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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    “That’s humanity for you,” Crowley mutters. “Hangs a urinal on a wall, says it’s a message, and there’s your newest mainstream. They’re exactly becoming the thing they’re rebelling against, they always do. D’you know, they teach Duchamp over Sisley, these days? S’ just a sign that quality is going down the drain, these days. Ha, literally, at that.”

    Aziraphale rolls his eyes, but Crowley can tell he’s amused. “You’ve always been critical of the up-and-coming artists,” he points out. “Lord help me, I’m sure I recall that you called the hieroglyphics, what were your words? ‘A knock-off from the cuneiform script’? You were quite upset about it then, too.”

    “There’s moving with the times, and there’s disrespecting the past,” Crowley says. “Not that you’d know anything about that first one, angel.”

    Aziraphale sends him a look. “Oh, hush.”

    Or:

    Crowley would really rather change their relationship to one that includes kissing, handholding, and the occasional cuddling. Aziraphale brings up cake a lot. All in all, nothing really changes much, when it comes down to it.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    BEING REVISED AS OF JAN 2021 - Chapter 16 updated 5 May 2021
    The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after they break free, and neither hellfire nor holy water is going to stop them now.

    They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

    [The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves restless after the aftermath, and quickly agree to leave London - where Heaven and Hell both know their usual haunts - to spend some time in a place that their enemies ...aren't.

    They end up taking a complicated road trip across the United States of America: determined to visit every thrilling landmark and stupid museum they pass by, learning how to share spaces when they don't have to be afraid to share spaces, and slowly but surely dismantling their own baggage and growing closer with every mile.

    They've been all over the globe in the last six thousand years, but as it turns out, there are always new roads to travel.

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    On the evening that began the Seventh Day, the fireflies came out.

    ~ ~ ~

    OR: Five times Aziraphale and Crowley didn't dance together, and one time they did.

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    Just another slow burn about an angel and a demon growing up together on Earth.
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    People often remember Eve, she was the woman who was tempted into eating an apple no one told her she couldn't eat. The woman who gave birth to the beginnings of humanity.

    People often forget however, that there was a woman who existed before her, Lilith. She was made from the same dust as Adam, making them equals in her eyes. Adam disagreed, causing Lilith to abandon the garden and gain her independence. The angels guarding the garden tried to stop her but had no luck. Lilith disappeared and so did the memory of her.

    When the humans were finally free of the garden, a demon and an angel stood a top a wall. The angel wondering why the demon seemed so familiar.

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    Decades after Crowley tricks his infernal master Asmodeus into discorporating him, Crowley is sent to serve at the court of Pella where soon enough, Aziraphale is also sent to serve and observe, disguised as a nanny for the young Prince Alexander.

    But what Aziraphale doesn't know is that Asmodeus is also a member of the court in disguise, and Crowley will have to do his best to protect Aziraphale while trying not to betray the Prince of Hell that he has been loyal to since the Fall.

    Of course, mistakes were made...

    Updates weekly.

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    After almost four thousand years of slowly falling in love with his counterpart, Crowley finds himself alone on Earth. Aziraphale has been recalled to Hell and his replacement, Asmodeus, the Second Prince of Hell, is intent on claiming a certain angel for his own.

    This story follows The Seventh Prince of Hell. A parallel story is forthcoming, following Aziraphale's time apart from Crowley. Make sure to read the tags and warnings, this is a lot darker than the first story. Updates every Saturday.

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    Meet Archangel Crowley, Guardian of Eden, and he has just met the Gluttony Demon Azira, Goat of Eden. Did he do the bad thing, and the demon do the good thing?

     

    Episode 1, Season 1: In The Beginning.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Aziraphale loves humanity, that's all. He's interested in everything they do, even the more... intimate things. The fact that the being he's interested in doing them with isn't human is just an inconvenient but unavoidable side-effect.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... Or, do they? I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square!

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    Something is different, after Hamlet, and the change is as subtle as a roaring lion. Aziraphale regards him with palpable fondness, and, ever a serpent, Crowley lays him down and basks him in the warmth of that regard.

     

     
    (This fic is written entirely in Elizabethan/Shakespearean English.)

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