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literalsunshine added kingofthecourt, sugamomma, dadchi, TsukishimaKei, gucci, ROLLINGTHUNDER, wakemeupinside, and yourultimatesenpai to the conversation.

literalsunshine has renamed this conversation to "Karasuno Team Chat".

literalsunshine: BAKAGEYAMA TOSS TO ME
kingofthecourt: i
kingofthecourt: there are so many things wrong with that i dont know what to say
literalsunshine: so you're not gonna toss to me?
kingofthecourt: ugh
kingofthecourt: ill be there in 10 minutes dumbass
TsukishimaKei: w h y
gucci: why what
TsukishimaKei: idk just why everything basically
TsukishimaKei: for example
TsukishimaKei: why was i added
literalsunshine: Because™
dadchi: Thats the first time ive ever seen hinata capitalize anything
literalsunshine: i probably could do it all the time if i wanted but,,,, nah
sugamomma: rip
yourultimatesenpai: hOplaSDGI fickidbf
wakemeupinside: ?
yourulitamesenpai: hAHAHAHA
literalsunshine: wtf the fuck
sugamomma: hinata, language
literalsunshine: hECK
yourultimatesenpai: HI ITS NOYA
yourultimatesenpai: I STOLE TANAKAS PHONE AND HES CHASING ME
yourultimatesenpai: PLEASE BE PROUD IT WAS VERY DANGEDKDOAIFIJRIGIWJDJNA
wakemeupinside: noya omg
wakemeupinside: dont get killed
yourultimatesenpai: i hate noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you love me
yourultimatesenpai: wtf did you change my picture to?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: its Wilson from cast away
yourultimatesenpai: but............. why
wakemeupinside: jfc noya

literalsunshine: ok wait everyone shut up for a sec
gucchi: none of us were saying anything
literalsunshine: i found our match with dateko on the internet
dadchi: Ew,
literalsunshine: SH
literalsunshine: ok and their fricking chant is so catchy
literalsunshine: i might just go to dateko bc of their chant
literalsunshine: GO GO LETS GO LETS GO DATEKO
dadchi: EW,,
wakemeupimside: i can verify that indeed EW,, is an appropriate response
literalsunshine: GO GO LETS GO LETS GO DATEKO
sugamomma: hinata you're grounded
hinata: UGH
dadchi: Hinata listen to your mother
literalsunshine: ok

literalsunshine: ok where tf is kageyama he said hed be here like An Hour Ago™
kingofthecourt: oh shit
literalsunshine: gdi
literalsunshine: meet swageyama, Professional Procrastinator
literalsunshine: he was chillin out
literalsunshine: maxin, relaxin all cool
TOLLINGTHUNDER: hinata boutta meme
TsukishimaKei: i already know where this is going and i hate it
kingofthecourt: what
literalsunshine: and all playin some v-ball outside of school
literalsunshine: when a guy from shiratorizawa who was up to no good
literalsunshine: started makin trouble in his neighborhood
dadchi: SPITS OUT DRINk
literalsunshine: he got in one little fight and suga got scared
literalsunshine: he said
sugamomma: youremoving with your auntie and your uncle in nekoma
kingofthecourt: I,,, WHAT JUST,,,,, , ,, HAPPE, NE,,,D,,
ROLLIGTHUNDER: http://niceme.me/
literalsunshine: [tips fedora]

ROLLINGTHUNDER has renamed this conversation to "KARASUNO TEAM MEMES".

 

kingofthecourt: thats it
sugamomma: what's it
dadchi: Thats what
literalsunshine: whats what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: thats that
yourultimatesenpai: its it
kingofthecourt: I CANT SAY QNYTHING WITHOUT YOU ALL MAKING FUN OF ME
TsukishimaKei: *anything
kingofthecourt: i hate you

gucchi: did i ever tell you guys about the incident
literalsunshine: no but tell us
gucchi: ok
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI DO NOT
gucci: gasp, what was that tsukki,,,,
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI IF YOU TELL THEM I WILL STAB YOI
gucchi: with what
TsukishimaKei: DOESNT MATTER, WHATEVERS NEARBY
gucci: what if i do it in another group chat and you dont know
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI DO NOT

(gucci added literalsunshine, kingofthecourt, sugarmomma, dadchi, ROLLINGTHUNDER, wakemeupinside, and yourultimatesenpai to the conversation.

gucci renamed the conversation "the incident".

literalsunshine: omg yamaguchi
literalsunshine: hes gonna stab you
gucci: worth it
dadchi: What was the incident
literalsunshine: *The Incident™
dadchi: What was The Incident™
gucci: ok so one time tsukishima was walking home from school w/ me
literalsunshine: ok
gucci: and you know that piece of my hair that sticks up??
literalsunshine: ye
gucci: its an ahoge)

TsukishimaKei: the group chat just got really quiet
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI I S2G

(gucci: and while we were walking home tsukki was staring at my hair and i was like "is my hair messed up or somethingn??"
literalsunshine: ok
gucci: tsukki doesnt answer
gucci: HE JUST STRAIGHT UP PULLS ON MY AHOGE
sugamomma: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dadchi: Damnnnnnnn boi get u some action (; (;
kingofthecourt: captain please never use a winky face again
dadchi: Ok sorry
gucci: nooo stop shh
gucci: and he noticed i was blushing and stuff and he realizes what he did
gucci: looking back on it, it was really funny
literalsunshine: lmao
literalsunshine: was he bein all awkward??
gucci: if you saw his face you wouldve died
literalsunshine: HFS WAS HE BLUSHING
gucci: YEAH LMAO
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HOLY SHIT
yourultimatesenpai: he's totally gonna stab you
gucci: like i said, worth it)

TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI IM GOING TO KILL YOU
gucci: but i didnt tell them
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI I KNOW YOU DID
TsukishimaKei: CHAT DIED FOR LIKE A YEAR THAT MEANS YOU WERE IN A DIFFERENT CHAT
literalsunshine: i can 100% guarantee he did not tell us
TsukishimaKei: LIKE ID BELIEVE YOU YOU LITTLE BRAT
gucci: ok fine
gucci: i told them
TsukishimaKei: IM GOING TO STAB YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

gucci: GUYS OMG
literalsunshine: what
gucci: THE NEXT TIME I SAW HIM WAS AT SCHOOL AND HE STABBED ME IN HE HAND WITH A PENCIL
gucci: OUR TEACHER GAVE ME A BANDAID AND SHE DIDNT EVEN SCOLD TSUKKI
TsukishimaKei: i think it was a pretty just revenge
literalsunshine: lmao tsukishima
literalsunshine: i cant believe you pulled his ahoge

TsukishimaKei left the group.

literalsunshine added TsukishimaKei to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from the karasuno team memes
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SPEAKING of team memes
dadchi: No
yourultimatesenpai: but you didnt let us say it yet
dadchi: Fine do your spiel
dadchi: The answer is still no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: (ahem)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SPEAKING of team memes
yourultimatesenpai: DO YOU LIKE MEMES
ROLLIGTHUNDER: DO YOU LIKE TEAMS
yourultimatesenpai: WELL BOY HOWDY DO WE HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what do YOU say to changing the teams name to
yourultimatesenpai: TEAM MEME
dadchi: No
ultimatesenpai: ok it was worth a try
ROLLINGTHUNDER: daichi you know what
dadchi: What
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you need someone
dadchi: I have someone
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok but
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SOMEONE WHO MEMES YOU HARD
dadchi: Never speak to me or my 6 sons ever again

wakemeupinside: holy shit i missed a lot of stuff

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literalsunshine: KAGYAMWE YEOYNMAY SI SSKDSKSFDKGS,DG,RDF
literalsunshine: AWEJKGTSRDJKWSEDLA,DKSTOMARRO,G LR HLK FDK GSDL N O, NO KAGEYA AMAA,,A KFKLDS
dadchi: Hinata do you have a keyboard issue
literalsunshine: JWKESJSKTAWLE4RTAWREWE KA HES REALYLY Y,Y,YAER ERGMEDS
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what the hell
yourultimatesenpai: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dadchi: Tanaka please provide insight
yourultimatesenpai: ok so you know how you made me stay and watch them??
dadchi: Yeah?
yourultimatesenpai: apparently hinata saw kageyama doing something (idfk what) and kageyamas chasing him around the gym and takin his phone and shit
literalsunshine: IM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM
yourultimatesenpai: great ill tell him
literalsunshine: NONONONONO I REALLY GOTTA TELL YOU GUSY HOW HEWHWJFIGLAERDKGREGFSDED GFKWRE,T WARG.W,L;T3QWEO53
sugamomma: wtf
dadchi: Suga
sugamomma: wth
dadchi: How is that better??
sugamomma: what the heck
literalsunshine: TANnakAsdfnasdkf AI HATE EYOU DGFRJ GTLKJWLJ EKW TGAJWLKREGDLIJ
yourultimatesenpai: but im still your senpai right
iteralsunshine: kwjeKJRIEJFDTAKREJGDTKLSJREG0 PWTP04KFK34 M3 EFK
yourultimatesenpai: AHAHAHAHA HE YELLED YEAH ACROSS THE GYM
yourultimatesenpai: OH SHIT
yourultimatesenpai: ok brb, i gotta see if hes okay
dadchi: What happened??????????
kingofthecourt: i caught him

dadchi: Um??? Where did you guys go is everything ok?
yourultimatesenpai: this is gr8 im crying
dadchi: ????????????????????
yourultimatesenpai: kageyama can rea;la setjwe awlksd wgejoritju woivbrtnjg r sjfd zwegjkssdjatl;jwetlkjJ JRKELJG AWVUOPTIUpoireygio jxreiagjxoiaoerjdgbopja
dadchi: KAGEYAMA I SWEAR TO VOLLEYBALL JESUS IF YOU HURT HIM TOO YOURE OFF THE TEAM
literalsunshine: OK
literalsunshine: SO WHILE KAGS CHASES TANAKA ACROSS THE GYM ILL TELL YOU
literalsunshine: SO HE PUNCHED ME
literalsunshine: ITS NOT TOO BAD BUT I DONT REALLY CARE
literalsunshine: ITS JUST WORTH IT IF I CAKEDJFA JKEWTwjlfek ewaklrj vjesoif jJ WAEIOJ OA;JAEJKRSDGFT OJAAJEKRG JD NO KAGREYAMA ISTS AWE KJAEWI TFJALKWE JFEMY PHOENE TWAEM TKJEF ERJOIGJFDIJG EFUCIK
yourultimatesenpai: i dont think we should press kageyama on this anymore.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: bro, are u ok bro
yourultimatesenpai: yeah bro
yourultimatesenpai: im ok bro
yourultimatesenpai: but i think kageyama has a 6th sense about this
kingofthecourt: no one can know
literalsunshine: but its good!! you should have tswijkKLEG DJIJRGSDKGD
yourultimatesenpai: since you guys cant see whats happening, ill give you a play by play
yourultimatesenpai: kageyama is yelling at hinata for tryng to tell you
yourultimatesenpai: and now hes yelling because hinata shouldnt be in the group chat to talk to him because theyre right in front of each other
kingofthecourt: NO ONE
kingofthecourt: CAN
kingofthecourt: KNOW
literalsunshine: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
literalsunshine: im gonna find a way to tell them
literalsunshine: tanaka avenge me when im dead
yourultimatesenpai: ok lmao
kingofthecourt: If you tell them, I will find a way to personally make your life a living hell before killing both you and Tanaka.
literalsunshine: BWAH
literalsunshine: HES MAKING A REALLY SCARY FACE
yourultimatesenpai: I CAN VERIFY
wakemeupinside: im not there but i can verify too

literalsunshine: kageyamas not on right???
kingofthecourt: wrong

literalsunshine: can we play charades
dadchi: I dont think you can play charades over skype
literalsunshine: videochat
dadchi: Hinata put your phone away and get back to class
literalsunshine: ok,

(literalsunshine added yourultimatesenpai and ROLLINGTHUNDER to the conversation.

literalsunshine has renamed the conversation to "kags' big secrejskfasreyget reifo3jcoi4ejrcflecrect55t".

literalsunshine left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????
yourultimatesenpai: oh man
ROLLINGTHUNDER: whats going on

yourultimatesenpai left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

 

dadchi: Where did everyone go
kingofthecourt: You shouldn't worry. I'm taking care of it.
dadchi: KAGEYAMA I WILL CUT YOU FROM THE TEAM
kingofthecourt: Doesn't matter. No one can know.
literalsunshine: i am legit scared for my life
literalsunshine: 100% legit scared
yourultimatesenpai: same
yourultimatesenpai: kageyama is dangerous
kingofthecourt: NO ONE CAN KNOW.

dadchi: Did kageyama finally murder you
literalsunshine: he made us promise not to say anything
yourultimatesenpai: well probably say something eventually tho lmao
kingofthecourt: No, you won't.
yourultimatesenpai: OKAY IM SORRY WE WEONT
sugamomma: ok guys, team meeting.
wakemeupinside: over skype?
sugamomma: YES, over skype

sugamomma has renamed the conversation to "Team Meeting".

sugamomma: kageyama, you need to get over your secret
dadchi: Yes. Im sure whatever it is we dont really care
sugamomma: daichi thats mean
dadchi: The truth is mean
sugamomma: i think this is starting to effect hinatas playing.
literalsunshine: no its not
literalsunshine: im fine
literalsunshine: no its not
sugamomma: hes afraid you wont toss to him
sugamomma: or, well, that youll hurt him with the ball in some way
kingofthecourt: He's fine. He said it himself.
sugamomma: hes not though
literalsunshine: am too
kingofthecourt: See?
kingofthecourt: Look, no one can know. Not even my parents.
literalsunshine: kAGEYAMA, NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS KNOW?????????????????
kingofthecourt: OF COURSE NOT DUMBASS
kingofthecourt: NO ONE CAN KNOW
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMAAAAAA

wakemeupinside: they logged off???
dadchi: ?
sugamomma: whats happening
ROLLINGTHUNDER: OH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER
yourultimatesenpai: IS HE GONNA KILL ME TOO???? OH GOD
dadchi: Whered they go?
sugamomma: hang on

 

literalsunshine has renamed the conversation to "KAGS BIG BIG SECRET".

literalsunshine sent a file: kags BIG BIG secret.mp3

daichi: Oh
daichi: OH
daichi: OH MY GOD
sugamomma: hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLY SHIT
kingofthecourt: hinata i hate you so much
literalsunshine: THEY MUST KNOW
yourultimatesenpai: what is that file
yourultimatesenpai: i dont click things just in case SOMEBODY is trying to rickroll me
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ill get you one day
literalsunshine: i secretly recorded kags singing so the rest of the team could know
yourultimatesenpai: howd you do it?
literalsunshine: we had to clean the gym again yesterday so i stuck it in my pocket and remembered to stay close enough that itd pick it up
kingofthecourt: youre a sneaky dumbass and i hate you so much
TsukishimaKei: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TsukishimaKei: THE KING,, , ,,,,,,,, , ,,,,,, ,,, , SINGING,,,,,,, ,, WHEEZES,

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes kags big big secret
kingofthecourt: i really, really hate you

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ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "MEMEOFF".

526 unread messages.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooOOoOOOOooOooOooOoOooOooOoOoOOoOoOoOoooo
yourultimatesenpai: its too late to apologiiIiiIiIIiiIiiiiiihzeeee
dadchi: Its 2 am wtf are you two doing up
yourultimatesenpai: YOOOOOO ITS DAT CAPTRAIN
ROLLINGTHUNDER: O SHIT WADDUP
ROLLINGTHUNDER: LMAO "CAPTRAIN"
ROLLINGTHUNDER: "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA PRACTICE MATCH" //CLAPS
dadchi: Go to sleep or ill kill both of you
yourultimatesenpai: People die if they are killed.png
ROLLINGTHUNDER: meme.jpg
dadchi: I hate both of you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: rihanna.gif
dadchi: Go to sleep or ill never let either of you near Kiyoko-san again
yourultimatesenpai: YES SIR CAPTAIN SIR
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SORRY CAPTAIN
dadchi: 526 damn messages

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kingofthecourt: of course i put the milk in before the cereal
literalsunshine: kageyama we cant be friends anymore
kingofthecourt: wait what
sugamomma: DAICHI OUR CHILD IS GOING THROUGH A REBELLIOUS PHASE WHAT DO WE DO
dadchi: The same thing we always do in this chat, suga
dadchi: Disown our children
sugamomma: (pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain)
sugamomma: kageyama we officially disown you
kingofthecourt: whAT WHY
kingofthecourt: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON
yourultimatesenpai: (help)
ROLLINGTUNDER: kageyama needs somebody
yourultimatesenpai: (help)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: not just anybody
yourultimatesenpai: (help)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: he neEDS SOMEONE
yourultimatesenpai: (HELLLPP)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah but no we cant talk to you anymore kags
kingofthecourt: thats it im LEAVING
literalsunshine: FINE
kingofthecourt: FINE
literalsunshine: IM GLAD
kingofthecourt: ME TOO
kingofthecourt: i

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

wakemeupinside: wait are you guys having an actual fight over this
literalsunshine: HOW CAN YOU FORGIVE THAT ASAHI
literalsunshine: HE PUTS THE MILK IN BEFORE THE CEREAL
literalsunshine: HOW CAN YOU FORGIVE THAT
wakemeupinside: //fucking dies
wakemeupimside: dont capslock me its not my fault
literalsunshine: WELL I NEED SOMEONE TO CAPSLOCK AND KAGEYAMA NOT HERE
wakemeupinside: arent you gonna add him and say "no one escapes from memeoff"
literalsunshine: THE URGE TO DO SO IT GREAT BUT IM MAD AT HIM
dadchi: Wait

dadchi addad yachi to the conversation.

dadchi: There yaichi can act as kageyama for you
yachi: what
literalsunshine: ITS NOT THE SAME THIS TIME DAICHI IM LIKE LEGITLY MAD ABOUT THIS
yachi: wait lemme scroll up

yachi: hinaa ehat te fukcign
literalsunshine: HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ON THIS TEAM ANYMORE
yachi: theres nothing wrong with pouring the milk first
literalsunshine: WHY IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT TOO
yachi: ofc not but well tbh its not something to get worked up over haha
literalsunshine: yachi get out
yachi: what
yachi: wHAT
yachi: TF YOU JUST SAY TO ME??
yachi: FUCK OFF HINATA

yachi left the conversation.

yourultimatesenpai: well then

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ROLLINGTHUNDER: guys wanna see asahis fursona
wakemeupinside: noya stop i dont have a goddamn fursona
ROLLINGTHUNDER: :0 asahi swear
sugamomma: but hes allowed to
literalsunshine: wait so hes allowed to but not us
sugamomma: mhm
literalsunshine: but,,,,,,,, y
sugamomma: all the 3rd years have automatic vip passes to swearing
yourultimatesenpai: im a 3rd year let me swear
dadchi: Tanaka no
kingofthecourt: why does it matter we all swear anyway
literalsunshine: its the principal of the matter dumbass
yachi: hINATA HOLY SHIT
kingofthecourt: hinata fuck off
literalsunshine: ok sorry
ROLLINGTHUNDER: this is getting off topic

ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "asahis fursona".

wakemeupinside: quit telling people i have a fursona people are gonna start believing it
yourultimatesenpai: ok but who cares if you have a fursona or not
wakemeupinside: thats not the problem. the problem is that if someone wants to see it i have nothing to show them??? because i dont have a fursona
literalsunshine: do you want to borrow my werewolf oc
wakemeupinside: if its ok with you
literalsunshine: ye lmao its cool
sugamomma: wait u have a werewolf oc???
literalsunshine: ye???
sugamomma: can i ship him with my vampire oc
literalsunshine: YES!!
kingofthecourt: um
kingofthecourt: uh
kingofthecourt: whats a fursona
kingofthecourt: what does oc mean
literalsunshine: [kicks kageyama into oblivion] bye
kingofthecourt: [flies into oblivion?] why
yourultimatesenpai: kageyama you
yourultimatesenpai: just dont even try
kingofthecourt: ok

literalsunshine: this just in, kageyama is a homestuck
kingofthecourt: i relate to karkat
literalsunshine: wtf kags i was just jokin whyd you have to go and prove me right
kingofthecourt: lmao

yourultimatesenpai: waiT HOW IS KAGEYAMA A HOMESTUCK AND STILL ABLE TO NOT KNOW WHAT OC OR FURSONA
dadchi: Tanaka its been an hour and a half and you are just realizing this now
yourultimatesenpai: YEAH OK HAHAHA TANAKAS DUMB BUT LIKE??? DONT YOU FIND THAT THE LEAST BIT STRANGE
dadchi: Well it being kageyama, not really
kingofthecourt: whats that supposed to mean

literalsunshine: tfw chat dies

literalsunshine: guys where tf are you

literalsunshine: do we have practice today

literalsunshine: waiT OH SHIT

kingofthecourt: i cant believe you forgot we had practice
kingofthecourt: and came late
literalsunshine: dont be mean now

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yourultimatesenpai: GUYS NOYA WANTS THE D
yourultimatesenpai: HES THIRSTING 4 IT MY DUDES
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fuck off tanaka im going to kill you
wakemeupinside: wtf
dadchi: WHY DO YOU FUCKS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT WEIRD SHIT AT 3 IN THE MORNING???? SMH WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW CANT YOU AT LEAST TALK ABOUT WEIRD SHIT AT SOME OTHER TIME?????
dadchi: LIKE????? MAYBE NOT AT 3 FUCKING AM?????
dadchi: I HATE YOU
sugamomma: he doesnt mean that hes just tired
yourultimatesenpai: ok but
yourultimatesenpai: none of thIS CHANGES THE FACT THAT NOYA IS THIRSTING FOR THE D

yourultimatesenpai renamed the conversation to "NOYA'S THIRST".

literalsunshine: the d of who
yourultimatesenpai: asahi, probably

wakemeupinside left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER left the conversation.

dadchi: FUCK OFF
dadchi: ALL OF YOU

literalsunshine added wakemeupinside and ROLLINGTHUNDER to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from noyas thirst
yourultimatesenpai: i think theyre dead
yourultimatesenpai: probably
ROLLINGTHUNDER: IM NOT THIRSTING FOR ASAHIS DICK OK
yourultimatesenpai: ok....................................................... that sounds fake but ok

wakemeupinside left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: LOOK YOU KILLED HIM
dadchi: ALL OF YOU GO TO SLEEP OR IM CANCELLING ALL VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE FOR THIS WEEK
literalsunshine: i know for a fact you cant do that
dadchi: AYWOEITJRDVTIREMGJTVSLKTE JGSEW
sugamomma: daichi just turn your phone off
dadchi: I fucking cant it doesnt turn off when its plugged in for some bullshit reason
sugamomma: poor daichi

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ROLLINGTHUNDER: here comes a thought
ROLLINGTHUNDER: that might alarm you
yourultimatesenpai: what someoNE SAID
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND HOW IT HARMED YOU
yourultimatesenpai: SOMETHING YOU DID THAT FAILED TO BE CHARMING
yourultimatesenpai: THINGS THAT YOU SAID ARE
ROLLINGTHUDER: SUDDENLY SWARMING
ROLLINGHUNDER: YOOOOOOOOOO
yourultimatesenpai: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
dadchi: What
literalsunshine: this is noyanaka
literalsunshine: back together
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wait so if hinata is the garnet to our ruby and sapphire whos ruby and whos sapphire
sugamomma: i think tanaka is ruby and noya is sapphire
yourultimatesenpai: ye i can get behind that ROLLINGTHUNDER: future vision
literalsunshine: NONONO WAIT IM NO GARNET!!
literalsunshine: IF ANYTHING, ID SAY TSUKISHIMA IS GARNET
yourultimatesenpai: what no
ROLLINGTHUNER: if fusing with tanaka makes us tsukishima im outie

dadchi renamed the conversation to "Gemsone based conversations".

TsukishimaKei: isnt that a little mean
yourultimatesenpai: arent you a little mean
TsukishimaKei: touche
TsukishimaKei: also, dont volunteer me to be their garnet shrimpy
TsukishimaKei: if anything id prefer peridot
dadchi: What
literalsunshine: thats fine and dandy but then whos garnet??
sugamomma: kageyama??
kingofthecourt: cant be
ROLLINGTHUNDER: y tho
kingofthecourt: BECAUSE I CANT OKAY
yourultimatesenpai: flashbacks to that time kageyama almost killed us
sugamomma: that was like three days ago
ROLLINGTHUNDER: flashbacks
sugamomma: then if kageyama wont be garnet, i proclaim daichi garnet and myself pearl
dadchi: Why are wo talking about gemstones i do not understand
sugamomma: and i rhink kageyama is connie
sugamomma: and hinata steven
literalsunshine: thats kinda specific
literalsunshine: whyd you pair us up like that? is it because were the freak quick duo

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapses Gemstone based conversations

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ROLLINGTHUNDER: daiiiichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (:
ROLLINGTHINDER: guess what time it is (:
dadchi: Its 1 am
yourultimatesenpai: yes (:
yourultimatesenpai: do you know what that means (:
dadchi: No?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: IT MEANS (:

ROLLINGTHUNDER has renamed the conversation to "IM BLUE (DA BA DEE) (:".

yourultimatesenpai: YO LISTEN UP THIS IS A STORY
yourultimatesenpai: ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES
yourultimatesenpai: IS JUST BLUE
ROLLINGTHUNDER: LIKE HIM
dadchi: Jfc do you guys coordinate these things or something
yourultimatesenpai: INSIDE AND OUT
yourultimatesenpai: BLUE HIS HOUSE WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW
dadchi: And if so, how
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND A BLUE CORVETTE
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM
yourultimatesenpai: AND HIMSELF AND EVERYBODY AROUND
dadchi: Do you mean this house.jpg
yourultimatesenpai: CAUSE HE AINT GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN
literalsunshine: iM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAA
literalsunshine: IM BLUE DA BE DEE DA BA DAA
dadchi: Oh come on you even got hinata in on it
dadchi: You are corrupting the first years
TsukishimaKei: the first years are corrupting themselves
literalsunshine: not true
wakemeupinside: i like that song
ROLLINGTHUNDER: holy shit thats adorable asahi
yourultimatesenpai: what did i tell you, he thirsts for asahis dick
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf tanaka ): ): why did you have to say that thats,,, ): ): no ):
wakemeupinside: i
wakemeupinside: uh
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tanaka,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ): ): ):
yourultimatesenpai: ): ): ): ): ):

literalsunshine added yachi to the conversation.

literalsunshine: scroll up
yachi: aight

yachi: ,,,o mg you were right
literalsunshine: i told you
literalsunshine: pay up
yourultimatesenpai: wait what
literalsunshine: (;
yachi: (;
ROLLINGTHUNDER: why is yachi paying up
yachi: (;
literalsunshine: (;
wakemeupinside: wtf?? wtf
dadchi: Its now 2 in the morning and guess what im doing
sugamomma: what
dadchi: LISTENING TO MY PHONE MAKE GODDAMN SKYPE NOISES ALL NIGHT!!!!! WHAT ELSE DO I EVER DO
dadchi: ALL BECAUSE THESE FUCKS CANT GO TO SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK
dadchi: I HATE THIS CANT YOU LET ME GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP
dadchi: FUCK YOU ALL

dadchi left the conversation.

literalsunshine added dadchi to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes IM BLUE (DA BA DEE) (:
dadchi: Fuck off hinata i literally hate you go the fuck to sleep or youre not allowed to play volleyball at practice tomorrow
sugamomma: daichi
dadchi: And kageyamas not allowed to toss to you after practice
sugamomma: daichi
dadchi: And
sugamomma: DAICHI SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE OTHER GODDAMN ROOM
dadchi: OKAY
sugamomma: YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT
dadchi: FINE
sugamomma: FINE
dadchi: OKAY
sugamomma: I LOOK FORWARD TO IT
dadchi: ME TOO
literalsunshine: wait but ive been to both your houses you dont even live together
sugamomma: DONT YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING METAPHOR IS HINATA
literalsunshine: OKAY IM SORRY
kingofthecourt: ALL OF YOU GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
literalsunshine: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literalsunshine left the conversation.

kingofthecourt added literalsunshine to the conversation.

kingofthecourt: NOBODY ESCAPES IM BLUE (DA BA DEE) (:
literalsunshine: EVEN WHEN KAGEYAMA USES (: HIS SMILE IS STILL SCARY
kingofthecourt: GO TO SLEEP HINATA (:
kingofthecourt: OR IM GOING TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE (:
kingofthecourt: AND KILL YOU (:
literalsunshine: OKAY

literalsunshine: but yachi youre still paying me tomorrow right
yachi: yeah yeah
kingofthecourt: GO
kingofthecourt: TO
kingofthecourt: SLEEP
kingofthecourt: ITS 3 AM

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(puddinghead: kuroo i need help pls
imalwaysthisnice: What is it kitten?
puddinghead: ok 1. dont call me that and 2.
puddinghead: hinata wanted me to join his teams chat
puddinghead: should i??
imalwaysthisnice: NO NO WAY DONT DO IT
imalwaysthisnice: NEVER EVER GO TO KARASUNO GROUP CHAT
imalwaysthisnice: THE FIRST YEARS ALWAYS MAKE ONE, EVERY YEAR
imalwaysthisnice: IVE BEEN IN A FEW BEFORE AND THEYRE ONLY TRYING TO CORRUPT YOUR MIND WITH MEMES KENMA, DONT DO IT DONT YOU DARE DO IT
puddinghead: alright, but im 70% sure theyre not

russianblue: ah
russianblue: did i miss something?)

literalsunshine added puddinghead to the conversation.

yourultimatesenpai: who tf

ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "INTRUDER :0".

yourultimatesenpai: intRUDER ALERT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: INTRUUUUUUUDEERRRRRR
literalsunshine: guys fuck off its just kenma
yourultimatesenpai: ohhhh
yourultimatesenpai: hi kenma
puddinghead: hey
dadchi: I thought his hair reminded me of something............................
sugamomma: ye same lmao
puddinghead: hinata can i add kuroo
puddinghead: i have something to prove to him
literalsunshine: sureee why not
literalsunshine: just because i think his hair is cool tho
puddinghead: his hair is stupid

puddinghead added imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

puddinghead added russianblue to the conversation.

imalwaysthisnice: wtf
imalwaysthisnice: waIT SHUT UP KENMA MY HAIR IS AWESOME
literalsunshine: YOUR HAIR IS AWWWESOMEEEEEE
literalsunshine: HOW DO YOU STYLE IT????
literalsunshine: PLS KUROO
dadchi: Oh come on hinata you act like hes a celebrity
imalwaysthisnice: i dont even style it tho wtf
imalwaysthisnice: its literally just bedhead
literalsunshine: SO COOOOOL
puddinghead: so what did i tell you kuroo
puddinghead: theyre not corrupting anybody's minds with memes
literalsunshine: tch--
kingofthecourt: uh--
dadchi: ?
literalsunshine: prepARE FOR TROUBLE
kingofthecourt: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
literalsunshine: TO CORRUPT THE WORLD WITH BAD MEMES
imalwaysthisnice: "what did i tell you, kuroo"
kingofthecourt: TO RIP THE INTERNET APART BY THE SEAMS
literalsunshine: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF PEPE AND FEELS
imalwaysthisnice: how about WHAT DID I TELL YOUUUU
kingofthecourt: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO GOOD MEME DEALS
literalsunshine: HINATA
kingofthecourt: KAGEYAMA
literalsunshine: TEAM FREAK DUO MEMES OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "TEAM FREAK DUO :0 :0".

kingofthecourt: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: nishinoya, thats right!
yourultimatesenpai: tanaaaakaaaaa!
puddinghead: ok so maybe they meme sometimes, but its not that much right kuroo
puddinghead: right kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: fuck this im gonna go hang out with bokuto

imalwaysthisnice left the conversation.

literalsunshine added imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from TEAM FREAK DUO :0 :0

imalwaysthisnice left the conversation.

literalsunshine added imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from TEAM FREAK DUO :0 :0

imalwaysthisnice left the conversation.

literalsunshine added imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from TEAM FREAK DUO :0 :0

imalwaysthisnice left the conversation.

literalsunshine added imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from TEAM FREAK DUO :0 :0
imalwaysthisnice: IS THIS HELL
puddinghead: i think this is your punishment kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: PUNISHMENT FOR WHAT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
puddinghead: punishment for having such stupid hair

russianblue: did i miss something??

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literalsunshine added oikawaii to the conversation.

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "(;".

oikawaii: hey dipshits
yourultimatesenpai: can you maybe call us something else other than dipshits?
oikawaii: like what? (´ω`)
yourultimatesenpai: nisHINOYA TAKE IT AWAY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: how about sunrise land
oikawaii:
oikawaii: i hate this chat why did i ever agree to this
dadchi: AT IT WOULD APPEAR OIKAWAS HERE HUHHH HUHU HU HUHH HUH
sugamomma: sorry oikawa he didnt get any sleep last night
dadchi: YOU SHOULD TRY IT
oikawaii: NO
dadchi: TRYYYYYY ITTTTT
oikawaii: nooooo
ROLLINGTHUNDER: holy shit he must not have gotten any sleep if hes memeing
yourultimatesenpai: omfg
gucci: oikawa scares me
oikawaii: why?? (*´д`*)
gucci: tsuKKI HELPPPPP
TsukishimaKei: oikawa stop
oikawaii: (╯3╰) i didnt even do anything
gucci: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kingofthecourt: hinata how did you even add oikawa
literalsunshine: one time he was all like
literalsunshine: [OIKAWA VOICE] "oiii chibi-chaaaan~~~~~~~~" [peace sign peace sign] "give meee~ee`E~~~~~~ your skype, pleeeeease~~~~~"
oikawaii: youre so much meaner online than off, chibi-chan
yourultimatesenpai: COUGH COUGH
ROLLINGTHUNDER: youre so much meaner offline than on, oikawa-san
oikawaii: i feel personally attacked
imalwaysthisnice: Well, so do I, but you don't see me complaining.
imalwaysthisnice: ew regular grammar doesnt look rigth in this group chat
oikawaii: kurOOOOOoOOOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooooo ah yes kuroo my savior
oikawaii: pls save me
imalwaysthisnice: ok lol

literalsunshine: mooOOOoOOoOoOm
kingofthecourt: WERE THIRSTY
sugamomma: wELL I SHOULD HOPE SO
sugamomma: YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN PLAYING VOLLEYBALL FOR THE PAST 9 HOURS
oikawaii: wait what the fuck
kingofthecourt: yeahhhhh...
imalwaysthisnice: im gonna tell iwaizumi you swore
oikawaii: dont he'll fuckin kick my ass
imalwaysthisnice: fine fine
sugamomma: how woULD YOU KIDS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATEY GLASS OF CIRCLETIIIIIIINENENENENENEEEEEEEEeeEeEeEee
literalsunshine: CIRLCETIIIIIIiIiIIiNnnNnEEEEeeeeEeE
puddinghead: what is going on i was playing overwatch
kingofthecourt: AaAAaAaaAAaaaAAAaAAaAAaAAAaaAAaAAaaAAAA
puddinghead: ok im going back to playing overwatch
sugamomma: GET THE MILK AND VINEGAR
literalsunshine: [fucKING THROWS THE MILK]
kingofthecourt: [VINEGAR]
oikawaii: w h a t
dadchi: heY GANG
sugamomma: CIRCLETIEIEIENENENENE REREARRARRAREWAJFAAJJIEGFEJFL
dadchi: [fucking leaves bye]
sugamomma: MIX IT TOGETHER KIDS
kingofthecourt: [FUCKING MIXES]
literalsunshine: [also mixes]
literalsunshine: *******[ALSO MIXESSSSS] AAaAAaAaAaaAaA
sugamomma: its ready
sugamomma: go tell oikawa
oikawaii: what why am i involved in this
oikawaii: i dont even know whats happening
literalsunshine:
literalsunshine: CIRCLETIIIIENENNENENEEEEE
oikawaii: AAAAAAAAA

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "CIRCLETINE".

oikawaii: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
oikawaii: FUCKING BYE

oikawaii left the conversation.

literalsunshine added oikawaii to the conversation.

literalsunshine: NOBODY ESCAPES CIRCLETINE
oikawaii: i had a feeling that would happen

gucci: i think i figured out what makes me scared of oikawa
oikawaii: what? (ノ_・。)
gucci: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oikawaii: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
gucci: tsuKKI I NEED AN ADULT
TsukishimaKei: get away from this child oikawa
imalwaysthisnice: what is it, yamaguchi?
gucci: ummm
gucci: its his name
oikawaii: MY NAME?!
gucci: YOUR!!!!! YOUR SKYPE NAME I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR ACTUAL NAME IM SORRY DONT HURT ME!!!!!!!!
TsukishimaKei: i will rip you into a million pieces
oikawaii: ok ok fine
oikawaii: kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: what about his name
gucci: its
gucci: its too
gucci: how do i say this
gucci: its too kawaii
oikawaii: but im kawaii, its only fair
imalwaysthisnice: what else should it be??
gucci: idk
gucci: the grand king??
gucci: sorry kageyama
kingofthecourt: what
oikawaii: S I G H
grand_king: is that better
gucci: yes
gucci: thank you im sorry to cause any problems,,,,

grand_king: iwa-chan is scary who agrees
literalsunshine: i agree he is almost as scary as kageyama
grand_king: kageyamas not scary
kingofthecourt: eugh
kingofthecourt: i forgot oikawa was here

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: kageyama
literalsunshine: im disappointed in you
literalsunshine: shouldnt you know by now??
literalsunshine: nobody escapes CIRCLETINE
kingofthecourt: i hate this
yourultimatesenpai: you say that too much, kageyama
yourultimatesenpai: youre starting to sound as emo as bokuto did that one time
imalwaysthisnice: *brokuto
imalwaysthisnice: or if youre feelings spicy, bokut*bro
imalwaysthisnice: also what do you mean that one time
imalwaysthisnice: more like THOSE 300 TIMES
grand_king: speaking of bokuto

grand_king added HOOTIMMAOWL to the conversation.

imalwaysthisnice: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOTIMMAOWL: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imalwaysthisnice: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dadchi: Stop
dadchi: Can everyone whos not on karasuno leave this is getting out of hand
dadchi: More out of hand than last time
literalsunshine: what happened last time?
dadchi: I dont want to talk about it
sugamomma: hes mentally scarred
grand_king: ill leave for now, but dont underestimate me.
grand_king: ill be back. (◡‿◡✿)

grand_king left the conversation.

literalsunshine added grand_king to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes CIRLCETINE
literalsunshine: oh shIT SORRY FORCE OF HABIT
dadchi: HINATA IM GOING TO KILL YOU
yachi: am i technically on karasuno orrrr
dadchi: Yes yachi youre our manager
yachi: oh
yachi: oh yeah
imalwaysthisnice: goodbye my dudes
imalwaysthisnice: but brokuto and i will be back as well
HOOTIMMAOWL: meh we always have the meme chat

(literalsunshine: ADD ME TO THE MEME CHAT ADD ME TO THE MEME CHAT
HOOTIMMAOWL: (; )

HOOTIMMAOWL left the conversation.

imalwaysthisnice: adieu!

imalwaysthisnice left the conversation.

puddinghead: huh? i was playing wadanohara
puddinghead: oh
puddinghead: ok bye
puddinghead: talk to you later shouyou
literalsunshine: yeah!!!

puddinghead left the conversation.

dadchi: Is that everyone?
literalsunshine: yeah
literalsunshine: pretty sure

yourultimatesenpai: some
ROLLINGTHUNDER: are the crystal gems
yourultimatesenpai: noya we just made the ultimate meme
dadchi: I hate all of you im leaving the team
sugamomma: daichi no
dadchi: Daichi yes
youtultimatesenpai: if you change the last i in daichis name its daicho and that reminds me of nachos
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf bro
ROLLINGTHUNDER: actually lets call daichi that from now on
yourultimatesenpai: ok lmao

russianblue left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: whO WAS THAT
yourultimatesenpai: INTRUUUUDER
ROLLINGTHUNDER: INTRUDER
dadchi: Theyre like dogs i swear
literalsunshine: that was just lev

(russianblue: i feel like someones talking about me
imalwaysthisnice: probably about how annoying you are)

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kingofthecourt: OK, 1 THING SUGA, FUCK YOU
wakemeupinside: ????????????
sugamomma: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
sugamomma: SOMEONE LIKE YOU DOESNT BELONG ON THIS TEAM
dadchi: What
kingofthecourt: FINE
kingofthecourt: I WOULDNT WANT TO PLAY ON THE SAME TEAM AS SOMEONE WHO SHIPS EREMIN
sugamomma: I CANT BELIEVE YOU SHIP EREJEAN
wakemeupinside: oh not this shit again
dadchi: What
kingofthecourt: ITS A GREAT SHIP
kingofthecourt: EREN AND JEAN HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT ):
sugamomma: COULDNT I SAY THE SAME FOR EREN AND ARMIN?!?!?!?!?/1/1/!?!/!/1?/!/!?!
kingofthecourt: NOT????? REALLY?????
sugamomma: YOURE OFF THE TEAM
kingofthecourt: FINE I DIDNT WANNA BE ON THIS TEAM ANYWAY
kingofthecourt:EVEN IF I HAVE TO TOSS, SPIKE, AND RECEIVE ALL BY MYSELF
sugamomma: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
kingofthecourt: FINE
sugamomma: FINE
kingofthecourt: IM GLAD
sugamomma: SO AM I
kingofthecourt: ...

