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    Two middle-aged people with strong personalities try to make space for a relationship in a place where their jobs have to be their first priority.

    (A re-write of an older fic, removing all explicit sex and adding a bunch of words.)

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    14/14
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    Dmitri Vologin isn’t used to working in a swamp yet. (Neither, it turns out, is his lab manager.)

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    A continuation of Helping A Geek With His Fireworks.

    Doug Eiffel thought it would be a good idea to help some random nerd with his fireworks, and now he's in a relationship/not-relationship that's starting to REALLY stress him out. Also, his best friend writes plays, and never bothered to mention this to him?!

    The teen rating is for swearing and some brief references to sex, but nothing explicit at all.

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    2/?
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    11
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    A re-write of some yet-to-be-determined number of chapters from The Way They Lived (aka the "Hilbert time travels back to his first moment at Goddard at the moment of his death" fic) from Rosemary's perspective, because it's funny as hell watching her react to a complete stranger be way too familiar with her.

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    3/?
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    Apparently Doug can't count past three, which could be the perfect recipe for a disaster, but it could also be ... no, actually, this can only be a disaster.

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    Alexander Hilbert (terrible 90s alias Dr. Karl Kelley) brings his lab manager a present.

    She is very confused about the entire thing.

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    Maxwell, the creator. Kepler, the enforcer. Jacobi, the destroyer.

    SI-5 is for dirty work, for the jobs that no one else would take (even if they could). How could it be made of anything except monsters and those dumb enough to become them?

     

    A look into the SI-5 team from their childhoods to the finale.

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    7/16
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    388
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    This past summer, Alexander Hilbert got framed for his bosses' neglect and fired from his job as a nurse at a summer camp... and then, just as promptly, from his school-year job as a high school nurse. After five months of a fruitless job search, his savings are running out, and he doesn't know what he's going to do... until the mother of one of the campers from his summer job shows up with a rather peculiar proposal.

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    5/?
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    Daniel says he didn't sleep and it makes Doug wonder what he's been up to, but being tipsy and really tired doesn't leave room to ask the right questions, so he'll just have to wait to find out.
    Rated M because of one or two passages glorifying alcohol. Know your limit, drink responsibly.

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    1/1
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    4
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    13
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    A snow day gives them an extra day to study for their Chemistry test, so Alex and Rosemary get together for a study session.

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    Rosemary can't get her head around how balancing chemical equations works. Alex offers to help her study. (Other people have commentary on the whole situation.)

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    1/1
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    Alexander Hilbert, fourth in line to the throne of the Kingdom of Hephaestus, finds himself about to be hitched to the Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Goddard as a means to bring an end to the war between the two countries. As one might imagine, he's more than a little bit apprehensive about marrying a woman he's never met. (AKA I found a pile of arranged marriage prompts and the next thing I knew I'd written many thousands of words.)

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    10/?
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    '“The gang’s all here,” Kepler says. “I even brought a peace offering for you, if he’d like to step forward and… stop using Jacobi here as a shield. Please.”

    “Is that - Doug?”

    “Doug,” he says. “Hey there, commander."'

    or, more simply: sécurité onwards, and the characters have dæmons.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    388
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    Alexander Hilbert has come back to Earth as an alien clone with a very peculiar woman in tow, and his former crewmates try to figure out how they feel about it.

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    7/?
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    2
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    The years that Aleksandr Valentin has spent corresponding with Mr. Reginald Epps, a member of the Royal Society and a brilliant chemist, have been some of the most productive of his career. And more than that, Mr. Epps has become a dear friend over those years... and perhaps more. Just how much more, Aleksandr longs to find out.

    But every time Aleksandr has suggested that he might travel to London to meet the man, Mr. Epps has turned him down... until finally, Aleksandr decides that he isn't going to take no for an answer any longer.

    Rosemary Epps has always had to live her life carefully. She knows that the careful fiction she maintains, of an older brother constrained by illness to remain in seclusion, is the only thing keeping her in charge of her own fortune and capable of carrying out the scientific research that brings her such joy. There's just one place she felt it safe to reveal more of herself than she ought to: in letters to Mr. Aleksandr Valentin, whose home in Saint Petersburg makes it unlikely that he would ever come searching for her.

    But now he has, and she will have to decide whether to keep hiding... or whether to destroy the fiction that protects her and reveal her heart.

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    10,705
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    5/?
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    After an awkward moment of eye contact, Lovelace says, “Selburg says your fever is improving.”

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    1/1
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    Alexander Hilbert left his job as a surgeon to open up a flower shop, and has been struggling to make it work since... and struggling even more to keep up some pretense of a social life, which becomes suddenly vital to his well-being when a series of late-night deliveries turn into a serious flirtation with a woman named Rosemary. Fortunately, he’s got the backup of his employees, Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel, along with their part-time bookkeeper Hera Pryce, all of whom are working through issues of their own, from Renée dealing with aging parents and an absent husband, to Hera’s overbearing mother, to Doug’s extremely awkward attempts to flirt with Hera.

    (Real story: I got a misprinted Hilbert shirt with “Bad Wealth Floral” on the back and decided if I changed it to “Bad Health Floral” it would be perfectly in character. This resulted.)

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    11,142
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    207
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    Songfic (/Songcomic?) based on the song The Doctor's Wife by The Clockwork Quartet, or: Hilbert discovers his lab manager is dying and doesn't know how to give up hope that he can fix it.

    6/5 whoops added the missing page back in.

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    1/4
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    3
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    3
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    16
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    A surgeon’s speciality is in the ability to cut clean and quick down to the bone; to make few marks, do no harm, pain only for the sake of healing.

    No-one told Doctor Hilbert any of this, apparently.

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    9,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    224
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    Two and a half months ago, Rosemary Epps had a one-night stand with a man she'd never met while they were both stuck in the airport due to snow. Now, she's realized that there were consequences... and the fact that she keeps thinking about keeping this unexpected pregnancy means she should probably try to hunt down the father.

    If only she'd remembered to get more than his first name...

    One of three potential and non-overlapping sequels to Synchronicity.

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    English
    Words:
    13,362
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    41

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