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    Aziraphale is the Prince of Heaven. A royal angel working his way to becoming a proper king. He’s the only son of the Queen and an alpha to boot, though he’s never shown interest in a mate, omega or otherwise. This is unfortunate but not unheard of, his mother never took a proper mate, but his right hand man and advisor wants him to take a consort at the very least and parades many suitors in front of him as he gets older.

    Meanwhile Aziraphale needs a break from his duties and certainly from this steady stream of new people, and decided to start dressing in common clothes and venturing into the town that sits within the city's walls. Most people have never seen him, so it works well to his favour. It’s there that he pops into an alchemist witch and botany shop where he meets the proprietor. A fiery redhead with a silver tongue named Crowley and his shop hand Anathema who comes in and out over the week.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    People often remember Eve, she was the woman who was tempted into eating an apple no one told her she couldn't eat. The woman who gave birth to the beginnings of humanity.

    People often forget however, that there was a woman who existed before her, Lilith. She was made from the same dust as Adam, making them equals in her eyes. Adam disagreed, causing Lilith to abandon the garden and gain her independence. The angels guarding the garden tried to stop her but had no luck. Lilith disappeared and so did the memory of her.

    When the humans were finally free of the garden, a demon and an angel stood a top a wall. The angel wondering why the demon seemed so familiar.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Crowley gets so bored he decides to take up writing. He writes a book about the adventures of Ez and J (who are, obviously, Aziraphale and Crowley.) The only noticeable difference in Ez’s character, Crowley thinks, is that he loves J back.

    He brings his book to Aziraphale, not mentioning that he was the one who wrote it.

    Fluff and comfort ensues.

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    Aziraphale intenta decirle a Crowley que quiere que su amor progrese hasta lo físico. Lo hace de una manera muy Aziraphale e idiota. Todo está bien.

    Traducción autorizada. No copiar. No editar, no adaptar.

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    Crowley is bored, Aziraphale is drinking his mate and want to have an indirect kiss.

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    “Remember that thing you told me, that time?" Crowley said abruptly. "That someone loved me.” His eyes were fixed on Aziraphale, oddly intense. “I decided I should tell them. That I know, and I love them back."
    “Congratulations," Aziraphale told him sincerely. “I’m so happy for you.”
    Crowley was still staring, as if waiting for another reaction. The silence felt strangely charged. Aziraphale wondered if he was missing something.

    (Fluff dialogue prompt fill #5.)

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    Jenny is a wedding planner, looking to take on a new client. Mr Fell is happy to have her on board, but he isn't always the best at communicating...

    (A human wedding planner can't make sense of an angel who can't make sense of humans either... it's humorous fluff)

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    Crowley frowned. “What’s up?” Something was off about Aziraphale’s voice…
    “One moment, please,” said Aziraphale.
    There was a series of muffled explosive sounds.

    (Friendship dialogue prompt fill #3.)

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    Мир шел своим чередом. Прошел месяц; месяц, в течение которого Азирафель был убежден, что теперь в его магазине вещей Кроули больше, чем в квартире демона.

    На столе появилось несколько маленьких растений. Кожаная куртка свободно перекинута через спинку дивана. Ключи от Бентли лежали в керамической вазе у кровати... у кровати, которую теперь использовал демон, настоявший на том, чтобы купить простыни получше, потому что добрый Люцифер, ангел, когда ты их получил?

    (Азирафель покраснел, когда признался в том, что они шли в комплекте с кроватью, которую он получил вместе с квартирой над книжным магазином, который Азирафель открыл в 1880-х.)

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    Anthony J. Crowley has come to terms with the fact he was approaching his 50th birthday and hasn’t found his soulmate yet. He’s fine with it, absolutely uh-mazing. Wahoo, never been better.

    This curtain of delusion drops when he meets Aziraphale, some coot who’s more cushion than man with a questionable taste in walking sticks and also, incidentally, Crowley’s soulmate.
    Sadly enough, this doesn't seem to apply both ways as Aziraphale won’t mention any change in his vision after their first contact. If Crowley just wasn't this besotted with his angel, he maybe wouldn't overlook the obvious signs for as why Aziraphale wouldn't see any colour...

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    Soulmate AU in which you're able to see colour after touching your soulmate for the first time. Problematic if one of them is blind and the other an idiot.

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    After the church went up in smoke in 1941 Aziraphale has questioned his feelings for Crowley. Before he can align all his thoughts, Crowley finds his plan to return to heaven. Not taking it lightly Crowley leaves the angel alone, where he makes a rash decision to go through with his plan. And thus leaving Crowley stranded on Earth without him, all alone, and with some bloke he has never met before. So Crowley does what any rational being would do, and scares off any new Angel heaven throws at him.

    **DISCONTINUED**
    (The first chapter can be read as a one shot if so desired)

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