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    In the near distant future, Earth has become more of a shit hole than it already was. However, President Crustings Tringus XV has created the "Cave Dwelling Act of 42069 BC (before cannabis)." This law requires every living thing to be put in a cave. There are caves for everyone and everyone belongs in their cave. One a year, there is a holy holiday called "light day." This is when people leave their caves to soak in the vitamin D and light a good toke.

    This tells the story of one fierce Gungan Daddy named Daddy Binks. He was a legend -- a myth, if you will. Tales of him spread throughout the entire cave systems of the world. His massive lightsaber was the biggest gossip around. Daddy Binks lived in a reserved cave system only for legends called the "Pimp Caves." This is his tale.

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  2. 31 Mar 2020

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    I had never experienced joy before this. Best use of a plot dorito.

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  6. 06 Jun 2016

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    "You put the keesa in the meesa. Now you will get to suka meesa piece 'a meatza." Daddy Binks coos. "Meesa so horneesa."

    I'M OFFICIALLY DEAD AND YOU ARE LOOKING THROUGH BOOKMARKS OF A ZOMBIE. THANK YOU.

  7. 27 May 2016

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  9. 14 Jan 2016

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