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iM_gOd*1203*, bowling_king97


[14:29] iM_gOd*1203* sent a friend request.

[14:35] bowling_king97 accepted the request.

iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
14:37


[14:40] bowling_king97 took a screenshot.

dude
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wtf
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srly dont screenshot that, u didnt even answer me, is that u on the pic or not?
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i dont want you to keep a picture of me with a drunk teenager thats embarrassing
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i dont want to be in troubleeeeeee~
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Stop freaking out, I just wanted to keep a proof that i took a selfie with god when i was drunk, that’s all.
And by god i’m referring to your username, not to the fact that ur hot
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oh
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kay
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im confused do u actually think im hot or r u just making fun of me?
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maybe i should change my username to iM_hOt to avoid confusions in the future
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Changing ur username could be funny given ur profile pic
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ow ur breaking my heart here, i always thought that profile pic was hot
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anyway since when are there underage boys at jimins parties, should i go yell at him??
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U kidding? U look like a platypus
I’m 23 and i’m hurt rn.
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yeah but a hot platypus right?
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wait
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ur 23?
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r u sure about that? cause ur profile pic isnt helping u either dude
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bowling_king97 sent a picture.
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Yes i am 23, why? Do u think my pic looks childish?
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omg i cant laugh bc my head hurts too much rn but u just killed me
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anyway forget about the platypus thing, all im saying is that u kinda have a baby face and its hard to believe youre actually 23
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Says the man who took a selfie with the baby face and got drunk with the baby face
Wtf happened last night? Have any idea?
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yeah well, my drunk self offers you his apology i guess…
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sorry cant help u, i dont even remember meeting u at all
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which is a shame tbh
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Yeah, same here. But idk why I kinda feel like i had fun. So yes, it’s a shame we both forgot
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aww youre cute
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but yknow, jimins parties are always fun
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the ones i remember at least
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Why cute? Baby face again? U teasing me right?
And how do u know Jimin?
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wow relax, i just think its cute u wish u remembered having fun with me
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which sounds very weird forget about that
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how do i know jiminie? um i dont know dude hes my best friend, ive known him like… forever?
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Sorry i thought u were making fun of me like everyone else.
U lucky, he is a very nice person.
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well u ncjefffff
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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[15:33] bowling_king97 took a screenshot.


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iM_gOd*1203*, bowling_king97


Okay this may sound strange, or awkward, i’m sorry. I kinda heard Jimin hyung talking to someone tonight at the dance studio and he was saying that he had this friend at home who had a very bad hangover. I assume it’s u. How r u feeling now? I’m sorry i wasn’t very nice to u earlier, i think u should take some aspirine, and lay down? I don’t know, i’ve never had such a bad hangover before. U should rest... Yeah, just rest?
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Okay i’m strange sorry.
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okay just
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please dont be mad at me, i swear im not making fun of you but
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do you have any idea how adorable that is?
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i mean
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no nevermind, yeah im feeling better
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ive slept for a while and jackson hyung brought me some aspirine so
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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I’m not adorable, ur Jimin’s best friend, it’s normal...
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Hahahaha is that even normal to take a selfie while sleeping? And what’s that thing?! Ur really funny
Anyway i’m happy ur feeling better
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[23:15] bowling_king97 took a screenshot.

duuuuuuude~
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srly why would u screenshot that pic?
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and whats ur name btw? i cant keep calling you “dude” it really doesnt match ur face
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Don’t know, ur funny wanna keep it.
Why r u sending pics to someone u don’t even know the name of btw?
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its not like it was an actual pic of my face yknow
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all youve seen is my drunk face, my platypus face and my sleeping face
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damn i wonder what i must look like in ur mind
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Well, u look like a half drunk half asleep platypus.
But if u wanna change that u can send a normal selfie just sayin.
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aaah but according to u i shouldnt send selfies to someone i dont know the name of
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sorry dude
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I’m Jeon Jungkook. Nice to meet u platypus hyung.
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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[23:26] bowling_king97 took a screenshot.

[23:26] bowling_king97 took a screenshot.

jeon jungkooooook
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stop with the screenshots
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im gonna start thinking that ur actually a creep with a fake baby face profile pic
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bowling_king97 sent a picture.
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i kinda hate myself for drinking so much rn
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so, yeah
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im kim taehyung btw
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I’m hurt rn, u didn’t like the picture platypus hyung?
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ur hURT?
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srly i dont even know how i couldve forgotten ur face and
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damn
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now i also hate myself bc i forgot to screenshot it
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Yeah u didn’t screenshot my fabulous selfie and u have forgotten my face, i’m hurt
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hey its not like u remembered my face either
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u know if you send it again i promise i will definitely take a screenshot of it
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u just
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you know
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caught me by surprise
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Then help me remember by sending another selfie and maybe if ur hot enough i’ll send mine again.
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are u challenging me here kid?
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cause if u are you’ll have to wait til tomorrow morning, im not at my full capacities here
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Waiting is not a problem, i’ll win anyway.
Good night, tired platypus.
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[23:48] bowling_king97 changed his username to hotter_than_a_platypus97.


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iM_gOd*1203*, hotter_than_a_platypus97


iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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[13:30] hotter_than_a_platypus97 took a screenshot.

Don’t know why ur apologizing man
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oh so does that mean i earned my selfie?
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i did didnt i?
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Yeah u did platypus hyung, i wouldn't screenshot an ugly guy. Let me come back home and i’ll send u something
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be careful i might believe u when you say im not ugly
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not home yet uh? busy saturday?
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Part time job, still have an hour to kill in the bus
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u need an hour to come home from a part time job on a saturday do u realize how full of sadness this sentence is?
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nice job at least?
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Ahahaha ur cute, don’t worry i love my job. And with u willing to waste ur saturday night talking with me it cant be that sad
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actually i wont be able to talk to u for so long im going out with jiminie in like 10 mins
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so i guess your bus ride will be a little sad in the end
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You should have told me sooner, go get urself ready, dont waste ur time talking to me!
Enjoy ur evening hyung, sorry for the disturbance
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ah but im ready already, its just that jimin lost the address of the restaurant
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he says “hi kookie” by the way
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and im just standing there dying because kookie is literally the cutest nickname ever
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good luck for your bus ride of sadness, ttyl
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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cuz apparently everyone knows u here
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u still alive? hope ur bus didnt crash??
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jimin said u had to work on saturdays and might be tired and thats why he didnt ask u to come with us... but being tired is not an excuse to forget about my selfie, im still waiting for it yknow
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anyway good night!
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iM_gOd*1203*, hotter_than_a_platypus97


Good morning hyung. Sorry i’m just seeing all ur sweet messages and i feel bad for not texting back, i was exhausted and slept right after coming back home. Anyway, i’ll try to take a selfie during my lunch break, have a nice day, i’m happy u had fun with all the hyungs yesterday
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hey there
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dont worry u have no reason to feel bad, its not like u owe me anything
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except for that selfie
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wait lunch time?
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youre working rn?
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srly that sucks, is it like this all weekends?
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hope youre not too tired though, fighting
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 sent a picture.
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iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
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kay just
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r u sure you dont remember anything that happened at jimins cause i really dont see how i couldve forgotten everything about u
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Dude ur making me freak out reacting like that (like, asking for what happened that night) every time u see my face. U sure ur not the creep here?
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what
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cmon no its not like that
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its just
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have you SEEN your face?
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one does not forget a face like that, as ur platypus god im telling you
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Haha well i’ve seen my face, and i’ve seen how people react to it too i’m not that blind.
Anyway, i gotta work enjoy ur sunday afternoon platypus hyung
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wait r u mad at me?
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did i say something wrong?
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i feel like i said smth wrong here
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im sorry if i did plz dont be mad at me
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aaah ur probably working rn… anyway jiminies driving me to the airport so
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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i guess ur almost done working now, sorry i wish i could text u during ur lonely hour of bus of sadness but ill be on the plane so thats a little impossible
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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i really hope ur not mad though, have a nice evening kookie
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Why would i be mad this is ridiculous?
U took a plane? Where to? Have a nice trip
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dunno u seemed upset
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somehow
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whatever im glad ur not
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i went back to seoul, i live there, i just spent the weekend in busan bc jimin was celebrating his new job, new flat and all and i hadnt seen him in a while
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Jimin hyung is lucky to have you
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I mean: a best friend like you
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U know, bc it's hard to find someone u can trust
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Fuck why do i sound like im depressed?
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I'm sorry
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yeah no i know what u mean
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its kinda hard to find good people
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i mean
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you know, good people
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jiminie is the most pure hearted person i know and i like to think that he IS lucky to have me… cause u know, people r stupid and hes just so nice
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wow i swear im not gay for him though
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plus i dont want to be in trouble with jackson hyung and all yknow
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its just that we basically grew up together so
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yeah
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Hahahahaha ur so damn cute when u talk about him that’s so sweet. I’m happy that he has friends like u and Jackson hyung, he will need u and ur right about him, he is too nice.
Don’t wanna keep u up if ur tired hyung, i suppose u have work tomorrow morning havent u?
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aaah ur right, plus i start sooo early… what about u, work as well?
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U should rest hyung, i have some classes but only in the afternoon, i’m lucky i can sleep a little
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oh i didnt connect that youre a student thats cool, what are u studying?
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wait no i cant ask that now or ill never go to sleep
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we’ll talk bout it later hum?
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night kookie
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Good night platy hyung, sleep well
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iM_gOd*1203*, hotter_than_a_platypus97


Okay, just, don’t freak out man, i’m already freaking out and ur the hyung so it's ur job to stay calm ok? Just… a friend told me i sent him a pic on thursday night and i had forgotten about it and i don't have it on my phone so maybe i deleted it in the meantime? Don’t know anyway here’s the pic. Plz stay calm ok?
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 sent a picture.
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dude
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youve seen my PLATYPUS face, this is just me sleeping im calm i swear
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just whats with the caption?
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feels like its cut midsentence
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also, ur drunk self is stupid why would u send this lousy pic to describe “havin the best time of ur fucking life”?
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R u making fun of me? Don’t u get it? Well no, u won’t get it bc u don’t know me, I’m not the kind of guy to do that. And by "that" i mean: saying that kind of embarrassing things and takings pics of someone without asking first and TAKING PICS OF A HOT GUY SLEEPING and talkin about love (wtf?) and just gettin that high and…
That’s ur fault. What have u done to me?
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Hey platypus hyung what happened to ur fingers why aren’t u answering?
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Oh okay ur at work maybe? No? Idk
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Sorry for gettin nervous hyung, i’m such a kid ur right
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wtf jungkook dont freak out like that srly its a party, people get drunk and take stupid pictures its normal i mean, do u know how many embarrassing blurry drunk selfies of me jimin has on his phone? tbh im surprised u dont have any in yours
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anyway im at work rn yeah so, just calm down right? its not the end of the world, u took a pic of me lying like a dead platypus so what?
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 sent a picture.
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what
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wtf is this
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jungkook wtf its not funny
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is it still u talking?
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who is this?
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Sorry hyung i’m confused, it wasn’t me talking it was my friend (the one i told u about) he likes playing with my phone, especially when i fall asleep. I’m really sorry he must have bothered u
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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srly dont do that
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tell ur stupid friend not to do that again
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fuck
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u freaked me out
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 took a screenshot.
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Why did u freak out?
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dont screenshot my upset face its not funny
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dude how would u react if someone stole my phone to take a pic of me sleeping with a creepy caption like that
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srly
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U thought something bad happened to me? Srly?
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of coruse i did have u seen the dman pic?
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im mad a u rn
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I understand, i keep bothering u i’m sorry. And i apologize on my friend's behalf, he is as stupid as me. Excuse us plz
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yeah thats better, dont joke about stuff like that plz
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anyway, i guess u didnt learn anything interesting in that supposedly soporific class of yours?
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i dont even know what u study
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what do u study?
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Hahaha well it wasn't a normal class, we were waiting for the results of something we did during the afternoon, and i have that bad habit of sleeping under pressure. I was very nervous all day and u know, with that pic, i couldn't handle it and i just slept. And well i don't know why i'm telling u all this haha
I study arts, i major in drawing but i love photography as well but i don't have money to buy a good camera so…
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did u get good results at least?
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awww wait so ur an artist? dude thats so cool! i personally draw like a kindergartner yknow
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hey show me smth u drew?
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Yeah, golden prize like a boss.
Nooo “artist” is kinda exaggerated, i like drawing but i don't know if drawing likes me back!
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golden prize? well that sounds hella prestigious, what does that even mean?
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and im sure ur exaggerating cmon show meeeee
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Ahaha oh no nothing, it just means that i ended in first place nothing that prestigious
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"nothing that prestigious" yeah right do u want me to pull out my not amused face again?
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Honestly it will be way more beautiful than anything i will ever draw
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kay well prove me wrong then, i send u a pic and you send me smth u drew
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It depends on the pic
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right i let u set the deal here, what r ur terms?
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Just be honest okay, tell me if it sucks that's the deal
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 sent a picture.
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Sorry i had to take a pic, the quality sucks
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dude i wanted to see ur drawing skills not ur photography skills
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thats cheating
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I drew this i swear
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NO WAY
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SERIOUSLY
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and u said drawing doesnt like u dude drawing is basically head over heels for u this is beautiful
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im
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WOW
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impressive dude
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Thank you very much hyung
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honestly dont underestimate yourself like that jungkook, ive seen talented kids before and i can tell u you have real talent
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anyway i gotta go its late already
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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hotter_than_a_platypus97 changed his username to platypus_is_weakness97.
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platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot.
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Thank you hyung. Sweet dreams hyung
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
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iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
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Sorry hyung
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kay
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why r u sorry?
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and why the pic?
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Sorry i had to do it, i lost a bet... i'm sorry u were workin weren't u?
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yeah i still am, im on a break rn
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but its not important, what sort of bet was that?
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No it is, i still don’t know if u sell platypuses for a living or not!
A silly one
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hmmm, dont know, would that imply selling myself or not?
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wait thats weird
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anyway, tell me more about that silly bet my break is boring
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Ahahahaha yeah, it's weird
I will if u tell me what u really do for a living.
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but thats not faiiiir i asked first
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how about u try to guess, that'll be fun
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i give u clues if ur really stuck
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Okay so... let me guess, u work for a circus as a clown and sometimes u cosplay a platypus for kids and on occasional times u take selfies with visitors bc u like that?
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...
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is that the kind of guy i am to u?
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whatever, im not a circus platypus cosplayer
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Excuse me sir, but that's the only clues i have. U look like a platypus, u seem to be funny, and u send pics of urself to strangers. Am i wrong?
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ur no stranger if ur jimins friend
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well something was true in ur circus platypus cosplayer attempt: i do work with kids
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Thank u hyung, it's nice to hear it
Teacher?
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oh nice try, thats cute
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but no im not a teacher
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wait let me think of a clue
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hmm... sometimes i really hate my job
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Honestly, i'm lost
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if ur so lost u can tell me about your bet and i'll tell u whats my job
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Hmmm... no.
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well thats too bad my breaks over gotta go bye
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It was fun to talk to u again, plz do not hate ur job and have fun this afternoon
Bye bye hyung
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so did u figure it out yet?
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or do u need another clue?
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Looks like u want me to know more about u, hyung
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nah actually i want to know more about why a college student would send a hot selfie to a weird guy he barely knows bc of a bet
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and u leave me no choice so
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Man, it's just a bet, u know, like what u told me about parties and gettin drunk. Don't know why u keep talkin about some selfie i took, it's not even that hot
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im curious i cant help it
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but if u wont tell me about it then never mind
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I lost a dance battle against my friend and had to take this selfie and send it to u. Plz don’t ask me why u and not someone else...
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dude
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ur so not helping yourself here
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why me?
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Srly man?
Well
Bc i had to send it to the person i was thinkin about and DON’T ASK ME WHY I WAS THINKING ABOUT U BC I DON’T FUCKING KNOW
And I’m a fair player
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wow its fine dont yell at me
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more like, dont 'write everything in uppercase' at me but whatever
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aww but ur so cute tbh, did u miss me that much?
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Maybe? Maybe not? Or maybe i was thinking about why u were talking to someone like me?
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u said yourself that u didnt even know why u were thinking about me
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which is way much cuter and way much more embarrassing actually
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but im a fair player too so i'll give u one more clue, and if u still cant find out by yourself i'll tell u what i do
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unless u want to find out by yourself?
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Yeah that's why i'm looking for answers, bc what i said is too embarrassing and i don't want to look cute in front of a platypus
Tell me some clues, i love games
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yeah good luck with the 'cute' part
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anyway, one new clue is
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*dum dum dum*
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im still working rn
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Do u work in a hospital? R u a doctor or a nurse?
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oh u found sooner than i thought! im not exactly a doctor though
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not yet
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next year i hope i'll be
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im still an intern for now though, at seoul childrens hospital
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now were even
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Wow ur amazing! That's impressive good luck for the end of ur studies hyung! Waow i'm surprised, is it difficult? U work a lot don't u? How do u manage? It must be very tiring...
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haha well i would be lying if i told u it wasnt difficult, but i dont really mind actually
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i kinda work all the time, especially bc im still an intern which is basically a synonym for slave
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a friend of mine was okay to cover me so i was able to come to busan for a few days which is most of the time IMPOSSIBLE
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and when i dont work i sleep cause im so tired
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but i love it so much, it doesnt really matter yknow?
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Wow this makes me feel very bad and sad, i'm happy u like what u do it's the most important and i'll support u you'll become the most important platypus-doctor of Seoul but... u know, u just have to tell me if u wanna go to sleep, i'm a kid i don't really understand when my hyungs r tired and ur too nice to me i don't deserve it but if u tell me to stop talking i'll understand i won't be upset
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ah but its fine, im on night duty tonight and nothings happening so i guess that makes me the most bored platypus-doctor of seoul rn
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honestly talking to u keeps me awake
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its nicer than having to blend in all the gossipy hallway talks
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u seem like a good kid, u dont have to minimize yourself like that
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I'm happy i can help u hyung
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sooo watcha doing rn kookie?
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I was supposed to sleep, so i'm just lying on my bed with my phone and talking to u and... that's it
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oh right, u get up early for college i guess?
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u should sleep then, dont want u to fall asleep in class so your friend can play weird pranks on me again
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I do but i don't mind staying up if it's for u, don't worry about me i'll awake and i locked my phone with a new password
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thats sweet but its fine really
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u can talk to me in the morning i'll still be there hehe
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Ur too kind, sorry then im going to sleep
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platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
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iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
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wow ok so thats very weird
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not the pic the pic is good ur not weird ur pretty hot actually
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but like srly dont send that kind of pic to anyone...
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anyway, good night jungkookie!
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


