Chapter Text
Chisato was a normal girl, everything she did was normal. She had a normal life and what not. However, it all changed when she went to the supermarket.
“Okay…so mom wants some bananas,” Chisato glanced at the shopping list. “Seems easy enough.”
Chisato walked over to the bananas, opening the bag and placing them in. Once the bag was tied, she walked towards the cash register, but didn’t notice what awaited her.
A caution sign.
She walked into the sign, tripping into it which caused her to get a concussion. She could not see, it hurt so much.
“OW!!!” Chisato fell. “THAT HRUTS AAAGHGHHGBHHH!!!”!!”
And she fell into a slumber, one which she had to suffer for 9 weeks. Eventually she woke up.
“Ah, where am I?” Chisato looked around, seeing no one right beside her. The doctor approached her.
“You’re awake.” He smiled. “How do you feel?”
“I dunno…what happened?!”
“You tripped over the caution sign and that caused you to get comatosed for 9 weeks.”
Chisato was not surprised—in fact, that sounds like her—she frowned.
“Where are my parents?”
The doctor frowned. “Uhm, how do I say this…?”
Uh oh.
“I have yet to see them. In fact, someone with orange hair brought you here.”
Orange hair? Who could have orange hair? She doesn’t know anyone with orange hair. Chisato sighed, all of this was so fucking confusing.
“Wait, you look kinda familiar.” Chisato looked at the doctor.
“I’m Hero from OMORI, you may know me from that.”
That’s right, the game Chisato fucking hates. Chisato scoffed.
“HERO?! I HATE YOUR GAME!” She blurted.
Hero awkwardly chuckled. “Hahaha, that’s so fun—”
“DON’T LAUGH WITH ME!” she got out from her bed, ready to leave
“CHISATO CALM DOWN!” He began to tackle her, so she wouldn’t escape. Chisato bit his arm, causing him to wince in pain.
Chisato wiped tears running down her face. “Just let me go…please.”
No response. Not to mention a pool of blood began forming, did Chisato kill Hero? Uh oh. Chisato jumped out the window and only fractured her skull. She didn’t know where she was.
She began to run away to the nearest place she could fine, she was tired. She broke a house window and jumped inside, hoping no one would notice. What a day.
“Oi! What are you doing?” she heard a voice calling her out. Chisato turned around, revealing THE BAND STRAY KIDS?? NO WAY!! CHISATO HATED STRAY KIDS.
“EW…STRAY KIDS?!” Chisato felt herself gag a bit merely by the name. Stray kids was the worst! In fact, she much rather listen to super junior, the totally wholesome and definitely not problematic band!
Felix grabbed Chisato’s neck and threw her on the ground. “Bitch what did you say?”
“HAHAHAH DID I SAY SOMETHING?!!” Chisato slapped herself. “I WAS JOKING!!! AHAHAHhajaohs”
hYUNjin brought out a sledge hammer and bashed it against Chisato’s skull. She fell into a daze, clutching onto her head.
“You do NOT talk shit about our band, we are a great band,” I.N chimed in. “In fact, we are going to play for you until you lose your mind!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—”
“SHUT UP!” They all yelled in unison and began to sing for Chisato.
“딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes
““딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes“딱히 부족함이 없지 I'm saucin', livin' in big Seoul city 다소곳한 모습 없이 따라 하는 쟤 빨래대처럼 널림 우리가 하면 핑 다 쓰러지고 볼링 솟은 어깨 마치 everest (everest) 꺾일 리 없이 매일 상승세 (상승세) 내가 뜨면 모두 고개들을 조심해 매일 트렌드를 바꾸고 새로 고침 해 (cling, cling) Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 삐리빠라삐리뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 통 큰 바지 손에 움켜쥐고 걸어, 걸어 루즈핏의 박스티는 바람에 펄럭펄럭 구구 년생 셀럽 거머리처럼 딱 붙지 길거리의 비둘기도 구구대며 follow me 길고양이도 넋이 나간 모습 미어캣 머리에 피도 안 마른 젊은 피를 시험해 신바람 나잖아 지금 이 feel이 나를 알아봤다면 you're not silly Chitty, chitty bang 복잡한 규칙은 빼 ey Chippy, chippy bang 나사를 하나 더 빼 ey Chillin', chillin', yeah, every day I'm chillin' yeah 자유로운 몸짓에 빠져들어 look at me Oh, you can't resist it Oh, 몸부림쳐 봐도 Oh, 나의 주문에 춤춰 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 삐리빠라삐리 뱀 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 튀지 않으려 해도 눈에 띄어 right, I know Upload hashtag "we'regoingup" yeah, we flying around 지나친 관심 oh, 쏠려 내게로 피곤해도 It can't be helped yeah-yeah 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer yes 너무 charmer, I'm the charmer Charmer, charmer, charmer Charmer, yes 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 돌아버리고 별이 보이죠 별거 안 해도 빛이 나는 몸 Charmer, charmer, charmer, charmer 넌 못 참아, I'm the charmer yes”
Chisato could not take it anymore so she looked for the clorox bleach and took like 50 shots, it did not kill her. OH god. How could she escape stray kids?!!! She grabbed the phone and dialed 911.
