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    An angel falls from heaven an amnesiac. He doesn't remember who he once was, or why he's in hell. All he knows is that when you're in hell, you do whatever you can to get out. Even if it means murder.

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    It is after the failed apocalypse, and Aziraphale is struggling. No longer affiliated to Heaven, and thoroughly disillusioned with his former employers, he descends into a very troubled state of mind. Can his demonic counterpart offer anything to help lift his friend out of his low mood? Are you joking? Of course he can!

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    The premise of the project was simple enough; choose a place - somewhere in or around London, preferably - that you have a strong personal connection to, and which is at least a bit historic. Look into the history of that place, make a report, et cetera. It was all very straightforward, all very simple.

    What wasn’t simple was explaining why the same man had owned A. Z. Fell & Co. since it opened.

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    These are some of my submissions for Who Needs A Great Plan, for the prompt: Wessex.
    WNAGP was so much fun, and the goal was basically to produce as much content as possible over 10 days, which awarded your team points. The written submission had to be a minimum of 200 words, although in the beginning of the event you could enter several parts of one story, so some of these are longer. I've saved a few that I want to work on, but here you'll get the un-edited and un-betaed content, since that's what the event was all about.

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    In 1997, Aziraphale becomes suspicious after seeing all of the embarrassing typographical errors on the signs in Heaven. He discovers that Crowley has infiltrated their computer system and possessed Clippy, the office assistant paperclip. When Aziraphale enters the computer system himself to try to extract him, it doesn't quite go according to plan, although he does end up having a rather enjoyable time.

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    Crowley found he was unable to keep from thinking about the whole situation to the east.  Would Aziraphale’s sense of duty get the best of him?  Lately he had been telling Crowley he didn’t feel he was performing his angelic abilities the best way he could . . . And that’s exactly what he was doing wasn’t it?  He overthought his partaking of the pleasures of Earthly life, and now he was going to stay in Jerusalem doing penance for not being a good little angel as he should be.

    It is 70 AD and the unrest between the Roman Empire and its province of Judea is going to come to a swift end with the destruction of Jerusalem. Crowley flees to Rome, seeing exactly how all this is going to turn out. Aziraphale feels compelled to aid the citizens of the Holy City despite Crowley's pleas that he abandon his cause. Angel and demon are about to get caught up in desperate events that could prove disastrous for them both.

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    Aziraphale is trying to feed the 5,000, and it backfires spectacularly. Luckily, Crowley is there.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme.

    Aziraphale catches Crowley having sex with a human. And well, if he can't have Crowley, wouldn't someone he's been with be the next best thing?

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    “Ohh, this is going to be a complete nightmare!” Aziraphale moaned. “Head office can't find out about this. There'll be paperwork for weeks! l'll never hear the end of it.” He paused and glanced hopefully up at Crowley.

    “Are you asking me to cover up a crime for you?" Crowley grinned. "If so, the answer is yes.”

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    Even before the fateful non-arrival of the hellhound, Warlock's birthday party doesn't go exactly to plan..

    My contribution to the White Suit Crowley Event. (Also, this covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "baking" and "flame".)

    This is a sex pollen story, so consent is mildly dubious (on both sides), but I intended this to be light and humorous. Conflict is kept to a minimum.

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    A truly malicious smile graces Sandalphon's ruddy features. He turns to leave, then comes back dragging a squirming, trussed up figure... Amber eyes flashing angrily...

    Aziraphale feels his blood freeze and shatter. The incriminating photos – six thousand years of alternate rendezvous points and precautionary measures wasted – fall to the immaculate floor, but the scream that rips from his throat would have been evidence enough.

    "CROWLEY!"

    Or -- Heaven investigates the back channels a little earlier than intended, and offers the traitorous Principality of the Eastern Gate an ultimatum: find the Antichrist, or watch the demon die.

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    "Um", the angel cleared his throat. "Well, as we know, when humans like each other, sometimes, they, er, give each other a.. special hug."

    "Are you asking me to sleep with you?"

    Aziraphale wants to investigate what this whole sex malarkey is all about, but nothing goes according to plan.

    (This started out as just a silly idea, so the first few chapters are on the humorous side, but there is the expected smut in later chapters, followed by less expected angst and drama, and a bittersweet happy ending eventually. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D)

    My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!

    THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!

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    As the trio move in together in their little cottage by the sea, they must continue getting to know one another and work out their differences. All while mysterious forces from Heaven and Hell shift both for and against them in the background.

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    Aziraphale is ready to accept Heaven's punishment for his sins. Or is he?

    Written for Good Omens Bingo 2021 (prompts: "Cross" and "Holiday"). Likely my weirdest Good Omens story so far.

    Please note the tags!

    (NB: The "second chapter" is a little crack piece added as a commentary on the main fic, the tags only apply to chapter one.)

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    Gingerhaole released a work privately which inspired the concept of smutty love letters between Aziraphale and Crowley and it led me to think of what they might have been like at other periods in time. Honestly I have no idea *when* this took place, but it's some shadowy historic time period possibly around Shakespearean times, I have no idea.

    It's just an excuse for some literary smut and porn without plot. Enjoy.

    Also, it's seriously cheesy. But Aziraphale apparently loves it anyway.

    A gift for two lovely artists - Yvesriba for their birthday and being so lovely, and Gingerhaole for inspiring the theme.

    Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for being a fabulous beta reader (with far more historical literary accuracy than me).

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