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03/17/2015

To: biggreen@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Catfished

Okay kids, in case you haven’t been paying attention, someone came in and catfished us. Remember that guy who used to live here, generally stuffy and annoying, likes to call the shots when people are shooting at us? Dresses like a flag, likes spangly stuff and freedom? Well, he’s been stolen. Seven months ago he went to meet a ‘pen pal’ he’d never seen in person, and just stayed. The point has been made that he wants to be there. But I think we all know, Captain America doesn’t live in ENGLAND. It’s time for us to take some action beyond dumping Bruce’s tea in the Upper Bay.

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark
From: biggreen@si.stark
Subject: Re: Catfished

Tell me I still have tea.

 

03/17/2015

To: biggreen@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Re: Re: Catfished

Big picture here, Brucie. Now Goldilocks over there has Thor, too. Which apparently means nothing to any of you, but once they get a flier you know it’s bad. In fact, I’m bringing in Rhodey. Especially since Cloak and Dagger have both been SUSPICIOUSLY SILENT on this appropriation of thirty-three percent of our team.

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark
From: birdbrain@si.stark
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Catfished

Some of us are actually working right now. Besides, we just saw Cap last week for those weasel things. And I like Darcy.

 

03/17/2015

To: biggreen@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Catfished

Great. She’s got her hooks in Barton now. I told you Bruce!

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, itsybitsy@si.stark
From: warmachine4ever@si.stark
Subject: Pepper

I thought you promised Pepper you weren’t going to have the intervention.

 

03/07/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: itsybitsy@si.stark
Subject: Intervention?

Here’s your chance. Thoughts, Steve?

 

03/17/2015

To: itsybitsy@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Re: Intervention?

I’ve seen a few of these things in person. Usually you give people a chance to prepare, Natalie.

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: itsybitsy@si.stark
Subject: Re: Re: Intervention?

He was reading over my shoulder anyway.

 

03/17/2015

To: itsybitsy@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Intervention

I told you Bruce! For those of you not keeping count at home, that means that England has fifty percent of our team. We might as well make it our next mission to break into the National Archives Building and rip up the Declaration of Independence.

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: itsybitsy@si.stark
Subject: Come to the dark side

We have a margarita machine.

But seriously, Tony, I’ll be back Tuesday. Steve is coming too. Happy?

 

03/17/2015

To: biggreen@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: Stop pouting

I’m gonna need you to get over the tea thing and start helping me with Natasha. We need her on our side, and I know you two have been having the torrid romance of the 18th century. Was that a brushing of your fingertips I saw in Berlin?

 

03/17/2015
To: ironman@si.stark
From: ppotts@si.stark
Subject: No

Tony, we talked about this. You want all of the Avengers in one place, for a lot of reasons, one of which you need to recognize is that they are your friends. As a friend, you should be happy that Steve is happy. As my significant other, you should respect the fact that I am very close to making a contract with Darcy, and if you ruin this for me I’m moving MY team to London.

 

03/17/2015

To: itsybitsy@si.stark, birdbrain@si.stark, biggreen@si.stark, warmachine4ever@si.stark, capsicle@si.stark
From: ironman@si.stark
Subject: I see how it is now

You guys are all traitors.

 

03/17/2015

To: ironman@si.stark
From: biggreen@si.stark
Subject: Seriously

Where is my tea? You wouldn’t really dump it in the bay. That doesn’t make any sense, Darcy is an American.