags included for each chapter)

    Language:
    English
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    185,160
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    947
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
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    沒有人能預測得到下一秒會發生什麼事,而那麼不巧的,意外也不會提前通知你。就在經過那一段十字路口,另一條路上的貨車因路上打滑剎車不及,從旁撞上了布萊特的保姆車。

    「梅塔贏!戴醫生跟你說過了吧?病人由你來照顧」

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    "Okay Eren, she ordered frappe cappuccino" Jean said, grinning wide at him that made the young brunette roll his eyes.

    "It means you lost the bet," Armin, his best friend added. 

    Not again.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    92
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    9
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    Lance gets poisoned with a love potion for keith only it doesn't last. Rather than letting the oh so perfect opportunity go to waste, Lance uses it to his advantage to flirt with Keith. It doesn’t have to mean anything, there’s no consequences Keith doesn’t have to know the potion wore off.

    Of course, like always with Lance’s plans consequences return to bite him right in the ass… or rather even worse the feels.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    “As I was saying before someone-” Remy looked pointedly towards Remus, who had picked up the discarded cup and was chewing on the soft plastic rim. At the gaze, he only grinned, before gesturing for the other side to go on.
    “-our resident snake boy has found himself interested in you, if you catch my drift.”
    He accented the last part with wiggling eyebrows and a playful shoulder bump, grinning at the startled look on Roman's face.
    The creative side blinked, electing to ignore the heat he felt creep up his face. He fervently regretted ever telling either of these sides about his crush on Janus, if he had to be honest.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    14
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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    45,252
    Chapters:
    30/200
    Comments:
    1017
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    4177
    Bookmarks:
    406
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    "Jongdae, don't make me strangle you when we're finally out of here."

    "Oooh, is that a threat, or a promise-"

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64

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