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Zeke-Today at 2:08 AM
okay so like, post pacifist
Everyone happy and lalala as one does
And Frisk and Pap is hanging out and idk it's not super important
Basically an accident happen
And Pap gets decapitated
Frisk is ofc going all AAAAAAA
Milka-Today at 2:09 AM
Hi Zeke!
And Papyrus is just
Zeke-Today at 2:09 AM
Pap, meanwhile, catches his own head.
Milka-Today at 2:10 AM
"WELL, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED."
Zeke-Today at 2:10 AM
(Heyo)
(Hehehe)
Tugs it under his arm
And Frisk just goes ?????? What
Bc Frisk's decapitated Pap before
And Pap turned to dust
So they ask Pap WTF
Zeke-Today at 2:11 AM
(Hehehe. Can't watch bc people but :"D)
And Pap is all ??
What it's just me head
And turns out pap is totes fine!!!
Frisk asks why
Pap shrugs. Explains that he would only turn to dust if he allowed himself to
Caroline-Today at 2:12 AM
what
Zeke-Today at 2:12 AM
:-):-):-):-)
Caroline-Today at 2:12 AM
I was expecting this to be funny
Zeke-Today at 2:12 AM
>))
U excepted wrong
Caroline-Today at 2:13 AM
unbelievable
Zeke-Today at 2:13 AM
Hehehe
Basically, as long as his head is close to his body (soul) he's totally fine
So surprise frisk!! Ur friendo just let himself die :D
Caroline-Today at 2:14 AM
great
that's a cool idea though
what if Flowey detaches all of paps bones
totally safe but he can't move
fun anatomy lesson
Rue-Today at 2:15 AM
Guys come on
Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM
Yes!!
Aw sorry rue
I mean- not really sorry bc I'm hilarious
Rue-Today at 2:16 AM
You are, you loveable scamp
Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM
Papyrus walking around with his head under his arm
:D
Caroline-Today at 2:16 AM
yes that's a good image
Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM
Innit it
Rue-Today at 2:17 AM
Him playing catch with his own head
Zeke-Today at 2:17 AM
I doodled it and my mind just went IDEA!!
omg nooo that's cute
Rue-Today at 2:17 AM
"HEY UNDYNE! CATCH!"
"Wait, wh- WHAT THE FUCK PAP WHAT THE FUCK "
Zeke-Today at 2:17 AM
Oh my god
Caroline-Today at 2:18 AM
japed again
Zeke-Today at 2:18 AM
First time she just fucking SCREAMS
Rue-Today at 2:18 AM
And his head is just "Helloooo : D"
Zeke-Today at 2:18 AM
Omggg
Imagine him doing that with like
Anybody
Toriel
Asgorr
Orngæg
Oh my God
Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM
"SANS CATCH"
Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM
Asgore just casually saying hello
Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM
his head hits sans too hard
Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM
RIP
Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM
died
Rue-Today at 2:19 AM
OMG
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM
SANS DYING IS STILL THE BEST JOKE
Rue-Today at 2:19 AM
IT IS
Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM
there are two types of skeletons
Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM
Keodfædmfnxdbe
U tap sand and he dies
Just
Rip
Dust everywhere
Pap sighs
Like, of COURSE
Rue-Today at 2:20 AM
"... Friiiiiissssk"
Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM
fxæfæd
Rue-Today at 2:20 AM
"Sans did it again"
"Again?!"
Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM
SANS DID IT AGAIN
Rue-Today at 2:20 AM
"Yes"
Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM
pap "serving his head on a platter"
Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM
AGAIN
Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM
omg
Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM
Pmg
Rue-Today at 2:20 AM
"Ugh, I was doing my homework"
Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM
Omg
Dbfæmfæzfssfd
Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM
accurate
Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM
Oh my god Asgore carrying Pap's head around
Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM
ahhh
Rue-Today at 2:21 AM
That's so cute
Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM
Holding it gentle
Very careful
Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM
just setting it down in the garden
Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM
"Papyrus, are you sure this is okay?"
Yess
Rue-Today at 2:21 AM
Omggg
Yessss
Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM
pap describing all the flowers and bugs he can see up close
Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM
"YEAH BIG GUY!!!"
