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    Kakashi's phone has various modes: Silent, Vibrate and Airplane modes. Iruka thinks it should have drunk mode.

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    So maybe he should have paid more attention to his mother when she tried to teach him how to use kitchen utensils, but he had assumed that when he moved into his own place he would work it out on his own. Uchiha Itachi was nothing if not a proud man, and being forced to admit that he had set his kitchen on fire for the second time in a fortnight because he couldn’t figure out how to cook a meal was not high on his wish list. Thus, it was all the microwave’s fault.

    In which Itachi keeps setting fire to his apartment, Kisame is the firefighter on call, and Sasuke is a brat.

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    English
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    35,374
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    After a rough break up Iruka turns to the world of online dating in a desperate attempt to get laid. He meets Kakashi and things are totally great and not complicated at all!

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    English
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    63,217
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    119
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    769
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    182
    Hits:
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    "First there was ice, frost, and fog," Sasuke recites. "Above, a cold void. Below, a fire. And in between, a demon."

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    222,143
    Chapters:
    11/20
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    1718
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    Kakashi is the very worst candidate in the history of politics, which means Naruto has no choice but to yield to his latent alcoholism and get hammered. The last time he had gotten this drunk, he had been in college, and after that highly entertaining episode, he had vowed never to get drunk again because so help him, he had a career to think about.

    Said career is in the crapper because Hatake Kakashi, God help the man, is ten pounds of stupid in a five pound bag.

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    28,518
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    158
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    1021
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    211
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    Iruka narrows his eyes and crosses his arms.

    “Tell me why I’m here.”

    “You need the money,” Kakashi says, brunt and cruel. “And I need a sugar baby.”

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    4/4
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    When a promising night fizzles out early, Kakashi's not quite ready to turn in. His wild running imagination about the chunin asleep on his couch doesn't help either.

    Or. A steamy shower takes an even steamier turn.

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    1/1
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    33
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    230
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    27
    Hits:
    3009
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    This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. I see dead people is embarrassingly tacky, and I'm half-spirit seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200,086
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    28
    Comments:
    2255
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    9283
    Bookmarks:
    3315
    Hits:
    281170
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    Five Times Gai Watched Kakashi Watch Iruka (and one time he didn't).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    36
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    956
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
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    Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn’t planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner.

    Language:
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    89,734
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    1656
    Bookmarks:
    532
    Hits:
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