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chisato's really sad backstory

Summary:

chisato is the worst bandori characte rr ever
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Notes:

hi if you know me because i am the effortlessly perfect nostaw i am MIA because school sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also i just want to focus on myself, very relaxing yet isolating) and i lost the password to my old ao3 accounth that's fun (

 

school currently has me on the brink of giving up i've had 30 panic attacks within the past few weeks which all resulted in my parents, teacher, and therapist pushing me aside in their attempts to console me. although their attempts were futile; i felt and still feel as a shallow husk of skin, for i amount to nothing.

basically this is my second essay crisis for no reason and why the fuck am i venting on ao3 #nyubarareona

anyways!!!! might upload more dumb shit that i made in the past like luka at scc, ian from rhythm doctor going to hell, charlotte of making fiends in clamburg doing something, george killing kasumi and performing a ritual with good kid and neil cicierega to let george control her body, ia works at good burger and tries to kill joe hawley or whatever else i have in google docs

also follow @aubreyswifeandgfuwu or you're a disgusting cretin

Chapter 1: chisato's super sad backstory: PArt one... 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chisato was a normal girl, everything she did was normal. She had a normal life and what not. However, it all changed when she went to the supermarket.

“Okay…so mom wants some bananas,” Chisato glanced at the shopping list. “Seems easy enough.”

Chisato walked over to the bananas, opening the bag and placing them in. Once the bag was tied, she walked towards the cash register, but didn’t notice what awaited her.

A caution sign.

She walked into the sign, tripping into it which caused her to get a concussion. She could not see, it hurt so much.

“OW!!!” Chisato fell. “THAT HRUTS AAAGHGHHGBHHH!!!”!!”

 

And she fell into a slumber, one which she had to suffer for 9 weeks. Eventually she woke up.

“Ah, where am I?” Chisato looked around, seeing no one right beside her. The doctor approached her.

“You’re awake.” He smiled. “How do you feel?”

“I dunno…what happened?!”

“You tripped over the caution sign and that caused you to get comatosed for 9 weeks.”

Chisato was not surprised—in fact, that sounds like her—she frowned.

“Where are my parents?”

The doctor frowned. “Uhm, how do I say this…?”

Uh oh.

“I have yet to see them. In fact, someone with orange hair brought you here.”

Orange hair? Who could have orange hair? She doesn’t know anyone with orange hair. Chisato sighed, all of this was so fucking confusing.

“Wait, you look kinda familiar.” Chisato looked at the doctor.

“I’m Hero from OMORI, you may know me from that.”

That’s right, the game Chisato fucking hates. Chisato scoffed.

“HERO?! I HATE YOUR GAME!” She blurted.

Hero awkwardly chuckled. “Hahaha, that’s so fun—”

“DON’T LAUGH WITH ME!” she got out from her bed, ready to leave

“CHISATO CALM DOWN!” He began to tackle her, so she wouldn’t escape. Chisato bit his arm, causing him to wince in pain.

Chisato wiped tears running down her face. “Just let me go…please.”

No response. Not to mention a pool of blood began forming, did Chisato kill Hero? Uh oh. Chisato jumped out the window and only fractured her skull. She didn’t know where she was.

She began to run away to the nearest place she could fine, she was tired. She broke a house window and jumped inside, hoping no one would notice. What a day.

“Oi! What are you doing?” she heard a voice calling her out. Chisato turned around, revealing THE BAND STRAY KIDS?? NO WAY!! CHISATO HATED STRAY KIDS.

 

“EW…STRAY KIDS?!” Chisato felt herself gag a bit merely by the name. Stray kids was the worst! In fact, she much rather listen to super junior, the totally wholesome and definitely not problematic band!

Felix grabbed Chisato’s neck and threw her on the ground. “Bitch what did you say?”

 

“HAHAHAH DID I SAY SOMETHING?!!” Chisato slapped herself. “I WAS JOKING!!! AHAHAHhajaohs”

hYUNjin brought out a sledge hammer and bashed it against Chisato’s skull. She fell into a daze, clutching onto her head.

