THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS REVELATION
I literally have no idea what you’re talking about
HOW DARE YOU
You wanna tell me what’s going on?
Or can I go back to my music?
YOU WOULD CHOOSE YOUR MUSIC OVER ME???
Now tell me what’s going on
And please stop shouting
That shit is annoying
I can’t believe it…
my best friend
you know I have no one else I can tell this :(
joon will just say I’m being dramatic and stop replying
but yoongi-yah :(
Just so you know, I just sighed
Now tell me why
I’ve had enough of dating
Ha, good joke
Hi serious, I’m dad
you’re not even a dad!!!
holly doesn’t count!!!
Yes, he does
I mean it
I’m officially done with dating
I don’t believe you
not this time
all guys want me for is my handsome face
I thought you wanted people to call you handsome??
Isn’t that like your whole thing?
Yeah, like, the base of your flirting
as if you know anything about flirting
Just a reminder
I’m the one with a partner, not you
So I think I managed just fine on the flirting front
you call awkwardly stuttering and gay panicking flirting
I get it
and that time joon asked you if you wanted to work on a song together
and you choked on your own spit
that was flirting too
Joonie thinks I’m cute
So double fuck you
he also reads kant in his free time FOR FUN
and thinks your skinny legs are the sexiest legs he’s ever seen when a whole hoseok exists
he’s always had a weird perception of reality
cat got your tongue?
I thought we were talking about you?
i know you just said that to distract me
and because you don’t have a good comeback
but for once I’m gonna let myself get distracted
you remember that guy that asked for my number last week
The foreign one from like, England or whatever? Who was buying milk at 11pm in a suit?
so I agreed to go on a date with him
bc he seemed okay and I thought
okay at least I can get a nice dinner out of this
he was constantly hinting at wanting to fuck me
and not being subtle about it at all
I admire straight forwardness but he was just being rude about it
saying things like
“bet those fat lips of yours would look better wrapped around something else”
right as I was stuffing some chicken into my mouth??
and he didn’t even pay for the food!!!
he didn’t have to
he asked me out and obviously thought I was an easy fuck
and then he didn’t even pay!!
Wow, what a dick
I’ve decided dating is not For Me
this happens every damn time
I’m sick of it
I’m more than just my face you know
And what’s that?
Your bad jokes?
you wound me yoongi
obviously it’s my breathtaking personality
I’m done with good-looking men who are only after one thing
I want someone who’s interested in ME
no more dating for a while!
Well, if it makes you happy
At least you won’t complain about those sleazebags and your failed dates anymore
Finally some good fucking peace and quiet
who said anything about quiet?
I’m coming by later
get the wine ready
I’m not even home?
I already asked joon earlier
he said you’ve been in your studio for the last 5 hours
Can’t even trust my own boyfriend anymore...
you’ll love it
I have mixed feelings on that one
wine never disappoints
Stop insulting hyung’s legs!
They ARE sexy!
It’s not like you’ve seen what they can do!
like start trembling in exhaustion after half a second of riding you?
HA! I win again!
it’s too early
It’s 12 pm?
ah, did you and yoongi-hyung spent the evening drinking wine again?
you know red wine doesn’t sit well with you :/
we had wine last week so no
this time it was the love sick gazes joon kept throwing yoongi
don’t lie, hyung, you love their relationship
you were rooting for them the most out of all of us
well our friendship group consists of only four people
and two of them are namjoon and yoongi so it’s not that hard
still doesn’t mean I wanna see them fucking gazing at each other all day long
are you feeling lonely, hyung? :(
I just wanted to not have them make out right next to me
it’s okay to feel lonely, hyung
I know what it was like before I met Taehyungie
I’m not lonely!!!
I’m enjoying the single life
it’s the best
I can do whatever I want
are you sure?
bc I know how you said you’d finally like to meet someone special a few weeks ago
and I think I’ve found someone you’d like
he’s one of Taehyungie’s friends
no thank you!
I’ve given up on dating!
are you sure you don’t even wanna see pics?
you can keep those pictures to yourself
I’ve had enough of idiots who think all it takes for a fuck with me is a mediocre dinner
haha, Jungkookie isn’t like that at all
he’s looking for something serious as well
I really think you’d get on well
yeah, his name is Jeon Jungkook
he goes to uni, just like you
and according to Taehyung he loves anime
and I know you love anime
I don’t wanna date right now
let me at least send you the pictures?
I promised Taehyungie I would try :(
Jungkookie’s been awfully lonely lately :(
omg just send the pictures hoseok-ah
this is his profile picture
isn’t he the cutest???!!
he sometimes sends his selfies to Taetae before posting them how CUTE???
look at him!! our baby!! eating so well!!
i think i’m dying
What??? Why?? What’s wrong???? Do you need to go to the hospital?????
Should I call 119???
What are your symptoms??
can you get a heart attack from seeing someone so beautiful it hurts?
Oh my god, seriously??
And to think I was seriously worried about you for a minute
this is serious joon-ah
i’m so gay
Please bother Yoongi with this
I really don’t need to hear this
guess I’ll just be gay in silence
he’s younger than me and Taetae!
we met him during freshman week
and kind of adopted him! :D
how old is he?
but honestly hyung
I think you two would get on really well!!
even if dating doesn’t work out, maybe you two can be friends!
let me forward his number to you!
Hoseok [12:27] – shared contact Jungkookie
treat him well hyung :)
you know what I said the other week
If that was when we were drinking wine, then I do not remember
You generally say a lot of things
You mean that you didn’t want to date anymore?
how angry would you be if I told you that maybe I wanted to try again?
Why would I be angry??
because I’m violating my own principles???
