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    Once, Miyu thought shogi was the only thing she needed to master.

    And then she meets Uchiha Itachi, and she's thrown head-first into an entirely different game.

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    Harry turns the corner, and there he is, back turned, tall and slim in the same midnight blue Beauxbâtons uniform as earlier. A pale wand dangles loosely in his left hand, and he seems to be… just standing there, not doing anything. The dungeons’ pale green candlelight reflects off the gossamer silk of his robes, casting him in a ghostly glow.  Harry realizes that his heart is pounding, though he can’t think why. 

    It’s just a boy standing in a corridor.

    And then, the most curious sound: like a stream of air escaping a Gringotts vault after it’s been sealed shut a long time, and Tom Riddle turns around, his handsome face contorted in a green-tinted snarl—lips drawn back, teeth bared, eyes narrowed, and—

    Merlin, the sound is coming from his mouth.

    Harry trips backwards, not caring if he's made a noise or given himself away. He can’t explain this sudden gripping panic, but he needs to get away.

    He clutches the Invisibility Cloak around himself and bolts for the stairs.


    Or: a canon-divergent timeline mishmash AU featuring Beauxbâtons Triwizard Champion Tom Riddle, Dark Lord Grindelwald, and a Wizarding cold war.
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    Mid-Season-One Zuko is held ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.

    Podfic and translations in French, German, Italian, Russian, and Spanish now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

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    When Harry succumbs to dementors in Little Whinging, Surrey, the last thing he expects is to wake up and find Tom Riddle’s face staring back at him in the mirror. Discovering that the Dark Lord is in Harry’s own body—and more than capable of impersonating him to devastating effect—is an even ruder awakening.

    Or: in which Harry learns that, if Voldemort had been like an atom bomb, Tom Riddle is something like the biblical forbidden fruit, succulent and fragrant and filled with an insidious rot that may either kill Harry organ by organ or mutate him into something harder and stranger—to contend with a new kind of monster.

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    A strange man adopts Tom Riddle and it is not his father, as Tom desperately wants to believe.

    Stranded in the past, Voldemort once again comes to the conclusion he's the only one he truly needs.

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    Thirteen years have passed since the defeat of Grindelwald by the hands of Hadrian and Tom. Tom is the Minister of Magic, with Hadrian taking the position of Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

    During the uncertain time of change, the Order of the Phoenix has risen earlier than expected against Tom's new regime with Dumbledore at the helm and new dangers lurk around the corner.

    Death has also started acting strangely...

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    Harry has a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that the quiet, creepy boy sat opposite him at dinner can talk to snakes. Honestly, he has a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that he can too.
     

    (Or, Harry and Tom grow up together at Hogwarts under the threat of a rising Dark Lord. Harry just wants to enjoy his time at school but Tom has other plans... plans involving Harry whether he likes it or not.)

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    AU. In a world where Sybil Trelawney is never born, the prophecy remains, but goes unheard. How different will Harry Potter's life be, growing up in a world where Voldemort won? How long until a brilliant young man is noticed by the ever more brilliant Dark Lord?

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    ~ he say I know you, you know me
    one thing I can tell you is
    you got to be free
    come together, right now
    over me ~

    It's 1982. You are Rosaline Knight. You are a Hufflepuff, a muggle born, and you're determined to befriend the Potions Professor, no matter how much he protests. Warnings for puns and too many song references.

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    Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks.

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    “What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said, stalking closer, “is you.” He marched forward, backing Harry up until he was pinned to the cool wall of the common room. “Do you know why?”

    “No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”

    The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely pleased. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro was a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”

    He leaned closer, “You look at me like you want to stab me.”

    After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. Seeking answers to his strange predicament, Harry returns to Hogwarts, and causes quite the stir through staff and students - especially when they come to realise he is not the same boy as before.

    He tries to avoid suspicion, but as his quest for the truth draws more and more attention to him, Harry begins to think that he might not like what he will discover.