“You do NOT talk shit about our band, we are a great band,” I.N chimed in. “In fact, we are going to play for you until you lose your mind!”

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—”

“SHUT UP!” They all yelled in unison and began to sing for Chisato.

“딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes

““딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes“딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes”

Chisato could not take it anymore so she looked for the clorox bleach and took like 50 shots, it did not kill her. OH god. How could she escape stray kids?!!! She grabbed the phone and dialed 911.

 

Kudo shinichi of detective conan suddenly appeared!!!

“Wow, are you Shinichi Kudo (工藤 新一 Kudō Shin'ichi?) is the high school detective, narrator and main protagonist of the manga and anime Detective Conan. While on a date with his childhood friend (later girlfriend) Ran Mouri, Shinichi encounters two men from a secret criminal organization who force feed him a strange poison that causes his body to shrink back to first grade age. Shinichi takes up the alias Conan Edogawa and plans to use his immense skill as a detective to make Ran's bumbling private detective father famous in hopes that he will find a case involving the secret organization so he can expose its crimes and acquire an antidote that will turn him back into a teenager?” Chisato asked.

“Yeah, what the fuck is going on.” he asked.

Changbin brought out a pipe bomb and planted it. “HAHAHHAHAA!!!! HAVE FUN ESCAPING!!” And with that all the stray kid members quickly left. At least they’re gone.

Both looked at the pipe bomb, ready to combust at any moment.

“I’m scared…” Chisato frowned.

“I’ll take you to target.”

“Ok!”

 

So they went to walmart, chisato still being clueless. Upon entering she quickly grabbed a shopping cart and put useless shit in like chips, she loved chips!!! She also bought a toy bass—she loves bass now for some fucking reason—and walked to the cashier.

“Hi GASA4A cashier.” Kudo brought out his wallet. “I found this girl in the midst of a pipe bomb combusting, so I’m just buying her essentials like…chips?”

“Whatever.” The cashier rolled his eyes. “That’ll be $9999999999999.”

“CHISATO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU—” Before kudo could finish his sentence, chisato was already gone. Where the fuck did she run off to?

“Excuse me for a minute.” Kudo began running out of the store.

“WAIT!” The cashier called out. “GO PAY FOR THIS SHIT.”

“NO!”

“IT WASN’T A QUESTION.”

They began arguing and chisato could clearly hear it. She was currently hiding in the bushes, but that would proven to be a bad idea. They’re getting closer, shit. Chisato ran away into some random direction, but didn’t go into a random house, but where could she go? She decided to run into some restaurant before situating herself. However, while walking, she saw someone very familiar flying. WAS THAT KASUMI?!?!! SHE BEGAN TO CALL OUT HER NAME.

“KASUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KASUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!” Chisato called out to her. Kasumi teleported because she is god.

“Yo Chisato!” Kasumi smiled. “What’s up?”

Chisato began to cry. “OH IT’S BEEN AWFUL! LET ME STAY WITH YOU PLEASE IVE BEEN COMATOSED FOR 9 WEEKS AND PSYCHOS ARE AFTER ME!”

“Okay!” Kasumi turned into half ghost and brought chisato over to her house. Upon entering, chisato felt herself nauseated at the sight of both damp and charli d'amelio merch. Whatever, she shouldn’t talk shit—as we already know what happened.

 

“So…we should probably get your life back together.” Kasumi handed her some clothes. “These are mine, but you can have them.”

Chisato put them on, and they surprisingly fit her pretty well.

“Kasumi what’s all that noise—-” A girl with brown hair walked into the room. She had a red dress. “Oh, you have a visitor?”

“Oh, Girlfriend! Perfect timing, you see I brought my friend Chisato here because she has nowhere to go. I don’t know how long she’ll be staying here.”

“Uhm…okay?” Girlfriend walked towards the pantry. “Kasumi, why is it empty?”

“I gave it all to Chisato!”