wtf did u know that the platypus is a mamal that actually lays eggs??
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(the real platypus, not me obviously)
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(and yes wikipedia is my night duty best friend)
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"Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans, but the pain is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated."
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well wouldnt have guessed that, thats kinda violent
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Good morning hyung, how r u? Seems like u've been up all night? Anyway, i'm happy to learn all this first thing in the morning, didn't think u could be so dangerous haha
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hey ur up early
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not gonna complain if u can talk to me again now, the night was looooong its nice to have u back
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plus my phone died and i had to wait til like half an hour ago so a friend could lend me his charger
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so i had to stop right in the middle of my wild platypus research which is sad
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Yeah im always up early
Ahaha ur funny, didn't think u would be happy to have me back, anyway, now tell more about ur family and ur siblings i'd be pleased to learn more about ur kind
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ah id love to but i actually think i was adopted
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like
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im the only platypus in my family
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im still searching for my peers
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Too sad, u don't have any platypus brothers and sisters? Maybe we should go to Australia someday, i'm sure u could communicate with them and try to find ur real identity
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ah nope, no platypus siblings more like…
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i dont know, pink unicorn siblings i guess
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but who knows maybe someday i'll be able to have my own platypus family
05:55
wtf im talking nonsense sorry im rly tired
05:56
Well, i'm not tired but i'm talking about platypus siblings and reading about pink unicorns while having breakfast and i kinda find all this funny, entertaining and interesting. So... i do think that's bc we r both weirdos
06:16
sorry i kinda disappeared, there was an emergency
16:37
im glad i was able to entertain ur breakfast time though
16:38
hope u didnt get too bored during the day
16:39
without ur weirdo platypus to talk to
16:39
I hope everything went well, and u know, don't feel obliged to text me back immediately hyung even if without u i can't think about platypuses and that may be the first cause of depression here in Korea
16:49
ah really i should change my profile pic or im gonna be a platypus forever in ur mind, thats not glorious
16:55
No don't
16:55
well thats a pretty categorical answer
16:56
u sure? i mean its an old pic i probably have better
16:57
Well if i said it like that it's bc u probably have better
16:58
wut?
16:58
u lost me here
16:59
Well, seems kinda obvious
17:00
yeah but like
17:01
u said i probably have a better pic than the platypus one
17:02
yet i shouldnt change it?
17:02
Yeah that's it
17:02
i still dont get it
17:03
but whatever, i'll keep the platypus one for now i guess
17:03
Srly, u really don't get it? Ur so naive, that's cute and i mean it hyung
17:04
aaaah well plz enlighten me then
17:04
I'm sure Jimin hyung told u before
17:05
jimin?
17:05
um i mean hes the one who took the platypus pic but i dont see how hes related to this
17:06
can u just get to the point?
17:06
Well i won't lie to u, ur hot that's the reason. And by that i mean i don't want people to die bc of some "normal" pic of u, i'm kindhearted u know, i care about people's well being
17:08
oh
17:08
u think my normal face is a danger to people?
17:13
Yup ur handsome man
17:14
says the guy who sent a duck face selfie in his underwear to a guy he doesnt even remember
17:15
but thanks i guess
17:15
Well i apologize for that if u didn't like it, i'm quite clumsy with facial expressions
17:17
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
17:18
okay now i never said i didnt like it
17:18
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
17:18
cause thats obviously inhuman
17:19
all im saying is that its weird for u to find ME hot when ur
17:19
u know
17:19
you
17:19
also ur normal face just made my day srly ur adorable im smiling like an idiot rn look at what u did
17:20
Good afternoon hyung, i'm THE friend (the one u took for a creep who was kidnapping Kook) and i stole his phone just to tell u that he is hiding his face behind his notes (yeah, he is blushing, like TOO MUCH) and avoiding eye contact like a girl it's funny. And yeah, i've just won another bet thanks to you, so thank you very much.
17:26
oh hi
17:27
nice to meet u dude, im kim taehyung
17:27
can u please tell jungkook thay he still needs to work on that 'cute' part cause from what i understand here hes still not helping himself
17:28
at all
17:29
also dont tease him too much thats not nice
17:29
also i was 100% serious about the hot part and like 203842% serious about the adorable part
17:30
just cuz hes not helping himself and i dont rly want to help either
17:30
Nice to meet you, i'm Yugyeom, but u can call me Yug and honestly, we do tease each other a lot so don't worry it's not a problem. On the other hand, even if i'm a close friend b ih bjfszryccv Yhv!5&@@(:; «00/++::
17:33
Hello again platy hyung, plz don't mind him he is crazy
17:33
And what he said wasn't true, i was just trying to understand some stuff i had written in my book that's all
17:34
dude plz u take art courses
17:34
as if u had books
17:34
or took notes in them
17:35
more like taking cutie selfies in class hm?
17:35
Fuck u
17:35
No
17:36
Didn't mean it like that i'm sorry
17:36
But ur right
17:36
About the courses not about the selfies and i hate that stupid judging emoji
17:36
And Yug is smiling like that stupid emoji i hate him
17:37
Im tired…
17:37
awww u upset?
17:38
eheh dont be
17:38
hes ur friend, his main purpose is to tease u
17:38
also u cant lie to me, i know what a selfie taken in class looks like, im older than u remember?
17:39
and this emoji is one of my favourites dont insult it
17:39
(just so u know i think u just broke the record of how many messages u send at once)
17:40
(wow i talk way too much someone stop me)
17:40
I'm not upset, and it will NEVER be ur's or Yug's fault... but it won't change the fact that this emoji is annoying
(Lets just ignore what u said here)
(And here too, i wanna keep listening to everything u say)
17:42
nah ur not upset but you were hiding behind ur non-existent art papers and sending me 7 messages in a row
17:44
SEVEN dude
17:45
if thats not panic i dunno what is
17:45
but nevermind, tell me more about that bet ur friend mentioned instead
17:46
That was not panic, i'm a calm person u should know that by now, and i don't know why i could not send 7 messages in a row when u ALWAYS do that
17:48
yeah thats cause im NOT a calm person
17:49
and did u really think i wouldnt notice u ignoring my question young man?
17:49
Yeah but that's not a reason i should have the right to send more than 1 message in a row too
17:51
i didnt say u couldnt do it i just said it was suspicious
17:52
but do u know whats even more suspicious?
17:52
the fact that u keEP IGNORING MY QUESTIon dude
17:53
srly
17:55
U act like a cop rn it's fun haha
17:55
DUDE
17:56
u know i can find the answer by myself if i really want to right?
17:56
Then do it, i bet u won't be able to.
Hahaha
17:57
wont be able to?
17:58
ur kidding its so easy
17:58
all i have to do is ask jiminie to give me yugyeom's number
17:59
im positive he has it cuz he knows like, all busan
17:59
and im pretty sure yugyeom would be happy to discuss this with me
17:59
18:00
Wooo Jimin-hyung is THAT popular? Amazing!
Well ur very hopeful, Yug would never do that haha
18:02
i guess so, i dont even know how u two met actually, jimin and u
18:04
but well
18:05
since ur no fun im just gonna go to sleep i guess
18:05
all alone in my poor platypus home
18:05
in my sad cold bed
18:05
with no one to talk to
18:06
aaah…
18:06
Well u were right about one thing, i do have some old pics i took during class and i'll prove u that i'm funny too
18:08
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
18:08
omg jungkook dont try to start a 'ridiculous selfie contest' with me ur so gonna loose
18:10
its a nice one though, ur good
18:10
but no joke i think i'll really try to get some sleep here
18:11
im still sad about that bet stuff yknow
18:11
but i had u flustered like a schoolgirl so thats fine for now
18:11
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
18:12
What. The. Fuck.
18:15

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iM_gOd*1203*, chimchim_busan1


hey Taetae
19:17
Taetaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:18
u ignoring ur Jiminie?
19:18
chimchim_busan1 sent a picture.
19:19
im sleeping leave me alone
19:20
so sleeping is more important than me? im offended
19:20
how r u even bored?
19:21
ur never bored
19:21
dont u have dance class rn or smth?
19:21
yeah well ur right actually
19:21
thats why i was thinking about u
19:22
u maybe remember that guy that was at the party?
19:22
he is next to me talking with his awkward friend
19:22
and i've never thought he was this kind of guy... u know strange kinks
19:23
like: why would he get so emotional talking about platypuses?
19:23
just don't speak to him too much ur already weird enough, dont want u to become like ur bro
19:23
wat
19:24
wait give me a sec
19:24
u sure he said "platypus"?
19:26
man im sure its not like i heard that word everyday
19:26
but u know i need advice
19:27
yeah but
19:27
dont u want to check?
19:28
just in case u know?
19:28
check? check what? u crazy? “hello, r u really talkin bout platypuses cause i have a friend in Seoul who wants confirmation”
19:28
u sure u have slept?
19:29
shut up i was working last night
19:29
never mind
19:30
what did u want advice about?
19:30
well u dont know him, but that guy (Jungkook) is like, mute. not literally mute but he barely talks to people other than his friend and i can see that they r really close.
19:31
but close as friends, like us
19:31
except we r better bc im me and ur u and we r the best
19:31
u follow?
19:31
jungkook as in jeon jungkook?
19:31
wait forget i said that
19:32
whats the problem, why do u need advice?
19:32
no wait forget about that too
19:33
arent u supposed to be
19:33
i dont know
19:33
dANCING rn?
19:33
Hobi is late we r waitin for him, but r u sure ur okay?
19:34
wait no i dont care i want an answer
19:34
listen
19:34
if i ever teased u about some platypus pic u have on ur phone or the fact that ur drawing platypuses on ur notebooks in class...
19:35
how would u react?
19:35
like: shying away from the only person u talk to? and nearly hitting ur bestie that u love so much bc of some australian animal?
19:35
(they were on wikipedia man, searching about that wtf)
19:35
what
19:36
the
19:36
fuck
19:36
are you talking about????
19:36
this is ridiculous im probably still dreaming anyway
19:36
im going back to sleep, i dont see how i can help u with that
19:36
Kim Taehyung
19:37
do NOT move ur ass
19:37
wait
19:37
hehe
19:38
i get it
19:38
there is something
19:39
speak Kim, why'd u think its a dream
19:40
no wait
19:40
just
19:40
is there something with platypuses on TV that i missed?
19:41
why r u even
19:41
wait
19:41
hehe
19:41
just speak
19:41
yeah dude u probably missed the most epic 'phineas and ferb' episode of all times this morning
19:42
srly how am i supposed to know why ur friend and his friend r talking about platypuses?
19:42
i barely know this jeon jungkook guy
19:42
and im in fucking seoul rn
19:42
really?
19:42
wait no ur joking
19:43
what does Seoul or Busan have to do with it?
19:43
man ur weird
19:43
like weirder than usual
19:43
u do have something to tell to ur bestie
19:43
im here buddy, this will stay between us i swear
19:43
IM weirder than usual?
19:43
dude i come back to busan for four days
19:44
FOUR days and im supposed to know why jungkook and yugyeom r talking about some ridiculous platypuses?
19:44
why do U even want to know about that?
19:44
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:45
I KNEW IT
19:45
I KNEW
19:45
I NEVER MENTIONNED YUGYEOM'S NAME
19:45
now speak boy or ill come kick ur ass
19:45
wut
19:45
whos yugyeom?
19:46
Taetae, u know me right?
19:46
u know im not stupid right?
19:46
u know i can kill ya if u keep acting like u wanna hide something from me even if im the closest friend u have right?
19:46
right
19:46
okay
19:47
i may or may not have been talking with this jeon jungkook guy after the party
19:47
a little
19:47
but yknow
19:47
just the usual like "hi im kim taehyung i dont remember u cause i was drunk" "hi im jeon jungkook i dont remember u either but u look like a platypus lol" and thats it
19:47
R U DONE NOW?
19:48
ow
19:48
so uve been talkin with this hot guy and didn’t even tell me?
19:48
and now, they r talking about u and he gets all shy and red?
19:48
AND HE HAS PICS OF U ON HIS PHONE?
19:48
Jackson is gonna love this.
19:48
noooo cmon dont tell jackson hyung
19:48
wait no, theres nothing to tell actually, we were just talking u know
19:49
shy and red?
19:49
u know i tell him everything
19:49
anyway
19:49
yeah he’s red like a girl in those cliché dramas and he yells at Yugyeom, and says (exactly like YOU) that there is nothing, and after that he turns around and stands with his back to his friend and he
19:50
ow
19:50
Taetae, r u just... u know... a little interested?
19:50
"and he" what?
19:50
no dont tell me i dont care im not interested i have better things to do
19:51
like
19:51
u know
19:51
sleeping
19:51
srly.
19:52
i'm disappointed man
19:53
didn't think u had bad taste
19:53
how can sleeping be better than Jeon fucking Jungkook
19:53
or even ME
19:53
im ur bestie, man dont be that rude im emotionally hurt u know
19:53
i learnt some bad news today
19:53
i learnt that my cute boxy smile best friend didn't like me back and im hurt
19:54
owww cmon jiminie dont be like that
19:54
19:55
also its ur fault, u shouldve warned me that ur friends circle now included people like jeon jungkook
19:55
i was not prepared
19:56
but dont worry, i still love u the most u know
19:56
(even more than Jackson hyung does)
19:56
awwwww Taetae ur so cuuuuuteeee~ dont do this to me im smiling like and idiot rn ur the best i luv ya aah it's been so long since we’ve seen each other (4 fucking loooong days) i miss ur boxy smile so much!
19:57
i'll tell ya more about Jungkookie later if u want, now im gonna go for about two hours we r gonna practice but do not forget to tell me everything about u two
19:58
shhhhhh im not cute ur just oversensitive
19:58
but i miss u too jiminie
19:59
talk to u later, good luck for practice
19:59

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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


dude
21:01
beware of park jimin
21:01
remember what i told u about him being kind-hearted and all?
21:02
hes really not
21:02
Good evening hyung, so why would u say that? Thought he was ur best friend
22:12
yeah no he is but hes dangerous yknow
22:13
Dangerous like what? And u sure ur okay, sending me only one message, its like ur... dont know, not u?
22:14
remember those creepy girls in middle school that wanted to know about every single detail of ur life?
22:15
well thats him
22:16
also whats wrong with me sending only one message, u do that all the time
22:16
Sorry to disappoint, i have/had like 0 interactions with girls but i do interact a little with u and when i do send a lot of messages u find it weird, so... u know what i mean
22:17
yeah right im sure girls have no interest in u
22:18
(thats irony of course)
22:18
(which is difficult to tell when u cant hear or see me)
22:18
(see im sending multiple messages again do u feel better?)
22:19
U didnt see me in middle school, well u dont see me rn either but im that boring awkward nerd so, nothing that sexy
Yeah i feel better and yeah i can do it too without it being strange
22:22
well u didnt see ME in middle school
22:23
i mean
22:24
i didnt have girls to deal with
22:24
i had park jimin
22:24
Maybe its better than being alone isnt it? I cant tell, ive never had anyone like him by my side, or anyone at all haha
22:26
awwwww
22:27
dont say that thats so sad
22:27
22:27
Haha i dont understand why its sad? Havent talked about the one-hour bus ride yet!
22:30
pleaaase no not the bus ride of sadness
22:33
dude ur so emo
22:33
ur so emo ur even an art student
22:34
srly someone needs to give u a hug
22:34
ask jimin he loves hugs
22:35
WAIT NO dont do that
22:35
I dont get it what makes me emo? And what hugs have to do with this, im not sad... ?
22:37
i just
22:39
nevermind forget about that
22:39
how was ur dance practice?
22:39
Oh fine its sweet to ask, Hoseok was late so we practiced less than usual but he was very hard on us this time so
22:41
Hum wait.
22:42
Havent told u about dance before, how do u know about it?
22:42
its jimins fault
22:43
i told u hes dangerous
22:44
whatever
22:44
tell me more about it, when did u start dance lessons?
22:45
Why would he be dangerous if he tells u that we take dance lessons together? Arent u being hard on him?
22:50
just
22:51
whats with u tonight, why are you asking so many questions all of a sudden?
22:51
Hum really? U think im asking more than usual? Sorry then ill stop if its annoying i just... dont know... wanted to know more
23:00
i didnt say its annoying
23:02
its just weird
23:02
or maybe its not, i dont know, i dont really know u that well i suppose
23:03
Well i can assure u that im weird, so its normal that i do 'not normal' things dont worry haha
23:04
im weird too in case u didnt quite get that yet
23:05
only difference is that ur weird and cute, thats a real deal
23:06
im weird and apparently a platypus so
23:06
Ur wrong about something hyung, im not cute
But dont worry u’ll still be the best weird platypus i’ll ever know
23:08
yeah
23:09
youre not cute and girls have no interest in you
23:10
mark my words here:
23:10
dude ur so blind
23:11
anyway its kinda late, you work on saturdays dont u?
23:12
you should go to sleep u weird awkward emo little nerd
23:13
Yeah i know i should sleep but im too busy dealing with all the girls im speaking to rn, its hard when ur that popular, even sweet platypuses r chatting with me now
23:14
is that irony as well?
23:16
wait where does the irony start and where does is end?
23:17
is the whole message ironic?
23:17
jungkook?
23:20

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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
07:51
good morning btw
07:52
Good morning hyung,
WAW thats amazing thats so epic! Im sad for the kid who forgot this
08:20
i know right i mean how can u even forget that thing???
09:27
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
20:19
oh this episodes awesome!
20:23
ur bus ride of sadness wont be that sad now ;)
20:23
And u hyung, u busy? Im not disturbing u with platypus stuff while ur busy building a future for ur platypus family?
20:24
ah i wish
20:24
im kinda bored actually
20:24
and i dont have any platypus kids to play with
20:25
so i was thinking about some new stratagems to annoy my neighbour
20:25
but if ur free to talk maybe i wont have to haha
20:25
Oh no thats a good idea! What is he like? What were u thinking about? Have some ideas?
20:26
whats what like?
20:26
my neighbour??
20:26
wanna help me annoy him?
20:27
Yeah why not
20:27
hmmm… yeah sure if u dont have anything to do
20:28
lets see, what can i tell u about him…
20:28
hes works in computers or something like that i think
20:28
u know, short, pale, grumpy
20:28
he works at home very often but i think he sleeps instead
20:29
and he hates when someone
20:29
(me)
20:29
wakes him up for no reason lol
20:29
Wow thats funny its like ur describing some cliché manga-character haha, so do u kinda… make noise on purpose sometimes?
20:30
well yeah thats where all the fun comes from
20:30
(also now that u mention it he kinda has a manga character face)
20:31
(but so do u i guess)
20:31
(even though im not sooo familiar with ur face yet)
20:31
Okay so, really idk what i should answer to but yeah ur neighbour or more like his not well being is more important than my face so… lets just plan what we will do to annoy him ok?
20:32
oh, getting mischievous arent we?
20:33
im opened to suggestions
20:33
Hum, just, how far can u go? Bc, well, dont want u to be in trouble
20:33
nothing illegal thats it
20:34
and nothing that may hurt him cause
20:34
yknow, im kind of a doctor i dont really like that
20:34
Awww thats cute. What if u say that u have a problem with ur wifi, but u have something urgent to do, go and use his computer and just, u know, put some annoying or disturbing videos on Youtube, or some shitty music
20:35
i could ask if i can use his laptop for that ‘something urgent’ and stream some random kpop songs in the background to mess up with his suggested videos
20:35
imagine ur youtube homepage filled with g-dragons face
20:35
Don’t know what is the problem if its G-Dragon, just do it with platypuses related videos it will be funnier
20:36
srly stop with the platypus thing or someday ur gonna start talking about it with someone who isnt me and it’ll be embarrassing
20:36
for you
20:36
nothings wrong with g-dragon though, i kinda like him but trust me its NOT my neighbours style
20:37
Yeah we’ll see if it happens to me to speak to anyone hahaha
Good then, do it and tell me what r his reactions
20:37
kay lets go
20:38
im so sad, i cant tell u about his reactions yet
21:16
he turned off the laptop as soon as i left and went back to sleep
21:16
but he was staring at me the whole time i was writing this “very important email to my manager thats basically going to decide of my careers fate” and
21:17
have u ever seen someone looking at you and their eyes look like actual machine guns?
21:17
U sound like some spy its so hilarious just dont play with fire ur an aquatic animal, but, what kind of videos have u seen?
21:20
i dunno i had a random exo playlist running in the background
21:21
on a side note, if i DO change my profile pic will u eventually start realizing that im actually a human being?
21:22
“on a side note” yeah ur funny. Am i seeing a weakness here? What will it change anyway? U will still be "platypus hyung" hehe
21:22
hey
21:22
i have a name u know?
21:23
like, would u appreciate it if i called u “baby face” all the time?
21:23
oh that could be interesting though
21:23
Yeah u do, but u havent told me what was ur name so... ill just use the platypus thing bc its cute and it suits u and im being nice to u that way, u know what i mean
21:24
whats cute is the fact that ur completly ignoring my “baby face” comment
21:25
whats less cute is that youve forgotten my name
21:25
and u werent even drunk enough for it to be an excuse
21:25
or maybe u were?
21:25
Ur not cute rn thats not nice hyung, thats why im not going to remember ur name
21:25
whaaaaaat
21:26
u dont want to remember my name because im not cute enough?
21:26
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
21:27
sorry i dont have ur baby face so its a little difficult
21:27
platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot.
21:27
Wow okay... why this pic?
21:28
you said i wasnt cute
21:28
(which is kinda hurtful tbh)
21:28
this is me trying to be cute
21:28
and failing apparently
21:28
Nooo i didnt meant it like that! I said that u werent cute bc u keep telling me that i have a baby face i wasnt speaking about ur appearance, more about ur behaviour
21:29
But ur cute
21:29
you know when i say u have a baby face i dont actually mean that you look like a baby
21:29
its not a bad thing
21:29
its just that…
21:29
i dont know u have childish features somehow and it makes you look adorable but you can obviously do more than 'adorable'
21:30
its not a bad thing really
21:30
Yeah well im a grown man, i rather do some "not so adorable" things…
21:30
such as?
21:30
Taking screenshots of a cute naive guy (acting like a creep) while teasing him non stop
21:31
and u dont even know his name, dude that sucks
21:31
just sayin
21:31
Yup told ya, im not adorable
21:31
yeah, sure ur not jungkookie
21:31
Hyung u angry?
21:42
angry?
21:42
why would i be angry...?
21:43
I'm sorry forget what i said just...
21:43
Don't want you to be mad
21:44
hey its fine, im not mad i promise
21:44
im kinda joking when i say i dont want you to see me as the weird guy who looks like a platypus forever
21:45
well no its a little true but
21:46
im kinda fine with it
21:46
Im relieved ur not the kind of person to take my teasing seriously Taehyung hyung cause i can be myself with u so its cool (and yeah i did remember, or its more like i never couldve forgotten)
21:48
wow
21:50
i dont think anyone has ever called me taehyung hyung before
21:51
well, no some patients have but…
21:51
its not the same, it doesnt count
21:51
haha thats so weird
21:52
i could get used to it though
21:52
thank you for remembering jungkook-ah
21:53
U sure ur not the drunk one here? Haha maybe its because im tired but i dont understand why u think its different, i mean im just someone u have met and u'll forget just like another patient
Dont thank me hyung its weird haha
21:54
nah u probably cant understand why but it is different
21:55
i dont have to be professional with you, u know, like
21:55
emotionless?
21:56
maybe not such a harsh word but still, u got the idea
21:56
and youre not my responsibility
21:56
thats entirely different trust me
21:56
r u home yet? you should probably get some sleep if ur too tired :)
21:57
Didnt know u saw some sort of a relationship in us, but what i do know is that ur anything but emotionless!
Yup i am home
21:59
yeah cause youve never seen me at work haha
22:00
anyway
22:00
u have to wake up early don't u?
22:01
if ur home then go to sleep now, if ur the grown man you pretend to be u shouldnt have to be told that ;)
22:02
Neither did u
Hahaha thats super sweet thank you yeah ill go cause im very tired and tomorrow is a kinda special day, good night hyung and if u work tomorrow, plz do not hate it and do ur best
22:05
aah, really you dont have to tell me not to hate my job, i really dont, its just
22:06
not always easy
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but maybe not in the way you think, i dont know
22:07
i dont know what you think
22:08
aaaaaah im talking too much again i should stop
22:09
goodnight jungkook-ah, do ur best tomorrow as well
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


