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    The odds of Jon missing an interview and joining a ghost hunting youtube channel as a researcher to pay rent? More likely than you'd think.

    Updates Wednesdays and Sundays

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    Jon's intellectual curiosity often lands him in hot water.
    Occasionally, and far more pleasantly, it lands him in bed.
    A newly developed desire for exploration makes having two interested and willing boyfriends very useful.

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    "I’ll be honest, I don’t often take new patients, and I want to make sure that the service I provide here is a good fit for your needs. Would you like to start with the reason you decided to set up an appointment with me today?”

    Jon twists the newspaper clipping in his hands again, then notices Dr. Bright looking down at it. His face gets hot, and he quickly tucks it into his pocket. “I, uhm. I saw your ad. It, ah, caught my eye, I suppose you might say.”

    Dr. Bright smiles. It’s a genuine smile, one that crinkles her eyes at the corners, but it also does very little to help Jon gauge her response. “Of course. It’s not exactly the most… typical method for advertising a therapist. Was there any particular reason it drew your attention?”

    Jon chews on his lip. “Well, ah. I don’t know that the sort of problems I have could be helped by any typical therapist.”

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    Or, Somewhere Else, Jon finds a therapist.

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    When Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood finally settle down in the little town of Westview, New Jersey, they couldn't be happier. Together, they face challenges of hiding their relationship (and Jon's strange abilities) from nosy neighbors, overly friendly coworkers, and this isn't right he shouldn't be here, why is everything like this did he do this? He didn't think so, and he's too scared to Know because if he does it might go away. And why doesn't anything hurt anymore? Where is he

    Find out on The Blackwoods, new episodes airing every Sunday at 12:00 AM EST!

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    The Archivist goes to the Panopticon to become the Pupil of the Eye and burn humanity away. The part of him that is still Jonathan Sims sees a way to change the course of things in a very significant way.
    And that's when Gerry wakes up.

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    There are certain experiences Jon is lacking.

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    [ tags will be added as new chapters post, so keep an eye out for updated warnings ]

    Elias Bouchard wants something he cannot reasonably have. Peter Lukas bets he can give it to him.

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    It starts with waking up in a world you don’t recognise, in a world you have no place in.

    Or maybe it starts with the man who walks into the grocery store, the one with the mean mean smirk and red hot palms.

    Or maybe it starts with the fog following your steps, pooling in your apartment until you can see nothing but the thick white mist.

    Or maybe it starts with the creature in the dark.

    Wherever this story starts, it ends with you standing in front of the Magnus Institute. Or- no- it’s only now that there is no going back.

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    It made sense that there would be a link between fear and sex: both forms of physiological arousal, a rush of adrenaline and endorphins. It was understandable that some wires might, under certain circumstances, become a bit crossed.

    The solution to both should be knowledge, comprehension, academic distance. Desensitization, at the very least.

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    Martin Blackwood needs money, and he likes kids. And sure this mansion is strange, the children aloof and the live-in librarian hates his guts but it's still better than home. At least the rest of the staff is nice and there surely isn't anyone living in the basement that would be absurd.

    CW: Elias Bouchard at some point. Descriptions of going through depressive patches, mentions of not great parenting. to be added to.

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    It was a cloudy Monday morning when Jon first found flowers on his desk.

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    In which Jonathan Sims is a Siren, and he fails to notice any new abilities granted to him by the position of Archivist. Or really anything about the Entities at all.

    Takes place in season 1 featuring Jonah Magnus’s slow decent into madness

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    “That sounds like an excellent idea, Jon. Tomorrow, then? I generally take lunch around one.”

    Joy flooded through Jon’s entire body at Elias’s agreement. “Yes! Wonderful. Tomorrow, at one. The cafe is called Sasha’s Spiral, you can’t miss it.”

    He was excited as he made his way to the coffee shop, ordering a small tea for himself before heading to a table near the window to wait for Elias. The man at the till, his nametag reading Tim he/him, seemed to pick up on Jon’s excitement. “Got a date, mate?”

    “Something like that,” Jon said softly.

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    Jon is pregnant and Elias discovers that he still has a beating human heart.

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    Elias was watching him, and there was an unfamiliar light in his eyes, and the shadow of a smile on his lips, and Jon knew, all at once, what it was to be a minnow, small and unknowing, suspended in the open jaws of a shark.

    “I think,” he said slowly, “I have a better idea.”

    .

    A mishap at work pushes Jon closer to Elias, sending him down a strange path.

    Jonah adjusts his plans.

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    After the deaths of his parents, Jon's grandmother takes him to the kingdom of Adraesia to meet the young Princess Georgie. Soon enough the two are best of friends, through childhood and into adulthood.
    Years after they last saw each other, Georgie sends a letter urging him to come visit her. He agrees, and they devise a plan: to get their parents off their backs when it comes to marriage, they stage a fake marriage. Georgie is in love with a daughter of a noble, and Jon figures he'll never marry anyway.
    Then he meets Martin, the new captain of the guard of Adraesia, and Jon starts to rethink his stance.

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    Meeting an old acquaintance again can be a bit of a culture shock. Instantly clicking again with your old ride or die… is a different sort of shock entirely.
    Gerry Delano really hadn't expected to run into Jon Sims of all people. People change over the years, so it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that Jon settled as a librarian-slash-archivist, has a boyfriend, and leads a calmer life now. Gerry themself changed as well, after all.

    “Settling into domesticity… it’s not me, not what I want or need. Sure I want a steady life but I don’t want a calm or quiet life, at all. That's the thing. Life's different when he's around. And we both know I like different.”

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    Eyebrow raised higher, she turned her attention to Martin. "What the hell is going- Martin?"

    Knees shaking, shoulder pressed into the doorframe Martin stood, hand under his belt, holding the new weight.

    "Martin!" Alarmed, Melanie shot forward, getting him upright. "What's happened?"

    Leaning into her weight he tensed, breathing hard.

    "Damnit, is it the baby?"

    All he could summon is a nod, tension slowly releasing.

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    Jonathan Sims knows, logically, that visiting the cat shelter is a dangerous idea. But even so, ever since he saw the 'Kitty Kuddlers Wanted' sign up on the notice board in Martin's bookstore, he hadn't been able to stop himself from sneaking off on his lunch break to spend 45 minutes in an ancient thrifted armchair, cuddling a purring feline. Not even the flaunting disregard for correct orthography had put him off the idea.

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    Much like Martin, Tim liked Jon.

     

    Well, not in the same way as Martin (Tim could smell the crush off that boy from a mile away) but still, Tim was rather fond of their odd regular customer who kept making his way into Sasha’s cafe. Part of him still felt bad that Jon kept getting stood up, even if he started supplementing his time by talking with Tim and Sasha or shyly engaging with Martin. If Tim didn’t know better, he would assume that Martin’s little crush was very much reciprocated.

     

    Unfortunately, Tim did know better. And he knew better because of the sorry scene in front of him.

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