Girlfriend felt herself getting a bit frustrated. “Whatever, I’ll just go back to my room.”

“Chisato will sleep in your room, you can have the couch!” Kasumi smiled, thinking nothing wrong of it.

“OKAY!” Girlfriend sighed, obviously frustrated at how Kasumi was treating chisato superior. As much as she wanted to scream, she wouldn’t. Besides, Chisato has been through enough if she has nowhere to stay.

“Can I have a bag of chips—” Girlfriend wanted to ask before Chisato growled at her.

“NO!” She growled. “These are mine, and MINE only. Get your own. Do you not realize how much I went through to get this?”

“We could share—”

“NO MEANS NO!” Chisato stormed off into her room and noticed girlfriend’s ipad. She quickly unlocked it and began to use it. For some reason, girlfriend has MHA tabs open so Chisato decided to binge watch MHA.

 

On the other side of the door, Kasumi and Girlfriend pondered on what to do with Chisato.

 

“How old is she?” Girlfriend frowned.

“Like 17.”

“Let’s take her to our HS, so she’ll get her shit together she’s so fucking annoying.”

“Girlfriend! Don’t say that, besides, she’s been through enough.”

“SHE IS SELFI—”

“Okay, we’ll take her to school tomorrow. Go to sleep, i’ll be in my room if you need to.” Kasumi hopped to her room.

Girlfriend needed to get rid of Chisato, but first, befriending the enemy should not be hard.

Notes:

should i post my other old crackfics

Chapter 2: part two. very sad. super sad.

Summary:

chisato does something dumb

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

THE NEXT DAY!! WOOHIOOOOoo

 

Chisato woke up, feeling refreshed after binging mha at 5 am. Her favorite character was bakugo, she could really sympathize with his anger issues!! She decided to act kinda angsty because she loved him she wanted to be him!!

“CHISSSaaaTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Kasumi yelled. “WE’RE GOING TO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOL COME WITH US!!!!!!”

sCHOOL? SINC EHWNE?!!?!? Chisato cried and walked up to Kasumi. “UGH, YOU REALLLY THINK SCHOOL IS MY THING?!”

“Chisato, you need to finish your education if you want to be a functioning member of society. The behavior you’re demonstrating is radiating “i am unhinged” energy. So you’re either getting your sorry ass ready for school, or im taking you back to the hospital.” Girlfriend sighed.

 

Chisato was speechless, HOW DARE GIRLFRIEND TALK LIKE THAT!!! Chisato made a mental note, KILL GIRLFRIEND!

So they all got on the magic school bus. Mrs. Frizzle did a 360 on the highway, causing the bus to crash, before flipping and crashing into the gym! They arrived on time.

Kasumi, Girlfriend, and Chisato all walked to the office. The headmaster of the school, lisa gaming, was on the computer doing nothing.

“What do you want? Can’t you see im tyring to wreck homes in bloxburg.” she snarled.

Kasumi smiled. “You see, Chisato is new to this school and—”

“Just take her with you, now stop bothering me!”

 

“Ok…” Kasumi sighed and they all went to their first class. It was visual arts 1 with gingerbrave. They walked into the room and sat down.

“Who is this?” Gingerbrave looked at Chisato.

Chisato crossed her arms. “Hey you stupid little cookie, don’t you speak to me like that! I’ll eat you!”

“I JUST ASKED WHO YOU WERE?!”

“Chisato…Shiragasi Chisato.”

Gingerbrave logged onto infinite campus and checked his roster. “You’re not on here.”

“SHUT UP!” Chisato grabbed gingerbrave and began to gnaw on him. He eventually shriveled up and died. Everyone looked at Chisato in terror. Chisato walked to the whiteboard.

“I AM CHISATO, I TEACH THIS CLASS NOW! NOW, ALLM YOU, DRAW ME AND MAKE ME SUPER PRETTY!”

SO they did just that before chisato turned into a cannibal. Everyone turned in their artwork and chisato reviewed it one by one.

They were all fine, except for one. One of them was imperfect.