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

wakemeupinside: what was that
dadchi: What

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: no one escapes CIRCLETINE
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we're not even talking about circletine anymore someone change it
dadchi: Suga would you mind telling me what is going on between you and kageyama
sugamomma: HE SHIPS EREJEAN
kingofthecourt: YEAH ITS A PERFECTLY FINE SHIP
sugamomma: NO ITS NOT THEY FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER
kingofthecourt: YEAH WELL EREN AND ARMIN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS NOT FUCKING LOVERS
sugamomma: OKAY YOU SHUT UP I COULD SAY THAT ABOUT YOU AND HINATA
kingofthecourt: SUGA YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT FUCKIGN SAY AYNTHFING ABOTU THAT!!!!!!!112OKRWLE SFUCKCIGNG RDHFN

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine: wait what
literalsunshine: did i see my name
literalsunshine: yeah thaTS TOTALLY MY NAME WHAT THE FUCK
sugamomma: ............ shit
dadchi: GODDAMNIT SUGA
literalsunshine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU AND HINATA"
literalsunshine: SUGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
sugamomma: FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCJFUIKCUFKJUCKU FUCKFU CJUFKC

sugamomma left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: o shit wait
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wait what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: whats going on
yourultimatesenpai: o shit
yourultimatesenpai: holllyy shit
yourultimatesenpai: things are happening

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine added sugamomma to the conversation.

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine: NOBODY ESCAPES CIRCLETINE
literalsunshine: OH GODDAMNIT KAGEYAMA

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: CAN ONE OF YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK SUGA MEANT???
literalsunshine: "YOU AND HINATA"
literalsunshine: WHAT
kingofthecourt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kingofthecourt: SUGAUG SGUA YOU FNEED DUFKC UFKCIGN SAVE ME
kingofthecourt: SUGAAAAA YOU SAID YOU UCKING WOUDLNT

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine: GET YOUR SECRET KEEPING ASS BACK HERE
literalsunshine: W AHT THE CFJUCK HE BLOCKED ME
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ahh, i see whats going on here
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i think wed better leave the kouhais to their thing
yourultimatesenpai: ye
literalsunshine: EVE N??????? YOUT GYUSY?????? UNDDRSTAND?????????????????????????????????? WTF THE FUCK
literalsunshine:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS
literalsunshine: SUGAAA?????????????
dadchi: EVERYONE SHUT UP
dadchi: We will discuss this tomorrow, at practive

literalsunshine: literally what the fuck is going on
literalsunshine: i havent seen kageyama all day
literalsunshine: suga's avoiding me like the plague
literalsunshine: and tanaka and noya are being little shits they wont tell me anything
literalsunshine: guys please
literalsunshine: im serious
sugamomma: i promised kageyama i wouldnt tell anyone
literalsunshine: tell anyone what
literalsunshine: i guess you already told me, but i dont know what you told me??
sugamomma: kageyama should be the one to tell you
literalsunshine: he blOCKED ME
dadchi: Dont start with the caps locks again or ill block you
literalsunshine: ):
sugamomma: he blocked me too
sugamomma: daichi can i borrow your phone
dadchi: Yes

(dadchi: kageyama
kingofthecourt: daichi if suga asked you to talk to me i dont wanna hear it
kingofthecourt: i cant believe this
dadchi: its suga..........
dadchi: kageyama im serious im really sorry i didnt mean to
dadchi: i was caught up in the moment
kingofthecourt: sorry doesnt cut it
kingofthecourt: fuck off suga, i never want to speak to you again)

sugamomma: i used daichis phone to talk to him and he told me, and i quote,
sugamomma: "fuck off suga, i never want to speak to you again"
sugamomma: end quote
sugamomma: he then proceeded to block daichi
literalsunshine: i have an idea
literalsunshine: yamaguchi
gucci: uh?? ye??????
literalsunshine: youre cute he wont block you
literalsunshine: probably
literalsunshine: i think youre the best bet
literalsunshine: can you talk to him??? i dont know why hes this mad at me
gucci: ill try, i guess

(gucci: kageyama
kingofthecourt: yamaguchi dont
gucci: but kageyama
kingofthecourt: no
gucci: ...
gucci: ok sorry)

gucci: sorry guys i did my best
TsukishimaKei: i will smack some sense into that volleyball idiot
literalsunshine: tsukishima im pretty sure youll just make it worse
TsukishimaKei: you underestimate me
TsukishimaKei: being as quiet as i am, i deal with emotions a lot
TsukishimaKei: this will be easy
gucci: go tsukki!!!
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi

(TsukishimaKei: listen up, idiot.
TsukishimaKei: i dont care what you have to say on the matter.
TsukishimaKei: im not one to really get caught in your dumb drama, but well
TsukishimaKei: youre causing a commotion.
TsukishimaKei: i know how you feel about that dumb shrimpy.
TsukishimaKei: i knew before today. you dont hide it well.
TsukishimaKei: i think youre hurting his feelings kageyama.
TsukishimaKei: and i know you dont want that.
kingofthecourt: stick to calling me a volleyball idiot. kageyama sounds weird coming from you.)

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: bakAGEYAMA PLEASE
literalsunshine: WHATS GOING ONNNNNN
kingofthecourt: uh
kingofthecourt: im
sugamomma: kageyama i know this isnt how you wouldve liked, but nows the best time if youre going to do it.
kingofthecourt: right, ok, uh
kingofthecourt: hinata i love you
literalsunshine: what
literalsunshine: i love you too??
literalsunshine: kageyama was that all
kingofthecourt: wwwWWWWAIT
kingofthecourt: WHAT THEFUCK
literalsunshine: what
literalsunshine: kageyama were dating right? it shoudnt be a big deal to say that
kingofthecourt: oH MY GOD.
sugamomma: hHOHJHOHOOLY SHIT OMFG IM CYRING
dadchi: ARE YOPU SERIPUS
dadchi: ARE YOU SERIOUS/??????/
literalsunshine: ???????????????????? what
TsukishimaKei: did i just get all touchy feely for no reason
TsukishimaKei: i hate this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wakemeupinside: I CANNOT BELIEVE
ROLLINGTHUDNER: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yourultimatesenpai: is this the real life
kingofthecourt: NO WAY
kingofthecourt: NO WAY, NO WAY NO WAY
yourultimatesenpai: is this just fantasy
yourultimatesenpai: caught in a landsliiiiiiiiiiiiide
yourultimatesenpai: no escape from reality
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sugamomma: GUYS IM FUCKING SERIOUS IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING
wakemeupinside: I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
literalsunshine: hahaha guess what i dont know whats going on again this is great
kingofthecourt: HINATA
kingofthecourt: HINATA HAVE YOU
kingofthecourt: OH MY GOD
kingofthecourt: HAVE YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DATING THIS ENTIRE TIME?
literalsunshine: yes?
kingofthecourt: WE WERENT
literalsunshine: i
literalsunshine: ... oh
literalsunshine: i
literalsunshine: what?
kingofthecourt: HINATA THATS WHY I FREAKED OUT
kingofthecourt: HINATA I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT YOU FUCKING KNOWING
literalsunshine: wait so
literalsunshine: im confused are we dating now
kingofthecourt: I
kingofthecourt: YES
kingofthecourt: IF YOU WANT TO???
literalsunshine: of course, i thought we already fucking were
TsukishimaKei: well isnt that sweet
TsukishimaKei: now stop or ill get diabetes
literalsunshine: SHUT UP STINGYSHIMA I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU AND YAMAGUCHI
gucci: holy shit hinata no
TsukishimaKei: do you want to die, shrimpy.
literalsunshine: also, kageyama and suga, youre both wrong about everything
literalsunshine: jeankasa is best ship. no ifs ands or buts.
kingofthecourt: its really hard to be mad right now but ill fIND A WAY
sugamomma: hINATA YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH UP

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gucci: tsukki
gucci: tsuKKI THIS IS A LITTLE IMPORTNAT ANSWER ASAP PLEASE

gucci: TSUKKI ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES WHERE U AT

gucci: TSUKKIIIIIIEIEIEIEIEIITFEWOH JR R
TsukishimaKei: what
gucci: TSUKKI1!!1/11!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I NEED YOU RIGTH NOW PLASE
TsukishimaKei: yamaguchi whats wrong
gucci: I GOT BEAT UP
TsukishimaKei: no you didnt
gucci: yeah youre right, it was just a tesst
gucci: but for SOME REASON ONLY NOW IS WHEN YOU RESPONDED
TsukishimaKei: my brother gave me a movie. he said he was dumb and he didnt like it so he was giving it to me.
gucci: WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT
TsukishimaKei: it was about dinosaurs
gucci: tsukki i s2g
literalsunshine: what movie was it
TsukishimaKei: jurassic park
gucci: you guys know whats great
gucci: listening to yamaguchis problems
gucci: you should try it its the best
TsukishimaKei: okay yamaguchi, what
gucci: wow so sympathetic thanks
TsukishimaKei: OMG YAMA!!1!!1!! WHATS WRONG R U OK>???//?////
TsukishimaKei: is that better
gucci: no
gucci: anyways
gucci: i have a v v important question
TsukishimaKei: right, okay
TsukishimaKei: what
gucci: yes yes dO YOU LIKE TO PARTY PARTY???
yourultimatesenpai: holy shit
yourultimatesenpai: (yes i like to party party)
TsukishimaKei: wait what
gucci: DO YOU LIKE TO DANCY DANCE???????
ROLLINGTHINDER: (yes i wore my party pants)
TsukishimaKei: this is the reason i hate this team
TsukishimaKei: its full of fucking memers

ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY".

yourultimatesenpai: (party pants party pants party pants party pants party pants party pants)
gucci: I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: (sparkle party sparkle party)
gucci: VERY HARDCORE SPARKLE PARTY
yourultimatesenpai: (sparkle party sparkle party)
TsukishimaKei: talk to me again sometime when youre not going to meme, okay
gucci: nokay
gucci: wenn es gibt kein glitzer es gibt kein party, ja.

sugamomma: whAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR BREAKFAST YACHI??
yachi: muffiiiiiiiiiiins
TsukishimaKei: NO NO N NONO NON ONONO NON O
TsukishimaKei: I LITERALLY CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE MEMES IM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK
gucci: because of memes
TsukishimaKie: FUCK OFF YAMAGUCHI IM GOPNNA GO WATCH JURASSIC PARK
sugamomma: thats right
sugamomma: at karasuno muffins, we know that muffins make the BEST BREAKFAST!!!!!1!!!!
sugamomma: so why not try all of our EXITING NEW FLAVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gucci: tsukki do you wanna try all of sugas EXITING NEW FLAVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TsukishimaKei: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugamomma: raspberry
sugamomma: cranberry!
sugamomma: apples!!
sugamomma: cinnamon
sugamomma: pecan
TsukishimaKei: i will NOT TRY ANY OF THESE GODDAMN MEME CUPCAKES
gucci: theyre muffins
TsukishimaKei: F CUK YOU
sugamomma: pumpkin!
sugamomma: nut
sugamomma: date nut!!!!!!!
literalsunshine: stingyshiiiiima (:
literalsunshine: you better not (:
literalsunshine: be thinking (:
sugamomma: lemon poppyseed muffin!
literalsunshine: of leaaaaaaving (:
TsukishimaKei: i hate this
sugamomma: banaaanaaaaaaa!
sugamomma: orange
dadchi: Suga
sugamomma: peach!
sugamomma: strawberry
dadchi: Suga please
sugamomma: blueberry!
sugamomma: boysenberry!
dadchi: Suga i think its time to stop
sugamomma: almond!
dadchi: Suga i
sugamomma: choco choco chip!
dadchi: P l s
sugamomma: carrot!
sugamomma: gooseberry!
sugamomma: pumpernickel
dadchi: SUGA
sugamomma: fish.
dadchi: SUGAAAAA
dadchi: Wait what
gucci: tsukki are you dead
TsukishimaKei: yes
sugamomma: paperclip!
dadchi: Wait suga
sugamomma: ink
sugamomma: bird!
dadchi: Suga these muffins are starting to
sugamomma: shampoo!!!!
TsukishimaKei: is there a dinosaur muffin because thats all i want right now
TsukishimaKei: free me from these memes
sugamomma: star wars muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourultimatesenpai: woAAAHHHHH I WANT A STAR WARS MUFFIN
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SAME SAME
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SUGA IF WE CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL WOULD YOU MAKE US STAR WARS MUFFINS
sugamomma: bullfrog!
kingofthecourt: holy shit i thought that said bullshit at first
literalsunshine: kageyama pls
sugamomma: crickets!
gucci: what are these insane muffin flavors
sugamomma: cigarettes
dadchi: OMFG SUGA YOU SHOULD MAKE COACH SOME CIGARETTE MUFFINS
sugamomma: isreali palastinian conflict muffins!
yourultimatesenpai: guys............ i think we lost suga
sugamomma: bits of glass muffin!
sugamomma: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sugamomma: asbestos!
sugamomma: IM BAKING MUFFINS ASBESTOS I CAN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH
youtultimatesenpai: ooohhhhhhhh noya
yourultimatesenpai: i finally figured out the obscure internet hes referencing
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf ive known the whole time
sugamomma: monkey!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tanaka pls
yourultimatesenpai: ):
sugamomma: al jerome muffin
sugamomma: elephant
dadchi: Whats with all the zoo animals
literalsunshine: ok daichi there have been literally two zoo animals
sugamomma: pencil
sugamomma: newspaper
dadchi: Shut up hinata
sugamomma: fire!!!!!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fire muffin is a muffin i can get behind
sugamomma: imAAAAGINARY MUFFIN
yourultimatesenpai: ok suga we get it
yourultimatesenpai: youre an obscure internet memer
yourultimatesenpai: you can stop now
sugamomma: cartoon muffin!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tanaka i think its too late
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hes too deep into the mom role
sugamomma: blood.
dadchi: Blood?
sugamomma: whaT MUFFIC WOULD YOU LIKE FOR BREAKFAST YACHI
yachi: ................ I LOST MY APPETITE
sugamomma: youll eat a muffin.
sugamomma: youll eat it and LIKE IT.
dadchi: Um
dadchi: I am generally uncomfortable
sugamomma: sO TRY ALL OF OUR DELICIOUS KARASUNO MUFFINS
sugamomma: AT KARASUNO MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!
dadchi: Um can you change the name or something because thats the name of out team and blood muffin doesnt seem like such a good promotional muffic
literalsunshine: is that all youre worried about
TsukishimaKei: okay if everyones done fucking with my emotions im gonna go live in the closet for the rest of my life
gucci: tsukki are you ok
TsukishimaKei: shut
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi
gucci: yeahhhhh, youre probably fine
yourultimatesenpai: does anyone find it odd that suga has just stopped
yourultimatesenpai: like usually after we meme we go back to normal but suga
yourultiamtesenpai: suga are you okay??
sugamomma: why do you ask
dadchi: Okay hes probably fine

TsukishimaKei: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOH
TsukishimaKei: LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH
TsukishimaKei: LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOH
TsukishimaKei: THOUGHT YOUD ALWAYS BE MIIIIIIINE
gucci: tsuKUKII ARE YOU OKAY,,
TsukishimaKei: UM,
TsukishimaKei: UH,
TsukishimaKei: YES THIS IS KEI
gucci: oh, hi akiteru
literalsunshine: whos akiteru?
TsukishimaKei: ugh, i am
TsukishimaKei: my name is tsukishima akiteru!! im keis big bro!!
gucci: howd you get tsukki to let you on his account?
TsukishimaKei: well, actually, he didnt let me
TsukishimaKei: but i wanna see what keis up to!!!!!!! hes always so distant
literalsunshine: EWEWEW I DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE IT
literalsunshine: I DONT LIKE IT.mp4
TsukishimaKei: dont like what??
literalsunshine: AAAHAWHSHFHSGHHGHUIDRJMJFKDKJKJFDFDLKFD IT LOOKS SO UNNATURAL
kingofthecourt: he means that youre on your brothers account.
kingofthecourt: usually your brother is
kingofthecourt: well
kingofthecourt: distant, i guess, to us too
kingofthecourt: and well, having someone like you talk so differently from him
literalsunshine: ITS WEIRD I DONT LIKW IT I DONT LIKE ITTTTTTT
wakemeupinside: rip hinata
literalsunshine: ASAHI WILL YOU COME TO MY FUNERAL
wakemeupinside: yes
wakemeupinside: maybe
literalsunshine: ASAHIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wakemeupinside: SORRY I WAS JUST KIDDING
TsukishimaKei: do i really talk that differently ffro mkeisxoaemrmawekra
TsukiahimaKei: sdh tjkwrae tvarejtoiwrenjrekvdckmcfmklfcmklcdlmkefjileurrysairer55
literalsunshine: AAAAAAAA TSUKISHIMA IS KILLING HIS BIG BROTHERERRERER!!! FDUCKIGNG

literalsunshine left the conversation.

kingofthecourt added literalsunshine to the conversation.

TsukishimaKei: im not talking to my brother for a week
gucci: thats mean tsukki
TsukishimaKei: its a just punishment
gucci: ): nothing you ever do is a just punishment
gucci: you know like that time you stabbed me in the hand
TsukishimaKei: that was just for you TELLING THEM ABOUT THE THING YUOU STARTED IT
literalsunshine: *The Incident™
TsukishimaKei: fuck off hinata
literalsunshine: thats not very nice

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literalsunshine: The Rumor Come Out: Does Kageyama Tobio is Gay?
kingofthecourt: hinata at any other time i would be willing but please its like 3 am i just want to sleep
literalsunshine: Kageyama Tobio is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay.
dadchi: Hinata
dadchi: It is exactly 3:34 am
dadchi: I cannot have another sleepless night go to bed please
literalsunshine: At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his volleyball career, but his bad rumor.
kingofthecourt: i have to gET UP EARLY HINATA PLEASE
dadchi: HINATA WE ARE BEGGING YOU
kingofthecourt: im not begging him
dadchi: Do you want to sleep tonight kageyama
kingofthecourt: WERE BEGGING YOU
literalsunshine: The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this volleyball player revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
kingofthecourt: hinata if you shut up right now i wont call you dumbass once tomorrow
literalsunshine: (; ok

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ROLLINGTHUNDER: kei
yourultimatesenpai: kei
ROLLINGTHUNDER: keiiiiii
TsukishimaKei: stop
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what no
yourultimatesenpai: keeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
TsukishimaKei: STOP
ROLLINGTHUNDER: kei
yourultimatesenpai: key
yourultimatesenpai: *kei
TsukishimaKei: WHAT DO YOU WANT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we have a proposal.
yourultimatesenpai: and not the marriage kind
TsukishimaKei: what
yourultimatesenpai: heres our proposal:
yourultimatesenpai: if you meme, we will stop harassing you with memes.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: (probably; see fine print)
TsukishimaKei: what will i get out of that
ROLLINGTHUNDER: us not memeing you
TsukishimaKei: ugh i guess thats sufficient
TsukishimaKei: yamaguchi, would you care to aid me in my memes?
gucci: i thoUGH YOUD NEVER ASK TSUKKI
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi
gucci: sorry tsukki
gucci: anyway do you mean Our Meme
TsukishimaKei: yes that one
gucci: yES IM READYY

yourultimatesenpai: are you gonna do it or nah
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ye dont be wimps!!!!! WIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TsukishimaKei: isnt that my line?
literalsunshine: do you guys wanna hear a story
yourultimatesenpai: no were busy
ROLLINGTHUNDER: sorry hinata
literalsunshine: ok im gonna tell you anyway
literalsunshine: so the other day one of my friends on tumblr kept posting about boobs
literalsunshine: but it wasnt like, "sexy" boob posts
yourultimatesenpai: hinata
literalsunshine: first she was talking about the word boob
literalsunshine: and then she was talking about how theyre just lumps of fat ("why do people even think theyre attractive" -my friend)
literalsunshine: lmfao idk i just felt like you should know
yourultimatesenaoi: wow interesting
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wait whats her url
yourultimatesenpai: nOYA!>>?!/!/!/!?!/1/ I AM BETRAYED. I THOUGHT. WE HAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SOMETHING SPECIIAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
ROLLINGTHUNDER: sorry lmao i wanna see the boob posts
literalsunshine: auntie-faygo.tumblr.com
ROLLINGTHUNDER: thank ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yourultimatesenapi: noya i cant believe u
ROLLINGTHUNDER: here do you wanna see the post??? ill link it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: http://auntie-faygo.tumblr.com/post/141644772410/lmao-what
yourultimatesenpai: ok wait a sec

yourultimatesenpai: noya i cant believe you went this far to fucking do that
yourultimatesenpai: we arent friends anymore
ROLLINGTHUNDER: lmao you knew id get you someday bro
yourultimatesenpai: how could you do this to me
TsukishimaKei: i was walking through the forest of moccasin breath
yourultimatesenpai: omFG,
TsukishimaKei: when i saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
TsukishimaKei: i want to ooooown them
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HOLY,,,,,,, HO, L, YFUKC, IG ,N, SHIT
TsukishimaKei: but can you even dance in those pants
gucci: waTCH ME WOMAN
TsukishimaKei: they made him move like a vessel of shimmy
TsukishimaKei: all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty
ROLLIGNTHUNDER: IM SOBBING
TsukishimaKei: i need to get some
dadchi: Whats happening in this chat
TsukishimaKei: put my body in some
dadchi: Never mind
TsukishimaKei: then i can rule the laaaand
TsukishimaKei: am i done now
yourultimatesenpai: SURE YEAH WHATEVER OMGFGGF,G,, HAHAHHA
yourultimatesenpai: CAN YOU FUCKIGN BEILEIVE IM SOVBING
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
TsukishimaKei: thanks yamaguchi
gucci: (;

sugamomma: do you ever juust think 'huh i havent sneezed in a while'
sugamomma: and then like 3 minutes later you sneeze like 35 times
literalsunshine: I do not sneeze. I am not of this world.
kingofthecourt: hinata ive seen you sneeze at least 4000 times
literalsunshine: ):

yourultimatesenpai: why do people act like drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth is so terrible
ROLLINGTHUNDER: //leaves
ROLLINGTHUNDER: bye
yourultimatesenpai: im serious wtf
dadchi: HOW THE FUCK
sugamomma: im literally baffled
yourultimatesenpai: i dont
yourultimatesenpai: understand
wakemeupinside: tanaka im telling the principal and im gonna make him put you in detention for this with my "Threateningly Mature Looks", as described by daichi
yourultimatesenpai: cries
TsukishimaKei: i dont get it either.
literalsunshine: thATS IT THAT S FUCKING IT, NOW IM SURE TUSKISHIMA IS DMEON SPAWN
gucci: TSUKKI WHAT THE FUCK I TRUSTED YOU
literalsunshine: SATEON SPAWM
TsukishimaKei: egh
kingofthecourt: im not gonna say anything
literalsunshine: [gASP]
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA YOU DONT MEAN
kingofthecourt: fuCK
literalsunshine: DONT TELL ME YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND THEN DRINK ORANGE JUICE WITHOUT BLINKING A FUCKING EYE
kingofthecourt: YES??
dadchi: What the fuck im kicking you all off the team
kingofthecourt: NO I MEAN NO
literalsunshine: i disown you as a teammate
sugamomma: baffled

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literalsunshine: kageyama you know how we were talking about names yesterday
kingofthecourt: yeah? diD YOU FIND A GOOD ONE?????
literalsunshine: well, no, kinda
literalsunshine: we were thinking too hard about it!!!! what if we name it something simple, like
literalsunshine: like george
wakemeupinside: wtf
kingofthecourt: george? no thats a dumb name
wakemeupinside: what are you guys talking about
literalsunshine: names
wakemeupinside: i
wakemeupinside: well i can see that but names for what
kingofthecourt: uhhhhhh
kingofthecourt: o shit
literalsunshine: what
kingofthecourt: we foRGOT TO ASK PERMISSION TO NAME IT
literlasunshine: S HTI
wakemeupinside: NAME WHAT
kingofthecourt: QUICK HINATA ASK
literalsunshine: NO WAY IM NOT DOING IT YOU DO IT
kingofthecourt: NO NOO NONONO NO NO ON ONN YOU DO IT
literalsunshine: YOU DO IT
wakemeupinside: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOIU GAUYSY FOCKLTNKA ABOUT
kingofthecourt: YOUUUU, YOU DO IT
literalsunshine: ILL GIVE YOU MILK IF YOU DO IT
kingofthecourt: huh, compelling
kingofthecourt: bUT CANT I JUST BUY MILK MYSELF
literalsunshine: ISNT IT BETTER IF I PAY?!?!?!??!?!/!
kingofthecourt: UHHHH UMM
kingofthecourt: ILL LET YOU WALL SLAM ME IF YOU DO IT
literalsunshine: sold to the boy with the orange hair
kingofthecourt: haha yes
wakemeupinside: ok hinata what are you doing
literalsunshine: sugaaaaa-senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sugamomma: what the fuck
literalsunshine: what
sugamomma: you only call me -senpai when you want something
literalsunshine: um
literalsunshine: me and kageyama uhhh
literalsunshine: we want permission for something
wakemeupinside: permission for what
sugamomma: yeah what asahi said
literalsunshine: we want to name your mole!!!
sugamomma: i
sugamomma: my mole
wakemeupinside: wh
sugamomma: you
sugamomma: you want to name my mole
literalsunshine: yes
sugamomma: what
literalsunshine: can we
sugamomma: i
sugamomma: WHY
literalsunshine: well you havent named it right??
sugamomma: well no
sugamomma: but like
literalsunshine: thEN WE WANNA NAME IT
literalsunshine: PLEAAAASEEEEEE SUGA-SENPAI
sugamomma: hm
sugamomma: only if you both call me mom
literalsunshine: MOM PLEASE
kingofthecourt: MOMMMMM
sugamomma: heheh
sugamomma: again!
kingofthecourt: MOM!!!!!!!!
literalsunshine: MOM
sugamomma: heheheheheh
sugamomma: AGAIN
dadchi: Okay thats enough of that
sugamomma: ok fine name my mole
sugamomma: but like
sugamomma: why do you watn to name it
literalsunshine: ???? because it doesnt have one
kingofthecourt: now that thats out of the way
kingofthecourt: were not naming it george thats stupid
literalsunshine: IS NOT
literalsunshine: george is perfectly fine
kingofthecourt: i dont like it
literalsunshine: why not
kingofthecourt: kinggeorge.jpeg
literalsunshine: do you have something against kings
kingofthecourt: maybe
literalsunshine: pffAHAHAHAHAHA
kingofthecourt: ),; cries
literalsunshine: nO STOP I DONT LIKE IT
literalsunshine: ITS TOO UNCHARACTERISTIC I DONT LIKE IT
TsukishimaKei: my, what a big word hinata
literalsunshine: you shut up
literalsunshine: anyway
literalsunshine: if were not naming it george idk what to name it so
kingofthecourt: lets name it milk
literalsunshine: pffFfafwkejsdga OMFG KAGEYMAA IM CCRYING,,
kingofthecourt: so were naming it milk then right
literalsunshine: nope no way
sugamomma: ok youre not naming my mole after your favorite goddamn beverage
kingofthecourt: ),,,,,,;
literalsunshine: oMFG NO WAY STOP
kingofthecourt: hmm
kingofthecourt: daichi what do you think
dadchi: I think this is stupid why would you name a mole
literalsunshine: ok,,,,,,,
literalsunshine: but what do you think we should name it
dadchi: Saori Sakoda
kingofthecourt: oh my god
sugamomma: NO STOP TRYING TO NAME MY MOLE WEIRD THINGS
yachi: i never really noticed suga-sans mole before...
yachi: but now i have the suggen urge to poke it.
sugamomma: HUH???? WHAT
sugamomma: this is getting weird...
gucci: suga has a mole?
sugamomma: yeah
gucci: SINCE WHEN??????
sugamomma: since always???????????
sugamomma: its under my left eye
gucci: how have i never noticed this
literalsunshine: lets name it suga jr
sugamomma: omfg im wheezing
sugamomma: no
kingofthecourt: how about roz
literalsunshine: roz?
kingofthecourt: from monsters inc
sugamomma: tempting but no
literalsunshine: IK NOW!!!!!
literalsunshine: lets name it seijoh
dadchi: No
sugamomma: what even is this anymore
ROLLINGTHUNDER: lets name it rick astley
literalsunshine: no.
dadchi: Out of the question
yourultimatesenpai: FUCKK NO
kingofthecourt: why would you even

ROLLINGTHUNDER: and i said heYEAYEAYEAYEA HEYEAYEA
yourultimatesenpai: I SAID HEY
yourultimatesenpai: WHATS GOIN ONNNNN
literalsunshine: lets name the mole heman
kingofthecourt: hinata no
ROLLINGSENPAI: AND HE TRIIIIIEEEEEESSSS
literalsunshine: she-ra
kingofthecourt: NO
literalsunshine: skeletor?
sugamomma: yes
yourultimatesenpai: oh my GOD do i try
kingofthecourt: WHAT
kingofthecourt: NO WE CANT NAME IT SKELETOR
yourultimatesenpai: i TRY ALL THE TIME
yourultimatesenapi: in this institution
sugamomma: its my mole and i say we name it skeletor
ROLLINGTHUNDER: A ND HE PRAYYYS
yourultimatesenpai: OH YM GOD DO I PRAY
dadchi: I dare you to name is skeletor
yourultimatesenpai: I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY
sugamomma: ok
yourultimatesenpai: FOR THE REVOLUTIONNNNNNN
yourultimatesenapi: and i say
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HEYEAYEAYEAYEA HEYEAYEA
dadchi: He actually dID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
literalsunshine: dont you mean mad *dog (;
dadchi: Eugh
ROLLINGTHUNDER: I SAID HEY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WHATS GOING ON

literalsunshine: do you guys dare me to spike a volleyball into oikawas face the next time i see him
dadchi: No
sugamomma: no
wakemeupinside: no
kingofthecourt: yes
ROLLINGTHUNDER: thatd be funny but no
dadchi: Kageyama no
literalsunshine: lmao i cant believe you guys are making me do this
dadchi: Were not
sugamomma: hinata dont
literalsunshine: hERE I GO
dadchi: FUCKING DONT
literalsunshine: holy shit
sugamomma: what? are you okay?
literalsunshine: OH SHIT HE FC SFUCKING CHSING ME WHAT TREH CUK DO I DO
kingofthecourt: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING

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sugamomma: gooo tell aunt rhoooodyyh
sugamomma: goo tell aunt rhoooooooooody
dadchi: SUGA STOP NO

sugamomma renamed the conversation to "go tell aunt rhody".

sugamomma: go tell aunt rhoooody
sugamomma: that the old grey goose is dead
dadchi: SUGA I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT MOVIE
sugamomma: it wasnt even scary
sugamomma: in fact it wa really bad
dadchi: IT SCARED ME OK
sugamomma: y tho
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf are you two on about
sugamomma: this so-called "horror" movie we watched one time
sugamomma: it wasnt even scary tho
dadchi: Yes it was
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oooOOOOOOOoooo what was it abt
sugamomma: dont really remember
sugamomma: this girl had problems, and she had this weird thing going on with dolls
sugamomma: and um her mom/daughter died i think? idk
sugamomma: and then her new husband was like "ir creepin me out"
sugamomma: it was weird
dadchi: It was really creepy
sugamomma: was not
dadchi: It fucking was too
ROLLINGTHUNDER: whats it called
sugamomma: cant remember
dadchi: It probably had te word Doll in the title
sugamomma: GOOOO TELL AUNT RHOOOODYYY
dadchi: NO
literalsunshine: OMF I LOVE THAT SONG ITS MY JAM
literalsunshine: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vxDJKjoBI
dadchi: EUGH
sugamomma: 10/10 music taste hinata
sugamomma: who cares about the twnty pilots
sugamomma: //jk tho tøp is gr8
literalsunshine: what abt melanie martinez
sugamomma: also gr8
kingofthecourt: do you guys know the song venus ambassador
literalsunshine: no
sugamomma: no
sugamomma: gooo tell aunt rhooooooodg
sugamomma: go tell aunt rhody that the old grey goose is dead

dadchi left the conversation.

literalsunshine added dadchi to the coversation.

literalsunshine: suga, would you like to do the honors
sugamomma: nobody escapes go tell aunt rhody
dadchi: //cries

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{wow this whole part of the chapter was super fucking racist so i deleted it -author, years later}

sugamomma: QUICK HAS ANYONE HERE EVER TOUCHED A JELLYFISH
dadchi: Where the fuck have you been
dadchi: One of the most fucked up memes just happened and you werent here suga wtf
sugamomma: HAS ANYONE HERE
sugamomma: EVER TOUCHED
sugamomma: A JELLYFISH
dadchi: No
literalsunshine: i have
kingofthecourt: wtf why
literalsunshine: because
kingofthecourt: you dumbass thats a terrible reason
sugamomma: OK THANKS BYE

literalsunshine: i think i want to play baseball
kingofthecourt: never speak to me ever again
literalsunshine: no not like
literalsunshine: im not quitting volleyball i just
literalsunshine: i wanna play A GAME of baseball
kingofthecourt: why do i feel like wed be terrible at baseball
TsukishimaKei: because youre volleyball idiots, not baseball idiots
literalsunshine: good point, good point
literalsunshine: maybe we could play tennis
dadchi: No, wed definitely be terrible at tennis
literalsunshine: badmitten?
kingofthecourt: thats basically the same thing as tennis
gucci: no, badmitten is played with a birdie and tennis with a tennisball
kingofthecourt: yeah and thats like the only difference
sugamomma: what if we played basket ball
sugamomma: its not that different from volleyball rigth? except this time were just TRYING to get the ball in the net
dadchi: Suga im an 95% sure basketball is nowhere close to volleyball
sugamomma: whats the other 5%
dadchi: idk
TsukishimaKei: we could play croquet
literalsunshine: no
TsukishimaKei: why
literalsunshine: croquet is an old people game
yachi: uh
yachi: play football
dadchi: HAHAHAHAHAHA
yachi: what
dadchi: Imagine these idiots playing football
yachi: lmao ur right
yachi: nm hoes
literalsunshine: WAIT I THINK I KNOW THE SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEMS
kingofthecourt: what

(literalsunshine: KENMA
puddinghead: what
imalwaysthisnice: When did HE get in this chat?!
imalwaysthisnice: eugh, even with him AORUND my good grammar doesnt look right
literalsunshine: I NEED YOUR HELP
puddinghead: uh, ok with what
literalsunshine: WHAT SPORT SHOULD WE PLAY
imalwaysthisnice: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CAME HERE TO ASK SOMETHING THAT STUPID
imalwaysthisnice: wait did you just way what sport
puddinghead: um
puddinghead: volleyball?
literalsunshine: NO OTHER THAN THAT
puddinghead: i dont know
puddinghead: play the legend of zelda: ocarina of time
literalsunshine: thats not a sport)

kingofthecourt: dumbass tell us your solution
literalsunshine: it didnt work
kingofthecourt: bUT WHAT DID YOU JUST DOOOO?? /??? ?/ //?/ //??/ ?//
literalsunshine: i asked kenma (and sort of kuroo) but they didnt know
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER
sugamomma: yeahhhh lets play soccer!!
literalsunshine: i would agree but i dont want a broken shin
kingofthecourt: how the hell would you break your shin playing soccer
TsukishimaKei: do you even know how to play soccer
kingofthecourt: OF COURSE I DO SHUT UP
literalsunshine: im gonna ask oikawa
dadchi: Ew

(literalsunshine: oIKAWA-SANNNNN I NEED YOUR HELP
grand_king: lacrosse
literalsunshine: OKAY THANKS)

literalsunshine: lacrosse
kingofthecourt: whats lacrosse
literalsunshine: never mind
yourultimatesenpai: i knoW JUST THE SPORT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING BRO
yourultimatesenpai: YEAH BRO
yourultimatesenpai: HOCKEY??
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HOCKET
yourultimatesenpai: maybe hockey can be our always
dadchi: I SWEAR ITS LIKE THEYRE PSYCHIC
literalsunshine: i think if we tried to play hockey wed die
yourultimatesenpai: pshhhhhhh itll be fine
literalsunshine: are you sure
yourultimatesenpai: okAY OKAY OKAY NEVER MIND GOOOD
gucci: how about chess
dadchi: I dont count chess as a sport
gucci: its a mind sport
dadchi: Shut up yamaguchi
gucci: sorry tsukki
gucci: wAIT I--
dadchi: HOLY FUCKKIING
TsukishimaKei: HAHAHAH OMFG
kingofthecourt: THIS IS STUPID WHY DONT WE JUST PLAY VOLLEYBALL
literalsunshine: tosS FOR ME
kingofthecourt: SHUT UP ASSHOLE, ITS ALREADY A GIVEN BY NOW
dadchi: So were playing volleyball
sugamomma: naturally.

