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    “Angel. Why didn’t you just miracle me a new blanket?”

    “That’s a frivolous miracle. Now see, we simply must resort to sharing this blanket. No other choice really. You're chilled, and it is my angelic duty to help others,”

    “Is that why your hand is around my waist right now? Because you’re helping me?”

    “No my dear, my hand is around your waist because it’s the most comfortable place for me.”

    “Rather selfish of you- don’t you care if it’s comfortable for me or no, eh angel?”

    “Oh, would you rather I put my hand here-”

    “OY! That was uncalled for!”

    “What? You didn’t like it?”

    “That’s harassment angel! You can’t go touching my bum whenever you please!”

    “Can’t i?”

    “Oh, well in that case, I’ll just move my hands entire-”

    “No! Wait!”

    “Yes my lovely dear?”

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    Crowley wanted to make one thing perfectly clear. He did not like Aziraphale. Not one bit, not at all.

    And yet...

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    “Do you even like fish, Angel?” Crowley, the demon that just so happened to rebel against Hell—and Heaven too—asked his companion as they walked down the aisle shoulder-to-shoulder.

    “Of course, I do Crowley!” Aziraphale, the angel that just so happened to also rebel—against Heaven primarily, but Hell too by association—replied. 

    “Not to eat, Angel,” Crowley said and Aziraphale huffed.

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Crowley needs to see a dentist with urgency and his friend Bee Flies knows exactly the right man

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    When Crowley turned up at the bookshop on a sunny afternoon, he wasn't expecting this.

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    提拉米苏到了,它漂亮极了,切得干净利落,方方正正。当盘子被放到他面前时,亚茨拉斐尔快活地扭着身子,深深地吸了一口气,充满了期待。克鲁利很庆幸今晚自己选的是一副能完全遮盖住双眼的墨镜,因为他能感觉到自己金黄的瞳孔扩张到了巩膜的远角。

    这就是 Remarkable Things to Oysters https://archiveofourown.org/works/19903651/chapters/47144143 第七章里提到的那一夜,但故事发生的实际时间大约在第三章的中间部分。要是你对此次事件的背景(以及由此引发的结果,以及超过九万字的 Porn With Feelings)有兴趣的话,你可以在那里找到它们。

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    "Not going to happen."

    "What?" Aziraphale frowned. "Why not?"

    "Because I'm not going to fuck you in the Bentley."

    "Well…"

    "You are not fucking me in the Bentley either."

    "Honestly, Crowley. Out of all the things –"

    "No. We're not fucking in the Bentley. Or on the Bentley. Or beside the Bentley. The Bentley is a no-fucking zone."

    "You're being ridiculous."

    "I'm the one being ridiculous?"

    "I do know you love that car, but – "

    "I mean it. Not going to happen. How'd you like it if we were going at it in the shop?"

     
    ***

     
    (Part I of Interesting Places - aka Four times Aziraphale points out that, really, they should just have sex in the Bentley. Plus one in which he gets down to it (bad pun absolutely intended).

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    "Um", the angel cleared his throat. "Well, as we know, when humans like each other, sometimes, they, er, give each other a.. special hug."

    "Are you asking me to sleep with you?"

    Aziraphale wants to investigate what this whole sex malarkey is all about, but nothing goes according to plan.

    (This started out as just a silly idea, so the first few chapters are on the humorous side, but there is the expected smut in later chapters, followed by less expected angst and drama, and a bittersweet happy ending eventually. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D)

    My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!

    THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!

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    Two years in, she was fine with the solitude, fine. She liked the job, the peace out here.

    If only the customers would leave her to it.

    People like that frumpy blonde who kept bringing half-dead plants to her for advice, barely more than sticks in mud, held together by those plastic containers they got for pennies and sold to rich middle-aged idiots for £1.99.

    Antonia's balcony was full of her rescues by now, and still she kept bringing more.

    Two years and two months in, Antonia caught on.

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    Inspired by the twitter thread of cliche porn tropes.

    Crowley joins Anathema at the library where she's spending endless days researching for her thesis and he's transcendentally bored...that is until he sees the librarian.

    Suddenly, all he wants is to be thrown over the reference desk and shown a thing or two about books.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two consenting, well, adults, who do indulge in things.
    This is a collection of drabbles, which I wrote around flavor/food prompts. However they do not have those foods actually in them, the prompts are more used to generate a mood. I will take prompts on tumblr and from comments, but I can't tell you how quickly and how many I will write.

    There is an Index with short descriptions in Chapter 1, and the tags for each chapter will be in the Authors notes for the chapter, as well as in the tags.

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    Gingerhaole released a work privately which inspired the concept of smutty love letters between Aziraphale and Crowley and it led me to think of what they might have been like at other periods in time. Honestly I have no idea *when* this took place, but it's some shadowy historic time period possibly around Shakespearean times, I have no idea.

    It's just an excuse for some literary smut and porn without plot. Enjoy.

    Also, it's seriously cheesy. But Aziraphale apparently loves it anyway.

    A gift for two lovely artists - Yvesriba for their birthday and being so lovely, and Gingerhaole for inspiring the theme.

    Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for being a fabulous beta reader (with far more historical literary accuracy than me).

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    In which Aziraphale is a tease, Crowley just wanted to make coffee, and a sofa is purchased and used for non-lounging purposes.

    Fluffy, slightly kinky PWP. Written for Good Omens Bingo 2021 (prompt: "snoring").

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    Thanks to their gossipy neighbour Aziraphale and Crowley learn there are sometimes consequences to their love making if they're not too careful.

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    "Is it edible? It doesn't look edible."

    Aziraphale held back a giggle. "No, it's not something to eat. But it's something to use."

    Crowley furrowed his brows. "Use? What do you use it for?"

    Now Aziraphale did giggle.

    ***

    In which Aziraphale gets Crowley a gift for Christmas.

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    Aziraphale Fell worked hard to retire early, and finally he did it! He moves to a small town by the sea and expects to spend his time quietly. Alas there's that speed demon who drives his wheelchair like, well, a demon and flirts like a smitten fool. Not that Aziraphale intends to flirt back, but he does...

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    “Fuck, angel.”

    “Is that an affirmation, or simply a statement of what you want me to do to you?” the angel teased, impossibly fond of the way Crowley rolled his eyes.

    “Both, actually.”

    “Well then, don’t mind if I take you up on that. Or rather make you take me up on that,” Aziraphale said, delighting in the small laugh, disguised as a huff of impatience.

     
    Aziraphale has many, many, many eyes. The only match for them is Crowley’s exhibitionism kink. But, as things tend to happen around them, original plans get derailed in favour of banter, soft things and new plans that prove to be much better.

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    The exclusivity period for "Bottoms Up" zine is now over, this is my bottom Aziraphale piece, illustrated by Xannytoons.

    Aziraphale indulges Crowley in some light bondage and plays with some of their favourite toys until he's begging for more.

    I also created a bottom Aziraphale piece, "Drop of cream."

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