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    Harry and Hermione gets placed in their new college Hogwarts university and starts to learn a whole new world about sex, friendships and love.

    Alternative Universe- Muggle Fic

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    13/14
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    Hogwarts, year 1943.
    Draco Malfoy believes he is different from the others, immune to Tom Riddle's charisma and charm, but this belief will not last long. On the other hand, few people really know anything about Tom Riddle and no one has ever been able to go beyond his perfect appearance.
    Draco hates him but at the same time he wants to be like him. He certainly can't imagine what Tom is destined to become.
    "'Insomnia? Or maybe he was up to something. Yes, that was the most plausible thing. Draco held his breath and walked in, aware that they were going to argue (or rather, he would argue alone and Tom would ignore him with dignity and class, as usual).
    "Where are we going to end up if even the Prefect doesn't respect school rules?" he exclaimed, watching him with folded arms.
    Tom looked up slowly.
    "Malfoy, I thought I made myself clear. What are you doing out of your bed at this hour?"
    "What about you, then? Are you sitting here looking pretty in front of the fire?" he asked again."

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    10/?
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    A few weeks into Occlumency lessons with Snape, Harry decides there's no point continuing. How will this decision change the rest of the book?

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    4/4
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    Instead of being reincarnated into Oscar Ozpin was given a choice. When he chooses to go to Earth instead of back to Remnant he is given a peaceful life. Harrison Potter is the brother to the BWL. When his father disowns him and leaves him in Gringotts he doesn't know what he will do. Until a young curse breaker offers him a home.

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    41,666
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    24/?
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    Harry, Hermione, and Ron are secretly deities. Bored of their eternal immortality, they decide to go down to an Earth and get reborn as humans. Just their luck, they manage to pick the world with a raging Dark Lord problem.

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    7/?
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    49
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    In the summer of 1946, Tom Riddle is killed by Grindelwald's men. Offered a second chance by Death, Tom accepts and is reborn as Harry Potter in a world where he survived the attack and grew to be the most feared Dark Lord since Grindelwald.

    (In this universe, Grindelwald was defeated in 1947 instead of 1945.)

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    14,589
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    9/?
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    128
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    35
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    All of the drama that happened in the first wizard war that we never see in Harry Potter.

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    2/2
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    Poudlard n'a plus d'eau chaude. C'est déjà un problème.
    Ensuite, il faut se laver à deux pour ne pas gaspiller d'eau. C'est encore plus un problème.
    Et enfin, moi, Harry Potter, je viens de me rendre compte que j'aime les garçons. À l'aide.

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    3/3
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    Harry Potter is given the gift of the magical world, lead by none other than his future potions Proffesor. Harry gains knowledge of his status in this world, his blood stasis and Lordships bring him under the watchful eyes of The Malfoy family. Shields can no longer hold back his growth.

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    4,166
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    3/?
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    21
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    6
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    Harry é o último dos Potter, era o que diziam todos, era o que todos sabiam. Seu pai, mãe e irmã mortos na noite do ataque de Lorde Voldemort o deixaram como o último de sua antiga linhagem.
    Entretanto, não era a verdade.
    Dumbledore, pensando em seu Bem Maior, enviou Harry, recém aclamado como o Menino-Que-Sobreviveu e creditado pela destruição de Lorde Voldemort, é enviado para seus parentes trouxas no interior de Surrey. Sua irmã mais velha, Manon, é dada a primos distantes da família Potter nos Estados Unidos.
    Quando o retorno de Lorde Voldemort é anunciado no final de seu quarto ano, Manon sabe que tem que retornar à Inglaterra para proteger seu irmão mais novo, mesmo que ele nunca tenha se incomodado em responder suas cartas ao longo dos anos.

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    1/?
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    White flecks fell gracefully around him, the wind picking them up and carrying them as lightweights, watching one float down and then quickly melt into crimson, the deepest shades of red that complimented his skin idly. The snowflakes fell into the blood shamelessly, not a care for the color they were drowning in, or the taint of the liquid that did nothing to alter its own state of solidity against the ground.

    Sad eyes sighed in defeat and annoyance, sitting up and craning his shin that was badly bruised to the point of his flesh splotched in yellows, greens, blues, and blacks. Disgusting. He pulled himself up, the cold numbing any pain he should’ve felt, but at this point, would he really have felt any?

    If he was a normal Wizard, would he have been treated like this so brazenly? As if suddenly, his life mattered if he his parents had overlooked what he was, who he was, why he was what he was? No, they still would’ve thrown him away.