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literalsunshine: you guys know donald trump
kingofthecourt: no because thsi is Japan™
kingofthecourt: and bECAUSE THIS IS JAPAN™ WHY WOULD ANY OF US KNOW WHO THE FUCK THAT IS
kingofthecourt: OF COURSE WE FUCKING KNOW DONALD TRUMP
literalsunshine: you dont have to yell i was just asking
literalsunshine: ok so anyway
literalsunshine: he has this building thats called trump tower
sugamomma: omfg really
literalsunshine: yeah
literalsunshine: oh youd like it yamaguci
gucci: no i wouldnt,,,,,, trump is dis g us t, i n,, ,g,,, ,, ,
literalsunshine: u sure.jpg
gucci: gasp,,
gucci: DAICHI CAN WE TAKE A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS--
dadchi: I hate you all
dadchi: I cant wait to graduate
literalsunshine: anyway this was not my point
literalsunshine: there was this guy that climbed up trump tower using suction cups
literalsunshine: and i aspire to be that guy
sugamomma: i thought you aspired to be the small giant
literalsunshine: combine them and thats me
kingofthecourt: HINATA YOURE A DUMBASS
kingofthecourt: YOURE SUCH A COMPLETE DUMBASS
kingofthecourt: YOURE A REAL IDIOT
TsukishimaKei: says the one whose only insult is "dumbass"
gucci: burn

ROLLINGTHUNDER: I LOVE THROWING THINGS
literalsunshine: oh

yourultimatesenpai: QUICK EVERYONE WATCH THIS VIDEO THANKS
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hinata aspires to be the guy who scaled trump tower and i aspire to be that tentacle
dadchi: What is wrong with you people
sugamomma: daichi nothing is wrong with them
sugamomma: theyre just
dadchi: Just what suga
sugamomma: theyre
sugamomma: theyre just a little strange
dadchi: "A little"
dadchi: Wow ok sure, if you say so
yourultimatesenpai: you dont understand daichi this is the pinnacle of art
ROLLINGTHUNDER: the pinnacle

yourultimatesenpai has renamed this conversation to "the pinnacle".

dadchi: I want to leave this chat right now but if i do hinata will just add me and say
dadchi: HAHAHAHAH DAICH (; (; (: 9 :(/ m:( : N(: 9: (: 9: 9: 9 (; 9; UR , ,, , NO1 ESCPAPAPP E E SEPS THE PINNACLE (; (; (; (; HAHAHAH AH AH HA HAH AHH AH HA H AHA HH A
literalsunshine: no
literalsunshine: maybe

literalsunshine: petition to rename kageya penelope
kingofthecourt: WHY PENELOPE
literalsunshine: idk just bc
literalsunshine: i think its a nice name anyway
kingofthecourt: then why didnt we name sugas mole that
sugamomma: its skeletor and youre never changing that kageyama
literalsunshine: YEAH KAGEYA
TsukishimaKei: OKAY HINATA IS THERE A SPECIFIC REASON YOURE CALLING KAGEYAMA "KAGEYA" OR
literalsunshine: well no but???????????
literalsunshine: what is ur PROBLEM stingyshima
TsukishimaKei: ?/?!/1/1/1//!/!? MMGGHH

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literalsunshine: ive never actually been to a science fair
kingofthecourt: that is a legit problem that we need to fix
literalsunshine: no i mean
literalsunshine: im just saying
kingofthecourt: no im serious
kingofthecourt: daichi can we have a science fair
dadchi: Of course
dadchi: Suga call sensei and coach
sugamomma: i gotchu daichi
literalsunshine: wiat wiayt wia ti wais wiat wsia wtiws
literalsunshine: thats so unnecessary
literalsunshine: ill just add them to the chat
wakemeupinside: okaY
wakemeupinside: OKAY
wakemeupinside: OKAY I CAN ACCEPT YOU HAVING KENMA ADDED
wakemeupinside: I CAN ACCEPT YOU HAVING OIKAWA ADDED
wakemeupinside: BUT WHY
wakemeupinside: WHY THE HELL
wakemeupinside: DID YOU ADD SENSEI AND COACH ON SKYPE
literalsunshine: ok but,,, why not?
literalsunshine: i have yachi and kiyoko added
yachi: are you trying to compare me to coach and sensei
literalsunshine: kind of
literalsunshine: i think its different because you and kiyoko are our managers
ROLLINGTHUNDER: kiyoko is great
yourultimatesenpai: shes so great
yachi: yeah i guess

literalsunshine added takeda and keishin_ukai to the conversation.

literalsunshine: now they will not escape
takeda: oh what
takeda: OH
takeda: okay okay never mind I was confused for a second
keishin_ukai: grosssss children
keishin_ukai: wait am i allowed to say that around the children
literalsunshine: IM NOT A CHILDREN!11!1!1!!!1!!1!!!!!1!
keishin_ukai: yes you are
kingofthecourt: you know who i dont like
kingofthecourt: oikawa
literalsunshine: kageyama now is not hte time for this
sugamomma: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR ANY OF THIS WE NEED TO PLAN A SCIENCE FAIR
sugamomma: SENSEI COACH UKAIIIIIII WE NEED YOUR HELP
takeda: for a science fair?
keishin_ukai: sounds stupid
keishin_ukai: i mean,
keishin_ukai: SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!!!!
keishin_ukai: or whatever the kids would say
literalsunshine: im not a children coach ):
keishin_ukai: whatever
keishin_ukai: anyway
keishin_ukai: were not doing a science fair its dumb
takeda: why do you think that?
keishin_ukai: because... i dont know it just is
kingofthecourt: you know who else i dont like
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA THIS ISNT THE TIME.
kingofthecourt: ushijima
literalsunshine: KA A GE Y A
keishin_ukai: whos that?
literalsunshine: DONT
literalsunshine: COACH DONT GET HIM STARTED
literalsunshine: JUST
literalsunshine: PLAN THAT SCIENCE FAIR
takeda: itll be fun!
keishin_ukai: okay okay okay fine
keishin_ukai: if were doing it, we might as well do it the best we can
keishin_ukai: SENSEI, WERE GOING OUT
literalsunshine: [SPITS OUT DRINK]
dadchi: I KNEW IT
sugamomma: hsahahaHAHHHAHAHA OMFG
keishin_ukai: FUCK FUCKFUCIKFUCKFUICKJ UFKC UFK CUFKJC UFKC UFKCJ I
keishin_ukai: PROBABLY SHOUDLDNT AHVE SAID FUCKI THSIN MANY TIMES UBT OH MY GFUCKING GOD
keishin_ukai: I MEANT WERE GOING ALL OUT
keishin_ukai: GOING ALL OUT
keishin_ukai: THATS WHAt i meant
keishin_ukia: i swear
literalsunshine: im fuckign cryig gng im liteRALLY SOBBIGN
keishin_ukai: SAWAMURA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW IT
dadchi: //Shrugs
keishin_ukai: um
keishin_ukai: sensei are you alive
takeda: no
sugamomma: i think you broke sensei, coach ukai
keishin_ukai: no shit
kingofthecourt: you know who else i dont like
takeda: who
literalsunshine: STO P
kingofthecourt: bokuto
literalsunshine: why
literalsunshine: bokutos great
literalsunshine: i like his knee pads

(HOOTIMMAOWL: AKAASHI I GOT THE FEELING THAT SOMEONE JUST COMPLIMENTED ME
keiji: youre probably just imagining it
HOOTIMMAOWL: ): youre just jealous)

gucci: wow same
gucci: where dOES HE GET THEM I WANT KNEE PADS LIKE THAT
literalsunshine: hey do you guys think pigeons have feelings
keishin_ukai: sensei are you broken
takeda: mhm
keishin_Ukai: shit
kingofthecourt: HEY YOU KNOW WHO I HATE
kingofthecourt: HINATA
kingofthecourt: SHUT UP ABOUT THE PIGEONS ALREADY I FUCKIGN
takeda: this is a very intense chat and I am scared
yachi: dont worry about it sensei, you get used to it

keishin_ukai: you meddling kids
yourultimatesenpai: what us
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we are perfect angels who did not do anything
yourultimatesenpai: spare us please
keishin_ukai: you TROUBLEMAKERS
yachi: what did they do
keishin_ukai: THEY STOLE MY BIKE
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we would never do such a thing we are perfect angels
yourultimatesenpai: yes whoever stole coach's bike should have to clean the gym for a month
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe not that far
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe just like a week or something
dadchi: Just give him back his bike

Chapter Text

kingofthecourt renamed the conversation to "rip kageyama tobio".

kingofthecourt: yes ok thats it my life is over
kingofthecourt: goodbye team im dead from now on
kingofthecourt: im going to move and change my name and dye my hair and start playing basketball or some shit
kingofthecourt: this is the end of my life
literalsunshine: lmfao whats ur problem
kingofthecourt: i dont want to talk about it
kingofthecourt: just know now that my name is pablo tobio and i have brown hair and i play basketball and i live in america ok bye

kingofthecourt left the conversation.

literalsunshine added kingofthecourt to the conversation.

literalsunshine: WEVE BEEN OVER THIS SO MANY TIMES NOW WHY CANT ANY OF YOU LEARN THAT NOBODY ESCAPES THIS GODDAMN CHAT
literalsunshine: i will say it for your benefit, anyway.
literalsunshine: nobody escapes rip kageyama tobio
literalsunshine: anyway
literalsunshine: i dont think pablo tobio is a name you can use because pablo isnt a last name
kingofthecourt: yeah well
kingofthecourt: im not going to let anyone call me by my first name so theyll just have to call me pablo from now on
literalsunshine: to~bi~o~
kingofthecourt: NO
literalsunshine: tobio-chan
kingofthecourt: DO NOT
keishin_ukai: LMFAO
literalsunshine: tobio-chan ill teach you how to serve good
kingofthecourt: STOP IM HAVING WAR FLASHBACks from,,, , , ,kitagawa.. . .. .. , ,. ,,. , ,. ., ,daiichi, , ., ., .. . .,,. , ., ,,, , sotp

(literalsunshine: quick i need you to distract kageyama
grand_kind: haha leave it to me chibi-chan!)

literalsunshine added grand_king to the conversation.

grand_king: ahhh tobio-chan!! (╯◕ω◕)╯
kingofthecourt: NO SOTP SNTOSPS OTP NO
grand_king: flashbacks from kitagawa daiichi??? i know what to do! (≧ω≦)
grand_king: knock knock!
kingofthecourt: no
grand_king: KNOCK KNOCK!
kingofthecourt: WHOS THERE
grand_king: no one!
grand_king: get it?? (^▽^)
grand_king: 'cause when you served nobody was there
grand_king: funny right?
grand_king: its a totally original joke i made up all by myself because i am so intelligent and also pretty
kingofthecourt: THATS
kingofthecourt: THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY
literalsunshine: it was mean but you gotta admit kageyama
literalsunshine: it was kinda funny.......... . ... . . ... . . .
keishin_ukai: it WAS kinda funny
takeda: ukai!!
yachi: coach pls
TsukishimaKei: stolen meme
TsukishimaKei: meme police, arrest this man
ROLLINGTHUNDER: OIKAWA TOORU YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MEME THEFT
grand_king: YEAH I STOLE THAT MEME
grand_king: AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WERENT FOR THAT MEDDLING TEAM
grand_king: AND THEIR LITTLE DECOY TOO
literalsunshine: lmao
kingofthecourt: heY WAIT I SEE WHATS GOING ON HERE
kingofthecourt: WHATEVER DUMBASS IM MOVING TO AMERICA AND DYING MY HAIR BROWN AND CHANGING MY NAME TO PABLO TOBIO AND LEARNING TO PLAY BASKETBALL
grand_king: brown? ಠ_ಠ
dadchi: Wait, pablo tobio?
yourultimatesenpai: basketball?
sugamomma: wait kageyama, why is your life over?
kingofthecourt: because
kingofthecourt: at the store today a girl from our school recognized me
literalsunshine: ok
kingofthecourt: she said she thought i was really cool and that we should DATE
literalsunshine: right
kingofthecourt: SHE SAID I DIDNT HAVE TO ANSWER RIGHT THEN AND SHE LEFT BUT
literalsunshine: yes
kingofthecourt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
literalsunshine: yes ok
literalsunshine: uh, is that all kageyama??
kingofthecourt: yeahhh... ,, ., .,.,. ,., ,., ., ,., . ., .,, .,
grand_king: normally i would make fun of you tobio-chan but
grand_king: wtf why is your life over?
grand_king: you should be glad you finally got asked out haha!
dadchi: //SPITS OUT DRINK
sugamomma: wait did they forget to tell anyone
wakemeupinside: maybe they were just embarrassed?
grand_king: what?
literalsunshine: oh shit
literalsunshine: kAGEYAMA WE FORGOT TO TELL ANYONE
kingofthecourt: like hell i would tell anyone if i didnt have to thats too embarrassing
wakemeupinside: or that, that too
grand_king: WHAT
literalsunshine: kageyama is dATING ME
literalsunshine: WANNA FITE ABOUT IT???
kingofthecourt: oh my god
grand_king: hahaha
grand_king: i knew something was going on there but i couldnt put my finger on it! (´ ▽ ` )ノ
kingofthecourt: anyway MY LIFE IS OVER BECAUSE 1. SHE???? RECOGNIZED? ? ??? ? / ??? ??? ME??? /!? !/1/ ?!? ?! ?!? ?!?/ 1? /!/ ?!/ / ?! ?!?
kingofthecourt: AND 2. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER?????? i cant just outright tell her about how gay i am
kingofthecourt: (answer: pretty gay)
grand_king: i know just how to help, tobio-chan! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
literalsunshine: you do?
dadchi: ... You do????
kingofthecourt: YOU DOO???/ ?? // ? ?
grand_king: of course i do!
literalsunshine: youre gay oikawa???
grand_king: im pan
dadchi: Okay when did this turn into sexuality anonymous

ROLLINGTHUNDER renamed the conversation to "sexuality anonymous".

dadchi: Stop

grand_king renamed the conversation to "tobio-chan defense squad".

kingofthecourt: no

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "kageyama defense squad".

kingofthecourt: better, i guess
grand_king: anyway
grand_king: just tell her you dont like her that way
grand_king: even if you are just starting to gain fans, tobio-chan~
grand_king: youre so gay (=ω=;)
grand_king: it would be true even if you were straight!!
sugamomma: oikawa is right, for once
grand_king: rude
sugamomma: i hate to start Mom Preaching but
sugamomma: i think you should tell her that you dont really even know her
sugamomma: and that youre dating someone else already
literalsunshine: AND IF SHE DOESNT LISTEN THE FIRST TIME ILL GIVE HER WHAT FOR
literalsunshine: ILL COME UP TO HER AND BE ALL LIKE GWAAH AND BWAAH
literalsunshine: AND SHE WONT MESS WITH US AGAIN
kingofthecourt: oh my god i hate all of you
literalsunshine: i think that means "thank u but ur all embarrassing"
sugamomma: 100%
grand_king: good luck tobio-chan!
grand_king: am i done being a distraction chibi-chan?
literalsunshine: yeah! thanks oikawa!!
grand_king: anytime~

grand_king left the conversation.

kingofthecourt: stop misinterpreting my words, i meant what i said and i said what i meant
kingofthecourt: i hate you all
sugamomma: aww we love you too kageyama!!
dadchi: Good luck with that girl
kingofthecourt: oh my god

literalsinshine: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY PHONE WHEN I WASNT LOOKING ANY CHANGED MY NAME
dadchi: Omg
sugamomma: well im not gonna say its inaccurate
literalsinshine: WHO DID THIS
literalsinshine: IM NOT MAD, I JUST WANNA KNOW
yourultimatesenpai: not us
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we are perfect angels who did not do anything
yourultimatesenpai: spare us please
keishin_ukai: i cant imagine why but i just got a weird feeling of deja-vu
literalsinshine: GWAAAAAAHHHHH
literalsinshine: IT WAS YOU TWO WASNT IT? IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN WHO ELSE WOULD DO THIS
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we would never do such a thing we are perfect angels
yourultimatesenapai: anyway it wasnt us this time, swear on suga's love for daichi
sugamomma: st o p
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we would have done something more creative like
ROLLINGTHUNDER: like
ROLLINGTHUNDER: well i cant think of anything right now but just know that it would be more creative than "sinshine"
literalsinshine: what?
literalsinshine: if it wasnt you, then who did it?
wakemeupinside: you know who has been suspiciously quiet for a while
literalsinshine: you?
wakemeupinside: wELL yes but
wakemeupinside: i didnt do it i swear
literalsinshine: kAGEYAMA
kingofthecourt: you know me, im not THAT clever
literalsinshine: ... tsukishima?
TsukishimaKei: i do not want to touch your phone, what if i catch the shortness from you
literalsinshine: ok not him
literalsinshine: then who did?
literalsinshine: ok hold on i need to change my name back this is not ok
dadchi: Hold on
sugamomma: what
dadchi: This is
dadchi: OH MY GOD
dadchi: THIS IS A PROPER WHODUNNIT
sugamomma: oh no
wakemeupinside: oh no
yourultimatesenpai: oh no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oh no
literalsunshine: oh no
literalsunshine: oh no what
literalsunshine: why oh no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ill explain
ROLLINGTHUNDER: last year... daicho kinda
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok well let me just
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i cant im gonna starti fuckign laguhting my ass off tanaka u do it
yourultimatesenpai: OKAY LET ME ELSPLAIN
yourultimatesenpai: LAST YEAR THERE WAS THIS GUAY
yourultiamtesenpai: Okzya sotRRY i FUCKING CAN,,,t
sugamomma: oh my god ill do it
sugamomma: last year there was this guy
sugamomma: and he left his shoes in the locker room
sugamomma: and the next day they werent there anymore
sugamomma: and daichi kinda.....
sugamomma: pff
sugamomma: oKAY IM SORRY FORGIVE ME FUR MY SINS,,s, AHAHA
wakemeupinside: HE IS A MYSTERY STORY FANATIC SO OF COURSE HE HOPS ON THE CASE IM SOBBIGN
wakemeupinside: AND HE DIDNT EVEN FIND THE GUYS SHEOS
literalsunshine: im,,,,, ,, ,
literalsunshine: I CANT
literalsunshine: DAICHI????? A MYSTERY SOTRY FANATIC> ?? ? ?
literalsunshine: YEP THATS IT HIS NAME IS NANCY DREW FROM NOW ON
dadchi: YES
literalsunshine: AHAHAHAHA OMFGGMGFMGF,G,F,G, , HOLY SHIT
gucci: it was me i did it im sorry hinata i cannot let this continue any longer
literalsunshine: ok yeah thanks for admitting it yamaguchi buT YOURE MISSING MY NEW POINT
literalsunshine: DAICHI IS A MYSTERY STORY FANATIC
gucci: youre not mad at me?
literalsunshine: [ahem]
literalsunshine: [10/1/2016 5:00:57 PM] literalsinshine: IM NOT MAD, I JUST WANNA KNOW
gucci: in that case..............
gucci: daichi omg

Chapter Text

literalsunshine: heLLO friends so
literalsunshine: um
literalsunshine: kageyama im stealing your idea
literalsunshine: my name is pablo shouyou and i have black hair and i live in australia with the hot swim guy and i swim (with the hot swim guy, probably)
kingofthecourt: dont call anyone hot but me
kingofthecourt: or do its not like i care
dadchi: I dont know what to this
dadchi: Is that hilarious because hes a literal tsundere or is it weird because tmi
TsukishimaKei: both.
literalsunshine: ha ha ha ha ha,ha,h,a ,ha, ha,h ,a,ah, yes let us forget all of pablo shouyous problems ha ha,h ah, ah,a
kingofthecourt: whats your problem then, pablo shouyou
keishin_ukai: you know what i think is dumb
literalsunshine: YOU TOO, COACH
literalsunshine: FIRST KAGS AND NOW YOU
literalsunshine: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS IS NOT THE TIME
keishin_ukai: arranged marriages
literalsunshine: something tells me youre not going to shut up
yachi: hinata you cant say that to the coach
literalsunshine: well i didnt say it TO him
literalsunshine: just kinda at him
keishin_ukai: because like
literalsunshine: look hes not even paying attention anyway
keishin_ukai: your parents are all like
keishin_ukai: "when are you gonna find a nice young lady to settle down with little jimmy"
literalsunshine: why little jimmy what the hell
takeda: coACH IS THIS REALLY APPROPRIATE TO TALK ABOUT IN FRONT OF THE TEAM
keishin_ukai: and poor, poor little jimmy just kinda looks at them and hes like "oh my god how many times have i told you im bi"
takeda: COACH
dadchi: Sensei its fine have you not noticed how gay we all are
yachi: like literally. im pretty sure even tanakas sister is gay.
yourultimatesenpai: probably idk
keishin_ukai: and jimmys parents go "its just a phase jimmy, youre not actually bi youre just saying that so you dont have to meet all these nice girls we contact for you."
literalsunshine: this entire chat is a mess i regret my life decisions
keishin_ukai: and jimmy goes "why cant you just let me live my own life"
takeda: COACH UKAI I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH
keishin_ukai: ok fine whatever
literalsunshine: can we talk about my problems now
kingofthecourt: no
kingofthecourt: gosh so ANYWAY
dadchi: Did kageyama just say gosh
dadchi: Thats like,,,, a suga thing to say
sugamomma: when have i ever said gosh
dadchi: Well ive never heard you say it but you seem like youd say it and then glance around to make sure nobody heard
sugamomma: WHAT
sugamomma: IVE NEVER DONTE THAT IN MY LIFE
dadchi: Something tells me that you have
kingofthecourt: coach i think maybe you should just get a partner and shove them in your parents face
TsukishimaKei: says the one who was embarrassed to tell a girl he didnt know that he was gay
kingofthecourt: uh, ahahahhahahaha, isnt that funny yes haha i totally did that its funny that i said that just now,,, im so glad i told her haha
literalsunshine: you didnt tell her did you
kingofthecourt: no
kingofthecourt: SO ANYWAY
kingofthecourt: even if your parents arent accepting of you, it doesnt matter right?
kingofthecourt: your lgbtq+ team is here for you
kingofthecourt: were basically your family now so its ok
takeda: ok even i am surprised
takeda: when did kageyama become so inspirational
keishin_ukai: ok wOAH WOAH WOAh i need a sec please thansk bye
dadchi: DAMN IT STOP BREAKING OUR ADULTS
dadchi: FIRST TAKEDA-SENSEI AND THEN COACH UKAI WHOS NEXT
dadchi: KIYOKO AND YACHI?
yachi: please no
literalsunshine: CAN WE TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM NOW
sugamomma: NO HINATA WERE BUSY RN MAYBE IN A SEC
ROLLINGTHUNDER: coach who do you think youll take as a partner
yourultimatesenpai: I HAVE AN IDEA WHAT IF ONE OF US PRETEND TO BE YOUR PARTNER TO GET YOUR PARENTS OFF YOUR BACK
ROLLINGTHUDNER: YES THATS A GREAT IDEA
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i would be the stunning yumiko, a transgirl from the bahamas
dadchi: OKAY ONE NO THATS A TERRIBLE IDEA
dadchi: TWO WHAT KIND OF GIRL FROM THE BAHAMAS HAS A NAME LIKE AIKO?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you dont like the name yumiko?
dadchi: Oh my god
yourultimatesenpai: i would be the alluring yurumaru, a gay man from america!
dadchi: RRARHRHAKJJWERJKRLKJRLTJLR I DO NT ST SHINMK YOU TOW UNDERTSTNAD MY PAIN
sugamomma: daichi suppress the urge to stab them
dadchi: IM TRYUING
keishin_ukai: i dont think thats a good idea
takeda: HAHAHA YES NEITHER DO I
yourultimatesenpai: of course it is! who wouldnt want to be with the alluring kurai
dadchi: THATS A DIFFERNET NAME
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you guys are making the stunning kurami sad
dadchi: WHAT THE HELL
literalsunshine: lets talk about MY PROBLEMS
dadchi: OKAY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: nooooooo
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what if i were toshiba, a beautiful princess from france or italy or somewhere like that!
dadchi: OKAY THATS A COMPANY NAME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
keishin_ukai: GUYS GUYS ITS OKAY YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW
yourultimatesenpai: YES SIR COACH SIR
ROLLINGTHUNDER: YES SIR COACH SIR
keishin_ukai: listen, thanks for wanting to help but theres nothing to be done. i think my parents will notice that youre highschoolers.
yourultimatesenpai: NOT IF WE DO OUR BEST TO REPLICATE OUR NEW IDENTITIES, COACH SIR
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WELL MAKE IT AS REALISTIC AS POSSIBLE SIR COACH SIR
keishin_ukai: stop calling me that
ROLLINGTHUNDER: YES SIR COACH SIR
keishin_ukai: look, i just dont have the right kind of person in my life, nobody that i actually love
keishin_ukai: and no offense, but i think it would be weird to show up at work with tanaka escorting me
yourultimatesenpai: weird how
keishin_ukai: stop
takeda: UM UH
takeda: SIR COACH SIR PERMISSION TO SPEAK
dadchi: Why is everyone treating him like hes some kind of army general
keishin_ukai: okay wow look
keishin_ukai: i appreciate that youre trying to help sensei but i think its a really bad idea for you to disguise as my trans boyfriend or whatever
takeda: UM THAT
takeda: THAT WASNT
takeda: BUT
keishin_ukai: thanks anyway but no
literalsunshine: [forgets problems for three seconds to help the goddamn oblivious idiots in love]
TsukishimaKei: why does that sound so ironic.
TsukishimaKei: "why" does that sound so ironic.
TsukishimaKei: i wonder "why"
TsukishimaKei: "WHY"
literalsunshine: idk
literalsunshine: a nyway
literalsunshine: TAKEDA-SENSEI JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING TO HIM ALREADY
literalsunshine: COACH UKAI CAN YOU JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO YOUR HEART INSTEAD OF YOUR HEAD FOR A SECOND JFC
TsukishimaKei: your heart does not provide thoughts as the brain does, shrimpy
TsukishimaKei: learn your vital organs
literalsunshine: the brain is a muscle
TsukishimaKei: you really are an idiot
TsukishimaKei: its just called that, stupid
takeda: HINATA HINATA I CANT WHAT IF I MESS UP WHAT IF HE DOESNT THNK THE SAME WHAT IF SOEMOTHITNG STUPID HAVPPENS AND I MASS UP WAHT IF I
takeda: DO SOMETHING STUPID AND IM THE ONE WHO MESSES IT UP WHAT IF
literalsunshine: stop
takeda: OKAY
kingofthecourt: i cant believe were getting out coach and sensei together
literalsunshine: look sensei just
literalsunshine: just kinda
literalsunshine: tell him
kingofthecourt: thats what i did
sugamomma: no its not
kingofthecourt: be quiet you
takeda: YEAH OKAY I CAN DO IT
literalsunshine: maybe take caps lock off first
takeda: yes ok
takeda: coach ukai
takeda: keishin
keishin_ukai: uhhhhh? wait what do they mean
takeda: just
takeda: please just listen to me for a minute
keishin_ukai: okay?
takeda: uh
takeda: keishin i really really like you okay
takeda: i like you so much it makes me feel like im a highschooler again
takeda: a highschool girl, for that fact
takeda: and uh
takeda: it feels so wrong
takeda: a teacher shouldnt feel this way towards a coach like you
keishin_ukai: sensei
takeda: no keishin please just listen
takeda: and i know that you dont feel the same way as me so im sorry, i guess
takeda: i really cant help how i feel about you
keishin_ukai: TAKEDA
takeda: and im really
takeda: i dont know
takeda: im scared i guess
takeda: i might lose my job
keishin_ukai: TAKEDA-SENSEI JUST LISTEN
takeda: but i dont really care about that
takeda: well i guess i do
takeda: i dont know i just really
takeda: i love you keishin

(literalsunshine: this is gettin intense jfc im,,,
gucci: why did you do this in The Incident™ chat
literalsunshine: where else am i supposed to do it)

keishin_ukai: ittetsu uh
keishin_ukai: i love you too
keishin_ukai: i didnt think you felt like that about me and i guess
keishin_ukai: i guess i just wanted to close you off because i was scared of losing you
takeda: never! never you could never lose me
takeda: no matter how hard you try you cant get rid of me!!! heheh
takeda: sorry that probably sounded weird
keishin_ukai: no no! its fine
keishin_ukai: listen i just
keishin_ukai: i love you too and i didnt know how to deal with it
TsukishimaKei: im getting diabetes.
takeda: oH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING FORGOT WE WERE IN THE UCXKING CHAT UFKC OH GOD OH GOD GOH GOD
dadchi: Why™
dadchi: Why™ does this chat always turn into goddamn Karasuno Feelings Time™
literalsunshine: this is the way volleyball jesus intended it to be
takeda: IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
literalsunshine: its ok sensei youd be surprised how often this happens
literalsunshine: and i dont know why but i feel like its gonna happen a lot more in the future
keishin_ukai: YEP THATS IT IM CHANGING MY NAME TO PABLO KEISHIN AND IM REDYING MY HAIR AND IM MOVING TO ANTARTICA TO DO SCUBA DIVING BYE
takeda: IM SO SORRY SO SO SORRY
dadchi: STOP BREAKING THEM JUST
dadchi: JUST STOP

kingofthecourt: its been an hour and i completely forgot that hinata had some problem
wakemeupinside: oh my god
yachi: IM SOBBIGN HINATA ARE YOU OK
literalsunshine: mine seems kinda trivial now
kingofthecourt: its fine dumbass just say it
literalsunshine: i stole a youtube diamond play button
kingofthecourt: HINATA WHT THA RFUK

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literalsunshine: hey yachi did you know that if you pronounce the a in your nane differently and if you pronounce the ch like ck then youre yacki and that makes you a yack
kingofthecourt: are we all forgetting that hINATA STOLE A FUCKING DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you know who tanakas gay for
yachi: its only 11 am and this chat is already a mess
yourultimatesenpai: noya no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ill give you a hint his name starts with e
yourultimatesenpai: noya you dont have to do this just put the gun down
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you cqnt meme your way out of this one tanaka
yourultimatesenpai: yes i can
yourultimatesenpai: here come dat boi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: o shIT WADDUP
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hint #2 it starts with en
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hit #3 its ennoshita
dadchi: Speaking of ennoshita hinata why didnt you ever add him to the chat?
literalsunshine: um, he said he would not like to be involved in our meme activities and since he is Mom In Training i have to listen to what he says so
wakemeupinside: ok be real, the author probably hust forgot his name.
literalsunshine: HA true
yourultimatesenpai: were not adding ennoshita to the chat anyway
literalsunshine: ennoshita im sorry i have to do this, but its for the gay

literalsunshine added bleach to the conversation.

bleach: drink me
literalsunshine: OOPS WRING PERSON

bleach left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: who was that
literalsunshine: hahah ha ha ahah ha ah
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wh

literalsunshine added ennoSHITa to the conversation.

ennoSHITa: hinata we had an agreement
literalsunshine: im sorry mom #2 but i did it for the memes
kingofthecourt: HANG ON A SEC IM SOBBIGN @ ENOOSHITAS NAME
ennoSHITa: i tend to exclaim "SHIT" a lot and SOMEONE thought it would be funny to change my name
yourultimatesenpai: lmao
ennoSHITa: ya lil shit

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ennoSHITa: drinkig game
ennoSHITa: drink every time a meme haappens
dadchi: ENNOSHITA NO WELL ALL DIE

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ROLLINGTHUNDER: el diachi
dadchi: Wh
literalsunshine: el diachi
literalsunshine: lo sentimos, el diachi, pero el idioma español ha tomado posesión de mi alma
dadchi: I dont speak spanish hinata
literalsunshine: por supuesto usted habla español!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: sabemos que puedes hacerlo
dadchi: Stop
sugamomma: no te metas con nuestros hijos daichi
dadchi: You too suga?
dadchi: I thought we had something special
ROLLINGTHUNDER: No somos extraños de amor
Sabes las reglas, y yo también
Una devoción es que penso de
No recibires eso de otros hombres
Sólo quiero decir como siento
Sabes tú debes comprender

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte

Nos conocimos mucho tiempo
Eres muy tímido como para hablar de tu corazón
Dentro sabemos que ha pasado
Sabemos el juego y jugamos
Y si tú preguntas como siento
No dime que tú eres ciego.

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte

(Oh, abandonar, oh, abandonar)
Nunca voy aban, nunca voy aban
(Abandonar)
Nunca voy aban, nunca voy aban
(Abandonar)

Nos conocimos mucho tiempo
Eres muy tímido como para hablar de tu corazón
Dentro sabemos que ha pasado
Sabemos el juego y jugamos
Sólo quiero decir como siento
Sabes tú debes comprender

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte

Nunca voy abandonarte
Nunca voy a fallarte
Nunca voy a correr o desertarte
Nunca voy hacerte llorar
Nunca voy decir adios
Nunca voy a mentir o ofenderte
yourultimatesenpai: NO, QUÈ CARAJO, POR QUÈ NOYA
yourultimatesenpai: NO
ROLLINGTHUNDER: jajajajaja
dadchi: I hate all of you

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yourultimatesenpai renamed the conversation to "#MEMEMIXTAPE21K6".

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

dadchi: What the hell is that
ROLLINGTHUNDER: our mixtape
ennoSHITa: i dont want to know

ennoSHITa left the conversation.

literalsunshine added ennoSHITa to the conversation.

literalsunshine: im sorry i have to do this to you mom #2 but
literalsunshine: this is hte way it is
literalsunshine: no one escapes from #MEMEMIXTAPE2K16
ennoSHITa: i cant forgive you for this hinata
literalsunshine: [cries]
dadchi: //Slap
dadchi: Get yourself together, mom in training
sugamomma: YOU CANT NOT FORGIVE YOUR CHILDREN ENNOSHITA YOU ASSHOLE
ennoSHITa: jfc im sorry, sue me
dadchi: Okay whatever im going back to sleep

yourultimatesenpai sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

dadchi: No
dadchi: Nonono
dadchi: NO
dadchi: Oh no nonONONo no nol nonoon ON ON ONON ONON
dadchi: NO I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS "SPAMMING DAICHI WITH MEMES EVERY 4 AM THING" JUST STOP
yourultimatesenpai: WERE SECOND YEARS YOU CANT TELL US WHAT TO DO
ROLLINGTHUNDEr: YEAH

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

ennoSHITa: ok im going to take a chance and click the fuck outta that
literalsunshine: moM #2 NO I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTOLERANT TO MEMES
ennoSHITa: too late

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

ROLLINGTHUNDER sent a file: DOOOOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOOOO.mp4

literalsunshine: ennoshita its been a few minutes are you okay
ennoSHITa: kill them
kingofthecourt: what were killing somebody
kingofthecourt: who is it i wanna help
TsukishimaKei: its you
TsukishimaKei: come on everyone time to commit regicide
literalsunshine: wtf does regicide mean
TsukishimaKei: look it up you uncultured swine
kingofthecourt: And from that day forward, Kageyama Pablo declared Tsukishima Kei his mortal enemy.
literalsunshine: stop
kingofthecourt: What if I don't?
literalsunshine: ill kill u
ennoSHITa: ok stop were not killing kageyama pablo were killing fucking noya and tanaka
yourultimatesenpai: what us
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we are perfect angels who did not do anything
yourultimatesenpai: spare us please
ennoSHITa: FIND OUT YOURSELVES WHAT THEY DID
ennoSHITa: THESE TWO ARE NO ANGELS THEYRE DEMONS
literalsunshine: omfg
kingofthecourt: what
literalsunshine: its them dancing to never gonna give you up in the backseat of tanaka's sister's car
dadchi: STOP SPAMMING THAT BULLSHIT'
yourultimatesenpai: were not spamming
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we would never do such a thing we are perfect angels
yourultimatesenpai: yes whoever spammed that should have to clean the gym for a month
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe not that far
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe just like a week or something
dadchi: IT WAS YOU IT WAS OBVIOUSLY YOU
yourultimatesenpai: no
kingofthecourt: just kill me wtf is happening
dadchi: ITS 4 AM AND I JUST WANNA SLEEP FUCKI YOU AL

dadchi left the conversation.

literalsunshine: omfg i cant add him again he blocked me
sugamomma: //siiigiggghhh
sugamomma: ok ill go talk to him

 

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literalsunshine: hello yes guys i made some new friends ((((: (: (: (: (: (:
literalsunshine: uyes cna i add them ((: ( :((:(: : ( (: (: (:
literalsunshine: also i need to add lev its important guys please
dadchi: Okay
literalsunshine: nice serve
kingofthecourt: thanks
literalsunshine: i meand to just tpe nice but im used to saying nice serve oOPS\
literalsunshine: kaGEYAMA WHY DID YOU SAY THANKX
literalsunshine: THAT COULD HAVE NBEEN DIRECXTED AT ANYONE?? ?? ? ? ????? ??? ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
kingofthecourt: SHIT SON IDK IM USED TO HEARING IT AND I WAS LIKE "OH HE MEANS ME" IDKF?? ? ?? ?
literlasunshine: whatever anyway

literalsunshine added v-nikiforov., yuuri_79, and russianblue to the conversation.

v-nikiforov.: niCE
v-nikiforov.: hello people i dont know!!!
yuuri_79: oh yes, my fave
yuuri_79: oh boy i love having new chats to be awkward in
v-nikiforov.: im sure youll be fine yuuri its fine everythings all good
TsukishimaKei: who the fuck
literalsunshine: OH YEAH SPEAKING OF TSUKISHIMA
literalsunshine: viktor.............. can u like........................................ add yuri in also
v-nikiforov.: ye ok
gucci: waiT

v-nikiforov. added yUriwhatthefUck to the conversation.

yUriwhatthefUck: what the fuck
yUriwhatthefUck: who the fuck
TsukishimaKei: hinata you goddamned shrimp who the fuck are these twats you added
literalsunshine: friends of mine (((: (: (: (: (: (: :(:( :((:( : (:(:(:( (:
russianblue: is thAT VIKTOR NIKIFOROV HOLY FUCC
v-nikiforov.: a fan?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
russianblue: YES 100% I AM,,,,, SCREAM IN G, , , ,,,,,,,, , , , ,,,, , , ,,, ,, ,,
literalsunshine: lev what the fuck
russianblue: HIANTA HOW THEUFCKFC DO YOU KNOW HIM
literalsunshine: i have never, ever seen lev this excited
literalsunshine: and hes a pretty excited dude
literalsunshine: ive also never seen him swear
literalsunshien: but LEV
russianblue: ???
literalsunshine: i added him because you are both the Russian Friend™
yUriwhatthefUck: what about me am i not the Russian Friend™
literalsunshine: you are Russian Friend #2™
yUriwhatthefUck: what the fuck rude
dadchi: Hinata who the fuck are these people
literalsunshine: oh
literalsunshine: INTRODUCE YO SELVES
v-nikiforov.: professional figure skater? won 5 grand prix finals in a row. Viktor Nikiforov, you may have heard of me?
v-nikiforov.: pretty big deal yeah?
yuuri_79: wow and the only thing you capitalized was your name
yuuri_79: im yuuri katsuki
yuuri_79: less professional figure skater but also a figure skater yes hello
yUriwhatthefUck: im the more important yuri and also im a better skater
v_nikiforov.: now now
wakemeupinside: ok so thats how lev knows viktor then? because they are russian
yUriwhatthefUck: i am also russian
v-nikiforov.: yes, well i have no idea who this lev character is
russianblue: thaTS ME Im a big fan hello
v-nikiforov.: hi
kingofthecourt: this is already a shitstorm
yourultimatesenpai: i dont wanna grow up im a toy r us kid
literalsunshine: tanaka what the fuck
yUriwhatthefUck: that is my line asshole
TsukishimaKei: tch yeah right, you probably couldnt even say it without stuttering
yUriwhatthefUck: psh, you probably dont even know who i am
TsukishimaKei: wanna bet plisetsky
yUriwhatthefUck: WHAT THE FUCK
yUriwhatthefUck: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DUMBASS
kingofthecourt: HELLO THAT IS MY WORD SO DONT FUCKING USE IT BITCH
literalsunshine: holy fuck are we seriously arguing over bullshit like this
yUriwhatthefUck: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS SHORTY
literalsunshine: okaY THAT IS IT, FUCK OFF YURI
yuuri_79: what
literalsunshine: YOU ARE THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS ME FUCKER
yUriwhatthefUck: EXCUSE I AM 1 CM TALLER THAN YOU
russianblue: hey there kids make way for the 194 cm me
v-nikiforov.: im a happy medium, 180 cm
literalsunshine: vikmtor that is NOEWHERE NEA R THE MIDDLE SO WHY DONT YOU SHTUI THE FUCK UYP[
v-nikiforov.: OKAY IM SORRY
literalsunshine: YUURI HOW TALL AREYOU YOU BITCHSHIT
yuuri_79: what
yuuri_79: like 170 something why
literalsunshine: SEE VIKTOR THATXS A HAPPY MEDIUM THERE YOU FUCKIGN GO
yuuri_79: uh
kingofthecourt: wait a sec hiNAT IF YOU GET TO ADD YOUR DUMBASS FRIENDS FROM OTHER SPORTS SO DO I
dadchi: KAGEYAMA NO

kingofthecourt added ionlyswimFree, momfriend, THUG, and leavemealone to the conversation.

kingofthecourt: FYCK RTHE RULES
sugamomma: i didnt know we had rules about this
momfriend: i cannot help but notice the word mom in your name are you a fellow Team Mom
sugamomma: i just so happen to be
momfriend: Wow™

literalsunshine renamed the chat to "shitstorm".

