1 - 20 of 25 Works in Aromantic Asexual Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    duck you: GUYS A RACCOON JUST BIT ME

    ranboob: now u are bonded for life

    b e e s: this is a gift from the gods, big q

    duck you: NO NO NO THIS IS A DENNYS PARKING LOT RACCOON

    ranboob: O NO

    ~~~

    DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE!!! ONLY THE DSMP CHARACTERS!!! THAT SHIT IS WACK!!! DONT DO IT!!!

    (previously called 'when quackity knows everyone')

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,290
    Chapters:
    7/420
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    5490
  2. Tags
    Summary

    After Korra disaster the cycle of new avatars stopped appearing but they weren't really needed at any time so people thought the cycle had been interrupted for now.
    It's been 500 years since the last Avatar died and society don't think the cycle will continue after so long, perhaps a new global imbalance is what it takes for this legendary person to reappear.

    Au where Wilbur made the worst decision of his life adopting a random kid he found on the streets, but turns out this child is the next Avatar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,065
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    302
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Tubbos had it pretty damn rough, so when hes taken in by Phil, things don't make sense to the boy.

    or
    SBI + Tubbo foster care au, but Tubbo centric.

    Title took from a song

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2213
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Techno centric foster au where they want to be loved but they wont allow themselves to be loved

    -
    Again, title from a song

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,532
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    392
  5. Tags
    Summary

    title and chapter names from
    If You Like It Or Not by The Brobecks
    (not really significant to the story plot I just really really like the song lol)

    Alternatively known as:
    Greek Mythology helps two anxious boys fall in love but it's platonic and they're homies

    .
    .
    .

    “. . .Technoblade - the pink haired fencer boy that had been Sapnaps gay awakening - had been assigned his project partner, and Sapnap wanted nothing more than to curl up into a ball and combust into ash and bone. . .”

     

    Sapnap shares a Greek Mythology class with Technoblade. They’re assigned project partners; bromance and dumbassery ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,612
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1347
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Technoblade was not a fool. Was not easily tricked and controlled. So when Quackity comes with a message from Dream, he isn't fooled. Dream wouldn't trust Quackity. He wouldn't trust Quackity like that. So anything Quackity says is a lie. Which means Dream may be hurt. And when your moniker is "The Blood God" then you would be a disappointment to not pick up the faint smell and faded red stains.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,680
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    311
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Three times Dream was rejected and the one time he wasn't

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    613
  8. Tags
    Summary

    In which a groupchat full of actors for an upcoming movie is made and everything goes mad
    or
    be gay do crime but its an actor au chatfic and everyone is a theatre kid

     

    i have no idea what im doing or how to write a summary

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    156
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Tubbo wants to make some crochet bees for everyone on the server, ranboo helps, and people get bees in a box with their flag colors

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    373
  10. Tags
    Summary

    His aunts and uncles always have asked the same thing. So when are you going to bring home a nice girl, Tom?

    His wonderful parents are endlessly supportive, but even they get a little draining from time. Look at the muscles on that guy, woo, ain't he a keeper?

    And then even his internet friends hopped on the train. Oooo, look at them. They're quite pretty, aren't they?

    Years of people advancing into the world of romance with Tommy straggling only about hundreds of feet behind has left him wondering: was there something wrong with him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    664
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    2857
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Technoblade doesn't remember falling asleep in a library. Well, here he is. Hey, isn't this the library he used to go to as a teen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    153
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Being a therapist had it's perks, especially when it came to adopting three traumatized but trying kids. Phil's boys all have their own slews of issues; Techno has the Chat, a collective of voices that are only sometimes helpful or nice, and general anxiety. Wilbur struggles with depression and has trust issues. Tommy has abandonment issues. But they're all trying, they all want family, people to love and love them in return. It's a really good thing they find each other.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,499
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1533
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Techno would swear on his life that he's smart, but maybe not smart enough to avoid falling victim to adopting a dual-toned freshmen when he sees the kid getting bullied.

    OR

    Phil already has three adopted sons, why can't Techno have his own?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,768
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    275
    Kudos:
    3070
    Bookmarks:
    526
    Hits:
    33565
  14. Tags
    Summary

    ~Many many eons ago was a time before and after the great gods above us lived from all sorts and form of mythology ranging from the ever so infamous Greek mythology,Roman,Egyptian and Norse mythology to many other all around the world,but our story begins not after or before these ancients times but during the Dream SMP dynasty.....better known as the L'manberg dynasty an era at the time ruled by the Emperor known as The_Eret but due to his request she shall be addressed as simply Emperor Eret which is strongly yet also politely requested by them.Hidden far far far away lives a small 2 member family hidden away in a small village on the outskirts of the L'manberg empire near one of the great mountains protecting the nation in this small yet busy loud village lives a retried war general by the name of Wilbur Soot and hidden away to the rest of the world his son Fundy Soot a cunning witty mischievous fox hybrid know to bring joy to the residents in this village as much as he brings scoldings and mayhem wherever our young fox hero goes this is where our story begins where our Fox hybrids life turned around for the better or worse? You decide......~

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,086
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    925
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Just a bunch of headcanons for my favorite content creators!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,377
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    68
  16. Tags
    Summary

    technoblade has a bad habit of adopting child soldiers.

    except it isn’t a problem.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1720
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Technoblade never dies.

    It's not a boast, or a taunt, or an inside joke. It's far older than that.

    It's a promise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,223
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1154
    Kudos:
    2216
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    28272
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Twenty children, arrested at separate times, for different crimes, end up at the same juvenile detention center. Alone against the world save for each other (and one surprisingly cool corrections officer), the bonds they form will last the rest of their lives.

    Or

    A modern au where twenty members of the Dream SMP are delinquents, and Phil is an officer at their juvie.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,817
    Chapters:
    5/44
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    794
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    8995
  19. Tags
    Summary

    send a request and I'll see what I can do for you, chapter 1 includes an explanation and guidelines

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,832
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    1349
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    94539
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Sapnap decides to create a group with his number neighbors

    (inspired by Depressed_Anon here on AO3)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,821
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    422
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5058

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation