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AnonJ-Yesterday at 8:57 AM

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CHANNEL NEEDS?

Papyrus with a noose around his neck

PapyrusKnows-Yesterday at 8:57 AM

ye

Caroline-Yesterday at 9:00 AM

true true

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:48 PM

pap wouldnt even get strangled

the weight would cause the rope to dig in between his vertebrae until they separate

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:49 PM

hhhh

ok but when u said the first bit

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:49 PM

like a very slow decapitation

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:49 PM

i just imagine

Papyrus wearing a noose like a fashion statement

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

he's just chillin

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

The statement is "I WANT TO DIE"

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

yes

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

Someone finds him hanging from the ceiling with a noose
"What are you doing?!"
"OH YOU KNOW. JUST HANGING AROUND"

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

god

Sharada-Yesterday at 2:50 PM

pff, he wants to die, and stay dead for a change

cause that's the prob with Paps. He can kill himself all he wants, timelines dictate he will always suffer somewhere

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:52 PM

he takes a selfie while in the noose

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:52 PM

Pap just casually stating over a family dinner night
"SO I FOUND OUT A NOOSE DOESN'T REALLY WORK ON SKELETONS"

@caro yes

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:53 PM

puts a bunch of filters on it and photoshops in sunglasses

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:53 PM

gives himself biceps

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:53 PM

that is the pap aesthetic

yep

"ME 'HANGING' OUT"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:53 PM

y e s

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:54 PM

Alphys comments

"same"

Undyne comments "guys wtf"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:55 PM

Pap taking a selfie of him (fully dressed) in a full bathtub, hugging a toaster
"TIME TO TAKE A BATH"

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:55 PM

"UNDYNE YOU ARE CRAMPING MY STYLE"

oh my god

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM

oh my god yes

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:56 PM

picture of a thing of bleach "SATURDAY NIGHT DRINK"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM

"CHUGGING CONTEST!"

It's a bottle of bleach

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:56 PM

dammit AJ

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:56 PM

@caroline same

Rue-Yesterday at 2:57 PM

*shakes head at both of u*

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:57 PM

takes picture of coffins

"GOALS"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:57 PM

NO WAIT

CREMATION URNS

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:57 PM

oh yeah that makes more sense

forgot about dust

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

It's a picture of cake

Sharada-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

He would take pictures of his own broken, mangled arm. "SPENDING TIME WITH MY BESTIE!"
Flowey is not amused.

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

"Death By Chocolate" #ICANONLYHOPE

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

oh my god

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

Chara: "SAME HONESTLY"

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

at both

Rue-Yesterday at 2:58 PM

Pap goes over to Frisk's house

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:59 PM

"GONNA SWIM FOR A BIT"
picture of the lava pit in Hotland

Rue-Yesterday at 2:59 PM

"WOW I SURE DO ADMIRE YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER" "pap she's dead in an urn" "EXACTLY"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 2:59 PM

with his hand in the corner doing a peace sign

AnonJ-Yesterday at 2:59 PM

[Pics of buttercups]

AN EXCELLENTT SNACK!

Caroline-Yesterday at 2:59 PM

flowey and chara lose their shit at that one

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

Sounds of flowey screaming and cursing in the distance

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

"TOO SOON" and "Buttercups are overrated"

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

OMFG. Imagine Papyrus learning the term YOLO and starting to use it ironically at the most inopertune moments

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

I think YODO might work better?

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

YOLINFINITE

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:00 PM

at the gauntlet of deadly terror

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

"IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

"GOING FOR A WALK"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

"TRY, TRY, AGAIN"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

Caro

carocarocarocarocaro

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

yes?

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

"Paps, we're not going parachuting without the damn parachutes."
"WHY NOT? YODO, RIGHT?"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

"JUMP-ROPE!"

It's a picture of a cliff

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

remember that fic with Sans? the one with the bridge?

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

nooooooooi

but also yes

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:02 PM

Pap recording himself doing what Sans did in it

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:02 PM

"Pap what the hell are you doing" "CHILL SANS ITS FOR THE VINE"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:02 PM

Then takes a pick with his leg sticking out over the edge
"DO THE HOKEYPOKEY"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:02 PM

unbelievabke

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:02 PM

A bulk bottle of pills from costco

"WHO DARES ME TO TAKE THEM ALL AT ONCE?"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:03 PM

Plays limbo atop a balcony

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:03 PM

(like Matsuda in death note, anyone?)

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:03 PM

Giant bottle of sleeping pills
"GONNA SLEEP GOOD TONIGHT!"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:03 PM

"LOOK AT MY BALANCING SKILLS! LOOK AT THEM"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:03 PM

oh god

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:04 PM

You know those pictures of flaming skulls?

"I HAVE TO TRY THAT SOMETIME!"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:04 PM

"AESTHETIC"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:04 PM

"ROUND SIX OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE!! WISH ME LUCK!!"

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:04 PM

"TAKING THE TRAIN. GOING ON A LITTLE VACATION"
and he's just on the fucking tracks

"WON'T BE LONG NOW #soon"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:04 PM

PFFF

Rue-Yesterday at 3:05 PM

Watches anime with Alphys

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:05 PM

jeez

Rue-Yesterday at 3:05 PM

It's Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:05 PM

"TAKE ME WITH YOU SEMPAI"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:05 PM

why the roast on sans

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:06 PM

Watches Lion king

"LONG LIVE THE SKELETON"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:06 PM

Photoshops his head on Mufasa's

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:06 PM

"I'D LIKE TO BE IN STAR TREK!!"

Picture of papyrus decked head to toe in red

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:07 PM

Goes to the zoo. Tries to climb into the lion cage or something.
"Found some kitties. #makingnewfriends"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:08 PM

"MY FAVORITE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER? EQUIUS AND NEPETA!" Equius and Nepeta were choked to death and beaten to death over the head with a club respectively

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:08 PM

this is my actual headcanon for rehab cabin pap

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:08 PM

Watches Saw with Undyne. "SEEMS LIKE A FUN GAME! CAN WE PLAY THAT TOO SOMETIMES..."

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:08 PM

at least this sort of mentality

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM

"I WAS WATCHING THIS ANIME WITH ALPHYS AND I SAW MYSELF!!"

Picture of Mami

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:10 PM

Picture of a bone saw
"I'M GOING TO SPOIL MYSELF TODAY : D "

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM

hell yeah

Rue-Yesterday at 3:10 PM

Sees pic of Dirk Strider

"LITERALLY ME"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:10 PM

"SAME"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:11 PM

Selfie of him holding a beaker of highly corrosive acid
"TRULY A MAN'S DRINK"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

"HEY WHO WANTS TO LAUNCH ME INTO THE SUN"

"UNBELIEVABLE.  I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF."

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

If he's so blatantly obvious about his suicidal intentions, I hope Sans won't let him drive a car anymore

Rue-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

Pap WOULD make the same "there's no other way, you're going to decapitate me" jokes as Dirk

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

he already wrecked 6 in the past month. they can't afford this anymore

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

pap please

Rue-Yesterday at 3:12 PM

That's why they live in the country in Rehab Cabin

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:13 PM

oh my god rue i was just looking for that meme

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:13 PM

oh man yeah

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:13 PM

"LOOK AT THIS CUDDLY CREATURE"
it's a bear running straight at him, looking pissed

Rue-Yesterday at 3:13 PM

Pap spills his drink "THERES NO OTHER WAY, YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO DECAPITATE ME"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

he tries drinking once and Undyne has to babysit the shit out of him

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

Papyrus gets his hand tangled in frisk's hair

"THERE'S NO OTHER WAY"

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

He gets the paper just to read the obituary. Has this strange look of longing on his face as he does so.

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

"dude if we're gonna cut any part of you off it's your hand"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

Pap wears a necklace, can't take it off

"THERES NO OTHER WAY"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

"... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DECAPITATE ME "

Papyrus is playing mario cart

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:15 PM

Gives Sans a CD with songs to play at his dusting ceremony. Has also already made the seating plan, arranged the flowers and choose his items.

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:15 PM

"Someone incapacitate him!"

"Someone de capitate him."

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

oh no shara you're making it sad

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

"SOMEONE DECAPITATE HIM"

Sharada-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

Was this not sad to begin with then? xp

also, I'm still laughing. i'm sorry

I'm just a horrible person

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

Alphys and Papyrus share a look "JINX!" "Jinx!"

Rue-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

Pap meets the homestuck kids

Becomes jealous that they can kill each other however they want

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:16 PM

"DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN THAT FIRED DOES NOT MEAN GETTING SET ON FIRE"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:17 PM

oh man, my brain is active on this

Rue-Yesterday at 3:17 PM

Sees Dave and Dirk in the middle of a "THERES NO OTHER WAY" joke

"SIGH. I WANT IN ON THAT."

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:17 PM

BS!Pap would so joke about this shit if he's tired/drunk enough

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:18 PM

Papyrus standing on a lightning rod in the middle of a storm

"TAKE ME GOD, I'M READY!"

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:18 PM

"OH MAN. WHERE'S A LAVA PIT WHEN YOU NEED ONE?"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:18 PM

"I NEED A DRINK. OF BLEACH."

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:19 PM

"OH DON'T WORRY. I ALREADY PLANNED OUT MY OWN DEATH. IT'S COOL"

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:19 PM

"I HAVE SEVERAL BACKUP PLANS IF THE FIRST FALLS THROUGH"

ok but guys i really gotta eat now so see ya later

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:20 PM

cya AJ!

Rue-Yesterday at 3:21 PM

See ya!

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:21 PM

"DID YOU KNOW THAT THE UNDERGROUND OFFERS MANY OPTIONS?"

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:23 PM

extremely detailed list

with pros and cons

"Kills you" is a pro for all of them

I read a fic where Alphys wrote a bunch of suicide notes for different scenarios and a script that would automatically print one out based on the scenario

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:25 PM

BS!Pap has a detailed notes of the different deaths he went through

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:26 PM

ooh yeah

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:26 PM

oooh, really? Do you know the title of the fic?

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:26 PM

don't let your memes be dreams

Invalid Op-Yesterday at 3:27 PM

apperantly I've read it before

gonna read it anyways

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:28 PM

sans+Alphys stuff

is fun

AnonJ-Yesterday at 3:29 PM

The food court doesn't have anything I like #ItsNoUseUrGonnaHaveToDecapitateMe

Caroline-Yesterday at 3:29 PM

rip AJ