literalsunshine: because thats what ir is
leavemealone: well that isnt very nice now is it
TsukishimaKei: NOW WHO ARE THESE TWATS
leavemealone: IM REI RYUGAZAKI NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
ROLLINGTHUDNER: i saw ryu and instantly thought of tanaka
yourultimatesunshine: ryuunosuke is nothing like ryugazaki noya you asshole
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i saw ryu ok
v-nikiforov.: who are they
ionlyswimFree: kageyama why
kingofthecourt: ((: (: (: (:
literalsunshine: DO YOU SEE THAT ITS TERRIFYING EVEN WHEN ITS ONT HE ITNERNET KAGEYAMA FUCKING STOP
kingofthecourt: (:
gucci: what is happening
THUG: ill tell you whats happening
THUG: its raining tacos
THUG: from out ofthe sky
THUG: tacos
THUG: no need ot ask why
leavemealone: nagISA NOT THIS AGAIN
THUG: (((:
yuuri_79: what is going on
ionlyswimFree: can i go
kingofthecourt: dont be an asshole haru (: (: (: (:
ionlyswinFree: i will be an asshole if i want to
literalsunshine: who ARE THEY KAGEYAMA
kingofthecourt: well haru is my cousin
kingofthecourt: and the other ones are his friends
momfriend: WOW RUDE
ennoSHITa: WOW ANOTEHR MOM
ennoSHITa: PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MOTHER
sugamomma: heyyyy ): ): ):
momfriend: we can all excahnge mom knowledge
russianblue: what
russianblue: if were exchanging mom knoWLEDGE WHAT ABOUT YAKU

russianblue added demon_senpai to the conversation.

demon_senpai: LEV WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU
russianblue: i KNOW BUT LIKE
demon_senpai: GOD FUXCKING DMAMNIT LEV WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT ADDIGN ME TO CHATS
russianblue: YOU
russianblue: YOU SAID YOUD KICK ME SO HARD IN THE SHINS THEYD BREAK OFF AND ID BE AN AMPUTEE FOR THE RST OF MY LIFE AND NEVER PLAY VOLLEYBALL EVER EVER AGAIN BUT
demon_senpai: YES SO YOU CAN IMAGINE
demon_senpai: YOU CAN IMAGINE I MEANT WHAT I SAID YES?
russianblue: YEAH BUT
sugamomma: yaku must be anger mom because damn
dadchi: Whos the team father
sugamomma: not lev, id imagine
momfriend: holy shit
THUG: makOOOOOTOOOOOOO U SWORRE
momfriend: nagisa lets play who broke the sugar bowl
kingofthecourt: IT WAS ME I BROKE IT WITH A FUCIKIGN BASEBALL BAT
dadchi: I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WERENT PLAYING BASEBALL
v-nikiforov.: oh, you bunch play baseball?
leavemealone: no we swim
v_nikiforov.: hinata you swim
kingofthecourt: my name is kageyama pablo and i play baseball
literalsunshine: you see this is why i named it shitstorm
yUriwhatthefUck: this is stupid you people are stupid
TsukishimaKei: oh? surely no stupider than you
gucci: yeah!!! tsukki is really bringing out the asshole comments
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi
gucci: sorry tsukki
literalsunshine: alexander hamilton
literalsunshine: troops are waiting in the field for you
dadchi: stop
literalsunsunshine: if you join us right now together we can turn the tIIiIiIIIiiIIIiIiIIIIDE OHHHHH
sugamomma: uh, hinata
kingofthecourt: ALEXANDER HAMILTON
kingofthecourt: I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU
kingofthecourt: IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIIIIIIIIIGHT
dadchi: sto p
kingofthecourt: THEYLL SURRENDER BY EEAAARYLLYYY LIGHT
sugamomma: uh guys, daichi is gonna..
v-nikiforov.: the world will neVER BE THE SAAAME
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ALEXANDEERRERERERRRRRRRRRRRR
dadchi: OKAY FYUCKIGN SOTP
dadchi: I AHVE HAD ENOUGH OF YU BURSTING OUT IN SONG FOR NO REASON
dadchi: AND
dadchi: AND
dadchi: AND SYAING STUFF I DONT FUCKIGN UDNERSTANT
dadchi: FUCKING GEMSTONE BASED CONVERSTAION S AND WIT FUCKIGN HOMoSTUCK AND THEN NOW, WHO THE FUCKI IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
v-nikiforov.: swan lake has also frozen over
v-nikiforov.: ive endured the cold too
russianblue: therES A HILL WHERE SUNFLOWERS GROW TOO
russianblue: THE REGION IS CALLED TSUNERE BUT
literalsunshine: ITS A TUNDRA
dadchi: STO P
russianblue: MY PERSONALITY ISNT ALWAYS APPARENT
russianblue: "FULL OF MYSTERIES" THEY SAY AND GET SCARED
v-nikiforov.: THE COSSACK DANCE IS PRETTY FAMOUS, ISNT IT
v-nikiforov.: WITHOUT USIING THEIR HANDS THEY CAN KICK [PRETTY HARD
russianblue: FROM BEHIND BE-BE-BEAT UP ALL THE BULLIES (YAKU)
demon_senpai: shouldnt i be the one kicking you
dadchi: I AHTE THSI
yourultimatesenpai: HEY WHO THE RUCK IS THEIS DMEON SENPAI IM THE ONLY SENPAI ANY OF YOU ANRE ALLWOD TO HAVE
demon_senpai: HYE YOU FUCK OFF
v-nikiforov.: im your senpai, right yuuri?
yuuri_79: yeah sure
TsukishimaKei: i have a song too
dadchi: Oh what the fuck ever go ahead
TsukishimaKei: short people got no reason
TsukishimaKei: short people got no reason
TsukishimaKei: short people got no reason to liiiiiiive
TsukishimaKei: they got
literalsunshine: whATT THE FUCK
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HEY THERE ASSHOLE
yUriwhatthefUck: OK SERIOSUYYL WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
THUG: WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU YOU WERE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT
TsukishimaKei: little hands
TsukishimaKei: little eyes
TsukishimaKei: they walk around tellin great big lies
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA STAND UP FOR ME
kingofthecourt: well he makes valid points, you have very little features
literalsunshine: IM BOUTTA FUCKIN SCREAM
TsukishimaKei: they got
TsukishimaKei: little noses
TsukishimaKei: tiny little teeth
TsukishimaKei: they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
dadchi: OKAY I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH OUT OF YOU
THUG: MOMKOTO THIS MAN IS BULLYING ME
momfriend: rude nobody bullies my kids
momfirend: suga keep your children under control
sugamomma: if you said that about any of my other kids id slap the shit outta you but like............ tsukishima is an asshole i cant say anything about that
yUriwhatthefUck: VIKTOR
yUriwhatthefUck: VIKOTR SUE HIM
v-nikiforov.: y
v-nikiforov.: yuri i cant sue someone for something so trivial
yUriwhatthefUck: YORUE FAMOUS YOU CNA DO ANYHTING YOU WANT
ennoSHITa: are yall gonna exchange mom knowledge w/ me or nah
momfriend: i have some good advice
ennoSHITa: WHAT
momfriend: if they sass you
momfriend: eat th e m
sugamomma: what
momfriend: e a t t h e m
demon_senpai: no
demon_senpai: if they sass you, kick them
v-nikiforov.: if they sass you, dont let them skate until they apologize
v-nikiforov.: warning in advance, yuuri
yuuri_79: yES OK POINT MADE
wakemeupinside: GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WHAT IS IT ASASSY
wakmeupinside: ok wait a second what teh fuck did you just call me
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we were talking about sass so i thought, asahi, that sounds like asassy, im going to call him that
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and i did
wakemeupinside: ok sure whatever
wakemeupinside: anYWAY I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN WE WERE THINKING OF OTHER SPORTS TO PLAY WE DIDNT CONSIDER ICE SKATING
literalsunshine: yes we did
kingofthecourt: figure skating isnt the same as hockey
yuuri_79: whaTT THE HELL DID YOU
yuuri_79: DID YOIU JUST COMPARE FIGUERE SKATING TO HOKCEY
literalsunshine: yes?
yuuri_79: FUCK YOU HINATA, FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ORANGE HAIR
literalsunshine: now that was just uncalled ofr, my orange hiar is not stupid
v-nikiforov.: YUURI YOU JUST SWORE
THUG: MOMKOTO ARREST THIS MAN
yourultimatesenpai: clowns
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WHAT THE CUCK TANAK A DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
yourultimatesenpai: i
yourultimatesenpai: i was calling them clowns
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oh
literalsunshine: you knwo waht fuck you im leaving the volleyball club and joining the lettuce club
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wait theRE WAS A LETTUCE CLUB THIS YEAR???
dadchi: HINATA WTF THATS???? SO SUDDEN???????????
TsukishimaKei: its just a club
yourultimatesenpai: FUCK YOU TSUKISHIMA
yUriwhatthefUck: come join viktors apparent school for skating that i was not invited to, jfc rude
v-nikiforov.: are you still mad about me coaching yuuri
yUriwhatthefUck: shut up
literalsunshine: nooooooooooo im joinging the lettutututce club
kingofthecourt: im tossing the goddamned lettuce in the trash, then u cant leave
literalsunshine: ill spike it!!!!!!
kingofthecourt: i
kingofthecourt: not that kind of toss
literalsunshine: wait brb
kingofthecourt: ??????????
v-nikiforov.: can i join the volleyball club
v-nikiforov.: i mean im not in highschool anymore but
takeda: ha hahahah aha ha hah ahaa haaaaaaaaaa. ha.
takeda: neither am i but WOW!!!! here i am
v-nikiforov.: :0 who are you
takeda: im the teacher advisor for the volleyball team
keishin_ukai: im their coach

(literalsunshine: ayyy u there fam
bleach: yea boi whatchu need (:
literalsunshine: as my local meme dealer i call upon you
literalsunshine: join our team chat and fuck it up even more than if already is?
bleach: (; i gochu)

literalsunshine: hello boys
gucci: i forbid you from ever saying that again
ionlyswimFree: oh my god im
ionlyswimFree: ok bye this is fucking stupid
kingofthecourt: haru nooooooooooo

ionlyswimFree left the conversation.

literalsunshine added ionlyswimfree to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes shitstorm

(literalsunshine: hey!!
aone_and_atwo_and_athree: hm??
literalsunshine: you got a minute?
literalsunshine: or more haha
literalsunshine: i wanna add u to our group chat!!
aone_and_atwo_and_athree: (aωa) sure)

russianblue: ok takeda
russianblue: youre the guy witht eh brown hair right?
takeda: yes?
russianblue: that means ukai must be the blond one
russianblue: takeda i would like to tell you that when i first saw u when we played karasuno was
russianblue: "damn his eyebrows are on point"
literalsunshine: actually............ they are
takeda: what
v-nikiforov.: what your teacher has nice eyebrows
v-nikiforov.: shoW ME
leavemealone: i want to see how beautiful this senseis eyebrows really are
THUG: dont be creepy rei
takeda: do not
keishin_ukai: actually you know what........... i think they are pretty nice
takeda: dO NOT
dadchi: What the fuck is wrong with my team
sugamomma: i, as vice captain, can confirm that thsi team is completely inside
momfriend: the things one endures for being mom
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
dadchi: Stop
leavemealone: SEND PIC
leavemealone: SEND PIC
leavemealone: SEND PIC
leavemealone: SEND PIC
dadchi: STOP
sugamomma: hey i know you guys arent on our team but....
sugamomma: when daichi tells you to do something you do it
sugamomma: unless you want him to go in fucking sane
v-nikiforov.: yes mom
v-nikiforov.: now anyway
v-nikiforov.: SEND PIC
takeda: DO NOT
literalsunshine: there he is
takeda: goddamnit
v-nikiforov.: holy shit
takeda: wh
v-nikiforov.: whaT DO YOU MEAN WH YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS ARE BETTER THAN MINE HOW THE HELL
yuuri_79: holy shit
THUG: WHY
THUG: YOUR EYEBROWS................... REI WHY CANT YOU HAVE EYEBROWS LIKE THAT
leavemealone: WHAT
leavemealone: MY EYEBROWS ARE PERFECTLY FINE, SHUT UP
momfriend: they could be better
leavemealone: WAUUGUHG

(literalsunshine: hey i have another favor to ask
grand_king: oh? chibi-chan, i thought we worked out a price
literalsunshine: yeah yeah
literalsunshine: ill bribe iwaizumi brb)

ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok hold up a sec
ROLLINGTHUNDER: stop everything
ennoSHITa: what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i was watching a recording of us at the game with aoba johsai
demon_senpai: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and i realized just how bi i was
literalsunshine: SOBBIGN IS IT HAPPENING IS MY SON CONFESSING
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hinata i am Older Than You
ROLLINGTHUNDER: anyway i dont have anything to confess
ROLLINGTHUNDER: as i was saying
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i was looking at asassy
wakemeupinside: ok if youre going to call me taht im changing my name
literalsunshine: YOU WERE LOOKING AT HIM
literalsunshine: WHY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i just was, ok?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and i realized how nice his thighs are
literalsunshine: noya.......................
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what
literalsunshine: noya oh boy do i have news for you.......................................................
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HSUT UP
v-nikiforov.: oh? does out noya have a crush on this Asassy With Nice Thighs??
v-nikiforov.: how sweet! reminds me of yuuri!
yuuri_79: WHAT VIKTO IT ISNT LIKE THAT I JUST
yuuri_79: YORUE A REALLY GOOD SKTTER AND ALL SO I JUST
yuuri_79: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kingofthecourt: did that say setter or skater
asassy: noya.............................................................................................................................................
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WHAT
asassy: noya even i can tell how much youre crushing on me
asassy: and thats super embarrassing to say but nOYA HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO OBLIVIOUS ITS LIKE KAGEYAMA AND FUCKING HIANTA MIXED WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SHUT

literalsunshine added bleach, aone_and_atwo_and_athree, and grand_king to the conversation.

literalsunshine: ((((:
dadchi: HIANTA WHT HEI FUCKUIE RWYIODSUF YFFUCKGN WPROBLE M WHAT 4EHTE RUCIK I THUFKCING THOUGHT YOU WERE DUPPOED OT FUCKIGN NOT SO DHT ATW E GUFCKCING TALKED ABOUT TYHIS YOU ASSHOEL
literalsunshine: ((((((((((((((((((((:
dadchi: Im soggy with tears
dadchi: Are you just played "How Many People Can I Add Before Chat Breaks"
literalsunshine: thats not how it started but i sort of am now
bleach: drink me
v-nikiforov.: HA
v-nikiforov.: thats clever, it is
yuuri_79: no its not
grand_king: oh? viktor nikiforov?
v-nikiforov.: the one and only
grand_king: youre that russian skater hmm? youre pretty, but no prettier than me.
russianblue: SHUT THE FUCK UP OIKAWA
grand_king: who the fuck
yUriwhatthefUck: thats my line
TsukishimaKei: havent we been over this already?
yUriwhatthefUck: fuck you and fuck your stupid face
TsukishimaKei: youve never seen my stupid face. how do you even know its stupid?
yUriwhatthefUck: WOW FUCK YOU JUST, GRAAARAHHAHAHRHARHRHGHAGRAERAGMERJFDOAE
leavemealone: thats how i feel too
literalsunshine: hello yes im forming an I Hate Tsukishima Kei Club, who wants to join
kingofthecourt: i thouhgt you were joining the lettuce club
literalsunshine: fuck you kageyama
dadchi: Now now boys
dadchi: Behave
sugamomma: aww sweetie you sounded so fatherly just then
dadchi: Of course
literalsunshine: ew, mom and dad, sto p
TsukishimaKei: i hate this group chat thats what i hate
gucci: ((:
bleach: hey hinata im here to do the Thing yeah?
literalsunshine: ye (((^;
bleach: //ahem
bleach: HEAR YE HEAR YE, FUCKING FEAR ME
bleach: AY YO ITS THE MEME GOD HERE TO FUCKING DROP THE MIC WHERE ALL MY HOMEBOYS AT
bleach: DUDE YOU WANT SOME SPICY MEMES? I GOT SPICY MEMES FOR YOU
yourultimatesenpai: HEY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WERE THE ONLY MEMERS ALLWOED
bleach: huh?? dont you know who i am
yourultimatesenpai: n
yourultimatesenpai: no?
bleach: what the fuck? hey its terushima
ROLLINGTHUNDER: the dudebro with the cooll hair????
bleach: thats me my man B))))
yourulitmatesenpai: HOLY SHIT, YOURE A MEME GOD
ROLLINGTHUNDER: TEACH US YOUR WAYS
yachi: wait what the fuck did i miss, i was doing............. stuff
literalsunshine: yach i
yachi: yes that is my name
literalsunshine: scroll the FUCK up
yachi: theres too much chat to read you fucker
grand_king: wait terushima the hot dude with the hair?
bleach: das me my friend B)
grand_king: hoohohohohoholy shit
literalsunshine: does anyone else think terushima would look like noya if his hair were natural and he dyed a strip like noya
asassy: actually
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wht the fuck

Chapter Text

v-nikiforov.: so you people swim right
asassy: what the fuck
leavemeone: haVE YOU SEEN MY SON
THUG: im gonna touch the butt!!!
leavemealone: NAGISA DO NOT
THUG: *touches the boat*
literalsunshine: HE TOUCHED THE BUTT
aone_and_atwo_and_athree: wha t
literalsunshine: ((((:
grand_king: hinata did you bribe iwa-chan
literalsunshine: fuCK
kingofthecourt: tsk tsk now whos the professional procrastinator
literalsunshine: shut the fuck up kageyama

(literalsunshine: iwaizumi i have a huge favor to ask you
NotShittykawa'sMom: hinata no im not joining your stupid group chat
literalsunshine: please
NotShittykawa'sMom: nO
NotShittykawa'sMom: stop using your powers of persuasion
NotShittykawa'sMom: you probably added oikawa
NotShittykawa'sMom: uggghh i cant join its always full of memes
NotShittykawa'sMom: STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME
NotShittykawa'sMom: UGGGHHHHJ OK FINE I CANT BELIEVE YOURE FORCING ME TO DO THIS
literalsunshine: i didnt even say anything
literalsunshine: anyways thats not what icame to ask you
literalsunshine: you know what i want
NotShittykawa'sMom: NO HINATA im not going to feed oikawa grapes while he lays on the piano in the aoba johsai music room
literalsunshine: will u water his garden
NotShittykawa'sMom: uggghh fine
literalsunshine: 2/3, not bad)

literalsunshine added NotShittykawa'sMom to the conversation.

grand_king: ooh is he gonna water my garden?
literalsunshine: ye
TsukishimaKei: another twat
literalsunshine: ooh that remids me, while were on the topic of adding people

literalsunshine added kagamimimi and kuroko'svanillashake to the conversation.

kagamimimi: CAN EVERYONE STOP ADDIN ME TO BULLHIT LIKETHIS JFC
literalsunshine: kagami shut up
dadchi: Hinata i hate you
NotShittykawa'sMom: what the fuck is this hinata
literalsunshine: (:
kingofthecourt: (:
literalsunshine: sto p
kagamimimi: what even is
ionlyswimFree: and im here why
literalsunshine: idk but u aint leavin
yuuri_79: apparently were all hostage here free swim-san so suck it up
kagamimimi: the only person i know here is fucking hinata what the fuck
v-nikiforov.: oh youre a glass half empty guy huh
literalsunshine: im a glass half full guy
russianblue: im a glass with water in it guy
yUriwhatthefUck: im a who cares i prefer gatorade guy
sugamomma: im a shut the fuck up yuri gatorade is shit guy
yUriwhatthefUck: iM A FUCK OFF SUGA YOURE FUCKING STUPID AND ALSO NOT MY MOM GUY
kuroko'svanillashake: im a glass with water in it guy too
asassy: whERE THE FUCC
yUriwhatthefUck: EHO THE HELL
TsukishimaKei: WHAT KIND OF TWATFACE BITCH----
kagamimimi: KUROKO WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
kuroko'svanillashake: ive been here
ionlyswimFree: wow guys hinata added him and u didnt even...
russianblue: oh man that happens to me all the time
yuuri_79: i wish it happened to me all the time, id get out of a lot of weird situations
v-nikiforov.: dont be silly yuuri! charm (such as mine) can get you out of any situation!
v-nikiforv.: ex, getting really drunk an lighting your ice skates on fire and trying to skate in them on the street at two am and getting arrested because your neighbor called the police because you were yelling really loudly about fire burning your feet!
kagamimimi: what the fuck
momfriend: that was strangely specific
v-nikiforov.: hahahahahahaha.
yuuri_79: wtf viktor
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA TOSS TO ME
kingofthecourt: what the fuck
literalsunshine: (and that is how you pivot)
kuroko'svanillashake: kagami toss to me
kagamimimi: kuroko they are talking about volleyball
v-nikiforov.: wait, i thought they played baseball? or swam?
literalsunshine: we play a mix of the two. its called swimming baseball u basically just play baseball in a pool.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: its an olympic sport!
yourultimatesenpai: were one of the best highschool powerhouses!
kagamimimi: what the fUCK I WANNA PLAY SWIMMING BASEBALL
kuroko'svanillashake: do you even know how to play baseball kagami
kagamimimi: SHUT THE FUCK UP OF COURSE I DO
v-nikiforov.: aw man i wanna play too
v-nikiforov.: is there such thing as baseball on ice
yuuri_79: viKTOR NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT
v-nikiforov.: I JUST GOT INSPIRATION FOR A NEW PROGRAM
yuuri_79: WHYHYHYYYYHYHYHYYYYYYYY

literalsunshine: uh, can everone whos not on karasuno leave?
literalsunshine: daichi was bullying me at practice today abt it ):
dadchi: It wasnt bullying, it was just
dadchi: slightly violent persuasion
NotShittykawa'sMom: a taste of your own medicine hinata
kagamimimi: but we just got here
THUG: yeah!!! abyway we cant leave, not until chapter 30, the special!!
yourultimatesenpai: what
THUG: what
leavemealone: nagisa what
TsukishimaKei: what id with these twat weirdos
yuuri_79: chapter 30 of............... what, exactly?
THUG: what?
grand_king: ok hold that thought, iwa-chan change your fucking name
NotShittyakawa'sMom: no its true
grand_king: well i guess it is, because youre my boyfriend arent you iwa-chan?? (>wo)–v
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: hows that
grand_king: MEAN, iwa-chan!!
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: ohhh so youre going with that cliche
v-nikiforov.: so m&ms am i right
literalsunshine: yeah i like them theyre.... good
v-nikiforov.: (AND THAT. IS HOW. YOU PIVOT.)
kuroko'svanillashake: i dont really like m&ms
v-nikiforov.: woAH i forgot you were in here
kuroko'svanillashake: i doubt youre surprised but that happens a lot
kagamimimi: tbh--

v-nikiforov.: I DID A CUTE THING

v-nikiforv. added makkachin to the conversation.

v-nikiforov.: ISNT THAT CUTE
yuuri_79: wAIT VIKTOR WHAT THE FUCK
makkachin: heisodcohehs
v-nikiforov.: I GOT MAKKACHIN A PHONE
yUriwhatthefUck: OK I AGREE WITH JAPANESE YURI HERE, VIKTOR WHAT THE FUCK
makkachin: akallalakakgvgvjwieixo ene
kagamimimi: who is makkachin????
yuuri_79: MAKKACHIN IS VIKTORS DOG
kagamimimi: wait what thE FUCK VIKTOR YOU GAVE YOUR DOG A FUCKING PHONE?
v-nikiforov.: yes!!! cute right?
v-nikiforov.: waiT HES CHEEING ON IT MAKKACHIN NO
makkachin: keksksoxofoaiagsbah hhhshjosokkdiidiididiiiduhs
kingofthecourt: what the fuck
TsukishimaKei: this chat has gone from weird to really weird

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "weird to really weird".

sugamomma: i know what to do to add a sense of normalcy!
literalsunshine: what?

(sugamomma: hinata, do you remember getting coach and sensei together?
literalsunshine: OHH ye im pickin up what ur puttin down momma)

leavemealone: it just got really quiet
literalsunshine: YOU KNOW WHOS BEEN PRETTY QUIET LATELY
leavemealone: nevermind
kagamimimi: who kuroko
literalsunshine: well yes but isnt he usually like that
kagamimimi: touche
kuroko'svanillashake: wo w
literalsunshine: buT NO THE PERSON I MEANT WAS
literalsunshine: YAMAGUCHI U HAVE BEEN VERY QUIET LATELY AND U DIDNT SHOW UP TO PRACTICE YESTERDAY OR TODAY
literalsunshine: HMMM I WONDER IS THERE A REASON TO THAT
gucci: uhhhh
gucci: no?
bleach: on thE TOPIC OF MEMES
literalsunshine: SHUT UP TERUSHIMA
literalsunshine: YAMAGUCHI DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU LIKE?
kingofthecourt: are you trying to cheat on me right in front of m e
literalsunshine: no kageyama SHUT THE FUCK UP
literalsunshine: YAMAGUCHI UR ANSWER
gucci: uh, yes
literalsunshine: OHOHOHOHO OH REALLY
gucci: yeah
literalsunshine: TELL US WHO
v-nikiforov.: ooooh more crushing
v-nikiforov.: you kids are cute
v-nikiforov.: reminds me of yuuri
yuuri_79: AUUUYUUGHHHH
gucci: unmmmmm
gucci: cant
literalsunshine: I WONDER
literalsunshine: DOES THAT GET ON TSUKIIS NERVES AT ALL
TsukishimaKei: dont call me that hinata you stupid short-ass fu ker
gucci: umm
TsukishimaKei: why would that even get on my nerves
TsukishimaKei: what do i care if yamaguchi likes anyone
yachi: *crashes in through ceiling* sO WHATD I MISS
yachi: WHATD I MISS
yachi: KARASUNO MY HOME SWEET HOME I WANNA GIVE YOU A KISS
yachi: MWAH
TsukishimaKei: he can like whoever he wants i dONT EVWN CARE OKAY
yachi: oH OKAY WelL I SEE ITS NOT THE TIME
yachi: *crawls back up into the hole in the ceiling*
literalsunshine: IDK TSUKIDHIMA U SEEM PRETTY DANG BOTHERED
kagamimimi: uh should we leave
momfriend: in any other chat i would say yes, but in this one i do not recommend trying it
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: hinata this bullshit again
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: well if youre doing it might as well add these two

NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend added puddinghead and imalwaysthisnice to the conversation.

puddinghead: ok i am TRYING to play animal crossing
literalsunshine: sorry kenma
imalwaysthisnice: NOOOOOO
imalwaysthisnice: I WAS FREEEEEE
grand_king: oh hi kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: hey oikawa
literalsunshine: WELL TSUKISHIMA??
TsukishimaKei: IT DOESNT BOTHER ME
v-nikiforov.: hinata, hinata, hinata.
v-nikiforov.: youre going about this all wrong!
v-nikiforov.: ill show you how its done.

yuuri_79 renamed the conversation to "oh no".

v-nikiforov.: WELL TSUKISHIMA?
TsukishimaKei: ITS NOT A PROBLEM ALRIGHT WHY DHOULD I CARE IF YAMAGUCHI LIKES DONEONE ELSE
v-nikiforov.: oh? and what do you mean by "someone else"?
TsukishimaKei: uHhh I JUST MEANT SOMEONE
TsukishimaKei: WHY SHOULD I CAREIF YAMAGUCHI LIKES SOMEONE
v-nikiforov.: well? what would you do if i told you he liked you?
gucci: UM
TsukishimaKei: whAT WELL I Uh,
TsukishimaKei: I DONT CARE THIS ID ALL SO LAME YOURE LAME, HINATA IS LAME AND SHORT, thIS CHAT IS LAME, VOLLEYBALL IS JUST A CLUB
literalsunshine: why did you feel the need to add the short part
TsukishimaKei: NEIQOSOSOS

TsukishimaKei left the conversation.

literalsunshine added TsukishimaKei to the conversation.

literalsunshine: no one escapes weird to weirder
momfriend: so you see what i meant
momfriend: you cant really leave......
kagamimimi: jeez brutal
TsukishimaKei: AAAAGAGGAGGhhh
v-nikiforov.: what would you do it i told you yamaguchi liked you?
TsukishimaKei: IT DOESNT MATTER OKAY
TsukishimaKei: BECAUSE YAMAGUCHI DOESNT EVEN LIKE ME AND HE NEVER WILL SO ITS NT LIKE I EVEN CARE
gucci: WAIT QIAT WAOT TSUKKI
gucci: I DO, I DO LIKE YOU
TsukishimaKei: wait what
gucci: ummm uh
gucci: well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
gucci: tsukki ive uh
gucci: ive liked you for a while but i never thought you liked me back
gucci: uh
gucci: and i really like you
gucci: so if youd
gucci: uh
gucci: yeah do you wanna
gucci: aaaaa
gucci: if you like me back i mean
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi
gucci: sorry tsukki
TsukishimaKei: yeah, okay
TsukishimaKei: i like you so
TsukishimaKei: lets go out
gucci: aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaa
yUriwhatthefUck: heartwarming, really, but im getting diabetes.
TsukishimaKei: yOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
TsukishimaKei: I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YPU FOR ONE DAY AND I CANNOT PROPORLU JUYT EHDUISIUDJSJDHHEHSHUS FUCIIIDJEM OTHEBENUXKWT
gucci: jfc
dadchi: Tsukishima go in timeout
TsukishimaKei: WHAT THE FUXK NO PUT THIS YURI FUCKER IN TIME OUT
dadchi: TSUKISHIMA
dadchi: TIMEOUT
TsukishimaKei: UUUUGHHGHGH FINNE

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "shittier storm".

literalsunshine: because thats what it is
imalwaysthisnice: hey hate to interrupt the moment but why am i here again
russianblue: hi kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: lev what the fuck
v-nikiforov.: dont worry kuroo i never know whats going on
v-nikiforov.: because i dont know who any of these people are
yuuri_79: you know yuri and i
v-nikiforov.: shut up yuuri
literalsunshine: you know who i am
v-nikiforov.: GODDAMNIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
makkachin: didisisiwjsjnbvgggghrjsjdjjdkkkkkkdkkdkkdkkkkskkkdkkksjkskkksj
v-nikiforov.: shut up makkachin
kuroko'svanillashake: its not very nice to tell your dog to shut up
v-nikiforov.: hOLY HECC I KEEP FORGETTING YOURE HERE
kuroko'svanillashake: yeah that happens

ionlyswimFree: so, do you think its illegal to marry water
momfriend: HARU FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONNA LET YOU MARRY A GLASS OF FUCKIN WATER
THUG: oooooOOOOH MAKOTO
momfriend: NAGISA HUT THE FICK UP
leavemealone: let haru marry whoever he wants
leavemealone: hell, let him marry rin if he really wants to
ionlyswimFree: but i dont want to marry rin
ionlyswimFree: i want to marry water
kagamimimi: can someone tell me why the hell this guy wants to marry water
literalsunshine: thats haru
literalsunshine: swimming is, uh, his passion
ROLLINGTHUNDER: graphic design is my passion
ennoSHITa: GUYS GUESS WHAT, I FOUND MY PHONE
ennoSHITa: gdi and its just as memey in here as usual
yourultimatesenpai: [wink wonk]
ennoSHITa: quit trying to seduce me tanaka you fucker
literalsunshine: wait a sec im gonna cout all the people in here
literalsunshine: theres karasuno, with 10
literalsunshine: people from other volleyball teams, thats like 8
literalsunshine: sensei coach yachi an kiyoko make 4
literalsunshine: swim dudes are 4
literalsunshine: basketball dudes are 2
literalsunshine: ice dudes are 4, counting makkachin
literalsunshine: is there anyone im missing
dadchi: I dont know hinata maybe keep track of the people you add
literalsunshine: doin my best papa
kagamimimi: papa mbaye
kuroko'svanillashake: omg
literalsunshine: added together thats 32 people
dadchi: Wow and i dont like many of them
grand_king: you like me right
dadchi: No
imalwaysthisnice: you like me right
dadchi: No
ionlyswimFree: wait what about rin
momfriend: gdi

ionlyswimFree added shark to the conversation.

shark: i dnont think weRE IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOFU
yourultimatesenpai: i like this guy already
ROLLINGTHUNDER: me too he seems memey
asassy: thats not a good thing
ROLLINGTHUNDER: of course it is
dadchi: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sugamomma: its ok daicho
dadchi: Et tu, suga?
sugamomma: celery
literalsunshine: lettuce club
sugamomma: no
literalsunshine: hi rin
shark: hey shrimpy
literalsunshine: see hes the only one im ok with calling me shrimpy
literalsunshine: because hes a shark
literalsunshine: it just makes sense
shark: theyre both sea creatures
literalsunshine: ye s
literalsunshine: actually you know what kageyama i think you and rin are pretty similar
kingofthecourt: im not a shark
literalsunshine: thats not what i meant

literalsunshine: aaauuUGH UMMM HELLO YES CAN SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP
dadchi: What the fuck why
literalsunshine: OKAY SO YPU Remmber EHEN I STOLE THAT DIAMOND PLAY BUYTON
kingofthecourt: WHT THE FUCK YOU WERE SERIOUES ABOUT THT
shark: SHRIMPY WHAT THE FUCK YOU STOLE A DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON
v-nikiforov.: HINATA
literalsunshine: AAAAAaAAAAAAAAA OKAY YEAH I KNOW I WASNT STEALING AT FORST BUT THEN I LIKE,,,, KEPT IT
kingofthecourt: if you get arrested im breaking up with you
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA NOW IS NOT THE TIME
kingofthecourt: sORRY SORRY I WAS JOKIGN
literalsunshine: ASAHI COME PIC K ME IP
asassy: WHAT WHY ME
literalsunshine: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY NOW COME PICK ME UP BEFORE I GET ARRESTED
asassy: I CANT BE A GETAWAY DRIVER WHT IF WE BOTH GET ARRESTED
kagamimimi: FUCKSSAKE ILL PICK YOU UP
literalsunshine: NICCCCEEEE

demon_senpai: what the hell
imalwaysthisnice: you know what daichi FUCK YOUR RULES

imalwaysthisnice added HOOTIMMAOWL and keiji to th conversation.

demon_senpai: ew its bokuto
HOOTIMMAOWL: rude
demon_senpai: jk bokuto u kno ily bro
keiji: excuse me fucker
demon_senpai: RUDE akaashi i meant it platonically
grand_king: FUCK
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: wth trashykawa
grand_king: I LOST MY GLASSES
TsukishimaKei: cant say i havent been there
gucci: youre lucky you have me to be your eyes huh tsukki??
TsukishimaKei: shut up yamaguchi
grand_king: ok thats diabetes and all but I CANT FUCKING SEE
grand_king: and its not like iwa-chan is nice enough to be my eyes all day
demon_senpai: iwaizumi wtf rude
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: youd know my pain if you had to be in like 5 classes with him plus volleyball practice, this chat, and he comes to my house all the time after school
demon_senpai: fair enough
russianblue: yaku would you be my eyes
demon_senpai: lev you dont even wear glasses
russianblue: but if i did
demon_senpai: no
THUG: id be your eyes rei!
leavemealone: i dont need eyes
THUG: yes you do you fuckin tsundere
literalsunshine: woAH nagisa is some alois trancy shit if i ever did see it
literalsunshine: kageyama youd be my eyes right
kingofthecourt: dumbass
kingofthecourt: no
kingofthecourt: if i had to i guess...........
grand_king: ok everyone shut up im blind
grand_king: iwaizumi come over and be my eyes i dont care if you want to or not
kagamimimi: i would be kurokos eyes
kuroko'svanillashake: kagami i dont wear glasses
yuuri_79: that's getting creepy, i keep forgetting hes here
kagamimimi: jeez kuroko that happens more often than i thought
kuroko'svanillashake: you do it all the time
kagamimimi: yeah lmao

ionlyswimFree: hinata change your name to literallamp
literalsunshine: what why
ionlyswimFree: because your sunny personality is FAKE YOU FAKER
THUG: burn
v-nikiforov.: roasted
leavemealone: nagisa i cant say any different for you
yuuri_79: isnt that ironic viktor..................
literalsunshine: rude

kingofthecourt: hinata did you ever escape the police

kingofthecourt: hinata
literalsunshine: what
kingofthecourt: oh my god
kingofthecourt: did you get arrested
literalsunshine: what no
literalsunshine: im at kagamis house
kagamimimi: lmao

Chapter Text

literalsunshine: kagami its cold in your house
kagamimimi: then go hOME HINATA YOUVE BEEN HERE FOR TWO DAYS ISNT YOUR MOTHER WORRIED
literalsunshine: dont bully me ):

ROLLINGTHUNDER: shit son we just got the greatest idea
shark: what
yourultimatesenpai: stfu shark boy this has nothing to do w/ u
shark: hey yOU CANT CALL ME SHARK BOY WHEN YOURE AS MUCH OF A SHARK AS ME
kingofthecourt: what is ur idea
yourultimatesenpai: so daichi, suga
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yachi
yachi: wtf does this have to do with me
ROLLINGTHUNDER: our idea
ROLLINGTHUNDER: so, we go to a trampoline park
dadchi: No
yourultimatesenpai: but you havent heard our idea yet
dadchi: Its a bad one though
yourultimatesenpai: ):
ROLLINGTHUNDER: were going to tell you anyway and you can judge it when were done
dadchi: But i already know its a bad idea
yourultimatesenpai: so, we go to a trampoline park
dadchi: Gdi
yourultimatesenpai: and we bring a volleyball net and some balls
literalsunshine: I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING AND IM WITH YOU
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and we hide the net and balls and shit in a bag and we find some place to hide it
sugamomma: and then
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND THEN
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we jump for a while, act like good civilians just jumping at a trampoline park
dadchi: This doesnt seem like a good idea
yourultimatesenpai: WERE NOT DONE
yourultimatesenpai: and then
yourultimatesenapi: we find some place to hide ((: (: (: (: (:(: (:(: :(:(:( : :((: (: (: (: (: (:
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and once we know all the employees are gone and shit
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we set up the net in the trampoline park
ROLLINGTHUDNER: and we play volleyball
literalsunshine: oh man, and i already jump so high
literalsunshine: imagine my spikes
kingofthecourt: im already scared
yourultimatesenpai: and we stay there
yourultimatesenpai: ALL NIGHT
dadchi: NO
sugamomma: YES
yachi: oh shit a disagreement
dadchi: SUGA WHAT THE FUCK WE CANT LET THEM DO THAT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: its not just us, youll be there too
sugamomma: COME ON DAICHI WE HAVE TO
sugamomma: ITS FUCKING VOLLEYBALL IN A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE PARK
v-nikiforov.: i thought you played water baseball or whatever it was called
yuuri_79: viktor i think they were messing with you
v-nikiforov.: whAT THE FUCK
yUriwhatthefUck: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH YM FUCKIGN GOD
ionlyswimFree: ok makoto i have an idea
momfriend: oh god
ionlyswimFree: so, we go to a trampoline park
momfriend: haru were not going to take a kiddie pool to a trampoline park
ionlyswimFree: GODDAMNIT
v-nikiforov.: yUURI
yuuri_79: NO
kuroko'svanillashake: kagami
kagamimimi: well actually dont they already have basketball shit there
kuroko'svanillashake: yeah i just wanna go to a trampoline park, take me
kagamimimi: okay
grand_king: so iwa-chan
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: i want to die
grand_king: im going to take that as a yes
grand_king: and since im the captain, im approving this (o∀ ^)v ⌒☆
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: i want to strangle you and then die
grand_king: so we can both go to hell together iwa-chan?
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: youre going to hell, whereas i did nothing wrong and am going to heaven
ROLLINGTHUNDER: so daichi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: whaddaya say
dadchi: I guess if suga says yes, no is out of the question
sugamomma: YAYYYYYYYYY
literalsunshine: YAYYYYY
sugamomma: my yay was better
literalsunshine: waIT NO IT DOESNT MATTER IF MY JUMPS ARE HIGHER BECAUSE SO WILL THE BLOCKERS AND WELL ALL BE THE SAME FUCKIIN HEIGHT AS WE WOULD IF THERE WERE NO TRAMPOLINES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kingofthecourt: shut the fuck up hinata you dumbass
literalsunshine: what the fUCK YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
kingofthecourt: [shrug]

dadchi: Okay i guess if were doing this we ought to do it after school today
yuuri_79: dont tell me youre actually going through with this
dadchi: Yuuri my boy, let me tell you, tanaka noya and hinata will not shut the fuck up about it
yuuri_79: oh
yUriwhatthefUck: if youre going tak e minami with you
yuuri_79: what you hang out with minami
yUriwhatthefUck: more like he hangs off of me, what the fuck this kid
yuuri_79: you cant call him kid hes older than you
v-nikiforov.: im older than all of you

yuuri_79 added red-faced-sun-ray to the conversation.

