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Seokjin [22:14]
it’s over.
done.
finished.
FINITO!
NO MORE!

Yoongi [22:17]
Okay

Seokjin [22:17]
OKAY??!!
THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS REVELATION

Yoongi [22:17]
I literally have no idea what you’re talking about

Seokjin [22:18]
HOW DARE YOU

Yoongi [22:18]
You wanna tell me what’s going on?
Or can I go back to my music?

Seokjin [22:18]
YOU WOULD CHOOSE YOUR MUSIC OVER ME???

Yoongi [22:18]
Yes
Now tell me what’s going on
And please stop shouting
That shit is annoying

Seokjin [22:18]
I can’t believe it…
my best friend
BETRAYING ME

Yoongi [22:19]
Okay
Goodbye

Seokjin [22:19]
NO WAIT
you know I have no one else I can tell this :(
joon will just say I’m being dramatic and stop replying

Yoongi [22:19]
Rightly so

Seokjin [22:19]
but yoongi-yah :(
I’m sad

Yoongi [22:19]
Just so you know, I just sighed

Yoongi [22:20]
Now tell me why

Seokjin [22:20]
I’ve had enough of dating
I quit

Yoongi [22:20]
Ha, good joke

Seokjin [22:20]
I’m serious

Yoongi [22:21]
Hi serious, I’m dad

Seokjin [22:21]
!!!!
you’re not even a dad!!!
holly doesn’t count!!!

Yoongi [22:21]
Yes, he does

Seokjin [22:21]
anygays
I mean it
I’m officially done with dating

Yoongi [22:21]
I don’t believe you
You’re lying

Seokjin [22:22]
not this time
all guys want me for is my handsome face

Yoongi [22:22]
I thought you wanted people to call you handsome??
Isn’t that like your whole thing?

Seokjin [22:22]
my thing?

Yoongi [22:22]
Yeah, like, the base of your flirting

Seokjin [22:22]
pff
as if you know anything about flirting

Yoongi [22:22]
Just a reminder
I’m the one with a partner, not you
So I think I managed just fine on the flirting front

Seokjin [22:23]
ohh
you call awkwardly stuttering and gay panicking flirting
I get it
and that time joon asked you if you wanted to work on a song together
and you choked on your own spit
that was flirting too
I see

Yoongi [22:23]
Fuck you
Joonie thinks I’m cute
So double fuck you

Seokjin [22:23]
he also reads kant in his free time FOR FUN
and thinks your skinny legs are the sexiest legs he’s ever seen when a whole hoseok exists
he’s always had a weird perception of reality

Seokjin [22:24]
what
cat got your tongue?

Yoongi [22:24]
I thought we were talking about you?

Seokjin [22:24]
i know you just said that to distract me
and because you don’t have a good comeback
but for once I’m gonna let myself get distracted
right so
you remember that guy that asked for my number last week

Yoongi [22:24]
The foreign one from like, England or whatever? Who was buying milk at 11pm in a suit?

Seokjin [22:25]
yeah
so I agreed to go on a date with him
bc he seemed okay and I thought
okay at least I can get a nice dinner out of this
but then!
he was constantly hinting at wanting to fuck me
and not being subtle about it at all
like
I admire straight forwardness but he was just being rude about it
saying things like
“bet those fat lips of yours would look better wrapped around something else”
right as I was stuffing some chicken into my mouth??
and he didn’t even pay for the food!!!

Seokjin [22:26]
which okay
he didn’t have to
but also
he asked me out and obviously thought I was an easy fuck
and then he didn’t even pay!!

Yoongi [22:26]
Wow, what a dick

Seokjin [22:26]
fucking rude
so yeah
I’ve decided dating is not For Me
this happens every damn time
I’m sick of it
I’m more than just my face you know

Yoongi [22:26]
And what’s that?
Your bad jokes?

Seokjin [22:26]
you wound me yoongi
obviously it’s my breathtaking personality

Seokjin [22:27]
seriously though
I’m done with good-looking men who are only after one thing
I want someone who’s interested in ME
so
no more dating for a while!

Yoongi [22:27]
Well, if it makes you happy
At least you won’t complain about those sleazebags and your failed dates anymore
Finally some good fucking peace and quiet

Seokjin [22:27]
who said anything about quiet?
I’m coming by later
get the wine ready

Yoongi [22:27]
I’m not even home?

Seokjin [22:27]
don’t lie
I already asked joon earlier
he said you’ve been in your studio for the last 5 hours

Yoongi [22:28]
Can’t even trust my own boyfriend anymore...

Seokjin [22:28]
you’ll love it
trust me

Yoongi [22:28]
I have mixed feelings on that one

Seokjin [22:28]
don’t
wine never disappoints

Yoongi [22:28]
Touché

***

Namjoon [22:25]
Stop insulting hyung’s legs!
They ARE sexy!
It’s not like you’ve seen what they can do!

Seokjin [22:29]
what
like start trembling in exhaustion after half a second of riding you?

Namjoon [22:30]
I– 

Seokjin [22:30]
HA! I win again!
namgi: 2
me: 13

***

Hoseok [12:12]
hyung!!

Seokjin [12:15]
no
it’s too early
go away

Hoseok [12:15]
It’s 12 pm?

Seokjin [12:15]
exactly

Hoseok [12:16]
ah, did you and yoongi-hyung spent the evening drinking wine again?
you know red wine doesn’t sit well with you :/

Seokjin [12:16]
we had wine last week so no
this time it was the love sick gazes joon kept throwing yoongi

Hoseok [12:16]
don’t lie, hyung, you love their relationship
you were rooting for them the most out of all of us

Seokjin [12:16]
well our friendship group consists of only four people
and two of them are namjoon and yoongi so it’s not that hard

Seokjin [12:17]
still doesn’t mean I wanna see them fucking gazing at each other all day long

Hoseok [12:17]
are you feeling lonely, hyung? :(

Seokjin [12:17]
no
I just wanted to not have them make out right next to me

Hoseok [12:17]
it’s okay to feel lonely, hyung
I know what it was like before I met Taehyungie

Seokjin [12:17]
I’m not lonely!!!
I’m enjoying the single life
it’s the best
I can do whatever I want

Hoseok [12:18]
are you sure?
bc I know how you said you’d finally like to meet someone special a few weeks ago
and I think I’ve found someone you’d like
he’s one of Taehyungie’s friends

Seokjin [12:18]
no thank you!
I’ve given up on dating!

Hoseok [12:18]
what?? really??
are you sure you don’t even wanna see pics?

Seokjin [12:18]
yes!
you can keep those pictures to yourself
I’ve had enough of idiots who think all it takes for a fuck with me is a mediocre dinner

Hoseok [12:19]
haha, Jungkookie isn’t like that at all
he’s looking for something serious as well
I really think you’d get on well

Seokjin [12:19]
jungkookie?

Hoseok [12:19]
yeah, his name is Jeon Jungkook
he goes to uni, just like you
and according to Taehyung he loves anime
and I know you love anime

Seokjin [12:19]
still
 I don’t wanna date right now

Hoseok [12:19]
let me at least send you the pictures?
I promised Taehyungie I would try :(
Jungkookie’s been awfully lonely lately :(

Hoseok [12:20]
please? :(

Seokjin [12:20]
omg just send the pictures hoseok-ah

Hoseok [12:20]
:))
one sec!!

Hoseok [12:21]

this is his profile picture
isn’t he the cutest???!!

Hoseok [12:22]

he sometimes sends his selfies to Taetae before posting them how CUTE???

look at him!! our baby!! eating so well!!

***

Seokjin [12:22]
i think i’m dying

Namjoon [12:22]
What??? Why?? What’s wrong???? Do you need to go to the hospital?????
Should I call 119???
What are your symptoms??

Seokjin [12:22]
can you get a heart attack from seeing someone so beautiful it hurts?

Namjoon [12:22]
Oh my god, seriously??
And to think I was seriously worried about you for a minute

Seokjin [12:23]
this is serious joon-ah
i’m
he
i’m so gay

Namjoon [12:23]
Please bother Yoongi with this
I really don’t need to hear this

Seokjin [12:23]
but
joon-ah
gay
GAY

Seokjin [12:24]
joon-ah??

Seokjin [12:25]
fine
guess I’ll just be gay in silence

***

Hoseok [12:25]
hyung?

Seokjin [12:25]
your baby?

Hoseok [12:26]
he’s younger than me and Taetae!
we met him during freshman week
and kind of adopted him! :D

Seokjin [12:26]
oh?
how old is he?

Hoseok [12:26]
21!
but honestly hyung
I think you two would get on really well!!
even if dating doesn’t work out, maybe you two can be friends!

Seokjin [12:26]
okay?

Hoseok [12:26]
let me forward his number to you!

Hoseok [12:27] – shared contact Jungkookie

Hoseok [12:28]
treat him well hyung :)

Seokjin [12:28]
uh thanks

***

Seokjin [13:45]
you know what I said the other week

Yoongi [13:50]
If that was when we were drinking wine, then I do not remember

Seokjin [13:51]
before that

Yoongi [13:51]
You generally say a lot of things

Seokjin [13:51]
regarding dating

Yoongi [13:51]
Oh
You mean that you didn’t want to date anymore?

