Chapter 1: If They Haven't Learned Your Name, Chapters 1-7
Chapter 1 "have it out" MP3 (19 MB) Length: 21:20
Chapter 2 "come with me now" MP3 (27 MB) Length: 29:58
Chapter 3 "me and mine" MP3 (27 MB) Length: 29:58
Chapter 4 "Звезда По Имени Солнце" MP3 (36 MB) Length: 39:46
Chapter 5 "grounds for divorce" MP3 (64.8 MB) Length: 1:10:52
Chapter 6 "Таких Не Берут в Космонавты" MP3 (60.4 MB) Length: 1:06:01
Chapter 7 "Intermission" MP3 (6.72 MB) Length: 7:20
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*Edited to add chapter titles, which are also the songs used for each chapter. Author plans to post a playlist when complete, but meanwhile here's some You Tube links:
Mother Mother - Have It Out
Kongos - Come With Me Now
The Brothers Bright - Me and Mine
Виктор Цой - Звезда По Имени Солнце
Elbow - Grounds For Divorce
Манго-манго - Таких не берут в космонавты
The Glitch Mob - I Need My Memory Back
Chapter 2: If They Haven't Learned Your Name, Chapter 8: Bombing Bastards
Podfic of Chapter 8 of "If They Haven't Learned Your Name" by silentwalrus. Still a WIP! Still a wild ride!
To allay confusion: The first seven chapters were posted as one work and so constitute Chapter 1, which mess I not going to go back and untangle because I'd rather be recording new stuff. And yes, this chapter is nearly 2 HOURS LONG that is not a typo.
Blessings upon silentwalrus for listening to me whine, and for gratifying my capacious thirst for zany shenanigans. My brain now finds it amusing to accompany any and all Star Trek references with "...these are the voyages of the USS Motherfucker...." Which, yanno, thanks?
Chapter 3: If They Haven't Learned Your Name, Chapter 9: human
Podfic of "If They Haven't Learned Your Name" Chapter 9: human, by silentwalrus.
And once again, since the original 8 chapters were posted in one fell swoop, this is actually Chapter 9 of the story not Chapter 3, and I am confident ya'll can figure that out so I'm not gonna waste precious podficcing time fixing it. If you haven't listened to Chapters 1-8 yet, well, you are gonna be pretty confused, so maybe do that first.
Blessings upon my nemesis silentwalrus as always. The extent to which I love this story cannot be adequately expressed upon this mortal plane.
Author's CONTENT WARNING: Bucky reacts pretty callously to the idea that he’s likely been sexually abused under HYDRA; he later has a panic attack when he recovers non-graphic memories that imply he was used to sexually assault a woman while under their control.
Chapter 4: If They Haven't Learned Your Name, Chapter 10: no wow
Once again for those in the back, this is actually Chapter 10 of the story not Chapter 4, due to mysterious fluctuations in the space time continuum. If you haven't listened to Chapters 1-9 yet, well, maybe do that first.
Curses upon you, silentwalrus, for continuing to enslave countless innocent souls to this story.
Chapter 5: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 11: with you in my head
Chapter 6: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 12, Давай-наяривай
Chapter 7: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 13: no way
Dear silentwalrus: BRING. IT.
Chapter 8: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 14: i'm not done
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I don't want to copy over the authors notes here because spoilers, but you can see end notes here for specific content warnings.
Ya'll I swear I am looking into how to get these in streaming format, but I'd rather record than research tbh, so not much progress so far - the easy options like Soundcloud are picky about music copyrights, which obviously a big problemo here. Maybe after this story wraps I'll figure something out!
Chapter 9: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 15: upside down and inside out
I recorded this uphill in 20 feet of snow both ways and you can clearly hear the couple times when my sinus meds gave out BUT BY HEAVEN IT IS DONE! *drops it on your doorstep in time for Christmas, passes out*
P.S. All hail to silentwalrus for the amazing music that accompanies this series, and this one is my absolute favorite - possibly the Best Bucky Song ever.
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Chapter 10: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 16: into the wild - I
Silentwalrus just keeps on bringin the tunes!!! Not to mention all the rest of the amazing
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Chapter 11: If They Haven't Learned Your Name Chapter 17-18: into the wild - II, and Epilogue
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(Length: 2:35:52) (151 MB)
ITS BEEN A TRIP!!! IT'S OVER!!! WTF AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE NOW HELP
...wait for the sequel I guess :D
ENDLESS AND EMBARRASSINGLY EFFUSIVE THANKS TO SILENTWALRUS, GODDESS AND FRIEND