yUriwhatthefUck: my hate for you intensifies
literalsunshine: if im the sunshine and hes a sun ray does that make him my son
yuuri_79: yes
red-faced-sun-ray: wait whose son am i
demon_senpai: if youre going take lev with you
russianblue: rude
red-faced-sun-ray: no seriously who are all you people and whose son am i and what is going on
keiji: if youre going take bokuto with you
HOOTIMMAOWL: I WILL GLADLY GO I WANNA JU M P
keiji: good, please leave
puddinghead: if youre going take kuroo
imalwaysthisnice: kENMA WHA TTHE FUCK I
puddinghead: lmao thats what you get for sneaking up behind me when i was playing sara is missing
literalsunshine: okay, wait, who all are we taking
literalsunshine: minami, lev, bokuto, kuroo
red-faced-sun-ray: wait what where are we going
yuuri_79: minami just scroll up jfc
red-faced-sun-ray: ok
red-faced-sun-ray: wOAH HELL YEAH I WANNA PLAY VOLLEYBALL AT A TRAMPOLINE PARK
red-faced-sun-ray: one question, how do you play volleyball
yUriwhatthefUck: think of it like chess
red-faced-sun-ray: okay thanks yuri!
v-nikiforov.: YURI THATS RUDE
yUriwhatthefUck: life is rude
asassy: wait so are we going to the trampoline park or not
dadchi: Yeah, i guess
dadchi: Everyone pack your shit (inclubing minami lev bokuto and kuroo) and ill ask the principal for a bus
dadchi: I cant believe were doing this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: FU C K Y E S
ROLLINGTHUNDER: see tanaka i told you suga would wanna go
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and daichi does whatever suga once
yourultimatesenpai: you told me dog you warned me about the stairs
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah i did

Chapter Text

literalsunshine: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA WERE ON A BUS
kagamimimi: oh god
ionlyswimFree: MAKOTOOO I WANNA GO TOO
momfriend: shut the fuck up haru i will not hesitate to stab you 17 times in the face, violently.
ionlyswimFree: rude
THUG: MOMKOOOOOTOOOOOOO
momfriend: NO NAGISA THUG: ):
kingofthecourt: oh god if we get caught well be criminals
kingofthecourt: gay criminals
ROLLINGTHUNDER: puri puri prisoner yourultimatesenpai: haha omg noya shut hte fuck up
ROLLINGTHUNDER: has anyone else noticed that asahis handle has the word ass in it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ITS SOME CRAZY COINCIDENCE,,, ,BECAUSE HIS THIGHS AND ALSO BUTT ARE PRETTY NICE
asassy: noya you need to address your massive crush
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WHAT CRUSH
ROLLINGTHUNDER: capslock *what crush
yourultimatesenpai: hes lying
dadchi: So for anyone not on the bus with us
dadchi: An update
dadchi: We are all piled into a bus (including minami lev kuroo and bokuto, excluding asahi bc hes a wimp and didnt want to be involved with out criminal activities
dadchi: and also yachi and kiyoko???? idk where they at
dadchi: as well as sensei and coach for obvious reasons)
yachi: kiyoko-san is sick and im taking care of her
literalsunshine: yall are cute
shark: when they gettin married (,;
literalsunshine: SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE

literalsunshine added phichit+chu to the conversation.

literalsunshine: PHICHIT, THE RINGS
phichit+chu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dadchi: WHO THE FUCK
dadchi: HINATA I WILL COME BACK THERE AND KILL YOU AND THE BUS DRIVER WONT SUSPECT A THING BECAUSE YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK AND SILENT
phichit+chu: ooh, violent
phichit+chu: das a lil spicy
yuuri_79: oh god why phichit why did you tell hinata abo u t the phichi t pwhy why owuld n you do this to mephi chi t whay
v-nikiforov.: ayyo
shark: what is a phichit
phichit+chu: das my name u stupid
shark: RUDE
shark: hinata who tf ))):
phichit+chu: its thai my bro
phichit+chu: ANYWAY THATS NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
phichit+chu: GUESS WHOS ENGAGED TO HIS COACH VIKTOR NIKIFOROV
v-nikiforov.: PHICHIT I KNOW THIS ONE CAN I ANSWER
phichit+chu: NO VIKTOR STFU FOR A SEC IDC IF UR FAMOUS OR W/E, GUESS WHOS FUCKING ENGAGED TO THIS HANDSOME SILVER HAIRED BEAST
shark: me
v-nikiforov.: yes shark man, ill marry u
phichit+chu: no
yuuri_79: ok ill be best man
phichit+chu: YUURI NO
literalsunshine: why did i let this happen
literalsunshine: phichit go away )):
phichit+chu: rude, and also no
dadchi: AS I WAS SAYING
phichit+chu: ooh its the violent daddy
phichit+chu: violent me daddy
dadchi: I will kick you down a very steep and very tall staircase
phichit+chu: hot
yuuri_79: phichit tone down the sass a lil
phichit+chu: ):
dadchi: As of right now, the bus is halfway there
dadchi: The bag of our volleyball supplies is in the back of the bus
dadchi: Were going to ask to keep it behind the front desk
dadchi: This is the single most illegal thing weve done
kagamimimi: what about that time hinata stole a diamond play button and hid out at my house
dadchi: "weve"
kagamimimi: oh
red-faced-sun-ray: i am also here hello
red-faced-sun-ray: the stupid bus wifi wasnt working for me )))):
dadchi: We'll catch up for an update when we get to the park
red-raced-sun-ray: OH COME ON I JUST GOT THE WIFI TO WORK
dadchi: Wish us luck
puddinghead: good luck kuroo ily
imalwaysthisnice: ❤︎
literalsunshine: WTF THEYRE DATING
literalsunshine: I DIDNT KNOW THAT
phichit+chu: ooh spicy
dadchi: I SAID US NOT KUROO
dadchi: Whatever anyway
dadchi: Everyone shut up the wifis getting turned off
literalsunshine: BYE GUYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!

kagamimimi: ........... its quiet without them here
kuroko'svanillashake: well it is their chat
kagamimimi: JESUS FUCKING HELL FORGOT YOU WERE HERE
kuroko'svanillashake:
kuroko'svanillashake: much like daichi and makoto, i would like to be violent with you
v-nikiforov.: WELL WHY DONT YOU FILL UP THE SILENCE MR. KAGAMI
kagamimimi: nah, its actually nice having a break from all the constant memes
v-nikiforov.: forgive english, i am Russia.
kagamimimi: i want to die
asassy: too bad levs not here, hed laugh at that one
v-nikiforov.: ):
yUriwhatthefUck: VIKTOR DID YOU JUST
yUriwhatthefUck: ok u basically just insulted yourself, me and also yakov
yUriwhatthefUck: i mean he didnt see that but if he did i bet hed be offended
yUriwhatthefUck: I BET MILAS OFFENDED TOO
v-nikiforov.: milas cool shed think thats funny
keishin_ukai: WAIT WHAT TH EUKFU
v-nikiforov.: ... who are you
keishin_ukai: I SHPOULD BE ASKIGN U THAT WHO THE FUCK
v-nikiforov.: im viktor nikiforov!! im a famous figure skater from russia
keishin_ukai: ??????
v-nikiforov.: hold up, i bet ull recognize me if i try hard enough
yuuri_79: you did not just say hold up
v-nikiforov.: HA.jpg
v-nikiforov.: WHOOPS WRONG PIC
yUriwhatthefUck: VIKTOR WHAT THE FUCK
yUriwhatthefUck: FIRST OF ALL THAT PICTURE OF ME IS NOT VERY GOOD,
yUriwhatthefUck: SECOND OF ALL DID MILA MAKE THIS??? I BET MILA MADE THIS GODDAMNIT I AHTE HER
keishin_ukai: ?????????????????????????????
v-nikiforov.: hold. up.
v-nikiforov.: here
v-nikiforov.: cries.gif
v-nikiforov.: hola me llamo viktor
yUriwhatthefUck: viktor no, you cant speak spanish
v-nikiforov.: says you
keishin_ukai: oh yeah, u look familiar
keishin_ukai: maybe i saw you on the news??? im not too involved in the skating world
v-nikiforov.: oh yes! youre their swimming baseball coach right?
keishin_ukai: what,
yuuri_79: yikes
v-nikiforov.: wait
v-nikiforov.: hold up i gotta go be gay, hold up hold up pls yes thanks you
yUriwhatthefUck: Я ненавижу тебя
v-nikiforov.: ❤︎ you too yura!!!!
grand_king: AW SHIT UR HOT,,,
v-nikiforov.: what
grand_kind: you, viktor
grand_king: why are you so hot
v-nikiforov.: thanks!!!!!!!!!!! but idk why
grand_king: send me more selfies (,;
v-nikiforov.: ILL FOLLOW YOU ON INSTA???? DO YOU HAVE AN INSTA PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTNA SAME NAME AS MYU SKYPE
grand_king: OK OK HOLD ON
v-nikiforov.: *up
v-nikiforov.: ok now really, i actually do have to go be gay
v-nikiforov.: brb

THUG: what
THUG: why was that oikawa guy yelling about how hot viktor is
THUG: when did he even send a pic,,,,,,,,,
momfriend: nagisa scroll up and find it
THUG: I TRIED

yachi: IF OYOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE
yachi: YOU HAVE TO CATCH A HERO ON THE RUN

dadchi: What the fuck
yachi: oh shit
dadchi: We arrived at the park and im gettin scared,
literalsunshine: dont chicken out daichi
dadchi: HEY WHERE EVEN ARE YOU YOU SHIT
literalsunshine: relax im looking for hiding spots
dadchi: ......... Ok fucker
red-faced-sun-ray: ITS GREAT HERE I FUCKING LOVE THIS
yuuri_79: minami language
red-faced-sun-ray: ITS GREAT HERE I HECKING LOVE THIS
yuuri_79: thank you
yUriwhatthefUck: aw man i wish i was there
yUriwhatthefUck: but im stuck here with fucking mila i hate this
shark: whos mila
v-nikiforov.: SHARK MAN NO
phichit+chu: SHARK MAN NOOO
yuuri_79: WHY, SHARK MAN, WHY
yUriwhatthefUck: NOW LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT GODDAMN MILA
yuuri_79: yuri plisetsky is forcibly removed from the chat

literalsunshine: im gonna dare minami to jump down from the upper level
kingofthecourt: omg do it

TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI WATCH THIS
gucci: TSUKKI NOOOF UCKIGN H LELL
dadchi: WHATS GOING ON
dadchi: OH MY GOD NO TSUKISHIMA KEI YOU GET BACK HERE
asassy: whats going on???

asassy: daichi???
dadchi: HES CLIMBING UP ON THE BASKETBALL HOOP
kagamimimi: ive seen hinatas skills at basketball and if this tsukishimas skills are anything like his i suggest you get him down
asassy: trampolines drive people to madness

dadchi: OKAY EVERYONE, YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT, THEYRE CLOSING
dadchi: EVERYONE KNOWS THEIR HIDING SPOT
dadchi: GO GO GO

literalsunshine: OK GUYS, THE COAST IS CLEAR
literalsunshine: LAST OF THE EMPLOYEES JUST LEFT, WERE ON OUR OWN
literalsunshine: KUROO GET THE NET AND THE VOLLEYBALLS
imalwaysthisnice: on it

russianblue: this is so creepy were all alone
red-faced-sun-ray: LEV!!!!!!! YOURE SO TALL GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RIDE
russianblue: while jumping on the trampolines?
red-faced-sun-ray: ofc
dadchi: NO ST OP
dadchi: Goddaamnit theyre already doing it

ROLLINGTHUNDER: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahaha BEHIND YOU
yourultimatesenpai: what
yourultimatesenpai: IUWEGKXJGSDWEGSDH
yourultimatesenpai: FUCK HE JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, IT WAS SO DARK IN OUR HIDING SPOT

red-faced-sun-ray: hehehehehe
imalwaysthisnice: MINAMI NOOO COME BACK
imalwaysthisnice: I WANNA DO IT TOO
dadchi: OH GODDAMNIT WHAT ARE YOU DOIGN
red-faced-sun-ray: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe daichi look up
imalwaysthisnice: hi daichi
dadchi: GET DOWN FROM THERE
asassy: ok whos where now
dadchi: MINAMI WENT ON THE UPPER LEVEL AND HES ABOUT TO JUMP DOWN ONTO THE BIG INFLATABLE TRAMPOLINE THING
yuuri_79: MINAIEMI
literalsunshine: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
kingofthecourt: ASERIGJAWREKJJFDFDFD

sugamomma: hehehehh
dadchi: Oh god what now
sugamomma: daichi look up
dadchi: SUGA
v-nikiforov.: i wish we were there yuuri
v-nikiforov.: but u gotta compete and im ur coach
yuuri_79: suck it up buttercup
v-nikiforov.: exCUSE
phichit+chu: DAMN VIKTO R WTH DID U DO
v-nikiforov.: SHIT
dadchi: SHUT UP, I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY TEAM A N D YOU

HOOTIMMAOWL: guys im gonna do a backflip everyone watch
imalwaysthisnice: WATCHIN U FROM THE UPPER LEVEL WITH MINAMI
imalwaysthisnice: DO IT BRO
red-faced-sun-ray: GO BOKUTOO!!!!1!!1!!

HOOTIMMAOWL: OW FUCK

russianblue: where am i
imalwaysthisnice: i was starting to think it was oddly quiet
imalwaysthisnice: people were freaking out about how long your legs are and now its just silent
imalwaysthisnice: where are you
russianblue: idk i think im in some kind of employee area
russianblue: HEY THERES COFFEE
imalwaysthisnice: LEV NO
imalwaysthisnice: SAVE SOME FOR ME
dadchi: GUYS THATS STEALING
imalwaysthisnice: S A V E S O M E F O R M E

yUriwhatthefUck: какого черта
v-nikiforov.: uggghhh!!!! i wish we were there!!! im screenshotting this and posting it on instagram so my millions of fans can see how much fun im not having
yUriwhatthefUck: Я ненавижу тебя

literalsunshine: OWW WFUFCKC
literalsunshine: ANYONE WHO IS ABLE TO JUMP SOMEWHAT CLOSE TO HOW HIGH I CAN
literalsunshine: DO NOT ATTEMPT A REALLY HIGH JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINES
literalsunshine: YOU WILL HIT YOUR HEAD
dadchi: Hinata you didnt hit your head on the ceiling, lev threw a coffee mug at you
literalsunshine: oh

gucci: i found the coffee

kingofthecourt: A GMAE OF VOLLEYBALL?????? PLEASE????????????? JUST ONE I REALLY NEED A GAME OF VOLLEYBALL TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS
dadchi: What stress could you possibly have been under since practice ended
literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA WHERE ARE YOOUUU
red-faced-sun-ray: dont worry hinata, im still looking in the employee only rooms!! ill find him soon!
dadchi: Oh
imalwaysthisnice: here, lets choose teams and we can play two sets
imalwaysthisnice: someone needs to keep score
red-faced-sun-ray: oh oh! ill do it bc idk how to play volleyball

literalsunshine: KAGEYAMA TOSS TO ME AFTER THIS SET
kingofthecourt: DONT TEXT WHILE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME DUMBASS

sugamomma: okay, we better put the net and the volleyballs away
sugamomma: we got a little too intense after the last game
literalsunshine: kuroo i hate your blocks and i hate you i hope you fucking die a painful death
imalwaysthisnice: ┐(Wヮ ̄)┌
sugamomma: come on guys clean up!! all of us!
red-faced-sun-ray: WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT VOLLEYBALL!!!!

dadchi: FUC FUCK FUCK FUCK UFUCKF UCK SOMEONE CHECK THE TIME
dadchi: THATS RIGHT FUCKERS ITS TIME FOR THE EMPLOYEES TO COME IN, HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR HIDING SPOTS
literalsunshine: I CANT I LOST MY PHONE
kingofthecourt: HINATA YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IDIOT YOUR PHONE IS IN YOUR HANDS, HYOU ARE TEXTING WITH IT RIGHT NOW
kingofthecourt: WHERE ARE YOU, IM NOT HIDING ALONE AGAIN

literalsunshine: okay guys meet up at that spot behind the trampolines, all of us
literalsunshine: we'll sneak out once more people get in here
v-nikiforov.: this is really intense
kagamimimi: i missed a lot of what happened because i went to sleep early oops
kuroko'svanillashake: i saw most of what happened do you want me to recount the tale
kagamimimi: i can scroll up, thanks

dadchi: OKAY WE'RE OUT
dadchi: The bus is parked down the block
dadchi: Suga can you call the busdriver?
literalsunshine: hes already doing it
dadchi: One step ahead as always, i shouldnt expect less from my vice captain
imalwaysthisnice: *wife

dadchi: WHERE ARE TANAKA AND NOYA
asassy: IF YOU LOST YOUR CHILDREN
dadchi: F CUKF UDKC DUCIK DUCKD JCD WHGERE ARE THEY
dadchi: SUGA
sugamomma: AAAAAAAA THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING THEM THEY WERE IN THE EMPLOYEE ROOM PUTTING MENTOS IN SOME COKE BOTTLE THEY FOUND
dadchi: OK 1. WHY DID YOU LET THEM DO THAT
dadchi: 2. WE LOST OUR CHILDREN AAAAAAAA WERE TERRIBLE PARENTS

ROLLINGTHUNDER: were fine
yourultimatesenpai: my phone was dead and noya couldnt find his
yourultimatesenpai: turns out it was in hsi pocket
yourultimatesenpai: hold the bus for us tho??? where is it
dadchi: It was just down the block from the park
ROLLINGTHUNDER: which way
dadchi: Left?
ROLLINGTHUNDER:
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tanaka
yourultimatesenpai: shiiiiiittttttt

dadchi: HURRY UP HURRY UP THE BUS IS LEAVING
yourultimatesenpai: WE ARE RURNN ING AS FAST A S WE CAN
dadchi: RUN FASTER

ROLLINGTHUNDER: we made it
dadchi: I cannot believe you made a fucking rocket out of the coke bottles and mentos to get on the bus
dadchi: In hindsight one of us could have just told the busdriver to stop
literalsunshine: it was too intense a moment for that
asassy: i almost had a heart attack and i wasnt even there
yourultimatesenpai: our way was cooler anyway

literalsunshine: well that was fun but lets never do it again
HOOTIMMAOWL: agreed
HOOTIMMAOWL: my leg still hurts
red-faced-sun-ray: my entire body hurts how do you think i feel
imalwaysthisnice: same
literalsunshine: my head hurts because SOMEONE threw a coffee mug at my head (not naming names)
russianblue: sorry
phichit+chu: this was an adventure for all of us
TsukishimaKei: climbing on that basketball hoop was the most daring moment of my life
gucci: you looked really daring tsukki!!!!
dadchi: That wasnt that daring compared to the other shit that went down
TsukishimaKei: i know
gucci: i had fun
imalwaysthisnice: stfu yamaguchi you were hopped up on coffee the entire time
gucci: yea lmao
momfriend: that was terrifying and i wasnt even there
asassy: makoto do you wanna be "not even there" buddies
momfriend: 200% yes
ionlyswimFree: i still like my kiddie pool idea
momfriend: of course you do
v-nikiforov.: ahhhh i really wish we were there huh yuuri??
yuuri_79: what
yuuri_79: i was sleeping viktor
v-nikiforov.: you snooze you loose
yUriwhatthefUck: i hate all of you
yUriwhatthefUck: but mostly viktor
grand_king: were taking our team, right iwa-chan??
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: no
grand_king: of course we are
puddinghead: hey kuroo did you die
imalwaysthisnice: maybe
puddinghead: aw
puddinghead: thats what you fuckin get
imalwaysthisnice: hUH
puddinghead: this is revenge for sneaking up with me when i was playing sara is missing, i told you that already
HOOTIMMAOWL: im so tired
dadchi: Maybe we shouldnt have stayed up all night
shark: did you guys have fun?
literalsunshine: i think i speak for us all when i say yes
v-nikiforov.: no
v-nikiforov.: bc i wasnt there ))):
phichit+chu: vicchan stop being salty
v-nikiforov.: i will have as much NaCl as i want to
yuuri_79: ew science joke

demon_senpai: WHAT THE FUCK
aone-and-atwo-and-athree: i wouldnt question it if i were you
bleach: kinky lmao
demon_senpai: shut the fuck up terushima

Chapter Text

Hinata awoke one day to find his phone practically exploding. What the fuck could be so important that his friends interrupted one of his rare full-night sleeps?

Pulling his phone off the side-table in disdain, he sighed when he clicked it on and checked his Skype messages. It was only Tanaka and Noya having another Meme War (patent pending) and Daichi yelling at them for it.

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "MEME WAR 2K16: REVENGE OF 2K16".

The ginger let a crooked smile fall on his face; that was all he was interfering with the chat for right now.

As usual, he called Kageyama (who he wa proud to call his boyfriend) to say good morning.

Hinata only had to wait one ring before Kageyama answered with, "Dear God, Hinata, save me. The memes are too much, I'm dead."

"Oh boy," Hinata chuckled. He hadn't bothered to look at what memes Tanaka and Noya were fucking up Daichi's sleep schedule with today. He didn't think he was going to. He'd have to ask Yachi. "I take it your morning is pretty shitty then?"

He could practically hear Kageyama shrug. "It's fifty-fifty, I guess. How's your's?"

Hinata laughed again and flung the covers off himself. Might as well get dressed and shit while they talked.

"Well, not too shitty. Nothing has really happened yet, I just woke up." He told Kageyama as he dug around for his school shirt.

Kageyama hummed and Hinata took that as a sign to keep going. "I'm just getting dressed right now, so what do you think I should have for brea-"

Hinata shrieked.

"What the fuck?" He could hear Kageyama shouting over the line. "What's wrong with you, dumbass?!"

Hinata sighed and leaned back. "Ahaha... it's a stink bug."

"A what?" His boyfriend's voice dropped in confusion.

"A stink bug, you know? The brown ones that are, like, beetles or some shit, and when you squish them they make the room smell bad?" The bug was looking at him menacingly. He couldn't tell if it was looking at him for sure, really, but he had a feeling.

"Oh," went Kageyama, "you mean a Halyomorpha halys?"

The ginger paused. "That is the biggest word I've ever heard you use.

"Hey!"

"A what?"

"... That's the scientific name for it. I had to do a project on it, okay?"

Hinata laughed and promptly hung up on his dorky boyfriend. He loved Kageyama, but his big, scientific words were not helpful at the moment.

As he continued to dress himself, he watched the Halyomorpha halys, just to make sire the dumb bug didn't try to attack him or something.

Suddenly, there was a fast rapping at his door. Literally.

"I'm taking this horse by the reigns making redcoats redder with bloodstains!"

"Lafayette?" Hinata answered, surprised.

"And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn 'em up and scatter the remains I'm-"

"Lafayette," Hinata almost sighed.

"Watch me enragin' 'em, engagin' 'em, escapin' 'em, I'm-"

"Natsu." Hinata said.

Natsu let out an exaggerated huff and opened the door. "You're no fun. Mom sent me to fin out why you screamed."

Hinata, personally, felt very offended at this. "I didn't scream!"

"Did too."

"Did not!"

"Did not. Why?" Natsu smile sweetly at him.

"Did too. Because there's a stink bug." Hinata only realized what he'd said once it was too late.

"Really? Where?"

Resignedly, Hinata pointed out the bug. He couldn't believe he'd agreed with his sister!

Only more terror would come, though, and he watched in horror and Natsu made her way over to the stink bug, scooped it into her hand, walked over and opened the window, and dripped the bug outside.

All he could do was weakly call after Natsu, "Don't let mom hear you sing the swears in Hamilton, or she'll have an aneurysm."

Chapter Text

v-nikiforov. sent files: GAY.mp4

v-nikiforov.: me
literalsunshine: youre vladmir putin??
v-nkiforov.: yes
literalsunshine: what a coincidence, so am i
v-nikiforov.: fite me shouyou
v-nikiforov.: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
v-nikiforov.: ok uh i tried to do that intimidating thing where u call some1 by their last name but like
v-nikiforov.: yall are japanese and do that anyway,,,
v-nikiforov.: what the heckie idk what to do )):
phichit+chu: i think shouyou was the best option to go with
literalsunshine: i am thoroughly unintimidated oops
yUriewhatthefUck: WAIT SO WHEN THAT TSUKISHIMA GUY CALLED ME PLISETSKY WAS HE JUST BEING POLITE
TsukishimaKei: no. im not stupid, i know in other cultures people call each other by their given name, YURI.
yUriwhatthefUck: AAAGGGHH I HAT E
literalsunshine: believe me plisetsky so do the rest of us
yUriwhatthefUck: WAS THAT POLITE???
literalsunshine: oh sorry no, it was more of a
literalsunshine: "between you and me kid" way
yuuri_79: laughs @ yuri because hes the worst son and doesn't care to learn abt other cultures
yuuri_79: laughs @ him
yUriwhatthefUck: fuck u
literalsunshine: [also laughs @ yuri]
literalsunshine: aaaaaaaaanyway
literalsunshine: ive been gone for the past day
literalsunshine: what happened in in this meme war
yourultimatesenpai: )))); daichi made us clean the gym all month
ROLLINGTHUNDER: )):
dadchi: Fuckin meme wars

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "MEME WAR 2k16 II: DAICHIS REVENGE".

yourultimatesenpai: ooh i love this series
yourultimatesenpai: i heard in this one daichi dies
ROLLINGTHUNDER: NO HE WAS SUGAS FAVORITE CHARACTER
dadchi: If you two don't shut the fuck up youll be cleaning the gym for much longer than a month

ROLLINGTHUNDER: guys thats it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im taking this rolling thunder thing to a whole new level
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im getting a lightening streak in my hair
yourultimatesenpai: DUDE FRICKING SICK
ROLLINGTHUNDER: whoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY
dadchi: Noya the rolling thunder thing is getting out of hand let it go
ROLLINGHUNDER: weve come too far to stop now

puddinghead: its ohaiyo noon
puddinghead: or ohio noon if ur american
literalsunshine: kenma none of us are fucking american u shit
puddinghead: FIGHT ME SHOUYOu
literalsunshine: why does everyone want to fight me
HOOTIMMAOWL: hinata fight me too!!! ill buy u a pair of these legging kneepad fucks if u do!!!!!!!!
literalsunshine: see guys at least bokuto has a good offer
literalsunshine: ill meet u at our gym bo
dadchi: No
literalsunshine: ill meet u at ur gym bo
HOOTIMMAOWL: fi t e
keiji: gdi bokuto cant you go one day without being a douche
HOOTIMMAOWL: wtf im not bein a douche
dadchi: Yes you are
keiji: see even daichi agrees w/ me
HOOTIMMAOWL: daichi agrees with everone
dadchi: Not true
HOOTIMMAOWL: revised version *daichi agrees w/ everyone but me
dadchi: Untrue
HOOTIMMAOWL: fucking w ow
literalsunshine: its ok bo ur not a douche
keiji: stfu hinata
v-nikiforov.: i dont know whats going on
yuuri_79: all i can catch is that bokuto is a douche and everyone but hinata agrees
keiji: exactly
HOOTIMMAOWL: im hurt keiji
HOOTIMMAOWL: youve wounded me
HOOTIMMAOWL: i dont think i can recover from this
v-nikiforov.: (WTH IS BOKUTO PULLING A COMPLETE VIKTOR NIKIFOROV)
yuuri_79: (its eerily similar i think he is pulling a vikor nikiforov)
yUriwhatthefUck: (HAHAHA)
keiji: stfu bo
phichit+chu: (ooh cold like the ice we skate on)
v-nikiforov.: (holy shit thats cold. if u did that yuuri idk what id do)
yuuri_79: (,,,,,,,,,,)
keiji: yall know just bc u type it inside parenthesis doesnt mean we cant see it right
v-nikiforov.: we know
literalsunshine: stfu keiji let them live their life

THUG: wanna have a pool party
sugamomma: where did that come from
momfriend: who knows
literalsunshine: did someone say pool PARTY

literalsunshine added daddy, madam secretary, haruhoe, CAKEGANGSTA, thing 1, thing 2, mori, and renGAY to the conversation.

dadchi: Hinata i will kill u in ur sleep.
phichit+chu: violent me daddy
dadchi: Phichit i will kill u in ur sleep.
literalsunshine: but they know how to throw parties
madam secretary: tamaki please change your name its an embarrassment to this club
daddy: i politely decline your offer
phichit: politely decline my offer daddy
daddy: ,,,,,, no?
THUG: do you guys know how to throw POOL parties tho??
CAKEGANGSTA: oh dont worry!! we know how to throw all kinds of parties, right mori??
mori: yea
makkachin: JEODJDNhujjhjdkskjjjsjjjejsjjjdjjjdjjdjdjjd
daddy: ???
v-nikiforov.: OH SHIT sorry thats my dog
daddy: ??????? that doesnt? clear anything??? up?????????????
yuuri_79: long story short hes famous and can afford to buy his dog a phone
daddy: ok kyoYA Lets buy a dog
daddy: and then
madam secretary: no
madam secretary: 1. im pretty sure ouran doesnt allow dogs
madam secretary: 2. i dont know why you think we have room in the clubs budget to by a dog
madam secretary: so, the answer is no
CAKEGANGSTA: aww come on kyoya lets get a puppy!!! ill feed him and play with him and groom him and if hes nice ill let him play with usa-chan!!!
madam secretary: no
v-nikiforov.: hi im back
daddy: you
daddy: mr. "nikiforov"
daddy: youre famous?
v-nikiforov.: hum, well one could call me that yes
yUriwhatthefUck: (WOW)
daddy: then how come ive never heard of you?? HMMM? HMMM??????
russianblue: exCUSE me but that is 5 TIME FIGURE SKATING GRAND PRIX FINALS MEDALIST VIKTOR NIKIFOROV
daddy: (And it was at that moment when Tamaki knew, he had just gotten himself into a big "Oh shit" moment.)
v-nikiforov.: ah, so you do know me then?
daddy: the father son and holy spirit ON A BOAT AMEN WHAT THE FUCK
madame secretary: what
daddy: OH NOTHIG WERE JUST TALKING TO ONLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN IN EXISTENCE
v-nikiforov.: hey now, who said im human
haruhoe: excuse me tamaki
daddy: well,,,,,, i mean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
CAKEGANGSTA: come on haru-chan dont be so uptight!
ionlyswimFree: im not uptight
momfriend: haru they didnt mean u
haruhoe: they meant me. sorry, i should introduce myself, unlike these idiots.
haruhoe: im haruhi fujioka, its nice to meet you!
ionlyswimFree: im haruka nanase.
THUG: wow thats gonna get confusing quick! we need nicknames!
CAKEGANGSTA: like... like host girl!
daddy: boy
CAKEGANGSTA: host boy!
haruhoe: no
THUG: and swim boy!
ionlyswimFree: no
kingofthecourt: haru give it up everyone calls you that anyway
literalsunshine: kAGS WHERE HAVE U BEEN
kingofthecourt: unimportant
kingofthecourt: do you think there are any corn mazes left from around halloween
asassy: kageyama,
kingofthecourt: what
asassy: its winter
kingofthecourt: so
daddy: all the corn is dead

kingofthecornmaze: viva la revolution
asassy: nO

makkachin: sodksnsksksjjswwwwkkwwkkkwkndnxkdiidjdjjug66689276gy)f55tttt55tggtye6t:y
v-nikiforov.: nO HOW

yuuri_79: viktor where are you going??
literalsunshine: ?
yuuri_79: he just left the ice
literalsunshine: scroll up

yuuri_79: o hno

thing 1: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
thing 2: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
daddy: I HATE U TWO
thing 1: TO PROTECT THE CHAT FROM DEVASTATION
thing 2: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN THIS CONVERSATION
thing 1: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF SWIMMING AND HOSTS
thing 2: TO EXTEN OUR REACH TO THE MEMELORDS WITH THE MOST
thing 1: HIKARU
thing 2 KAORU
thing 1: HE HITACHIIN TWINS MEME OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
thing 2: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FITE
renGAY: RENGE
mori: mori
literalsunshine: i hate to break it to you, thing 1 and thing 2, but weve already made that meme, we cant give it to you
thing 1: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
thing 2: AAAAAAA
kingofthecornmaze: that rhymed
literalsunshime: im aware, my dear kags, my words sounded the same
literalsunshine: i thought it was clear that was the point of this game..........
kingofthecornmaze: what why
literalsunshine: thing 1 and thing 2, from the cat in a hat
literalsunshine: there couldnt be anything better than that!
kingofthecornmaze: stop
literalsunshine: ok
renGAY: why is this chat names meme war ii: daichis revenge?
dadchi: Please dont ask

v-nikiforov.: yachi
yachi: uh????? yes???????????
v-nikiforov.: youre the manager of their volleyball club right?
yachi: well uh
yachi: technically kiyoko is still the manager, but next year itll be me!
KiyokoS: And I think you'll do great.
yachi: !!!!!!!!
v-nikiforov.: ok ok in tsukkis words "diabetes" but yachi i need your help
yachi: ??????
TsukishimaKei: dont call me that
v-nikiforov.: can you please come? ill send you my current hotel address privately
TsukishimaKei: DONT IGNORE ME
yachi: uH WELL WHY ME
v-nikiforov.: you seem very trustworthy
yachi: UH,,,,,,,,,,
yuuri_79; dont worry, he wont make a move on u. hes super gay and also were engaged.
yachi: OHH
yachi; alright viktor!!

yachi: viktor you are so lucky your fuckin hotel is close
yachi: im at ur door pls open fucker
v-nikiforov.: hold up

yachi: JEJSHD WHAT THEBDFUCK??'

literalsunshine: yachi?
yachi: I CANT TALK RN HNATA IM BUSY
literalsunshine: uh

yUriwhatthefUck: ok viktor im here open up or ill kco your fucking door down
v-nikiforov.: hold up

yUriwhattefUck: OH GOD

yuuri_79: ok viktor seriously whats going on
yuuri_79: which room r u
v-nikiforov.: cant remember, its a few doors down from yours

yuuri_79: open up bitch
v-nikiforov.: hold up bitch

yuuri_79: how the fuck
literalsunshine: ?????????????????

yachi: hello im back
yachi: the others are still busy its just me
literalsunshine: yachi whats going on?
yachi: well uh
yachi: viktor somehow got a lot of gum in makkachins fur
yachi: and we were trying to use peanut butter to get it out
yachi: omg wait yuuris ranting abt it
yachi: "you dont even like the minty bubblegum viktor! you like the regular flavor!" -yuuri
yachi: "it was yuris ok! he left it here and i was like 'oh ill just chew it'! i didnt think it would fall out of my mouth, and makkachin just HAPPENED to be there!" -viktor
yachi: "SO YOU USED PEANUT BUTTWR TO GET IT OUT?!" -yuuri
yachi: this is hilarious
literalsunshine: take a video

yachi: yuuri @ viktor rn.mp4
literalsunshine: SOBBING

yuuri_79: he used PEANUT BUTTER
yuuri_79: to get YURIS GUM that he CHEWED
yuuri: out of his DOGS FUR

literalsunshine: so uh
literalsunshine: remember how i stole a diamond play button
kagamimimi: oh no
literalsunshine: wait wait wait just

literalsunshine added markiplier to the conversation.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WOAV WOG WOSV AKAGWHAK
yourultimatesenpai: i
dadchi: HINATA
markiplier: ???
v-nikiforov.: oh! thats the red haired man isnt it!
markiplier: yes
markiplier: your name sounds familiar, do i know you?
v-nikiforov.: i doubt you know me, but im sure youve heard of me
v-nikiforov.: look red haired man, i am busy. TAKE IT AWAY LEV
russianblue: that is 5 TIME FIGURE SKATING GRAND PRIX FINALS MEDALIST VIKTOR NIKIFOROV
markiplier: oh yeah!! ive herd of him
yuuri_79: sorry for him. hes trying to get peanut butter out of his dogs fur.
markiplier: i dont think i wanna know
markiplier: anyway literalsunshine
literalsunshine: hinata
markiplier: hinata
markiplier: im not mad at you for stealing it
markiplier: just
markiplier: /w h y/
literalsunshine: idk lmao
markiplier: you dont know
literalsunshine: no
markiplier: okay
markiplier: well
markiplier: thats all i needed
markiplier: bye

markiplier left the conversation.

makkachin: hshshdsjhshhhshhshh
v-nikifrov.: makkachin how do you keep getting ahold of that phone im throwing it away

v-nikifirov.: so my dog is in the waste bin
kingofthecornmaze: ew u say waste bin? Fite me nikiforov
v-nikiforov.: meet me @ the closes ice rink fucker well see

v-nikiforov.: SHI T KAGWYAMA I HAVE TO CANCE L OUR FIte
kingofthecornmaze: too late now, nikiforov

kingoftheconmaze: viktor??

kingofthecornmaze: omf
literalsunshine: wait let me guess
literalsunshine: he obliterated you?
v-nikiforov.: yeah i did
v-nikiforov.: ON THE ICE
daddy: u beat him up on the ice? hardcore
phichit+chu: sounds violent
dadchi: Dont you fucking dare phichit
phichit+chu: violent me daddy
daddy: no
v-nikiforov.: no i didn't beat him up on the ice
v-nikiforov.: i tried to cancel our fight because i got caught up with some fans (should have expected it at an ice rink)
v-nikiforov.: so when he got there and demanded to fight, the fans crowding around me suggested we settle it on the ice
v-nikiforov.: that is to say, ice skating.
literalsunshine: oh no
v-nkiforov.: i didnt realize hed be that bad a skater, though, honest!
kingofthecornmaze: today i learned i cant stand on ice skates.
sugamomma: alas, his legs were made for volleyball
dadchi: At least we have two great setters
sugamomma: so COLD daichi!! (bu-dum tsss)
dadchi: life is COLD (bu dum tsss)
kingofthecornmaze: you two are shitty parents
v-nikiforov.: i guess u could say theyre
v-nikiforov.: skating on thin ice
v-nikiforov.: (bu-dum tsss)
yuuri_79: i
yUriwhatthefUck: you two are shitty parents
literalsunshine: awwww i ship kags and yuri
kingofthecornmaze: hinata were dating.......
literalsunshine: ok
literalsunshine: awwww i ship kags and yuri
kingofthecornmaze: rud e

dadchi: Everyone whos not on our team needs to leave
dadchi: Hinata tell them to leave
literalsunshine: what why me
dadchi: You added them
literalsunshine: cant you just, like....... remove them
dadchi: Well
dadchi: We could just delete this chat and make a new one
literalsunshine: idk...........
THUG: you guys can figure it out in the next chapter!! So much has already happened this chapter and it would suck to end it on a bad note!!!
momfriend: nagisa what
THUG: what
yuuri_79: ........... wtf

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renGAY: so i believe something is becoming increasingly obvious
dadchi: ??
literalsunshine: yes i agree
grand_king: what
renGAY: noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: uhhhh yes?
renGAY: i think ur huge crush needs attention
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what crush haha
renGAY: wow just look at that. he becomes a straight white boy when he denies things.
renGAY: *not that theres anything wrong with straight white boys, ily straight white boys
renGAY: anyway theres no need to deny because its rlly apparent
kagamimimi: renge wtf u werent even here when that stuff happened
renGAY: i scrolled up
renGAY: thats a thing you people seem to forget about a lot
renGAY: *looks at yachi*
yachi: wtf rude
dadchi: The truth is rude
grand_king: wait wait wait
grand_king: did u say nishinoya has a crush?
grand_king: who?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok 1. oikawa just call me noya. literally no one calls me nishinoya in this chat.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: 2. i dont have a crush you guys hahah
literalsunshine: oikawa he has a crush on asahi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no i dont!
asassy: yes you do
ROLLINGTHUNDER: asahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no i dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
v-nikiforov.: noya
v-nikiforov.: nishi boy
v-nikiforov.: child
v-nikiforov.: from a famous ice skater to a highschool volleyball player
v-nikiforov.: shut the fuck up and face ur feelings
v-nikiforov.: thanks
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im going to scream
yourultimatesenpai: im @ his house rn and i can confirm, he did scream
yourultimatesenpai: hes also blushing so Success yall

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "Success yall".

yourultimatesenpai: shut up
literalsunshine: lmao

707 joined the conversation.

