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Zeke-Today at 2:08 AM

okay so like, post pacifist

Everyone happy and lalala as one does

And Frisk and Pap is hanging out and idk it's not super important

Basically an accident happen

And Pap gets decapitated

Frisk is ofc going all AAAAAAA

Milka-Today at 2:09 AM

Hi Zeke!

And Papyrus is just

Zeke-Today at 2:09 AM

Pap, meanwhile, catches his own head.

Milka-Today at 2:10 AM

"WELL, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED."

Zeke-Today at 2:10 AM

(Heyo)

(Hehehe)

Tugs it under his arm

And Frisk just goes ?????? What

Bc Frisk's decapitated Pap before

And Pap turned to dust

So they ask Pap WTF

Zeke-Today at 2:11 AM

(Hehehe. Can't watch bc people but :"D)

And Pap is all ??

What it's just me head

And turns out pap is totes fine!!!

Frisk asks why

Pap shrugs. Explains that he would only turn to dust if he allowed himself to

Caroline-Today at 2:12 AM

what

Zeke-Today at 2:12 AM

:-):-):-):-)

Caroline-Today at 2:12 AM

I was expecting this to be funny

Zeke-Today at 2:12 AM

>))

U excepted wrong

Caroline-Today at 2:13 AM

unbelievable

Zeke-Today at 2:13 AM

Hehehe

Basically, as long as his head is close to his body (soul) he's totally fine

So surprise frisk!! Ur friendo just let himself die :D

Caroline-Today at 2:14 AM

great

that's a cool idea though

what if Flowey detaches all of paps bones

totally safe but he can't move

fun anatomy lesson

Rue-Today at 2:15 AM

Guys come on

Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM

Yes!!

Aw sorry rue

I mean- not really sorry bc I'm hilarious

Rue-Today at 2:16 AM

You are, you loveable scamp

Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM

Papyrus walking around with his head under his arm

:D

Caroline-Today at 2:16 AM

yes that's a good image

Zeke-Today at 2:16 AM

Innit it

Rue-Today at 2:17 AM

Him playing catch with his own head

Zeke-Today at 2:17 AM

I doodled it and my mind just went IDEA!!

omg nooo that's cute

Rue-Today at 2:17 AM

"HEY UNDYNE! CATCH!"

"Wait, wh- WHAT THE FUCK PAP WHAT THE FUCK "

Zeke-Today at 2:17 AM

Oh my god

Caroline-Today at 2:18 AM

japed again

Zeke-Today at 2:18 AM

First time she just fucking SCREAMS

Rue-Today at 2:18 AM

And his head is just "Helloooo : D"

Zeke-Today at 2:18 AM

Omggg

Imagine him doing that with like

Anybody

Toriel

Asgorr

Orngæg

Oh my God

Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM

"SANS CATCH"

Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM

Asgore just casually saying hello

Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM

his head hits sans too hard

Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM

RIP

Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM

died

Rue-Today at 2:19 AM

OMG

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM

SANS DYING IS STILL THE BEST JOKE

Rue-Today at 2:19 AM

IT IS

Caroline-Today at 2:19 AM

there are two types of skeletons

Zeke-Today at 2:19 AM

Keodfædmfnxdbe

U tap sand and he dies

Just

Rip

Dust everywhere

Pap sighs

Like, of COURSE

Rue-Today at 2:20 AM

"... Friiiiiissssk"

Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM

fxæfæd

Rue-Today at 2:20 AM

"Sans did it again"

"Again?!"

Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM

SANS DID IT AGAIN

Rue-Today at 2:20 AM

"Yes"

Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM

pap "serving his head on a platter"

Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM

AGAIN

Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM

omg

Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM

Pmg

Rue-Today at 2:20 AM

"Ugh, I was doing my homework"

Zeke-Today at 2:20 AM

Omg

Dbfæmfæzfssfd

Caroline-Today at 2:20 AM

accurate

Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM

Oh my god Asgore carrying Pap's head around

Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM

ahhh

Rue-Today at 2:21 AM

That's so cute

Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM

Holding it gentle

Very careful

Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM

just setting it down in the garden

Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM

"Papyrus, are you sure this is okay?"

Yess

Rue-Today at 2:21 AM

Omggg

Yessss

Caroline-Today at 2:21 AM

pap describing all the flowers and bugs he can see up close

Zeke-Today at 2:21 AM

"YEAH BIG GUY!!!"

