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AnonJ-Yesterday at 8:57 AM
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CHANNEL NEEDS?
Papyrus with a noose around his neck
PapyrusKnows-Yesterday at 8:57 AM
ye
Caroline-Yesterday at 9:00 AM
true true
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:48 PM
pap wouldnt even get strangled
the weight would cause the rope to dig in between his vertebrae until they separate
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:49 PM
hhhh
ok but when u said the first bit
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:49 PM
like a very slow decapitation
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:49 PM
i just imagine
Papyrus wearing a noose like a fashion statement
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
he's just chillin
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
The statement is "I WANT TO DIE"
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
yes
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
Someone finds him hanging from the ceiling with a noose
"What are you doing?!"
"OH YOU KNOW. JUST HANGING AROUND"
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
god
Sharada-Yesterday at 2:50 PM
pff, he wants to die, and stay dead for a change
cause that's the prob with Paps. He can kill himself all he wants, timelines dictate he will always suffer somewhere
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:52 PM
he takes a selfie while in the noose
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:52 PM
Pap just casually stating over a family dinner night
"SO I FOUND OUT A NOOSE DOESN'T REALLY WORK ON SKELETONS"
@caro yes
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:53 PM
puts a bunch of filters on it and photoshops in sunglasses
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:53 PM
gives himself biceps
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:53 PM
that is the pap aesthetic
yep
"ME 'HANGING' OUT"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:53 PM
y e s
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:54 PM
Alphys comments
"same"
Undyne comments "guys wtf"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:55 PM
Pap taking a selfie of him (fully dressed) in a full bathtub, hugging a toaster
"TIME TO TAKE A BATH"
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:55 PM
"UNDYNE YOU ARE CRAMPING MY STYLE"
oh my god
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM
oh my god yes
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:56 PM
picture of a thing of bleach "SATURDAY NIGHT DRINK"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM
"CHUGGING CONTEST!"
It's a bottle of bleach
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:56 PM
dammit AJ
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM
@caroline same
Rue-Yesterday at 2:57 PM
*shakes head at both of u*
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:57 PM
takes picture of coffins
"GOALS"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:57 PM
NO WAIT
CREMATION URNS
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:57 PM
oh yeah that makes more sense
forgot about dust
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
It's a picture of cake
Sharada-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
He would take pictures of his own broken, mangled arm. "SPENDING TIME WITH MY BESTIE!"
Flowey is not amused.
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
"Death By Chocolate" #ICANONLYHOPE
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
oh my god
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
Chara: "SAME HONESTLY"
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
at both
Rue-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
Pap goes over to Frisk's house
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
"GONNA SWIM FOR A BIT"
picture of the lava pit in Hotland
Rue-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
"WOW I SURE DO ADMIRE YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER" "pap she's dead in an urn" "EXACTLY"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
with his hand in the corner doing a peace sign
AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
[Pics of buttercups]
AN EXCELLENTT SNACK!
Caroline-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
flowey and chara lose their shit at that one
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
Sounds of flowey screaming and cursing in the distance
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
"TOO SOON" and "Buttercups are overrated"
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
OMFG. Imagine Papyrus learning the term YOLO and starting to use it ironically at the most inopertune moments
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
I think YODO might work better?
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
YOLINFINITE
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
at the gauntlet of deadly terror
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
"IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
"GOING FOR A WALK"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
"TRY, TRY, AGAIN"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
Caro
carocarocarocarocaro
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
yes?
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
"Paps, we're not going parachuting without the damn parachutes."
"WHY NOT? YODO, RIGHT?"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
"JUMP-ROPE!"
It's a picture of a cliff
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
remember that fic with Sans? the one with the bridge?
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM
nooooooooi
but also yes
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
Pap recording himself doing what Sans did in it
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
"Pap what the hell are you doing" "CHILL SANS ITS FOR THE VINE"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
Then takes a pick with his leg sticking out over the edge
"DO THE HOKEYPOKEY"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
unbelievabke
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
A bulk bottle of pills from costco
"WHO DARES ME TO TAKE THEM ALL AT ONCE?"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:03 PM
Plays limbo atop a balcony
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:03 PM
(like Matsuda in death note, anyone?)
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:03 PM
Giant bottle of sleeping pills
"GONNA SLEEP GOOD TONIGHT!"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:03 PM
"LOOK AT MY BALANCING SKILLS! LOOK AT THEM"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:03 PM
oh god
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:04 PM
You know those pictures of flaming skulls?
"I HAVE TO TRY THAT SOMETIME!"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:04 PM
"AESTHETIC"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:04 PM
"ROUND SIX OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE!! WISH ME LUCK!!"
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:04 PM
"TAKING THE TRAIN. GOING ON A LITTLE VACATION"
and he's just on the fucking tracks
"WON'T BE LONG NOW #soon"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:04 PM
PFFF
Rue-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
Watches anime with Alphys
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
jeez
Rue-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
It's Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
"TAKE ME WITH YOU SEMPAI"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
why the roast on sans
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:06 PM
Watches Lion king
"LONG LIVE THE SKELETON"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:06 PM
Photoshops his head on Mufasa's
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:06 PM
"I'D LIKE TO BE IN STAR TREK!!"