“Uhh… could tendo akane come over for a second?” Chisato looked at the paper, confused.

“Here!” Akane ran up to the desk. “What’s wrong?”

“wHAT THE FUUCK IS THIS?! DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A SHRIVLE DUP MOON CRATER THAT PROBABLHY HASNT HAD WATER FOR LIKE 4 YEARS?!! I AM PUTTING YOU IN THE CHOKEY!”

“Miss, i’m afraid you’re just a stude—”

Chisato grabbed akane and tried to throw her into the chokey (like the thing from matilda). However, chisato didn’t know that akane was actually really good at martial arts so she beat her up!

 

“Sorry miss, but I’m afraid I don’t belong there. You’re lucky I have no intention of slamming you inside whatever that prison is.”

Chisato winced, “MARK MY WORDS…TENDO AKANE! I WILL GET YOU!”

Chisato made a mental note, tendo akane is an enemy! She must destroy her, along with girlfriend. Speaking of which, both kasumi and girlfriend ignored the whole thing because they just skipped class in the bathroom. Eventually, the bell rang and kasumi walked to chisato.

“Uhm..our next class is civics with will wood.”

WILL WOOD?!! CHISATO HATED WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS!! She also hated good kid a lot!!! But they wont appear!! Chisato sighed.

“Kasumi, I HATE WILL WOOD!” Chisato crossed her arms. “DO YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY IN HIS CLASS?!”

“Oh, but i actually like the normal album.” Kasumi showed her mp3, which was playing the normal album.

“Whatever, i’m not going to will wood’s class!” chisato punched kasumi and walked away.

Chisato just wandered around the school, confused on what to do until she saw the cafeteria. Wow!! Is that where the cool kids hang out? Chisato saw some cool kids and wanted to be friends with them.

“GIRLFRIEND?! YOU’RE IN THE COOL KIDS CLUB?!” chisato noticed her in the group.

“I don’t even know you.” Girlfriend lied. “Just ignore her, she’s a psychopath.”

The group began to walk away, laughing. But chisato would not take no for an answer! She began to follow the group.

“Wanna be friends?” Chisato asked. “I’m very cool!”

“Cool, you?” one snickered and pushed her aside. Ugh! Chisato really wanted to be a cool kid but they wouldn’t let her. She grabbed girlfriend and pulled her aside.

“If i pay you uh…$50 will you let me in the group?”

Girlfriend thought for a bit, at this rate she didn’t care. She took the money. “Okay, you can be with us but don’t embarrass me.”

“Ok!”

Chisato walked with the group, they seemed like nice people! They all walked up to a girl with orange hair…wait. Orange hair? That sounds familiar, but it’s whatever.

“Hey you!” a group member pinned the orange haired girl against the wall. “Give us your lunch money, we need it.”

“HEY! BACK OFF, CREEP!” The orange hair girl kicked them. Wow! Chisato thought that was cool, she decided to walk up to the orange hair lady.

“Hey you uh…person. I am going to hit you!” Chisato raised her fist.

“WAIT YOU’RE THE GIRL I—” Chisato punched her. Everyone at the group looked at chisato because they thought she was super cool!

“WOW! YOU DID THAT?!!” A group member walked up to her. “You’re such a baddie.”

“Wow!! What are your guys names please introduce.” Chisato said because plot.

“I’m botan,” the lion with silver hair said. She carried an ak-47 with her.

“Spongebob,” spongebob looked emoily away from chisato.

“I’m ringo starr,” ringo starr got his drum kit out. “I’m a very good drummer. The best drummer.”

“You already know me.” girlfriend rolled her eyes.

 

“I’m zacarie.” zaracrie from the 2008 french hit indie game off said or something i dunno it’s 1:16 am.

“I’m anya forger!” anya said. “I’m 4.”

“I’m chisato!” Chisato finally introduced herself. “I’m a baddie, do not mess with me or my bf bakugo.”

“Ok.” everyone but girlfriend said. Girlfriend needed a new group, this group was not safe! They were the loser group, and gf needed to migrate.