Seokjin [13:52]
yeah that
how angry would you be if I told you that maybe I wanted to try again?

Yoongi [13:52]
Why would I be angry??

Seokjin [13:52]
because I’m violating my own principles???

Yoongi [13:52]
I don’t care??

Seokjin [13:53]
how dare you
and to think I was going to leave all of my stuff to you when I die

Yoongi [13:53]
Hyung
You’re literally 3 months older
Unless you’re gonna die in a freak accident
We’re probably gonna die around the same time

Seokjin [13:53]
it’s still three months!
for those three months you could’ve had my stuff!

Yoongi [13:53]
Did you even read what I just said after “You’re literally 3 months older”?
Nevermind
Who’s the guy that changed your mind?

Seokjin [13:53]
his name is jungkook and he’s the most beautiful person I’ve seen in my entire life

Yoongi [13:54]
Oh?
Isn’t that what you always say when you look in the mirror?

Seokjin [13:54]
I can’t believe you!!!!!
I’m showing you my bleeding heart and you fucking stomp on it

Yoongi [13:54]
Oh, come on, hyung
You literally told me last week that you were going to stop dating

Seokjin [13:54]
well I didn’t know he existed!!

Yoongi [13:54]
Who is he anyway?

Seokjin [13:55]
he’s one of taehyung’s friends
hoseok’s taehyung

Yoongi [13:55]
Oh wait
You mean Jeon Jungkook?
Tall, muscly, bambi eyes?

Seokjin [13:55]
YOU KNOW HIM????
HE’S MUSCLY??? HE DIDN’T LOOK IT IN THE PICTURES?? OMG

Yoongi [13:56]
Yeah
He was really interested in producing music for a while
Joon and I taught him a few things

Seokjin [13:56]
how come I’m the only one who hasn’t met him???

Yoongi [13:56]
I think you were abroad at that time?
I haven’t seen him much since then

Yoongi [13:57]
But hey, hyung
Seriously now

Seokjin [13:57]
serious?
I don’t know her

Yoongi [13:57]
He’s a good guy
If anyone’s worth breaking your no dating rule over, it’d be him

Seokjin [13:57]
ugh but yoongi-yah
you’re supposed to persuade me not to talk to him
it’s best friend etiquette

Yoongi [13:58]
Etiquette? Never heard of her

Seokjin [13:58]
you’re not funny just bc you’re imitating me
get your own jokes

Yoongi [13:58]
Listen hyung
I know you’re afraid of this failing again
Don’t deny it, I can tell
But Jungkook is honestly super nice
You think Hobi would tell you about him if he wasn’t?
He wouldn’t want you to date an asshole
Even I think Jungkook is a good guy
And from what I can tell, totally your type too
And not the one you’ve been straying to lately
So just, try it, okay?
Allow yourself some happiness, hyung

Seokjin [13:59]
I just put on my makeup
how dare you make me cry

Yoongi [13:59]
Just contact him, okay?

Seokjin [13:59]
okay yoongi-yah
I will

Seokjin [14:00]
thank you

Yoongi [14:00]
Oh and also, please stop giving Joon the shock of his life
He was ready to drop everything and drive to your place
You know he doesn’t have a license

Seokjin [14:00]
thanks for the tip
I will try harder next time then

Yoongi [14:00]
Why

***

Seokjin [15:02]
hi

Jungkook [15:14]
hey?
who’s this?

Seokjin [15:15]
i’m seokjin
I hope it’s okay that I texted you
hoseok gave me your number

Jungkook [15:15]
oh
you’re hoseok-hyung’s friend?

Seokjin [15:15]
yes
is that bad?

Jungkook [15:16]
no!!
not at all
I’m just surprised

Seokjin [15:16]
oh?

***

Seokjin [15:16]
omg it’s so awkward
i don’t know how to talk anymore

Yoongi [15:16]
And suddenly I don’t know how to read anymore

Seokjin [15:17]
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!

***

Jungkook [15:17]
i uh
didn’t think you’d text me 👉👈 

Seokjin [15:17]
wait
you know me??

Jungkook [15:17]
uhhhh
hoseok-hyung might’ve mentioned you a few times

Seokjin [15:18]

he showed you pictures of me didn’t he

Jungkook [15:18]
uh maybe?

Seokjin [15:18]
I expected nothing less
he also showed me some of you

Jungkook [15:18]
omg what
and you still texted me??

Jungkook [15:19]
omggg why did I say that
pls ignore

Seokjin [15:19]
wait
what is that supposed to mean?

Jungkook [15:19]
I well
you’re you
you know
and I’m
me

Seokjin [15:19]
I have no idea what that means

Jungkook [15:20]
I mean
you’re really handsome

***

Seokjin [15:20]
he used the forbidden word

Yoongi [15:20]
Voldemort?

Seokjin [15:20]
i’m breaking up with you

Yoongi [15:20]
Thank you!
Finally!

***

Jungkook [15:20]
and I’m just
not
yeah
okay
I’ll just go

Seokjin [15:21]
wait wait wait
you really think that?

Jungkook [15:21]
um yes?

Seokjin [15:21]
don’t
you’re gorgeous

Seokjin [15:22]
don’t tell anyone but I’m breaking my no dating rule for you

Jungkook [15:22]
we’re not dating?

Seokjin [15:22]
yet

Jungkook [15:22]
oh okay

***

Seokjin [15:22]
you infected me!!

Yoongi [15:22]
With what?? I don’t have anything??

Seokjin [15:23]
your terrible flirting!!
take it back
I don’t want it!!

Yoongi [15:23]
LMAO

***

Seokjin [15:23]
is that a bad oh okay
or a good oh okay?

Jungkook [15:23]
good?

Jungkook [15:24]
omg sorry
I’m.. not good at this :(

Seokjin [15:24]
dw that makes two of us
apparently
let’s just get to know each other yeah?
without any expectations
or sleazy pick up lines
if you want?
you can be honest

Jungkook [15:24]
okay
I want to

Seokjin [15:25]
hi i’m seokjin
i’m 26 (and no, that’s not old, no matter what you might’ve heard!)
I’m currently working on getting my masters
I work as a tutor and at this point I get the urge to hide under my desk
and pretend I’m not in whenever I see someone’s written their name on my office hours list
in my free time I like to plays games, pretend I’m baek jongwon
and absolutely do not cry about anything to do with uni

Jungkook [15:26]
uh
hi I’m Jungkook
I’m 23 and am still working on my bachelors
I also like to play games, especially overwatch
and I watch a lot of anime
my favourite movie is your name
and sometimes I draw

Seokjin [15:26]
your fav movie is seokjin?

Seokjin [15:27]
hehe

Jungkook [15:27]
omg
you clearly failed to mention your ability to make bad jokes in your introduction
shafkjahfkjahfs SORRY

Seokjin [15:27]
excuse me?!
that was a golden opportunity
there was no way I could not say that

Jungkook [15:27]
okay yeah, I’ll give that to you

Seokjin [15:28]
what’s that movie about anyway?

Jungkook [15:28]
omg you’ve never seen your name????

Seokjin [15:28]
no
should I have?

Seokjin [15:29]
just so you know
I really had to hold myself back from making another joke there

Jungkook [15:29]
we should watch it!!
sometime
uh
if you want
we don’t have to obviously!!
it’s okay if you don’t want to!!!!

Seokjin [15:29]
I’d love to watch it with you

Jungkook [15:29]
oh okay
cool

Seokjin [15:29]
what are you doing rn?

Jungkook [15:30]
um i’m having lunch
why?

Seokjin [15:30]
if you’re not busy we could watch it now?

Jungkook [15:30]
but I’m in my pyjamas

Seokjin [15:30]
I meant online
it’s okay if you don’t want to
I know we just got to know each other
so it’s very early
but i wanna see what’s got you so excited about that movie
if you’re okay with it

Jungkook [15:31]
oh
yes!!
okay!
I’ll set up a room?

Seokjin [15:31]
sure :)

***

Jungkook [15:32]
HE TEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimin [15:32]
Wait, what
Who?

Jungkook [15:32]
SEOKJIN

Jimin [15:32]
Oh! Hoseok-hyung’s friend!
Didn’t he want you to message him or sth?

Jungkook [15:33]
yes but I was too shy :((
he looks very.. intimidating

Jimin [15:33]
Should I be concerned?

Jungkook [15:33]
no!!
not like that :(

Jungkook [15:34]
he’s just very...
good looking

Jimin [15:34]
lmao
Seriously???
You’re such a panicked gay

Jungkook [15:34]
:((
you wouldn’t say that if you’d seen him

Jimin [15:35]
I’ll believe it when I see it
You have any photos?

Jungkook [15:35]
wait

Jungkook [15:36]


Jimin [15:36]
Ah yes, I see what you mean

Jungkook [15:36]
I told you so

Jimin [15:37]
You’re totally a panicked gay

Jungkook [15:37

i hate you

Jungkook [15:38]
anyway, I’m gonna go watch a movie with Seokjin now

Jimin [15:38]
Wait, what??
You’re already going on a date with him?
Wtf Jungkook
How long have you two known each other??

Jungkook [15:38]
omg chill hyung
we’re gonna watch it online

Jimin [15:38]
Oh
Okay

Jimin [15:39]
I’m still surprised

Jungkook [15:39]
why?

