MR. WEBB: Can dead people fuck?
STAGE MANAGER: what
MR. WEBB: Can dead people… fuck?
STAGE MANAGER: Why are you asking me this?
MR. WEBB: You just sent Emily back to earth to have an existential crisis or whatever and Dr. Gibbs and I have some unfinished business to get to
DEAD WOMAN: You cant do that it’s illegal!!!!!111
MR. WEBB: checkmate we’re dead everything is legal in the spirit world
STAGE MANAGER: I mean, I guess you can? I’m not going to stop you?
MR. WEBB: You know what time it is Dr. Gibbs
DR. GIBBS: (suddenly dead and in the spirit realm) I am here sweetheart
(They are suddenly naked. Dr. Gibbs puts his sin stick in Mr. Webb’s sin hole. They are in front of a bunch of dead people but it’s okay because the law can’t catch them because they’re dead. Someone screams)
STAGE MANAGER: Guys it’s not illegal anymore but please not in front of the children. Parents, cover ur kid’s eyes if u haven’t already that would probably be helpful.
DR. GIBBS: Can’t you just magic poof us a room?
STAGE MANAGER: If you mean utilize my omnipotent powers to transport both of you into a different setting, sure (Magic poofs them a room)
(Dr. Gibbs and Mr. Webb fuck forever)
MR. WEBB: dont u think its kinda weird that we dont even kno each others first names
DR. GIBBS: my first name is doctor idk what ur on about