hey look at this its so cool
20:13

it'll cheer u up if ur bored on the bus
20:14
Good evening hyung, im sorry for this very late message u know i had work all day and i fell asleep during the bus ride of sadness and i just came home, how was ur day
21:40
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
21:40
ah u did?? u must be exhausted :(
21:42
im glad u enjoyed the vid though, the synchronization is sooo good
21:43
you'll have to show me if u try
21:43
I am yes but nothing unusual really,
I looooved it so much i'll ask Yug or Jimin if they wanna try it with me we'll take a vid if we manage it!
21:45
if u come home so late every weekend its only normal u get tired…
21:47
i wont keep u up for too long, get some rest, you'll keep me updated on that choreo stuff
21:48
sweet dreams jungkookie~
21:49
Dont worry about me hyung im used to it, if u were holding me from sleeping i would have told u, i like chatting with u (and i'll update u, i promess) so plz dont feel guilty,
Have a nice sleep hyung
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


Good evening hyung, how r u? I hope im not disturbing ya during work or ur sleep or ur «annoy my grumpy neighbour» session but i kinda tried something i wanted to show u
And yeah im out with friends and getting booored
22:34
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
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oh
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my
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god
22:37
is that a platypus attempt i see here???
22:37
dude welcome to the family
22:38
Hahahaaha! Im so happy i got accepted, how many r we? Two isnt it? Haha
22:40
haha, yeah sadly were only two, but now u can help me enlarge the family
22:41
hum
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plz forget about that last sentence
22:42
anyway why is my foetus platypus bored if hes out with friends hum? ur friends are that boring??
22:42
Hahaha just, do u... u know... think before speaking/writing something? Like, ur a medical student arent u? Im not mean im just curious, ur so impulsive its cute
22:44
with my friends i really dont haha
22:46
thats a problem sometimes
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like when i speak with jimin and i end up telling him things that i intended to keep for myself u know
22:47
but hes my best friend so its okay i guess, its better if he knows, im not a big fan of secrets
22:47
or like when i talk with u and i say stupid things and i kinda feel bad bc you end up thinking im really weird and creepy
22:48
work is different though
22:48
Wow thats mature, u can isolate personnal and professional life ur impressive, not what u think i see u (weird and creepy) dont underestimate me hyung im not blind
22:50
oh so you actually dont think im weird and creepy?
22:51
Of corse not! Why would i? And why wouldnt i be the weird and creepy one?
22:52
i dont know, people usually think im weird…
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whats weird is when they dont
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so maybe youre right, maybe youre the weird one
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youre out with friends and texting with me and im not freaking u out apparently so u must be a little weird
22:54
(im joking of course ur not weird, u just seem shy and its easy to mix it up i guess)
22:55
(ive used the word 'weird' way too many times)
22:55
Well, my uni friend Namjoon (the one i drew and u thought it was a photo) asked me to join him out, but he chose a different bar and he is flirting with the bartender and they r so awkward (even for me) and i thought it was better to talk to u instead of speaking with them bc ur way more interesting (and less pinky) so yeah im weirder
22:58
Wait, u said im shy? Im not
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ouch, third wheel is not nice
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i guess it is better to talk with me
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i let u choose what we'll discuss:
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do u want to gossip about ur friend flirting around with a bartender (plz that so cliché i hope the bartenders cliché-hot too at least)
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or do u prefer to talk about the fact that u may or may not be a shy person?
23:01
Hyung ur so cruel, why wont we talk about this instead, the fact that ur the cliché of the hot/cruel badass in the movies?
23:02
iM_gOd*1203* changed his profile picture
23:03
okay now i look like a hot and cruel badass we can talk
23:04
although im a little sad, i kinda wanted to know more about that bartender
23:04
or ur shyness
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but i said i'd let u choose so
23:05
Wow thats hot, and sexy
23:08
yeah thats kinda the point
23:08
Why did u do that again?
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u said u wanted to talk about me being a hot/badass/cliché/cruel movie character
23:09
im setting the mood here
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plus my platypus face was kinda hauting me
23:10
I did, but i didn't seem to understand the consequences and i do regret saying this bc ur way to set the mood is kinda... like “personal space destruction”
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i dont get it
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“have u seen ur face” do u remember sayin this to me? Even Namjoon thinks ur hot (and he is head over heals for his bartender) fuck, how is the one who took the photo doing? I wouldnt have survived this
23:12
yeah i do remember actually
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and well, thanks namjoon-ah i guess? why would u show him the pic though?
23:13
aah and its my hyung who took it actually, so hes quite used to my face u know
23:13
I didnt he just stopped looking at the bartender bc i was making a stranger than usual face... anyway i do respect people that get used to this kind of face, do guys become gay bc of u? It could happen
23:15
i dont know, u tell me haha
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or not
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I dont know
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nevermind, i didnt think you'd like the pic so much
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Yeah for once i see a hot part of you so yeah i do appreciate
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okaaay~ well good then
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as long as ur not too bored anymore
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I cant get bored with u, but with Nam's seems that yes so ill go home
23:20
oh cmon it cant be that boring
23:21
i mean, if ur friend is good at flirting then its interesting
23:21
and if its bad at it its the ideal occasion to make fun of him and get him embarassed
23:22
No i dont see things like that, i prefer my bed and my phone, so ill come back home quickly bc im out and its hot, im sweating i hate it
23:25
is it really that hot in busan rn?
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i mean, its kinda late and all, r u ok?
23:27
The moon is beautiful tonight i wish i had a good camera, with my phone its just an egg
23:35
Wow, im hungry too…
23:36
i see
23:36
hey jungkookie, why dont u tell me about ur adorable baby face?
23:37
I love it when people say «Jungkookie» it sounds sweet, as if the person cares about me haha but its false and its just a nickname, just like «platypus» u know?
23:40
Oh im back home!
23:42
ok so yeah youre drunk i assume
23:44
why would you say "as if the person cares about me", i mean 'jungkookie' is a pretty intuitive nickname for you i think?
23:45
oh that's good, did u come back safely?
23:45
Yeah im back and im fucking hot, like too hot cant handle it, wanna see?
23:47
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
23:48
I had to change my clothes they were so dirty, disgusting
23:48
And you know what? I'm so drunk hyung, it makes me remember last time, thursday. Well, maybe back then i drank more... idk anyway, u know what? I remember what happened that night, im such a liar hahaha
23:49
Hyung, im so drunk fuck i wanna sleep
23:49
seriously jungkookie, u seem really wasted here
23:51
u should drink a lot of WATER rn, and take a shower you'll feel better
23:52
i cant exactly do anything to help u from where i am... although what was that about you remembering??
23:52
U care about me bc its ur duty? Or bc u wanna know about that thursday night? Either way, its not bc its me so... im not that surprised everybody does that to everyone
23:55
no i care about u because thats who i am and if u let me in you'll have to accept that, that i will care
23:57
i do care
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even more so because it seems that u dont and it hurts a little to see you so insecure when u obviously have so much for yourself
23:58
and thats also why i wish i remembered, its frustrating to know that i got to meet u in person but screw it away getting drunk
23:59
i dont even like getting drunk, it sucks
23:59
Im not the one ur describing, im Jeon Jungkook oh there is a korean show on tv, im gonna watch it
00:06
oh really, theres korean show on national tv?
00:07
now thats improbable
00:08
jungkook?
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