I don’t care??
how dare you
and to think I was going to leave all of my stuff to you when I die
You’re literally 3 months older
Unless you’re gonna die in a freak accident
We’re probably gonna die around the same time
it’s still three months!
for those three months you could’ve had my stuff!
Did you even read what I just said after “You’re literally 3 months older”?
Who’s the guy that changed your mind?
his name is jungkook and he’s the most beautiful person I’ve seen in my entire life
Isn’t that what you always say when you look in the mirror?
I can’t believe you!!!!!
I’m showing you my bleeding heart and you fucking stomp on it
Oh, come on, hyung
You literally told me last week that you were going to stop dating
well I didn’t know he existed!!
Who is he anyway?
he’s one of taehyung’s friends
You mean Jeon Jungkook?
Tall, muscly, bambi eyes?
YOU KNOW HIM????
HE’S MUSCLY??? HE DIDN’T LOOK IT IN THE PICTURES?? OMG
He was really interested in producing music for a while
Joon and I taught him a few things
how come I’m the only one who hasn’t met him???
I think you were abroad at that time?
I haven’t seen him much since then
But hey, hyung
I don’t know her
He’s a good guy
If anyone’s worth breaking your no dating rule over, it’d be him
ugh but yoongi-yah
you’re supposed to persuade me not to talk to him
it’s best friend etiquette
Etiquette? Never heard of her
you’re not funny just bc you’re imitating me
get your own jokes
I know you’re afraid of this failing again
Don’t deny it, I can tell
But Jungkook is honestly super nice
You think Hobi would tell you about him if he wasn’t?
He wouldn’t want you to date an asshole
Even I think Jungkook is a good guy
And from what I can tell, totally your type too
And not the one you’ve been straying to lately
So just, try it, okay?
Allow yourself some happiness, hyung
I just put on my makeup
how dare you make me cry
Just contact him, okay?
Oh and also, please stop giving Joon the shock of his life
He was ready to drop everything and drive to your place
You know he doesn’t have a license
thanks for the tip
I will try harder next time then
I hope it’s okay that I texted you
hoseok gave me your number
you’re hoseok-hyung’s friend?
is that bad?
not at all
I’m just surprised
omg it’s so awkward
i don’t know how to talk anymore
And suddenly I don’t know how to read anymore
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!
didn’t think you’d text me 👉👈
you know me??
hoseok-hyung might’ve mentioned you a few times
he showed you pictures of me didn’t he
I expected nothing less
he also showed me some of you
and you still texted me??
omggg why did I say that
what is that supposed to mean?
I have no idea what that means
you’re really handsome
he used the forbidden word
i’m breaking up with you
and I’m just
I’ll just go
wait wait wait
you really think that?
don’t tell anyone but I’m breaking my no dating rule for you
we’re not dating?
you infected me!!
With what?? I don’t have anything??
your terrible flirting!!
take it back
I don’t want it!!
is that a bad oh okay
or a good oh okay?
I’m.. not good at this :(
dw that makes two of us
let’s just get to know each other yeah?
without any expectations
or sleazy pick up lines
if you want?
you can be honest
I want to
hi i’m seokjin
i’m 26 (and no, that’s not old, no matter what you might’ve heard!)
I’m currently working on getting my masters
I work as a tutor and at this point I get the urge to hide under my desk
and pretend I’m not in whenever I see someone’s written their name on my office hours list
in my free time I like to plays games, pretend I’m baek jongwon
and absolutely do not cry about anything to do with uni
hi I’m Jungkook
I’m 23 and am still working on my bachelors
I also like to play games, especially overwatch
and I watch a lot of anime
my favourite movie is your name
and sometimes I draw
your fav movie is seokjin?
you clearly failed to mention your ability to make bad jokes in your introduction
that was a golden opportunity
there was no way I could not say that
okay yeah, I’ll give that to you
what’s that movie about anyway?
omg you’ve never seen your name????
should I have?
just so you know
I really had to hold myself back from making another joke there
we should watch it!!
if you want
we don’t have to obviously!!
it’s okay if you don’t want to!!!!
I’d love to watch it with you
what are you doing rn?
um i’m having lunch
if you’re not busy we could watch it now?
but I’m in my pyjamas
I meant online
it’s okay if you don’t want to
I know we just got to know each other
so it’s very early
but i wanna see what’s got you so excited about that movie
if you’re okay with it
I’ll set up a room?
HE TEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! Hoseok-hyung’s friend!
Didn’t he want you to message him or sth?
yes but I was too shy :((
he looks very.. intimidating
Should I be concerned?
not like that :(
he’s just very...
You’re such a panicked gay
you wouldn’t say that if you’d seen him
I’ll believe it when I see it
You have any photos?
Ah yes, I see what you mean
I told you so
You’re totally a panicked gay
i hate you
anyway, I’m gonna go watch a movie with Seokjin now
You’re already going on a date with him?
How long have you two known each other??
omg chill hyung
we’re gonna watch it online
I’m still surprised
In case you forgot
You’re not only a panicked gay
But also a shy gay
that’s not even a thing
How do you explain you blushing every time Hoseok came into the room for the first two weeks after I introduced you to him?
And the stuttering?
And the falling over nothing
Because there was nothing on the floor even though you say there was
I’m an introvert!!
i think he forgot about me
Okay, I’ll bite
we decided to watch a movie
and he was gonna set up a room
but he’s been doing that for the last 10 minutes
Oh wow, you’re really going fast
it doesn’t mean anything yoongi-yah
it’s just a movie okay
If it doesn’t mean anything then why are you so sad about him ignoring you for ten minutes?
why are you like this
Also, just text him??
Maybe his roommate came back or something came up?
why are you so rational
i hate it
Love you too
I don’t wanna be annoying
but did something happen?
did someone break into your house or sth?
did you get kidnapped???