Jimin [15:39]
In case you forgot
You’re not only a panicked gay
But also a shy gay

Jungkook [15:39]
that’s not even a thing

Jimin [15:40]
Oh yeah?
How do you explain you blushing every time Hoseok came into the room for the first two weeks after I introduced you to him?
And the stuttering?
And the falling over nothing
Because there was nothing on the floor even though you say there was

Jungkook [15:40]
I’m an introvert!!

Jimin [15:40]
Sure

***

Seokjin [15:41]
i think he forgot about me

Yoongi [15:41]
Okay, I’ll bite
Who?

Seokjin [15:41]
jungkook

Yoongi [15:41]
Oh, why?

Seokjin [15:41]
we decided to watch a movie
and he was gonna set up a room
but he’s been doing that for the last 10 minutes

Yoongi [15:42]
Oh wow, you’re really going fast

Seokjin [15:42]
it doesn’t mean anything yoongi-yah
it’s just a movie okay

Yoongi [15:42]
If it doesn’t mean anything then why are you so sad about him ignoring you for ten minutes?

Seokjin [15:42]
ugh
why are you like this

Yoongi [15:42]
Also, just text him??
Maybe his roommate came back or something came up?

Seokjin [15:43]
why are you so rational
i hate it 

Yoongi [15:43]
Love you too
Now go

Seokjin [15:43]
UGH

***

Seokjin [15:44]
uh hey
I don’t wanna be annoying
but did something happen?
did someone break into your house or sth?
did you get kidnapped???

***

Jungkook [15:44]
omg
OMGGG
ASFKHAFJKHKAJSHF
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimin [15:44]
What?

Jungkook [15:45]
I FORGOT I WAS GONNA WATCH A MOVIE WITH SEOKJIN!!!!!!!

Jimin [15:45]
Oh lol

Jungkook [15:45]
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

***

Jungkook [15:46]
omg I’m so sorry!!
I don’t even have an excuse :((

Seokjin [15:46]
it’s okay

Jungkook [15:46]
it’s really not :/
I’m really sorry
I didn’t mean to forget :((

Jungkook [15:47]
I understand if you don’t wanna watch the movie anymore

Seokjin [15:47]
it’s honestly okay
but it’s fine if you don’t want to watch anything with me

Jungkook [15:47]
oh

Seokjin [15:47]
oh

Seokjin [15:48]
omg we need to stop doing that

Jungkook [15:48]
haha
I do wanna watch the movie with you
I swear

Seokjin [15:48]
same

Jungkook [15:48]
let me just set up the room then?

Seokjin [15:48]
for real this time?

Jungkook [15:48]
yes :(

Seokjin [15:48]
hey hey it’s fine
I was just teasing you

Jungkook [15:50]
here’s the link: Click here

***

Jungkook [15:49]
I think I fucked it up :((
he seems really distant all of a sudden

Jimin [15:49]
Jungkook-ah
It’s probably nothing
You’ve just got to know him
What makes you think so anyway?

Jungkook [15:49]
he seemed different before :((
anyway
we’re gonna watch the movie now

Jimin [15:49]
Have fun!!
Don’t overthink it

Jimin [15:50]
Ah who am I kidding
You overthink everything

***

Yoongi [17:02]
Hey, Namjoon is asking if you’re coming by this evening?

Yoongi [20:37]
Hello??
Are you still watching the movie?
It’s been like, 4 hours

Seokjin [21:19]
hi! :)

Yoongi [21:20]
Uh, should I be scared?

Seokjin [21:20]
why? :)

Yoongi [21:20]
The smileys?? They’re creepy af
Please stop

Seokjin [21:20]
i am merely expressing my emotions via emoticons :))
What’s not to like about this? :))

Yoongi [21:21]
Omg
I’m calling the police
You’re clearly an imposter
What have you done with the real Seokjin??

Seokjin [21:21]
can’t I just be happy for once?? 😡

Yoongi [21:21]
You can
But not like that

Yoongi [21:22]
What’s got you so happy anyway?
Is it Jungkookie?

Seokjin [21:22]
he’s

Yoongi [21:22]
Yes??

Seokjin [21:22]
cute
he’s really cute

Seokjin [21:23]
we watched the movie

Yoongi [21:23]
I gathered as much

Seokjin [21:23]
shut up and let me have this for once in my life
so
we watched his favourite movie
and we talked while watching it
he got so excited
it was so cute
sometimes he rambled on and on
and then when he realised what he was doing, he stopped
and he got all stuttery and shy

Seokjin [21:24]
omg yoongi-yah
when I tell you he stole my heart

Yoongi [21:24]
I am not surprised

Seokjin [21:24]
what is that supposed to mean..

Yoongi [21:24]
This is Jungkook we’re talking about after all

Seokjin [21:24]
sigh
can’t even object bc it’s true

Yoongi [21:25]
You’re fucking whipped

Seokjin [21:25]
says the person listening to Joon talk about fucking Kant for 10 hours straight

Yoongi [21:25]
You do realise there are more philosophers than Kant, right? And ones that aren’t German?

Seokjin [21:25]
joon isn’t the only one who had to take a philosophy class in his life
I bet you I know even more than you

Yoongi [21:26]
Name one

Seokjin [21:26]
I can do even better and give you several ones!
Socrates, Platon, Kang Shinju

Yoongi [21:26]
You copied that off of Naver, didn’t you

Seokjin [21:26]
absolutely not

Seokjin [21:27]
anyway
tell joon that yes, I will be coming by this evening
I might even bring wine

Yoongi [21:27]
Thank god, at least one thing you’re good at

Seokjin [21:27]
MIN YOONGI 😡

Yoongi [21:27]
:))

***

Jungkook [21:20]
HYUNG

Jimin [21:20]
What

Jungkook [21:20]
I DIDN’T FUCK IT UP!!!

Jimin [21:20]
Oh?
Wow

Jungkook [21:20]
why does that sound as if you’re surprised :(

Jimin [21:21]
I am surprised
But not because I doubted you
I’m happily surprised because you’re usually different

Jungkook [21:21]
wdym?

Jimin [21:21]
You’re normally shy when meeting new people
Panicked gay, remember?

Jungkook [21:21]
I guess

Jimin [21:21]
Oh hey
I’m sorry
I didn’t mean it in a negative way :(
I’m just happy that you seem like you’ve broken out of your shell pretty quickly because of him

Jimin [21:22]
I’m happy for you, Jungkook-ah, really
Tell me about him please

Jungkook [21:22]
it’s okay
I know you didn’t mean it that way
um okay
he’s very
warm
idk how to explain
warm and like genuine
he makes a lot of jokes
but it’s never mean
and he’s
um
attentive

Jungkook [21:23]
he listened to me without interrupting
and he enjoyed the movie
a lot

Jimin [21:23]
He sounds amazing

Jungkook [21:26]
yeah

Jimin [21:27]
Is something wrong?
Is it because of what I said earlier?

Jungkook [21:27]
no
it’s just
do you think he sees this the same way I do?

Jimin [21:27]
What do you mean?
If he likes you too or?

Jungkook [21:28]
yeah
I mean
generally
everything
do you think he liked watching the movie with me?

Jimin [21:28]
Did he say anything??
Just say the word, I’ll go over there and beat him up 😡
No one hurts my Jungkookie

Jungkook [21:28]
no he didn’t say anything
I’m just
idk
it’s stupid
ignore me

Jimin [21:28]
No, hey :(
Tell me what’s wrong

Jungkook [21:29]
idk
he kind of seems too good to be true

Jimin [21:29]
Oh Jungkook-ah :(
He’s not too good to be true, trust me
He probably snores in his sleep or something
Or like, always leaves his dirty clothes everywhere
The point is, he’s not too good for you
You get that out of your head straight away
No one is ever “too good” for you
Only shitty garbage people make someone feel like that
And those are definitely not good at all
If you like him, you like him, it’s as easy as that
Don’t overthink it, just get to know him first
Okay?

Jungkook [21:30]
okay
thanks hyung
you’re right

Jimin [21:30]
Of course I am
I’m your hyung

Jungkook [21:30]
🙄

***

Seokjin [18:07]
is it too early to text him?

Yoongi [18:09]
???
It’s 6pm???
Also, who??

Seokjin [18:09]
jungkook
and I know it’s 6pm I know how to read a clock

Yoongi [18:09]
Could’ve fooled me

Seokjin [18:10]
haha
I meant as in
it’s been a day since we watched that movie
is it too early to text him again

Yoongi [18:10]
What are you, fucking twelve??
Who cares if it’s been a day or 12 hours or a minute
Just send him a fucking text if you want to talk to him
Life’s too goddamn short to care about that sort of shit

Seokjin [18:10]
omg feisty
did Joon keep you up reading kant all night again

Yoongi [18:10]
Oh fuck off with fucking Kant

Seokjin [18:10]
thanks for confirming

Yoongi [18:11]
🖕🏻

***

Namjoon [18:12]
You interrupted his weekly drama evening
Just so you know he’s not actually mad at you

Seokjin [18:12]
omg you’re such a middle aged couple already
I bet yoongi is also having a glass of wine
and at 10pm sharp you’ll both go to bed dressed in your long-sleeved pjs
and you’ll give each other a quick peck on the lips
and then you’ll both lie on your respectives sides on your backs
because sex has become too strenuous and repetitive
oh wait
I forgot that you’ll read one of your philosophy books
and yoongi will grumble on and on about the light but fall asleep anyway

Seokjin [18:13]
did I get that right?