Good morning hyung, well im confused rn im really sorry for yesterday night ive just read the messages ive sent and i do apologize for it, dont take my drunk words seriously and plz excuse me for that,
PS : nice new profile pic
07:50
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
07:52
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
08:02
wow thats like the sweetest smile ive ever seen
08:03
haha im sorry, ur just so cute its killing me
08:04
(and im also sorry for calling you 'cute' again i know u kinda dont like that but what else am i supposed to do???)
08:04
im glad youre feeling okay though, must be nice to be able to drink without consequences like that
08:04
although u talk without thinking when ur drunk, u know that? u become me lol
08:05
Wow thank you, didnt know u would like the selfie that much im... normal ya know? Why would u say that about drinkin without consequences?
08:07
nah thats not a normal smile trust me
08:08
anyway
08:08
when i drink i need like a day to recover
08:09
but youve witnessed that already :/
08:09
so i basically never drink cuz i always work the next day
08:09
maybe its for the best, idk
08:09
But when u dont work u drink so much u end up with me taking selcas and going on fake dates haha
08:10
WHAT
08:10
What?
08:10
"going on fake dates" wtf?
08:10
Forget about it, this message wasnt meant for u
08:11
dude ur SO lying
08:11
and why did u lie about u not remembering in the first place?
08:11
Im not lying i dont know what happened!
08:12
yeah right
08:13
Taehyung hyung... u mad?
08:13
yeah im mad why would you lie to me?
08:14
forget it, its not like you had to tell me anything im just a random guy you met at a party nothing unusual
08:15
I didnt lie, its true idk what happened but i do have some random memories and i didnt tell u bc i thought they were a dream or something i was making up in my mind bc im so desperate bc ive just met a guy UNUSUAL and he is the nicest person i know and plz dont be mad i swear i do respect u a lot
08:17
i cant even stay mad at u srly ur so annoying jungkookie
08:19
aaah…
08:20
kay tell me what u remember
08:20
Im so sorry hyung i dont know why u keep being so nice to me im lucky to have u really
08:20
Im sorry i cant tell u more
08:21
why not?
08:21
why would u think it wasnt real in the first place?
08:21
Bc i do not interact with guys like u; honestly this is so unreal, even this conversation is unreal
08:22
what do u mean guys like me?
08:24
Nice, handsome, open, cheerful, caring... im the awkward kind of guy, not the “everybody loves u” kind of guy
08:25
thats how u see me?
08:25
srly thats adorable
08:25
i dont see how its possible for people not to like you
08:26
Haha well im kinda hard to approach i think
08:26
yeah im not surprised
08:27
i told you u seem shy
08:27
And ur cool with it? It doesnt annoy u?
08:27
im cool with it ;)
08:27
Thank u platy hyung
08:27
aaaah but i dont look like a platypus anymore
08:28
Indeed but what do u want me to say?
08:28
idk
08:29
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
08:46
Why dont u change ur profile pic with this drawing so i can say platy hyung again
08:46
ahahah where did u find that?
08:53
Well im kinda bored rn (uni and classes and all) so i draw this bc thats what i was thinking about : the only platypus-doctor i know
08:54
awwwwww~ u drew this thats so cute plz stop ur killing me here >o<
08:56
Hihihihi ur the one whos being cute there i cant stop smiling bc u found every single thing i do cute
08:59
cant help it eheh
09:06
i'll let u work if ur in class, fighting
09:07
Thanks hyung (even if i do prefer chatting with u)
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hey how r u taetae? ur working arnt u? Well stop doing it we have important matters to discuss rn
22:30
hey, im fine
22:47
though im afraid i cant exactly STOP working yknow
22:47
i dont care buddy
22:48
anyway
22:48
i was saying that we were at the studio today and Yugyeom wasnt there, but youknowwho was and he was either acting like a normal being, either acting toooooo weird
22:49
but first i thought it was normal bc his friend wasnt there u know
22:49
to give ya an idea, he was very distracted, failed all his moves and kept looking at me, wanting to say something and apologizing and running away
22:49
and thats when it gets funnier
22:50
in the end he came to me and asked me about that thursday night, he wanted to know what i remembered about both of u
22:50
well i answered what he knew, what u know too obviously, that u two left the party together to go out to that place and he wanted to know if the ‘drunk you’ told me something about what happened
22:50
i told him that it was all i knew and he was RELIEVED man
22:51
after that he asked me with his cute face not to bring the party subject with you, so lets bring it
22:51
taehyung what have u done that night? He is a pooor little kid u know
22:51
come ooooon taetae why u not answering me?
22:55
really u had to talk to me about that now?
23:38
jiminie im sorry im working i cant process all of that rn
23:38
and ur freaking me out, can u sum it up in, like 3 sentences plz?
23:39
he knows something i dont so im frustrated. Tell me what he knows Tae. Plz.
23:41
3 sentences
23:42
thanks jiminie ur perfect
23:44
but honestly i dont remember anything and jungkook didnt say a thing so...
23:44
im just as frustrated as u
23:44
even more actually
23:45
shit, this is getting serious
23:45
i love it
23:46
Jackson says thats probably bc he fucked u
23:46
what do u think?
23:46
i think ur boyfriends stupid
23:47
why would he think that srly??
23:47
have u seen me?
23:47
have u seen jungkook??
23:47
23:47
he says “yeah ive seen u both, ur fuckable and no im smarter than u obviously”
23:48
in my point of vue
23:48
i think that this is going to be so much fun
23:49
no seriously lets think about what could have really happened
23:49
(even if Jackson is maybe right bc u were drunk)
23:50
yeah im sure thats hilarious
23:52
and completely impossible
23:52
and kinda funny i guess but id be funnier if i werent the only one who forgot everything
23:53
nooo ur wrong taetae its funny bc its u and bc u have forgotten
23:54
and why would it be impossible?
23:54
23:54
ur so mean to me
23:55
and, hum
23:55
im pretty sure jungkook is not gay??
23:55
im not im just acting like the best friend i should be
23:56
im pretty sure u want him to be, dont u?
23:56
why would i want jungkook to be gay?
23:56
okay
23:56
we r gonna have this conv later
23:57
im too tired to deal with u denying everything
23:57
just tell me one thing taetae
23:57
r u two still chatting?
23:58
depends...
23:58
are u the one who wants to know
23:59
or is it jackson hyung?
23:59
taetaeeeeeeee im heartbroken rn
00:00
why would u think id say everything to my boyfriend?
00:00
and why would it cause a problem?
00:01
wait
00:01
why is he ur excuse? r u afraid of what HE could say? so...
00:02
there is something
00:02
and u can speak he isnt there anymore hes taking a shower
00:02
see how much i care about u
00:03
im still here trying to fix this while Jackson is taking a shower alone
00:03
thats sad ya know
00:03
then go take a damn shower instead of leaving ur poor boyfriend alone
00:04
but if u really want to know
00:05
yeah were still talking BUT im telling u this because ur my best friend and i expect u to pleaaaaase take that into account
00:05
why r u talking like i would hit u?
00:07
00:07
im just super happy for u and i wanna help u in ur love relationships
00:07
or just relationships if u prefer
00:08
anyway
00:08
what r u guys talking about?
00:08
no actually im talking like ur going to make fun of me
00:09
i mean
00:09
why do u sound like i told u i just got engaged?
00:10
we just talk about stuff u know, what he does at school and all, nothing crazy
00:10
awwwww ur soooo cute both of uuu
00:11
but forget about that, give me more details, like... yeah, was it for him the sudden change of profile pic?
00:12
bc ur quite hot and i think he likes it too much
00:12
okay
00:13
first of all it wasnt FOR him
00:13
wait
00:13
what do u mean he likes it "too much"?
00:14
dont know if i should tell u this
00:15
well no i shouldnt thats why im going to
00:15
well
00:16
i think that he has now the habit of going to ur Snow chat log
00:16
well, even if u didnt sent him anything, he keeps looking at ur conversation
00:16
with two types of smiles
00:17
the first one i wont tell u what it is but its when he sees ur profile pic
00:17
and the second is that cute bunny smile bc he is sooo happy
00:18
have u seen his bunny smile?
00:18
that bunny smile is the cutest thing ive ever seen
00:20
seriously i didnt even know that was possible
00:20
hes cuter than u how is that possible?
00:20
and im sure he doesnt even realize it thats so frustrating
00:21
what was the first smile?
00:21
and how do u know its when hes talking to me and not to someone else?
00:21
oh my god im feeeling like a mother who's giving his son to someone, u've found better than me im so emotional rn
00:22
but yeah, dont tell Jackson but he is cute and (well u dont know it yet) but SUPER HOOOOOT when he dances, have u seen his arms? damn
00:22
i know that he is talking to you bc he doesnt talk to anyone and thats not a joke
00:23
he only has Yug and you in his Snow contacts he sucks when it comes to friendship
00:23
even me, he doesnt talk to me
00:24
its as dangerous for u as it is for me to start a sentence by "dont tell jackson" u know that?
00:25
srly he doesnt even talk with u?
00:26
awww thats so sad
00:26
I like to play with fire bc pissed Jackson is sooo sexy
00:27
yup! i keep telling him that its okay, im like a friend and all but he doesnt believe me and says :
00:27
"I don't want to disturb you hyung, you must be really busy and chatting with a kid is not interesting that's why I can't send you any message"
00:28
dont know how u make him chat
00:28
(if u want i can help u with that )
00:29
dude srly
00:29
dont tell me that im dying rn
00:29
ok then just send me one of JK's pics (u must have at least one selfie) he will see me looking at it and hopefully get pissed enough
00:31
wait boy, i can say more
00:31
he has told us about wanting to do some choreo and when i saw the clip and said "wow my best friend loves this song" and he blushed and now i understand its bc ur the one who sent it to him
00:32
now, when he is alone, he sings it slowly
00:32
(well not that alone bc i keep spying on him when my sexy boyfriend is not around)
00:32
what makes u think hes sent me selfies?
00:34
also stop spying on the poor kid, srly, i already feel bad talking abour him like that… but it ur fault, i cant say no to u
00:34
plus u just told me he sings to himself... and he said, i quote "im not cute"
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well maybe cause idk ure using SNOW
00:36
im not spying on him if we both r on public places
00:37
wanna die?
00:37
like for real?
00:37
i can tell u something else but maybe u dont want to know...
00:38
bc u dont like to speak about him like that
00:38
ur so kind u feel bad for him even if he is the one whos dangerous bc of his cuteness and his body
00:38
his body is a weapon, a bazooka if u know what i mean
00:39
00:40
fine
00:40
ill send u a selfie for u to make jackson hyung jealous if u tell me the 'something else'
00:41
and stop talking about bazookas plz u already have a boyfriend
00:41
and i lov my boyfriend more than anyone but lets be honest and objective he has a nice body.
00:42
Jackson's better of corse, like TANK
00:43
lets get back to the something else then
00:43
u know the poor baby is always very tired even if he doesnt tell u
00:44
he rents his little flat (one room flat) and does that part time job all the weekend
00:44
he says that he loves it bc he doesnt want u to be worried for him, he hates to be pitied
00:45
well he loves his job but u know what he loves more?
00:45
wat?
00:45
one day ive seen him talk with Hobi and... sparkles in his eyes u know!
00:46
i think he wants to buy a camera but... something is holding him
00:46
money?
00:47
dont know
00:47
anyway, Hobi told him that he could lend him his but he refused
00:47
“hyung + disturbing kid” reasons like always
00:47
u just love stepping on my heart dont u?
00:50
anyway heres the pic for u to end up having weird angry sex with jackson hyung tonight
00:50
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
00:51
u two have fun
00:51
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
00:52
why is he apologizing for being drunk?
00:52
TAEHYUNG!
00:52
thanks this night is going to be spicy love it
00:53
00:53
i luv u boy good work
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remember when i told u to beware of park jimin?
00:55
u did not listen
00:56
srly he has eyes and ears everywhere
00:57
Good morning hyung, how r u? Ur working? I hope ur not tired
03:05
Okay, what have i done why r u telling me this?
03:06
good morning?
03:17
is it morning yet?
03:17
no its not its barely 3am, why r u up?
03:18
also yeah im working rn
03:18
and well u
03:18
i dont know how to say this
03:18
Just tell me what u have on ur mind
03:19
kay just
03:20
jimin knows were chatting
03:20
and hes making a big deal out of it
03:20
cause everything turns into a big deal with him
03:20
and
03:20
idk
03:21
Well, i dont really mind, i have Yugyeom and he is making it a «public important» deal and keeps telling me that im in love with you so... just ignore him and live with it
03:23
u dont get it
03:25
the problem is that jimin knows u
03:25
and he knows me too
03:25
and he talks way too much
03:25
why would he say ur in love with me?
03:26
And? Okay we do speak and? Why r u so afraid? Or maybe u dont want people to know? I do understand im just me i
03:27
u?
03:29
Nothing its a mistake sorry
03:29
srly
03:29
r u gonna do this everytime?
03:29
thats why online chatting sucks
03:30
Im sorry u should have told me from the start u didnt like the chat haha anyway i think ill go to bed plz dont hate ur job tonight hyung, bye
03:31
wat
03:32
wait
03:32
no
03:32
i didnt mean that i dont like the chat
03:32
i dont like the fact that i cant see ur face when u write something that is so obviously a lie
03:33
also what does that mean "i dont want people to know"?
03:33
jungkook
03:35
jungkookiiiiie cmon dont leave me like this
03:37
Taehyung-hyung why r u doing this to me?
03:38
U say u dont want ur best friend to know about me and u say that u understand when i lie even if u cant see me
03:38
Ur so cruel
03:38
ha
03:38
so you admit u were lying
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srly jungkookie its not that i dont want jimin to know about u
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hell he knew about u before me so thats ridiculous
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i just dont want him to say embarassing things and thats what he does
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all
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the
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time
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now, what did u want to say?
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What is he telling u thats embarrassing for YOU?
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he keeps making fun of me bc i think ur cute
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and he tells jackson hyung
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and jackson hyung says embarrassing things
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like
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embarassing u know
03:41
Yeah... well excuse me but thats what best friends r for? I dont have many friends and by that i mean i only have Yugyeom, he is the closest one i have and u know what? He sends me links to gay porn videos now...
U shouldnt care if its not what u deeply think dont you?
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yeah ur right
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im probably just tired its not so bad i guess
03:42
hey
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u didnt tell me why ur up actually?
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it very late
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I wish u could rest a little working that late is hard... get some drink, give urself strengh
03:43
Oh me? Random art work (yes we do have things to do) we will have some important project very soon and im trying to figure out how i could do it
03:44
dont worry about me ive drank like four coffees im fine im used to it
03:44
plus im not on night duty alone tonight so its okay
03:44
what is ur project about?
03:44
im curious about it, plus u draw sooooo well
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Well im happy ur okay really, and with someone by ur side its easier i hope im not bothering u during ur work...
We have to draw someone/something with the theme : Spring Day and im struggling with three ideas i might have we have to imagine a story with what we will do and all its huuuge
03:46
ur not bothering me jungkookie dont worry, all the kids are asleep rn and my friend is just texting his girlfriend so u know
03:46
oh thats a nice theme!
03:46
what ideas did u have so far? :)
03:46
Well i kinda thought that maybe i could ask someone to pose for me and ill draw him/her bc we can tell a story with a facial expression but I thought about someone but this person is also doing the project so she will probably refuse bc we are technically against each other
03:47
oh so its a 'she' hm?
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its a sweet idea, u dont have anything to lose just asking her
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Yeah ill try and tell u if it works haha but if not ill have to find someone else and idk anyone handsome enough to pose for me (sorry Yug)
03:48
sure kookie, fighting! ;)
03:48
id tell u to ask jimin if it doesnt work but im pretty sure he cant pose
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like he giggles like a schoolgirl and hides behind his minihands everytime someone other than himself tries to take a picture of him haha
03:49
now that i think about it having my colleague right in front of me, hes kinda handsome and very expressive... problem is were in seoul so
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and its probably less interesting if its not a girl eheh
03:49
Thanks!
Honestly i would have asked u first if i could but that's impossible so...
Forget what i said! U said ur friend could be a model too?
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hang on give me a sec
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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so yeah that was mark hyung
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Nice to meet you Mark-hyung, hyung was right about u haha
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(why did he say "finally" ?)
03:43
Im starting to speak like u, with many messages
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yeah, ur a real platypus-in-training now thadnjzxnsj
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Hey it's Mark again, I said "finally" because Taehyung's been talking about you non-stop for like two weeks and now I hear that he didn't even mention me once I'm hurt and I thought you deserved to know.
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I'm giving him his phone back now, bye!
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yeah okay so again, that was mark hyung yknow
03:45
Ur both so cute
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rly?
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how so?
03:47
well ur cute what do you want me to say?
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well
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no i dont know
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by the way wh
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Im going to sleep, good night hyung
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wow im sorry i had to leave like that there was an emergency
08:03
u probably didnt get much sleep, not too tired?
08:03
U really do not have to apologize hyung that's nothing, i hope everything went well for you how r u feeling?
08:12
ah actually it didnt go so well no
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i still have about 2 more hours before im going home
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i just want to sleep rn
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oh im so sorry i didn't know and idk what to do to cheer u up a little...
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its fine really, its not like u couldve known
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plus its my job, i knew what i was getting into
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ah im sorry I shouldnt be bothering u with this ^^'
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No plz feel free to talk about this with me even if i cant help ill still be there to listen if u wanna share
08:18
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
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aww thats so adorable...
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thank you so much jungkookie, it means a lot
08:20
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
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ill keep that one to look at when i feel down haha thank you really
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i wish i was stronger though, mark hyung keeps telling me i should get tougher or its gonna break me but sometimes thats just too much yknow
08:21
Okay i have to admit, ur killing me with the cuteness here and im really happy i can do something to help, bc telling u to stop caring about people is absurd and impossible but ill still be there if u wanna complain and ill even send u a cheerful baby face :3
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haha i dont know what to say
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ur being so nice to me u even admitted u had a baby face thats a first
08:24
i dont deserve it right now u know?
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thanks, really, ur amazing
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Dont know why ur the one being that nice to me even if i have done nothing to deserve it. Plus if ur Jimin-hyung's best friend, u do deserve more cheers and hugs than what i can poorly offer
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uve done enough trust me
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and what does this have to do with jimin? ^^
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Like what?
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Well he is a lovely guy, he loves cuddles and hugs and he is adorable to me even if im nothing to him so i presume he is more with you and that means u r given a lot of love
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well like what u just did?
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i mean, for example i never say anything to jimin about that bc i know he wont know how to handle it but somehow i feel like u can
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also
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ah i have to go im sorry, ill be back in about 2 hours
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if im not sleeping straight away
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See you later hyung, be strong!
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Good evening hyung, how r u doing? I hope im not disturbing in ur sleep... i just wanted to tell u that i talked with that girl... well no, i think she understood i wanted to talk bc she came to me first haha (im such a loser) and well, she accepted to pose for me she was really happy and i was too, i mean, she is cute and beautiful and now that we have spoken together a bit i think she is nice too so... well im telling u bc u were to one to encourage we so... thank u
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hey!
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its fine i just woke up
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well, my stomach woke me up but im kinda sad cause theres nothing interesting to eat in my kitchen rn
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wtf am i talking about its so not interesting
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tell me moooore! she came to u first, thats so sweet, what did she say?
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Didnt know food could be "interesting" haha
Well she first came to me and asked me what i wanted to do for the project, i told her the truth and that i thought about drawing her and she blushed and repeated that she wasnt worth it bc idk why im too much? she refused first but i insisted and we agreed to go out together this weekend... i didnt understand why but she said that we must get to know eachother and go out on saturday night well it all went so fast idk how it could have happenned
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well i have a few plain things in my fridge but whats interesting is, like, going to steal some instant noodles to my neighbour yknow
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awwww u dont understand why?
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srly how r u even cuter than i thought??
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Oh thats brilliant! do it and tell me how he reacts plz it will be fun
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hey dont u dare change the subject kid
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im not telling u a word about my neighbours instant noodles until u tell me more about that girl
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what is she like? whats her name? what did she do to make u think shes nice?
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Im not, i just dont have anything more to say really! her name is Park Jimin, she is short, very cute, dark short hair, she seems shy too and she wasnt annoyed by... u know, how i could act awkwardly
she talked to me so she is nice, i think
can we stop this plz?
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no way, her names park jimin???
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PARK JIMIN?
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wait let me process that
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ahahah thats funny now that i think about it
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im sorry i didnt mean to push u, im just curious, the way u talk about her is kinda cute
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sorry that was none of my business i guess
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No dont be sorry, i am! Im just not used to... that. People interested in me haha especially u
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'that' like... me asking about ur crush?
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its fine if u dont want to talk about it though, i get thats ur private life, i dont want to be intrusive
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No more like "people wanting to know about my life" and she is not my crush. Dont think she is well, how u define crush?
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wow thats an unexpected question haha
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hmm... well u think shes cute and nice and u want to know more about her, and u get shy and awkward when shes around (i presume?)
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so, yeah, a crush yknow
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Yeah well, excuse me hyung but then, ur my crush too
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yeah
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but no
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but no? why?
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its different
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yeah right... im sorry i shouldnt bother u with that forget about it
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no its not like that just
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idk
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how would U define a crush jungkookie?
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Honnestly idk ive never loved someone thats why im kinda lost
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ah but u dont have to talk about love yet!
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its 'just' a crush for now, thats exactly why its confusing
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its more like
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idk fascination?
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well im no expert either but yknow
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I dont really get it... but i dont think im fascinated by her... well told u relationships r not my thing haha
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And u? Have u visited ur neighbour yet?
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yeah its complicated i guess
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aaah, about that im trying to gather enough will to get up from my couch rn
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im really hungry, thats my motivation
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Fighting hyung! Thats for the best, fun is always the best (fun and food)
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
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platypus_is_weakness97 took a screeenshot
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platypus_is_weakness97 took a screeenshot
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Sorry, bad habits
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Keep updating me im waiting for something funny to hear
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ahaha dude that was so weird
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basically i just knocked and he came to open the door and was like
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"wtf u want?"
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and i started to answer like "sorry (not sorry) to disturb u so late but im kinda hungry and everything is closed rn and..."
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but he went like "shut up theres noodles on the fridge suit yourself u can use my microwave oven cuz yours is too noisy"
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and i was like "waaaaaat?" but he moved back to his computer so i just did as he told yknow
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
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Waaaaaaw hahahahaha that's so unbelievable ur neighbour is something ur lucky hahaha
u stayed there, eating with him?
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poor guy im rly a nuisance to him haha
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actually im still there, basically im eating and hes just staring angrily at me
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no u cant be a nuisance to anyone, ur too cute for that haha
really? hahaha just, plz dont die and eat fast
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srly, is that what u think?
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yeah im almost done lol
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dont forget to thank him or he will kill u next time
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wtf
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i said "thanks hyung, good evening" and he fuckign smILED
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okay like a microsmile
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but sTILL
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im shook here
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he moved in more than a year ago and that never happened
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then again maybe he smiled bc he finally found a way to kill me in my sleep and make it look like an accident
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wow thats new and surprising
u sure u saw it? havent u dreamt about it? dont sleep tonight, just to be sure
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ur not wrong maybe i fell asleep in front of his door and it never happened
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maybe im dreaming rn u never know
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buy him instant noodles tomorrow and give it to him just to see his reaction
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kay now thatd be strange, im his personnal annoyance remember?
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dont u think it will annoy him if u come back to him with instant noodles and again stay there and he couldnt be mad bc ur giving him something and he will have to eat with u
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fuck ur so clever
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its like u were born to do this
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professional min yoongi annoyance dude
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(min yoongi is his name btw)
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i know i know its written on my cv, in the personnal skills box haha
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haha id hire u anytime
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aaah im exhausted im gonna get some sleep
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sorry jungkookie, ttyl right?
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and keep me updated on park jimin
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the girl not my bf obviously
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and bf stands for best friend not for boyfriend obviously
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okaaaay im really going to bed now
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Hahah u do seem tired hyung, thanks for listening to me, plz rest and do not overwork urself, bye
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dude im so sad, i bought instant noodles like u suggested and went to my neighbours with it
20:13
like, aegyo, one cup in each hand, boxy smile and all
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and he just took the 2 cups, said like "thanks kim" and shut the door to my face
20:13
im upset
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Hey good evening hyung how r u doing? Sorry for the late answer i was out, i told u about this yesterday, anyway, im so frustrated my plan didnt work out. Its impossible! How could he ignore u? And whats this "boxy smile"? Havent heard about it before
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oh rly? u were out late
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anyway, i dont know how he couldve just ignored me, plus he stole my half of the food, i had to order a pizza
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it was a very good pizza though
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and about the boxy smile its just
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idk my smile? apparently its rectangle so
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OH WAIT u were out late bc of that park jimin girl werent u???
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Oh no i dont agree, u dont mess with pizza. Pizza is life u know u have every right to be mad at him
Wow really? How is it even possible to have a boxy smile? Show me!
Yup
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how do u answer to everything but ignore the most important question???
23:39
What question? I told u "yup" as "yes i was out with her", i answered
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yeah okay let me rephrase that
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u were out with park jimin werent u? how did it go? was everything okay? u gonna see her again?
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oh
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unless u dont want to talk to me about it i mean
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i get it u have no reason to talk to me about it sorry im being intrusive again
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We went to a bar after my job and had a few drinks while we were talking about each other u know, our hobbies etc and what we wanted to do for the project... we learnt about the other, like dont know, to know the one ur going to work with?
And plz do not say that ur intrusive ever again
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oh thats nice
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i think?
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i dont know, its kinda hard to 'read' what u think haha
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did u have fun? :)
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Well i have no reason to be mean to u so u can "read" me nicely haha
We did, she is very talkative and creative so it will be fun for the project
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yeah no of course i hope i havent done anything that makes u wanna be mean to me haha
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but i dont know, its difficult to know if ur actually having any kind of emotion behind ur screen yknow
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anyway, she seems like a very interesting girl, thats cool
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so will u draw her for ur project? thats what u told me if i remember correctly
23:48
Im sorry... ill try to be more understandable for the future
Yup ill try to as much as i can
23:48
hey jungkookie srly u have nothing to be sorry about its not like im blaming u or anything
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i feel like a bully with u apologizing all the time haha
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anyway thats good, i hope youll manage, how much time do u have?
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Im sorry u think that... Ur nothing like a bully, ur more like a sweet platypus dont say that
We have two weeks to do it and after that we will have to wait two more weeks to have the results
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seeeeee~ ur sorry again! ;)
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im just teasing u its cute
23:51
good luck with ur project jungkook, and good luck to lady park jimin as well
23:52
So now ur teasing me on purpose bc im ""cute""? Thats so u
Thanks hyung
23:52
im teasing u about saying sorry all the time and thats cute, thats all eheh
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why do u seem to hate that word so much?
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"cute" i mean?
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am i that obvious? Shit
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I dont mind telling u but ill bother u with this and ur probably working so...
23:53
im not working tonight and i start at 10 tomorrow so i have time
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but u start earlier than me dont u?
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and it seems like u dont particularly want to talk about it so im not gonna push u ;)
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Why r u so kind? Ill never get it... anyway yes i start very early and yes i would prefer not to talk about it my pride doesnt agree with this haha
23:54
Thank u hyung ur always listening to me complaining
Im exhausted im gonna go and talk to u tomorrow night
23:55
sure jungkookie, anytime
23:55
good luck for tomorrow, do ur best!
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sweet dreams
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platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
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iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot
21:43
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
21:44
sorry im just finishing work im just seeing ur message
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platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot
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Yup now im home, btw I love ur jacket!
I hope everything went well with ur job today hyung, u seem tired
22:40
good, traffic is a bitch, especially when ur on the bus
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oh thanks, it looks good right? its a present from my hyung
22:44
also work was surprisingly fine even though it was soooo full of people
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but its sunday its normal haha
22:44
Ur hyung (Mark-hyung?) knows what suits u and im happy everything went well u deserve it
22:45
haha no not mark hyung, my real hyung
22:46
hes got some style
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but so does mark hyung actually
22:47
Oooh ur pink unicorn sibling? Didnt know unicorns could be stylish haha
22:49
ahahahahaha right my pink unicorn sibling
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u shouldnt be surprised to hear that a unicorn is more stylish than a platypus lol
22:50
Thats racism platy-hyung haha
22:51
hey i can be racist towards myself if i want too
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aaaah but now that ur a junior platypus too i cant actually
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sorry i take back what i just said
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Awww thats so sweet but dont worry u can be harsh cause... well my style is : white tee shirts and white tee-shirts with blue jeans haha
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naaah im sure ur wrong ur wearing a hoodie on ur last selfie
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with a white t-shirt underneath indeed
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if it suits u thats fine though
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and it kinda looks like it suits u
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Well i dont know if it suits me or not really but thank u for saying yes haha plus, its easy to wear so its cool
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i guess haha
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anyway how was work?
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u know i still dont know whats ur job???
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how is that even possible?
23:00
Well like always it was good and tiring, yeah thats true, can u gess my part time job?
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can i guess?? ah ur copying me here
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hmmm lets see...
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u only work on weekends right?
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Yup thats right, from 9/10 am to 8pm (im nice im giving u clues)
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hmmm... im gonna try and say u work in a store?
23:05
Well thats not true but thats not false either... wanna have some extra clues?
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nah nah let me try again
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so
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ur job is one hour away from where u live, by bus
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aaah but maybe u dont live in downtown busan idk
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hmmm yeah give me another clue after all
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U'll have to earn it hehe
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oh really?
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what should i do to deserve a clue?
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I didnt forget my defeat against Min Yoongi
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oh
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go ahead im listening
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reading*
23:11
Well u could say that u have forgotten ur keys and ur waiting for a collegue to come and give it back to u and just... u know... crash at his house. U willing to do that?
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crash at his house like
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the whole night?
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Dont know, ur decision (honestly ill be afraid to stay that much but ur stronger it seems)
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well i dont want him to reaaaaally hate me like
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its my neighbour i do see him everyday yknow
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hmmm lets give it a try
23:18
Fighting!
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kay well im on his couch now
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Haha awesome, and where is he?
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across the room working on that badass computer of his
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i dont even know why he let me in haha, he just went "kay suit urself" and moved back to his desk and put his earphones on
23:31
its like a i dont even annoy him anymore, hes just so used to it
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Wow can u take a pic? Damn this situation looks so unreal i thought we could have fun but maybe he likes u more than u think what a shaaaaame... well no thats good for u, just not entertaining
23:33
yeah ill try
23:34
he probably doesnt even hear me, the music is so loud i can hear it from his earphones lol
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
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WOW THATS SO EPIC is he making his own music? So badass
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i think so
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thats such a cool hobby
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Yeah he is so SWAG, u sure u dont wanna be friends with him instead?
23:39
instead of what?
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Annoy him, cause u know, if he reacts like that (not being pissed) and lets u stay at his house and trust u enough to let u do whatever u want... well thats cool. He is so cool
23:40
u know if i was really annoying him hed tell me
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like one day another guy from the building came and asked him if he could lend him some coffee or whatever idk
23:41
he told him to fuck himself
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well
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not literally u know
23:42
he didnt use those words
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but u got the idea
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i think he makes it look like i annoy him but not so much haha
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i must be a good annoyance
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is that even possible?
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Hyung! Is he a tsundere? Waw thats so improbable, maybe this is his way to tell u that he wants to get to know u? Lets try something, just ask him what he is doing (touch his shoulder if u want to get his attention) im sure he will tell u what he is doing
23:46
is that even a thing in real life?
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im not sure, i dont want to disturb him too much either, im already crashing his place lol
23:47
Srly? U think u'll disturb him? well cant see how u could disturb someone just be urself
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hmm... will u give me my clue if i do so?
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Oh so u dont work for free? Haha yeah i will
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no i dont
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kay well lets go talk to tsundere min yoongi then
23:51
fighting
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Good luck, dont forget to update me ill probably see ur messages tomorrow morning im gonna sleep im sorry hyung, u know, the project and everything im exhausted. See ya :)
23:53
wow dude i think min yoongi is even more shy and awkward than u
00:15
good night jungkookie, get some rest
00:15
WOW WAIT is that a smiley i see there?????????
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good morning hyung, how r u? So, what happened yesterday night? I want updates! Oh yeah that was a smiley, im really starting to speak like u DUDE hahaha no this is strange
06:10
awwww u just called me dude im gonna cry
06:27
my baby platypus has grown up so much :')
06:27
aaah about yesterday well dunno we just talked and it turned out hes really a cool guy
06:28
he really does make his own music, its awesome
06:28
well he was still grumpy and answering with like "hn" or monosyllables like that
06:28
but that was nice
06:28
then i remembered i was supposed to have a "friend" bring me back my keys and i kinda panicked cause it was like half past midnight
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but he just looked at me like
06:29
06:29
"i know ur keys r in ur pocket thats fine just go home"
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and i was like
06:30
06:30
yknow
06:30
Waw thats unexpected, im really happy for both of u and see, i told u u were not disturbing him
07:45
yeah thats totally unexpected thats for sure
07:56
ill try making funny noises or asking for food again sometime to see what happens
07:56
anyway, i suppose u have classes today?
07:57
do ur best jungkook-ah!
07:57
Noooo just be nice this time, ur relationship may change and that would be for the best cause he is ur neighbour dont u think?
07:59
Anyway im going out now have a nice day hyung
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hey so listen i need ur help
21:37
like, big help
21:37
we went bowling with mark hyung cause we had a night off
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but hes like a pro and i suck u have to help me
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(ur first username was bowling smth so i thought u might help)
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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pleaaaaaaase~
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platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot.
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Ur so cute haha i cant say no but i really dont know what to say i mean, its not like i could actually teach u how to move ur arm or some cliché thing like that...
Just try to aim good and give as much strength as u can
Its like sex, fingers in holes, and just push hard
21:47
omg dont say that ur innocent in my head
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now im laughing and mark hyungs asking me why
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and my aim is even worse if im laughing
21:49
Stay calm hyung, everything will be okay if u just put ur feelings aside and concentrate haha just take deep breaths, and ignore Mark-hyung he is just trying to distract u
21:50
After aaaaall that and when u'll be done with ur ball u'll tell me why im innocent in ur head
21:50
hey i actually hit a few pins ur sex technique apparently works
21:52
why r u innocent in my head?
21:52
hm i dont know why wouldnt u be?
21:52
i mean the baby face, the "i dont talk with girls", the shy and awkward nerd stuff yknow
21:53
Im happy my sex technique is helping u really hahahaha
21:54
Yeah maybe ur right, im the cliché "nerd affraid of girls who doesnt know anything and watches hentai" type, well, if u think so i'll leave u with that image of myself thats funny
21:54
oh come on how am i supposed to focus on my ball if u tell me that
21:54
hahaha that sentence is so awesome
21:54
now mark hyung is staring at me again thats ur fault stop destroying the cute innocent image i have of u!
21:55
Wait ill show u something and that innocent image of me will disappear after that
21:52
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
21:53
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
21:56
just
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how do u want me to focus now?
21:56
why do u even
21:56
wat
21:56
define "old" pic
21:57
Wow u took a screenshot?! Dont wanna know what u'll do with it. Anyway, i took this selfie cuz i cosplayed a cop during a party, with that i won a bet against Yug im so proud of it haha
21:57
fuck im gonna start thinking that im the innocent one here
21:59
whats with all the bets btw?
22:00
Yeah ur an innocent boy, even if ur my hyung ur the cutest one here
Well, told u, Yug and I get bored quickly so we bet cause it's fun
22:02
OMG i just did a spare!
22:08
no but seriously, what kind of bets is it?
22:08
and what kind of things does the loser have to do?
22:08
cuz im curious here, u guys seem to take it very seriously
22:09
Wow thats cool ur getting better im proud of you haha
It depends on the bet but trust me we are reaaally creative (art students man)
Want examples maybe?
22:09
yeah plz give me examples
22:10
mark did like five strikes in a row its depressing i quit bowling
22:11
Nooo u cant give up so soon, I'll tell u our dirtiest bet if u do a strike, fighting!!
22:11
u like challenging me kid
22:12
kay
22:12
thats impossible but ill try
22:12
Challenge is exciting, think about ur reward it'll make u stronger
22:13
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
22:28
now tell me about that bet
22:28
Wow ur amazing thats good! Well, ill tell u about one bet, but ill let u a joker. If u do one more strike ill tell u about a bet in which im the looser. If u dont want to wait, ill tell u now but itll be about a bet i won ;)
22:30
fuck u jeon
23:12
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
23:12
its like
23:12
the fifth round
23:13
u owe me, next time i come to busan we go bowling and its so on u
23:13
now
23:13
tell me about that bet
23:13
Wow did u just admit u want to know what i have done so bad? I feel honored
23:15
Ok so one day we were at my place watching some shitty game show and we were disagreeing on the winner of the competition, i was confident and told him that i could bet anything, i'd still be the winner.
Guess who did some awkward/odd/very strange (i swear) strip tease? I'll never forget about that, after that we laughed for hours
So yes the selfies are nothing compared to this
23:18
okay i think i found what job u do and it obviously involves cop cosplays and taking off ur clothes
23:21
like
23:21
srly?
23:22
so
23:22
strip tease in front of yugyeom?
23:22
i mean
23:22
i get that u do that kind of bet with ur boyfriend or whatever but
23:22
seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyy????
23:22
plz tell me he recorded it
23:23
Why? Wanna see it?
No, if u want some advice, Yug is better than me and no he is NOT my boyfriend for god sake errrrkkk just that friend u will never get ashamed with
23:24
well not gonna say no, at least i wont dream of being chased by bowling pins then
23:25
anyway thats embarrassing
23:25
or not i mean yugyeom is like ur personnal jimin i guess
23:25
but i would NEVER under any circumstances perform a strip tease for jimin
23:25
N
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E
23:25
V
23:25
E
23:26
R
23:26
also
23:26
when u say yugyeom is better than u, does that mean hes better at that bet stuff or hes a better stripper?
23:26
No ur wrong our relationship isnt like urs with Jimin, its not the same type of friendship thats why for u its impossible haha
Better stripper of corse
23:27
how do u know he is?
23:27
Well thats when it gets funnier boy, after my defeat and my shameless strip tease i thought about a bet i would certainly win and i did. And then : his turn. Told u we laughed for hours, well its bc he is toooooo good at that we were both surprised hahahaha (and yeah did i say that we were maybe both a little drunk?)
23:28
i hope u guys were drunk
23:29
aaah kids these days i swear
23:29
how do u even know hes better i mean
23:29
do u give each other grades or smth?
23:30
Why would u hope that? Hahaha
Well we do have dance classes together, we know when someone is better at dancing something, idk how i can say it... there is no reason we would lie to each other
23:31
yeah but thats not what i meant like
23:31
u dont have to be a good dancer to be a good stripper
23:31
what the fuck
23:31
i reaaaaally dont want to talk about this with u
23:31
Can u be more precise? I didnt say he was a better dancer than me, im pretty sure im the best but what is the link with strip tease?
23:32
nah but u basically said "we dance together so we know when someone dances better" and thats why u know hes a better s
23:32
forget about that
23:32
i dont want to know how u and ur friend evaluate a good stripper from a bad stripper rly
23:33
Im really sorry i feel like i have disgusted u haha well thats normal ive just talked about strip tease anyway good night
23:34
good night?
23:34
wait ur actually leaving?
23:37
jungkook?
23:40
what?
23:52
whats wrong why did u leave like that?
23:52
did i say something?
23:52
Not at all, its just that i wanted to go to bed, u know, bc i wanna sleep
23:53
oh
23:54
right
23:54
sorry i let u sleep then
23:55
good night jungkookie!
23:55
Bye bye hyung
23:55

