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    [fuck jkr, all my homies hate jkr]

    modern muggle texting au in which james and sirius are roommates, peter and remus were randomly assigned, and the gang gets into all sorts of trouble and chaos in all the ways they know how

    mainly wolfstar but of course jily, dorlene, and maybe some others are included!
    rated mature for lots of swearing and crude jokes/sexual references *nothing explicit tho!*

    (title subject to change)

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    English
    Words:
    25,176
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2896
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    Sirius is at University and needs a tutor, his professor gives him another students phone number for help. Sirius texts the number what will happen will Sirius continue texting him.

    Language:
    English
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    8,022
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    489
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    don't let the title fool you, they are most definitely not just friends

    A text fic in which there are way too many group chats and a lot of people fall in love. Mainly wolfstar, but other ships too, do not worry your pretty little heads over it.
    lot's of swearing and some sex jokes (nothing explicit though)
    All characters belong to JKR, but we don't support her in this household

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,679
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1047
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    It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
    Watching some good friends screaming, 'Let me out'
    Pray tomorrow gets me higher, high
    Pressure on people, people on streets

    Turned away from it all like a blind man
    Sat on a fence but it don't work
    Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
    Why, why, why?
    Love, love, love, love, love
    Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking

    @gayilliteratewerewolf on TikTok made a video about this and I was so inspired to write a fic about it - So here it is! The general idea of this fic was inspired by the band Måneskin, who won Eurovision Song Contest 2021.

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    English
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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    100
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    texting fic where the marauders go to a performing arts high school and sirius is a ballet dancer and remus is a musician.

    oh also wrong # ig.

    oh! and they hate each other in real life.

    no sexual content just mature for swearing and stuff

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    English
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    20,839
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1501
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    mary: that explains it

    sirius: explains what!

    marlene: someone left a baccy pouch covered in stickers
    marlene: we didn't think it was remus's

    sirius: stickers does sound like me..
    sirius: was it dead dad?

    marlene: nah rotten foot

    sirius: yep yep that's mine

    or

    the marauders first year at uni going tits up etc

    (fuck JKR all my homies hate that dickhead. im getting all my non-binary steez on this stuff. all of it. trans people are the best. terfs eat bricks.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,706
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    344
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    The Marauders are in year 12 and Remus is not only the new kid, but also a teen parent, Sirius pines far too much, Marlene and Dorcas are happy, James is in love, Lily’s in denial, and we watch it all go down through texts.

     
    Basically just the texting fic i imagined

    (fuck JKR i hate her with all my being and don’t support any of her disgusting views)

    **rated mature for foul language and underaged drinking & drug use (only pot nothing else)**

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    English
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    17,182
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2691
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,223
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    183
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    padfoot: knock knock
    padfoot: prongs
    padfoot: knock knock

    prongs: OH I LOVE THESE
    prongs: who’s there?

    padfoot: daisy

    prongs: daisy who?

    (All characters belong JKR but fuck her dude)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,144
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    722
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    texting fic with no plot!

    Language:
    English
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    24,101
    Chapters:
    16/18
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2548
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    used to be called ‘Marauders - the Band’
    Marauders in a band.
    swearing and possible sexual jokes but nothing graphic
    —————————————————
    Padfoot: 🤔🤔🤔 

    Prongs: mf u better 

    Padfoot: Prongs getting violent 

    Padfoot: this is new 

    Betterthanu: 📸 📸

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,525
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    942
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    i feel like i should change this but idk what to
    Texting and Narrative.
    modern muggle au: it's the beginning of the school year nine and remus is moving to lily's boarding school in scotland with a stupid name he always forgets. he's trans and wants nothing more to be accepted the way he's not at home. lily's amazing but being in the girls' dormitory doesn't help.

    I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR AT ALL.

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    8,798
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    635
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    First Year of University / Texting Fic / Marauders & Co

    lots of parties, stressing and pining

     
    GingerSpice

    i vote flipped!!

     

    ScaryLesbian

    we watched that like two weeks ago thoooo

    theres only so many times in a month i can watch those two fucking tweens stare into eachothers eyes

     

    GingerSpice

    :((((

     

    Dorko

    i vote scott pilgrim v the world!!

     
    badbitch

    bitch nO

    you know how i feel about micheal cera

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,145
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1918
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    Sirius Black wakes up in Remus Lupins' dorm hall naked. This is the story of everything after that.

    “I’m decent, now, led the way” Sirius said. Remus opened the door to the room right in front of them holding it open Sirius said, “thank you, my knight in shining armor”.

    “I’m no knight in shining armor” Remus quipped back.

    “Fine, thank you, man in the wool sweater.”

    “No problem, naked guy.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,612
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    256
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    Text Fic about the Marauders in Uni.

     

     

     

    Title inspired from the song 'Kids' by Current Joys. Its such a good song, you should listen to it!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,750
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    109
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    text fic featuring all of my favorite ships in university!!
    also some sex jokes but nothing explicit!

    also fuck jkr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,701
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    170
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    The first step to becoming an Animagus is to hold a Mandrake leaf in your mouth for a full month. The trouble is, it's very difficult to speak clearly with a leaf adhered to the roof of your mouth (especially when you're trying to hide it from your best friend.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,329
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    370
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    7429
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    James: wait ok they need a ship name
    Dorcas: remius??
    Peter: ooo what ab blupin
    Marlene: WAIT WAIT I GOT IT ✨LACK✨
    Lily: wow that is like the worst ship name ever

    Sirius and Mary have gone to a different college for the past 2 years and are now transferring where the rest of the gang is. A texting story in which Sirius is scared of cats, Mary is the baddest bitch to walk this planet, Remus dresses like a grandpa, Lily is nosy, and they're all just living their lives.

    (rated M because they all have potty mouths but nothing too explicit)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,693
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    5415
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    texting fic w my fave dead bitches bc i can.

    wolfstar fic with lots of jily and dorlene!!

    modern au where our gang meet in freshers at uni in london. remus is seeing someone else, sirius is too casual but also hardcare pining. dorcas is trying to get over someone, marlene is soft for one (1) person. lily and james are academic rivals. mary is a bad bitch. peter is vibing.

    hmu!! @cassnobodyasked on twitter and tumblr xx

    NO EXPLICIT CONTENT: rated mature for lots of swearing, sex jokes and innuendos!!

    i do not support anything jkr stands for if you do gtfo what are you doing here

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,001
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1777
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    This is a modern muggle au fic, following Marlene during the summer before sophomore, or 2nd year, it depends on where you’re from. This is the first real piece that I’ve written, so it will by no means be perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    28

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