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Queen of the House

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I have a servant, who cleans all the rooms,
With a machine that’s big, loud and moves.

There’s another who brings me my food,
She always cheers up my mood.

I also have a fool,
Who likes to play with tools.

Talking of fools there’s another in the house
She doesn’t make much noise she’s as quiet as a mouse.

There’s also a piglet all though I’m not sure it’s pork,
But I wouldn’t mind putting him on the end of a fork.