I FORGOT I WAS GONNA WATCH A MOVIE WITH SEOKJIN!!!!!!!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
omg I’m so sorry!!
I don’t even have an excuse :((
it’s really not :/
I’m really sorry
I didn’t mean to forget :((
I understand if you don’t wanna watch the movie anymore
it’s honestly okay
but it’s fine if you don’t want to watch anything with me
omg we need to stop doing that
I do wanna watch the movie with you
let me just set up the room then?
for real this time?
hey hey it’s fine
I was just teasing you
here’s the link: Click here
I think I fucked it up :((
he seems really distant all of a sudden
It’s probably nothing
You’ve just got to know him
What makes you think so anyway?
he seemed different before :((
we’re gonna watch the movie now
Don’t overthink it
Ah who am I kidding
You overthink everything
Hey, Namjoon is asking if you’re coming by this evening?
Are you still watching the movie?
It’s been like, 4 hours
Uh, should I be scared?
The smileys?? They’re creepy af
i am merely expressing my emotions via emoticons :))
What’s not to like about this? :))
I’m calling the police
You’re clearly an imposter
What have you done with the real Seokjin??
can’t I just be happy for once?? 😡
But not like that
What’s got you so happy anyway?
Is it Jungkookie?
he’s really cute
we watched the movie
I gathered as much
shut up and let me have this for once in my life
we watched his favourite movie
and we talked while watching it
he got so excited
it was so cute
sometimes he rambled on and on
and then when he realised what he was doing, he stopped
and he got all stuttery and shy
when I tell you he stole my heart
I am not surprised
what is that supposed to mean..
This is Jungkook we’re talking about after all
can’t even object bc it’s true
You’re fucking whipped
says the person listening to Joon talk about fucking Kant for 10 hours straight
You do realise there are more philosophers than Kant, right? And ones that aren’t German?
joon isn’t the only one who had to take a philosophy class in his life
I bet you I know even more than you
I can do even better and give you several ones!
Socrates, Platon, Kang Shinju
You copied that off of Naver, didn’t you
tell joon that yes, I will be coming by this evening
I might even bring wine
Thank god, at least one thing you’re good at
MIN YOONGI 😡
I DIDN’T FUCK IT UP!!!
why does that sound as if you’re surprised :(
I am surprised
But not because I doubted you
I’m happily surprised because you’re usually different
You’re normally shy when meeting new people
Panicked gay, remember?
I didn’t mean it in a negative way :(
I’m just happy that you seem like you’ve broken out of your shell pretty quickly because of him
I’m happy for you, Jungkook-ah, really
Tell me about him please
I know you didn’t mean it that way
idk how to explain
warm and like genuine
he makes a lot of jokes
but it’s never mean
he listened to me without interrupting
and he enjoyed the movie
He sounds amazing
Is something wrong?
Is it because of what I said earlier?
do you think he sees this the same way I do?
What do you mean?
If he likes you too or?
do you think he liked watching the movie with me?
Did he say anything??
Just say the word, I’ll go over there and beat him up 😡
No one hurts my Jungkookie
no he didn’t say anything
No, hey :(
Tell me what’s wrong
he kind of seems too good to be true
Oh Jungkook-ah :(
He’s not too good to be true, trust me
He probably snores in his sleep or something
Or like, always leaves his dirty clothes everywhere
The point is, he’s not too good for you
You get that out of your head straight away
No one is ever “too good” for you
Only shitty garbage people make someone feel like that
And those are definitely not good at all
If you like him, you like him, it’s as easy as that
Don’t overthink it, just get to know him first
Of course I am
I’m your hyung
is it too early to text him?
and I know it’s 6pm I know how to read a clock
Could’ve fooled me
I meant as in
it’s been a day since we watched that movie
is it too early to text him again
What are you, fucking twelve??
Who cares if it’s been a day or 12 hours or a minute
Just send him a fucking text if you want to talk to him
Life’s too goddamn short to care about that sort of shit
did Joon keep you up reading kant all night again
Oh fuck off with fucking Kant
thanks for confirming
You interrupted his weekly drama evening
Just so you know he’s not actually mad at you
omg you’re such a middle aged couple already
I bet yoongi is also having a glass of wine
and at 10pm sharp you’ll both go to bed dressed in your long-sleeved pjs
and you’ll give each other a quick peck on the lips
and then you’ll both lie on your respectives sides on your backs
because sex has become too strenuous and repetitive
I forgot that you’ll read one of your philosophy books
and yoongi will grumble on and on about the light but fall asleep anyway
did I get that right?
Why did I even text you?
I should’ve known better
do you think I should text him?
he hasn’t texted me at all since we watched the movie
but it’s only been a day
I don’t wanna annoy him
You won’t annoy him
And if he feels like that, you deserve better
Also, maybe he’s thinking the same thing?
One of you has to make the first step eventually
it’s just hard
Dating always is
you don’t even date…
Now you know why
Respect your hyung!
when I woke up this morning I was kind of afraid to look in the mirror
in case I ended up in someone else’s body like in the movie
that would’ve been devastating
he texted me!!!!!!!
I told you it would work out
you didn’t but I’ll let you believe you did
Yah!! You brat!
idk, sometimes I think it’d be cool to be someone else
maybe tony stark?
I wanna be able to fly
that’s kind of cute
even though I wanna make fun of you for choosing a playboy millionaire
tony stark is more than that!!
like I said
and I don’t mean tony stark
he called me cute :))
!!! He likes you!!
what do I say though???
I don’t know?
Or tell him he’s cute too?
I don’t know, this is why I don’t date
is that a good oh or a bad oh
bc I honestly mean it
HE’S ADORABLE I THINK I’M IN LOVE
I liked you more when you swore off dating
YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR!!!!!