OMggggg
Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM
fluffyboy doesn't understand fun
Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM
My mom is laughing at me bc I'm having fun rude
FLUFFY BOY
FandomHOP-Today at 2:22 AM
What are we talking about?
Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM
headless pap
Rue-Today at 2:22 AM
Pap liking the feeling of flowers by his head
Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM
Aaaw
Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM
or pap with his head detached
aww
Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM
Grass tickling the inside of his skull
FandomHOP-Today at 2:23 AM
I heard someone joking about Sans dying
Caroline-Today at 2:23 AM
there's a little ladybug on his face
Zeke-Today at 2:23 AM
We did that too yes
Aaaaaaw
Rue-Today at 2:23 AM
We were doing that yes
Awwwwww
FandomHOP-Today at 2:23 AM
Awwww
Did anyone bring up my fics
Rue-Today at 2:23 AM
Pap's head with a little flower crown made by Asgore
Zeke-Today at 2:23 AM
omg rueee
Caroline-Today at 2:23 AM
no but
similar tone
Rue-Today at 2:24 AM
"WOW, IM ROYALTY TOO!"
Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM
AAAAAH
Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM
pap sets his head on a table, covers it with cloth, then pulls the cloth off like he's doing a magic trick
FandomHOP-Today at 2:24 AM
Pap's head being placed on a swing and being pushed
Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM
Omg
OHfmfmffps
Rue-Today at 2:24 AM
Agahshs
Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM
GOOD
Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM
"SURPRISE! IT IS ME!@
ahhhh
Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM
Hhhhh
Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM
let pap swing
Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM
Let him go
FandomHOP-Today at 2:25 AM
He go weeee
Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM
Hahahaha
Caroline-Today at 2:25 AM
let him watch the sky
Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM
Asgore like
Throwing him up REAL high
Catches him
Pap's laughing
"AGAIN!!!"
Caroline-Today at 2:25 AM
<333
Rue-Today at 2:25 AM
AaahahhhhhhhhhHHHH
FandomHOP-Today at 2:25 AM
Are we also talking about platonic Papgore?
Rue-Today at 2:25 AM
YES
Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM
Yee
FandomHOP-Today at 2:26 AM
Dawww
Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM
sans looks concerned
Rue-Today at 2:26 AM
GIVE ME ALL THE PLATONIC PAPGORE
Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM
Sans is a weenie
(YES RUE)
Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM
"SANS I AM NOT A ONE HIT WONDER LIKE YOURSELF"
Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM
Omg
Rue-Today at 2:26 AM
Asgore setting Pap's head back on his body verrrry gently
Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM
Aaaaah
FandomHOP-Today at 2:26 AM
Papyrus and Asgore would be good friends together
Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM
Papyrus smiling and patting his hands
"THANKS ASGORE!"
Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM
"I HAPPEN TO ENJOY DANGEROUS FUN TIMES"
Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM
Yess sage
Mflfnfds
Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM
ahhhh
Pap and Flowey hanging out
FandomHOP-Today at 2:27 AM
Pap sees Asgore being sad while Tori and Sans hang out
Zeke-Today at 2:27 AM
hhh
Aaaaaah
AAAH
Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM
"Looks like we're both stuck now."
FandomHOP-Today at 2:27 AM
So he friends Asgore
Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM
!!!!!!!!!!
Zeke-Today at 2:27 AM
Yes
Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM
friend Asgore 2k16
Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM
Flowey carrying Pap's head around
Rue-Today at 2:28 AM
Both skeletons land a goat bff
FandomHOP-Today at 2:28 AM
Asgore teaches Pap to care for flowers
Rue-Today at 2:28 AM
Yeeessss
FandomHOP-Today at 2:28 AM
Pap cares for Flowey
Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM
Asgore is sad, and Pap INSISTS they go cheer Asgore up
Rue-Today at 2:28 AM
Yes at both
Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM
So Flowey grudgingly goes
Rue-Today at 2:28 AM
Pap is sad, Asgore refuses to leave his side
Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM
YES
Caroline-Today at 2:28 AM
!!!!!!