Namjoon [18:13]
Why did I even text you?
I should’ve known better

Seokjin [18:13]
namgi: 2
me: 14

***

Jungkook [18:10]
do you think I should text him?

Jimin [18:10]
Who? Seokjin?

Jungkook [18:10]
yeah
he hasn’t texted me at all since we watched the movie
but it’s only been a day
I don’t wanna annoy him

Jimin [18:10]
You won’t annoy him
And if he feels like that, you deserve better

Jimin [18:11]
Also, maybe he’s thinking the same thing?
One of you has to make the first step eventually

Jungkook [18:11]
yeah
it’s just hard

Jimin [18:11]
I know
Dating always is

Jungkook [18:11]
you don’t even date…

Jimin [18:11]
Now you know why

Jungkook [18:11]
🙄

Jimin [18:12]
Respect your hyung!

***

Seokjin [18:23]
when I woke up this morning I was kind of afraid to look in the mirror
in case I ended up in someone else’s body like in the movie
that would’ve been devastating

***

Jungkook [18:23]
he texted me!!!!!!!

Jimin [18:23]
See
I told you it would work out

Jungkook [18:23]
you didn’t but I’ll let you believe you did

Jimin [18:23]
Yah!! You brat!

Jungkook [18:24]
:))

***

Jungkook [18:24]
idk, sometimes I think it’d be cool to be someone else

Seokjin [18:24]
like who

Jungkook [18:24]
idk
maybe tony stark?
I wanna be able to fly

Seokjin [18:24]
huh

Jungkook [18:25]
what?

Seokjin [18:25]
that’s kind of cute
even though I wanna make fun of you for choosing a playboy millionaire

Jungkook [18:25]
tony stark is more than that!!

Seokjin [18:25]
like I said
cute
and I don’t mean tony stark

Jungkook [18:25]
oh

***

Jungkook [18:26]
:)))))))))))))))))))

Jimin [18:26]
What??

Jungkook [18:26]
he called me cute :))

Jimin [18:26]
!!! He likes you!!

Jungkook [18:26]
:))))))))))))))))))))))))

Jungkook [18:27]
what do I say though???

Jimin [18:27]
I don’t know?
Thank you?
Or tell him he’s cute too?
I don’t know, this is why I don’t date

Jungkook [18:27]
:[

***

Seokjin [18:26]
is that a good oh or a bad oh

Jungkook [18:27]
um
definitely good

Seokjin [18:27]
I’m glad
bc I honestly mean it
you’re cute

Jungkook [18:27]
uh
thank you

***

Seokjin [18:27]
HE’S ADORABLE I THINK I’M IN LOVE

Yoongi [18:27]
I liked you more when you swore off dating

Seokjin [18:28]
YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR!!!!!
I KNOW YOU’RE HAPPY FOR ME!!

Yoongi [18:28]
Suddenly I can’t read

Seokjin [18:28]
😡

***

Seokjin [18:28]
you can say no if you don’t want to
but I kinda wanna hear your voice again
like
I like talking better
properly talking
so
like
do you wanna watch another movie and talk for a bit?

Jungkook [18:28]
oh
yes
of course!

Jungkook [18:29]
what do you wanna watch?
I’ll set up the room

Seokjin [18:29]
you can choose
I wanna know what other films you like

Jungkook [18:29]
oh okay
sure
I can
do that
choose one that is
one sec

Jungkook [18:31]
here

***

Jimin [20:47]
Jungkook-ah

Jungkook [20:59]
what

Jimin [20:59]
I’m boored
Let’s play something?

Jungkook [21:02]
not really in the mood hyung
sorry

Jimin [21:02]
Even for Overwatch?

Jungkook [21:03]
you don’t even like ow hyung
and I’m not in the mood

Jimin [21:03]
What’s wrong? :(

Jimin [21:05]
It’s okay if you don’t wanna talk about it
But I’m here and will listen if you want

Jungkook [21:06]
It’s just
seokjin-hyung

Jimin [21:06]
Yeah?
What about him?

Jungkook [21:06]
I think I really like him
a lot

Jimin [21:06]
Isn’t that a good thing?

Jungkook [21:07]
I don’t know?
maybe?
it just feels like sth is gonna go wrong
like
I’m gonna do sth wrong
he asked me if I wanted to meet him irl
and I kind of panicked
and told him I’m busy
:(

Jimin [21:08]
Oh Jungkook-ah
It’s okay to be scared
I’m not going to pretend to know exactly how you feel
Because I don’t
But I think it’s comparable to the way I sometimes feel when I really want to be someone’s friend
Or rather, when I want them to be my friend

Jimin [21:09]
I try really hard to impress the person
And not do anything wrong
But by doing that I tense up so much that it does the exact opposite of what I wanted
You have to be yourself for it to go well
Try not to have too many expectations of yourself
If he likes you, he likes you for yourself
And that means that he won’t mind seeing all sides of you
And you can just be completely yourself
Once you realise that, it’s easier to let go of the panic
I know it’s easier said than done
But think about it, yeah? Mull it over. It’ll make sense

Jungkook [21:10]
it does make sense
and you’re right
I think I’m so afraid of not fucking up that I put myself under even more pressure
I just already like him so much it’s hard not to try to
make him like me back I guess

Jimin [21:10]
You don’t have to make him do anything, Jungkook-ah, remember that
You’ve already spent time together, even if “just” online
And he initiated some of that
He likes you already
I know it’s hard for you to see sometimes but trust hyung okay?
Just try and enjoy what you have with him

Jungkook [21:10]
okay hyung
I’ll try

Jungkook [21:11]
do you think I should ask him if he wants to meet?

Jimin [21:11]
If you feel comfortable meeting him, then yes
But it’s okay if you want to wait a bit longer

Jungkook [21:11]
I really want to meet him

Jimin [21:11]
Then ask him :)

***

Jungkook [21:15]
hi

Seokjin [21:20]
hey
what’s up?

***

 

Jungkook [21:20]
omgggg how do I ask?????
I did not think this through!!

Jimin [21:20]
Lmao
Literally just ask him

Jungkook [21:20]
HOW?????
askjhfasjkfhafhsa

Jungkook [21:21]
JIMIN-HYUNG!!!???

***

Jungkook [21:21]
uhh nothing
just wondering what you’re doing?

Seokjin [21:22]
office hours :/

Jungkook [21:22]
ohh omg sorry for interrupting!
I’ll leave you to it

Seokjin [21:22]
nah
it’s fine
there’s no one here anyway
except for gloss

Jungkook [21:22]
gloss?

Seokjin [21:23]
it’s my supervivum
a succulent
yoongi got me one bc he said my office looked boring and needed some life
but I think he just wanted to get rid of it bc he has no idea how to keep it alive
so I named it gloss
his old stage name

Jungkook [21:23]
omg I didn’t know hyung had a different stage name
I thought he’d always used Suga

Seokjin [21:23]
oh young padawan
you have so much to learn still

Jungkook [21:23]
don’t tell me there are more??

Seokjin [21:24]
he has more than two stage names
joon does too

Jungkook [21:24]
what??
tell me!!

Seokjin [21:24]
everything comes for a price

Jungkook [21:25]
um
maybe
I could take you out for a date in return?
just a thought though!!
you can say no
I won’t be mad or anything!!

Seokjin [21:25]
omg are you kidding?

Jungkook [21:25]
okay
you could’ve just said no

Seokjin [21:25]
omg no!!
sorry
I didn’t mean it like that
there’s no way I would say no to that

Jungkook [21:26]
oh okay
so
yes to the date?

Seokjin [21:26]
yes definitely

Jungkook [21:26]
okay :)

Seokjin [21:26]
where are you taking me then?

Jungkook [21:26]
that’s a surprise

***

Jungkook [21:26]
where do I take him?????

Jimin [21:27]
I assume you’re talking about Seokjin?

Jungkook [21:27]
yes
I told him it’s a surprise
but I don’t actually know
I didn’t
think he’d say yes?

Jimin [21:27]
Well, from what Taetae tells me, Seokjin is quite smitten with you
So you could probably take him anywhere and he’d like it

Jungkook [21:27]
?????

Jungkook [21:28]
first of all
how does taehyung-hyung know that
secondly
why didn’t you tell me this before????

Jimin [21:28]
Taetae knows it from Hoseok-hyung
And I didn't know it before because he just told me

Jungkook [21:28]
...what else did he say

Jimin [21:28]
Lmao
You’re whipped

Jungkook [21:28]
we been knew
now tell me
or I won’t give you any massages this week

Jimin [21:29]
You play dirty, Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook [21:29]
:)

Jimin [21:29]
He honestly just told me that Seokjin likes you a lot
He thinks you’re cute
God knows why because you’re a brat

Jungkook [21:29]
😡
I’m not

Jimin [21:29]
You are
Anyway, he basically talks about you all the time
Just like you
You fit together perfectly

Jungkook [21:30]
:)

Jimin [21:30]
Jokes aside
He does really like you
So you don’t need to worry

Jungkook [21:30]
that’s nice and all
but I still don’t know where to take him

Jungkook [21:31]
I wanna plan the perfect date for the perfect man

Jimin [21:31]
Omg, just take him to a restaurant

Jungkook [21:31]
no 😡

Jimin [21:31]
Then take him somewhere else, I don’t care 🙄

Jungkook [21:36]
what about a theme park?