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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
20:03
u left so quickly yesterday i thought something happened
20:04
u okay now?
20:04
hello how r u? Sorry for making u worry about me, i needed some sleep and now im better thanks for asking and u, u working?
21:45
good, dont overwork yourself kay? make sure u get enough rest
21:46
ah no im not working, i finished about an hour ago
21:46
im lazying on my couch and watching/not watching some documentary about penguins
21:47
but u probably dont care haha
21:47
U shouldnt be worrying about some art student u know, we're known for having a cool life style haha u need to worry about urself ur the one who should rest,
Wow u betraying ur clan, ur making me feel alone now, where is my platypus-sensei?
i care
21:48
aaah im so sorry im afraid were not popular enough to be on tv yet
21:49
but penguins are cute
21:49
they kinda remind me jimin haha
21:50
What a shame, they should know platypuses r the best,
Ahahaha Jimin-hyung a penguin! Thats cute
21:51
we dont get enough recognition jungkook thats tragic
21:52
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
21:52
Awwwwww thats so so cute and so them hihi
21:53
haha i know thats adorable 21:54
anyway, what r u up to? still working on ur project?
21:54
Yeah still with the project its quite difficult and im not used to going out every day with a girl so im tired but nevermind now im with Namjoon at that bar again and he is flirting AGAIN but this time its fun
21:56
oh the cute bartender again hm? tell me, how fun is it? 21:57
wait
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did u just say ur going out with her
21:57
every day??
21:57
Well Namjoon is trying to take a pic secretly but the hot bartender keeps looking at him and when he turns around, well, Nam's cant do anything but look at his butt so its hilarious
Yup i do but thats not interesting, we just go to different places and see if it suits our concept well
21:58
ahahaha, no way!
21:59
tell him to just ask
21:59
i mean, hes a cute bartender and ur friends (probably) not very subtle about flirting with him
22:00
hes not gonna say no
22:00
and if he does well
22:01
nah but he will
22:01
but srly
22:01
how can u say that going out with a girl to do some ridiculously romantic art shit is "not interesting"??
22:02
unless u gay then thatd make sense
22:02
No i prefer seeing Nam's trying and failing, its way more entertaining
Its not «romantic» we r working here, and our theme is death so dont tell me its romantic haha she is a classmate, its fun going out like that but i would prefer going somewhere else with Yug or speaking with u. She is nice and adorable even but... well... thats it
22:04
yeah thats also a solution haha
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oh
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i see
22:05
so, no sparkles in ur eyes when u meet with her hm?
22:06
well at least u 2 get along, thats better for ur project
22:06
how is it going on btw?
22:06
What? The project? Or Namjoon? (He put his glasses on to look hotter and is now telling me about some book he is reading, he wants us to argue about it so he looks smarter so sexier)
22:07
i was originally asking about the project but plz tell me more about ur friend that seems so much funnier
22:08
is that bartender reaaaaaally hot that he needs to do all that??
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platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
22:07
And he says hi
22:07
And he says that the bartender is sexier than u
22:07
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot
22:08
awwwww u guys r real cuties
22:08
hi to u too namjoon-ah!
22:08
and tell him im gonna need a visual proof regarding that bartenders sexyness
22:08
He says he doesnt want u to steal him from him so u wont get it but u dont have his lips nor his shoulders
22:09
If u wanna know my opinion i think he is hot but not that much... well he is not my type i think
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Anyway
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ah yeah well i cant really compete in the lips or shoulders department, thats true...
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youll tell me how it ends
22:11
tell namjoon-ah for me that if he doesnt end up in his bed in a very near future im gonna come to busan myself to set things right and make sure about that sexiness stuff
22:12
No u can
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He says he would like to see u try
22:13
And i agree with him i would like too haha
22:14
hmmm... no i cant i mean i grew up with my brother i know i cant haha
22:15
hey, dont underestimate me boys im offended here
22:16
i have relations
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(ie i have jimin)
22:16
Hahahahaahaha u killed me here hyung
22:17
Well dont open the subject of Jimin cause he is the winner in this sexy competition (lips, eyes, arms, body) even Nam's wouldnt deny it if he sees him
22:17
yeah jimin is hot i have to agree with u here
22:18
maybe u should ask jimin to send namjoon-ah a selfie to make the bartender jealous
22:18
Naaaaaa Nam's too afraid to make him jealous plus they already chat dont know what they say to each other dont wanna know
22:19
AND dont want pb with Jackson-hyung so Jimin can keep his hot selfies
22:20
awww thats cute good for them
22:21
even though the fun part is probably over for u now
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also u have good arguments lets not try anything dangerous
22:22
No its always fun dont worry they flirt like high schoolers its hilarious now the bartender is speaking with a bunch of stupid girls who came for him and he is smiling at them and spying on Nam's getting jealous and smirking again bc he made my friend furious
22:23
Dont wanna die young ya know
22:24
srly im so sad i cant be there
22:25
my penguins documentary is so boring
22:25
i kinda miss busan a lot bc of u now
22:25
I was wondering yesterday... Can i ask u something?
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anything jungkookie
22:27
How did u and Jimin-hyung met... i mean ur living in Seoul rn so i was wondering how... sorry if its personnal
22:28
oh
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well technically i was born in daegu but i moved to busan when i was like five or six i think?
22:30
its nothing original really, i just got transferred to a school in the middle of the year and ended up in jimins class
22:30
and it sounds so cliché but u know jimin, he was already a little fluff ball but other kids were like
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taking advantage of that and i kinda hate that
22:31
and we just became friends yknow?
22:31
i had to move to seoul in the middle of my studies cuz i didnt have a high enough ranking to choose busan so...
22:32
Wow u look like some hero in a manga thats so sweet of u. Both of u have a strong background thats so nice :)
And when u'll be a platypus-doctor will u come back to Busan?
22:33
haha u think? i mean, it seems pretty normal to me...
22:34
ive been thinking about it yeah
22:35
(coming back to busan i mean)
22:35
Its not normal for everyone i know people who got bullied but no one came to save them
Ow great thats cool
22:36
(Cool for Jimin i mean haha)
22:37
yeah i know people too but i know them cuz they were patients and theyd been beaten up yknow
22:38
still that doesnt mean it should be "normal"
22:38
its so not normal
22:39
how would u even react to it?
22:39
aaah im sorry u dont have to answer its kinda depressing
22:39
lets talk about busan instead if u want
22:40
No ur right its not normal, but u know whats normal? People, bad people i mean, and thats humanity
Dont worry im not a kid anymore i dont find it depressing its just life but if u dont wanna talk about it its fine
22:42
youre probably right...
22:43
thats kinda sad
22:43
its sad that someone like u can hold so much hate against people yknow
22:43
people r disappointing sometimes
22:44
more like, often
22:44
anyway...
22:44
aaah now im thinking about u and jiminie and my hyung and im homesick
22:45
Why r u homesick thinking about me hyung?
22:46
cuz im frustrated i got to meet u there but forgot about it
22:47
Dont be so sweet with me u'll make me think im worth being friend with u hyung, but anyway, this makes me so happy ur too kind and fuck bc i cant stop smiling now and me too i wanna see u
22:49
meet u i mean
22:49
Like for real
22:49
awww im glad if ur smiling jungkookie
22:50
youre worth it trust me
22:50
look im smiling too
22:51
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
22:51
i dont know when ill be able to come back to busan
22:51
its kinda difficult to have days off haha
22:52
but you definitely owe me a bowling night so i can learn how to do a strike (other than by pure luck lol)
22:52
Im looking forward to it ill be the best bowling teacher u'll ever have hahaha
22:54
And plz stop being so nice
22:54
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture
22:55
Okay so thats Namjoon he took this pic and sent it to u i thought it was a good idea to let him borrow my phone bc he wanted to take pics of the bartender
22:55
Im sorry!
22:55
And yes i forgot something
22:56
platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot
22:56
Now we're even
22:56
Well u can see that im smiling too
22:57
And fuck i do look like a kid ur right
22:57
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
22:58
awwwww u do look like a kid haha
22:58
sorry to tell u but thats the bunny smile, u cant do anything about it
22:59
dont apologize, just tell namjoon-ah im still waiting for the pics (u or the bartender, i take everything im not a difficult man)
22:59
just... why do always tell me to stop being nice?
23:01
im not being nice or anything i swear, im just me
23:01
The bunny smile? Whats this?
He says that he will send u pics later if u want but i do feel trolled bc i know he has pics of me on his phone, just dont exchange pics of me without paying me im warning u
U shouldnt be that nice to people, u'll be disappointed really quickly, i hope i wont disappoint u in the near future haha
Ur too cute hyung, dont want u to be hurt
23:03
the bunny smile? well thats ur smile dude i thought u knew
23:04
(tell namjoon-ah im waiting for him )
23:04
also... u think im too nice?
23:05
haha sorry thats just who i am i cant change that
23:05
id rather try and be hurt later rather than risk missing smth that couldve been amazing
23:06
and stop calling me cute, im older than u!
23:06
I didnt, who said that? Is it Yugyeom? I swear i'll kill him
(No i wont tell him)
Oh see, im not the only one who doesnt want to be called cute haha but i do not agree with what u said before, i dont think u being nice is worth the pain u'll suffer after but then dont mind my personnal dark vision of the world haha
23:08
hey calm down i never talked to yugyeom haha
23:09
its just
23:09
idk
23:10
that the first thing i thought when i saw ur smile
23:10
well, more like the second thing
23:10
the first one was "awwwwww"
23:11
also i figured ud be the kind to think that way...
23:11
but dont worry, i can be optimistic for two
23:11
Ow okay dont know what to say, thanks for giving a name to my smile? Fuck it sounds so cliché haha
23:13
Wow ur too kind, dont say that i will really begin to think like u
23:13
yeah it does sounds kinda cliché haha
23:14
sorry im weird... just forget about the bunny smile thing
23:14
well u ARE a platypus in training remember?
23:15
look u just sent 2 messages in a row!
23:15
I dont wanna forget about it hyung, i like it even if its cliché bc no one has ever said something like that
23:16
You do influence me without even being physically with me thats impressive
23:16
rly?
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and
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well, "rly?" applies to both ur messages haha
23:18
Yes, why r u surprised?
23:19
im surprised no one ever told u you have a cute smile and im surprised i can influence someone like u
23:19
Oh i forgot to tell u that i dont usually smile, maybe thats why hahaha
Yeah im surprised about that too
23:20
rlyyy???
23:21
why not?
23:21
Honestly? Nobody has ever been so nice to me and nice without wanting something in return and ur the only one making me smile so much i swear my cheeks hurt
23:20
i dont know if i should be proud or sad rn...
23:22
but i know u should smile more, u have a beautiful smile jungkook
23:23
Why would u be sad? Im not so dont be, plz i wont allow myself to make u feel sad
23:24
Ok thats nice
23:24
I mean, i dont know what to say ur so adorable
23:24
But ur the one making me smile so ur the cause of that smile
23:25
No forget that its weird
23:25
Dont want to to feel disgusted like yesterday
23:25
Noooo forget that too ure not supposed to knooow
23:25
Plz dont be mad
23:26
did jimin steal ur phone?
23:27
cuz i count 8 messages and a smiley???
23:27
haha srly ur so precious, i dont even want to go to sleep now
23:27
im not disgusted kookie, i was just surprised cuz i didnt expect that, but its a good 'surprised'
23:28
like, a reaaaally funny 'surprised'
23:28
ive been to medical school dude, nothing u can do can ever disgust me
23:28
plus ill never be mad for smth like that
23:29
Oh no dont tell me im keeping u from resting! Im so so sorry i just cant stop chatting with u when we start i dont get it that ur tired plz tell me if u want me to shut up i swear ill understand
23:31
okay now tell me what i have done so far bc ur too kind i dont understand im... why r u so kind? Or r u that kind to everyone? Yeah that must be it bc ur a future doctor sorry thats so obvious hahaha. Told u im not used to it
23:32
its fine, i start a little early tomorrow but im not tired anyway
23:33
but just... im not sure what ur trying to say here?
23:33
why dont u just want to accept the fact that someone is being nice to u?
23:34
i mean...
23:34
ur nice yourself, ur funny, i like chatting with u, whats wrong with that?
23:35
i dont expect anything, if u want us to stop talking we stop
23:35
but im not gonna stop being nice to u
23:35
so youll just have to learn to live with it dude
23:36
U sure im not bothering u with all this? I mean its not the coolest subject
Thanks for being so nice even if im not i dont know what to say
23:37
I dont want to stop talking to u hyung
But we will as soon as i find myself boring and bothering u dont want u to feel annoyed
23:38
u r
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NOT
23:38
bothering me
23:38
jeon jungkook
23:38
plz dont think u are
23:39
actually u should be the one complaining about me bothering u
23:39
im always sending u useless stuff
23:40
Dont insult me plz i do not answer to useless things hyung
23:41
dude, i copy/pasted u stuff from the platypus' wikipedia page
23:42
how do u call that if not useless?
23:42
What i call useless is u trying to tell me that i should be complaining
23:43
wait give me a sec
23:44
i need to find smth
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
23:46
ur gonna have to learn how to accept compliments!!!
23:46
Wait then ill find one too
23:47
Haha
23:47
Wait no forget it i changed my mind ur right i'll stop teasing u
23:50
aaah i give up
23:51
ill try some other day
23:51
how is namjoon-ah doing?
23:52
Ten minutes ago he went to the bathroom and he didnt come back plus, i dont see the bartender anywhere so i presume they r doing fine, both hehe
23:54
wow srly?
23:55
10mins is kinda long...
23:55
Oh no wait, the bartender is back
23:56
Alone
23:56
Red cheeks but he is not sweating or panting or heavy breathing
23:57
Damn im disappointed i thought they would do it
23:57
Have they just talked?
23:57
They suck
23:57
maybe they were just making out
23:58
how r they now?
23:58
shy glances?
23:58
suggestive glances?
23:59
no glances at all?
23:59
Hum, Namjoon is back and he is... not happy at all. Like :
00:00
He wants us to go
00:03
So i think something bad happened
00:04
Damn
00:04
WAT
00:05
namjoon-ah what did u do???
00:05
He doesnt want to speak about it, maybe he screwed up, he screws everything up anyway...
00:06
awww poor guy...
00:07
dont be too harsh with him hm?
00:07
We r gonna drink somewhere else that should be fine, i'll let u sleep thats better for u (the battery of my phone is down and its better bc drunk me is stupid) sweet dreams hyung
00:10
sure, i should probably get some rest anyway, i have like 5 hours of sleep left
00:11
enjoy the rest of ur evening jungkook-ah, good luck to ur friend!
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