Kudo shinichi of detective conan suddenly appeared!!!
“Wow, are you Shinichi Kudo (工藤 新一 Kudō Shin'ichi?) is the high school detective, narrator and main protagonist of the manga and anime Detective Conan. While on a date with his childhood friend (later girlfriend) Ran Mouri, Shinichi encounters two men from a secret criminal organization who force feed him a strange poison that causes his body to shrink back to first grade age. Shinichi takes up the alias Conan Edogawa and plans to use his immense skill as a detective to make Ran's bumbling private detective father famous in hopes that he will find a case involving the secret organization so he can expose its crimes and acquire an antidote that will turn him back into a teenager?” Chisato asked.
“Yeah, what the fuck is going on.” he asked.
Changbin brought out a pipe bomb and planted it. “HAHAHHAHAA!!!! HAVE FUN ESCAPING!!” And with that all the stray kid members quickly left. At least they’re gone.
Both looked at the pipe bomb, ready to combust at any moment.
“I’m scared…” Chisato frowned.
“I’ll take you to target.”
“Ok!”
So they went to walmart, chisato still being clueless. Upon entering she quickly grabbed a shopping cart and put useless shit in like chips, she loved chips!!! She also bought a toy bass—she loves bass now for some fucking reason—and walked to the cashier.
“Hi GASA4A cashier.” Kudo brought out his wallet. “I found this girl in the midst of a pipe bomb combusting, so I’m just buying her essentials like…chips?”
“Whatever.” The cashier rolled his eyes. “That’ll be $9999999999999.”
“CHISATO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU—” Before kudo could finish his sentence, chisato was already gone. Where the fuck did she run off to?
“Excuse me for a minute.” Kudo began running out of the store.
“WAIT!” The cashier called out. “GO PAY FOR THIS SHIT.”
“NO!”
“IT WASN’T A QUESTION.”
They began arguing and chisato could clearly hear it. She was currently hiding in the bushes, but that would proven to be a bad idea. They’re getting closer, shit. Chisato ran away into some random direction, but didn’t go into a random house, but where could she go? She decided to run into some restaurant before situating herself. However, while walking, she saw someone very familiar flying. WAS THAT KASUMI?!?!! SHE BEGAN TO CALL OUT HER NAME.
“KASUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KASUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!” Chisato called out to her. Kasumi teleported because she is god.
“Yo Chisato!” Kasumi smiled. “What’s up?”
Chisato began to cry. “OH IT’S BEEN AWFUL! LET ME STAY WITH YOU PLEASE IVE BEEN COMATOSED FOR 9 WEEKS AND PSYCHOS ARE AFTER ME!”
“Okay!” Kasumi turned into half ghost and brought chisato over to her house. Upon entering, chisato felt herself nauseated at the sight of both damp and charli d'amelio merch. Whatever, she shouldn’t talk shit—as we already know what happened.
“So…we should probably get your life back together.” Kasumi handed her some clothes. “These are mine, but you can have them.”
Chisato put them on, and they surprisingly fit her pretty well.
“Kasumi what’s all that noise—-” A girl with brown hair walked into the room. She had a red dress. “Oh, you have a visitor?”
“Oh, Girlfriend! Perfect timing, you see I brought my friend Chisato here because she has nowhere to go. I don’t know how long she’ll be staying here.”
“Uhm…okay?” Girlfriend walked towards the pantry. “Kasumi, why is it empty?”
“I gave it all to Chisato!”
Girlfriend felt herself getting a bit frustrated. “Whatever, I’ll just go back to my room.”
“Chisato will sleep in your room, you can have the couch!” Kasumi smiled, thinking nothing wrong of it.
“OKAY!” Girlfriend sighed, obviously frustrated at how Kasumi was treating chisato superior. As much as she wanted to scream, she wouldn’t. Besides, Chisato has been through enough if she has nowhere to stay.
“Can I have a bag of chips—” Girlfriend wanted to ask before Chisato growled at her.
“NO!” She growled. “These are mine, and MINE only. Get your own. Do you not realize how much I went through to get this?”
“We could share—”
“NO MEANS NO!” Chisato stormed off into her room and noticed girlfriend’s ipad. She quickly unlocked it and began to use it. For some reason, girlfriend has MHA tabs open so Chisato decided to binge watch MHA.
On the other side of the door, Kasumi and Girlfriend pondered on what to do with Chisato.
“How old is she?” Girlfriend frowned.
“Like 17.”
“Let’s take her to our HS, so she’ll get her shit together she’s so fucking annoying.”
“Girlfriend! Don’t say that, besides, she’s been through enough.”
“SHE IS SELFI—”
“Okay, we’ll take her to school tomorrow. Go to sleep, i’ll be in my room if you need to.” Kasumi hopped to her room.
Girlfriend needed to get rid of Chisato, but first, befriending the enemy should not be hard.