11 Works in 6000 Years of Repression (Good Omens)

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    The stem of the wineglass in Aziraphale’s hand snaps cleanly in two, but no one seems to hear it—every eye in the room is trained on the redheaded dancer sashaying to the gleaming silver pole, centre stage for all to see.

    Oh, Aziraphale thinks faintly. Good lord.

    [Or: the one where Aziraphale gets assigned to the red light district.]

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    Crowley discovers his Angel reading a smutty romance novel and decides to do the natural thing and tease him relentlessly. Unfortunately (or fortunately), Aziraphale is fed up with teases and thinks it’s high time he does the sensible thing and snog the hellfire out of his Demon.

    This piece is a written fictionalization of a nerdlesque act performed by Rosemary Maybe & Stella Cheeks. It describes the performance in detail and explores the relationship between the source material, the audience, and the performer.

    This fic was written to be a part of a master's thesis project.

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    Through the ages, here are some of the thing humans have tended to get wrong:
    • the nature of Heaven (because humans are paranoid)
    • the nature of Hell (because humans are thick)
    • the importance of loyalty (because humans are sentimental)
    • the inevitability of progress (see above)
    • what's right in front of them

    Crowley, of course, is a demon. He doesn't get things wrong. He's 99% sure of that.

    (Or: Crowley spends the course of human history wondering about touch.)

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    Ever since the beginning, humans have found all sorts of curious and imaginative ways of finding pleasure. And a certain (more hedonistic than he might admit) angel has put up a real effort of keeping up with these norms and experiencing just about every one of them.
    And this is why, in the earlier days of the world, the principality became so very curious about a very particular and popular activity of his fellow humans, dancing.
    However one simple rule, three plain words held him back from joining the other in their joyful hustle: Angels don’t Dance!
    At that thought, a frown spread itself on his round face and his brows scrunch up in confusion.
    But why not?
    Hoping he would get some sort of reasonable explanation, he turns to his boss Gabriel with his questions, but things didn’t necessarily go the way he thought it would...

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    Hardboiled, hell-fried private investigator Anthony J. Crowley is just trying to survive a hot, boring August, but a new case and a series of anonymous naughty letters signed only 'yours in black lace' are about to make things interesting.

    Chapters 1-3 are case fic. Chapter 4 is smut.

    For the 2020 DW Unconventional Courtship challenge based on a summary of the Mills & Boon novel Yours in Black Lace by Mia Zachary.

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    There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time. 

    Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

    Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

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    Crawley nodded down at the sweaty humans undulating in a frightfully uncomfortable-looking position below them. “Mating,” he clarified. “One of God’s better ideas, if you ask me. Looks like it could be fun.” 

    “Does it?” Aziraphale asked doubtfully. “It’s all a bit sticky for my tastes. I think She had the right of it with plants. Pollination seems much more sensible.”

    It takes Aziraphale 6000 years to catch up.

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