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Saturday, 2:12 AM

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[Saturday, 02:12] [bitch] HEY FUCKER GET YOUR ASS UP

[02:12] [bitch] I FOUND OUT WHO LIKES YOU

[02:13] [bitch] WAKE UP STUPID

[02:15] [sissy] lamb its 2 in the fucking morning

[02:15] [sissy] WAIT WHAT

[02:15] [bitch] THAT’S RIGHT BITCH YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL I’M TELLING YOU THIS

[02:16] [sissy] WHAT THE FUCK HOWD YOU FIND OUT

[02:16] [sissy] I SENT FUCKING CARMEN JAMES BOND DIAZ ON A SPY MISSION AND SHE DIDNT FIND OUT

[02:17] [bitch] it’s cos I’m fucking amazing moron

[02:17] [bitch] wait I got a text from her

[02:18] [sissy] holy fuck

[02:18] [bitch] she said I can’t tell you lol @ u

[02:18] [sissy] BITCH CANT YOU GIVE ME THE FIRST LETTER OF HER NAME OR SOMETHIGN

[02:18] [sissy] SOMETHING

[02:19] [bitch] DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME KING IM OLDER THAN YOU

[02:19] [bitch] PROBABLY

[02:19] [bitch] also its g

[02:20] [sissy] wtf

[02:20] [sissy] i cant be in love w myself

[02:22] [sissy] lamb

[02:23] [sissy] lamb where u at

[02:27] [sissy] if u fell asleep when u woke me up at fucking 2 am im goin to eat my bed

[02:30] [bitch] I’d say I’m sorry but I’d be lying when I say that I wasnt totally and absolutely done with ur shit right now king

[02:30] [bitch] HOW WOULD I GET A TEXT FROM YOU SAYING NOT TO TELL YOU

[02:31] [sissy] …. oh

[02:31] [sissy] WAIT THEN WHO IS IT

[02:31] [sissy] OHMY GDO

[02:32] [sissy] DONT TELL ME ITS

[02:32] [sissy] MS BELL?????????

[02:33] [sissy] LAMB

[02:33] [sissy] LAMB WHAT THE FUCK

[02:34] [sissy] DOESNT MS BELL HAVE A BOYFRIEND

[02:35] [bitch] this is approaching the level of stupidity I never knew existed

[02:35] [sissy] well if its not her then who d fuck is it

[02:35] [bitch] ITS ME GENIUS

[02:36] [bitch] DID YOU SOMEHOW FORGET MY FIRST NAME WHEN YOU SAY IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[02:37] [sissy] WHAT

[02:37] [sissy] HWAT THE FCUK

[02:37] [sissy] WHAT

[02:37] [sissy] WHAT

[02:38] [bitch] ………… not

[02:38] [bitch] APRIL FOOLS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER HAHAHAHA SUCK IT KING

[02:38] [sissy] oh my god

[02:38] [sissy] oh my FUCKING god i cannot beleive this shit

[02:39] [sissy] you woke me up to fuck w me

[02:39] [sissy] swear to god i was hoping it was gonna be some hot girl and then its this shit

[02:39] [sissy] IF YOURE STILL MAD ABOUT LAST YEARS APRIL FOOLS THEN CAN YOU STOP BRINGING IT UP

[02:40] [sissy] lamb pls

[02:43] [sissy] dont u dare tell me youre sleeping now

[02:43] [sissy] wait

[02:44] [sissy] its april 2

[02:44] [sissy] it’s the morning of april 2

[02:45] [sissy] lamb was that a confession

[02:45] [sissy] holy shit you like me back

[02:46] [sissy] I DO NOT LIKE YOU BACK SHIT NO

[02:47] [sissy] lamb come on wake up

[02:47] [sissy] ok maybe i might like you back but

[02:48] [sissy] FUCKIN SHIT

[02:49] [sissy] GRACE MOTHERFUCKING LAMB WAKE UP

[02:50] [bitch] SWEAR TO GOD KING IF YOU CALL ME GRACE ONE MORE TIME IDGAF IF ITS 2 IN THE MORNING I’LL GO RIGHT UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU’LL NEVER HAVE BABIES AGAIN

[02:51] [bitch] ALSO I HAPPEN TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING DATE IS

[02:51] [sissy] holy shit youre awake

[02:52] [sissy] … but u want my babies don’t u ;))))

[02:52] [bitch] this is enough bullshit for one night