Chapter 1: Opening
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Good day! You've likely gone through the description and notes, so we both know what you're here for. I'm an unfortunate writer with a penchant for horror and fictional characters who has a terribly strong love for Overwatch. The game plan for this work is to take requests, whether they be headcanon lists like the classic request-a-prompt or alphabet styling, all the way to oneshots. Overwatch has been a special interest of mine for almost FIVE years now (which is kind of unbelievable, because it feels like only yesterday I was picking up Moira, my first main, for the first time…) and I have very strong opinions on all of the characters and how they behave/react/feel, so this is an outlet to channel that!
Whatever's on your mind (and quite possibly mine) I can give a go at putting in words. I love writing scenarios/prompts that you all come up with as well! Bear in mind that there are a few important rules/guidelines :
- Please be polite/patient with me. I lose my will to do things very fast and write at my own leisure.
- There are some subjects I will not write about . I won’t write anything that would fall under the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat umbrella (non-con, incest, etc.) Don’t ask me to.
- I’m not going to write about Winston, Echo, Orisa or Bastion, which hopefully isn’t too much of a surprise, UNLESS it’s platonic. I also won’t write Torb, because I’m not breaking up his family of 14.
- I will write : the basic stuff, platonic relationships, poly relationships, NSFW, etc. Know that some, if not all, of this work may end up being the headcanon-style of writing these things.
- I can try my hand at character ships, but keep in mind that it’s ultimately at my discretion. (I’m never going to write Gency, you could not pay me to write Gency.)
- You can request multiple characters at once, of course, and if you want to request a whole bunch, I’ve divided the cast into groups you can request! Those groups are full cast, Overwatch, Talon (which will include Maximilien), and Blackwatch. If you want to request a specific character in an era separate from the current-day Overwatch era, just specify! (ex: Strike Commander Jack.)
… Those are actually all of the notes that I can think of, so… yeah. Have at it, but please note that I may not end up doing every request - I am an unfortunately flawed being that happens to be displeased with some of my writing, so a request may go forever unposted :'}
Thank you for your time, understanding and (hopefully) request! I am an autistic student with Awful time management and little focus, so writing/publishing time may change around that. Nevertheless, I give it the good ol’ college try.
Chapter 2: Sigma/Researcher Reader
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“Hiiiiii! Can I have your thoughts on Dr de Kuiper/Reader who is a researcher or otherwise fellow scientist in the lab? NSFW highly encouraged 🤌🤌” — Anon
I have many thoughts on this subject. (Perhaps too many…?)
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- There’s little Siebren loves more than his job, and that ‘little’ happens to be you. From the time you first came to work with him, he’s always been tripping over himself and pulling out all the stops to impress you, even if he wasn’t conscious of it.
- After you get together, it’s like working in a lab with your best friend. Something bothering you? He’ll do his best to take care of it. Forget the data sheet you needed? He actually noticed you left it behind and brought it along. Siebren discounts these things as reflex, but they’re definite ways to know he cares for you.
- Since he’s always rambling on and on at any given point during the day, you become the most reliable person to ground him. Sometimes you get dragged out of your own work just to break his hyperfocus, and even though it may seem like a burden to others, he’s always ready to make it up to you some other way.
- Much of what you talk about is work-oriented, which isn’t because you have nothing else to discuss, but because he’s absolutely brimming with excitement to hear your thoughts on just about everything science. No conversation ever gets boring, either, because he’s essentially a walking science Wikipedia (and that’s not to mention the frightful amount of general trivia he knows, either.)
- If you happen to be clumsy or forgetful, you're in luck; Siebren always has an eye out for you and double-checks everything anyways. He’ll gently tease you about it, though.
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- Firmly against doing any kind of fooling around in or anywhere close to your research areas. His private office, though? That’s a much different story, and thankfully it’s only a few corridors away from where you usually are.