Rue-Today at 2:28 AM
Makes dad jokes to cheer him up
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
Aaaaah
Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM
flowey pushes pap's head over
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
Really silly dad Jokes
Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM
so he's resting on his side
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
Omg Caro yes
Flowey being a lil shit and Pap is just giggling
Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM
"WOW!! WHAT AN INTERESTING VIEW! THANKS FLOWEY!"
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
YES
Rue-Today at 2:29 AM
Flowey gently rocking Pap's head absentmindedly
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
Yesss
Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM
ahhhhh
Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM
Scratches Pap's skull
FandomHOP-Today at 2:30 AM
Pap teaches Asgore to tell good jokes
Zeke-Today at 2:30 AM
Don't really notice
Yesss!!!!
Papyrus hums happily
Rue-Today at 2:30 AM
Flowey leaning on Pap's skull
Zeke-Today at 2:30 AM
Yes
Flowey like, wrapping a whole cocoon of vines around pap when shit goes down
So pap won't dust
(Gtg)
FandomHOP-Today at 2:30 AM
Papyrus gets the idea to hang out with Undyne and Alphys too
Caroline-Today at 2:32 AM
yes
pap's head floating with blue magic
gently nudging people and things
Rue-Today at 2:32 AM
OMG guys wait
Caroline-Today at 2:33 AM
!
Rue-Today at 2:33 AM
Pap and Sans going to the movies
Each Deciding to bring a friend
And when their friends show up
Toriel and Asgore are within the same vicinity of each other for the first time in like 5 months
AND ITS JUST SO AWKWARD
Caroline-Today at 2:34 AM
oh man
Rue-Today at 2:34 AM
"Pssst. Bro"
"... YES?"
"I thought you were brining Undyne"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING ALPHYS!!"
FandomHOP-Today at 2:35 AM
Wowie
Caroline-Today at 2:35 AM
amazing
pap and sans trying to make small talk
Rue-Today at 2:36 AM
But it's just. Toriel won't stop glaring at poor Asgore
"s-so, uhh... anyone pick up any new hobbies?"
"I sure do hope a certain someone hasn't resumed his hobby of child murder."
Caroline-Today at 2:37 AM
Toriel chill
FandomHOP-Today at 2:37 AM
"THE WEATHER HAS BEEN NICE, HASN'T IT?"
Rue-Today at 2:39 AM
In the theater, Pap and Asgore end up having to sit like 5 rows ahead of Sans and Toriel
"NICE DATE WE'RE HAVING!"
"Y-yes... (almost cries) "
Caroline-Today at 2:40 AM
god
FandomHOP-Today at 2:41 AM
I feel like at some point, Papyrus would start becoming passive aggressive about Toriel's comments and try to call her out off-handedly
Caroline-Today at 2:41 AM
passive aggressive pap is so good
Rue-Today at 2:41 AM
AND ALSO @FandomHOP
Pap is a secret bad bitch, but he's just too nice to use that side of himself
Caroline-Today at 2:42 AM
yes
FandomHOP-Today at 2:43 AM
So the more bitch comments Tori makes about Asgore, the more Papyrus puts in the aggressive in passive aggressive
Rue-Today at 2:44 AM
"WELL, AT LEAST HE IS TRYING TO MOVE ON FROM A PAST LONG GONE. LIKE ALL OF US... PRESUMABLY."
FandomHOP-Today at 2:45 AM
burn
Caroline-Today at 2:45 AM
ouch
get wrecked toriel
Rue-Today at 2:46 AM
Pap must be at least at LV 2 from that slaughter
FandomHOP-Today at 2:47 AM
At some point, Papyrus is this close to just straight up call out Toriel and tell her off
Milka-Today at 2:47 AM
"SANS SAID THAT ACCORDING TO THE READING, I CAN NEVER HAVE LV"
"I GAIN LS"
"LEVEL OF SASS"
Caroline-Today at 2:48 AM
nice
Rue-Today at 2:48 AM
omg
Caroline-Today at 2:48 AM
A way of measuring ones capacity to burn
Rue-Today at 2:49 AM
But for real, Toriel isn't blameless
Caroline-Today at 2:49 AM
mm yeah
OK I really need to sleep so night