9 Works in Aziraphale's Bow Tie (Good Omens)

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    It was another normal night, like so many others.

    Or: Aziraphale and Crowley are bad at understanding each other.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Multivoice production of "All Hands on Deck (Dick?)" by GayDemonicDisaster

    Author's original summary (abridged):

    “Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”

    Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”

    Fell was firm. “Yes.”

    Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”

    “Indeed.”

    “Sir, are you sure?”

    Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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    Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. Crack comedy porn!

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    “Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”

    Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”

    Fell was firm. “Yes.”

    Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”

    “Indeed.”

    “Sir, are you sure?”

    Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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    Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.

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    Just a short bit of ineffable husbands fluff

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    Crowley tasted a last trickle of honey and cream cheese on these lips, on these soft, feverish, luscious lips that he‘d been dreaming of for millennia.
    And with a feeling that nearly ripped his heart apart Crowley realised the sweetness of these lips was not brought on by the honey, but was Aziraphale‘s own sweet taste, his own essence.
    And Crowley leaned in to indulge in this treat, to get lost in it. He nipped at these lips, cherished their sweet sizzling taste, felt them, explored them, gave himself over to and let himself be seized by these lips.

    These burning hot holy soft lips.

     

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    Finally, after six millennia and eight decades of longing:
    Savouring their first kiss(es)!

    Also, a couple of revelations on hidden treasures behind art, the shedding of an ever present bowtie and of course lots of affection and love. And then there‘s a bed with a special spread...

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    Once in a while, someone has a truly good idea.

    For Aziraphale, that idea was inviting Crowley to do their taxes together.

    For us, it was opening a shared Google document and going feral.

    Your authors today are: Lurlur, Brynncognito, D20Owlbear, EdnaV, FlygonRider, KitschyKit, Robynthemagpie_Writes, Samvelg, Seashadows, Write_away, WyvernQuill

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    From the moment they swap, Aziraphale and Crowley are aware of the echoes of each other's lives that they sense whilst living in each other's skin. These memories, these ghosts, will haunt them until they face them.

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