I KNOW YOU’RE HAPPY FOR ME!!
Suddenly I can’t read
you can say no if you don’t want to
but I kinda wanna hear your voice again
I like talking better
do you wanna watch another movie and talk for a bit?
what do you wanna watch?
I’ll set up the room
you can choose
I wanna know what other films you like
choose one that is
Let’s play something?
not really in the mood hyung
Even for Overwatch?
you don’t even like ow hyung
and I’m not in the mood
What’s wrong? :(
It’s okay if you don’t wanna talk about it
But I’m here and will listen if you want
What about him?
I think I really like him
Isn’t that a good thing?
I don’t know?
it just feels like sth is gonna go wrong
I’m gonna do sth wrong
he asked me if I wanted to meet him irl
and I kind of panicked
and told him I’m busy
It’s okay to be scared
I’m not going to pretend to know exactly how you feel
Because I don’t
But I think it’s comparable to the way I sometimes feel when I really want to be someone’s friend
Or rather, when I want them to be my friend
I try really hard to impress the person
And not do anything wrong
But by doing that I tense up so much that it does the exact opposite of what I wanted
You have to be yourself for it to go well
Try not to have too many expectations of yourself
If he likes you, he likes you for yourself
And that means that he won’t mind seeing all sides of you
And you can just be completely yourself
Once you realise that, it’s easier to let go of the panic
I know it’s easier said than done
But think about it, yeah? Mull it over. It’ll make sense
it does make sense
and you’re right
I think I’m so afraid of not fucking up that I put myself under even more pressure
I just already like him so much it’s hard not to try to
make him like me back I guess
You don’t have to make him do anything, Jungkook-ah, remember that
You’ve already spent time together, even if “just” online
And he initiated some of that
He likes you already
I know it’s hard for you to see sometimes but trust hyung okay?
Just try and enjoy what you have with him
do you think I should ask him if he wants to meet?
If you feel comfortable meeting him, then yes
But it’s okay if you want to wait a bit longer
I really want to meet him
Then ask him :)
omgggg how do I ask?????
I did not think this through!!
Literally just ask him
just wondering what you’re doing?
office hours :/
ohh omg sorry for interrupting!
I’ll leave you to it
there’s no one here anyway
except for gloss
it’s my supervivum
yoongi got me one bc he said my office looked boring and needed some life
but I think he just wanted to get rid of it bc he has no idea how to keep it alive
so I named it gloss
his old stage name
omg I didn’t know hyung had a different stage name
I thought he’d always used Suga
oh young padawan
you have so much to learn still
don’t tell me there are more??
he has more than two stage names
joon does too
everything comes for a price
I could take you out for a date in return?
just a thought though!!
you can say no
I won’t be mad or anything!!
omg are you kidding?
you could’ve just said no
I didn’t mean it like that
there’s no way I would say no to that
yes to the date?
where are you taking me then?
that’s a surprise
where do I take him?????
I assume you’re talking about Seokjin?
I told him it’s a surprise
but I don’t actually know
think he’d say yes?
Well, from what Taetae tells me, Seokjin is quite smitten with you
So you could probably take him anywhere and he’d like it
first of all
how does taehyung-hyung know that
why didn’t you tell me this before????
Taetae knows it from Hoseok-hyung
And I didn't know it before because he just told me
...what else did he say
we been knew
now tell me
or I won’t give you any massages this week
You play dirty, Jeon Jungkook
He honestly just told me that Seokjin likes you a lot
He thinks you’re cute
God knows why because you’re a brat
Anyway, he basically talks about you all the time
Just like you
You fit together perfectly
He does really like you
So you don’t need to worry
that’s nice and all
but I still don’t know where to take him
I wanna plan the perfect date for the perfect man
Omg, just take him to a restaurant
Then take him somewhere else, I don’t care 🙄
what about a theme park?
What if he's afraid of heights?
Also, isn't that a bit expensive for a first date?
damn you're right
what about the cinema?
Honestly? That's a bit boring
You can't even talk during a movie
You can't cook for shit
Also, what are you? 30?
You can't even sit still for five minutes
How will you make it through an entire museum without getting bored?
That's a good idea!
I was running out of options
this is the best day of my life
second best day
I know I’m supposed to ask why
But do I really wanna know
I’m gonna tell you either way
jungkook asked me out on a date
I thought you were gonna say you managed to do your makeup perfectly
Or something similarly
it’s not all about my looks
Sorry to have assumed, Mr Worldwide Handsome
finally you acknowledge my true title
Why is it your second best day though?
Forget that I asked
I don’t even wanna know
why do you always think I’m gonna say sth gross???
it’s literally bc the date with jungkookie is gonna be the best day
Omg, I need to vomit brb
there’s nothing disgusting about jungkook
you take that back right now
You want me to gobble up my vomit? That’s really a step too far, hyung
Also, I meant the way you have literal heart eyes whenever you talk about him
why do you only call me hyung when you disrespect me 😡
and I do not!
You totally do, don’t even try to deny it
says the person literally attached to Joon 24/7
That's not even true
says the person listening to Joon talk about freud for two hours straight
even though you hate philosophy
That’s also not true
you can’t lie to me
eternal roommates, remember
We haven’t been roommates in over a year!!!
Stop using that as an argument!!!
you’ll always be with me in my heart :’)
Brb, gonna vomit for real
aww I love you too
is 2pm okay?
for the date tomorrow?
can I know where you’re taking me now?
no it’s still a surprise
how I can trust you not to lead me into a dark forest and murder me
but I guess you’ll just have to trust me
hmm… I guess i could do that
in all seriousness
I can’t wait to see your cute face
Are you.. okay??
I can’t wait to see you either :))
as you should
my face is very handsome
I meant all of you
happy to meet you
I’M! IN! LOVE!