Girlfriend walked up to good kid because they were in the hallway. She didn’t know much about the group, but she knew chisharto HATED them.

“Ru guys goodkid.”

“Yeah.” jon the drummer said, “What do you need?”

“Chisato, the blonde over there HATES you guys! You should give her a piece of your mind.”

“A good kid hateR?!” nick, the lead vocalist gasped. “HOW COULD A GOOD KID HATER EXIST?!”

Michael the bassist agreed. “Yeah, that’s just unheard of!!!!”

“We should beat her up!” david and jacob the guitarists said at the same time. Everyone agreed and they all approached chisato.

“Hey chisato.” girlfriend smiled, “these guys wanna be friends with you.”

“EWWW IT’S GOOD KID!!”” CHISATO cried and began running away, crying because she was so sad. Good kid chased after her. They all began to pull on her hair and they threw her into an incinerator, turning it on.

“Lmao rip.” girlfriend laughed and she went to white castle with good kid.

 

Tina from ayakashi akashi noticed the incinerator was on and quickly turned it off, because she needed to dispose of a rotting corpse. She opened the incinerator and was shocked to find chi/sato inside!!!

 

“Oh my god dear, who did this to you?!”

Chisato could not speak, she was coughing so badly. Tina quickly got her out of the incinerator and placed her down.

“Holy shit, you’re ugly. We need to get you a makeover!” Tina grabbed chisato and pulled her to the makeup studio that tina has in the school for some reason. She did her makeup and she looked so kawaii now.

“There! Now you look so hot and every boy will love you!!! And girl!!”

Chisato smiled. “Wow, i’ll finally be a super hot kawaii anime girl?”

“Mhm!”

Chisato stormed out, very happily. She wanted to see if she could really be a hot gal. since everyone was not in the halls, she entered a random classroom.

 

“Okay class.” the teacher, hh from hhgregg explained the class stuff. “You need to partner up with someone to create a dress!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we’ll use this model to test it.”

Hh pointed at chisato. “Yes you’ll do fine, take a seat you must be late.”

Chisato liked dresses so she agreed, she sat down and waited for her partner. Apparently it was gonna be chosen randomly by the teacher.

“Chisato…you can be with justin from lankybox.”

“Who the fuck is that

 

So chisato went with lankybox and they went home. Gf was very mad and tried to kill thwem, dirivng lankybox away and chisato was sad bcuz she kinda liked him so she half assed the dress and started to watch mha edits. She picked up her toy bass and wrote a terrible song abt bakugo and posted it on tiktok. She listened to abcedfu and slept with that on.

The next day she went back to 1st period, gingerbrave was dsead so the new teacher was jack stauber and he wanted to draw cover art for his albums. So they were gonna do that. Chisato felt so bored that she excused herself from the classroom to wander off. This time kasumi followed her bcuz she was worried.

Chisato found her friend group again and they all decided to bully neil cicierega because he was dating a horse. They set twilight on fire and laughed. Chisato was having so much fun!!!! Kasumi went looking for her and came across weezer!!

Not the band, like carl w(h)eezer.

“What ru doing.” asked kasumi.

“I’m depressed.” he said

“Why.”

“Because no one likes me.”

“I will like you.”

“Ok!”

Kasumi then slammed his head against the locker killing him although she didnt know and continued looking for chisato.

Chisato was sitting in some bench and the gang went to get ice cream. Chisato rewalizzed she liked zarachrie from off for some fucking reason!!! So she confssed, he said no, and they date because thats how That works I think. Then they broke up like 54959590590595009059505909340943043943094090344404499459904-34-0320-320-32-03-0394039305 times and whatever. Chisato was so sad she became emo and saw tally hall!!

Chisato hated tally hall so she tried to kill them but they did magic i dont know she died the end

Notes:

currently going through an anxiety ridden essay crisis along with no motivation to continue this! i wrote this like almost 2 months ago and have not touched the doc ever since. how the fuck can i continue this