707 added yoo-hoo to the conversation.

dadchi: Hinata do you remember when we were talking about america and someone brought up how back in the 17/8000s they did that shit called tar and feathering
literalsunshine: ye s???
dadchi: I want to do that to u
phichit+chu: violent me daddy
dadchi: Phichit i want to gouge your eyes out
phichit+chu: haha and then what (;
707: i can see this is memey enough w/o me being here but im staying anyway
literalsunshine: BUT DAICHI I DIDNT ADD 707 IDEK WHO THEY ARE
dadchi: Sure, jan
707: i added myself fuckers B)
yoo-hoo: seven no thats mean dont call them fuckers
707: *frickers
literalsunshine: who r u :0
707: I'm 707. I'm a SuperHacker who Hacked into your Nerd Chat simply for the sake of Hacking it.
literalsunshine: REALLY :0 :0 :0
707: lol no
707: im 707!! u can call me seven if u want but i dont recommend it bc jumin says it only encourages me
yoo-hoo: and im yoosung
literalsunshine: encourages u to do what
707: lololol
grand_king: why r u here
707: bc im bored
yoo-hoo: bc he added me
v-nikiforov.: does my name look familiar 2 u
707: no?
v-nikiforov.: thank god
yoo-hoo: ... i think i might know it but idk from where
v-nikiforov.: oh gdi
russianblue: VIKTOR NIKIFOROV. 5 TIME GOLD MEDALIST IN THE MENS ICE SKATING GRAND PRIX FINALS. BETTER THAN U.
grand_king: hi seven + yoosung idk u 2 but do u wanna help us expose nishinoya
707: heck yes
yoo-hoo: 100%
ROLLINGTHUNDER: expose me how
renGAY: oh my god
renGAY: expose ur massive CRUSH ON ASAHI
asassy: weve had enough noya pls
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AKESRFDKSDJFGUIFDR NK MCSDFVBC

ROLLINGTHUNDER left the conversation

literalsunshine added ROLLINGTHUNDER to the conversation.

literalsunshine: no one escapes Success yall
literalsunshine: oh man that felt good, havent done that in a while
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i want to die
yourultimatesenpai: ur probably gonna w/ how red ur gettin
ROLLINGTHUNDER: bro pls,,,,,
yourultimatesenpai: eh
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ),;
707: how do we expose him
grand_king: idk lets just keep bothering him
renGAY: thats what i always do
daddy: je n'ai jamais demandé cet abus
literalsunshne: wtf
renGAY: vous n'avez pas besoin de demander, je livre toujours
keiji: you know we can translate that right
renGAY: shut ur dirty mouth
madam secretary: most of the host club is fluent in french you idiots
CAKEGANGSTA: including mori, surprisingly
mori: mmm
kagamimimi: i feel like mori and kuroko would get along
kurokosvanillashake: im invisible not quiet
kagamimimi: well ur quiet too
kurokosvanillashake: even so, two quiet people wouldnt work together because neither one of us would be willing to talk first
kagamimimi: ,,,,,,, damn u right
yuuri_79: HA
yuuri_79: LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE
yuuri_79: UP TO WHEN I MET VIKTOR
v-nikiforov.: !!!
yuuri_79: BECAUSE HE CANT LEARN THE CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE
v-nikiforov.: ,,,
707: 나는 너를 용암 구덩이에 던져 넣고 싶다. 나는 너를보고 싶어. 나는 네가 비명을 질렀을 때 온화하게 미소 지을 것이다. 작별.
literalsunshine: seven none of us knows what that means
707: it means "i love you" in korean and i think its beautiful
literalsunshine: ... sure ok. why did you say i love you??
707: oh i thought we were just saying stuff in other languages i didnt know we were supposed to actually say something
v-nikiforov.: Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят, ты, маленькая сука? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в Navy Seals, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в гориллы войны, и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США. Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю вас нахуй с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, помяните мои гребаные слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием, что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, сволочь. Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP трассируется прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму, личинку. Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называете вашу жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым, малыш. Я могу быть в любом месте, в любое время, и я могу убить вас в более семисот способами, и это только с голыми руками. Мало того, я активно тренировался в рукопашном бою, но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу морской пехоты Соединенных Штатов, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы уничтожить вашу жалкую задницу с лица континента, вы немного дерьма. Если бы вы только знали, что безобразная расплата ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был о том, чтобы обрушить на вас, может быть, вы бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но вы не могли, вы этого не сделали, и теперь вы платите цену, вы проклятый идиот. Я буду срать бешенство все над вами, и вы будете тонуть в нем. Ты чертовски мертв, детка.
literalsunshine: VIKTOR THE FUCK DOES THAT SAY
v-nikiforov.: it means ily in russian
literalsunshine: NO
yUriwhatthefUck: AHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY SOBBINGG GODD AMNIT
v-nikiforov.: like it
yUriwhatthefUck: HAHAHhahahHHA
keiji: no seriously what does it say
v-nikiforov.: i just put the navy seals copypasta into google translate bc i was too lazy to translate it myself lmao
literalsunshine: HA
phichit+chu: ฆ่าฉัน

yourultimatesenpai renamed the conversation to "language party".

literalsunshine: ok phichit enlighten us
kingofthecornmaze: idek what language that is
phichit+chu: i thought i told u fucks i was thai
phichit+chu: anyway it says ily for real this time
yuuri_79: lies. ik bc u say i love you to me all the time
yuuri_79: what it say
phichit+chu: (;
v-nikiforov.: убей меня
yuuri_79: OH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OK
yuuri_79: 私を殺して
daddy: tue-moi
literalsunshine: jokes on you yuuri provided a translation
yuuri_79: shit
yUriwhatthefUck: бля убить меня
v-nikiforov.: what a potty mouth
yUriwhatthefUck: viktor youve sworn in this chat too just bc u dont swear in our chat doesnt mean ur perfect
v-nikiforov.: this chat doesnt count because its a meme chat
literalsunshine: it wasnt originally intended to be but im glad
yUriwhatthefUck: fuck you viktor
v-nikiforov.: thats it im adding jj
yUriwhatthefUck: NO
yuuri_79: VIKTOR PLEASE WERE TOO YOUNG
phichit+chu: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MIGHT AS WELL ADD CHRIS

v-nikiforov. added kingJJ

kingJJ: JJ-STYLE
yUriwhatthefUck: god i hate you
literalsunshine: whos this nerd
kingJJ: im not a nerd! im the KING!!!!!
literalsunshine: ew hes unironic abtit
literalsunshine: *abt it
kingofthecornmaze: *ab tit
literalsunshine: why are you like this
707: what were we doing again
literalsunshine: idk
kingJJ: talking about me ;)
literalsunshine: ew unironic smiley faces
phichit+chu: haha and then what (;

yuuri_79: viktor u need someone
v-nikiforov.: i have someone ♥
yuuri_79: SOMEONE WHO MEMES YOU HARD
v-nikiforov.: im leaving

yoo-hoo: 7070707070707070070707070700707070707
707: what
yoo-hoo: LETS ADD JUMIN-HAN AND SEE HOW SHOOK™ HE GETS
literalsunshine: whos jumin-han

707 added mr. han to the conversation.

mr. han added Elizabeth 3rd to the conversation.

707: FUCK YES ITS ELIZABETH 3RD
literalsunshine: whos elizabeth 3rd
mr. han: Elizabeth 3rd is my cat
mr. han: shes beautiful
707: agree
v-nikiforov.: 3rd of what
v-nikiforov.: what even is 3
literalsunshine: HAHAHAHAH FUCKIN
v-nikiforov.: работа работа Элиза
yUriwhatthefUck: почему ты такой
daddy: shut up with your foreign language
literlasunshine: says the guy who was speakin french a minute ago

mr. han left the conversation.

literalsunshine added mr. han to the conversation.

literalsunshine: no one escapes language party
mr. han: 707 i hate you
707: ♥ u too lololol
mr. han: im leaving

v-nikiforov.: pls look at this good pic of me
v-nikiforov.: me thanks.png
yuuri_79: AAAAAAAAAAAA YOUNG VIKTOR??? YES SIGN ME UP
v-nikiforov.: u absolute fanboy
yuuri_79: i thought u knew i had like 300 posters of u and also that body pillow
yUriwhatthefUck: gross
v-nikiforov.: well yes i did but
v-nikiforov.: look i can call u a fanboy if i want to
v-nikiforov.: also i found another one look its more recent
v-nikiforov.: wink.png
v-nikiforov.: look im wink
v-nikiforov.: подмигивать
707: WOAH HE LOOKS KINDA HOT. LIKE IF ZEN AND V HAD A BABY
yoo-hoo: SEVEN

v-nikiforov.: YURUI
v-nikiforov.: ELT S HAVE A SLEEPOVEr
yuuri_79: are you drunk
v-nikiforov.: WTHATS NOT THE queSTION
v-nikiforov.: COME LETS HAVE A SLEEPVOER
yuuri_79: viktor were engaged we sleep in the same bed anyway
v-nikiforov.: ):

haruhoe: i think everyone in this chat requires therapy
707: tru

literalsunshine: here look im gonna be 707 for a sec
literalsunshine: "708? no thats my father call me 707"
707: [SPITS OUT DRINK] LOLOLOLOL

renGAY: gdi noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what
renGAY: how did u escape our interrogation of ur incredibly large crush on asahi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i didnt
ROLLINGTHUNDER: 707 came in and was like
ROLLINGTHUNDER: "and that! is how! you pivot!"
v-nikiforov.: he pivoted
707: speaking of

707 added jaehee to the conversation.

Jaehee: God, I wanna stab you.
707: lolol
literalsunshine: ew propor capitalization and punctuation
jaehee: Is there a problem?
literalsunshine: not really it just looks
literalsunshine: wrong
literalsunshine: in this chat
KiyokoS: Finally, someone else who's sane.
yachi: !!!!!! :,0
KiyokoS: Sorry, Yachi. But you're just as much of a meme as anyone else here.
yachi: ): tru
Jaehee: I wouldn't say I'm sane. Not after working for Mr. Han and, um. Elizabeth 3rd.
mr. han: shhhhhh jsut lat tit hapen
kingofthecornmaze: tit
mr. han: SHSHSHSHSHHhshshHSHSHhh
707: lolol jumin u drunk??
mr. han: thats not important rn
mr. han: seven i need u to come over rn
707: uh?????????????????
707: why
mr. han: u watch elizabeth 3rd im leavin g bye
707: oH MY GOD YES MY DREAMS COME TRUE
mr. han: im gonna go be gay with zen
707: isnt zen allergic to cats and doesnt he also hate you a lil bit there
mr. han: itks ifne
707: but...... u got elizabeth 3rd's fur all over u
mr: han: its fien
literalsunshine: omg why is everyone drunk

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literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "NOYA #EXPOSED"

literalsunshine: ok fuckers
literalsunshine: todays the day
literalsunshine: we worked hard to get to this place
literalsunshine: and we are not gonna let anything distract us
literalsunshine: ladies, gentlemen, other
literalsunshine: today were gonna fuckin #expose noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oko kok okok ok NORMALL y i would fucking cor e ect u (i dont have a crush) but fickking guess what

ROLLINGTHUNDER added trumpmeister to the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: its fucking donald trump
literalsunshine: noya you asshole thats a bot
kingofthecornmaze: *dumbass
literalsunshine: shut the fuck up kageyama thats your stupid word
trumpmeister: Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yea but its a hilarious bot AMIRITE
literalsunshine: no get it out of here
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ): no
literalsunshine: shut the fuck up and confess to asahi
asassy: im dying waiting for u noyo
asassy: *NOYA OMG
literalsunshine: OH SHIT HSIT SHTISHITHSTIHSITH SIHTISHT SITH SITHI
literalsunshine: FUCK
literalsunshine: DAICHI AND SUGA PLS COME TO THE GYM RN U NEED U
sugamomma: whats wrong? is everything okay?
literalsunshine: UM YEAH IDK KAGEYAMAS JUST FUCKING STARTED SCREAMING AND I RAN OVER AND HES LIKE
literalsunshine: IDFK GET OVER HERE RN
v-nikiforov.: what
v-nikiforov.: can i come
yuuri_79: viktor you cant just
yuuri_79: whatever go to their gym i dont care anymore
yUriwhatthefUck: VIKTOR WERE IN RUSSIA RN U WERE SITTING ON OUR COUCH 3 SECONDS AGO AND NOW UR PACKIGN WHATS GOING ON
v-nikiforov.: youd be surprised how fast you can get places when youre a 5 time gold medalist

sugamomma: SO HERES AN UPDATE ON OUR DEAR SON KAGEYAMA
sugamomma: DAICHIS BUSY TELLING THE SECRETARY WHO WE ARE RELATED TO KAGEYAMA I JUST SNUCK BACK HEYY
sugamomma: so he like
sugamomma: idk what they were doing but they had the net weird
sugamomma: so it was like, a tennis net
sugamomma: and i guess he jumped over it? thats what hinata told me anyway
sugamomma: and hinata said thats what kageyama told him
sugamomma: anyway apparently he broke his ankle
yourultimatesenpai: WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE WE GONNA PLAY VOLLEYBALL
sugamomma: thats something for another day tanaka
v-nikiforov.: i just arrived tell me what hospital u at
sugamomma: in private messages
sugamomma: dont want the whole team coming because the nurse in here said like 3 min ago that we cant have more than like, 4 people in here
sugamomma: and youll be 4
yourultimatesenpai: we just want to support him in his time of need
sugamomma: stfu tanaka u jsut want food from their vending machines
yourultimatesenpai: how dare you,,,, accuse me of such,,,,,,, dirty underhanded intentions that is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, untrue
ennoSHITa: FUCKIN HELL MY PHONE HASNT BEEN WORKING JESUS HELL FUKCING CRHIST SHIT
ennoSHITa: anyway whats going on
sugamomma: kageyama broke his ankle
ennoSHITa: do i wanna know
sugamomma: probably not

Chapter Text

literalsunshine renamed this conversation to "Karasuno Team Chat".

literalsunshine: BAKAGEYAMA TOSS TO ME
kingofthecornmaze: i
kingofthecornmaze: wait this feels kinda deja-vu
literalsunshine: so you're not gonna toss to me?
kingofthecornmaze: hinata
kingofthecornmaze: my anke is broken
sugamommma: why
dadchi: Why what
sugamomma: why is his ankle broken
literalsunshine: suga are you Serious
dadchi: Thats the second time ive ever seen hinata capitalize anything
literalsunshine: well actually im generally sure youve seen me capitalize things many times
sugamomma: rip
yourultimatesenpai: huuuh this is nostalgic
asassy: ?
yourulitamesenpai: maybe ill steal noyas phone this time
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf rude
v-nikiforov.: why is this nostalgic
literalsunshine: hECK
literalsunshine: HE WASNT HERE FOR THIS
yourultimatesenpai: fuck it im stealing noyas phone
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i s2g tanaka
asassy: why do i even hang out with you people
v-nikiforov.: WHY IS THIS NOSTALGIC SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
ROLLINGTHUNDER: I HATE TANAKA
yourultimatesenpai: you love me
literalsunshine: wait
literalsunshine: WIAT
literalsunshine: WE KEEP FORGETTING TO #EXPOSE NOYA
asassy: jfc hinata

literalsunshine: ok wait everyone shut up for a sec
gucchi: none of us were saying anything
literalsunshine: i am going to expose noya if its the last thing i do
dadchi: Hinata have you ever thought that maybe noya didnt want to be exposed
literalsunshine: *#EXPOSED
literalsunshine: and he doesnt have a say in it
literalsunshine: its becoming painful to watch
literalsunshine: and asahi already knows anyway he makes it so fuckin obvious by watching him during practice
dadchi: True
asassy: lmao,,,,,,,
literalsunshine: aw shit son he really needs to become wise
sugamomma: hinata you're grounded stop trying to #EXPOSe noya
hinata: UGH
dadchi: Hinata listen to your mother
literalsunshine: ok

literalsunshine: ok where tf is kageyama hes doing the Thing again
kingofthecornmaze: MY ANKLE IS BROKEN YOU FUCK
literalsunshine: gdi
literalsunshine: meet Kageyama Pablo, professional ANKLE BREAKER
literalsunshine: sighs
kingofthecornmaze: no
gucci: lmfao
TsukishimaKei: yama pls dont associate urself with these memes
gucci: what

grand_king: you kjnwo whats fuikcin hterrible
707: me
grand_king: no noobdy FUC KIFN cares baout you seven man
literalsunshine: omg oikawa dont tell me ur drunk
grand_king: dont you dfuckign patronciaze me shrimpy
literalsunshine: gdi can everyone stop getting drunk
grand_king: anyway
grand_kind: yopu knwo whats FUCKIGN terrible
grand_king: iwaizumi is
grand_king: and hes fuckign stupid and mean ands rude and hie wont KISS ME IM SO ANGRY
literalsunshine: oikawa #EXPOSED
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: are you kidding me
keishin_ukai: you know what i think is dumb
literalsunshine: STOP WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
sugamomma: what coach
literalsunshine: NO SUGA WHY
kingofthecornmaze: hey you know what i think is stupid
literlasunshine: WHY
grand_king: AND THEN HE HAS THE AUD A C I T Y to caLL ME A DUIMBAASS WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IM SO ANGRYYYYYYY
kingofthecornmaze: ew oikawa. ok guys my problems can wait bye

kingofthecornmaze left the conversation.

literalsunshine added kindofthecornmaze to the conversation.

literlausnshine: no one escapes Karasuno Team Chat
sugamomma: dang how long has it been since youve said that hinata
literalsunshine: too long
grand_king: DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
ennoSHITa: GUYS IM FUCKING TRYING TO SLEEP CAN YOU STOP FUCKIGN AROUND
dadchi: WOAH thats the real deja-vu here
yuuri_79: i know you guys probably dont care but phichits eyebrows are on fleek today
phichit+chu: (;
NotShittykawa'sBoyfriend: oikawa chill
grand_king: YOU KNWO WHAT FUCK YOU
literalsunshine: maybe we should do a reality television show Hell's Kitchen-Big Brother style removal of all these people
literalsunshine: and the last person wins a volleyball
dadchi: Were not giving away any of our volleyballs theyre provided by the school
literalsunshine: damnit

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literalsunshine: yep thats it someone push daichi off a cliff
sugamomma: why would you even suggest that
literalsunshine: throw him off a cliff
literalsunshine: punt him to space
literalsunshine: drop kick him into an incinerator
literalsunshine: electrocute him
kingofthecornmaze: guys i just want to play volleyball has it been 6 weeks yet
literalsunshine: drown him
sugamomma: well i see where this teams priorities lie and they do not lie in a very nice place
dadchi: What did i ever DO to you hinata
literalsunshine: fuckign shtu uP IM TALKING "C""CAPTAIN " " " ""'
dadchi: Rude
literalsunshine: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON MY KAGEYAMA
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON ME
literalsunshine: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
sugamomma: hinata youre grounded
sugamomma: we should really re-implement that "no swearing unless ur a 3rd year or i say you can" rule
yourultimatesenpai: actually,, i think,,,,,,,,, that is a very unfair rule,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what if
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and this is just a suggestion
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what if only the 1st yrs are not allowed to swear
yourultimatesenpai: bro thats the best idea ive ever heard
ROLLINGTHUNDER: bro
yourultimatesenpai: bro
v-nikiforov.: but im not an anything year
v-nikiforov.: im 27
707: im 22
yuuri_79: im 23
phichit+chu: why are we just telling everyone our age
v-nikiforov.: shhhhh le tit happen
phichit+chu: tit
707: tit
sugamomma: tit
literalsunshine: tit
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tit
yourultimatesenpai: tit
Jaehee: Tit.
707: OMG SHE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
v-nikiforov.: сиська
yUriwhatthefUck: im fucking leaving

v-nikiforov. renamed the conversation to "сиська".

v-nikiforov.: сиська

yUriwhatthefUck left the conversation.

literalsunshine: wtf rude

literalsunshine added yUriwhatthefUck to the conversation.

literalsunshine: no one escapes сиська
yUriwhatthefUck: Я ненавижу эту чертову дс так много
v-nikiforov.: rt
v-nikiforov.: its a gr8 gc but rt
yuuri_79: brb killing myself over the use of "rt"
v-nikiforov.: ))):
пожалуйста, не детка, я люблю тебя )))):
yUriwhatthefUck: brb killing myself over the use of "детка"
THUG: i would just like to point out that nobody here kjnows what the fuck youre saying
red-faced-sun-ray: no one knows what YOURE saying u bitch
yuuri_79: YOOOOOOO
literalsunshine: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mom friend: FUCKIN HELL YOOOO WRECKED BY A 8 YR OLD NAGISA
red-faced-sun-ray: im 17
mom friend: well maybe you should have brought that up when we were all telling our ages did you ever think of that you tit
literalsunshine: makoto is savage
CAKEGANGSTA: im here to protect my fellow boys wtf is going on
red-faced-sun-ray: god bless
THUG: rt ^^^
red-faced-sun-ray: lets make a club m'boys
THUG: yes

(CAKEGANGSTA added red-faced-sun-ray and THUG to the conversation.

CAKEGANGSTA renamed the conversation to "m'boy club".

red-faced-sun-ray: we are blessed with the lookds of 8 yr olds
THUG: rt)

yuuri_79: drinking game take a shot every time someone says rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt

(THUG: rt
CAKEGANGSTA: nagisa ur gonna get kicked out of the club if u say that again
red-faced-sun-ray: rt)

literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt

(red-faced-sun-rt: im proud of myself
CAKEGANGSTA: omg we should all put rt in our names
CAKERT: blessed
THUG: what do i do
CAKERT: just change ur name to rt
THUG: wait
THRTUG: there
CAKERT: you knwo what it works so
red-faced-sun-rt: it doesnt actually but its fuckin funny so)

literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
literalsunshine: rt
dadchi: Hinata if you dont stop youre gonna be the one being drop kicked into an incinerator
phichit+chu: violent me daddy
v-nikiforov.: ^^rt
dadchi: Get out phichit
phichit+chu: rt
707: retweet more like
707: retit
literalsunshine: tit
phichit+chu: tit

(CAKERT: i wish rt stood for retit
red-faced-sun-rt: rt
THRTUG: rt)

kingofthecornmaze: tit
yachi: tit
ROLLINGTHUNDER: tit
TsukishimaKei: if you implement the "only first years cant swear" what will we do
gucci: we could fake swear
TsukishimaKei: what like "sugar" instead of shit
sugamomma: dont you sugar me im the only sugar allowed here
TsukishimaKei: did you just call yourself shit
sugamomma: FUCK
yUriwhatthefUck: ew that kei dude is back
TsukishimaKei: ew that russian fairy is back
yUriwhatthefUck: CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY
literalsunshine: i feel like if yuri and tsukki didnt hate each other theyd be friends
TsukishimaKei: well isnt that like, the opposite of hating anyway
TsukishimaKei: also dont call me tsukki that is a nickname reserved for Yamaguchi Only, no shrimps allowed
literalsunshine: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON YURI
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON MY HEIGHT
literalsunshine: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

(CAKERT: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
CAKERT: YOU IMPOSE ON MY RT
CAKERT: YOU IMPOSE ON MY TIT
CAKERT: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE)

v-nikiforov.: can we make that a meme please
literalsunshine: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON ME
literalsunshine: YOU IMPOSE ON MY MEMES
literalsunshine: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

thing 1: hey tsukishima
Tsukishima: .................................................... who the fuck
thing 2: yea weve been here like the entire time
thing 1: ANYway like i was saying
thing 1: tuskishiam
thing 2: omg u messed that up so bad
thing 1: shut up
thing 1: tsukishima
TsukishimaKei: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
gucci: so short tempered
TsukishimaKei: SHUIT UP HEATHER
gucci: sorry heather
thing 1: are you o-KEI
TsukishimaKei: ,
thing 1: O-KEI
thing 1: get it
TsukishimaKei: yes i get it
thing 1: ARE YOU
thing 1: O-KEI

(red-faced-sun-rt: i dont think hes o-kei i think his jimmies are v rustled)

TsukishimaKei: i get it you can stop
thing 1: ARE YOU
thing 1: O-
TsukishimaKei: someone remove this abomination
thing 1: KEI
thing 1: ARE YOU O-KEI
TsukishimaKei: shut the fuck up
thing 2: you know what hikaru
thing 1: what
thing 2: i dont think hes
TsukishimaKei: stop
thing 2: O-KEI

(red-faced-sun-rt: bless)

thing 1: im just asking if hes
TsukishimaKei: i hate this
thing 1: O-KEI

literalsunshine renamed the conversation to "O-KEI".

TsukishimaKei: brb killing myself over the use of "o-kei"
gucci: TSUkkI NOo
TsukishimaKei: shut UP yamaguchi
gucci: sorry tsukki

yuuri_79: after the final lets end this
v-nikiforov.: unfollowed, blocked, reported, uninvited to my 9th bday party
literalsunshine: i thought u were 27
v-nikiforov.: uninvited to my 9th bday party

(CAKERT: literally same tho viktor
red-faced-sun-rt: rt
THRTUG: rt)

red-faced-sun-rt: rt
yuuri_79: minami why is rt in the place of ray
red-faced-sun-rt: you dont know my life
yuuri_79: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

literalsunshine: i forgot why i was mad at daichi
dadchi: You were mad at me???
literalsunshine: "literalsunshine: yep thats it someone push daichi off a cliff
sugamomma: why would you even suggest that
literalsunshine: throw him off a cliff
literalsunshine: punt him to space
literalsunshine: drop kick him into an incinerator
literalsunshine: electrocute him
kingofthecornmaze: guys i just want to play volleyball has it been 6 weeks yet
literalsunshine: drown him" -me, earlier
dadchi: Oh

literalsunshine: SOMEONE BUY ME AIR TREKKERS
kingofthecornmaze: what are air trekkers
literalsunshine: kageyama, my sweet summer child
kingofthecornmaze: i was born in december
literalsunshine: shhhhhhh
literalsunshine: air trekkers are only THE BEST THING,E VER
literalsunshine: RUN FASTER, JUMP HEIGHEER
literalsunshine: THEYRE LIKE VOLLEYBALL STILTS
TsukishimaKei: and obviously you need them since youre so short
literalsunshine: TSUKISHIMA ANY OTHER TIME ID BE MAD BUT YES, FUCKIKNG YES, I NEED THEM SO M UCHA AA A A A A A AAA AA A AAA A AA AAAA A
TsukishimaKei: okay, calm your tit
thing 1: o-kei
thing 2: o-kei
phichit+chu: tit
CAKERT: rt

ROLLINGTHUNDER: HEY FUCKIERS I RELALY REALY LOVE ASAHIIIIII I I I I I II I I I I II I I II
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HAVE U EVER ,LOO K E D A T ASAHI ? ? HES SO HOT
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ALSO HE S I THE SWETEST MAN I HAV E ENVER MET
ROLLINGTHUNDER: AND HI E IS BA TUIFUL AND I LOVE HIM
asassy: i am shook
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ASAH IU1!!!!!!!! ILYS M AS AHI ILY A LTLO
literalsunshine: noya are you drunk
ROLLINGTHUNDER: DRUN K OF F MY LO VE FOR A SAH I IL Y SM ASA HI
yourultimatesenpai: he only had two drinks and look at him
yourultimatesenpai: hes a mess
ROLLINGTHUNDER: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ASAHI IS GOO D
sugamomma: well at least he admitted his big gay crush
renGAY: finally
literalsunshine: rt
asahi: rt
yourultimatesenpai: rt
renGAY: rt more like
renGAY: quote tweet
literalsunshine: god bless
yourultimatesenpai: brb getting noya some coffee so he sobers the fuck up

literalsunshine: do u think kageyama would toss to me if i bribed him
kingofthecornmaze: OH SURE let me just TAKE MY FUCKING CAST OFF AND JUMP RIGHT UP just to fucking TOSS TO YOU
kingofthecornmaze: SURE
literalsunshine: cool can u be at the gym in like 10 minutes
kingofthecornmaze: shut the fuck up you dumbass i was being sarcastic
v-nikiforov.: savage

Chapter Text

literalsunshine: dakimakura
literalsunshine: what a wonderful phrase
literalsunshine: dakimakura
literalsunshine: aint no passin phase
sugamomma: it meaNS NO WORRIED
sugamomma: FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYYYYYYYYYYYS
literalsunshine: ITS OUR PROBLEM FREE
sugamomma: DEMOCRACY
sugamomma: oimfg autocorrect i thought i turned you off ******philosophy
literalsunshine: IM SOBBIN G
literalsunshine: THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS
v-nikiforov.: what does dakimakura mean
yuuri_79: viktor you know pillow yuuri
v-nikiforov.: yea
yuuri_79: hes a dakimakura
v-nikiforov.: OOOHHHHHHHH
literalsunshine: do i want to know about pillow yuuri
yuuri_79: no
v-nikiforov.: OF COURSE HE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT PILLOW YUURI
yuuri_79: hinata its just a pillow of me in a skating costume from last season do not listen to what he tells you about pillow yuuri plea s e
v-nikiforov.: pillow yuuri is my best friend and he sleeps with me when yuuri makes me sleep on the couch
v-nikiforov.: and pillow yuuri is a great listener
v-nikiforov.: just likke yuuri
v-nikiforov.: and pillow yuuri goes on walks with me sometimes
yuuri_79: VIKTOR dont tell me you take that thing outside
v-nikiforov.: yuuri how many times have i told you dont be mean to pillow yuuri hes a pillow with a heart of glass and youll hurt his feelings
yuuri_79: very funny now im gonna go fucking BURN PILLOW YUURI
v-nikiforov.: YUURI NO

literalsunshine: theyve been gone for nearly half an hour should i be worried
yUriwhatthefUck: i wouldnt
literalsunshine: yeah but youre mean
yUriwhatthefUck: ))))):
yUriwhatthefUck: so what exactly is a dakimakura for
literalsunshine: why r u askign me
yUriwhathefUck: id k pl sjus t an s w e r
literalsunshine: they 4 cuddleing
literalsunshine: of in pillow yuuris case, theyre what best friends are for
phichit+chu: and yuuri acts like pillow viktor isnt a thing
literalsunshine: lmfao

literalsunshine: id buy a kageyama dakimakura
kingofthecornmaze: whats the point when u have the real thing
literalsunshine: kageyama do not call pillow kageyama worthless
kingofthecornmaze: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
kingofthecornmaze: hinata u better not have just ordered one
literalsunshine: (;

red-faced-sun-rt: have you ever seen yuuri
v-nikiforov.: yes hes my husband
red-faced-sun-rt: ik im so jealous ),;
red-faced-sun-rt: hes so beautiful and cute and fluffy and aaaaaaaaaaaa i love yuuri
v-nikiforov.: I ALSO LOVE YUURI!!!!
phichit+chu: like...... yall know the way he huffs when he cant do something???
red-faced-sun-rt: YES
v-nikiforov.: OM G YE S
phichit+chu: ugghgghhhhh

Chapter Text

hinatit: so you may have noticed my name is better now
kingofthecornmaze: what the fuck hinata
hinatit: no kags its hinatit now
kingofthecornmaze: i hate you
hinatit: ),;
CAKERT: wait i thought we were doing rt themed names
red-faced-sun-rt: do we have to change our names now
THRTUG: please god my name is fucking terrible
CAKERT: hey you piece of shit ur like 8 dont fucking swear

hinatit: HOLD THE TIT
kingofthecornmaze: hinata you might wanna rephrase that
hinatit: kageyama did i fucking stutter

dadchi: Why does most of this chat consist of tit based conversation
sugamomma: you dont like the tits daichi???
dadchi: Suga im fucking gay
sugamomma: that doesnt mean you cant objectively appreciate tits
dadchi: Sleep on the couch tonight
sugamomma: damn i got couchzoned

dadchi renamed the conversation to "tit based conversation".

 

hinatit: my friends brothers name is naegi and i feel like hes naegi makoto but im too afraid to ask
mom friend: im makoto
ionlyswimFree: no one asked you makoto
kingofthecornmaze: HARU YOU DUMBASS YOU CANT SAY THAT TO YOUR MOM
ionlyswimFree: kageyama you dumbass you cant swear it me im like 6
red-faced-sun-rt: haruka im like 8 i can be ur big bro
ionlyswimFree: ok
mom friend: and im your mother
sugamomma: and im makotos mother
ennoSHITa: and im the mother-in-training
kingofthecornmaze: why do i put up with this chat
hinatit: becuse you love me
kingofthecornmaze: bad reason
hinatit: FUCKING RUDE

asassy: why you gotta be so ruuude
hinatit: FUCK NO ASAHI DONT
asassy: dont you know im human tooo
hinatit: THAT SONGS FROM LIKE FUCKING 2015 NO
kingofthecornmaze: who remembers summertime sadness
asassy: i do
hinatit: NO FUCK DONT DO IT ASAHI IM SO YOUNG I CANT DIE YET
kingofthecornmaze: put the lyrics
hinatit: DO N T
asassy: i got that summertime
asassy: summertime sadness
asassy: x2

hinatit left the conversation.

kingofthecornmaze: wait
sugamomma: WHAT NO HINATA
v-nikiforov.: BUT WHOS GONNA ADD HIM BACK AND FORCE HIM TO SUFFER IF HE LEFT
TsukishimaO'Kei: i really hate to be distraught over shrimpy but ITS NOT THE SAME IF SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT
asassy: FUCK THIS IS ALL MY FAULT FUCK DUCK FUCK FUCK CUCKSNCINDICJDJDJDNDJS
kagamimimi: IT WAS TOO SOON
kagamimimi: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME INSTEAD
kagamimimi: HE WAS SO YOUNG HE HAD SO MICH TO LIVE FOR
kagamimimi: I REMEMER HIDING HIM FROM THE COPS WHEN HE STOLE THAT DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hey i hate to bring down the mood but kagami
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i guess you should say it sould have been "kagaMI" instead
youltimatesenpai: BROOO
ROLLINGTHUNDER: BROOOO
kagamimimi: i hate you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: rude
asassy: why you gotta be so ruuude
dadchi: NO ASAHI NOT AGAIN THAT KILLED OUR TENTHBORN SON
sugamomma: ASAHI
asassy: SORRY I COULDNT HELP IT
kingofthecornmaze: QUICK SOMEONE ADD HIM BACK

ROLLINGTHUNDER added hinatit to the conversation.

hinatit: hit it yachi
yachi: SO WHATD I MISS
yachi: WHATD I MISS
yachi: KARASUNO MY CHAT SWEET CHAT IWANNNA GIVE YOU A KISS
hinatit: mwah
kingofthecornmaze: HINATA THANK GOD YOURE BACK
hinatit: yeah hi
v-nikiforov.: NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN HINATA EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT WHILE YOU WERE GONE
hinatit: well duh i created this chat. there is no order without a memer like me
hinatit: also how many times do i have to fucking say it my name is hinatit now you broken fucking clavicle
v-nikiforov.: what

yuuri_79: VIKTOR LEND ME SOME MONEY
v-nikiforov.: why
yuuri_79: DONT QUESTION ME
v-nikiforov.: yuuri you never ask for money unless you wanna buy something pricy and the only pricy things you buy are me merch so spit it out
yuuri_79: BUT VIKTOR THE NEW FIGURE OF U IS SO PERFECT
yuuri_79: THE ASS ON THAT THING IS BETTER THEN IRL
v-nikiforov.: ...... damnit hes right

hinatit: viktor how do you and yuuri have fights
v-nikiforov.: pardon
hinatit: like does yuuri slip into japanese when you fight
v-nikiforov.: yes
yuuri_79: ya whenever i call him baka he responds with "bucket?" because he hasnt fucking learned japanese
v-nikiforov.: please someone tell me what it means
hinatit: kageyama dont call me dumbass anymore please i prefer bucket
kingofthecornmaze: are you asking me to call you a baka
hinatit: yes but do it while being tsun
kingofthecornmaze: s-stupid hinata b-bucket........ i-its not like i like to t-tods for you or anything!!!
kingofthecornmaze: howd i do
hinatit: 8.9
yuuri_79: 10
yuuri_79: rude hinata
asassy: WHY YOU GOTT A B E S O
sugamomma: NO ASAHI WE JUST GOT OUR TENTHBORN SON BACK DONT KILL HIM AGAIN
asassy: I CANT CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE ITS LIKE MY HANDS ARE TYPING BUT I CANT STOP
imalwaysthisnice: well i think we learned an important lesson here today, folks.
hinatit: what??
imalwaysthisnice: dont be fucking rude
v-nikiforov.: PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK DOES BUCKET MEAN

Chapter Text

ROLLINGTHUNDER: im literally going to cry then kms
hinatit: what why
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i just realized i drunkenly confessed to asahi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: **not that there was anything to confess
hinatit: the correct term is #EXPOSED
hinatit: but noya, buddy, that happened like three (3) days ago my man.
asassy: im going to cry too if noya keeps denying his crush
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what crush lol
asassy: brb crying
renGAY: oh my fuCKING GOD ARE YPU SERIOUS NOYA
renGAY: YOU ALREADY CONFESSED YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i didnt "confess" anything
renGAY: yes you did
hinatit: yes you did
dadchi: Yes you did
asassy: yes you did
ROLLINGTHUNDER: stop ganging up on me
ROLLINGTHUNDEE: anyways, i was drunk. i didnt "confess" anything
asassy: noya literally you said you loved me so much like seven (7) times
707: did someone say seven
asassy: 707 please explain to nota why hes an idiot
707: you were just talking to him a second ago, why dont you just tell him
asassy: were fighting
grand_king: you know who im fighting? all of u. ill see u bichs in court.
asasssy: oikawa thank god. youre good at provoking people
hinatit: *#EXPOSING
grand_king: thats true, but my services come with a price. if you want me to #EXPOSENOYA, you need to pay up.
asassy: name your price
grand_king: hmmmm... well lets make this a lil difficult. make iwa-chan kiss me!
imalwaysthisnice: YO if this were irl hed be winking @ u
grand_king: yep! thats my price!
v-nikiforov.: WOAH THERE BUDDY THIS IS THE SPICIEST
v-nikiforov.: let me recap real quick bc i m an old man with a bad memory
yuuri_79: viktor youre 28
v-nikiforov.: let me have this you tit
hinatit: tit
renGAY: tit
yuuri_79: tit
grand_king: tit
v-nikiforov.: tit (;
red-faced-sun-rt: rt
THRTUG: rt
CAKERT: rt
phichit+chu: rt
v-nikiforov.: anyway let me recap
v-nikiforov.: noya wants to die bc hes thirsting for asahis d
asassy: please dont put it like that
v-nikiforov.: everyone wants to #EXPOSE noya
v-nikiforov.: asahi is salty so hes conspiring with oikawa, who will be seeing us all in court
asassy: did you just call me salty??? im not salty tsukishima is
TsukishimaO'Kei: listen asahi i only bully hinata and kageyama do you really want me to bully you too
asassy: no sorry
TsukishimaO'Kei: thats what i fuckin thought
v-nikiforov.: oikawa is also pining @ iwa-chan so he requires a price
v-nikiforov.: and the price is getting iwa-chan to kiss him?
yuuri_79: good summary viktor
v-nikiforov.: (:
grand_king: im not pining lol ..
hinatit: OH HELL HES JUST LIKE NOYA HE BECOMES A STRAIGHT WHITE BOY
hinatit: *no offence to straight white boys yall cool
hinatit: but not oikawa
grand_king: fucking rude
asassy: y u gotta b so ruuuuuuude
grand_king: ill see u in court dick (:
asassy: oikawa your price is not possible i cant
grand_king: how sad!
hinatit: hes like monokuma............
asassy: OIKAWA
grand_king: whaaaaaat?
asassy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dadchi: Oikawa stop making our son have a panic attack
sugamomma: yea das rude
asassy: why ya gotta be so ruuuuuude
hinatit: stop

(asassy: uh
asassy: hi
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: ??????? new phone lol who dis
asassy: um?
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: lol leave a message afTGhhjdkkelslalalbb sbwnwbs bnbwbnwbsn
asassy: UM???????????????
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: sorry. kindaichi is an asshole what do you need azumane-san
asassy: uh well
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: you seem nervous is it about oikawa
asassy: ????????
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: people are usually nervous when they talk to me about oikawa and i always get two types of people
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: 1. people wondering if hes single
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: or 2. people who want to face him in volleyball)

