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Say it with Fruit

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It takes a while for Fraser to realize that something is up.

At first, it’s only a banana. Fraser likes bananas, so he thanks Ray graciously and enjoys his tasty and nutritious snack.

The cucumber is more suspicious, but then who is he to judge American culinary customs?

The eggplant, however, is just plain ridiculous.

“Ray, what on earth is this?” he asks as he shakes the fruit at his partner. “Is there a reason you’re keeping me supplied with a constant stream of phallic shaped food?”

Ray shrugs his shoulders and walks off into the other room, whistling loudly.