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    Settling into a normal life, or what would pass for normal with a pregnant ex-army doctor and former harem keeper Omega and a consulting detective genius Alpha, ought to be relatively easy for the couple, given what has gone before. But it won't be that simple or quiet a time.
    Not only has Sherlock promised John to find the child that was taken from him, they have to deal with the unravelling the harem and the threat of Moriarty still looming not to mention learning to live together as a couple.
    John still feels a responsibility to his charges, especially Ruby, and also needs to reintegrate into life and society, which isn't made easier by his pregnancy.
    All in all, a semblance of quiet is still a long way off.

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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    John indulges in a cab. He is then attacked by his driver, which, okay. Figures.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    Reichenbach Falls are a very peculiar town. It’s a home to many strange creatures, pixies, demons, weeping angels, and for some reason a vicious spirit of an impostor Nicolas Cage that has a tendency to show up like a sore mould. Sherlock, John, and Irene start uncovering conspiracies over the summer as they visit John’s grunkle Greg, a French Canadian conman who rules the Mystery Shack. Along the way they meet Sam and Dean, two hunters, and their angel friend Castiel, but that’s not the end of it. The Doctor and his companion take interest in Reichenbach Falls and its odd properties and fauna and flora, and they pop in and out unpredictably as TARDIS allows.
    But there is danger lying below, above, and everywhere: the ancient Chaos, unchained ever since Light and Darkness became unbalanced, what with Darkness being locked away.
    These are the SuperWhoLock voyages to save the world, because Chuck knows the world needs it, but it is not only that. There’s friendships acquired, love declared, traumas dealt with, and mayhem caused.
    The Game is on.

    DISCLAIMER - you needn't have watched Gravity Falls to understand or read this fanfiction, even though it is its AU, or SPN or DW, just enjoy the mashup~ Read ToC

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    All flatmates need to work out domestic matters between them - who does the dishes, who takes out the rubbish, how often does the carpet need to be vacuumed - these are part and parcel of sharing a living space together.

    However, when you’re an elf and your flatmate is going to be a human you just met, this rather complicates things…

    Very loosely inspired by 'The Elves and The Shoemaker' by The Brothers Grimm.

    ARTWORK by marinette-edhel

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    “If you must know Lestrade, this is Dr. John Watson. He’s my boyfriend.”

    Lestrade’s jaw dropped and he very quickly attempted to recover, but failed.

    “So surprised?”

    “You just never seemed like the type for… relationships.”

    “Usually, but John’s an exception.”

    or, what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock were already together.

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    When you first meet John Constantine, you can't stand him. He's a frustrating mix of arrogant, charming and cocky as Hell. Exactly your type, and exactly the type you should stay away from. You tell yourself that despite his obvious flirting, you have no interest in him whatsoever.

    As he deliberately puts himself your path, you begin to see the jaded con man differently. Your mutual attraction becomes undeniable, especially after John saves your life. He reluctantly agrees to tutor you in the Dark Arts, a decision that will irrevocably change both your lives.

    But being with a man like him is far from easy. John has secrets that threaten him and what he feels for you. When his past refuses to stay buried, will John choose you or risk your life by surrendering to his own previous mistakes?

    *Updates E/O Thursday night!*

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    After faking his suicide in response to allegations of fraud, two years into dismantling Moriarty's network finds Sherlock Holmes in Morocco. Nearing the end of his mission, he is apprehended by a man with the mercy of a doctor, the control of a soldier, and the brutality of a mercenary.

    Through capture, betrayal, and unexpected danger, both Sherlock and John Watson, gun-for-hire, will have to learn who can really be trusted.

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    Updates every Friday.

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    Throughout the years, no matter what Sherlock does, or how he feels, or what he deletes and keeps in his mind palace...It all keeps coming back to John.

    It always has, and it always will.