Jimin [21:36]
What if he's afraid of heights?
Also, isn't that a bit expensive for a first date?

Jungkook [21:36]
damn you're right

Jungkook [21:37]
what about the cinema?

Jimin [21:37]
Honestly? That's a bit boring
You can't even talk during a movie

Jungkook [21:37]
café?

Jimin [21:37]
:/

Jungkook [21:38]
cooking class?

Jimin [21:38]
You can't cook for shit
Also, what are you? 30?

Jungkook [21:39]
museum?

Jimin [21:39]
You can't even sit still for five minutes
How will you make it through an entire museum without getting bored?

Jungkook [21:40]
arcade?

Jimin [21:40]
That's a good idea! 

Jungkook [21:40]
thank god
I was running out of options

***

Seokjin [21:35]
this is the best day of my life
okay
second best day

Yoongi [21:35]
I know I’m supposed to ask why
But do I really wanna know

Seokjin [21:35]
yes
but also
I’m gonna tell you either way

Seokjin [21:36]
jungkook asked me out on a date

Yoongi [21:36]
Oh
Congrats
I thought you were gonna say you managed to do your makeup perfectly
Or something similarly 

Seokjin [21:36]
it’s not all about my looks

Yoongi [21:36]
Sorry to have assumed, Mr Worldwide Handsome

Seokjin [21:37]
finally you acknowledge my true title

Yoongi [21:37]

Why is it your second best day though?

Yoongi [21:38]
Wait
Forget that I asked
I don’t even wanna know

Seokjin [21:38]
why do you always think I’m gonna say sth gross???
it’s literally bc the date with jungkookie is gonna be the best day

Yoongi [21:38]
Omg, I need to vomit brb

Seokjin [21:38]
hey 😡
there’s nothing disgusting about jungkook
you take that back right now

Yoongi [21:38]
You want me to gobble up my vomit? That’s really a step too far, hyung
Also, I meant the way you have literal heart eyes whenever you talk about him

Seokjin [21:39]
why do you only call me hyung when you disrespect me 😡
and I do not!

Yoongi [21:39]
You totally do, don’t even try to deny it

Seokjin [21:39]
says the person literally attached to Joon 24/7

Yoongi [21:39]
That's not even true

Seokjin [21:39]
okay then
says the person listening to Joon talk about freud for two hours straight
even though you hate philosophy

Yoongi [21:40]
That’s also not true

Seokjin [21:40]
it is
you can’t lie to me
eternal roommates, remember

Yoongi [21:40]
We haven’t been roommates in over a year!!!
Stop using that as an argument!!!

Seokjin [21:40]
never
you’ll always be with me in my heart :’)

Yoongi [21:40]
Brb, gonna vomit for real

Seokjin [21:41]
aww I love you too

Yoongi [21:41]
🤢

***

Jungkook [16:47]
is 2pm okay?
for the date tomorrow?

Seokjin [16:55]
yes
can I know where you’re taking me now?

Jungkook [16:55]
no it’s still a surprise

Seokjin [16:55]
how I can trust you not to lead me into a dark forest and murder me

Jungkook [16:56]
that’s... dark

Seokjin [16:56]
literally

Jungkook [16:56]
but I guess you’ll just have to trust me 

Seokjin [16:56]
hmm… I guess i could do that

Seokjin [16:57]
in all seriousness
I can’t wait to see your cute face

***

Jungkook [16:57]
asfhajfhjsafhakjshfjkashf
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimin [16:57]
Are you.. okay??

Jungkook [16:57]
???!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
ASFHSJFHKAHFJAFH

***

Jungkook [16:57]
I can’t wait to see you either :))

Seokjin [16:58]
as you should
my face is very handsome

Jungkook [16:58]
I meant all of you
I’m just
happy to meet you

Seokjin [16:58]
oh
me too

Jungkook [16:58]
:)

***

Seokjin [16:59]
I’M! IN! LOVE!

Yoongi [17:00]
🙄
“dating is not for me”

Seokjin [17:00]
THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CORRECT USE OF THAT MEME
HOW DARE YOU

Yoongi [17:01]
“how dare you”

Seokjin [17:01]
MIN YOONGI
😡

***

Namjoon [11:15]
Have fun on your date today

Seokjin [11:15]
why are you wishing me fun
did you break anything?
wait

Seokjin [11:16]
did you break the mario figurine I left at your place last time??
KIM NAMJOON

Namjoon [11:16]
Relax, hyung
I didn’t break anything
I just wanted to tell you I’m happy for you
No hidden agenda

Seokjin [11:16]
I don’t believe you
Did Yoongi set you up to do this??

Namjoon [11:16]
You do know I can do things without Yoongi-hyung telling me to?

Seokjin [11:17]
sounds fake but okay
you two are like joined at the hip

Namjoon [11:17]
We’re not?
I went to that office party two weeks ago on my own 

Seokjin [11:17]
only bc yoongi was sick
and you almost stayed home too to take care of him

Namjoon [11:17]
Fine
I like spending time with my boyfriend
Sue me

Seokjin [11:17]
ohhh
yoongi’s feistiness is rubbing off on you

Namjoon [11:18]
I think that’s more your fault than it is hyung’s

Seokjin [11:18]
OH KIM NAMJOON
are you finally putting me in my place??
so grown-up :’)

Namjoon [11:18]
It’s more the opposite but okay

Seokjin [11:18]
I’m so proud of you
you’ve earned this
namgi: 3
me: 14

Namjoon [11:18]
Thanks, I guess
For that completely meaningless point system

Namjoon [11:19]
Anyway, have fun with Jungkookie
Treat him well

Seokjin [11:19]
trust me
I will
;)

Namjoon [11:19]
I'’m deleting your number as we speak

Seokjin [11:19]
you’re on Fire today joon-ah

***

Yoongi [11:25]
Stop making my boyfriend scream in frustration

Seokjin [11:25]
why
you wanna be the only one making him scream? ;)
oh wait
I forgot you have boring marital sex

Yoongi [11:25]
Are you waiting for me to confirm that??
Is that what you want?

Seokjin [11:25]
nah
I already know it’s true 

Yoongi [11:25]
Fine, you win

Seokjin [11:26]
oh?

Yoongi [11:26]
You’re right

Seokjin [11:26]
I knew it!

Yoongi [11:26]
We’re married

Seokjin [11:26]
...
I wanna say I hate you
but you learnt from the best

Yoongi [11:26]
:)

***

Jungkook [13:55]
hyuuung
my stomach feels all weird :((
and my heart is beating out of my chest
I think I’m dying

Jimin [14:00]
We both know you’re just nervous
And that’s perfectly normal

Jungkook [14:01]
:((((((
dating is scary :((

Jimin [14:01]
I know
I mean I don’t really
But you’ll be fine :)
Just be yourself

Jungkook [14:01]
okay
I think I see him
I’ll text you later

Jimin [14:01]
Yes please!

Jungkook [20:24]
hyung 😭

Jimin [20:26]
Is everything okay??

Jimin [20:30]
Jungkook-ah??

Jungkook [20:30]
hyung
it was perfect 😭

Jimin [20:30]
Oh, I’m glad
I was kinda worried there for a second

Jungkook [20:31]
I think I’m like.. properly in love

Jimin [20:31]
I don’t wanna burst your bubble but you’ve literally known each other for like, two weeks tops

Jungkook [20:31]
so?
he gets me :(
and he didn’t act like he thought I was weird when I didn’t say much at the beginning
I really like him

Jimin [20:31]
I know
I’m glad, Jungkook-ah
I want you to be happy

Jungkook [20:31]
I really am

Jungkook [20:32]
I mean
look at him!!??!!

Jungkook [20:32]
😭😭

Jimin [20:32]
Were you... both basically wearing the same thing???

Jungkook [20:32]
wdym?

Jimin [20:32]
Weren’t you also wearing a black hoodie in the pic you sent me??
Because you don’t own anything besides that and black and white tshirts
So I doubt you changed into anything nicer

Jungkook [20:32]
that’s not true
my mum got me that shirt for that interview

Jimin [20:33]
Oh, you mean the white one...? 

Jungkook [20:33]
I look good in white okay!!
and just for the recoed I also have a dark blue one

Jimin [20:33]
Recoed lmao
Also
Wow, I applaud you

Jungkook [20:33]
😡

***

Seokjin [20:41]

is it too soon to ask him to marry me


Yoongi [20:45]
Yes??
As cute as he is, do NOT propose to him

Seokjin [20:45]
okay

Seokjin [20:46]
too late

Yoongi [20:46]
WHY??

Seokjin [20:46]
because I already asked him?

Yoongi [20:46]
No, I meant WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???

Seokjin [20:46]
omg yoongi-yah you flatter me

Yoongi [20:47]
I literally called you stupid????