TsukishimaO'Kei: everythings quiet and when its quiet im suspicious
hinatit: would you rather the chat be a mess like usual
TsukishimaO'Kei: never mind

(asassy: well uh
assasy: im not either of those
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: ahh, i get it
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: youre the forbidden number 3
asassy: ??
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: 3. the people who are doing oikawa a "favor" or paying his "price"
asassy: ahaha..... um, yeah, sorry
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: well, sorry, but im not going to kiss him. whatever youre paying for, you can probably figure it out, yeah?
asassy: NO!
asassy: i mean only THE GRAND KING has the level of #EXPOSING needed to expose noya!
NotOikawa'sGirlfriend: that makes me glad i muted that chat.)

hinatit renamed the conversation to "#EXPOSE NOYA 2.0 2K17".

hinatit: lets expose this tit
v-nikiforov.: rt
dadchi: Please Dont Bring Rt Back
phichit+chu: rt
dadchi: PHICHIT DONT MAKE ME KICK YOU
dadchi: and if you say "violence me daddy" youre d e a d
phichit+chu: oh no! scary! what should i do yuuri?
yuuri_79: SAY IT YOU BICH
dadchi: NO
phichit+chu: ahem
phichit+chu: Inflict pain on my physical being, father.
daddy: its like that meme where you take a simple sentence and make it more complex
phichit+chu: If you would be so kind, male parental figure, administer torment upon my corporeal form.
daddy: this meme makes me live
phichit+chu: rt
dadchi: I hate you all. I get no sleep, my phone keeps me up all night. For some reason, you all seem to torture me during the day, too. It's like an unending whirlpool, spinning me deeper and deeper until I have been consumed by the sea of memes. Hinata Shouyou is truly a demonic boy, an usurper of power.
hinatit: rt
phichit+chu: rt
renGAY: quote tweet, lol tru
daddy: like tweet
hinatit: reply to tweet, hi daichi
dadchi: what even is this anymore
dadchi: i thought we were exposing noyas thirsty ass
kingofthecornmaze: daichi whered your typing quirk go
hinatit: shut the fuck up kageyama
THRTUG: yeah homestuck was so chapter 5
THRTUG: man that was a lot of chapters ago
kingofthecornmaze: what
Momkoto: nagisa, on behalf of everyone here, shut the fuck up. no one knows what ur talking about
THRTUG: [subtle wink at readers]
hinatit: that wasnt subtle
THRTUG: (;
hinatit: stop
hinatit: asahi where are you we need to expose noya
asassy: IWAIZUMI WONT HELP ME
grand_king: um, duh. ya gotta make him.
asassy: I CANT
grand_king: y?
asassy: im a soft spoken weak willed anxiety ridden person oikawa what am i SUPPOSED to do
grand_king: just??? make him??????? idk get kageyama to do it he likes kageyama
kingofthecornmaze: no way
grand_king: and WHY not
kingofthecornmaze: because helping asahi would mean paying your "price" whixh means helping u. and i dont like u
kingofthecornmaze: sorry asahi
grand_king: ?!?!!!?!?!?!?! WHAT DID I DO WRONF
kingofthecornmaze: uh idk, just traumatized me i guess
kingofthecornmaze: you piece of shit
grand_king: well i guess if youre gonna hit it........
HOOTIMMAOWL: KUROO GET THE CAM E RA
imalwaysthisnice: IM SCREENSHOTTING RAPILDLY BO
grand_king: hit it until it breaks
imalwaysthisnice: WOOIOOOOOOODJSKSKSJSNSNS
HOOTIMMAOWL: YES
HOOTIMMAOWL: HE SAID IT
kingodthecornmaze: i hate you

hinatit: how do we keep veering this off topic
THRTUG: ik makoto told me to shut the fuck up but yeah this #EXPOSE
NOYA thing has been going on for a good amount of chapters
ROLLINGTHUNDER: have u ever thought about nishinoyas feelings in all this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe he doesnt wanna be #EXPOSED
yourultimatesenpai: noya. brother. bro. my boi. nishinoya. homie. just let it go my guy.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: but
yourultimatesenpai: no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ):
hinatit: pls buddy you just gotta confess your ~ t h i r s t ~ for asahi
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
asassy: please nishinoya its getting painful to watch
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ,,,,,,,,
707: incredibly painful
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ,,,
707: just stop
707: or, actually.....
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ASAHI I HAVE A BIG GAY CRUSH ON YOU
ROLLINGTHUNDER: NO oh my gOD AAAA THAT WASNT ME I DIDNT TYPE THat
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WGAT THeFUCK JUST HAPPENED
707: there we go (:
yoohoosung: 707 DID YOU JUST HACK THAT CHILD OH MY GOD
707: AHAHAHAHA YEAH
yoohoosung: IM TELLING JUMIN
707: whats jumin gonna do
yoohoosung; IM TELLING JAEHEE
707: NO
Jaehee: Jaehee already knows.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: YOURE A HA C K E R???? ? ??? ?? ??????
707: how do you think i got into this chat
hinatit: BUT YOU SAID YOU WERENT A HACKER YOU SAID THAT WAS A JOKE
707: and thats why you dont believe everything you see on the internet, kids
hinatit: my whole life is a lie
707: (;
kingofthecornmaze: wait, but youre such a meme! i thought hackers were supposed to be creepy and steal all your information
707: well believe me, i know everything about you all. not like its stuff i care abt tho
hinatit: rude
707: idk yoosung do you think its possible to be both a hacker and a meme?
yoohoosung: well youre example 1
707: thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me
hinatit: are you a hacker too yoosung :0
yoohoosung: nah
kingofhecornmaze: what about jumin?
707: nope, hes a trust fund kid. i dont think he knows how to work a computer
KiyokoS: What about Jaehee?
Jaehee: Hardly. I'm the assistant to Mr. Han.
hinatit: :0 so seven is a hacker
707: ye
hinatit: whats your real name?????? its not 707 is it?
707: uh
kingofthecornmaze: HINATA YOU DUMBASS YOU DONT ASK A HACKER THAT
hinatit: THEN WHAT DO I ASK A HACKER, "HOWS THE WEATHER?"
707: the weather is pretty nice actually but i gotta stay inside all day im supposed to be hacking shit rn
707: but im not im just chillin
707: procrastinating
707: #EXPOSINGNOYA
hinatit: shit we gotta expose him
hinatit: noya please just tell asahi how you feel
ROLLINGTHUNDER: WELL WATCH THE SMOKE POUR OUT THE DOORS
hinatit: no
hinatit: nononponononp ur not tricking. Me with this
hinatit: briNG MARSHMALLOWS WELL MAKE SMORES WE CAN SMILE AND CUDDLE WHILE THE FIRE ROARS I WAS MEANT TO BR YOU WEE ALL THAT I NEED UOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART CANT JSIT LEVE ME TO BLEED VERONICA OPEN THW OPWN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR VERONICA CN WE NOT DIGHT ANYMORW PLS CAN ER NOT DIGHT ANYMORE VERONIC SURE YOURE SCARED IVEN BEEN THERE I CAN SET U FREE VERONICA PLEASE LET ME ET IN THERE IM GONNA COU T TO THREE ONE TO FUCK IT OH MT GOD VERONICA NONPLEQSE DONT LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WERE ALL INCOULD TRUST I CANT DO THIS ALONE STILL I WILL IF INMUAT VERONICA I BROUGHT U A SNACK VERONIC? AAAAAAAAAAAA
v-nikiforov.: AND THAT! IS HOW! YOU PIVOT!

yachi: Yee Haw Babes
v-nikiforov.: dasvidaniya
yachi: )))):
yachi: what did i ever do to YOu vikir
yachi: i was there for u when u gor gum atuck in your dogs fur
yachi: when were you there for me
v-nikiforov.: you got me there
yuuri_79: you were there for her when you got gum stuck in your dogs fur
v-nikiforov.: yes yachi i was there for you when i gor gum stick in my dogs fur
707: i wasnt here for this even and i wish i was because it sounds fuckin hilarious ))).;

707: hey 707
707: yes???? ehat iait???? 797????
707: do u think we could use the custom emotes we made here?
707: why, ehat a brilluant idea seven oh seven!!!!
707: the answer is
707:
707: apparently not
707: fine ill just
707: [sevwn angry emote]
hinatit: this has been 707 talking to himself
707: ahut up hinata dont try to shame me
hinatit: rude
asassy: w h y u g o t t a b e s o r u d e
hinatit: asahi youre out of the band
asassy: ):

daddy: you know what, this place is in need of some comic relief
daddy: AND WHOS THE BEST COMIC RELIEF???
mommykyoya: you
daddy: n o, US
mommykyoya: right ok
daddy: you know what kyoya take your saltiness and shove it up your ass
mommykyoya: I BEG YOUR PARDON
daddy: ill see you in court
mommykyoya: ohh noooo, what will you do, big bad tamaki? im soo scarrreeeeddd
mommykyoya: what are you gonna do, sue me?
daddy: yes.
mommykyoya: oh sHIT

demon_senpai: IM GOING TO KICK LEVA ASS
demon_senpai: KUROO I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS
imalwaysthisnice: untrue
imalwaysthisnice: also why are you using this chat we have our own you know
demon_senpai: which is more active
imalwaysthisnice: you got me there
hinatit: what did he do
demon_senpai: UAUAURDKDKEJDDJNSHSHAH
demon_senpai: THE BASTARD BOUGHT ME STILTS
hinatit: ooh low blow
hinatit: get it
hinatit: cause youre short
demon_senpai: hinata youre shorter than me
hinatit: by 1 cm
demon_senpai: well.
puddinghead: i saw him leave the gym
imalwaysthisnice: WTF PRACTICE JUST STARTED GO GET HIM KENMA
puddinghead: nah yakus got it covered

hinatit: guys its been a couple hours is everything ok?
imalwaysthisnice: were making "lost lev posters
hinatit: ok
hinatit: why
imalwaysthisnice: we lost him
hinatit: HOW
hinatit: HES SO TALL
imalwaysthisnice: hinata idk if you just think tall people can sense each other or if youre just really stupid
hinatit: honestly its probably both
imalwaysthisnice: hinata to you he may stick out like,,,,, like a really tall person but hes only slightly taller than me, therefore not that interesting
imalwaysthisnice: irs all about perspective
puddinghead: idk if you noticed kuro but most people here are shorter than you
TsukishimaO'Kei: im the 1%
v-nikiforov.: 2% milk
yuuri_79: why is that the first thought you had
v-niiforov: idk its the Best Milk
plisetskymorelilepissoffsky: you fool 1% is obviously the Superior Milk
yuuri_79: i like whole milk
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: no one asked you pig
yuuri_79: OKAY GUYS THATS THE FIRST TIME HE CALLED ME A PIG (IN THIS CHAt)
yuuri_79: pig count: 1
v-nikiforov: duck off guys 2% is your god bow mortals
red-faced-sun-rt: you idiots yuuri is right
red-faced-sun-rt: whole milk is fucking god
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: fuck you you condiment hair sunset shimmer lookin piece of shit
THRTUG: remember when the author was scared of offending people with this fic
imalwaysthisnice: ................. anyway lev
russianblue: what
demon_senpai: YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
russinblue: F UCK
demon_senpai: YOU MADE US SO WORRIED NEVER RUN AWAY AGAIN
hinatit: gasp
hinatit: yaku-san really is like a mother
imalwaysthisnice: i told you, didnt i?
puddinghead: i have a feeling you only added that honorific to get on his good side
hinatit: (;
russianblue: IM SORRY YAKU-SNA I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU WORRIED
demon_senpai: you know what, whatever, its fine. where are you?
russianblue: texas
demon_senpai: LEV EHAT THE FUXK
russiablue: KIDDING KIDDING IM SORRYYYY
russianblue: im @ kagamis house
kagamimimj: confirmed
kagamimimi: i already hid a criminal. hiding levs not much worse.
v-nikiforov.: TAG URSELF IM LEV
russianblue: im also lev
hinatit: im kagami
red-faced-sun-rt: literally same
kagamimimj: well not literally but ok
kingofthecornmaze: im the stilts lev bought
707: im yaku
hinatit: quote tweet, same
russianblue: like tweet
renGAY: rt
russianblue: i wont make you worried anymore tho yaku-san
hinatit: gay
v-nikiforov.: gay
707: gay
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: gay
ROLLINGTHUNDER: gay
asassy: nishinoya you honestly do not have the right to say gay after refusing to be #EXPOSED
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i came here to have fun and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
asassy: bring out the 2012 tumblr memes lol
ROLLINGTHUNDER: do you even know if thats 2013
asassy: i have no idea but my main point is shut up
hinatit: the one time that "because shut up" is a reasonable argument
kingofthecornmaze: hinata i feel like youre pandering to the humor
hinatit: im not
russianblue: am i pandering to the humor kageyama-san
hinatit: does he regard everyone with -san
imalwaysthisnice: unfortunately
HOOTIMMAOWL: lev is nice but weird
HOOTIMMAOWL: and tall lmao
russianblue: thanks
hinatit: Alright Alright Alright
yachi: thats what im talkin about a toast to the groom to the groom to the hro to the groom to the bride to the bride to the briiiiiiiide
hinatit: no
hinatit: Can We Get Back To Exposing Noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no

707: 707 more like
707: $0$
hinatit: sauce
asassy: sos
kingofthecourt: 5sos
v-nikiforov.: 505
asassy: 5sos more like
asassy: 1d
hinatit: conspiracy theory 707 is 1d
ROLLINGTHUNDER: five (5) sauces
asassy: five (5) sosses
yourultimatesenpai: tosses
hinatit: KAGEYAMA TODS FOR ME
kingofthecornmaze: weve come full circle
asassy: motion to change 707s name to seven (7) zero (0) seven (7)
asassy: all for say yea all against say nay
hinatit: yea
v-niliforov.: yea
707: nay
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yea
yourultimatesenpai: yea
kingofthecornmaze: yea
THRTUG: nay
dadchi: Yea
sugamomma: yea
TsukishimaKei: nay
hinatit: why do those who oppose say nay
TsukishimaKei: because thats fucking stupid
707: because 707 is my NAME stop trying to change it
THRTUG: because the author doesnt wanna type that over and over again
Momkoto: shut up nagisa
THRTUG: shut up mom
dadchi: Dont talk to your mother that way
THRTUG: youre not my real dad ):
kingofthecornmaze: yeah. nahisas daddy is Rei
leavemealone: i beg your pardon???? bich?????? ill be seeing you in court
THRTUG: *sweats*
hinatit: excUse me??? ( : sweaty????? ( : u cant say that to him ( : hes only 7 sweaty ( :
THRTUG: full disclosure i have thought abt calling rei daddy befoe just to try it
THRTUG: havent done it tho
leavemealone: please god what sins have i committed that caused this to happen
hinatit: this is beautifully disgusting
kingofthecornmaze: thats an oxymoron
hinatit: youre an oxymoron
kingofthecoenmaze: dumbass
v-nikiforov.: break oxymoron stereotypes
hinatit: ANYWAY THROUGH MAJORITY RULE 707 HAS TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO SEVEN (7) ZERO (0) SEVEN (7)
707: risiculous
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): RIDICULOUS
asassy: HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): i hate myself
hinatit: rt
phichit+chu: rt
yuuri_79: rt
asassy: rt
THRTUG: quote tweet, same
daddy: quote tweet, me
asassy: like tweet
hinatit: like tweet
hinatit: unlike tweet
hinatit: like tweet
hinatit: unlike tweet
asassy: rt again
hinatit: like tweet
asassy: follow
hinatit: unlike tweet
hinatit: like tweet
hinatit: unlike tweet
hinatit: follow
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): stop
daddy: reply to tweet, like tweet unlike tweet
hinatit: llke tweet
daddy: reply to reply, (:
dadchi: Its just like real twitter folks
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): no
dadchi: Seven do you understand sarcasm
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): kinda
dadchi: Just like molly cyrus
hinatit: m
hinatit: molly cyrus?????
dadchi: Yeah you know
dadchi: Jessie Tennessee
hinatit: HAHAHA OH MY GOD
sugamomma: DAICHI ARE YOU SERIOUS
ROLLINGTHUNDER: PETITION TO CHANGE DAICHIS NAME TO JESSIE TENNESSEE ALL FOR SAY YEA ALL AGAINST SAY NAY
hinatit: YEA
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): YEA
sugamomma: YEA
daddy: YEA
dadchi: NAY NAY
dadchi: ET TU SUGA???
sugamomma: YEA x10000000
yourultimatesenpai: IM SOBBING YEA
ROLLINGTHUNDER: YEA
dadchi: I THOUHT WE WERE #EXPOSING NOYA
hinatit: THAT WONT WORK THIS TIME DAICHI JESSIE TENNESSEE IS BETTER
sugamomma: her name FYI DAICHI, is hannah montana/miley cyrus
hinatit: oh my god i cant breathe
hinatit: daichi you gotta change your name
dadchi: Fucking no
hinatit: suga
sugamomma: i gochu bich
dadchi: Suga dont you fuckinh dare so help me or ilanwllslakLkJjNdkfkdkdklekxxllxl kdskslle
dadchi: Ekkekffkfkdkldpdodkdksodkdkd
Jessie Tennessee: I hate you suga
sugamomma: *kiss emoji*

hinatit: noya can you please just stop being a little bitch and confess to asahi
hinatit: youve already given a drunk one now give a sober one you little underage drinker you
hinatit: were all rlly tired of this pls noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: lol do u wanna die today hinata
hinatit: yes please
ROLLINGTHUNDER: um. why dont i confess to kiyoko?
hinatit: well first of all theres nothing
close to romantic there. unrequited maybe, platonic YES, but theres no bond like that.
hinatit: and second of all theres someone else who comes first
ROLLINGTHUNDER: mayonnaise
hinatit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9Xhtb345w
Jessie Tennessee: Hinata you responded very quickly to have gone and looked for that video
Jessie Tennessee: Which only leads me to believe that you 1. have that link bookmarked and ready for an occasion like this
Jessie Tennessee: Or 2. know that link by heart, which is ultimately the most suspicious
hinatit: let a man live his life daichi
sugamomma: i don't think you classify as a man
TsukishimaO'Kei; pfft, yeah, more like a shrimp
Jessie Tennessee: Actually hes more of a boy than man or shrimp
hinatit: theyre bullying me
kingofhecornmaze: hes small and i love him
Jessie Tennessee: Thats gay
sugamomma: daichi i hate to break it to you but Youre Gay
Jessie Tennessee: But that doesnt mean i cant call them gay
v-nikiforov.: thats true
hinatit: viktor why do you find now to be an appropriate time to join the conversation
v-nikiforov.: i just came back from practice dont bully me
hinatit: if youre gonna come here and agree with daichi aka Jessie Tenessee then i think you should leave
v-nikiforov.: now whos bullying who
hinatit: nope youre still bulling me
v-nikiforov.: let the gays be free to do what they want
hinatit: viktor im in a gay relationship with my gay boyfriend, kaGAYama
kingofthecornmaze: wtf
v-nikiforov.: no The Gays have disowned you please gather your things and leave //hands you brown box
hinatit: yes boss i understand sir [takes brown box and goes to desk to put my forty-two (42) staplers in it] damn budget cuts
Jessie Tennessee: What the fuck is wrong with you people
sugamomma: theres nothing wrong with them daichi. its nepotism at its finest.
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): lame, its nepotism
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): ooh deja vu
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): tho isnt my life deja vu? *laughs and shares a subtle but hearty and good natured wink with the readers*
Momkoto: its not subtle, none of this is subtle
THRTUG: //winks
Momkoto: stop

grand_king: kms (:
hinatit: why does everyone want to kill themselves lately
hinatit: theres no reason for that
grand_king: had to watch my nephew ok
hinatit: ok
grand_king: and i was humming right
hinatit: yes ok ok
grand_king: it was just a random tune yes?
hinatit: mhm right
grand_king: so my nephew goes
grand_king: "is that the naruto theme"
grand_king: i had half a mind to lock him outside
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): lololol dont hesitate when you feel the urge to lock people outside just do it
yourultimatesenpai: JUST DO IT
yourultimatesenpai: DONLT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
hinatit: guys stop bringing back old memes
sugamomma: I Can Be Your Angle
sugamomma: Or Yuor Devil
hinatit: that doesnt count, its a classic and will never get old
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what about ended friendship with x, y is my best friend now
hinatit: timeless
v-nikiforov.: what about YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
hinatit: thats not a meme thats me
v-nikiforov.: john cena
hinatit: n o

ROLLINGTHUNDER: asahi
asassy: what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: um. i think you guys were right this whole time
v-nikiforov.: (do my dear old eyes deceive me)
yuuri_79: (viktor. youre 28.)
v-nikiforov.: (shut ur fuck)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: abt me having a crush on you. i just
ROLLINGTHUNDER: didnt want to admit it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: because im really nervous, i was scared youd reject me or something
ROLLINGTHUNDER: because you were all making fun of me and i didnt know what to do
hinatit: noya nooo!! we werent making fun of you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: well it seemed that way
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and im still rlly scared so please say something before i legit kms
asassy: sorry sorry!!!!!
asassy: im just
asassy: surprised i guess
asassy: i wasnt actually expecting you to confess
renGAY: yeah none of us were.
daddy: shut up renge
ROLLINGTHUNDER: so um
ROLLINGTHUNDER: do you accept my feelings
asassy: of course i do!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: omg... im so hOAKAOAOLkkk
asassy: wh
asassy: what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: TANAKA JUST KICKED THE DOOR DOWN
asassy: ??????
yourultimatesenpai: I KNEW IT
yourultimatesenpai: HES CRYING HAPPY BOY TEARS
asassy: omg
ROLLINGTHUNDER: dont TELL them!!!!!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: omg
ROLLINGTHUNDER: please god asahi before tanaka drags me off to celebrate or whatever
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i love you
asassy: love you too
TsukishimaO'Kei: diabetes
hinatit: rt
phichit+chu: rt
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): like tweet
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): quote tweet, lololololol theyre gay
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): reply to tweet, its so sweet it gave me diabetes
TsukishimaO'Kei: reply to reply, yes that was the point of my caption
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): reply to reply, fuck yoU

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yoohoosung: hinata rmember when you asked if i was a hacker
hinatit: yes
yoohoosung: i changed my mind i am now
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): yoosung just because you gave yourself super op stuff in LOLOL doesnt mean youre a hacker
yoohoosung: stop crushing my dreams sveven
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): im 70.7% sure you couldnt do half the stuff that i do lololololol
red-faced-sun-rt: 70.7%
hinatit: whats LOLOL
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): shIT
yoohoosung: pardon me
yoohoosung: pardon. me.
yoohoosung: DID YOU REALLY
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): i dont even wanna get into this
hinatit: y????
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): lets just say LOLOL is this online game that yoosungs super into and leave it at that okay
hinatit: ok
yoohoosung: NOKAY
yoohoosung: LOLOL IS ONLT THE THE MOST STRIKING TURN OF THE CENTURY MMORPG EVER CREATED
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): do you know what half of that means
yoohoosung: shut up
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): rude
asassy: why yo u go tt a b e s o r u u. U uu uui de
hinatit: stop

HOOTIMMAOWL: me with that gay shit
HOOTIMMAOWL: yum yum
hinatit: can i have some
HOOTIMMAOWL: no its mine
HOOTIMMAOWL: mmmmm
hinatit: ),;
kingofthecornmaze: stop making my boyfriend sad bokuto
kingofthecornmaze: i acknowledge your superior knee pads and/or leggings
kingofthecornmaze: or whatever they are
kingofthecornmaze: so acknowledge his feelings
hinatit: yeah and give me some of that gay shit while you're at it
kingofthecornmaze: B)
HOOTIMMAOWL: you kniw what i didnt come here to get told off by twwo 6 yr olds so fuck off
asassy: JESUS bokuto is a SASS MACHIN
E
hinatit: i just wanted some of that gay shit bo
HOOTIMMAOWL: NO
HOOTIMMAOWL: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT
HOOTIMMAOWL: YOU COME TO ME
HOOTIMMAOWL: ON THE DAY OF MY FRIEND OIKAWAS WEDDING WEDDING
grand_king: im getting married? to whom'st've'nt's'ya'll'd??
grand_king: i hope its iwa-chan
HOOTIMMAOWL: ASKING FOR THAT GAY SHIT
HOOTIMMAOWL: NO
HOOTIMMAOWL: KISS MY LEGGING KNEE PADS
hinatit: RUDE
assasy: why
assasy: you
assasy: gotta
hinatit: st o p
asassy: be
asassy: so
hinatit: wh y
asassy: ru u u u uu uuuu uu u uu ude
hinatit: i hope your ears bleed the next time you listen to that
asassy: i dont listen to it tho
hinatit: still

ennoSHITa: tanaka
ROLLINGTHUNDER: lol hes busy what do u need
ennoSHITa: damnit the one day hes not on is the day i actually pay attention to this chat
ROLLINGTHUNDER: hell be back soon
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what do you need
ennoSHITa: nothing
ROLLINGTHUNDER: suuure lololol
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): glad to see my lolololol trait passed on lol

kingofthecornmaze: yachi is soulja boy
hinatit: aw fuck. i cant believe youve done this.
kingofthecornmaze: ?
hinatit: -aw fuck
ennoSHITa: why are you like this
hinatit: shut up you have no reason to be rude to me
asassy: W H Y Y O U G O T T A B E S O R U D E
hinatit: oh, fuck off with that

kingofthecornmaze: i hate public transport
Jesse Tennessee: Why not
kingofthecornmaze: today this lady with a sack of flour sat next to me on the bus looking very angry even though there were free seats,,,,
sugamomma: why didnt you ask her to move
kingofthecornmaze: because it it felt impolite
hinatit: um, whens the last time you swore me out again
kingofthecornmaze: well thats different dumbass
hinatit: WHAAAAAT
hinatit: HOW
kingofthecornmaze: well
kingofthecornmaze: youre my boyfriend
TsukishimaO'Kei: im gonna stop you there by saying diabetes
kingofthecornmaze: im gonna stop you right there by saying shut the fuck up
hinatit: tobio aint takin any of your shit
gucci: stop bullying tall boy ):
TsukishimaO'Kei: d
TsukishimaO'Kei: did you just call me tall boy
gucci: yes
TsukishimaO'Kei:
TsukishimaO'Kei: well
TsukishimaO'Kei: alright
hinatit: hes so dumbfounded he doesnt even know what to say
TsukishimaO'Kei: SHUT THE HELL UP
hinatit: hes so dumbfounded he doesnt even know what to say except for that

hinatit: hmmm how about we..... VIDEO CALL
Jesse Tennessee: Please god no
v-nikiforov.: omg yes!!!! i rlly wanna know how some of you sound (;
hinatit: me? (;
v-nikiforov.: i already know what you sound like
hinatit: me (;
ROLLINGTHUNDER: I CAN SHOW EVWRYONE MY ROLLING THUNDER MOVE
imalwaysthisnice: anyone who has played you in volleyball ever has seen it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no but
ROLLINGTHUNDER: has minami seen it
red-faced-sun-rt: yes, actually!!! at the trampoline park remember?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no ):
asassy: noya give up everyones seen rolling thunder
v-nikiforov.: not i
asassy: nO VIKTOR SHH WHY
ROLLINGTHUNDER: GREAT ILL SHOW YPU WHEN WE CALL THEN
asassy: s i g h
yourultimatesenpai: funny thing is this is the exact same thing that happened the last time we video called
yuuri_79: do you guys video call often
hinatit: have you seen us video call at all the entire time u have been here
yuuri_79: no
hinatit: u have answered your own question
yuuri_79: shut
hinatit: it was all a clever ruse
asassy: why you gotta be so ruse
hinatit: thats not ev e n
hinatit: whatever

ROLLINGTHUNDER: it has come to my attention that suga, yamguchi, tanaka and i are the only karasuno players who havent changed our names in this chat yet
yourultimatesenpai: and ennoshita
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you would know huh
yourultimatesenpai: shut your dirty mout
ROLLINGTHUNDER: rude
asassy: why you gotta be so rude
sugamomma: well theres really no reason to is there?
hinatit: untrue
hinatit: its to be memey
sugamomma: am i not memey enough as it is, with this name?
hinatit: well sure
hinatit: but if it were smth like. sugadaddy. ba-bam
kingofthecornmaze: ba-bam?
hinatit: shut up
sugamomma: but the joke is that sugamomma sounds like my name
sugamomma: sugawara
sugamomma: sugadaddy doesnt sound anything like that
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): yes but its funnier
sugamomma: sugamomma isnt funny?
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): OH YEAH OF COURSE IT IS ;;;;;;;
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): (hinata help pls)
sugamomma: how many times have we been over the fact that i can still read what youre typing even if its in parethesis
hinatit: 346, at least
sugamomma: still, i like my name. so why change it?
hinatit: everyone else is
sugamomma: so in going to let myself be peer pressured into changing my name?
sugamomma: just because everyone else does something does not mean you have to, too.
hinatit: why dis you go mom mode on me and teach me a lesson? i just want memes suga
sugamomma: memes are now illegal in this chat
hinatit: SUGA
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
seven (7) zero (0) seven (0): NO
yourultimatesenpai: MOM
v-nikiforov.: W H Y
yuuri_79: viktor youre not part of theor meme team
v-nikiforov.: mean ):
yuur_79: life is mean
Jesse Tennessee: Life is mean
Jesse Tennessee: DAMNIT YOU STOLE MY THUNDER
yuuri_79: your rolling thunder?
Jesse Tennessee: never speak to me again
yuuri_79: (:

yourultimatesenpai: solla stirða heiti ég
hinatit: ?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: klaufsk og klunnaleg
yourultimatesenpai: solla stirða hér kem ég
hinatit: ??????
whatyourultimatesenpai: haltrandi'eins og spýtukall minn veg
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ig langar svo að verða liðug
hinatit: what language is this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: leika mér að fara í splitt
hinatit: splitt
yourultimatesenpai: ég get ekki hlaupið um
ROLLINGTHUNDER: með hinum krökkunum
yourultimatesenpai: né gengið uppi'á grindverkum
phichit+chu: @yall so confused while im just translating lol
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): rt
yourultimatesenpai: því ég er læst í liðamótunum
yourultimatesenpai: sjá bara hvað ég er stirð!
hinatit: idk what that says but no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ahh!
yourultimatesenpai: ayiee!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ahhh!
yourultimatesenpai: en mig langar svo mikið að verða liðug

Jesse Tennessee had renamed the conversation to "uncalled for use of foreign languages".
yourultimatesenpai: leika mér að fara'i splitt
ROLLINGTHUNDER: en ég get það bara ekki!
sugamomma: is this some kind of meme
yourultimatesenpai: solla stirða heiti égsugamomma: because i banned memes
yourultimatesenpai: klaufsk og klunnaleg
hinatit: why are you like this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ennþá get ég ekki þó á mig sjálfa reimað skó
yourultimatesenpai: mig langar svo að verða liðug
hinatit: are we gonna have a problemROLLINGTHUNDER: leika mér að fara'i splitt
hinatit: you got a bone to pick
ROLLINGTHUNDER: en get ég ekki þó reimað skóa
hinatit: weve come so far why now are you pullign on my DICK
hinatit: nornally id slap your face off
hinatit: and everyone here could watch!
hinatit: but im feeling nice
hinatit: heres some advice
hinatit: listen up beeyotch!
kingofthecornmaze: whyd u spell bich like that
hinatit: oh, fuck off

ennoSHITa: tanaka

ennoSHITa: TANAKA
ROLLINGTHUNDER: sorry buddy he got off again
ennoSHITa: guess ill die

Chapter Text

Jesse Tennessee: Ok new rule no more me
sugamomma: ok bye daichi
hinatit: YOU COME INTO MY ME
kingofthecornmaze: dont say that ever again
hinatit: YOU IMPOSE ON MY HOUSE
hinatit: YOU IMPOSE ON MY HOUSE
hinatit: GET OUT OF MY ME
kingofthecornmaze: what did i just tell you
Jesse Tennessee: I meant to type "no more memes" but i accidentally pressed enter
hinatit: (ENTER MEME) he says in parentheses
hinatit: dont be shocked when your tumblr dash mentions me
hinatit: essentially
hinatit: they reblog me relentlessly
kingofthecornmaze: eno ug h
hinatit: its never enough
kingofthecornmaze: SHHUT
hinatit: fuxk you

hinatit renamed the conversation to "fuck you".

 

hinatit: establishing shot?
hinatit: more like
hinatit: establishing thot
kingofthecornmaze: straight kingofthecornmaze: more like
kingofthecornmaze: gay
hinatit: thats n ot how it works kageyama
TsukihimaO'Kei: establishing shot more like establishing short
hinatit: shut your fuck up
ROLLINGTHUNDER: establishing shot more like establishing shit
asassy: this fine establishment
hinatit: stop fuck you
asassy: rude
asassy: whY yU GOTTA
hinatit: STOP FUXK YOU

Jesse Tennessee: I miss the old asahi
Jesse Tennessee: He used to be our son but now noya took him away from us
Jesse Tennessee: And no he eternally sings that god forsaken song
hinatit: (i hope i pray but gods not there so steve im ending our affair)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no i didnt ):
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i just made him my boyfriend dont bully me ):
Jesse Tennessee: You ruined a perfectly good ace is what you did
Jesse Tennessee: Look at him, hes got anxiety
asassy: i already had anxiety but thanks
sugamomma: technically it wasnt even nota. it was the expose noya group, right?
hinatit: *#EXPOSENOYA
ROLLUNTHUNDER: ty mom (,;
sugamomma: np sweetie

v-nikiforov.: im here now what
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: do whatever your heart desires
v-nikiforov.: true loves kiss
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: what
v-nikiforov.: what

plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: its been half an hour but ehaT THE FUCK VIKTOR YOUVE KISSED YUURI BEFORE ARE YOU TRYINGN TO SAY SOMETHING????

plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: ??????????1

plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: wtf viktor answer me
hinatit: ruh roh, where is he??
yuuri_79: if im guessing i think tanaka and noya had something to do with it //stares pointedly
yourultimatesenpai: what us
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we are perfect angels who did not do anything
yourultimatesenpai: spare us please
yuuri_79: you fucks are suspicious dont think i dont know whats up
yuuri_79: you stole viktor
yuuri_79: or
yuuri_79: yall n vitya r plannin smth................................................
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we would never do such a thing we are perfect angels
yourultimatesenpai: yes whoever stole viktor should have to clean the gym for a month
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe not that far
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe just like a week or something
TsukishimaO'Kei: why is everything about cleaning the gym with you two
yourultimatesenpai: its the ultimate punishment
ROLLINGTHUNDER: bro its the ultimate senpai
yourultimatesenpai: BRO
ROLLINGTHUNDER: BRO
hinatit: seriously are you guys like planning smth
yourultimatesenpai: ~ w a i t n s e e ~
hinatit: well turn it around wait n see
hinatit: 'cause all that it takes is a little re
hinatit: in
hinatit: ven
hinatit: ion
kingofthecornmaze: stop
hinatit: its easy to change if you give it
hinatit: your
hinatit: at
hinatit: ten
hinatit: tion
kingofthecornmaze: STOP
hinatit: all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
hinatit: sincerely
kingofthecornmaze: w h y
hinatit: me

bleach: fuck you 5suga
sugamomma: why does everyone feel the need to constantly bully me
hinatit: YOU what the fuck do u mean IM THE ONE ALWAYD BEING BULLIED FUCK YOU MOM
sugamomma: hello yes Daichi we have a rebellious child
Jesse Tennessee: Hello yes im on my way
Jesse Tennessee: Youre under arrest hinata
bleach: well i said fuck u bc im vegetarian
hinatit: ?????
bleach: vegetarians cant have sugar???
TsukishimaO'Kei: are you a fucking idiot
bleach: I MAY BE STUPID BUT IM NOT DUMB DONT CALL ME AN IDIOT
TsukishimaO'Kei: exhibit A. an idiot.
bleach: fuck you and suga!!!!!!!!!!!
hinatit: what the fuck even
sugamomma: i will not have this type of language in my house boys
hinatit: im Outside (Tee Em)
sugamomma: fuck you
hinatit: WELL I NEVER
hinatit: RUDE
asassy: why you go tt a
hinatit: dont even start with me azumane
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: is that an example of using the last name to be threatening
hinatit: idk lol
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: thats not an answer

plisetkymorelikepissoffsky: ANSWER ME YOU FUCKBISCUIT

plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: I FUXKING HATE THIS CHAT YOU GUYS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART I HATE YOU ALL FUCK YOU

ROLLINGTHUNDER: ive been #EXPOSED its donald trumps turn
yourultimatesenpai: rollingtrump
ROLLINGTHUNDER: stop
hinatit: im tired of #EXPOSING people because we tried like 70 TIMES WITH YOU NOYA and u were fucking stubborn
hinatit: fuck you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: maybe dont be so rude about it you piece of shit
asassy: ewhy you
asassy: fgot
assasy: ta
asassy: bee,
hinatit: asahi when they find ur body in a lake next week you can blame yourself

phichit+chu: viktor why are you so nice
v-nikiforov.: because being mean is mean.
hinata: astute observation
v-nikiforov.: shut up
v-nikiforov.: wheres this sudden compliment coming from?
phichit+chu: i just realized how well you treat yuuri and im so grateful that my son has such a loving husband
yuuri_79: im older than you phichit
phichit+chu: fuck you
v-nikiforov.: im grateful to be his husband
yuuri_79: i dont know how to deal with this affection
v-nikiforov.: come give me a kiss!!!!!!!
yuuri_79: first of all, im comfy where i an, second of all, where the fuck are you
v-nikiforov.: im withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrhhddjdj@Jjdjs
yuuri_79: wtf
yourultimtesenpai: sorry thats classified information
hinatit: oh, fuck you buddy im coming over
yourultimatesenpai: were not at my house
hinatit: noyas?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: nope ;3c
hinatit: fuck you

bleach: i came here for memes and all i get is seriosus shit ):
imalwaysthisnice: i know right? i didnt WANT them to meme but its better than all this deep garbage, heavy relationshit. the meme times were simpler times. peaceful times.
bleach: why did you combine relstiobship and shit
imalwaysthisnice: let me do what i want
imalwaysthisnice: at least 32 people came out of the closet
imalwaysthisnice: and its like all these couples never have relationship problems!!
imalwaysthisnice: surreal bullshit, i say.
bleach: i miss the meme times
hinatit: i agree actually
imalwaysthisnice: YOU FUCKBISCUIT YOU CANT SAY THAT YOURE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS BULLSHIT
imalwaysthisnice: YOU AND FUCKING KAGEYAMA
imalwaysthisnice: YOU CANT LIE I READ THE HAT CHISTORY
bleach: the hat what
hinatit: fine. you want memes. ill give you memes. phichit.
phichit+chu: on it
phichit+chu: "BLUE" FROM HEATHqERS BUT INSTEAD OF SINGING ABOUT HOW BLUE THEIR BALLS ARE THEYRE SINGING ABOUT HOW GAY THEY ARE (REST PEACEFULLY, KURT AND RAM)
Jesse Tennessee: This makes me unnecessarily angry for some reason
Jesse Tennessee: Phichit i want to choke you
Jesse Tennessee: (Howd i do hinata)
hinatit: (im proud of u dadchi)
phichit+chu: yeah well grab a leash and get in line daichi
Jesse Tennessee: I want to shove you down a steep flight of spiral stairs
phichit+chu: violence me daddy
Jesse Tennessee: And theres qwhere i draw the line
Jesse Tennessee: Fuck all of you
hinatit: someone reference an dead meme
ennoSHITa: uhhh, left shark
hinatit: im cringing but good
ROLLINGTHUNDER: harambe
hinatit: ok ow
v-nikiforov.: fidget spinner
hinatit: And theres where i draw the line
Jesse Tennessee: Dont quote me
ennoSHITa: dont @ me
yourultimatesenpai: Bad day?
grand_king: good grammar? in MY chat? its more likely than you think
ROLLINGTHUNDER: centipedes? in MY kaneki? its more likely than you think
hinatit: dead anime, you weeaboo
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im fucking japanese you cant say that
hinatit: fuck you, weeb, i do what i want
imalwaysthisnice: i think its back to normal
hinatit: fuckbyou
kingofthecornmaze: hinata why ate you so angry
kingofthecornmaze: youre like 2 cm tall how much anger can ur body really hold
hinatit: fuxk off kageyama
lingofthecornmaze: your own boyf riend. how dare.
hinatit: ah, i see someone has taken my advice and listened to a certain musical (;
kingofthecornmaze: nO
kingofthecornmaze: UNTRUE IT WAS
kingofthecornmaze: TYPO
hinatit: i see right through you kageyama
kingofthecornmaze: fuck you
hinatit: now whos angry you tall fukboi
kingofthecornmaze: hinata you tit when the fuck dis i become fukboi material and why
hinatit: just now because i fucking said so fuck you
asassy: seems like a heated debate
hinatit: ASTUTE FUCKING OBSERVATION AZUMANE
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: again, is this using the last name to sound intimidating or
asassy: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
asassy: ff;;;; u.cK YOUU:: hin. Ata!

asassy left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: Hinata.
hinatit: uhh
yourultimatesenpai: i dont have a link, but one of those vines where its like "run. DANANANANANAA-"

(hinatit: fuck, asahi im
hinatit: sorry
asassy: whatever its fine i just
asassy: i dont know
asassy: sorry
hinatit: no i didnt mean to like
hinatit: say that
hinatit: didnt mean it
hinatit: sorry
asassy: its ok
hinatit: really?
asassy: yeah)

(ROLLINTHUNDER: asahi?
asassy: noya?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: are you ok???
asassy: kind of?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: kind of??
asassy: well uh
asassy: i dont know
asassy: i know hinata didnt mean it like that but i feel like everyones always teasing me in that chat and no one likes me and i just
asassy: i dont know
asassy: sorry
ROLLINGTHUNDER: dont be sorry
ROLLINGTHUNDER: its okay we like you asahi
asassy: ok
ROLLINGTHUNDER: we like you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i love you
asassy: i love you too)

TsukishimaO'Kei: whys it quiet
gucci: shut up
TsukishimaO'Kei: wtf????????

