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To: non-nerd blake

 

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octaviaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

IT’S 4AM SOMEONE BETTER ME DEAD

IS IT MURPHY BC I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM

 

murphy’s not dead (yet)

it’s about bellamy

I think I would know if my brother’s dead nice try Clarke

 

HE’S NOT DEAD I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING

 

what

 

Is his middle name bradburry?

 

what

 

His grandmother commented this on a photo of him drinking coffee from a cup that says "may the froth be with you", verbatim; Hello Bradbury, it’s been a long time. How is Octavia doing? We’re still in Manilla, same old same old. LOL. Josephine and Jeremy miss their big cousin. Come visit soon. Send my regards to your sister for me.

I might have thought it was someone else but manila AND Octavia

so I figure bradbury must be his nickname but that’s weird

so is bradbury his middle name???

octavia

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clarke I would have driven over to your house and murdered your ass by now if you weren’t my best friend

 

 

death threats later pls this is urgent my life hangs in the balance everything depends on this answer

help me

 

Arghjsdfk

Yes his middle name is bradbury

There are two bellamy’s in his family because he was named after his late grandfather and his aunt got the same idea his mom did

so they call him bradbury

I love u and I know this is some weird foreplay thing you guys got going on

but if you text me at 4 am again I swear to god Clarke I will end you and everything you hold dear

Clarke

CLARKE

NOW YOURE NOT RESPONDING TO MY DEATH THREATS WHERE IS THE HUMANITY

 

 

  1. Sorry I was gone for so long I was screaming into my pillow
  2. We’re not dating or engaging in any form of coitus
  3. I am using this purely for nerd ammunition against him because he is a huge nerd
  4. ok ily2

 

 

I cant believe you just said coitus

 


 

To: Actual Teddy Bear

 

 

Why is Octavia glaring at her phone, repeating the words Clarke and coitus over and over again?

 

 

Idk shes ur girlfriend you deal with it

 

 

And here I thought friendship was forever

 

 

Nah man I was just using her for the Instagram likes

 

 

Makes sense. She is pretty hot.

 

I take offence to that I am also very hot

 

 

Yeah but with Octavia it’s twice the hot points

 

 

tru

 

Also did you know bellamy’s middle name is bradburry

 

What a nerd

 

BRADBURRY LINCOLN BRADBURRY

 

 

Clarke I think you need sleep

 

 

YOU NEED SLEEP HIS MIDDLE NAME IS BRADBURY


 

 

To: human trash can

 

 

Murphy

 

Is someone dead

 

What this is a perfectly reasonable hour to text someone

 

No the hour is fine ur texting ME

 

 

Bellamy’s middle name is Bradbury

 

That is unfortunate but not the most unfortunate thing about him

 

Also aren’t you guys banging shouldn’t you have figured out his middle name a while ago

 

 

Im leaving this conversation

 

 

U knew what you were getting into

 


 

 

 To: Mechanic Goddess

 

 

RAVEN

 

 

Clarke if you are texting me to inform me that bellamy’s middle name is Bradbury please reconsider your life and the choices youve made leading to this moment

 

Also just fuck him and leave us be

 

 

youre no fun :(

 


 

 

To: Miller the KIller

 

 

Miller

 

Bellamy’s middle name is Bradbury

 

 

that’s cute

 

 

Miller

 

MILLER YOUR NOT REACTING ENOUGH

 

 

*you’re

 

Fuck you youre my least favourite

 

 

Glad to help

 


 

to: Whiz Kid

 

 

 

MONTY

 

 

His middle name is Bradbury we all know

 

Okay then

 

 

You still want those cookies im baking you

 

 

Yes

 


 

 

To: Best Bi Buddies

 

WELLS

 

 

Yes clarkey

 

 

Bellamy’s middle name is Bradbury

 

 

You do remember that I haven’t met the guy yet, right?

 

Like we live in different countries

 

You are my childhood friend who likes to skype me to talk about your “non-romantic” feelings for one bellamy blake

 

 

 

*bellamy Bradbury blake

 

 

Youre not even gonna deny it?

 

 

shut up

 

 

This is a non-verbal conversation

 

shut up

 

 

Love you too

Tell your mom I said hi

also how is that mechanic you keep talking about

she's named after a bird or something

 

 

cock's fine thank you for asking

 

 

shut up

 


 

 To: Lexa Woods

 

 

Lexa bellamy’s name middle name is Bradbury

 

 

Clarke Griffin?

 

 

…. Yes

 

 

Is Bellamy the guy you dumped me over?

 

 

No we broke up because youre a dick

 

 

Fair point

 

Also, that’s an unfortunate middle name

 

 

I KNOW RIGHT

 


 

 

To: Bellamy Bradbury Blake

 

Princess would you stop calling me Bradbury

 

 

Would you stop calling me princess?

 

 

If you want me to

 

 

no no I don't

 

 

Then where is this conversation going?

 

 

Your initials are BBB you’re such a nerd oh my god

 

 

That was on me I should have seen that coming

 


 

 

To: non-nerd Blake

 

 

Octavia?

 

 

The only reason im letting you live is because it’s 7 am and it might be a decent time for some people

Not for me

But im giving you the benefit of the doubt

 

 

 

O this is important

 

 

???

 

 

Im gonna ask your brother out

like on date

im going to ask a man named bellamy bradbury blake out on a romantic date

 

 

!!!

 


 

To: Bellamy Bradbury Blake

 

 

Princess I think you mailed the cake to the wrong address

 

what

 

 

The cake you sent?

 

It says “will you go out with me, brad?”

 

There’s no brad here

 

Also who is brad?

 

Ive never heard you talk about a brad

 

Just curious

 

 

Was there a berry?

 

 

What berry?

 

 

There was supposed to be a berry next to the brad

 

 

Why would there be a berry next to brad??

 

Oh

 

OH

 

 

wow it took you a while

 

i didnt rly expect any less soooo

 

 

Why are you so bad at emotional intimacy

 

 

Says the guy who sent me to break up with his ex-girlfriend FOR him because she was a ‘crier’

 

 

It was ONE TIME I was eighteen let it go??

 

and YOU agreed

 

 

because U asked

 

 

Yes

 

 

??

 

Yes I will go out with you

 

anywhere with you clarke

 

 

 

About time

 

 

About time.