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Nordic Ancestry

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Nordic Ancestry

by Belladonna


I'm not sure what this whole thing with the health shakes, which are disgusting if you ask me, and the fasting should bring. Other than being alternately sick or hungry. Or both.


It seems to do something for him, I guess. He'll never know that I've cheated a bit by having a nice sandwich and fries when he wasn't there.


But the sex is fantastic. We're probably so insatiable because we haven't eaten anything. Who knows?


People always joke about his nordic ancestry, and what do you know?

All of this proves he really is a viking in the sack.