(ROLLINGTHUNDER: im gonna fucking murder you
hinatit: WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD HIM SORRY AND HE SAID ITS OK
ROLLINGTHUNDER: well its fucking not
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you fucking hurt my bf prepare to pay
hinatit: you know what noya, i tried to apologize and he said it was ok
hinatit: i dont know what the fuck else you want from me
hinatit: fuck you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fuck you)

(hinatit: asahi i meant it. you didnt do anything wrong.
asassy: i know
hinatit: im really sorry
asassy: its ok
hinatit: really?
asassy: really)

(hinatit: fuck you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fuck you
ROLLINGTHUNDER: stop acting like youre the victim here shouyou
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you really fucking hurt asahi
hinatit: i was joking
hinatit: i said fucking sorry and he accepted my apology
ROLLINGTHUNDER: joking?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: that explains it
ROLLINGTHUNDER: it was just your shit humor
hinatit: shit? You have the same sense of humor asshole
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what? no. at least my jokes dont hurt your boyfriends feelings.
hinatit: dont bring kageyama into this
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fuck you)

TsukishimaO'Kei: why is it so quiet seriously
ROLLINGTHUNDER: kageyama
kingofthecornmaze: ??
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oikawas right
kingofthecornmaze: abt what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: about being a fucking useless piece of shit
TsukishimaO'Kei: tsukishima o'shit
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no one actually likes you
yourultimatesenpai: noya?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and when you think about it it makes sense because youre such a stuck up king. step off your damn high horse for once and fuck off
ROLLINGTHUNDER: youre gonna be a lonely king forever. its because of your shit personality.
kingofthecornmaze: stop calling me that
ROLLINGTHUNDER: was that a demand from the king? well, newsflash asshole
ROLLINGTHUNDER: youre not actually a king
Jesse Tennessee: Nishinoya stop
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and no ones gonna fucking listen to you if no one likes you
sugamomma: noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: and no one does
sugamomma: NISHINOYA

kingofthecornmaze left the conversation.

ROLLINGTHUNDER: bye, dick
hinatit: YUU FUCKING STOP
ROLLINGTHUNDER: fuck off, shouyou
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no one likes you either
ROLLINGTHUNDER: youre so fucking annoying
ROLLINGTHUNDER: everyone hates you
hinatit: stop
ROLLINGTHUNDER: why? if you hurt my boyfriend youre gonna get fucked up
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i hate you hinata shouyou

Jesse Tennessee removed ROLLINGTHUNDER from the conversation.

Jesse Tennessee: Suga
sugamomma: im on it
v-nikiforov.: what the fuck is going on
yuuri_79: youre not with noya?
yourultimatesenpai: hes with me

(sugamomma: noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf do u want
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you here to bitch at me too?
sugamomma: noshinoya yuu. youre our libero. irreplaceable.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok?
sugamomma: im the vice captain. sugawara koushi.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok, thats true? so what?
sugamomma: im practically your mother. i have the right to kick you out of the house (volleyball team). youre being abusive to you brothers (teammates) and why should i allow that?
sugamomma: you need to own up to your decisions and face the consequences.
sugamomma: If you don't apologize by tomorrow, I won't hesitate to disown you. Remember your place. Own up.)

v-nikiforov.: are you okay hinata?
hinatit: I'm fine guys!! Can't let him get to me haha
hinatit: So basically I'm all good lol dont worrya
Jesse Tennessee: Good
Jesse Tennessee: Hows kageyama?
hinatit: about to check

(hinatit: Babe? You okay?
kingofthecornmaze: im goo
kingofthecornmaze: *good
hinatit: seriously?
kingofthecornmaze: im fine
hinatit: no youre not
kingofthecornmaze: did noya mean all that shit?
hinatit: NO
kingofthecornmaze: why are you dating me
hinatit: i love yoy
kingofthecornmaze: you hesitated saying that
hinatit: no i didnt i love you seriously
kingofthecornmaze: im a selfish stuck-up king
hinatit: youre not
hinatit: youre my loving caring boyfriend)

(ROLLINGTHUNDER: FUXK
asassy: what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: I KEEP FUCKING INSULTING MY FRIENDS AND I KNOW ITS HURTING THEM BUT I CANT STP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO DAICHI KICKED ME OUT OF CHAT
asassy: why were you insulting them in the first place?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: FOr you
asassy: noya im not a dame in need of protecting
ROLLINGTHUNDER: but hinata
asassy: it wasn't okay of you to do
ROLLINTHUNDER: im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry
asassy: shhh
asassy: let them blow off steam for a while before trying to make up
asassy: believe me, i know how to deal with people like this)

(hinatit: kageyama please
hinatit: do you want me to come over?
kingofthecornmaze: please)

hinatit: hes alright i think.
hinatit: headed over to his house now to check up on him
Jesse Tennessee: Good
Jesse Tennessee: Suga?
sugamomma: i talked to him.
Jesse Tennessee: Could you talk to asahi too and see if hes alright?
sugamomma: got it

(sugamomma: asahi honey how are you doing? do you need me to come over?
asassy: im fine
sugamomma: you dont seem fine
sugamomma: do you want added back to chat?
asassy: not yet. ill tell you when im ready.
sugamomma: im always here if you need to talk.
asassy: i know)

TsukishimaO'Kei: what??? happened???
gucci: seriously
TsukishimaO'Kei: yamaguchi you were the one who told m to shut up
gucci: that was before noy fucking destroyed kageyama
Jesse Tennessee: Noya yelled at hinata for his comment to asahi
Jesse Tennessee: It all just escalated from there
gucci: Oh
TsukishimaO'Kei: Oh shit

Chapter Text

Hinata stumbled off his bike, dumping it on the ground and hurrying up to Kageyama’s door. He cast a quick glance into the window. Didn’t look like his mom was home. Kageyama probably wasn’t in any state to get the door himself.

Ah, fuck it.

Hinata opened the door and let himself in, abandoning his bike in Kageyama’s yard and heading inside. He shut the door behind him, walking as quick as he could without making too much of a commotion.

“Kageyama?” He called, keeping his voice down.

“In my room,” was the answer he received.

The ginger nodded to himself and headed to his boyfriend’s room. He pushed the door open and gently edged inside. Kageyama was sitting on his bed, staring at the ceiling and messing idly with his boot. That’s right, his ankle. It was dim, the lights off and the room lit with just natural light from the windows. He wasn’t crying or anything, but Hinata could see the hurt in his slate blue eyes, even with the dull lighting in the room.

Hinata sat down next to him, leaning his head against Kageyama’s shoulder. Kageyama shifted to accommodate him, shuffling toward the wall slightly and moving his arm to rest over the smaller of the two’s shoulders.

“How are you feeling, now?” Hinata asked, voice almost low enough to be a whisper.

Kageyama bit his lip. “... Better. I’m just overreacting.”

“No, hey, baby, look at me.” Hesitantly, the setter nodded and turned his gaze to Hinata’s eyes. Hinata gave him his Serious Look before continuing. “You’re not overreacting. Nishinoya’s the one overreacting. You have every right to be upset.”

Letting out a soft sigh, Kageyama shook his head. “Noya’s not overreacting. He’s pissed ‘cause you made Asahi feel bad.”

“I didn’t mean to. I apologized and he accepted it and everything.” Hinata muttered, feeling emotion bubble up in his chest.

“Sometimes people need time.” Kageyama murmured.

Hinata shrugged in some sort of agreement. “Noya isn’t giving it time. He insulted you for no reason. I told him not to bring you int-”

“Maybe don’t follow Nishinoya’s example, then?”

When a hand covered his mouth, he peered up at Kageyama. His eyebrows were drawn together and he was frowning. Hinata didn’t say anything, mostly because there was a hand over his mouth. Kageyama continued. “Shouyou… can we just… sit here? Together? I don’t really wanna talk about it.”

He watched his boyfriend a moment more before nodding and taking Kageyama’s larger hand off his mouth in both of his own. He pressed a soft kiss to his knuckles and leaned into his chest. Kageyama hummed contentedly and rested his cheek on top of Hinata’s head.

Hinata took one of his hands back after a moment, fitting the other into Kageyama’s hand now. “I’m gonna tell the others you’re good, yeah? So they don’t worry.”

He gave a noncommittal grunt in acknowledgement and Hinata rolled his eyes, pulling his phone out of his jacket pocket.

 

Jesse Tennessee: This is ridiculous
Jesse Tennessee: One of them should have to clean the gym for like a month
Jesse Tennessee: Or both of them
sugamomma: is that necessary?
Jesse Tennessee: All im saying is that the fight was pointless
Jesse Tennessee: For either of them
sugamomma: i agree, but… they dont need punishment right now
sugamomma: they need our love and support!!! as their parents!!!
hinatit: hey guys!
hinatit: kags is all good now
hinatit: well maybe not all good but yknow
sugamomma: yeah
hinatit: hows asahi?
sugamomma: last time we talked was like 15 minutes ago
sugamomma: so idk
sugamomma: maybe ask noya
hinatit: cant
hinatit: noyas pissed
hinatit: and ill get pissed and if i get pissed it probably wont be good for kageyama

 

“I’ll be fine.” Kageyama said, nudging him with a yawn.

“Stop reading. Get your own phone out if you wanna read. You snooper.” Hinata huffed, but tilted his head slightly to press a kiss to Kageyama’s neck. His boyfriend shivered and nudged him again, harder this time. Yet he made no move to get his own phone.

 

Jesse Tennessee: Thats true
Jesse Tennessee: Still, you should apologize to him, and maybe asahi again
hinatit: i will
hinatit: eventually
hinatit: not right now though
Jessee Tennessee: Yeah

(sugamomma: Noya, I think you owe someone an apology.
sugamomma: Two someones, in fact, if I’m recalling correctly.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i know
sugamomma: I’m removing your deadline.
sugamomma: It’s not right to give you a deadline.
sugamomma: But there are still consequences for your actions, Nishinoya.
sugamomma: Please, remember to do the right thing.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i know
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im sorry
sugamomma: It’s not me you should be apologizing to.)

sugamomma: brb im kinda pissed ):
Jesse Tennessee: Do you need me?
sugamomma: im good, stay here with everyone please
Jesse Tennessee: Okay
v-nikiforov.: hi sorry i still dont actually understand what happened???? so if??? someone could explain? thatd be great??????????
yuuri_79: youre not the only one
TsukishimaO’Kei: yeah im confused for once
gucci: maybe you wouldnt be if you had payed attention
TsukishimaO’Kei: OKAY YAMAGUCHI QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE ) : <
gucci: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jesse Tennessee: I told u
Jesse Tennessee: I was literally just telling you before hinata came back
v-nikiforov.: no? literally all you said was “All im saying is that it was unnecessary”
Jesse Tennessee: Yes and before that i explained
v-nikiforov.: not really
Jesse Tennessee: Whatever
Jesse Tennessee: If i explained properly youd just spread gossip
v-nikiforov.: O-M-G YURA ANSWER ME WOAH WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD
v-nikiforov.: ITS TOO F U C K E D TO TYPE
v-nikiforov.: THIS S H I T IS R I P E
v-nikiforov.: call back! ill yell u every w o r d
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: nikiforov calling?
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: nikiforov calling,,,,,
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: nikiforov calling, hey!
v-nikiforov.: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OK SO
v-nikiforov.: at the end of last nights catfight!
v-nikiforov.: very end of last nights catfight!
hinatit: catfight?
Jesse Tennessee: Stop this is serious
Jesse Tennessee: You cant meme your way out of everything
v-nikiforov.: yes we can
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: Смотри на меня
v-nikiforov.: did you see noya?
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: oh i saw noya
v-nikiforov.: so hes behaving crazy like a tweakin junkie!
v-nikiforov.: flailin crazy like a freakin monkey
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: hes gotta learn to handle his high shouldnt drink so much for a small guy
v-nikiforov.: right but
v-nikiforov.: he wasnt drunk
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: the hell you sayin viktor??
v-nikiforov.: YO HE WASNT DRUNK
plisetskymorelikemissoffsky: t h e h e l l y o u s a y i n v i k t o r
TsukishimaO’Kei: halt, this is the meme police
TsukishimaO’Kei: dont think you can just use a different language to evade the law
phichit+chu: คุณจะไม่จับฉันชีวิตตำรวจ
TsukishimaO’Kei: FUCK OFF
v-nikiforov: no! bc i heard from hinata that noya barely touched a drop
v-nikiforov: which means that you cant blame the things he said on alcohol!
hinatit: its just so terrible i dont want to relive it all…
hinatit: but do u want me to tell u >:3c
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: spit it out spit it out
hinatit: you really want me to tell u? ;3c
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: s p i t i t o u t s p i t i t o u t
hinatit: ill tell you cause you are my closest friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: no im not?
hinatit: yeah ik (,,,,,,,,,;
hinatit: BUT HERES WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CAAAATFIIIIIGHTS EEEEEND
Jesse Tennessee: Okay but really stop this is serious
hinatit: its not over yet anyway lm a o im still pissed at noya

 

Hinata drew his attention away from the chat and back to Kageyama, who was now dozing off, leaning heavily against him. Hinata laughed slightly and brought the other’s hand up to his lips again, careful not to wake him.

He glanced down at his phone when it buzzed with a new message, and was surprised to find that it wasn’t the group chat.

 

(ROLLINGTHUNDER: im sorry
hinatit: are you?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah i dont know wgat got into me and i just kept seinding things and i couldnt stop i was so pissed
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im so soryr hinata
hinatit: i dont believe you)

 

After a moment, Hinata rolled his eyes. Noya wasn’t responding. Maybe his apology really wasn’t sincere.

That’s what he thought, up until his phone started blasting All Star by Smash Mouth. He regretted everything. Quickly, he answered his phone without checking who was calling.

“What the fuck?!” He stage whispered, trying not to wake Kageyama up.

“... Hinata?”

His eyes narrowed.

“Why the fuck are you calling me, Nishinoya?” He asked, voice still quiet. “Make this quick. Kageyama’s asleep.”

“I’m sorry.” Noya mumbled, his voice wavering.

Hinata rolled his eyes, now, grumbling. “Oh, please.”

“I am. For waking up Kageyama-”

“He’s not awake. Yet.” He cut in.

“-and for being an asshole.”

“God knows you were. Are.”

“I’m really fucking sorry, Hinata, what else do you want from me? I’ll apologize to Kageyama. I’m apologizing to you right now. Please, I just… I don’t know what to do.” His voice was so fucking shaky, and by his own nature, Hinata really wanted to feel bad for him. He forced the feeling away, instead.

“You’d better apologize to him,” He spat. “I fucked up, but he didn’t do anything wrong. You brought up the past and you opened old wounds for no reason.”

“What, the past? Do you mean his tragic anime character past? It’s not that big a dea-”

Hinata hung up, silently fuming and grinding his teeth. How insensitive can one person be? He shut his phone off and shoved it back into his pocket.

“... Hinata?” Kageyama asked, sleepily. “Who was that?”

He froze. Fuck. “How much did you hear?”

“Nothing. Just woke up. Who was that?” He mumbled, reaching one hand up to play with a strand of Hinata’s curly hair. Hinata melted at the touch, leaning into his hand.

“No one.”

“Who was it?” The raven smiled deviously, running his fingers through his hair. He shuddered and leaned into Kageyama.

“Fine, fine, it was Nishinoya.”

Kageyama’s hand froze. Hinata huffed and cuddled into him, slipping an arm around his waist. “You asked. Three times, actually. Keep going.”

Kageyama laughed a bit at this, tugging slightly on his hair.

“Ow, not like that, you bully!”

He didn’t respond to this, taking his own phone from the nightstand and going to open the group chat… that he left. Kageyama cast a helpless glance to his partner.

“Want me to add you back?”

“Yeah.”

 

Jesse Tennessee: Suga plea se come save me from the memes ple a s e
sugamomma: okay okay im here whats up
Jesse Tennessee: Theyre memeing
sugamomma: ok?
sugamomma: whats new?
Jesse Tennessee: DKFJGRAJALGAVKGLLMKMKLDMLK
Jesse Tennessee: YOUE NOT GONNA HELP ME?!?!??!?!!/!1?/!/!/!/!/!?1//!!

hinatit added kingofthecornmaze to the conversation.

hinatit: no one escapes fuck you
kingofthecornmaze: why is that the name of the gc
hinatit: fuck you
kingofthecornmaze: its all so clear now
sugamomma: KAGEYAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
v-nikiforov.: black haired boy who cant skate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingofthecornmaze: shut up viktor
v-nikiforov.: (;
gucci: youre back?
kingofthecornmaze: yea whats up nerds

 

“You’re the nerd.”

“Shut up, nerd.”

 

sugamomma: are you gay?
sugamomma: NONOONONONO IM SORRY I MEANT *OKAY SORRY FUCk
kingofthecornmaze: well i think we know the answer to the first one

 

Hinata nudged him.

 

sugamomma: omgggggggg nooooooooooo i meant okay
kingofthecornmaze: yeah, i guess so
kingofthecornmaze: im better
sugamomma: good
kingofthecornmaze: now that hinatas here (;
hinatit: SHDFHSDHFHHDFSHFHDHS
sugamomma: has noya, like,,,,, apologized or anything
hinatit: to me
sugamomma: okay
sugamomma: kageyama, do you want me to tell him youre back?
kingofthecornmaze: i dont really want to talk to him yet
sugamomma: thats okay

 

“Noya apologized to you?” He asked as he tapped out a response.

“... Yeah.” Hinata mumbled, shrugging against him. “I was pissed. He said it wasn’t ‘that big a deal’. I hung up on him.”

“Hinata…” Kageyama started, but Hinata wasn’t having it.

“I know, it’s a dick move. But what he did was a dick move, too.” He protested, poking at the other. Kageyama rolled his eyes.

 

kingofthecornmaze: ok thanks
kingofthecornmaze: anyways
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
sugamomma: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
yourultimatesenpai: PEPPA PIG
yourultimatesenpai: PEPPA PIG
yourultimatesenpai: PEPPA PIG
yourultimatesenpai: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
v-nikiforov.: PEPPA PIG
sugamomma: WHATEVER THIS IS, DONT DO THI T O ME
v-nikiforov.: thit?
v-nikiforov.: thit……………
v-nikiforov.: TIT
sugamomma: NO
phichit+chu: TIT
hinatit: KDJKD TIT
sugamomma: N O
grand_king: TIT
sugamomma: WHY,,, EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
kingofthecormaze: TIT
sugamomma: ET TU, KAGS?
hinatit: HEH YEAHHH
TsukishimaO’Kei: you know what, fuck it
TuskishimaO’Kei: TIT
gucci: H E D I D I T T H E A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
imalwaysthisnice: THIS IS WHAT I MEANT
imalwaysthisnice: NO MATTER HOW SERIOUS THIS CHAT GETS IT ALWAYS GOES BACK TO MEMEY
imalwaysthisnice: IM SO FUCKING ANGRY
puddinghead: calm down, kuroo
puddinghead: some people?? use memes?? to cope??
hinatit: breaking news: kenma is actually all of tumblr
puddinghead: wahey

(ROLLINGTHUNDER: how can i apologize?
hinatit: you cant.
hinatit: or, at least, skypes probably not the best place to.
hinatit: there are three steps to a genuine apology
hinatit: step 1: i’m sorry.
hinatit: step 2: it’s my fault.
hinatit: step 3: what can i do to make it right?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: im scared
ROLLINGTHUNDER: is kageyama mad?)

 

Hinata paused.

“Hey, Kags?” He hummed, chewing softly on his lip.

“Hmm?” He answered, seeming busy with the group chat.

“Are you mad at Nishinoya?”

Kageyama lowered his phone, tipping his head back to look at the ceiling in thought. “I don’t know… what he said in the group chat…” He trailed off for a moment. “It hurt. Still hurts. I don’t forgive him just yet, but… I don’t think I’m mad at him. Anymore.”

Hinata hummed, looking at his boyfriend for a moment more before looking back to his phone. “Alright.”

 

(hinatit: “i dont know if i forgive him yet but i dont think im mad at him. anymore.” direct quote
ROLLINGTHUNDER: thank fuck
hinatit: im still mad though
hinatit: i told you not to involve him
hinatit: i told you you didnt have to do this
hinatit: and you didnt
hinatit: yet you did it anyway
hinatit: why?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i dont fucking know i just kept goinf
hinatit: save it.
hinatit: you can talk to me tomorrow at practice
hinatit: and you can prove youre actually sorry
hinatit: okay?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah
ROLLINGTHUNDER: okay
ROLLINGTHUNDER: sorry
hinatit: tomorrow.)

 

“You coming back to school tomorrow? You haven’t been for like a week.” Hinata murmured, navigating out of his and Noya’s personal chat and returning to the gc. He pointed at Kageyama’s ankle, bulky boot on his foot. Why was he wearing it in bed?

“Probably. I’m really tired of sitting around in bed, but my mom’s worried.” His boyfriend answered, still gently playing with Hinata’s hair. “I’m ready to come back to practice, even if I can’t play.”

Hinata snorted, leaning into him. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“You sure you won’t get jealous of seeing this bod playin’ volleyball?” He ran a hand over his body, sending Kageyama a smug look.

Kageyama shoved him, looking away with a soft flush. “Oh, shut up.”

Hinata giggled and shoved him back. “Are you gonna need help with your stuff? ‘Cause I can help.”

“Won’t you miss your classes?” He responded, tilting his head to give him a look.

The ginger shrugged, grinning. “Anything that’ll get me out of my classes.”

Rolling his eyes, Kageyama shrugged back. “Uh, yeah, I’m probably gonna need you to carry my stuff. That or you have to help me go up stairs and shit.”

“Gladly.”

 

bleach: so anyways im shooting up the school
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): oh cool can i help
bleach: yeah sure what can you do?
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): hack
hinatit: seven where did you go even
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): im not a highschooler hinata, i dont have all day to spend playing volleyball and doing my homework or whatever
bleach: but you have all day to sit around hacking shit and doing ur work?
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): hacking??? is??? my work???
bleach: NO DONT DO THAT
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): ??????????????????????????????????????????
bleach: im vegan?
TsukishimaO’Kei: ok first of all you said you were vegetarian?
thing 1: o-kei first of all
TsukishimaO’Kei: stop
TsukishimaO’Kei: second of all, that doesnt even make sense????
bleach: you wouldnt get it, youre not vegan
TsukishimaO’Kei: well, fuck, hes right. im not vegan. i wouldnt understand it. thats it, shows over, everyone go home, im not vegan and therefore do not understand.
bleach: yes
TsukishimaO’Kei: oh, shut the fuck up

Chapter Text

hinatit: alright hell team, i need help w/ smth
Jesse Tennessee: Hell team?
hinatit: daichi lets face it, this team is so fucked up now
hinatit: i think we deserve to be called a hell team
hinatit: alright you fucks which outfit
hinatit: this.jpg
hinatit: or_this.jpg
sugamomma: aw the first one is cute hinataaaaaa
Jesse Tennessee: Suga that was really gay
sugamomma: *looks into the camera like in the office*
Jesse Tennessee: Ok wow you dont need to be rude
TsukishimaO’Kei: .
TsukishimaO’Kei: .
TsukishimaO’Kei: .
TsukishimaO’Kei: .
TsukishimaO’Kei: .
TsukishimaO’Kei: bet youre really missing why you gotta be so rude now huh
sugamomma: wtf tsukishima
hinatit: too soon,,
gucchi: tsUKKI WTF
yourultimatesenpai: I LEGIT CHOKED ON MY DRINK I KID YOU NOT
TsukishimaO’Kei: DFJSDKDLKJFKJGKFDJKG SORRY SORRYRSRS RYSOO I HA D TO IT WAS THE PERSFECT OPPURUTUNITYY
TsukishimaO’Kei: DHKKJFDSJDFNSDJNFDJK DONT KI C K ME PL S
Jesse Tennessee: Im calling the goddamn police
hinatit: holy fuck
hinatit: anyway assholes help me pick an outiftttttt
TsukishimaO’Kei: i like the second one
hinatit: well im not taking fashion advice from you
TsukishimaO’Kei: rude
hinatit: i
hinatit: can we blacklist the word “rude” until all this shit is dealt with
hinatit: or maybe just forever
Jesse Tennessee: Hinata youre like the main admin in this chat
Jesse Tennessee: You made this chat
Jesse Tennessee: Do it yourself
hinatit: okay okay jesus
hinatit: The Deed Is Done
hinatit: try it out boys
sugamomma: r**e
sugamomma: holy fudge
hinatit: oh so now were bringing out the food censors huh
sugamomma: fudge you
hinatit: anyway now that r**e is blacklisted yall best help me pick out my fuckin outfit
Jesse Tennessee: Can we blacklist “violent me daddy” and “tit”
v-nikiforov.: tit
phichit+chu: rt
Jesse Tennessee: and “rt”
hintait: no now help me pick an outfit
yourultimatesenpai: i like the second one too actually
hinatit: ok i trust your judgement bc we are friends
hinatit: UNLIKE TSUKISHIMA, WHO IS JUST AN UNFASHIONABLE MEANIE
TsukishimaO’Kei: listen shrimpy
hinatit: oh were bringing shrimpy back
yourultimatesenpai: the boys are bakc in towwwwwnnn
hinatit: R E L A T A B L E
yourultimatesenpai: the shrimpys back in town
hinatit: instantly less relatable
yourultimatesenpai: you know what fuck you hinata
hinatit: ily2 boo xoxo
kingofthecornmaze: ):
hinatit: i love you kageyama!!!!!!!!!!
yourultimatesenpai: gay
kingofthecornmaze: shut up tanaka dont make me call ennoshita
yourultimatesenpai: why would you call ennoshita
yachi: are you seriously playing stupid tanaka
ennoSHITa: what
yourultimatesenpai: what
hinatit: is now really the time for this
hinatit: the answer is yes
hinatit: yes it is
yourultimatesenpai: listen mfer i dont bother u abt kageyama
ennoSHITa: wha. T
yourutlimatesenpai: what
hinatit: maybe ill just add noya back, he knows exaaaactly what youre going through now
yourultimatesenpai: HINATA
ennoSHITa: WHAT
yourultimatesenpai: WHAT
hinatit: okay okay ill have mercy on you
hinatit: now help me choose an outfit pls
yourultimatesenpai: I ALREADY SAID I LIKE THE 2ND ONE
hinatit: ok ok dont need to yell
Jesse Tennessee: He wasnt yelling he was typing in all caps
hinatit: listen mfer
yourultimatesenpai: shut up hinata
hinatit: r**e
hinatit: wait
TsukishimaO’Kei: PFFFFFFFVVVFDVFD IM CRYIN AND DYIN SCOOB
yourultimatesenpai: b l e a s e
hinatit: you would not believe your eyes
hinatit: if you shut the fuck up, guys
yourultimatesenpai: I Cannot Allow This
hinatit: Unfortunate
yourultimatesenpai: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
yourultimatesenpai: YOU IMPOSE ON MY MEMES
yourultimatesenpai: YOU IMPOSE ON MY Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hinatit: the long Uh is adhd culture ur not allowed to use it
yourultimatesenpai: its too late for that now
hinatit: im calling the police
Jesse Tennessee: Dont steal my meme
hinatit: consider it stolen
hinatit: moshi moshi police desu
TsukishimaO’Kei: HINATA SHOUYOU THIS IS THE MEME POLICE WEVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED
hinatit: WELL F U C K ME GENTLY WITH A C H A I N S A W
yourultimatesenpai: W A H E Y GET HIM BOYS
hinatit: ~tanaka do not interact~
yourultimatesenpai: wtf r**e
hinatit: can u guys just help me choose an outfit
yourultimatesenpai: then stop teading me abt ennoshita bitch
ennoSHITa: what
yourultimatesenpai: what

Jesse Tennessee: Alright
Jesse Tennessee: I see this is how it must be
sugamomma: what

Jesse Tennessee renamed the conversation to “Karasuno Team Chat”.

hinatit: a classic
Jesse Tennessee: Only the original squad remembers
hinatit: Youve Ruined It
sugamomma: so many people used to be active in this chat
sugamomma: what happened
hinatit: they couldnt handle the memes
hinatit: remember shark boy? kagami?
shark: and lava girl
kagamimimi: im still here. just kinda lurkin now
hinatit: wtf kagami
kagamimimi: i just watched alllllll that drama go down and didnt say a word
hinatit: r**e you couldve sided with me
Jesse Tennessee: Hinata thats not how it works
hinatit: shut the hell your mouth!
yourultimatesenpai: everything feels different without n**a around ):
yourultimatesenpai: HINATA WTF YOU TIT
yourultimatesenpai: DID YOU BLACKLIST HIS NAME?????
hinatit: ONLY UNTIL HES READY TO COME BACK AND STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT
hinatit: HE HE TOXIC BOY
yourultimatesenpai: i
TsukishimaO’Kei: hinata im calling the police
v-nikiforov.: tit?
v-nikiforov.: did i see tit in there somewhere?
hinatit: yall,,,,,,,,,, i miss terushima
bleach: drink me?
hinatit: yeah thats the mmmmm good shit
yachi: i miss seven
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): speak of the devil and he shall appear
yachi: 707 i hate you
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): WHAT THE FUCK
hinatit: yall remember that time we went to a trampoline park
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): no
hinatit: not you
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): im gonna see if i can find any security footage
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): what park did you go to
hinatit: im not telling you
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): what why
hinatit: im not making this easy for you
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): r**e

hinatit: dikpic.png
Jesse Tennessee: Hinata…
hinatit: OH SCHWOOPSIE I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO KAGS IN PRIVAT CHAT FSHDJFKSDFS
sugamomma: HINATA I THOUGH WE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS
sugamomma: I DIDNT RAISE MY SON TO SEND NUDES AND DICK PICS TO HIS BOYFRIEND
hinatit: wait did you guys open it?
sugamomma: OF COURSE NOT
Jesse Tennessee: NO WE DIDNT FUCKIN OPEN IT I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DICK
hinatit: omgmfgmgmfmgfmfd im sobbing
hinatit: guys open the pic its not my dick
sugamomma: this is………
Jesse Tennessee: What is that thing
sugamomma: a very small deer?
hinatit: its called a dik-dik
hinatit: i was trying to send it to kageyama
kingofthecornmaze: aw babe
hinatit: only true bfs send each other cute animal pics
kingofthecornmaze: tru
sugamomma: ok but whyd you name the file dikpic
hinatit: well first of all it was funny
hinatit: second of all, its true, its a pic of a dik-dik
TsukishimaO’Kei: so i want hinata to die but whats new
hinatit: R**E
hinatit: SHIT
TsukishimaO’Kei: HA

seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): anyone else just have an insane craving for donuts rn
hinatit: always
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): wanna come get donuts with me
hinatit: seven are you even in the area
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): no but wanna come get donuts with me
hinatit: i
hinatit: yeah kinda
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): nic e
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): but for real i wish someone would bring me donuts
yoohoosung: hi seven
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): no not you
yoohoosung: wtf, bullshit
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): *shrug emoji*

hinatit: i hope my mom doesnt think i smoke weed
kingofthecornmaze: i… i dont know what to say about that
TsukishimaO’Kei: why would she think you smoke weed
Jesse Tennessee: Do you smoke weed
hinatit: NO
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): well judging by his internet history,,,,,
hinatit: seven why
seven (7) zero (0) seven (7): *thomas the train theme*
hinatit: that is not an appropriate answer to the question i asked

hinatit: guys wanna hear smth ironic
yachi: oh boy
Jesse Tennessee: Please just leave me alone hinata its 2 am and i want to sleep
sugamomma: daichi its almost 4 am what world do you live in
Jesse Tennessee: I just woke up
Jesse Tennessee: We have school tomorrow guys im fuxkin goon back to sleep
sugamomma: do not say that word to me sawamura
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: suga yes hi hello i have a question
sugamomma: yes, it was being used in an intimidating way there
plisetskymorelikepissoffsky: ok
hinatit: wanna hear my irony or not
yourultimatesenpai: ill hear your irony on this fine 3:52 am hinata
hinatit: im afraid of heights
TsukishimaO’Kei: Holy Shit
TsukishimaO’Kei: Holy Fuck
TsukishimaO’Kei: I Am Awed
TsukishimaO’Kei: I Am Utterly Floored
TsukishimaO’Kei: I Am Completely Dumbfounded
hinatit: yeah
hinatit: irony
yourultimatesenpai: knowing this makes me oddly uncomfortable?
hinatit: yeah
hinatit: irony
Jesse Tennessee: Is this what you think about at 3:56 in the morning
hinatit: yeah
hinatit: irony
TsukishimaO’Kei: This Is Unbelievable
TsukishimaO’Kei: I Refuse To Believe This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hinatit: yeah
hinatit: irony
yachi: are you, in extension, afraid of being tall and/or tall people?
hinatit: yeah
hinatit: irony
hinatit: wait, no,

hinatit: lmao its 4:20

hinatit: yachi if you switch the a in your name to o youre yochi
hinatit: which is kinda like yoshi
yachi: ITS 6:09 AM HINATA DID YOU NOT SLEEP
hinatit: no
yachi: GO TO SLEEP HINATA SHOUYOU YOU CAN STILL GET LIKE 30 MIN
hinatit: no

hinatit: hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P
TsukishimaO’Kei: Look down, cry, curl up on floor, abandon sanity because 3" tall person
hinatit: npot detailed enough, go on
TsukishimaO’Kei: Look down upon the tiny person at my feet, drop to my knees and break down sobbing, and roll over in the opposite direction in a total breakdown, all sanity drained because there is a 3 inch-tall human being staring back up at me.
hinatit: thank uou
yachi: guys its 7:30 youre supposed to be at school
hinatit: i an at school
TsukishimaO’Kei: SHIT
hinatit: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

hinatit: hey bitches its almost time for practice! (:
hinatit: cant remember if i told anyone but thats when n**a said he was gonna apologize to us
hinatit: think hell actually do it?
sugamomma: honestly? no
Jesse Tennessee: I couldnt say
kingofthecornmaze: n**a was just angry
kingofthecornmaze: im not ready to forgive him yet but he isnt like that
kingofthecornmaze: hell apologize
hinatit: debatable
kingofthecornmaze: guess well wait until practice to see
hinatit: arent you mad kageyama??
kingofthecornmaze: well i was
kingofthecornmaze: but now im just mostly sad that a friend would say things like that
kingofthecornmaze: now i realize he didnt mean it
sugamomma: kageyama…………..
kingofthecornmaze: ???????
sugamomma: since when are you that levelheaded about things?????????????????
kingofthecornmaze: i usually am, i think
kingofthecornmaze: at least, before i joined this team
kingofthecornmaze: you guys changed me
Jesse Tennessee: Is that a compliment or an insult
kingofthecornmaze: shut up dadchi im TRY I N G t o be sincere
sugamomma: ah, theres the real kageyama
kingofthecornmaze: SHUT UP YOURE ALL TERRIBLE
hinatit: awwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute hes embarrassed! i think hes blushing!!!!
kingofthecornmaze: HINATA I KNOW FOR A F A C T YOURE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING SCHOOL
hinatit: look out the window bitch
kingofthecornmaze: ???
kingofthecornmaze: WHAT THE FUCK
Jesse Tennessee: What is it
kingofthecornmaze: HES SKIPPING CLASS
kingofthecornmaze: W I T H O U T M E
hinatit: i was gonna come get you
sugamomma: NO CHILD OF M MIIIEN SI SKIIPIING CASSES HINATA G E T BAKK HERE
kingofthecornmaze: WHAT THE FUCK
Jesse Tennessee: WHAT
kingofthecornmaze: I JUSUT WATCHHED SUGA ZOOOOOOM OUT
sugamomma: JOKES ON YOUU BITICHHES I HAVE A GGROUUND LFOOR CLASS RN IM GONNA CAT CH MY SON
Jesse Tennessee: SUGA WHAT HT EUCIKKCKKKK KK KKKK K K K K K K K K K K KK

(ROLLINGTHUNDER: so idk whats going on but i just looked out the window and saw your wife fucking book it out of the school after an Orange Blur what hte fuck
Jesse Tennessee: HES TRYING TO CATCH HINATA
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wtf)

 

Hinata crossed his arms and gave Suga the nastiest glare he could manage as his mother dragged him by the elbow back into the school.

“Hinata, I swear, one of these days you’re gonna do something that’ll take my mom reputation down by, like, 10.” He muttered. Hinata attempted to twist his arm out of his mother’s grasp, but Suga just tightened his grip and turned to look at him. “What class?”

Hinata just rolled his eyes and looked to the floor. “English. There’s a mom rep scale?”

“Of course there is.” Suga shot back, turning into the staircase and starting to drag Hinata up. Before they could get very far, though, the bell signaling the end of class rang. Suga sighed. “Whatever, doesn’t matter now, I guess. Wanna walk to practice together?”

“Uh, I was gonna meet up with Kags first. So I could carry his stuff for him. Can you let me go?” He grinned, a bit of sheepishness and nervousness mixing into his expression.

Suga looked down to see he was still holding Hinata’s elbow and immediately let go. “Oops! Sorry.”

“It’s fine. See you at practice, momma.”

“Bye, Hinata.”

He watched for a moment as Suga stepped down the stairs, then turned to give him a little wave before heading off the the gym. Hinata smiled slightly before turning around and running up the flight of stairs, skipping bouts of stairs. He paused at the second floor, then dashed down the hallway, weaving around other students with a few ‘sorry!’s and ‘excuse me!’s. He stopped at Kageyama’s classroom to catch his breath before stepping in.

Yeah, he wasn’t gonna get used to seeing Kageyama wearing that boot. He watched as his boyfriend slowly stood for a moment before walking over, leaning down to grab his things. “Hey, Bakageyama.” He murmured.

“Shut up, dumbass.” He muttered automatically. “Do you know if… what’s Noya gonna…?” He fidgeted, staring down at his desk.

“Don’t worry, I got you. I’ll text him now.” Hinata pulled out his phone, shooting the taller boy a small smile.

 

(hinatit: me and kageyama are coming together
hinatit: where do you wanna meet?
hinatit: were not doing this in front of the team
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i, um
ROLLINGTHUNDER: is the club room okay?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: everyone will be changing in the locker room so well be alone
hinatit: yeah, see you there)