OMggggg

Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM

fluffyboy doesn't understand fun

Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM

My mom is laughing at me bc I'm having fun rude

FLUFFY BOY

FandomHOP-Today at 2:22 AM

What are we talking about?

Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM

headless pap

Rue-Today at 2:22 AM

Pap liking the feeling of flowers by his head

Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM

Aaaw

Caroline-Today at 2:22 AM

or pap with his head detached

aww

Zeke-Today at 2:22 AM

Grass tickling the inside of his skull

FandomHOP-Today at 2:23 AM

I heard someone joking about Sans dying

Caroline-Today at 2:23 AM

there's a little ladybug on his face

Zeke-Today at 2:23 AM

We did that too yes

Aaaaaaw

Rue-Today at 2:23 AM

We were doing that yes

Awwwwww

FandomHOP-Today at 2:23 AM

Awwww

Did anyone bring up my fics

Rue-Today at 2:23 AM

Pap's head with a little flower crown made by Asgore

Zeke-Today at 2:23 AM

omg rueee

Caroline-Today at 2:23 AM

no but

similar tone

Rue-Today at 2:24 AM

"WOW, IM ROYALTY TOO!"

Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM

AAAAAH

Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM

pap sets his head on a table, covers it with cloth, then pulls the cloth off like he's doing a magic trick

FandomHOP-Today at 2:24 AM

Pap's head being placed on a swing and being pushed

Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM

Omg

OHfmfmffps

Rue-Today at 2:24 AM

Agahshs

Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM

GOOD

Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM

"SURPRISE!  IT IS ME!@

ahhhh

Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM

Hhhhh

Caroline-Today at 2:24 AM

let pap swing

Zeke-Today at 2:24 AM

Let him go

FandomHOP-Today at 2:25 AM

He go weeee

Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM

Hahahaha

Caroline-Today at 2:25 AM

let him watch the sky

Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM

Asgore like

Throwing him up REAL high

Catches him

Pap's laughing

"AGAIN!!!"

Caroline-Today at 2:25 AM

<333

Rue-Today at 2:25 AM

AaahahhhhhhhhhHHHH

FandomHOP-Today at 2:25 AM

Are we also talking about platonic Papgore?

Rue-Today at 2:25 AM

YES

Zeke-Today at 2:25 AM

Yee

FandomHOP-Today at 2:26 AM

Dawww

Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM

sans looks concerned

Rue-Today at 2:26 AM

GIVE ME ALL THE PLATONIC PAPGORE

Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM

Sans is a weenie

(YES RUE)

Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM

"SANS I AM NOT A ONE HIT WONDER LIKE YOURSELF"

Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM

Omg

Rue-Today at 2:26 AM

Asgore setting Pap's head back on his body verrrry gently

Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM

Aaaaah

FandomHOP-Today at 2:26 AM

Papyrus and Asgore would be good friends together

Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM

Papyrus smiling and patting his hands

"THANKS ASGORE!"

Caroline-Today at 2:26 AM

"I HAPPEN TO ENJOY DANGEROUS FUN TIMES"

Zeke-Today at 2:26 AM

Yess sage

Mflfnfds

Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM

ahhhh

Pap and Flowey hanging out

FandomHOP-Today at 2:27 AM

Pap sees Asgore being sad while Tori and Sans hang out

Zeke-Today at 2:27 AM

hhh

Aaaaaah

AAAH

Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM

"Looks like we're both stuck now."

FandomHOP-Today at 2:27 AM

So he friends Asgore

Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM

!!!!!!!!!!

Zeke-Today at 2:27 AM

Yes

Caroline-Today at 2:27 AM

friend Asgore 2k16

Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM

Flowey carrying Pap's head around

Rue-Today at 2:28 AM

Both skeletons land a goat bff

FandomHOP-Today at 2:28 AM

Asgore teaches Pap to care for flowers

Rue-Today at 2:28 AM

Yeeessss

FandomHOP-Today at 2:28 AM

Pap cares for Flowey

Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM

Asgore is sad, and Pap INSISTS they go cheer Asgore up

Rue-Today at 2:28 AM

Yes at both

Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM

So Flowey grudgingly goes

Rue-Today at 2:28 AM

Pap is sad, Asgore refuses to leave his side

Zeke-Today at 2:28 AM

YES

Caroline-Today at 2:28 AM

!!!!!!