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    Sherlock is blinded in a hostage situation and suddenly finds himself reliant on his family and the few people who tolerate him. John is a discharged solider left with nothing but a limp, scarring, and persistent nightmares. Both of them are left adrift until a newspaper ad brings them together. Now they've got to learn to live with each other and their issues while solving strange and confusing murders. What's more, John is struggling with his massively repressed bisexuality and a slow growing crush on his roommate that Sherlock is oblivious to.

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    “Join my crew.”

    “… You are insane if you think I’m going to come with you so willingly.”

    Holmes’ face feigned to a saddened look as his eyebrows scrunched and his lips shook. It almost made John feel a small pain of guilt as it wasn’t as if this was his favorite work and he was paid well, he just didn’t prefer the idea of being aboard something possibly more abysmal than what he had already experienced. That guilt quickly drained from his body as Holmes leaned in close to his ear, his hushed words causing John to strain to hear him over the violence around them. He’d later wished he hadn’t.

    “It’s a shame then that I wasn’t asking.”

    John's ship is boarded by the Pirate Sherlock Holmes and he is willingly (more or less) offered a job aboard their dreaded ship 'Redbeard' as their new doctor.

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    When Sherlock wakes up in an unfamiliar flat, he's confused. When he remembers that he's just been chasing a serial killer, he fears the worst.

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    Sometimes you don't really find yourself until everything has ended.

    A fic about finding love, healing, and purpose after everything has gone to hell.
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    As if the doctor can read Sherlock's thoughts, he holds out a protein bar in the space between them. Sherlock’s eyes narrow on the man and flick to the bar with an expression of disgust.

    “You're at least one stone underweight,” the soldier states matter-of-factly, confirming for Sherlock, in yet another way, that he is a doctor.

    “Eating slows me down,” Sherlock grumbles.

    “No, fainting does.” The army doctor smiles kindly, patiently. Sherlock looks at him with confusion.

    “What do you care?” Sherlock snaps. The soldier’s smile deepens and he gives a casual shrug, turning his eyes to the road a moment.

    “You faint; we crash.” The soldier’s eyes slide back to Sherlock with their placid expression.

    _____________

     

    Credit for the prompt idea goes to promptsforjohnlock from Tumblr. Reworked June 2019

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    The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

    At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

    A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

    NOW COMPLETE

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    When Mycroft comes to Sherlock with an urgent case, Sherlock is more than ready to brush him off. That is, until Mycroft tells him about the professor whose head exploded from the inside, in a classroom at the Imperial College, that is connected to the case.
    Oh, now this? This definitely has Sherlock's attention!

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    John Watson is a lone wolf fresh back from war where he mets Sherlock Holmes a vampier who turns out to be his fated mate. Join them as they slove cases, fall in love and try not to be killed by the black with who goes by the name Moriaty.

    Updates random Tuesday's
    (Hopeful every or every other week)

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    John Watson is a former army doctor who became an anatomy professor at St Barth University.
    Sherlock Holmes is a former drug addict who works as a teaching assistant.

    They will cross path at the University, but their meeting will lead them even further.

    As to know if this means they are going straight into a wall, taking shortcuts ou find the right way, well, who knows?
    Anything's possible with these two!

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    What happens when a post war vet with PTSD takes up with a madman detective and they spend time investigating and solving some truly horrific crimes? How does the doctor who can kill with steady hand process all that additional trauma? How do we recognise that our past still haunts us, in ways we don't realise?

    When you are caught in a vicious cycle of needing the thrill of the chase, and having to deal with the fallout...what happens when you might need to choose between the two for your own sanity?

    The story of how two damaged men managed to find their way back to each other and begin to make a future together.

    NOTE: Mind the TAGS - there are some short but detailed and graphic enough descriptions of violence to children, torture, dead bodies etc in the first chapter.

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    The case against Charles Augustus Magnussen leads to a tense standoff, a shooting, and a lot of secrets coming out. It turns out there is a lot more to John Watson than anyone knows -- and that includes his husband, a man who can sniff out a lie at twenty paces, and his brother-in-law, who is the British Government.

    The denoument of the Magnussen case leads to John recounting another adventure from his army days, one which led to the creation of one of the army's best-kept secrets.

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