    Everyone threw him away at some point.
    .~~.
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Hogwarts 1939, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

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    Hari Potter met her snake at age eight. Hari Potter knew about the wizarding world from a pure-blood outcast. Hari Potter loves the Malfoy's like a second family. Hari is a manipulative little girl.
    Hari potter has no clue how to act around people. She acts around the Dursleys like she is weak, until her and Dudley bond over her snake. She acts like the most innocent child around the Weasley's. Around the Malfoy's though, she's as Slytherin as can be

    First year- 1 through 5
    Second year- 6 though 9
    third year- 10 through 13
    fourth year- 14 through 21
    Final year- 22 through 33

    Irish Translation posted!

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    Chapters:
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    We are in an AU where horcruxes don't exist. Harry is of legal age, in his senior year and is being intensively prepared and trained very hard for the war against Voldemort. Everyone seems to understand the pressures Harry is under, except for one. Harry decides that something has to change, but things don't go as planned.
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    "You can't seriously expect me to stay here and play your sex kitten!" he yelled at Snape.
    “You won’t have another choice. The great Harry Potter will unfortunately be gone from today. No one will find you here.”

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    Wir befinden uns in einem AU, wo es keine Horkruxe gibt. Harry ist volljährig und in seinem Abschlussjahr und wird nebenbei intensiv auf den Krieg gegen Voldemort vorbereitet. Alle scheinen Verständnis dafür zu haben unter welchem Druck er steht, außer einem.
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    „Du kannst nicht ernsthaft erwarten, dass ich hier bleibe und dein Betthäschen spielen werde!“ schrie er Snape an.
    „Dir wird nichts anderes übrig bleiben. Der große Harry Potter wird ab heute wohl leider verschwunden sein. Hier wird dich keiner finden.“
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    Eine Geschichte über Stress, zu viel Verantwortung, Lernen und Trainieren, sowie jeder Menge Sex bis es zum Showdown mit Voldemort kommt.

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    13/20
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    15
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    “Welcome, students and professors and esteemed guests, to the final match of this wonderful year! Slytherin vs Gryffindor! I would like to say that this is not a common event, but c’mon. Happens all the time. And usually Gryffindor wins and Slytherin CAN SUCK IT!”
    “Mr Lupin, do not start.”
    “Just getting warmed up, Professor. Nothing to worry about. Anyway. Here it is, folks, the Grand Final Game. Everyone welcome our beloved teams on the field!"

     

     

     


    Remus Lupin commenting a Quidditch Game. That's it. Send tweet.

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    5
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    Sometimes, the youngsters forget lessons their family tries to imprint on them. In her Deathbed, Euphemia Potter reminded those she saw as her children and changed the course of the story we know. "Be that Evans, Black or Potter, be strong, do what is needed, stay together. Trust each other. Put family first. Thrive."

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    3/3
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    35
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    5
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    Marauder's Era fic from First Year to the end of the war (mostly canon compliant).

     

    (DISCLAIMER - I do not own any of these characters and I do not support J.K Rowling's views)

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    47,126
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    25
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    67
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    9
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    1857
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    Your years at Hogwarts would be some of the most enjoyable and exhilarating times in your life. The first year would be a life-changing experience, and not because of magic… (P.S. It’s sex!!)

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    7/?
    Comments:
    5
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    34
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    4
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    11535
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    What is Regulus Black meant to do when he falls in love with a Hufflepuff?! Wait it guess worse... she's a blood traitor AND the sister of James Potter, known best friend of Sirius Black.

    It'll be okay anyways because Regulus' best friend, Evan Rosier, is more than happier to help him navigate his feelings throughout everything, maybe even throw a punch at Severus Snape- he had it long time coming!

    Language:
    English
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    950
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    2
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    4
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    1
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    "𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞?" He scoffs, black eyes emotionless. "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬."

    She was a girl born in the midst of a war. She was the forgotten child. The sister of the girl who sacrificed herself, saving the boy with the lightning bolt scar. He'd come in the night, ripping away everyone she had ever loved. He'd taken away her family and shattered her beyond repair.

    "𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞?" She asks, blue eyes hard. "𝐈𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞."

    She was raised to only know neglect and pain. She had been thrown away by her own blood. No one ever paused to ask for her wellbeing. No one paused to make sure she was all right.

    "𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐄!"
    "𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫."

    No one expected her to be more than just a poor orphan. No one expected her to have power beyond what anyone knew possible. The wars would come to pass. The wars would kill millions. Yet she was their only salvation.

    "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."
    "𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬."

    Just as she was learning to love again, starting to feel like she had a family... She was ripped away from her family with a single task.

    Kill the man who caused it all.

    "𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐀 𝐊𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐕𝐑𝐀!!!"

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    107,541
    Chapters:
    59/116
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    363

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