Kintaro had landed a new job. He was following his new supervisor around the office as she described his duties.
"We'd also like for you to do some light cleaning, if you don't mind," Kintaro's supervisor said.
"No problem!" Kintaro said confidently.
His supervisor opened the door to a small restroom. "We have a cleaning staff, but if you could keep an eye on..." She trailed off.
Kintaro walked past her, kneeled reverently in front of a Western-style toilet, and caressed it lovingly.
Kintaro's supervisor sweat-dropped. "Um... we have cleaning supplies. You don't have to wipe it with your face."