Seokjin [20:47]
semantics

Yoongi [20:47]
Did you honestly propose to Jungkookie though?

Seokjin [20:47]
I love that you have to ask

Yoongi [20:47]
… You always pull stupid stuff like that

Seokjin [20:48]
I haven’t
but you know what
a proposal at the arcade would be perfect

Yoongi [20:48]
You do realise you wouldn’t even be able to marry him, right

Seokjin [20:48]
it’s called a Luftschloss[ 1 ] for a reason yoongi

Yoongi [20:48]
How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t understand those weird German words

Seokjin [20:48]
educate! yourself!

Yoongi [20:49]
Says the person knowing literally two philosophers by name without looking them up on naver every time

Seokjin [20:49]
terrible comeback
you’re such a Turnbeutelvergesser[ 2 ]

Yoongi [20:49]
I despise you

Seokjin [20:49]
you’ll probably think of a Treppenwitz[ 3 ] later

Yoongi [20:49]
I will tell Jungkookie to divorce you

Seokjin [20:49]
LEAVE MY HUSBAND OUT OF THIS!

Yoongi [20:50]
I DO WHAT I WANT!

***

Seokjin [20:50]
don’t believe anything yoongi tells you

Jungkook [20:50]
uh
okay?

Jungkook [20:51]
can I ask why?

Seokjin [20:51]
it’s a long story

Jungkook [20:52]
you could call me?

Seokjin [20:52]
wait
really?

Jungkook [20:52]
yeah
I mean
I understand if you don’t want to
since we saw each other all day
um
yeha

Seokjin [20:52]
yeehaw

Jungkook [20:52]
waht

Jungkook [20:53]
omg
really now

Seokjin [20:53]
that means yes btw
if you really wanna talk to me again

Jungkook [20:53]
yeah
I do

***

Seokjin [20:53]
he said I do
and also
he really is perfect

Yoongi [20:54]
Oh my god, hyung

Seokjin [20:54]
he still wants to talk to me!

Yoongi [20:54]
Okay?

Seokjin [20:54]
no listen
he just asked me if I wanted to call him
he isn’t sick of me

Seokjin [20:55]
and he likes me for me
not for my face or anything
he laughed about my stupid jokes
okay
he also made fun of me for them
but he genuinely liked them
I could tell
he’s such an open book it’s very cute
he has the cutest bambi eyes
omg yoongi-yah
his competitiveness is at the perfect level
and once he came out of his shell he didn’t take any shit from me
he didn’t say things just to make me like him
I really appreciated that

Yoongi [20:55]
You done now?

Seokjin [20:55]
the one time I pour out my heart!
and you do this!

Yoongi [20:55]
I’m happy for you
I’m glad Hoseokie brought you two together

Seokjin [20:56]
I forgot how nice it is when you’re not being mean

Yoongi [20:56]
Honestly, hyung
I understood why you decided not to date anymore
But I also get why you decided to try again for Jungkookie
And I’m glad it worked out

Seokjin [20:56]
thank you yoongi-yah
really

Seokjin [20:57]
but can we stop this now?
being nice to you is exhausting

Yoongi [20:57]
🙄

***

Jungkook [21:26]
hELP

Jimin [21:26]
Is everything okay???

Jungkook [21:26]
I think I just ascended to heaven T.T

Jimin [21:26]
I see.. 

Jungkook [21:27]
I’m serious :(

Jimin [21:27]
Okay..

Jungkook [21:27]
hyung :(

Jimin [21:27]
Am I correct in assuming this has to do with Seokjin?

Jungkook [21:27]
yes
hyung :(

Jungkook [21:28]
we… kissed 👉🏻👈🏻

Jimin [21:28]
Ahh, nice
Do you want to.. tell me about it?
Is this what people usually ask when this sort of thing happens??

Jungkook [21:28]
it was magical
we were watching kiki’s delivery service
and usually I hate it when someone interrupts the movie

Jimin [21:28]
Oh yeah, I know
I remember the popcorn incident

Jungkook [21:29]
but hyung and I were cuddling
and at some point I turned to look at him
and he was already looking at me 😭
my heart was beating so wildly
he put his hand on my cheek really gently
god his fingers
and then he leaned in and kissed me 😭

Jimin [21:29]
Aw that’s sweet

Jungkook [21:29]
HIS LIPS
they’re so soft omg
I think I actually died
he took my french kiss virginity
our tongues battled

Jimin [21:29]
Ugh 🤢
Pls stop
Quite frankly, french kissing sounds disgusting
Why would you want someone else’s tongue in your mouth??
Like, it doesn’t belong there
Keep it in your own mouth :/

Jungkook [21:29]

Jungkook [21:30]
anyway
I’ve found my new favourite hobby <3
What do you think, how long can hyung and I’s tongues fight for dominance?

Jimin [21:30]
You’re the worst
Please never speak to me about kissing ever again

Jungkook [21:30]
😘

Jimin [21:30]
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

***

Seokjin [17:45]

Yoongi [17:46]
Why are you sending me those?
Is that Jungkook?

Seokjin [17:46]
yes
he has finally accepted his true form

Yoongi [17:46]
Oh my god, hyung

Seokjin [17:47]
why aren’t you asking what we’ve been doing

Yoongi [17:47]
Because I don’t want to know

Seokjin [17:47]
thank you for your interest
we went pokemon hunting
I caught an especially big pikachu

Yoongi [17:47]
I didn’t ask??

Seokjin [17:48]
 not knowing would’ve been a big loss for you
I know how boring married life can get
and that those documentaries about fish that namjoon loves to watch are repetitive

Yoongi [17:48]
They’re not
And at least I’m learning about life

Seokjin [17:48]
me too
today I learnt that if you throw a pokeball at JK he WILL throw it back hard
even if it’s just a cushion

Seokjin [17:49]
you’re welcome

Yoongi [17:49]
Why would I even need to know this

Seokjin [17:49]
one day you’ll be happy I told you

Yoongi [17:49]
I highly doubt it

***

***

Hoseok [10:52]
Jungkookie!!
I’m so happy that you two found each other ❤️

Jungkook [10:53]
what?

Hoseok [10:53]
you and Seokjin-hyung
I saw his tweet

Jungkook [10:53]
ohhh
omg hyung
I totally forgot to tell you 👉👈

Hoseok [10:53]
forgot to tell me what?

Jungkook [10:54]
👉👈
seokjin-hyung is my boyfriend now

Hoseok [10:54]
oh that
I already knew 😊

Jungkook [10:54]
you did???
how?
did hyung tell you?

Hoseok [10:54]
Taehyungie told me
who apparently knew from Yoongi-hyung

Jungkook [10:54]
oh

Hoseok [10:55]
were they not supposed to know or tell me or?

Jungkook [10:55]
no no no
it’s not that
I just didn’t realise that everyone of my friends also knows seokjin-hyung somehow?

Hoseok [10:55]
well
everyone of his friends also knows you
I’m pretty sure we all have the same circle of friends
with exceptions of course
that’s pretty cool huh

Jungkook [10:55]
well.. I don’t know
I don’t even want to think about what stories Taehyung-hyung and Yoongi-hyung and you might have told hyung….

Hoseok [10:56]
you know what
we should make a group chat

Jungkook [10:56]
nooo hyung
didn’t you read what I just said??

Hoseok [10:56]
come on!!
it’ll be fun!

Jungkook [10:56]
do I even have a choice? :/

Hoseok [10:56]
nope :D

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Hoseok added Taehyung to the group chat

Hoseok added Seokjin to the group chat

Hoseok added Jungkook to the group chat

Hoseok added Jimin to the group chat

Hoseok added Namjoon to the group chat

Hoseok added Yoongi to the group chat

Hoseok [11:01]
welcome everyone! :D

Yoongi [11:01]
Uh.. hi
What’s this?

Hoseok [11:01]
a group chat with everyone! :D

Yoongi [11:02]
Yes, I can see that, thank you

Taehyung [11:02]
omg yes! a group chat!!!

Taehyung [11:02]

Seokjin [11:02]
what is this atrocity 

Taehyung [11:02]
don’t talk about the tiny pig like that :(

Namjoon [11:03]
Hello to you too, hyung

Hoseok [11:03]
Jungkookie pointed out how all of his friends are friends with Seokjin-hyung too!

Yoongi [11:03]
So this is Jungkook’s fault then

Seokjin [11:03]
don’t talk about my baby like that 😡
but also
kook.. baby.. I trusted you

Jungkook [11:03]
I told him not to!

Jungkook [11:04]
but it’s Hobi-hyung
what was I supposed to do..

Yoongi [11:04]
You’re right

Seokjin [11:04]
ah right

Hoseok [11:04]
okay?

Seokjin [11:04]
well
now that we’re all gathered here
does anyone want to see how yoongi got drunk last week

Yoongi [11:04]
Wtf
Don’t you dare

Seokjin [11:05]
Namjoonie is probably the only one who doesn’t need to since he sees it every day

Namjoon [11:05]
Hey! Hyung doesn’t get drunk every day!

