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“I’ve Got a Brand New Pair of Handcuffs, He’s Got a Brand New Key”

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Lemme tell ya straight out – Hutch an’ me ain’t gay. Sure we may touch each other a lot and know plenty of personal details about each other’s sleepin’ habits, but that don’t mean nuthin.’ In fact, women are naturally drawn to my masculinity. Just not Lisa Kendrick. All she was drawn to was money. She wanted to use me – not use me. But when Zachary grabbed Hutch an’ Lisa, I sure didn’t care about the money. Only Hutch. Oh yeah, an’ Lisa. Now, I may have Hutch’s handcuffs while he’s holdin’ the key, but that don’t mean nuthin’ either.