“dating is not for me”
THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CORRECT USE OF THAT MEME
HOW DARE YOU
“how dare you”
Have fun on your date today
why are you wishing me fun
did you break anything?
did you break the mario figurine I left at your place last time??
I didn’t break anything
I just wanted to tell you I’m happy for you
No hidden agenda
I don’t believe you
Did Yoongi set you up to do this??
You do know I can do things without Yoongi-hyung telling me to?
sounds fake but okay
you two are like joined at the hip
I went to that office party two weeks ago on my own
only bc yoongi was sick
and you almost stayed home too to take care of him
I like spending time with my boyfriend
yoongi’s feistiness is rubbing off on you
I think that’s more your fault than it is hyung’s
OH KIM NAMJOON
are you finally putting me in my place??
so grown-up :’)
It’s more the opposite but okay
I’m so proud of you
you’ve earned this
Thanks, I guess
For that completely meaningless point system
Anyway, have fun with Jungkookie
Treat him well
I'’m deleting your number as we speak
you’re on Fire today joon-ah
Stop making my boyfriend scream in frustration
you wanna be the only one making him scream? ;)
I forgot you have boring marital sex
Are you waiting for me to confirm that??
Is that what you want?
I already know it’s true
Fine, you win
I knew it!
I wanna say I hate you
but you learnt from the best
my stomach feels all weird :((
and my heart is beating out of my chest
I think I’m dying
We both know you’re just nervous
And that’s perfectly normal
dating is scary :((
I mean I don’t really
But you’ll be fine :)
Just be yourself
I think I see him
I’ll text you later
Is everything okay??
it was perfect 😭
Oh, I’m glad
I was kinda worried there for a second
I think I’m like.. properly in love
I don’t wanna burst your bubble but you’ve literally known each other for like, two weeks tops
he gets me :(
and he didn’t act like he thought I was weird when I didn’t say much at the beginning
I really like him
I’m glad, Jungkook-ah
I want you to be happy
I really am
look at him!!??!!
Were you... both basically wearing the same thing???
Weren’t you also wearing a black hoodie in the pic you sent me??
Because you don’t own anything besides that and black and white tshirts
So I doubt you changed into anything nicer
that’s not true
my mum got me that shirt for that interview
Oh, you mean the white one...?
I look good in white okay!!
and just for the recoed I also have a dark blue one
Wow, I applaud you
is it too soon to ask him to marry me
As cute as he is, do NOT propose to him
because I already asked him?
No, I meant WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???
omg yoongi-yah you flatter me
I literally called you stupid????
Did you honestly propose to Jungkookie though?
I love that you have to ask
… You always pull stupid stuff like that
but you know what
a proposal at the arcade would be perfect
You do realise you wouldn’t even be able to marry him, right
How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t understand those weird German words
Says the person knowing literally two philosophers by name without looking them up on naver every time
I despise you
I will tell Jungkookie to divorce you
LEAVE MY HUSBAND OUT OF THIS!
I DO WHAT I WANT!
don’t believe anything yoongi tells you
can I ask why?
it’s a long story
you could call me?
I understand if you don’t want to
since we saw each other all day
that means yes btw
if you really wanna talk to me again
he said I do
he really is perfect
Oh my god, hyung
he still wants to talk to me!
he just asked me if I wanted to call him
he isn’t sick of me
and he likes me for me
not for my face or anything
he laughed about my stupid jokes
he also made fun of me for them
but he genuinely liked them
I could tell
he’s such an open book it’s very cute
he has the cutest bambi eyes
his competitiveness is at the perfect level
and once he came out of his shell he didn’t take any shit from me
he didn’t say things just to make me like him
I really appreciated that
You done now?
the one time I pour out my heart!
and you do this!
I’m happy for you
I’m glad Hoseokie brought you two together
I forgot how nice it is when you’re not being mean
I understood why you decided not to date anymore
But I also get why you decided to try again for Jungkookie
And I’m glad it worked out
thank you yoongi-yah
but can we stop this now?
being nice to you is exhausting
Is everything okay???
I think I just ascended to heaven T.T
I’m serious :(
Am I correct in assuming this has to do with Seokjin?
we… kissed 👉🏻👈🏻
Do you want to.. tell me about it?
Is this what people usually ask when this sort of thing happens??
it was magical
we were watching kiki’s delivery service
and usually I hate it when someone interrupts the movie
Oh yeah, I know
I remember the popcorn incident
but hyung and I were cuddling
and at some point I turned to look at him
and he was already looking at me 😭
my heart was beating so wildly
he put his hand on my cheek really gently
god his fingers
and then he leaned in and kissed me 😭
Aw that’s sweet
they’re so soft omg
I think I actually died
he took my french kiss virginity
our tongues battled
Quite frankly, french kissing sounds disgusting
Why would you want someone else’s tongue in your mouth??
Like, it doesn’t belong there
Keep it in your own mouth :/
I’ve found my new favourite hobby <3
What do you think, how long can hyung and I’s tongues fight for dominance?
You’re the worst
Please never speak to me about kissing ever again
Why are you sending me those?
Is that Jungkook?
he has finally accepted his true form
Oh my god, hyung
why aren’t you asking what we’ve been doing
Because I don’t want to know
thank you for your interest
we went pokemon hunting
I caught an especially big pikachu
I didn’t ask??
not knowing would’ve been a big loss for you
I know how boring married life can get
and that those documentaries about fish that namjoon loves to watch are repetitive
And at least I’m learning about life
today I learnt that if you throw a pokeball at JK he WILL throw it back hard
even if it’s just a cushion
Why would I even need to know this
one day you’ll be happy I told you
I highly doubt it
I’m so happy that you two found each other ❤️
you and Seokjin-hyung
I saw his tweet
I totally forgot to tell you 👉👈
forgot to tell me what?
seokjin-hyung is my boyfriend now
I already knew 😊
did hyung tell you?
