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    Aziraphale had never thought of himself. Not in the way of being a selfless angel but more so in having been created as a cog in a war machine and never given the option to see himself as an individual outside of his mission. Until after the notpocalypse that is. Suddenly Azilaphale was a free angel and could take account for his own life by his own design. And for the first time he was really looking at every part of what made him, including his appearance.
    Gabriel’s jabs at his weight never got to him before because this body was never truly his own. It was assigned to him as a war effort and he never saw it as more than that, as long as he was able to wake up each day and do what he needed to do that was enough for him. The pride and preening was much better left to the likes of Crowley. But he quickly found his identity being tied to his body in a way it never had been before as he began his life anew.

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    Heaven wins the war against hell and as victory, demons are captured and brought to heaven to becomes slaves for the angels. Crowley has escaped capture several times but is ambushed by Gabriel's henchmen and brought to heaven so he can become a slave. However, there is one angel who believes this is wrong and is against the whole idea of demons being slaves so decides to help Crowley instead.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are about to take their relationship to the next level when Gabriel and Michael's wrath falls on them. To punish them, they implant a fake reality into Crowley's memory in which he becomes a proper demon for a while and hurts Aziraphale several times. However, they leave Azirapahale untouched and aware that none of it has been real.

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    Antonia and Aziraphale during his 2nd year of university. Very much a continuation of the previous fics in this series. Porn is in chapters 3 and 6.

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    At this point A&A’s story has expanded beyond the monthly vignettes of 1st year and into some more detailed feelings, events, and relationship issues. (Like the previous fics in the series, my brain wrote parts of the story then informed me after.) I’m trying to tag very thoroughly and will try to give pre-chapter content warnings for anything particularly heavy.

    There is a skin applied to show the text messages in chapters 1 and 11 as displayed on a phone.

    The entire fic is drafted and my goal is to post an update every three days. Thanks for reading along!

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    In medieval England, teenaged Aziraphale discovers she is a transgender woman. She comes out to her family, who in turn do everything they can to keep her safe and happy.

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    ‘I want that again,' Aziraphale says in a rush. ‘I want to, oh, Crowley, I want you to make love to me like it’s our one and only chance again.’

    For nearly 80 years, Aziraphale has been thinking about that one, endless night of love they'd spent in his bookshop. Now that Armageddon is behind them and their futures in front, he finally lets Crowley know.

    Soho, 2019

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Crowley is a sex-positive stripper who has a perchance for getting into shenanigans. Aziraphale is her new neighbor who's starting over in a new career. On the outside they may make an odd couple, but their love and chemistry will only build up over time.

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    When Aziraphale is being taken care of by a substitute for his usual tailor, he is getting much more than just his new suit fitted.

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    Thirsty tailor's patron wants to thoroughly get his seams checked.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner, but not before Aziraphale gets a load from his white suit wearing husband.

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    By the time he finished the book, Crowley had his head resting fully on Aziraphale’s shoulder. His breathing had slowed, as had his suckling. He was barely drinking anymore and Aziraphale was glad to see the bottle was just under half full. He set the book aside and kissed Crowley's forehead. His hand under the demon's shirt dipped lower each time he slid it down his tummy, until his fingers were dipping just under the elastic of his pull-up. Crowley bucked his hips up a little, his body seeking more sensation even if he wasn't conscious of it. The aphrodisiac properties of the drug were sinking in and Aziraphale licked his lips in anticipation.

    Sometimes Crowley is Little. Sometimes when he's Little he invites Aziraphale to play certain games with him. Kinky games.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme.

    Aziraphale catches Crowley having sex with a human. And well, if he can't have Crowley, wouldn't someone he's been with be the next best thing?

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    Crowley gets hit by a lust curse threatening to burn him up from the inside out. Aziraphale decides there's only one thing to do.

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    Aziraphale falls into a trap and loses his powers. He is surrounded by sigils, in a dungeon, and the only one who can free him is the demon who kidnapped him.

    "That's right, lean back, relax," Crowley murmured. "Let me take care of everything."

    "Please don't. Let me go," Aziraphale whined.

    "Oh, creature," spoke the demon, with his eyes fixed on the angel in front of him, "you really should start praying."

    (They couldn't make it at the Bastille that time, but fantasies don't die, right?)

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    With that settled and behind them, Ezra slips further into bed and runs a tender hand up the inside of Anthony’s calf, fingers tracing upward to just above his freckled knee before they stop. “When’s the last time you made love?” he asks, and Anthony immediately wants to close his eyes and perish.

    “I already told you,” he rasps. “The last time I shagged somebody was when—”

    “That doesn’t answer my question,” Ezra says, arching an eyebrow. Waiting, so patiently, for Anthony to tell him the truth. Any truth. 

    Anthony knows the real answer, deep down, hidden under the guise of rain and nightfall surrounding them on all sides. Ezra is no fool, and so Anthony won’t treat him like one. 

    “Three weeks ago,” he says simply, staring into those two sapphire eyes that almost look violet in the half-dark. “In a bookshop, with an angel.”

     
    [The ineffables make an exaggerated game of make-believe late one night, wherein unlucky Anthony—very lost and very pregnant in the Soho streets amidst an unending downpour—finds refuge in the company of one hospitable Dr. Ezra Fell, who welcomes him without question into the warmth of his humble home.]

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    Two years after the Apocalypse That Wasn't, Aziraphale confesses he was quite distracted at Warlock's birthday by Crowley's disguise. What's a demon to do but bring his angel's fantasy to life?

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    Nervous magician gets fucked senseless by the sexy hotel waiter before his show! (A Roleplay)

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    Aziraphale suggests they spice things up in the bedroom. Crowley has never denied him anything.

    Crack Prompt: Voyeurism

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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