Picture of papyrus decked head to toe in red
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:07 PM
Goes to the zoo. Tries to climb into the lion cage or something.
"Found some kitties. #makingnewfriends"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:08 PM
"MY FAVORITE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER? EQUIUS AND NEPETA!" Equius and Nepeta were choked to death and beaten to death over the head with a club respectively
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:08 PM
this is my actual headcanon for rehab cabin pap
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:08 PM
Watches Saw with Undyne. "SEEMS LIKE A FUN GAME! CAN WE PLAY THAT TOO SOMETIMES..."
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:08 PM
at least this sort of mentality
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM
"I WAS WATCHING THIS ANIME WITH ALPHYS AND I SAW MYSELF!!"
Picture of Mami
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:10 PM
Picture of a bone saw
"I'M GOING TO SPOIL MYSELF TODAY : D "
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM
hell yeah
Rue-Yesterday at 3:10 PM
Sees pic of Dirk Strider
"LITERALLY ME"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM
"SAME"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:11 PM
Selfie of him holding a beaker of highly corrosive acid
"TRULY A MAN'S DRINK"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
"HEY WHO WANTS TO LAUNCH ME INTO THE SUN"
"UNBELIEVABLE. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF."
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
If he's so blatantly obvious about his suicidal intentions, I hope Sans won't let him drive a car anymore
Rue-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
Pap WOULD make the same "there's no other way, you're going to decapitate me" jokes as Dirk
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
he already wrecked 6 in the past month. they can't afford this anymore
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
pap please
Rue-Yesterday at 3:12 PM
That's why they live in the country in Rehab Cabin
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:13 PM
oh my god rue i was just looking for that meme
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:13 PM
oh man yeah
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:13 PM
"LOOK AT THIS CUDDLY CREATURE"
it's a bear running straight at him, looking pissed
Rue-Yesterday at 3:13 PM
Pap spills his drink "THERES NO OTHER WAY, YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO DECAPITATE ME"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
he tries drinking once and Undyne has to babysit the shit out of him
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
Papyrus gets his hand tangled in frisk's hair
"THERE'S NO OTHER WAY"
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
He gets the paper just to read the obituary. Has this strange look of longing on his face as he does so.
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
"dude if we're gonna cut any part of you off it's your hand"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
Pap wears a necklace, can't take it off
"THERES NO OTHER WAY"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM
"... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DECAPITATE ME "
Papyrus is playing mario cart
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:15 PM
Gives Sans a CD with songs to play at his dusting ceremony. Has also already made the seating plan, arranged the flowers and choose his items.
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:15 PM
"Someone incapacitate him!"
"Someone de capitate him."
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
oh no shara you're making it sad
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
"SOMEONE DECAPITATE HIM"
Sharada-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
Was this not sad to begin with then? xp
also, I'm still laughing. i'm sorry
I'm just a horrible person
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
Alphys and Papyrus share a look "JINX!" "Jinx!"
Rue-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
Pap meets the homestuck kids
Becomes jealous that they can kill each other however they want
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:16 PM
"DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN THAT FIRED DOES NOT MEAN GETTING SET ON FIRE"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:17 PM
oh man, my brain is active on this
Rue-Yesterday at 3:17 PM
Sees Dave and Dirk in the middle of a "THERES NO OTHER WAY" joke
"SIGH. I WANT IN ON THAT."
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:17 PM
BS!Pap would so joke about this shit if he's tired/drunk enough
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:18 PM
Papyrus standing on a lightning rod in the middle of a storm
"TAKE ME GOD, I'M READY!"
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:18 PM
"OH MAN. WHERE'S A LAVA PIT WHEN YOU NEED ONE?"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:18 PM
"I NEED A DRINK. OF BLEACH."
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:19 PM
"OH DON'T WORRY. I ALREADY PLANNED OUT MY OWN DEATH. IT'S COOL"
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:19 PM
"I HAVE SEVERAL BACKUP PLANS IF THE FIRST FALLS THROUGH"
ok but guys i really gotta eat now so see ya later
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:20 PM
cya AJ!
Rue-Yesterday at 3:21 PM
See ya!
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:21 PM
"DID YOU KNOW THAT THE UNDERGROUND OFFERS MANY OPTIONS?"
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:23 PM
extremely detailed list
with pros and cons
"Kills you" is a pro for all of them
I read a fic where Alphys wrote a bunch of suicide notes for different scenarios and a script that would automatically print one out based on the scenario
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:25 PM
BS!Pap has a detailed notes of the different deaths he went through
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:26 PM
ooh yeah
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:26 PM
oooh, really? Do you know the title of the fic?
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:26 PM
don't let your memes be dreams
Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:27 PM
apperantly I've read it before
gonna read it anyways
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:28 PM
sans+Alphys stuff
is fun
AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:29 PM
The food court doesn't have anything I like #ItsNoUseUrGonnaHaveToDecapitateMe
Caroline-Yesterday at 3:29 PM
rip AJ