Taehyungie told me
who apparently knew from Yoongi-hyung
were they not supposed to know or tell me or?
no no no
it’s not that
I just didn’t realise that everyone of my friends also knows seokjin-hyung somehow?
everyone of his friends also knows you
I’m pretty sure we all have the same circle of friends
with exceptions of course
that’s pretty cool huh
well.. I don’t know
I don’t even want to think about what stories Taehyung-hyung and Yoongi-hyung and you might have told hyung….
you know what
we should make a group chat
didn’t you read what I just said??
it’ll be fun!
do I even have a choice? :/
Group chat: Friends 🥰
Hoseok added Taehyung to the group chat
Hoseok added Seokjin to the group chat
Hoseok added Jungkook to the group chat
Hoseok added Jimin to the group chat
Hoseok added Namjoon to the group chat
Hoseok added Yoongi to the group chat
welcome everyone! :D
a group chat with everyone! :D
Yes, I can see that, thank you
omg yes! a group chat!!!
what is this atrocity
don’t talk about the tiny pig like that :(
Hello to you too, hyung
Jungkookie pointed out how all of his friends are friends with Seokjin-hyung too!
So this is Jungkook’s fault then
don’t talk about my baby like that 😡
kook.. baby.. I trusted you
I told him not to!
but it’s Hobi-hyung
what was I supposed to do..
now that we’re all gathered here
does anyone want to see how yoongi got drunk last week
Don’t you dare
Namjoonie is probably the only one who doesn’t need to since he sees it every day
Hey! Hyung doesn’t get drunk every day!
you’re welcome :)
Oh you know what
you better run you tiny goblin
you know what
I still look perfect though
you’d never catch me slipping
omg hyung ahsfashf
I have an even better one though
I don’t support these pictures but that’s pretty funny
I can’t believe I even got this on camera
I feel like Jimin and I should definitely meet
You’re gonna be so dead when I get you
nice to meet you jimin
Group chat: Friends 🥰
Do we get any context or...?
is Jungkookie shirtless?
Well, it certainly doesn’t look like he’s wearing anything
I didn’t know hyung was going to send you the pictures :(
what did you think they were for??
my personal selfie collection??
is it jinkook picture appreciation time????
What’s a Jinkook?
seokJIN and jungKOOK
I can’t be the only one who has pictures of them!
Don’t worry, I’m looking for the best ones
why does jungkookie’s face look like it’s copy&paste?
aww you are so cute :3
thanks hyung <3
we look hot together
keep the pictures coming
Everyone stop! Don’t stroke his ego more!!
4 years later
Same-sex Marriage Now Legal in South Korea
From today, same-sex marriage is legally recognised in South Korea. Despite opposing votes, the new law has finally been passed after a long fight for marriage equality.
In several South Korean cities registry offices are welcoming same-sex couples to wed on the first day of legalisation.
Have you seen the news??????
if you mean the legalisation of gay marriage
and I definitely did not shed a tear whatsoever
Yes, I do!!!!
I haven’t even asked for your hand in marriage yet
but I guess you’ll do
HYUNG SHUT UP
my joke was that good huh
MARRIAGE HAS BEEN LEGALISED FOR EVERYONE!!!
wait a minute
are you saying what I think you’re saying
NAMJOON AND I ARE LITERALLY GETTING MARRIED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
you’re finally planning on proposing to namjoon?
WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
IN 15 MINUTES????
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???????
I’M COMING WTF????
WTF YOONGI IT’LL TAKE ME 15 MINUTES TO GET THERE!!!!!!
WAIT FOR ME
JUNGKOOK’S COMING TOO
Group chat: Friends 🥰
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASSES
YOONGI AND NAMJOON ARE GETTING MARRIED
NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
MEET US AT X IN 10 MINUTES!!
do we need to wear suits?
omg I love it
Jimin, can you send the group picture?
everyone thank me for sitting between namgi so they wouldn’t keep making out :’)
I sacrificed myself
do you have nothing to say, yoongi-yah? namjoon-ah?
I have a husband now and that won’t change no matter what you do
I can’t believe you’ve finally adopted the same chaotic lifestyle as me
I raised you right :’)
Don’t talk to me on my honeymoon
you’re literally at your own apartment bc you didn’t even plan this
Well, this was better than your suggestion of spending it in a hotel that’s literally five minutes from where we live
Mr. marriage is a heteronormative concept
...I was literally twenty when I said that and I’m a fan of tax benefits now
I’m sure those are the only reasons...
what did your parents say btw?
I haven’t really told them yet..
I should probably call mum
good luck with that
Before I do that
Is Jungkookie okay?
He cried more than Namjoonie and I combined
At some point I thought he was going to turn the room into a pond
you know how emotional he gets
I think he was just really happy for you guys
happy in general too probably
Give him another hug from me, will you?
And I don’t mean that as an excuse for you to start wrestling or fighting him
Jungkook-ah, come to bed
where are you
baby.. are you crying in the bathroom?
I can hear you
are you okay?
so happy, you know?
obviously I’m over the moon that yoongi-hyung and namjoon-hyung finally married
it feels so good that we finally have the option to get married if we want to
finally gay people are equal
ah I feel like I can’t put into words what I feel :(
I just meant we as in lgbt+
but I guess I also meant us
I know we’ve been talking about it in an abstract way
but now we actually have the possibility
come out of the bathroom please?
Seokjin just proposed to me
I can’t believe yoongi-hyung and namjoon-hyung got married and now you’re engaged??
I’m not though
I made him take it back
I thought this is what you wanted??
