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    “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don’t even know each other?” “Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.”

    Basically Dave and Karkat are in college together and they meet up on one bored summer afternoon only to decide, in their chaotic minds, that they should attend couple’s counseling for the hell of it.

    Based on a Twitter prompt that I saw on Tumblr that I promised I would write alongside a few others!

    Mentions of abuse, child neglect, drugs, and alcohol!

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    From an outside perspective, Hogwarts was everything that Dave had ever wanted... Until he realized that he literally didn't know anything about magic. At least he got the chance to meet his friends and reconnect with his estranged brother, for better or for worse. While the journey of becoming the 'dopest wizard ever' was going to be much easier said than done, he always had other shit to focus on. Because fuck it, why not become the best goddamn seeker the school had ever seen?

    Too bad Dirk Strider's pre-existing reputation loomed over him since the second he arrived at Hogwarts. Hopefully Karkat Vantas, his new friend and trusty quidditch partner, would give him the boost he needed to catch up to his brother.

    Though despite Dave's desperate attempts to ignore them, spending all of his time with Karkat was resulting in a lot of mixed feelings. Feelings he didn't quite know how to deal with.

    Fuck... he was so screwed.

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    64
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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    5/?
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    20
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    34
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    4
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    Happy birthday, Dave.

    Dave has started his birthday alone every year. Maybe this year, he’ll end it with company by his side.

    (Publishing on my actual birthday lmao)

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    1
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    Dave Strider is gross. Gross and nasty and greedy and selfish and

    Karkat somehow finds him beautiful.

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    52
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    3
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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    12/?
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    Dad (Josh) and Bro (Dale) rekindle their past relationship and get creative in the kitchen.

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    Karkat Vantas is on the run from his dark past; Dave is a kid with no future. When they meet in the middle, neither are prepared for what's to come.

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    Chapters:
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    You see him coming up to you in the middle of a crowd, your back crushed up against the brick wall of a Chinese restaurant that has it’s menus pasted into the windows and the air smelling so good it makes your stomach rumble. The people surrounding you are joyful, fresh flowers in the spring floating on the cool breeze of this pleasant day while you feel your heart thrumming right in your stomach. You force your hand out of the pocket of your hoodie and you feel entirely like the tin man in Alice in Wonderland-fuck. That’s not even the right frame of media to reference, your mind latches on to that. On to the fact that you fucked up on exactly what kind of reference you wanted to make just as he closes the distance before you.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you and your sister have finally left your shitty homes to go to college. You didn't really expect to have a roommate like Karkat Vantas, and you sure didn't expect to fall in love with him. You've always hated romcoms.

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    DIRK: Oh, nothing much. Just the one thing Karkat thinks of as his single greatest failing in life. Small matters, really.
    KARKAT: DON'T YOU DARE.
    DIRK: Oh, Mr. Vantas, so scary. Not so talkative now, huh?

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    Dave and Karkat attend Rose and Kanaya's wedding and Dave finally buckles down to do something he and the others have been waiting far too long for. (Also, Dave walks Rose down the aisle and that makes my little heart happy.)

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    Dave had a penchant for weird things happening to him, and Karkat always seemed to get stuck with the people he hated most. But finding out they were both demigods? That was the final straw. Both boys were convinced that if the gods did exist, they must really hate their kids.

    Camp Half-Blood sent out a lot of quests, but Jade knew hers was special. She'd been at camp for less than a year, and she'd already gotten a quest to rescue two unknown demigods from their fate. The only downside was her questing buddies: the Crocs-wearing, chalk-eating camp weirdo Terezi Pyrope, and the "totally not jealous that Jade got a quest instead of him" Tavros Nitram. But no matter what, Jade wouldn't fail. She'd never hear the end of it from her friends if she did.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    81
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    81
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    9
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    940
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    dave gets abused and then karkat calls an ambulance and then fluff

    sorry if they're ooc!

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    30
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    1
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    Red has always been the bad color to Dave Strider. Due to his lack of self-control, he has now turned Karkat Vantas red.

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    Red is a... sensitive color for Dave. He notices that KK's eyes are now red and freaks out. Madness ensues.

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    Dirk ends up in a world that's new, in a body that's not his, in a situation that is outside anything he ever prepared for. He doesn't know how he got into Bro Strider's body, but Dave is here, skinny, small....

    ...and scared of him.

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    30,684
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
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    175
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    1444
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    Dave Strider has never been loved. Not by anyone. He is unworthy of love, and is completely unloveable.

    Karkat Vantas, master of love, thinks otherwise.

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    1/1
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    76
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    3
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    612
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    Your name is Dove Stri- *DAVE Strider, and you have a crush on your best friend. The unfortunate side of this is that you are nowhere near his league and he is a troll. A very angry troll.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    53
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    11
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    558
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    It's been three months since you've talked to Dave, and it hurts.

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    1/1
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    9
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