Seokjin [11:05]

you’re welcome :)

Yoongi [11:05]
Oh you know what
It’s on

Yoongi [11:05]

Seokjin [11:06]
you better run you tiny goblin

Yoongi [11:06]
Hehe

Seokjin [11:06]
you know what
I still look perfect though
you’d never catch me slipping

Jungkook [11:06]
omg hyung ahsfashf

Jungkook [11:07]
I have an even better one though

Namjoon [11:07]
He???

Hoseok [11:07]
I don’t support these pictures but that’s pretty funny

Jungkook [11:07]
I can’t believe I even got this on camera
blessed

Seokjin [11:07]
I feel like Jimin and I should definitely meet

Jungkook [11:08]
omg no

Jimin [11:08]
Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook [11:08]
o.o

Jimin [11:08]
You’re gonna be so dead when I get you

Jungkook [11:08]
gotta go
gotta blast

Seokjin [11:09]
lmao
nice to meet you jimin

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Seokjin [15:35]

Jungkook [15:35]
noooo hyung

Yoongi [15:36]
Do we get any context or...?

Seokjin [15:36]
no

Hoseok [15:36]
is Jungkookie shirtless?

Yoongi [15:36]
Well, it certainly doesn’t look like he’s wearing anything

Jungkook [15:37]
I didn’t know hyung was going to send you the pictures :(

Seokjin [15:37]
what did you think they were for??
my personal selfie collection??

Jungkook [15:37]
well idk
:(

Taehyung [15:37]
omg
is it jinkook picture appreciation time????

Namjoon [15:38]
What’s a Jinkook?

Taehyung [15:38]
seokJIN and jungKOOK

Namjoon [15:38]
Ah 

Taehyung [15:38]

Taehyung [15:38]
come on
I can’t be the only one who has pictures of them!

Yoongi [15:39]
Don’t worry, I’m looking for the best ones

Jimin [15:39]



Seokjin [15:39]
why does jungkookie’s face look like it’s copy&paste?

Yoongi [15:39]

Hoseok [15:40]
aww you are so cute :3

Jungkook [15:40]
thanks hyung <3

Seokjin [15:40]
gosh
we look hot together
keep the pictures coming

Yoongi [15:40]
Everyone stop! Don’t stroke his ego more!!

Taehyung [15:40]
oh :(

***

4 years later

 

Same-sex Marriage Now Legal in South Korea

From today, same-sex marriage is legally recognised in South Korea. Despite opposing votes, the new law has finally been passed after a long fight for marriage equality.
In several South Korean cities registry offices are welcoming same-sex couples to wed on the first day of legalisation.

***

Yoongi [12:03]
Have you seen the news??????

Seokjin [12:03]
if you mean the legalisation of gay marriage
then yes
absolutely
and I definitely did not shed a tear whatsoever

Yoongi [12:03]
!!!!!!
Yes, I do!!!!

Seokjin [12:04]
aww yoongi
I haven’t even asked for your hand in marriage yet
but I guess you’ll do

Yoongi [12:04]
HYUNG SHUT UP

Seokjin [12:04]
oh wow
my joke was that good huh

Yoongi [12:04]
NO!!!!!!

Yoongi [12:05]
HYUNG
MARRIAGE HAS BEEN LEGALISED FOR EVERYONE!!!
EVERYONE HYUNG!!

Seokjin [12:05]
...I know
wait
wait a minute
are you saying what I think you’re saying

Yoongi [12:05]
NAMJOON AND I ARE LITERALLY GETTING MARRIED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES

Seokjin [12:05]
you’re finally planning on proposing to namjoon?

Seokjin [12:06]
wait wtf
wait
yoongi-yah
what
WHAT

Yoongi [12:06]
WE’RE GETTING MARRIED

Seokjin [12:06]
IN 15 MINUTES????
WITHOUT ME????????????
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???????
I’M COMING WTF????

Yoongi [12:06]
[Location shared]

Seokjin [12:06]
WTF YOONGI IT’LL TAKE ME 15 MINUTES TO GET THERE!!!!!!
WAIT FOR ME

Seokjin [12:07]
JUNGKOOK’S COMING TOO

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Seokjin [12:09]
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASSES
YOONGI AND NAMJOON ARE GETTING MARRIED

Jimin [12:09]
Um, what?

Seokjin [12:10]
NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
MEET US AT X IN 10 MINUTES!!

Hoseok [12:10]
do we need to wear suits?

Seokjin [12:11]
NO

Taehyung [12:1]
omg I love it

Jungkook [21:19]
Jimin, can you send the group picture?

Jimin [21:21]

Seokjin [21:21]
everyone thank me for sitting between namgi so they wouldn’t keep making out :’)
I sacrificed myself

Jungkook [21:21]
thanks hyung

Seokjin [21:23]
do you have nothing to say, yoongi-yah? namjoon-ah?

Yoongi [21:23]
Actually, no
I have a husband now and that won’t change no matter what you do

Seokjin [21:23]
ohh yoongi-yah!

***

Seokjin [21:25]
I can’t believe you’ve finally adopted the same chaotic lifestyle as me
I raised you right :’)

Yoongi [21:25]
Don’t talk to me on my honeymoon

Seokjin [21:25]
you’re literally at your own apartment bc you didn’t even plan this

Yoongi [21:25]
Well, this was better than your suggestion of spending it in a hotel that’s literally five minutes from where we live

Seokjin [21:26]
anyway
Mr. marriage is a heteronormative concept

Yoongi [21:26]
...I was literally twenty when I said that and I’m a fan of tax benefits now

Seokjin [21:26]
I’m sure those are the only reasons...
what did your parents say btw?

Yoongi [21:26]
I haven’t really told them yet..
I should probably call mum

Seokjin [21:26]
ha
good luck with that

Yoongi [21:26]
Before I do that
Is Jungkookie okay?

Seokjin [21:27]
wdym?

Yoongi [21:27]
He cried more than Namjoonie and I combined
At some point I thought he was going to turn the room into a pond

Seokjin [21:27]
ah
you know how emotional he gets
I think he was just really happy for you guys
happy in general too probably

Yoongi [21:27]
Give him another hug from me, will you?

Yoongi [21:28]
And I don’t mean that as an excuse for you to start wrestling or fighting him

Seokjin [21:28]
too late

Yoongi [21:28]
🙄

***

Seokjin [22:47]
Jungkook-ah, come to bed

Jungkook [22:48]
one sec

Seokjin [22:48]
where are you

Seokjin [22:49]
baby.. are you crying in the bathroom?

Jungkook [22:49]
no

Seokjin [22:49]
I can hear you

Jungkook [22:49]
okay maybe,,

Seokjin [22:49]
are you okay?

Jungkook [22:50]
yeah
I’m just
so happy, you know?
obviously I’m over the moon that yoongi-hyung and namjoon-hyung finally married
but also
it feels so good that we finally have the option to get married if we want to
finally gay people are equal
ah I feel like I can’t put into words what I feel :(

Seokjin [22:50]
we?

Jungkook [22:51]
oh
I just meant we as in lgbt+
but I guess I also meant us
I mean
I know we’ve been talking about it in an abstract way
but now we actually have the possibility

Seokjin [22:51]
you’re right
come out of the bathroom please?

***

Jungkook [23:10]
Seokjin just proposed to me

Jimin [23:10]
OMG WHAT??
CONGRATS!!!!!

Jimin [23:11]
wow
I can’t believe yoongi-hyung and namjoon-hyung got married and now you’re engaged??

Jungkook [23:11]
I’m not though
I made him take it back

Jimin [23:11]
...excuse me?
I thought this is what you wanted??

Jungkook [23:11]
I do want to be married to him
but I also want a nice proposal
not the unromantic thing he just did
I was literally crying and he didn’t even get down on one knee
he was just like “let’s get married?”
um no thanks

Jimin [23:12]
I cannot believe you

Jungkook [23:12]
well that’s okay
bc he understood why <3

Jimin [23:12]
I will never be able to understand you

Jungkook [23:12]
anyway
time to get back to my non-fiancé

Jimin [23:12]
... 

***

Seokjin [23:10]
namgi: 21
me: 35

Yoongi [23:10]
?
Why did the scores change?

Seokjin [23:10]
I’m glad you asked yoongi-yah
and I’m happy to let you know

Yoongi [23:11]
Omg, just spit it out
I don’t have time for this

Seokjin [23:11]
well, you finally got married
so you and joon don’t have to pretend anymore
so
point for you

Yoongi [23:11]

Yoongi [23:12]
And why did you also get one then?

Seokjin [23:12]
you’re so attentive
I knew you loved my score system

Yoongi [23:12]
Nevermind

Seokjin [23:12]
since you asked so nicely
I proposed to JK and he said no ❤️

Yoongi [23:12]
Hyung, what????
Are you okay??

Seokjin [23:13]
of course I am
I’m elated that I beat you to a failed proposal

Yoongi [23:13]
???
You’ve finally gone crazy

Seokjin [23:13]
how dare you
don’t talk to your hyung like that

Yoongi [23:13]
You’re absolutely nuts

Yoongi [23:14]
But seriously.. are you okay?
What really happened?

Seokjin [23:14]
Jungkook was talking about the possibility of us getting married
so I seized the moment

Yoongi [23:14]
Let me guess
It was the wrong moment?

