Work Header

A Brand New World

Work Text:

In the beginning, there was nothing, and then BOOM, a person with text over their head reading "ADMIN" appeared. This being had god-like powers of creation and destruction. A layer of black and gray substance appeared to be crawling across the nothingness as far as the eye could see, caused by just a clap of his hands. On top of those layers of dark-toned substances, layers of stone mixed in with other minerals rose higher and higher. For 171 feet it rose, continuing higher and higher, with less of certain minerals and more of others. Above that, 12 feet of dirt was slathered and then more, but in this instance, the dirt was mixed in with a stringy system of these roots, which became exponentially thicker over the next three feet until a green grass covered this world as far as the eye could see. But the land was too flat—almost a super flat world—so the god-like person clapped again, and great mountains rose and valleys appeared. Rivers and oceans broke up the endless featureless plane. When the rumbling stopped, ADMIN made trees spring up; oak, dark oak, birch, spruce, mangrove, acacia, and jungle all now covered the previously featureless world. Yet it was still too uniform, so ADMIN created different climates across the world, ranging from desert to tundra, from forest to plains. Except the world held no living creatures, so he created passive animals: sheep, cows, pigs, chickens, and many, many more. But these were all unintelligent mobs, so then ADMIN made humanoid creatures with long noses and joined arms. The creatures, using the resources around them, built villages and became known as "Villagers." Until now, the world had been bathed in light, but because the world needed sleep, ADMIN created darkness, a day-night cycle. With the night came "hostile mobs", mobs meant to cause destruction everywhere the darkness touched. These new mobs, from where they came no one knew, entered the peaceful villages of the villagers and destroyed houses and killed many of them. ADMIN did not like this, so he created two new kinds of mobs to defend against these hostile creatures. The Iron Golem and the Snow Golem would be placed in every village to protect the villagers at night and keep watch during work hours in the day. His work finished, he created a frame of dark purple with a vortex of shifting purple in the center leading to a hellish realm, leaving this one in peace. As the screen fades to black, words appear reading:

The End.

But as the screen brightens, we see a new person appear with the name Steve.

The End?