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    Anakin is good at avoiding things: the Jedi, other people's problems, his own problems, his emotions, and the consequences of his actions.
    But not anymore. Things are rapidly changing in the galaxy, and Anakin will have to make some very tough decisions, and face some things he'd rather avoid.

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    The Sith will do anything to destroy the Jedi and retake the galaxy.
    And Anakin will do anything to make sure that does not happen, even if he loses his humanity along the way.

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    “Good work Cody.” Obi-wan said, eyes glued to his datapad. “And thank you. We’ll talk more tomorrow, sleep well, love you.`”

    “Um-I-um, love you too....uh, sir.” Cody stammered and the hologram warbled from existence.

    Obi-wan started to walk back to his quarters, but he could feel everyone’s eyes on him. And the emotions that were gravitating from everyone were strange.

    “What?” He asked. Had he said something? He quickly went back through his conversation with Cody. They had been talking about the men, the battle, rest, and…

    “Oh Force.”

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    When his newly engaged ex walks into the bar Professor Kenobi thinks this might be his worst night out ever. But an ex-student has better ideas.

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    "Well you may be used to it, but I'm not and I never want to hear another man speak of you in that way again," Obi-Wan softened his tone and posture. "So forgive me if I couldn't stand another second of that bastards slander."

    He turned away from her, resting his hands on the barrier once again with a sigh. He could feel something around her shift once he'd spoken, the beginnings of an understanding, he hoped.

    "I am well aware of how capable you are Satine," Obi-Wan told her with his back still facing her. "I know that you can handle yourself, that has never been in question, I just..."

    The Chancellor's Ball is known far and wide throughout the galaxy to be a grand and regal affair. Every individual that receives an invitation knows that they are in for a festive night of fun... except certain individuals. Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and his padawan learner, Ahsoka Tano find themselves incredibly bored with the nights events. Luckily for them, Obi-Wan and Satine always did know how to put on a show.

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    When, a month after the rise of the Empire, Rex sneaked on Kamino to search for answers, he never expected to find a two-years old Force Sensitive clone of Anakin Skywalker. But he did. And it changed everything.

    While entering a Tatooine cantina, Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't think he would've found himself to look after a two-years child. But, as they say, the Force works in mysterious ways.

    (In which a Palpatine experiment eventually brings him to his due doom)

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    Anakin has to laugh. "I'm sorry," he says between snorts. “You’ve come here….the leading minds behind our war effort….to ask me to kriff a Separatist for...for what? The betterment of the galaxy? You want me to lie back and think of the Republic?” He calms down slowly, an occasional giggle escaping him. He wipes carefully at his eyes, delicately trying to preserve the kohl he had lined them with. “You have to know this is ridiculous.”

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi is too good at being a Sith Lord general of the Separatist army. The Jedi Council approaches Anakin with an offer he can't refuse. These things are, actually, related.

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    It’s been a long journey for them. Going from that small, cozy house in the suburbs all the way to being on stage, being internet famous, or even just well off. Looking back on their accomplishments, their highs, lows, laughs, cries, whatever odd things that happened in the treehouse, that’s what they want to do. A sweet recounting of life events told by a fairly clueless narrator.

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    I got bored, enjoy the chaos.

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    Returning to the Temple after a long period of absence is already hard enough. Suddenly being bombarded with absolutely creepy love notes is certainly worse and very confusing.

    It could have been sweet (ignoring the part where you’re a grown Jedi Knight), but not when you’re getting shit like: “I like your skin.

    And then there’s also Obi-Wan’s Padawan, who is somehow determined to put you in the most awkward situations.

    What have you done to deserve this?

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    Bly needs help asking Aayla out, and he gets it from a surprising source.

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    “You should still come.”

    “I don’t think so, my friend,” Obi-Wan said. He gestured up the steps. “I think I’ve had enough travel for at least the next time I’m required to be called away.” He said this lightly, but as he started up the steps again, Anakin tugged him back by the sleeve.

    [or: a foreign language lesson, snow, and multiple ways to say "i love you".]

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    When you wake up with a sore throat, head pressed into a sweaty pillow, and with even less of a will to live than usual, you are petty sure your day cannot get worse.

    Wrong!

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    5+1

    Five times they try something new and things go (slightly) awry and one time they try something new and it goes very right.

    Chapter 1: Obi-Wan tries a new name for Anakin in bed.
    Chapter 2: Anakin tries to start something over breakfast. Mishaps occur!
    Chapter 3: Obi-Wan ties Anakin's wrists together.
    Chapter 4: Anakin and Obi-Wan try some sleepy, lazy sex
    Chapter 5: Obi-Wan and Anakin try holoprojector sex while Obi-Wan is away on a mission.
    Chapter 6: Anakin calls Obi-Wan "Daddy"

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    “If General Kenobi can’t bake,” Rex says, “and you can’t really bake, how are we going to accomplish this? Because baking wasn’t exactly what the Kaminoans considered valuable training.”

    It should be, Anakin thinks, if one doesn’t want to end up like Obi-Wan―almost entirely ancient and not able to brew anything but tea. Obi-Wan steadies his elbow in his left hand while raising his right hand to stroke his beard. He glances at Anakin.

    “Well, I suppose if we don’t want to take any risks,” he says slowly. “We could probably ask a friend.”

    [or: it's Ahsoka's birthday and Anakin, Obi-Wan and Rex want to bake a cake for her―best ask Senator Amidala for help who is surely capable of assisting, right?]

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    Every Jedi Padawan must shadow a random Senator for a week at some point during their apprenticeship to learn about democracy. When 16 year old Anakin Skywalker is assigned to shadow Lott Dod, senator for the Trade Federation, he decides to take the opportunity to cause chaos, mayhem, and oust a corrupt and sexist senator at the same time. It really is a shame that Obi-Wan's on a no-contact secret mission in the Outer Rim, no one can stop Anakin now.

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    There had always been stories of mermaids and mermen, beautiful creatures who lived in the sea.
    Obi Wan Kenobi had never believed them. That was until one washed up on his beach.

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    Anakin hated the way that Obi-Wan and Cody danced around each other, never quite admitting how they felt. When a crash landing leaves both Obi-Wan and Cody with severe head injuries, Anakin uses their temporary amnesia to his advantage: he's tells them that they were boyfriends. Just like that, Obi-Wan and Cody's story is rewritten.

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    Anakin empieza su apetito sexual. No lo controla, y su forma de satisfacerse es abusando de su Maestro, quien le pasa muchos de sus malos comportamientos. Anakin se aprovecha de él.

    🔞🍋 Por favor, lean las etiquetas. Anakin es menor de edad en este fanfic, si no te gusta leer sobre esto NO LO HAGAS. Obi-Wan no sabe cómo reaccionar ante su Padawan que parece siempre estar excitado 🔥

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    Maul lost everything he ever fought for. When he is running through a hanger bay trying to escape with his life, the force decides that he had a pretty decent plan, if just a little misguided. Maybe if Maul had a better influence and someone to stop the murder a bit, he could have at least succeeded in taking down Sidious.

    Or he could just be sent back to Kenobi instead. Nothing will go wrong there.

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    Obi-wan meets with the Duchess of Mandalore once again, and the two express their affections for one another.

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