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My Immortal Chameleon

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Hi my name is Regan Dark’ness Dementia Emerald Way and I have green scaly skin (that’s how I got my name) and icy lizard eyes like opal orbs and a lot of people tell me I look like Godzilla (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to the snake people, or sneople, running our government at the highest levels but I wish I was because they're major fucking hotties. I’m a vampire but my teeth are regular human teeth and are straight and white (unlike me!). I’m also an assassin, and I live in Parole, a city that is literally on fire. My favorite part of living here is how much it resembles Hell, because I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside. There was ash and soot falling so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Some Eye in the Sky assholes stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Regan!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Evelyn!

“What’s up Evelyn?” I asked.

“Nothing.” she said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.


AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!