Rue-Today at 2:28 AM

Makes dad jokes to cheer him up

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

Aaaaah

Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM

flowey pushes pap's head over

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

Really silly dad Jokes

Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM

so he's resting on his side

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

Omg Caro yes

Flowey being a lil shit and Pap is just giggling

Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM

"WOW!! WHAT AN INTERESTING VIEW! THANKS FLOWEY!"

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

YES

Rue-Today at 2:29 AM

Flowey gently rocking Pap's head absentmindedly

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

Yesss

Caroline-Today at 2:29 AM

ahhhhh

Zeke-Today at 2:29 AM

Scratches Pap's skull

FandomHOP-Today at 2:30 AM

Pap teaches Asgore to tell good jokes

Zeke-Today at 2:30 AM

Don't really notice

Yesss!!!!

Papyrus hums happily

Rue-Today at 2:30 AM

Flowey leaning on Pap's skull

Zeke-Today at 2:30 AM

Yes

Flowey like, wrapping a whole cocoon of vines around pap when shit goes down

So pap won't dust

(Gtg)

FandomHOP-Today at 2:30 AM

Papyrus gets the idea to hang out with Undyne and Alphys too

Caroline-Today at 2:32 AM

yes

pap's head floating with blue magic

gently nudging people and things

Rue-Today at 2:32 AM

OMG guys wait

Caroline-Today at 2:33 AM

!

Rue-Today at 2:33 AM

Pap and Sans going to the movies

Each Deciding to bring a friend

And when their friends show up

Toriel and Asgore are within the same vicinity of each other for the first time in like 5 months

AND ITS JUST SO AWKWARD

Caroline-Today at 2:34 AM

oh man

Rue-Today at 2:34 AM

"Pssst. Bro"

"... YES?"

"I thought you were brining Undyne"

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING ALPHYS!!"

FandomHOP-Today at 2:35 AM

Wowie

Caroline-Today at 2:35 AM

amazing

pap and sans trying to make small talk

Rue-Today at 2:36 AM

But it's just. Toriel won't stop glaring at poor Asgore

"s-so, uhh... anyone pick up any new hobbies?"

"I sure do hope a certain someone hasn't resumed his hobby of child murder."

Caroline-Today at 2:37 AM

Toriel chill

FandomHOP-Today at 2:37 AM

"THE WEATHER HAS BEEN NICE, HASN'T IT?"

Rue-Today at 2:39 AM

In the theater, Pap and Asgore end up having to sit like 5 rows ahead of Sans and Toriel

"NICE DATE WE'RE HAVING!"

"Y-yes... (almost cries) "

Caroline-Today at 2:40 AM

god

FandomHOP-Today at 2:41 AM

I feel like at some point, Papyrus would start becoming passive aggressive about Toriel's comments and try to call her out off-handedly

Caroline-Today at 2:41 AM

passive aggressive pap is so good

Rue-Today at 2:41 AM

AND ALSO @FandomHOP

Pap is a secret bad bitch, but he's just too nice to use that side of himself

Caroline-Today at 2:42 AM

yes

FandomHOP-Today at 2:43 AM

So the more bitch comments Tori makes about Asgore, the more Papyrus puts in the aggressive in passive aggressive

Rue-Today at 2:44 AM

"WELL, AT LEAST HE IS TRYING TO MOVE ON FROM A PAST LONG GONE. LIKE ALL OF US... PRESUMABLY."

FandomHOP-Today at 2:45 AM

burn

Caroline-Today at 2:45 AM

ouch

get wrecked toriel

Rue-Today at 2:46 AM

Pap must be at least at LV 2 from that slaughter

FandomHOP-Today at 2:47 AM

At some point, Papyrus is this close to just straight up call out Toriel and tell her off

Milka-Today at 2:47 AM

"SANS SAID THAT ACCORDING TO THE READING, I CAN NEVER HAVE LV"

"I GAIN LS"

"LEVEL OF SASS"

Caroline-Today at 2:48 AM

nice

Rue-Today at 2:48 AM

omg

Caroline-Today at 2:48 AM

A way of measuring ones capacity to burn

Rue-Today at 2:49 AM

But for real, Toriel isn't blameless

Caroline-Today at 2:49 AM

mm yeah

OK I really need to sleep so night