I do want to be married to him
but I also want a nice proposal
not the unromantic thing he just did
I was literally crying and he didn’t even get down on one knee
he was just like “let’s get married?”
um no thanks
I cannot believe you
well that’s okay
bc he understood why <3
I will never be able to understand you
time to get back to my non-fiancé
Why did the scores change?
I’m glad you asked yoongi-yah
and I’m happy to let you know
Omg, just spit it out
I don’t have time for this
well, you finally got married
so you and joon don’t have to pretend anymore
point for you
And why did you also get one then?
you’re so attentive
I knew you loved my score system
since you asked so nicely
I proposed to JK and he said no ❤️
Are you okay??
of course I am
I’m elated that I beat you to a failed proposal
You’ve finally gone crazy
how dare you
don’t talk to your hyung like that
You’re absolutely nuts
But seriously.. are you okay?
What really happened?
Jungkook was talking about the possibility of us getting married
so I seized the moment
Let me guess
It was the wrong moment?
he was crying
we were both still kind of tipsy
and I obviously didn’t have a ring either
what can I say
I know when to make a move
His answer wasn’t a definite no, I guess?
You do plan on proposing to him properly, right?
prepare to fall even more behind
…I’m already married
I don’t care about your stupid game anymore
that means you did care about it the entire time!
I need to go
to have boring marital sex?
I’ll give you that one
Group chat: Friends 🥰
Don’t try to reach us during the next few days
well that’s ominous
I think it means things are getting steamy in the Min-Kim-household ;)
I didn’t need to know that
Actually, it’s because we’re on our honeymoon
it’s not like we didn’t know that..
that’s literally why I said what I said
you’re not at home?
Namjoonie booked a last-minute trip for us
He literally did it yesterday when I was in the bathroom and didn’t tell me until we had to leave
don’t pretend like you aren’t over the moon
I can see the happiness radiating off of you
Don’t worry hyung
I will never get over you calling me that
omg I’m gonna barf
get your romance out of the group chat 🤢
I think it’s cute :3
@Seokjin @Jungkook are you guys thinking about marriage at all? 🥺
hello my non-fiancé
yah you brat!!
we’re not married!
you don’t get to call me just by my name!!
Group chat: Friends 🥰
I know they said not to ask but..
are namjoon-hyung and yoongi-hyung still alive??
where did they even travel to??
do we even want to know..
what if they’re in trouble??
We’re not in trouble
that’s what someone who’s in trouble would say!!
oh.. I want strawberries too
omg what if we all went strawberry picking together?
Jimin-ah? Seokjin-hyung? Jungkook-ah?
As long as you don’t make me the fifth wheel
if I have to…
non-fiancé? did I miss something??
I rejected hyung’s proposal :D
oh now you suddenly decide to take part in the conversation??
what?? when did this happen?
does that mean you guys split up????
oh no 😭😭
oh man.. we could’ve had another wedding? :(
we’re still together
I got really worried for a second :(
sorry hobi-hyung :(
I just said no because the proposal was terrible
You guys are weird
Isn’t it the idea and the purpose of the proposal that counts?
well, yeah, it is
I know hyung meant well
meant well, he says
but I also know it’s not what he wanted
the proposal is not what he wanted
not the part about marrying me
hyung would want something really romantic
and so do I
plus, a ring would be nice, at least
I mean.. you can do without those things if you really love each other, but okay
not when you have the most perfect boyfriend
who deserves the perfect proposal
I’m going to fight you
I’m so glad I gave up trying to understand Jungkookie years ago
isn’t he the cutest :(
send the video of you eating a strawberry
You guys do realise this is the group chat?
why do you think we’re doing this 😏
We’re literally on our HONEYMOON, can you please stop trying to compete??
I live for your reactions
Just to let you know, we’re back from our vacation
In case you were waiting so you could propose
why would I care??
Hyung, I know you do
Thanks for the gift from you and Jungkookie btw
We didn’t expect anything, considering the last-minute wedding
you’re absolutely welcome
Though we really could’ve done without the handcuffs
And the 10 bottles of lube
you’ll need those to spice up your non-existent sex life
Actually, we already have a much better pair of handcuffs
The one you gave us is kind of flimsy
I broke it after not even 2 minutes
Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal
Seokjin added Taehyung to the group chat
Seokjin added Hoseok to the group chat
Seokjin added Jimin to the group chat
Seokjin added Namjoon to the group chat
Seokjin added Yoongi to the group chat
I need your help
I’m going to propose to Jungkookie
but it obviously needs to be the best proposal ever
So you can “beat” us?
don’t be so self-centered namjoon-ah
it’s bc jungkookie deserves the best
Don’t be mean to my husband
what can we do??
what’s the plan?
thank you for your enthusiasm hob-ah
it’s greatly appreciated
let me fill you in on the plan 😏
I need you to take a day off work in three weeks
and what for?
don’t tell me you’ve forgotten what’s in three weeks
...not your birthday?
and people call me the irresponsible one
it’s our 5th year anniversary
for a second there I thought I had to cancel our plans
you made plans already?
why without me :(
bc it’s a surprise
and people who secretly eat my favourite snacks don’t get told any surprises
I guess that means I can eat as many of your snacks as I want
considering you won’t tell me the surprise anyway
yah jeon jungkook!
don’t make me cancel it!
whatever you say hyung :*
Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal
let’s go through the plan one more time
for all the people (yoongi) who can’t seem to remember it
I don’t have any significant role anyway
Why do I have to remember every little thing??
you’re literally keeping the ring safe!!