DUDE
20:56
youll never guess what just happened wtf
20:56
I'm listening
21:50
min fucking yoongi just knocked on my door to ask if i had smth to eat and i said "uhhhhh" and he just came in and went straight to my fridge and stayed in my kitchen to eat im shook wth
21:53
Wow what a plottwist, is he still there? Was he looking at you? What is he wearing?
21:54
no he ate and said "thanks kim" and just left and
21:54
what do u mean what is he wearing wtf ?
21:54
Ow im disappointed
21:54
I only wanted details, details r important
21:55
diSAPpOINTED dude im hyperventilating here
21:55
how do u want me to remember what he was wearing?
21:55
idk like a red bomber and some jeans, yknow normal stuff
21:56
Yeah i thought something could happen between u two, like talking about music, being friends all that
Dont stress its just a man
21:57
no but u dont get it, stealing food is like
21:57
the first thing i did when he moved in
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thats MY thing
21:57
wat is that supposed to mean??
21:57
Excuse me if I sound like Yugyeom or Jimin-hyung but... u know what it means hyung
21:58
cmon no dont jimin me
21:58
it cant mean that
21:59
Plzzzzz let me 'Jimin hyung' you it's the perfect time tooooooo
21:59
but its min fucking yoongi it just
22:00
CANT
22:00
Why? What he has done to u until then is cute u know
22:00
yeah but
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why??
22:01
Okay lets settle everything down. Ur cute. Ur his neighbour. U were trolling him with ur cute smile and u kept paying attention to him (he is the type to live alone) i think he finds u AT LEAST interesting
22:04
yeah but
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wtf am i supposed to do?
22:10
Go talk to him, I think he will love having a normal conversation with u
22:12
u think?
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like
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right now?
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Yeah why not!
22:12
its just
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i dont know what to say
22:13
Hmmm me neither i dont know what u could say...
22:13
whatd u do if u were me?
22:13
nothing, but thats bc im me or here, ur u and i think just going to see him will do, maybe he is not the type to talk that much u'll understand urselves without
22:15
yeah, maybe ur right, maybe i should try...
22:15
ive been kinda bitchy with him after all
22:15
Fighting hyung u can do it!
22:16
kay now im even more confused
00:27
min yoongi is actually a nice person
00:27
im not surprised u know! tell me more what happened?
01:56
ur probably asleep by now
02:44
(or maybe not, u were up pretty late already)
02:44
but well
02:44
im not sure u want to hear about all the details u know, we just spent a couple of hours at his place and i realized we basically didnt know anything about each other
02:45
dude he didnt even know about my job, he thought i was a drug dealer with my weird schedule and all
02:45
AAHAHAHHAHA u a drug dealer? thats funny, im happy u spent a good time with him well i have nothing else to say, im happy for u :)
02:46
he showed me some equipment he has to make his music and made me record a few stuff to give it a try, thats so cool!
02:47
wait
02:47
why r u still up dont u have classes tomorrow?
02:47
Waw thats so badass and epic! im impressed iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
02:53
shit
02:55
sorry im tired
02:55
i gotta go to sleep hyung i was waiting for ur reply u kinda took time haha anyway
02:55
Sweet dreams, u'll tell me more tomorrow (today?)
02:56
what?
02:56
noooo why did u wait!
02:56
mark hyung called me for an emergency around midnight, im just back home actually, u shouldnt have waited for me jungkookie!
02:57
get some sleep and good luck for tomorrow, im sorry i kept u up so late, really...
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


Nooo dont be sorry i had some work to finish and i really wanted to know what could have happened between u two, i hope ur emergency went well
06:00
oh right, still working on that project? how is it going?
07:04
i finished it this morning in fact, im relieved i could do what i intended to... about this project, i told u she agreed on helping me? well in return i helped her for her personal project thats what took me all night plus im thinking on thanking her i dont know what to do...
07:45
yeah, u did tell me she agreed for u to draw her?
07:47
i thought the project was in groups of two haha, didnt think she had her own project to do as well, what was it about?
07:47
did everything went well for both of u?
07:48
Yeah i drew her (in fact i did four drawings thats why we kept going out to different places everyday) and she wanted to make a wall full of pictures of different places (and the result is beautiful) so our projects fit each other well
07:50
wow thats so sweet, u guys r very creative!
07:51
as long as ur satisfied with the result its worth it
07:51
so u said u wanted to thank her, have any ideas?
07:51
No its not that creative everyone does that its just that we had to try to do better
Yeah thats what i said but idk what to do shes done so much
07:53
dunno, seems creative to me... but im not soooo much of an artist so
07:54
hmm... do u know what she likes? like, idk music or did she mention some activities she prefers?
07:54
Im not giving her any present
07:54
Or should i?
07:55
How can u thank someone?
07:55
Thats strange to give her something... we barely know each other
07:56
wow thats kinda straightforward haha
07:57
i wasnt thinking about giving her a present but dunno
07:57
maybe u can just take her to some nice place, for u guys to relax after all that work
07:58
like, watch a movie or go ice skating, something cliché like that
07:58
but, i mean, it didnt become a cliché for no reason, girls obviously like that kind of things
07:58
or if u did 4 drawings of her that all follow a theme maybe u can try to do a fifth and give it to her, thats not exactly a present but its meaningful yknow
07:59
Wow dont know if i can do that
08:01
All that
08:01
No i wont thats too strange
08:02
its not strange jungkookie its what people do
08:04
whats strange is to dress like a cop and perform a strip tease in front of ur best friend
08:04
No u dont have the right to bring that subject again, nevertheless shes not Yug i just cant go out like that with her its awkward and
08:05
NO
08:05
well what do u want me to say then?
08:06
idk, its not like u could just go see her tomorrow and french kiss her thank you right?
08:06
that, btw, would be awkward
08:07
or not i dont know what u art students do but whatever
08:07
anyway, asking a girl out is not awkward jungkookie, especially not when its something as innocent as going to watch a movie together
08:07
Okay ill try but just bc i want to thank her okay? U think she will like it to go out with me for no reason? I mean its strange isnt it?
08:08
dude
08:09
u 2 get along right?
08:09
and u think shes pretty right?
08:09
and u did some cliché art stuff like drawing each other and taking pictures of each other right?
08:10
also ur u and ur handsome and ur the typical shy and awkward shonen hero that is miraculously good at everything he does
08:10
i dont see how anyone could DISLIKE going out with u
08:10
even if its just as friends, its just about having a good time yknow, no pressure
08:10
Okay stop. She is cute, but im not what u say i am and she isnt a crush and i dont want her to be... but anyway i said ill do it, why not, and u seem to be confident, it could go well ur better than me with relationships so ill trust u here
08:12
"shes not a crush and u dont want her to be" what does that even mean?
08:13
u want to just be friends with her is that it?
08:13
dont try to make me go out with her thats what it means there are no feelings
08:14
u know im in seoul right?
08:15
i cant exactly make u do anything
08:15
its fine if u just want to be friends too
08:16
also i still think my drawing idea was a good idea
08:16
yeah ur right
08:17
u think i should draw her? but thats romantic
08:18
dont wanna be romantic to her
08:18
u do realize that u just did a fucking project based on drawing her?? how come THAT is not romantic too then?
08:19
we r art students, this is not romantic, we draw naked people
08:20
beg ur pardon?
08:20
i didnt
08:21
u didnt what?
08:21
draw someone naked
08:22
or been naked
08:22
unless in front of yugyeom-ah
08:23
(im sorry dude thats gonna stick to u forever now)
08:23
anyway
08:24
if ur an art student that apparently doesnt care about drawing naked people, than why is it a problem to draw a friend?
08:24
i mean...
08:24
hey u drew ur friend namjoon right?
08:25
how is that different?
08:25
NOOOOOOO did u really think we did that strip tease... like full strip tease? Nooo erk thats so... no no no
08:27
okay u got me there i dunno what to say
08:27
i just dont want it to be awkward since i dont know her personally
08:28
honestly? i really dont want to know
08:29
glad to hear u didnt go too far though
08:29
whatever, i dont know what else to say, i dont know anything about that girl so...
08:30
Well i wont full strip in front of anyone u gotta deserve it
I'll stop bothering u with this im sorry i dont know why im saying all that im such a kid haha plus u dont fully understand the situation and all im sooorry
08:32
look
08:33
i dont mind helping
08:33
but u have to explain things to me, not just "i need help what can i do"
08:34
u gotta give me some context
08:34
u know what? Tonight ill tell u if she accepted to go out with me and we'll talk about it if u want
u working?
08:35
kay deal
08:36
im working all night so ill probably have some "free time" if u can call it that
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
00:50
iM_gOd*1203* took a screenshot.
01:37
wow now u seem pretty confident
01:37
u think? Hey did u just screenshot me killing u?
02:45
apparently so
02:53
why did u kill me in the first place?
02:53
im heartbroken, do u hate me that much?
02:53
Nooooo i dont why would i? Ur so cute and i only send weird selcas to u (and by weird i mean all types of weirdness)
02:55
i was joking but its always nice to hear that u dont really hate me haha
03:23
anyway how was ur date-not-date with lady park jimin, how did u handle the awkwardness?
03:24
Oh im relieved
It went very well, better than i thought it would
03:27
so watching a movie and eating together hm? i told u it was smth common
03:28
what about the "thanking her" thing?
03:28
Yeah it was very nice and warm i felt "normal" for once it was cool thats thanks to you so thank you hyung
Im still thinking about it maybe ill take her to one place i spotted, she likes rails and trains i would like to do a photoshoot what do u think?
03:30
im glad u had a great time kookie ;)
03:31
oh thats so cool, photoshoots r always fun!
03:31
ah but u said u didnt have a camera? :/
03:32
Thanks!
Yes well, she has one so ill use hers if she lets me...
03:34
oh of course, if she has one thats fine too
03:34
wait, r u still with her rn???
03:34
Well since it was late i told her it was fine to crash at my place (cause finally we ate here) so she is sleeping on my couch and im sitting on my little sofa incapable of closing one eye haha dont laugh im scared
03:35
wat?!!!!
03:35
haha ur so cute srly
03:36
take deep breaths okay shes not going to eat u in ur sleep
03:36
This is the first time someone else is here, someone who is not Yug or Nams idk what to do anyway im gonna let u work thats not important
03:37
if shes sleeping theres not much u can do dude
03:38
beside sleeping too of course
03:38
also i dont mind talking, ive been given some paper work to do and thats annoying as shit
03:38
Yeah ur right
Fighting hyung!
03:39
thanks!
03:40
u go to sleep, dont want u to look like a zombie when ur friend wakes up ;)
03:40
Okay, see ya hyung :)
03:41

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iM_gOd*1203*, chimchim_busan1


JIMINIE
10:23
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
10:23
im sorry i wanted to stay awake til midnight to send u something but i fell alseep and i got late this morning and i didnt have any free time til now
10:23
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
10:23
sorry its a lousy gift, i promise ill make it up to u next time
10:24
its such an old pic u were blonde back then
10:24
also just kidding i have a better gift, i asked jin hyung to find this pic he took a few years ago
10:25
(even older but i really love it)
10:25
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
10:25
ull have the printed version with the note thatll make u cry written on the back next time i see u right?
10:26
im really sorry i cant be there, i hope jackson hyung will give u a non-sexual hug for me
10:26
love u jiminie, happy birthday again!
10:27
awwwwwwwwwwww taetae dont do this to meeeeee
10:32
u know how much i wanna hug u now? taetae ur the best i love u so much
10:32
thank u thank u thank u i dont know if i deserve a friend like u ur so cute so cute so adorable u make me melt
10:33
plz rest and work well my love and awww love the selfie im sooo dying rn
10:33
and that pic is so beautiful why r u doing this to me im crying, i swear i am and my colleagues think its bc ive acid in my eyes
10:34
okay just wait im taking a plane to Seoul and kidnap u back here my lovely taetae
10:34
wait ill show u something
10:35
chimchim_busan1 sent a picture
10:36
found this veeery old pic of us yesterday when i was thinking that u wouldnt be there
10:36
taetae come baaaaaaack
10:36
nooooo now im crying too why did u do this???
10:37
honestly i wouldnt even be mad at u if u actually took a plane here to kidnap me back home...
10:37
plz do it sounds like a plan
10:38
aaaah i miss u so much jiminie, ull come see me soon right? just for a few days
10:38
i didnt think id say that someday but i actually miss high school...
10:38
i miss being able to hug u just for no reason yknow
10:39
i miss hugs, no one hugs me here and no one is you
10:39
but i shouldnt be the one complaining, its ur birthday and im not even here with u
10:40
im so so so sorry jiminie...
10:40
i hope jackson hyung and hobi hyung have prepared something awesome, u deserve so much more than me being sorry
10:41
but i really really love you, you know that right? more than anything
10:41
youll think about me a little when ull blow the candles right?
10:41
taeeeeeee i love u so much how can u be so cute ur words r the best gift i could ever get, even if ur not there ur in my heart im always thinking about u bc ur the brother i have always wanted ur the best, my saviour i wanna hug u so much rn i swear im leaving the lab
10:42
we will call and skype tonight u gotta be with us or i wont celebrate it
10:42
i swear
10:43
man dont apologize, NEVER to me i love u i love u, and i know u love me, i feel it even if ur so far
10:43
10:44
why did this turned out to be so dramatic? thats so not us taetae
10:44
chimchim_busan1 sent a picture
10:45
ur too cute for ur own good jiminie seriously how do u even survive without me?
10:46
wait give me a sec
10:46
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
10:48
i know ur working rn i dont want to hold u for too long and mark hyung is gonna need me soon...
10:48
but we skype tonight, promise!
10:49
i love you jiminie, take care okay?
10:49
also i know jackson hyung has prepared something adorable for ur birthday but promise me u wont cry too much okay?
10:49
talk to you later jiminie, looooots of hugs
10:50
wow i feel so blessed having u and Jackson in my life i dont deserve u ur tooooo cute for me ur spoiling me so much
10:52
10:52
Kim Taehyung i luv u so much ur an angel i hope nobody is eating u out there or i'll kill them
10:53
see ya tonight i just cant wait
10:53
taetaeeee i love u and ur coming here for chrismas so we will celebrate ur birthday together i dont care about ur job u come
10:54
say hi to Mark-hyung from me
10:54

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iM_gOd*1203*, chimchim_busan1


hey jiminie u busy?
18:42
i kinda need to talk to u about smth
18:42
i need advice
18:42
hey my sweet taetae
18:44
plz call me im driving
18:44
it will be easier for me to help my bestie
18:45



Taehyung: [calling: Jiminie <3]

Jimin: [incoming call: Taetae <3]

Jimin: [picks up] Hey Taetae what's up?

Taehyung: Remember Min Yoongi?

Jimin: Wait let me put you on speaker, I'll be here for you in a minute. [10 seconds later] Okay let's go, yeah I remember.

Taehyung: I think I've been flirting with him without noticing.

Jimin: Owww now that's really interesting, tell me more Taehyungie what made you think that all of a sudden?

Taehyung: I don’t know, I mean... I used to think that he was being like that with me because I was bothering him, you know, acting all indifferent and all... But I think he was just being shy actually.

Jimin: Yeah nothing new here boy, you gotta be more specific, what did you want advice about?

Taehyung: I don't know it's weird, this kind of things usually happens to you you know! We just spent a couple of hours at his place and everytime I say something he blushes and it's so not discreet because he has a very pale skin you know, and he says cute things but it's awkward but it makes it even cuter you know, which is weird because he kinda seems angry at everything...

Jimin: Aww that's so sweet you have that impact on him it's so tsundere I lo- Yugyeom stop hitting Jungkook so much he is gonna have bruises on his shoulder and he seems angry enough to kill you just why are you acting like that? [pause] Sorry Taetae I'm with our two kids here and they are acting weird please don't mind them. Anyway what was I saying? Oh why don't you ask him on a date? Maybe you could have fun together?

Taehyung: But that’s what I’m trying to tell you! I mean, for the past week I’ve been spending quite a few evenings with him and we usually just hang out at his place and we do have fun actually... Well, more like I have fun and he's just being himself. Nevermind, the point is that now that I look back at it it kinda looked like dates? Fuck Jiminie at first I didn’t even mean it like that, it’s just that I’ve been talking with-... Wait you said you were with Jungkook and Yugyeom?

Jimin: Yeah I do understand you well, I mean I'm your best bestie don't underestimate me. Well what I wanna say here is, can't you get to the point? You wanted some advice and you're just telling me what you've been telling me last week without noticing you were kinda dating him. Look Taetae I haven't got so much time, I would love to speak about your dates all night you know me but dance class starts soon so... [whispers] Yugyeom what have you done to him?

Taehyung: I don't know, I don't want things to be awkward between us cause, you know, he literally lives on the other side of my bedroom's wall, but it's been kinda nice spending time with him, I don't want to stop... I mean, it's cool to have someone in Seoul I can spend time with. Not that I don't like spending time with Mark, it's just that when we do it's usually because of work. And he feels kinda lonely too, I don't know what to do here... Wait, you didn't answer my question but, are Jungkook and Yugyeom really here?? I don't hear anyone besides you...