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    A rogue alchemist, desperate to restore the alchemy of the famous Fullmetal Alchemist, pushes Truth into playing a new game - one that has Edward Elric waking up on the floor of his house where a transmuted abomination should have been, just in time to save his younger self and brother. He might have a chance to do everything again, now, though...He would never hold anything but bitterness for the title of 'dad,' but maybe an older brother could make things better.

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    “This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done!” Hermione yells after Harry. Then she blinks. They’re no longer at Grimmauld Place and, sitting huddled together on a familiar four-poster bed with red hangings, are four teenaged boys, staring avidly at them. Well, this is just brilliant, she thinks. “And you didn’t even get the year right!”

    Or: the one in which Harry is done with the war and thinks it’s time he got something he wanted for a change. He misses his godfather, goddammit.

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    RENOVATED “That’s a lot of clients. You must be one hell of a counselor,” Kakashi teases as he pours scorching water in each of their ramen cups.

    Naruto scratches at his cheek. “Ehe, nah. I’m just awesome in bed.”

    Or where Naruto is a sex worker in Tokyo and pretty content in life until he meets duck-butt Sasuke Uchiha and the domino pieces just fall where they may.

    His brother is really hot, though.

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    Emilia was a baker and tea enthusiast who owned a small cafe within Wall Rose. Every so often, members of the Survey Corps or the Garrison wandered in during their free time. Levi, however, was a regular customer who sought an hour or two of distance each week from his stressful job. They were two strangers from completely different worlds. One night, just before closing, Emilia decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out, they weren't so different after all.

     

    theonewithwaytoomanyfandoms over on tumblr created this picture of Emilia here! Please check it out, it's beautiful! Emilia is as cute as a button omg!! ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️

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    For the first time in his life, Shouto Todoroki thinks he might be happy. Freed from his father's rule by the hand of his husband and now king, Shouto finds himself swept up in his lovers' embrace, the impending threat of a powerful necromancer and his undead pet with a grudge little more than a distant anxiety easily ignored for the miracle that is being loved by Katsuki and Izuku, and watching them love each other. But, as he feared, such happiness can't last.

    The Todoroki kingdom has fallen, sending its monarchs retreating to the mountains for shelter and aid. With the Todorokis unseated, Katsuki finds the threat of war on his eastern border more dangerous than ever before. A mad man has taken the Todoroki kingdom and he won't rest until the whole world lies broken at his feet. Tomura Shigaraki must be stopped, but the new alliance forged between the barbarian conqueror and the disgraced flatland king is tenuous at best. As tensions mount, Shouto finds himself trapped between two levees-- on one side, his kingdom, his blood, and his legacy, on the other, his lovers, his home, and the family that made him theirs. And he has no idea where he will be standing when the floodwaters break.

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    An orphan, Harry Potter has done everything he can to avoid notice during his five years at Hogwarts so far. He’s only got one friend, is purposefully in the middle of his class rankings, and his only ambition, wizarding-wise, is to graduate with enough N.E.W.T.s to get a loan and open up a bookstore.

    And then he somehow finds himself in the sights of Tom Riddle, resident golden boy of Slytherin and darling of Hogwarts…

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    In which Tom Riddle Senior never could fully put Merope’s claims of being pregnant out of his mind and set out to bring his child home, unwittingly changing the fate of both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds and laying waste to the machinations of a certain scheming old man.

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    “President Riddle,” he said, barely managing to cover his alarm. To keep the snarl from slipping onto his face.

    Riddle—Marvolo?—smiled at him, a wine glass in his pale hand.

    “Harry,” the man purred. “So nice to see you again.”

    The realisation that the president, the man responsible for his current lifestyle, was the one to request him had Harry’s throat constricting in panic.

    Fuck.

    Harry had belonged to the Capitol since the moment he was pulled bloodied and broken from the arena, sand still clinging to his hair and Luna's blood caked under his fingernails. Passed between the upper echelon, a pretty bauble for them to touch and fuck and own, he was haunted by his memories. But beneath the frost slowly encroaching on his heart, there was an ember.

    Fluttering. Weak. But there.

    And it was that ember that caught the attention of the one man in the world he hated more than himself.

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