- He’s always fairly stubborn about trying to get work done while he’s sitting at his desk, but if you bother him enough he caves pretty quickly. This is the perfect time to either cockwarm him/ride him until he gives up, knocks those boring papers away and takes you over his desk.
Chapter 3: Fastball Zenyatta/Reader (NSFW)
Summary:
“I'd loove some Fastball Zenny x male reader action where Zen gets the heat of his life from his loving partner after a won game of baseball, haha.” — Batmanesports
Writing Omnic-centric shenanigans is always a little challenging solely because there are so many interpretations of whether they can even feel sexual pleasure; I’ve gone with the one where they make Omnic dicks + bonus sensitive spots. I doubt Zen would give attachments much thought pre-relationship, so let’s assume you bought him one as an unbirthday present or something. Anyways, robot blowjob.
(I feel like this may not have been exactly what you had in mind, but... yeah this is what happened)
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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- “Yeah, he throws orbs around all the time, but not with his arm!”
- Before Zenyatta even steps (floats) up to the plate, an aggressive debate about whether he should even be allowed to pitch takes shape. This entire ordeal raises many other questions; shouldn’t that theoretical pitching ban then apply to Jack because of the SEP drugs? Should we ban anyone with a strong enough throwing arm to kill, and how many people would that be? Why would Zenyatta of all people go out of his way to tryhard a silly baseball game?
- Eventually, Lúcio gets tired of watching the arguments and decides that Zen will just have to be the referee. That’s the only thing everyone agreed on all day.
- It takes hours, but your team finally claims victory over a very displeased-looking captain Hana and her crew. Everyone sets off to get a post-game snack, but you, however, go straight for the darling referee that's attempting to find exactly where the baseball went when the game ended.
- “Congratulations, dear. You seem rather enthused,” Zen comments, and you pull him off the field before he can start any discussions. It’s a little difficult, given that his wrists are metal and your palms are sweating, but he’s pretty good at guessing where you’re taking him — as well as why — and floating along obediently. You nearly kick in the door to one of the nearest conference rooms (which had been out of use ever since Overwatch shut down… until now) and manage to regain your dexterity long enough to lock it. Then it’s time to turn your attention back to Zenyatta.
- With your face pressed against his, you can feel the way his body shudders with a sigh when you grip slim waist; it’s like he was designed to be grabbed like that. Sliding your hands under his jersey gives you perfect access to some of his more sensitive wiring — tucked away around his waist — and judging by the way he’s gripping your shoulders… you've got the right wires.
- You’re sure if he could produce anything besides heavy breaths he’d be offering to take care of you first, as always, so you take the initiative to let him no that there’s no way your post-sport adrenaline is letting him lead. He offers no contest as you lean him back against one of the long tables, finally allowing himself to touch the ground, in order to more easily slide his pants down to take him into your mouth.
- Normally you wouldn’t take all of him at once, but seeing the typically-eloquent Zenyatta cave in on himself with only a little of your attention grants you with an overwhelming sense of pride. His hand rests atop your head, granting you the privilege of a gentle tug on your hair whenever you run your tongue along his length or purposefully take your time holding him up to the hilt in your mouth. That extra time gives you a moment to savor the soft, beautiful gasps and whimpers that he tries so hard to hold back.
- When he climaxes, it takes you a second to remember that nothing actually comes out, and then you’re grateful for no cleanup. You gently pull off of him — after allowing him time to ride it out, of course — and stand up, putting your arms around his chest as he leans against you for support.
- You share a peaceful silence holding each other as Zenyatta collects himself. Then he taps on your arm to get your attention.
- “Care for a closer?”
- He’s a good sport.
Notes:
This is my attempt to incorporate baseball slang lol. A closer is (according to Google) “relief pitcher (closing pitcher) who is consistently used to ‘close’ or finish a game by getting the final outs.” He’s a very attentive boyfriend even when he gets embarrassed...
if there are any typos pretend there aren't i've given up on proofreading
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