Jimin: So if I sum it up ur asking me if you should date that Yoongi guy of not? [pause] Yes yes they are, bus traffic problems so I picked them up but that's not important right now and they won't disturb us anymore cause they are on their phones, kids these days.

Taehyung: Well, no I'm not ask-... [pause] Yeah that's what I'm asking. [pause] But, no it's not! I mean it's too soon, how the fuck can you say that? [pause] I'm sorry, I shouldn't yell at you, I've just been kinda tired lately, I don't really think straight, I don't want to screw things up... Also, say hi to Yugyeom-ah and Jungkookie for me right? [pause] Oh wait, you said you're on speaker didn't you? [louder] Hi guys!

Jimin: Don't be sorry I understand you've been working a lot, plus feelings are always messy, well just follow your heart and start things slowly, just be yourself and it will go very smoothly don't worry. Wait. [pause]

Yugyeom: [covering Jungkook's voice] Hi!

Taehyung: [laughs] You're probably right... You're always right about that kind of things, how do you do that? I don't know, I'll try not to change anything and just let things happen and see what's next, it's probably for the best, I don't want to force anything, it's already a miracle we kinda sort of became friends so quickly? Anyway, thank you Jiminie, I won't hold you much longer, I still have some boring stuff to do... I'll let you know what happens right?

Jimin: Okaaaaay do not forget to keep me updated you little kiddo, I'll always be there, and just be yourself you'll be happier that's how it works, do not pretend to be someone else. I'll call you tonight after dance practice, you'll be working?

Taehyung: That's really not my style to act like someone I'm not. [laughs] Yeah, you can call me tonight, I'll be at home, I just have a few files to work on. I miss you Jiminie, have fun at practice boys!

Jimin: Me toI miss you so much Taetae let's talk tonight then! Bye!
[ends the call]



iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


hey why was yugyeom hitting u?
18:53
Hi again hyung how r u doing? U said u were tired i hope ull take some rest soon dont mind our little fight i was just playing on my phone and Yug wanted to get my attention haha anyway, i was kinda surprised u know ur voice is so beautiful i understand why Yoongi-hyung wanted to record it
18:53
dont worry about me, its just a pretty busy period, beginning of the school year and all, im fine
18:53
oh u think?
18:54
thank u
18:54
i mean, i always thought my voice didnt suit my face haha
18:54
but thank u
18:54
i wish i heard yours too though
18:54
Do not thank me i haven't said anything, anyway, ill let u work bc i have to go, do not overwork urself plz and good luck with Yoongi-hyung im sure u'll be a sweet couple
18:55
oh
18:56
hum, thanks...?
18:56
but really were not there yet yknow
18:56
i dont know actually, i dont have neaaaarly enough experience in the field of dating to say
18:57
u must really not care about that, im sorry my conversation with jiminie probably bothered u haha
18:57
anyway, have fun at practice, do ur best!
18:57


iwannafuckthefloor, platypus_is_weakness97


Did he say Taetae as in Taehyung?
18:45
Jungkook is that him??
18:46
Like, THE him?
18:46
WTF how did u forget to tell me about that voice???
18:46
That
18:46
Voice
18:46
Is
18:46
18:46
WOW
18:47
okay stop hitting me Jimin-hyung saw us
18:48
and stop being such a fangirl i didnt know either im as shook as u
18:48
damn thats so sexy not like ur voice anyway
18:48
How do u want me to sTOP FANGIRLING?
18:48
I mean, I dont care about my voice its a normal voice
18:48
But that
18:48
THAT
18:48
Its just ear porn
18:49
Just imagine what hed sound like when...
18:49
Well
18:50
According to the red on ur cheeks u got what i meant
18:50
ur so stupid
18:50
but so smart
18:50
what do u want me to say, da fuck is wrong with this guy?
18:51
Da fuck is wrong with u u mean?
18:51
I thought he was talking about u but apparently not so much, whats with this Yoongi guy, why didnt u tell me about it?
18:51
his neighbour, we started to tease him, well it seems like they r gonna end up fucking
18:52
dis is so cliché it makes me wanna puke rainbows
18:52
Awwwww he just called u Jungkookie thats so cuuuuute
18:52
thats not cute its just him being him, told u he was a kid in an adults body
18:53
like his face and his voice
18:53
he is so cute he is actually asking me why u were hitting me bc he thinks ur being hard on me
18:53
he doesnt know we r talking about how his sexy voice could sound when hes moaning
18:53
pooor kid
18:53
Man you are so far gone
18:54
Just go fuck Park Jimin to make him understand what hes missing on
18:54
Although according to his to-be-damned voice its more like youre missing on something here
18:54
Yeah well, understand him: actual sex or weird phone masturbating thing? id certainly loose to someone being his fucking neighbour
18:55
plus i dont wanna win anyway
18:55
and plz dont talk about Jimin, i'd rather fuck YOU and u know none of us want that to happen
18:55
Erk please dont make me throw up???
18:56
Also just sayin, Id have phone sex with that guy ANYTIME
18:56
It wouldnt even be called phone sex, just
18:56
Phone u know
18:57
The voice does all the work for u
18:57
well i have to agree with u on this
18:57
How is EVERYONE in Jimin hyungs circle so hot anyway?
18:57
Thats statistically impossible
18:58
well ur part his circle too but ur NOT hot Yug
18:58
Want me to take off my clothes again and prove u wrong?
18:59
Ow yeah lets do this tonight, i bet u wont be as good as u were last time Yug oppa
18:59
Deal
18:59

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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


i was wondering
21:37
there was this kid at the er this morning, called namjoon
21:37
reminded me of u friend
21:38
in the end did u know what happened the other day?
21:38
Hello hyung how r u tonight? I hope ur resting,
We were out for a drink yesterday night after my part time job and we talked about life and all that like always, he looked «normal» to me and when I asked him about that day he just said «if you want your relationship to work u gotta be honest with the other. Lying isnt good» as if i was stupid. But maybe it was related idk
21:45
yeah I can rest now, i came home a few minutes ago, how bout u?
21:46
oh, thats a pretty mature thought
21:46
true, too, i guess...
21:47
i hope everything settled down for him
21:47
Yeah im home too thanks for asking
21:48
Its true yes, of corse it is
21:48
Yeah me too but dont worry about him he eventually gets everything he wants
21:49
"of course it is" u seem 100% convinced about that
21:50
Yeah im sorry maybe i sounded dark or something but u cant have a good relationship with someone if there are lies behind, unsaid things or thoughts... but im not objective here excuse me haha
21:51
u do realize that our entire relationship is basically based on unsaid things?
21:52
why would u not be objective?
21:52
Thats not the same and what do u want us to say that we havent already said?
21:55
dunno, but i still have no idea what happened the night i met you
21:56
Me neither in fact, anyway, how r u doing with Yoongi-hyung?
21:57
im gonna pretend that im absolutely not hurt by this complete change of conversation
21:58
so hm, idk, good i suppose?
21:59
what sort of answer do u expect here, i rly dont know what I should say...
21:59
Well sorry that was the first thing i thought about bc, u know, i wanted to avoid the previous conversation but if u dont wanna talk about it then its fine im happy both of u r good :)
22:01
its not that i dont want to talk about it, its just that there isnt much to say... i really didnt think i could get along so well with him, hes so locked up on himself, its just kinda nice to see that he starts feeling safe enough so we can have some good time together
22:03
just, why did u want to avoid the first conversation?
22:03
haha
22:04
i dont know why im asking u probably wont want to answer that either
22:04
Wow thats so cool he can open up to you i know its hard so seeing him doing it thanks to you is great. U have a positive effect on people thats amazing, i hope ull be very good friends im so happy for both of u, ur so sweet
22:06
No ill answer
22:06
Its bc its too embarrassing for me, i prefer to forget what my drunk self does, u know u said it was cool i could drink without thinking about the consequences. But u know, drinking and remembering everything i did is a curse
22:09
being told that i have a positive effect on people is kinda
22:10
the best compliment yknow
22:11
thank you
22:11
and im sure ur exaggerating, from what ive seen ur drunk self is just as adorable as ur sober self
22:12
No dont thank me ive done nothing but bother u with unsaid things and all plz haha
22:14
U think? Haha no the pb is not here
22:15
whats the problem then?
22:16
Maybe its that i talk too much when im drunk and i dont like talking
22:20
Talking about myself i mean
22:21
Thats why i dont want to talk about this anyway, makes me uncomfortable to speak about me
22:21
Okay im sorry im boring and annoying uve just came back from work and
22:22
Im sorry
22:22
r you alright jungkookie?
22:23
i mean, its a shame u dont want to talk about urself, im sure a lot of people would like to get to know you better (myself include) but i understand it can be difficult, i mean it mustve already been difficult telling me everything uve told me so far
22:23
Hyung arent u going to get mad at me at some point? Cause im annoying, even i can see that
22:24
Ur just being cute and sweet and so cool its unfair
22:24
i probably will if ur trying to be annoying on purpose, just saying
22:25
but so far no
22:26
im not mad
22:26
Thank u i promise i wont bother u with this anymore
22:27
oh
22:29
okay, i guess
22:29
its not like i could make u change ur mind about anything though
22:30
Why r u saying this i dont understand?
22:31
nothing its not important
22:32
Oh okay ill let u rest then, good night hyung
22:34
good night jungkookie, sweet dreams
22:35
(i never really asked if i could call u 'jungkookie'... well ur drunk self agrees and its a little late anyway, but is that okay with u?)
22:35
Yes u can i like it when u do so plz dont stop
22:37
Good night
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


Hey good morning hyung! Hope im not disturbing u! Well im out with Jimin (the girl not ur best friend) and wish me good luck cause if i can do this without hiding behind a tree its thanks to u haha
10:45
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
10:45
hey, i hope everything was okay with lady jimin, sorry i couldnt bring any moral support i was kinda busy
18:57
Good evening, i hope everthing went well during work im sorry i cant really know when ur working and when ur not so i randomly send u messages haha
It was very good in fact, she is amazing like how can a cute and shy little girl change that much when she is being taken pictures of or drawn? Well i shouldnt be surprised bc ur face is real cuteness and ur voice is hot as fuck so ur kinda the same
22:45
FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID PLZ
22:45
yeah i dont really know when im working either yknow
22:46
but its always nice to see ur messages once im done
22:46
im glad u had fun though, ull have to show me some of the pics im really curious now!
22:46
also... u think my voice is hot as fuck? now now, why would i want to forget that?
22:46
Haha well i feel the same, its really relaxing to chat with u after a long day hyung
22:47
Yeah we had ill send u some pics during the weekend i promise
22:48
Because u dont care?
22:48
Because u dont want to know that?
22:48
Because its strange?
22:48
hmmm... its fine, its not like it was a bad thing, its kind of a compliment actually
22:49
well, i think?
22:49
did u mean that as a compliment?
22:49
(on a side note im not sure talking with me is "relaxing" but thanks ^^)
22:49
I swear chatting with u is one of the best moments i get in a day dont think otherwise plz
and yes i meant it as a compliment cause, you've not heard me but i don't have such a deeeeep and sexy voice
22:50
yeah i didnt hear u but i heard yugyeom pretty well haha, he has a cute voice
22:50
anyway i didnt know i had such a deep voice?? i dont speak that much in the end i think?
22:51
Indeed he has haha
Nobody has EVER told u that? Not even Jimin-hyung? U don't speak? What does it mean?
22:52
idk, he said i have a "soothing voice" dont know how to interprete that...
22:52
its not that i dont speak, its just that when i do its mostly with people im familiar with and so they dont really pay attention to my voice i suppose?
22:52
yoongi hyung said i should probably take up singing as a hobby haha but i could never do that
22:53
Oh okay, well i understand, maybe u should listen to Yoongi-hyung and sing a little im sure it could be great if u dont mind it
22:53
idk i just sing in my car when im stuck in traffic
22:54
ah now i wonder what ur voice sounds like
22:54
What do u usually sing? :)
Oh just not like urs that's for sure haha
22:54
lately some ed sheeran mostly...
22:55
i should call u someday to hear it, so i can put a voice on ur messages when i read them
22:55
Oh which one? Love this singer!
Oh plz dont tell me that i havent processed the fact that i could associate ur messages to ur voice yet
22:55
shape of you is nice, but i basically have a full playlist with random songs
22:56
what is there to process??
22:56
It is indeed i love the rhythm haha so u like all type of songs?
Oh nothing really just the fact that u have a fucking hot voice i wish i could delete it from my mind because, u know, ur profile pic is already something thats not nice hahaha
22:56
its more like if i like smth i dont mind the style
22:57
want me to change it?
22:57
Okay :)
Hmmm let me think
22:57
i let u choose the new pics style if u want
22:58
i have to go for about an hour, tell me what u decided when i get back
22:58
see ya later kookie!
22:58
See u later hyung
22:59
so what did u decide?
00:07
platypus_is_weakness97 sent a picture.
00:09
This one
00:09
iM_gOd*1203* changed his profile picture.
00:10
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT ?! Okay im gonna laugh for hours thanks to u hahahaha
00:10
hey its the most accurate drawing of me ive ever seen dude
00:10
Thank u haha but im sure i could do better if i could actually draw u
00:11
rly u could do that?
00:11
must be so difficult to draw actual people
00:11
Well i could but it wouldnt be as beautiful as the original haha
It is yes but i love challenges
00:11
wow u must be really talented
00:12
i mean the platypus doctor was enough to impress me anyway
00:12
The platypus doctor is really nothing dont be that impressed over nothing haha
Anyway I gotta go to sleep, good night hyung
00:12
i did tell u that i draw like a preschooler didnt i?
00:12
kay jungkook-ah, sleep well!
00:13
Damn ur so sweet hyung, Thanks
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
20:17
even the "but im working early tomoroooow~" wasnt enough to convice him
20:17
platypus_is_weakness97 took a screenshot.
20:18
Plz dont mind the screenshot, ill need it to prouve a point haha
20:18
Anyway enjoy ur meal with him! And if ur too tired just refuse; i dont want u to be tired
20:19
what sort of point would that be?
20:20
Nothing really just showing how cute u r to Yug that's all
20:20
anyway why is he in Seoul, i mean, he works here in Busan right?
20:21
oh, alright
20:21
i guess?
20:22
whatever
20:22
yeah he does, he just comes by every few months or so to see if im not
20:22
dunno, starving to death or anything
20:23
Yeah sounds like him haha
20:23
wait how do u even know him btw?
20:24
Well
20:24
u remember the bartender?
20:24
that's him
20:25
yeah no i know what he does for a living thanks but wh
20:25
oh wait
20:25
u mean ur friend namjoons bartender?????
20:25
Yeah that bartender yes
20:26
kay im gonna need to have a word with ur friend namjoon
20:26
like
20:27
asap
20:27
also give me a sec ill be right back
20:27
oh okay
20:27
since he didnt want to give me namjoons number can u please tell him for me that im keeping an eye on him and that hed better not fuck up?
20:29
plz?
20:29
Ok ill tell him he probably will be pleased to hear that haha
20:30
hmm, sure, dont know why hed be particularly pleased to hear that but ok
20:30
Maybe i should leave u alone with him? Dont wanna disturb u both
20:31
hm no its fine were just walking home and hes started defending himself by telling me about how cute ur friend namjoon is
20:32
Yeah but maybe u wanna spend the evening (or night) with him and not me haha...?
20:33
right
20:33
just
20:34
u CANT possible mean what i think u mean here right?
20:35
What am i meaning that is not already obvious?
20:35
wait
20:35
what do u think is happening here?
20:35
If he bought the flight to come and see you i should leave you alone no? Thats what im thinking
20:36
And what im thinking too is that maybe he wants sex bc u know, its been a whole month
20:36
EW
20:37
DUDE
20:37
DONT JOKE WITH THAT THATS GROSS
20:37
SRLY THATS MY HYUNG UR TALKING ABOUT
20:37
just
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ewwwww
20:38
Ow
20:38
Im sorry
20:38
Didnt know
20:38
Im sorry
20:38
Really
20:38
Im sorry hyung
20:38
WTF DID U THINK??
20:39
plz tell me u didnt think jinnie was my boYFRIEND?
20:39
thats so
20:39
ew!
20:39
Wait, how could i have guessed?!
20:40
Do u think every friend i have is my brother? I mean its not natural
20:41
Anyway im sorry again
20:41
yeah no sure when u put it that way
20:42
but still
20:43
i mean
20:43
i thought u knew, hoseok hyung knows him, jimin knows him of course... ive sent u a pic of him before havent I?
20:43
Well im not the type to speak about the potential brother of the person im chatting with bc we've met in a party but we were too drunk to remember who we were
20:44
Sorry
20:44
Im joking here
20:44
But u understand i could have never guessed
I dont really speak to Hoseok-hyung
20:45
Nor Jimin-hyung
20:45
So
20:45
well
20:46
yeah
20:46
sorry i shouldve told u
20:46
u couldnt have known
20:47
and im sornsjsbqshsvsh
20:47
Hey there Jungkookiiiiie~
20:47
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
20:48
Hope everything's okay in Busan, say hi to Namjoonie for me if you see him!
20:48
hey its taehyung again
20:48
seems like people love stealing my phone
20:49
Oh hi pink unicorn brother! Well i was texting him and he now thinks ur ... u know. It's gonna be hard to talk to him tonight i guess haha
20:50
U don't have Yugyeom
20:51
no thats for s
20:53
Hey it's Jin agaiiin~
20:53
Does Namjoon still think i'm Taehyungie's boyfriend?
20:53
forget about that
20:54
its taehyung again
20:54
sorry were probably bothering u, excuse my hyung
20:54
No no problem really ur funny, both of you
20:56
Tell him he probably went to sleep thinking that u wernt brothers im sorry, my fault
20:56
Ill talk to him tomorrow i promess
20:56
nah its fine i can already see him texting something along the lines of "taehyung is my baby brother plz dont lose interest in meeeeee" all in uppercase and full of pink hearts yknow
20:57
aaaaanyway...
20:57
lets try to forget about that
20:58
how r u doing jungkookie?
20:58
Oh good then haha
20:59
Fine like always and u?
20:59
im good, its kinda nice to have jin hyung at home
21:02
(now i can say that and u wont find it weird right? ;))
21:02
Awww im so happy for you, idk how it feels to have a bro but it seems nice
21:03
(Ahahaaha plz don't try me hyung)
21:03
Anyway, I'll have to leave you im tired and tomorrow is the day of the results of our project so i'm kinda stressed and u know i get sleepy when i am so wish me good luck i'll update and tell u if i won or not! Good night hyung, and hyung's hyung :)
21:04
oh right, its tomorrow!
21:06
good luck jungkookie, its gonna be okay dont worry, ur the best ;)
21:06
were gonna watch a movie (i dont even remember when was the last time i watched a movie???) so if u need to talk ill still be there for a while haha
21:07
stay strong tomorrow, get some rest
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iM_gOd*1203*, iwannafuckthefloor


