Roller Coaster Romance
“This day has been so much shit that I don’t even care anymore. Clearly I’m going to die alone in my empty apartment and no one will find my body for, like, ten years. Least I can do is die with something totally worth money to leave my family.”
“I’m not that famous.”
“Obviously, since I don’t know who the fuck you are.”
- Part 1 of Roller Coaster Romance
“Stop trying to lead,” Jonny snaps.
“You don’t know how to dance!” Patrick cries. He may or may not stomp Jonny’s foot on purpose.
Jonny glares at him and totally on purpose stomps back. “I slow danced at David’s wedding, which is more than I can say for Mr. Club Scene over here.”
Furious, Patrick grabs Jonny’s thick neck for a fully on purpose squeeze. “If you think you’re getting a honeymoon blowjob tonight, you are so—”
- Part 2 of Roller Coaster Romance
Wherein Sidney throws his hockey intensity into baking instead, and Evgeni learns that love really does begin in a man's stomach.
(Can be read as stand-alone)
- Part 3 of Roller Coaster Romance