you know what
change of plan
pls take the ring and keep it safe
But keeping that ring safe is my duty
And I’m not parting with it
You guys are the worst
this is the list of challenges
Dance Dance Revolution (over 200.000 points)
Basketball Game (over 250 points)
Car Racing Game
Table Hockey (5 points)
Speed touch game (250 points)
Claw Machine (get RJ plushie)
I’ve asked him on an arcade date for our anniversary
though he won’t know where we’re going until we get there
and then we’re going to compete in a challenge
he has to beat me at each of those games
which will be difficult and challenging
Do you really have to repeat all of that?
for each completed game he gets three letters
and once he’s completed all the games
he’ll have to rearrange the letters
in the meantime
yoongi will give me the ring
and you guys get ready with the banner and cake
I will tell him you are there so that the competition is fair and square
but pls don’t get into our business too much
or steal the spotlight
(I’m looking at you taehyung-ah)
(no spontaneous proposals)
you don’t have to worry about that hyung!
there won’t be any proposals any time soon :D
I need Jimin to pick up the cake
and taehyungie, hobi and yoongi to prepare everything at the arcade
Am I still not allowed to help..?
as long as you don’t touch the cake
Don’t worry, hyung
I’m counting on you guys
It’ll be fine hyung
We totally have it under control
Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal
This is a disaster
we’re already on the way!
please don’t tell me namjoon dropped the cake
Oh no, sorry
I was talking about Yoongi-hyung playing the car racing game
stop giving me a heart attack!
kook is already looking at me strangely
Doesn’t he always look at you like that?
yah min yoongi!
pls tell me you guys are ready
we’ll be there in 5 minutes
Hyung, you’re not driving though, are you?
That’s extremely dangerous
of course I’m not driving
kook insisted on driving
we’re almost there
is there any way you’ll tell me what’s going on?
and why exactly you guys are here on hyung and I’s anniversary??
Wdym? We’re here to check that the competition is won fair and square
oh come on hyung
you really think I’d believe that?
I know hyung’s planning something
Well, if you’re so smart, you’ll surely figure it out ;)
not even one tiny hint? :(
You won’t get me with those doe eyes
Now pay attention
Hyung’s coming back from the bathroom
Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal
Was it just me or did Jungkookie tear up when hyung told him about the challenge?
I definitely saw tears
Look at him go
He’s having so much fun with this
I love being the designated photographer
Btw, what are you going to do with the photos, hyung?
Make a photo album?
I think Seokjin-hyung is a bit too busy to reply to your message
Can you post some pics for the backstage people?
I feel robbed
Why am I not allowed up front? :(
Babe, I love you
But you’re terrible at keeping secrets
And so is Hoseok
No, don’t even start
Don’t worry!! I’ll send you pics
It’ll be like you’re right next to us!
they’re having so much fun 😍
I think Jungkook’s getting suspicious
He keeps eyeing the magnetic letters Seokjin keeps thrusting into his hand after he’s won
He’s trying to figure out what’s happening but I don’t think he’s realised yet
this is torture
we wanna join you guy so badly 😔
hyung!!! don’t be sad!!
I’ll tell Jungkook to put in more effort!
He finally won RJ!!
IT’S SHOWTIME EVERYONE
I can’t believe you really made me put together the question myself
with kid’s magnets
you just stood there and watched me struggle
it was fun though right
of course it was
even though I figured out really quickly what was going on
of course you did baby
and I can’t believe you made me cry in front of everyone
all of the pictures will look so ugly
like you broke up with me
how will anyone believe those are engagement pictures
you were still the most beautiful person on this planet
I love you so much
and we can always get professional engagement pics done
I love you too
more than you know
I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you
should’ve just said “sure” when you asked me to marry you
it still would’ve been a confirmation
so I don’t see where the issue is
god you’re so
let’s ditch the others and go home
we already ordered food
why are you texting me from the restroom again?
come back here
I wanna kiss you
let me guess
you’re still crying?
I’m sorry hyung
I can’t stop
I’m just so happy
it’s okay baby
I’ll be there in a second
to kiss the tears away
what I wanted to say earlier
I feel so lucky that all of my failed dates lead me to you
and that I let hoseok send me pictures of you
that you gave me the time of day
I’m so grateful to have you in my life
I cannot imagine it without you
I love you so much
just come here pls
Group chat: Friends 🥰
I SAID NOT TO STEAL MY SHOW!!!
I couldn’t help myself
he was just right there, you know
OF COURSE HE WAS THERE
I INVITED HIM!!
I think Hobi’s still in shock
He keeps staring at the ring on his hand like he’s never seen one before
I just can’t believe you actually proposed to him during Jungkookie and I’s engagement party
and that he said yes
such an unoriginal proposal
you could’ve literally picked any other day
and you made Jungkookie cry again
you know how it feels
luckily for you I do
I just realised that I can’t call you my non-fiancé anymore :(
But you do realise that you can call him your actual fiancé now though, right?
it’s not the same
Of course it’s not..
You’re literally engaged now
you wouldn’t get it hyung
thank god joon and yoongi are already married
otherwise there would be the possibility of another impromptu surprise
unless they suddenly tell us they’re adopting or sth
Well, at least that got us another point
knew you loved it, namjoon-ah
Omg, I’m the only normal one here wtf
Group chat: Friends 🥰
from our engagement shoot
hyung is so handsome
Why is there so much space between you two?
Shouldn’t an engagement shoot be more couple-y?
none of you would be able to handle the sexy energy of those pictures
you two are so cute 🥰
guess there’s no going back on the marriage bit now
what do you mean??
you broke up???
but the photoshoot was way too expensive
we have to marry now
ah what a shame
you will never be my non-fiancé again :(
Omg I can’t with you two
Actually, Seokjin will technically be your non-fiancé again once you’re married
Oh, Joon-ah, why did you say that
you’re right 😍
can’t wait to be your non-fiancé again 🥰
me too baby 😘