iwannafuckthefloor sent you a friend request.
20:28
iM_gOd*1203* accepted your request.
20:29
Hello Taehyung, I'm Yugyeom, Jungkook's friend. Don't be surprised if I'm not being very polite to you. You have to know what happened today because Kook probably won't tell you anything. And he will act like nothing happened, he is the king of liars. I don't have to brainstorm you about that fucking Park Jimin girl, you know he worked with her and they went on multiple dates together bc someone (guess who?) told him it could be fun. Well, at first he didn't believe you but you know, he gets kinda naive when he trusts people. And he became what he always refused to be: a fool. This morning they gave us the results for the project. First one is him of course, second one is that bitch with her wall (even though it's so obvious she couldn't have done it alone). Jungkook thought it could be a good idea to thank her again and give her something (probably ur idea, don't know what it was but she threw it away in front of him) bc he is the first but he drew her so it's her reward too. Anyway, all our class was gathered and he approached her, all shy and awkward bc some people were staring, I swear I could see he didn't want to do that but maybe someone he trusts told him it would be okay (guess who Taehyung?). And now, I'm gonna tell you her exact words, words I can't get out of my mind and with that there will be two (three in fact, with Jungkook) of us suffering :
« Jeon you really think you are worth the first prize? I did everything! You're so arrogant, just bc you are Jeon Jungkook, the golden student, you think you can have everything you want? Jeon, you should be ashamed of yourself, ive seen what u r really capable of. You invited me and asked me to sleep at your place but we barely knew each other i was terrified and u were on ur phone all night not wanting to sleep, like u were checking on me ewww and the morning u kicked me out at 7am! Plus, what a flat, i would rather be homeless than live in there. You are gross, your friendship with Yugyeom is disgusting and your gift sucks. Im a girl not a child, what were you thinking? We were just going out for work, studies if you prefer and you kissed me out of nowhere (of course he didnt she wass lying but she was lying from the beginning as you can see), and fuck, you're so creepy. What was it? First time u spent time with a girl? So when you see a girl you can't control your hormones? What an animal. Yeah animal, that could explain ur strange addiction to platypuses, you are disgusting really you should listen to your father... »
I didn't let her finish what she was trying to say and I slapped her. I was furious because I knew, I knew she had broken something. Kook was the first one to stop me. He wasn't even hurt, he was just smiling. Smiling like he was making fun of himself. He said « No leave her alone, she is right im too confident, I made a mistake I shouldn't have listened to him. » Guess who is the 'him' ?
You know what? I hate you so much, that's your fault. You made him think people weren't a disappointment, you made him trust someone other than himself. And because I can't exactly hit her again (first time was already out of line but yknow), I'll yell at you. He doesn't trust me as much as i trust him, and that's hurtful you know? But what is worse is that he trusted you and not me, and now he is hurt. Or maybe I am? Cause I lost to a fucking platypus? I lost to someone he has never seen except for when he was drunk?
Now I'm at the police station I will probably be expelled for a short time and Kook will be alone in that class. That bitch was offered a job as a model and he is being insulted by everyone, humiliated. You know why I'm telling u all this? I want you to leave him alone, I'd almost want to let him freeze, become cold again it would be for the best. Do not play with his feelings like you care because you don't and your in fucking Seoul you will never be there for him. Not like me.
I hate you Taehyung. I hate you because I know that now, he hates what he used to love so much: photography.
20:44
im not gonna try to apologize because thats probably not want you want to hear right now
21:07
just know that i never ever meant to hurt jungkook
21:07
thank you for telling me yugyeom-ssi
21:08
Well, too bad then because you did hurt him Taehyung
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iM_gOd*1203*, chimchim_busan1


hey jiminie
22:03
can u send me a cheer-me-up selfie?
22:03
plzzz?
22:03
chimchim_busan1 sent a picture
22:10
u okay taetae?
22:10
awww u still have that hoodie?
22:12
thank u jiminie
22:12
im fine, its okay, just feeling a little down...
22:12
some not-so-pleasant situations rn
22:13
jin hyungs mad at me because im ruining all the fun for him
22:13
or course i have it, it was the hoodie of the cutest person i know :3 even Jackson gets jealous when i wear it cause i rarely wear one of his hehe
22:14
always there for u taetae how r u? what happened? wanna talk about it?
22:14
tell Jin hi
22:14
plz dont tell me u use my clothes to make ur boyfriend jealous
22:16
plz
22:16
wait no
22:16
i changed my mind i dont wanna know
22:17
anyway... im kinda tired, obnoxious new guy in charge at the hospital
22:17
and this whole thing with yoongi that i dont really know how to deal with
22:17
plus
22:18
i dont know i should talk about it
22:18
but its u, youll understand right?
22:18
(jinnie says "hi to my favorite mochiiiiii~")
22:19
well its not like i have ur underwear so dont worry buddy
22:20
awww im so hurt i cant hug u rn
22:20
lets start slowly okay?
22:20
tell me about that something else so we can choose wich case to solve first
22:21
im here for u taetae
22:21
yeah i really want a hug too rn...
22:22
ouch jin just hurt me bc he says hes practically hugging me rn but ur still a better hyung than he is
22:22
well
22:22
its about jungkook but i dont want u to make a big deal out of it or to start imagining things or whatever its just
22:23
promise me u wont bother him with this?
22:23
luv u so much taetae dont be sad im gonna cry
22:24
noooo tell him to hug u more plz for me
22:24
okay tell me
22:25
iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture
22:26
okay so... to sum it up theres this girl in his class thats been a total bitch with him
22:26
like
22:26
REAL BITCH
22:27
urgh
22:27
and im basically the one who encouraged him to get closer to her in the first place, but now its a mess and i dont want to get into details and all
22:27
but its kinda my fault isnt it?
22:28
i mean...
22:28
i didnt know i had such a strong influence on him...?
22:28
scratch that thats probably not true im just thinking bigger than myself
22:29
whatever, u got the idea right..?
22:29
okay i get it taetae, so he told u he is mad at u bc he got close to that bitch because of u thats what happened? and what is her name btw?
22:30
no hes not mad at me
22:30
i dont know, maybe he is?
22:30
i dont know, hes not the one who told me about it
22:30
its yugyeom
22:31
its yugyeom who told me i mean
22:31
the bitch is park jimin
22:31
ow Yugyeom told u! so u two get along thats cool
22:32
fuck she took my name that bitch
22:32
i'll kill her for that
22:32
and im only Jackson's bitch anyway
22:33
well lets get to the point
22:33
tell me more about what she did
22:33
yeah no more like yugyeom hates me rn
22:33
but its fine i can live with that i mean i dont know him and i kinda understand his point too
22:33
and i dont really want to talk about what she did i mean... its jungkookies problem, im not sure hed like the entire world to know about it...
22:34
but basically she humiliated him in front of everyone, stole his work and destroyed his self-esteem and if i ever see her in person im going to hurt her
22:34
and i know how to use a scalpel
22:35
just sayin
22:35
why would he hate u? is he thinking its ur fault? ur gonna believe him?!
22:36
dont think that
22:36
he is stupid
22:36
ok, then if u take ur scalpel ill use my bazooka and my Jackson, with that : we'll win for sure
22:37
but im really sad now, he already is so so soooo fucking insecure. u know i dont wanna make it worse but he didnt come to dance class today
22:37
he said he had an appointment
22:38
taetae, listen
22:38
22:38
u listening ?
22:39
what
22:40
really he didnt come?
22:40
wait no sorry
22:40
im listening u go ahead
22:41
okay listen carefully
22:42
and if u don't listen to me im gonna be mad and sad
22:42
u dont wanna do that to ur Jiminie bestie
22:42
and i dont wanna be mad at my Taetae
22:43
really
22:43
so promise me u'll listen ok?
22:43
jiminie im listening i promise, what is it?
22:44
ur kinda scaring me here...
22:44
no i want u to promise me u'll do what i say
22:45
oh
22:46
yeah okay i promise ill try
22:46
ill do my best
22:46
kay so, first : its not ur fault. its Jungkook's, don't say no, life is full of problems, we just have to try and deal with it ok?
22:47
second : do not blame urself bc u didnt do ANYTHING and u cant really act now either even if u want to
22:47
third : dont try to «cheer him up» bc he has his pride and he will take it badly i think (i've seen him when he fails at dancing)
22:48
fourth : forget about the issue and just focus on ur work and Yoongi.
22:48
plz
22:48
wow thats very mature...
22:49
i dont actually think its my fault, but i still feel a little responsible yknow?
22:49
but thats just me, u know that haha...
22:50
i dunno maybe i should try not to think about it too much, ur right when u say theres nothing i can do about it
22:50
its just that its been one more thing on top of a pile of other things and
22:51
dunno, its jungkook
22:51
i kinda panicked i suppose
22:51
its weird i dont 'know him for real', i have no idea what i can do to help, i dont know how hed get affected by that kind of things
22:52
anyway... ill try to sort things out, thank you jiminie
22:52
u dont have to feel responsible, he is big enough to handle himself alone
22:53
i think ur getting urself too involved in this
22:53
i mean, u know me and i can get very annoying when i say that ur interested in him but we all know that he is just someone ur talking to bc its fun and u care about him bc ur too cute for this world and u care about everyone
22:54
i think u should concentrate on what u can actually do
22:54
i see what u mean...
22:55
maybe im making a big deal out of nothing
22:55
i told u my minds been busy lately, im just a little tired
22:55
not sleepy-tired yknow just
22:56
tired haha
22:56
i should listen to u more
22:56
yeah u should rest and forget about it
22:57
and REST like for real
22:57
do not try to lie to me u seem so out of it
22:58
and i dont like u being that tired, like tired of life
22:58
u dont deserve it
22:58
ur the loveliest guy on this planet u deserve hugs all day long
22:59
yeah ill just sleep it off and see whats what
23:00
and dont worry im not thaaaat tired of life
23:00
just feeling a little blue, itll pass, plus i have jinnie at home for at least 2 more days
23:01
thank u though, i really feel better
23:01
teahyung ur soooooooo not honest i'm sad but whatever i know it's you and you don't like to make me worry bc ... idk maybe im weak or something
23:02
just spend time with Jinnie he will give you strength and do not overwork urself cutie :3
23:02
im here for you
23:03
hey i told u id do my best to listen to u
23:04
i just dont want to worry u because u already worry about me all the time
23:04
aaah im gonna go to bed i think, hyungs tired too anyway so were both useless rn haha
23:05
good night jiminie, i really miss u
23:05
good night taetae
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


Hi hyung! How r u? I hope im not waking u up or something but i just remembered that i promised to tell u about the results for my project. Well since u didnt ask about it maybe u dont care but anyway, i received the first prize and im very happy about it, and Jimin she got the second prize with her work im really glad for her.
04:56
hey jungkook-ah!
13:26
im sorry i meant to ask but i had a lot of things to deal with recently
13:27
im really happy for u, congratulations! told u u were the best ;)
13:27
Ow im sorry i should think about the fact that ur busy not like me haha i hope everything went well
22:34
Thanks thats nice
22:34
hey, u can be proud u know, u worked hard
22:36
how r u doing btw?
22:36
jiminie told me u skipped practice yesterday, u ok?
22:36
Oh dont worry im proud
22:36
Im very fine thanks dont know why ur asking i just skipped bc i didnt want to go im okay dont worry and why would he tell u that anyway?
22:37
Well in fact i dont really care about why u dont have to answer that haha
22:37
dunno we were talking bout his dance lessons and it just popped into the conversation
22:41
im glad ur okay though
22:41
ur probably tired, u just got home from work right?
22:41
im gonna let u sleep jungkook-ah, sorry i disturbed u :)
22:42
Dont know why i wouldnt be okay its not like i had an accident or something anyway, dont apologize im the one disturbing u here with useless stuff, i understand if u dont wanna chat, im at Yugs anyway so i dont think im going to bed that early haha, sleep well (if ur going to sleep)
22:43
oh rly? thats great, anyway im gonna let u enjoy ur evening haha
22:43
dont do anything stupid boys, try to get some sleep as well if u work in the morning ;)
22:43
We r playing mario kart and he is shouting "stop with ur bananas or ill stuck a banana up ur ass ur going to suffer Jeon"
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And thats making my day, i've never been so happy haha
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Oh yeah i work tomorrow but being tired for once isnt a pb for me
22:47
what no way u guys r playing mario kart rn?
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im playing with my hyung hahaha
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
22:50
Haha thats funny! Who is the winner?
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him so far...
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he so smug about it
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he says thats ur fault cuz ur destabilizing me haha
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Why would i be destabilizing u haha? Thats impossible i cant do that to anyone haha
23:04
jin says "wtf thats bullshit"
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i say wtf thats bullshit too
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i say wtf thats bullshit too
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smartass
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genuine platypus
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platypus hyung plz
23:09
sorry but my hyungs arent loosers
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23:10
im so offended here
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i say wtf thats bullshit too
23:10
yeah ur right im not rly offended
23:11
i totally kick his ass at just dance anyway
23:11
srly? just dance is waaaaay too easy nothing u can be proud of
23:15
tell that to my hyung lol
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hey pink unicorn: u suck at dancing
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iM_gOd*1203* sent a picture.
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im sorry for u man
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anyway ill let u guys have fun, good luck for tomorrow
23:28
good night to the brothers
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iM_gOd*1203*, platypus_is_weakness97


hey there!
20:03
its been a while
20:03
i suppose ur not doing anything rn, bus and all, wanna talk? :)
20:03
Hello how r u? Well why not, i wont complain if u agree to talk but i dont have anything interesting to say anyway
20:04
im fine thanks
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and im sort of free to talk so
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how about u? idk tell me how was work today?
20:06
i still dont know whats ur job actually...
20:06
sort of? what do u mean?
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im fine with my job (u'll still have to guess just like what u did to me)
20:07
im still at the hospital rn but its okay
20:08
aaah... so, working on weekends, one hour away from where u live, u work all day, and u dont work in a store
20:08
lets see
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is it a typical students job?
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cause u could be working for a coffee shop or smth?
20:09
u should probably concentrate on ur job and not entertaining some random bored student during his bus ride of sadness i dont want to get u into trouble haha
20:10
it is not a typical student job
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its fine im not working, im spending some time with a kid
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also ur not random
20:11
now lets see... not typical u say?
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do u work in a museum? the schedule would match
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oh thats good
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dont say that im not random
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i did work in a museum last year, but i got fired
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why wouldnt i say that ur not random?
20:14
wow thats very negative, let me try again
20:14
why would i say that ur random?
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also, why did u get fired?
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i got fired bc i didnt work well they said but i think its bc someone wanted my job
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i fell in the trick like a fool and got fired
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rly? that sucks...
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how do u know someone wanted ur job?
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oh not that much i knew it would happen someday somehow bc i could see jealousy in their eyes so... anyway i got rid of them that was cool cause i didn't like this job, the people were the kind u dont want to see
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oh good for you then, maybe that was for the best after all :)
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i can totally understand that some people may be enough to make u wanna quit ur job
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yup
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people r so eager haha
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bambam tells me to ask u if ur a professional stripper
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(bambams the kid)
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hes trying to guess with me
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(but yeah i have to agree, some people are insufferable )
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well tell him that i am a professional stripper but only for one person in this world so idk if u can say that its a part time job
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he wants to know if this "one person" is paying u
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if not its not "professional"
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srly this kid is killing me
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he pays me of corse, but thats not something a kid should know
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wait u talking about yugyeom right? he pays u??
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(dont worry bout him hes thirteen and asking questions about everything, thats normal)
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whos the one asking here?
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me
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obviously
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oh
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ok
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didnt know u could believe me so easily haha
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honestly with ur weird bets im expecting anything
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dont worry we didnt cross the "physical pleasure" line
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yet
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oh
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thats good to know
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or not, idk, u guys do what u want obviously
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i mean
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i dont judge yknow
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dont worry i dont care about judging
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u could think what u want it wouldnt change my life
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for sure
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haha
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and im joking i hope u understood
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(about the pleasure line)
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ur joking as in "im joking we did actually" or as in "im joking forget about the 'yet'"?
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wait no i dont wanna know
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like i said u guys do what u want
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of corse we didnt, would u give Jimin a blowjob? thats gross, plus he is with Jackson so u'd probably die haha
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DUDE
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FIRST MY HYUNG
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NOW JIMIN
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JUST
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no
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way
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in
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hell
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah its almost worse than my hyung actuallyyyyyyy~
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or not i dont know
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AAH
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I DONT CARE
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srly
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were u imaging it?
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man ur too cute for this world
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no; for people like me in fact
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dude its not like i can control my imagination
20:54
im still shivering
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bambams asking why im making such a face and i cant even say it out loud
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also what did u mean by that?
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not my pb DUDE
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what face? and meaning what?
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the disgusted one thats plastered on my face ever since the word jimin popped in this conversation
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and what did u mean by "im too cute for people like u"?
20:58
Ahahaaha poor kid
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Nothing important
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yeah cuz u talking about me giving jimin a blowjob is important u think?
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AAAAAAH OMG never again
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yes, more than the "im too cute for people like u" thing
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even if its gross
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and a joke btw
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ah
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if u say so
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mnot entirely convinced though
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what would u want to be convinced about?
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how u define whats important and whats not
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im sorry its classified
21:06
hmm i see
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platypus_is_weakness97 changed his username and became wanted_yug_dead_or_alive97.
21:15
sounds like a rather radical solution
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well i lost to a bet i had to mention him in my username instead of you
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so
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id ask "what bet" but u probably wont answer haha
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why dead or alive though?
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hum he told me ill probably miss him (and when i will ill have to show him like that) and now im changing my username cause yes i miss him and him not being there is his fault thats why i want him dead or alive
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oh
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yeah its difficult to miss ur best friend
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but hes not really far now is he?
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how come u miss him so much?
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he got fired from uni for a month or so
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i swear to u he did something SOOO stupid
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slapping a girl that did nothing to him, he deserved it
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but now im alone during classes and it's boooooooooooooring i hate it so much
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so im basically crashing at his flat everyday now bc i wanna spend time with him
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(i swear we're not fucking, just playing video games and betting)
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ouch seems like a big deal...
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im sure he had his reasons though, im mean u rly think hed slap someone just like that?
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i mean
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idk, its not like i know him or anything but still...
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its nice if u still get to spend some time together though
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no maybe u should know why he did that
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he did that bc he was pissed, that girl was Jimin and he did that bc he knew she was using me
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what he didnt understand is that i didnt care about that, remember what i told u about my previous job
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same vibes
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and now he is not with me and if he wanted to protect me, then, he did the opposite
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he is soooo stupid haha
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wow
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i dont really know what to say, thats so...
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i mean
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im not trying to defend him or anything
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its obviously not okay to hit people yknow
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but someone messes up with ur best friend u just have to do smth
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anyone would get angry, even if maybe u didnt?
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caring about people makes us stupid but it makes u stupid for the good reasons, see what i mean?
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i dont know, really, the situation is kinda complicated for me to understand but well
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thats not an excuse
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ur a doctor u should know that
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being stupidly angry about ur friend is not an excuse
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ur wrong im sorry
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yeah no i know trust me
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its not healthy to get angry like that, i know it
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but if smth happens to jiminie i also know that i wont care
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i may be a doctor but im still human
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what do u think u wouldve done if u were in his place? if he was in ur place?
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i would have done nothing, stupid people r meant to be ignored, he should have ignored her
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well i must admire ur self control then...
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dont be mad at him though
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he did it because he cares about u
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What a shame u protecting him
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how so?
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Nothing important
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right
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classified again?
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Yeah
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hey its getting late, ur probably home by now?
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watcha doing?
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I am
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Nothing, u?
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teaching bambam how to play shogi
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been trying since we started talking actually haha
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Tell me more about it
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hmm
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well so far hes not so bad actually
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hes really smart for his age yknow
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u know how to play?
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U seem to like this kid
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Nop i dont
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i do
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it shouldnt be a good thing to say given the circumstances but ive known him for a while
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anyway
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ill teach u if u want
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when i come to busan i mean
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What r the given circumstances?
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Yeah if u come
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not smth i want to talk about rn
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i will though, dont know when ill be able to take a few days but i come back as soon as i can
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i always do
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Ok sorry for asking
22:07
Ur brother and Jimin will be happy to see u
22:07
nah its fine to ask
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i ask u too many questions u have the right to ask as well ^^
22:08
yeah, they always r... and im happy to see them too
22:09
and u still owe me that bowling night remember?
22:10
U said one day that i asked too many questions... i dont wanna be annoying
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Thats normal they r ur hyungs, the one who love u the most here
22:12
if i dont wanna answer ill just say "i dont wanna answer", but its still fine for u to ask
22:15
on the other hand u seem pretty good at dodging questions, dont u?
22:16
Okay i'll note it
22:18
Well its easier to dodge when we talk for real and not texting bc the proof is still there that sucks
22:19
yeah ive noticed u do that a lot
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ill try to remember for when well talk for real haha
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why though?
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If we talk for real why not, ill still dodge annoying questions
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oh
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sorry im annoying u
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u should just tell me ill stop yknow
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Ur not annoying, but u sure have better things to do than speaking with me, stay with Bambam and play shogi with him
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then why do u dodge my questions?
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also i am playing shogi with him actually, he just needs time to figure out what moves he can do
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Dont u think its cruel to send messages to me when u can be with him and play with him? Im not saying ur annoying, but i dont want to be the reason for some kid to be ignored
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And sorry for me dodging questions and bothering u, but thats who i am and the one i am loves chatting with u... even if i suck
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okay
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first of all he said and i quote
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"taetae hyuuuuung stop staring at me when im trying to thiiiiiink"
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(u have to picture me with a very high and very whiny voice here)
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so stop trying to use him as an excuse
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second, why do u say that u suck?
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He sounds cuter than u, didnt think it could be possible haha
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I suck bc it's true
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