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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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    In which Harry goes undercover as a stripper, and Voldemort suddenly decides he needs a lap dance.

    This is sheer escapist fantasy with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, unless Harry teasing Voldemort to distraction is some twisted form of redemption. Suffer, Voldemort. Suffer.

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    Harry Potter is not safe at Number Four Privet Drive, but Lily Potter’s posthumous magic demands that he have a home, so in a crack of thunder four-year-old Harry flashes into existence next to Sirius Black, occupying Cell 12, North Tower, Azkaban.
    Harry is anonymous there. No one knows who he was before he joined Padfoot in Cell 12, so he is given a new name and raised by Death Eaters, trained for Dark Magic and maybe a little crazier than he ought to be.
    He knows only the stone walls and the cold until Minerva McGonagall stumbles into Dumbledore's office holding a first-year's letter addressed to the wizarding prison, and he is brought from its stone depths to attend Hogwarts.
    He is not the Martyr Dumbledore wanted, and he is not the Savior the Wizarding World asked for.
    This is not the Harry Potter you thought you knew.

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    What was Tom Riddle's life like before he became Lord Voldemort?

    //It is not necessary to have read The Left Words to understand this.//

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    Harry has some weird words on his left wrist. That must be one of those strange things that Aunt Petunia hates so much. But it's okay! He likes them.

    Then, it all turns even weirder. Hogwarts, magic, a Headmaster and a Dark Lord await Harry - he would prefer if they all just left him alone, thank you very much.

    But when has it ever mattered what Harry wants?

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    Harry is given another chance to live but there is a catch. He wakes up in the past. Thinking it was all a mistake, Harry plots to get back but has the misfortune of attracting the attention of Tom Riddle. They become friends and Tom starts to feel things that are foreign to him. So he keeps Harry close. What starts as curiosity turns into an obsession.

    Discontinued until further notice.

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    Tom and Harry are inevitable in any universe.

    OR: While Dumbledore and Grindelwald play their chess game across Europe, two young wizards form an unlikely friendship.

    [That one where Tom and Harry are born in the same generation.]

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    When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.

    He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.

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    1/1
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    PART ONE:

    A broken royal family.

    A fifth element among the four.

    Two warring races forced as one and a lost prince destined to unite them.

    Raised in the slums away from his scheming family, a prince grows up dreaming of revenge. However, blood is power, and despite his royal lineage, Ezra isn't an Elemental. Or so he believes. When he reencounters his darkly enthralling uncle, he finds himself facing new, enigmatic possibilities and unlocked powers. After being exposed to the multitude of injustices across the kingdom, Ezra soon realizes he has more to offer the kingdom than petty revenge.

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    COMPLETE. When Harry and Hermione inadvertently tumble half a century into the past, they find themselves in the same year as the notorious Head Boy, Tom Riddle. Both Harry and Hermione's courage will be tested when they are confronted by chances of romance from the most unexpected of places, and unlikely enemies hiding in the tallgrass.
    Lost in the past, they may well forget the way home.
    Not DH compliant.

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    Occlumency lessons reveal a history of horrific abuse and an opportunity for the Dark. With orders to recruit Harry, Severus takes a more gentle approach to the lessons and an unexpected friendship develops. Can it survive the revelation of Severus’ true allegiance?

     

    WARNING: This is a Work In Progress. It is not finished. It may never be finished. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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    English
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    38,546
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    9/?
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    Major AU! SLASH LV/HP: Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    8
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    430
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    1758
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    745
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    46609

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