Seokjin [23:14]
absolutely
he was crying
we were both still kind of tipsy
and I obviously didn’t have a ring either

Yoongi [23:14]
🤦♂️

Seokjin [23:15]
well
what can I say
I know when to make a move

Yoongi [23:15]
His answer wasn’t a definite no, I guess?
You do plan on proposing to him properly, right?

Seokjin [23:15]
absolutely
prepare to fall even more behind

Yoongi [23:15]
…I’m already married
I don’t care about your stupid game anymore

Seokjin [23:15]
AHA!
that means you did care about it the entire time!

Yoongi [23:16]
...
Whatever
I need to go

Seokjin [23:16]
to have boring marital sex?

Yoongi [23:16]
Yes, actually

Seokjin [23:16]
I’ll give you that one
namgi: 22
me: 35

Yoongi [23:16]
😐

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Yoongi [09:02]
Don’t try to reach us during the next few days

Hoseok [09:04]
well that’s ominous

Seokjin [09:05]
I think it means things are getting steamy in the Min-Kim-household ;)

Jimin [09:05]
Ew
I didn’t need to know that

Namjoon [09:05]
Actually, it’s because we’re on our honeymoon

Seokjin [09:05]
it’s not like we didn’t know that..
that’s literally why I said what I said

Namjoon [09:07]

Jungkook [09:07]
you’re not at home?

Namjoon [09:07]
Nope

Yoongi [09:08]
Namjoonie booked a last-minute trip for us
He literally did it yesterday when I was in the bathroom and didn’t tell me until we had to leave

Seokjin [09:08]
Yoongi-yah
don’t pretend like you aren’t over the moon
I can see the happiness radiating off of you

Namjoon [09:08]
Don’t worry hyung
Yoongi’s happy

Yoongi [09:08]
I will never get over you calling me that

Seokjin [09:09]
omg I’m gonna barf
get your romance out of the group chat 🤢

Hoseok [09:09]
I think it’s cute :3

Hoseok [09:09]
@Seokjin @Jungkook are you guys thinking about marriage at all? 🥺

Seokjin [09:09]
...well

***

Seokjin [15:21]
hello my non-fiancé

Jungkook [15:23]
hello seokjin-ah

Seokjin [15:23]
yah you brat!!
we’re not married!
you don’t get to call me just by my name!!

Jungkook [15:23]
😘

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Taehyung [13:31]
I know they said not to ask but..
are namjoon-hyung and yoongi-hyung still alive??
where did they even travel to??

Seokjin [13:32]
do we even want to know..

Taehyung [13:32]
yes??
what if they’re in trouble??

Namjoon [13:32]
We’re not in trouble

Taehyung [13:33]
that’s what someone who’s in trouble would say!!

Namjoon [13:34]


We’re fine

Taehyung [13:34]
oh.. I want strawberries too

Hoseok [13:34]
omg what if we all went strawberry picking together?
Jimin-ah? Seokjin-hyung? Jungkook-ah?

Jimin [13:35]
Sure
As long as you don’t make me the fifth wheel

Taehyung [13:35]
never!!

Seokjin [13:35]
if I have to…

Hoseok [13:35]
Jungkook-ah?

Seokjin [13:35]
hey, non-fiancé!

Hoseok [13:36]
non-fiancé? did I miss something??

Jungkook [13:36]
I rejected hyung’s proposal :D

Seokjin [13:36]
oh now you suddenly decide to take part in the conversation??

Hoseok [13:36]
what?? when did this happen?
does that mean you guys split up????
oh no 😭😭

Taehyung [13:37]
oh man.. we could’ve had another wedding? :(

Seokjin [13:37]
calm down
we’re still together

Hoseok [13:37]
oh phew
I got really worried for a second :(

Jungkook [13:37]
sorry hobi-hyung :(
I just said no because the proposal was terrible

Jimin [13:38]
You guys are weird
Isn’t it the idea and the purpose of the proposal that counts?

Jungkook [13:38]
well, yeah, it is
I know hyung meant well

Seokjin [13:38]
meant well, he says

Jungkook [13:38]
but I also know it’s not what he wanted
I mean
the proposal is not what he wanted
not the part about marrying me
hyung would want something really romantic
and so do I
plus, a ring would be nice, at least

Taehyung [13:39]
I mean.. you can do without those things if you really love each other, but okay

Jungkook [13:39]
no 😡

Seokjin [13:39]
not when you have the most perfect boyfriend
who deserves the perfect proposal   

Jungkook [13:39]
omg hyung
I’m going to fight you

Taehyung [13:39]
what..

Jimin [13:40]
I’m so glad I gave up trying to understand Jungkookie years ago

Seokjin [15:31]
@yoongi @namjoon
look!

Seokjin [15:32]
isn’t he the cutest :(

Jungkook [15:32]
aww hyung
send the video of you eating a strawberry

Seokjin [15:33]

Jungkook [15:33]
😍

Jimin [15:34]
You guys do realise this is the group chat?

Seokjin [15:34]
why do you think we’re doing this 😏

Yoongi [15:34]
We’re literally on our HONEYMOON, can you please stop trying to compete??

Seokjin [15:35]
never
I live for your reactions

***

Namjoon [22:25]
Just to let you know, we’re back from our vacation
In case you were waiting so you could propose

Seokjin [22:29]
why would I care??

Namjoon [22:29]
Hyung, I know you do
It’s okay

Seokjin [22:29]
lies

Namjoon [22:29]
Thanks for the gift from you and Jungkookie btw
We didn’t expect anything, considering the last-minute wedding

Seokjin [22:29]
you’re absolutely welcome

Namjoon [22:30]
Though we really could’ve done without the handcuffs
And the 10 bottles of lube

Seokjin [22:30]
namjoon-ah
trust me
you’ll need those to spice up your non-existent sex life

Namjoon [22:30]
Actually, we already have a much better pair of handcuffs
The one you gave us is kind of flimsy
I broke it after not even 2 minutes

Seokjin [22:30]
KIM NAMJOON???????!!!!!!!
???????????????????????????

Namjoon [22:30]
Yes?

Seokjin [22:31]
namgi: 23
me: 35

Namjoon [22:31]
:D

***

Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal

Seokjin added Taehyung to the group chat

Seokjin added Hoseok to the group chat

Seokjin added Jimin to the group chat

Seokjin added Namjoon to the group chat

Seokjin added Yoongi to the group chat

Seokjin [10:14]
guys
I need your help

Hoseok [10:14]
:O
what’s this?

Seokjin [10:14]
I’m going to propose to Jungkookie

Yoongi [10:14]
Finally

Seokjin [10:15]
but it obviously needs to be the best proposal ever

Namjoon [10:15]
So you can “beat” us?

Seokjin [10:15]
don’t be so self-centered namjoon-ah
it’s bc jungkookie deserves the best

Namjoon [10:15]
Really now...

Yoongi [10:16]
Don’t be mean to my husband

Hoseok [10:16]
what can we do??
what’s the plan?

Seokjin [10:16]
thank you for your enthusiasm hob-ah
it’s greatly appreciated

Seokjin [10:17]
let me fill you in on the plan 😏

***

Seokjin [15:57]
I need you to take a day off work in three weeks

Jungkook [15:59]
hmm
and what for?

Seokjin [15:59]
don’t tell me you’ve forgotten what’s in three weeks

Jungkook [15:59]
...not your birthday?

Seokjin [15:59]
and people call me the irresponsible one

Jungkook [16:00]
kidding hyung
it’s our 5th year anniversary

Seokjin [16:00]
god
for a second there I thought I had to cancel our plans

Jungkook [16:00]
you made plans already?
why without me :(

Seokjin [16:00]
bc it’s a surprise
and people who secretly eat my favourite snacks don’t get told any surprises

Jungkook [16:00]
oh :(

Jungkook [16:01]
I guess that means I can eat as many of your snacks as I want
considering you won’t tell me the surprise anyway

Seokjin [16:01]
yah jeon jungkook!
don’t make me cancel it!

Jungkook [16:01]
okay
whatever you say hyung :*

Seokjin [16:01]
YAH!

***

Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal

Seokjin [17:06]
let’s go through the plan one more time
for all the people (yoongi) who can’t seem to remember it

Yoongi [17:07]
Hey!
I don’t have any significant role anyway
Why do I have to remember every little thing??

Seokjin [17:07]
you’re literally keeping the ring safe!!

Seokjin [17:08]
you know what
change of plan
hob-ah
pls take the ring and keep it safe

Hoseok [17:08]
oh :o

Yoongi [17:08]
Absolutely not
Sorry Hob-ah
But keeping that ring safe is my duty
And I’m not parting with it

Jimin [17:08]
You guys are the worst

Seokjin [17:08]
anyway
this is the list of challenges

Seokjin [17:09]
 Dance Dance Revolution (over 200.000 points)
 Basketball Game (over 250 points)
 Car Racing Game
 Table Hockey (5 points)
Speed touch game (250 points)
Claw Machine (get RJ plushie)

Seokjin [17:10]
I’ve asked him on an arcade date for our anniversary
though he won’t know where we’re going until we get there
and then we’re going to compete in a challenge
he has to beat me at each of those games
which will be difficult and challenging
haha

Yoongi [17:10]
Do you really have to repeat all of that?

Seokjin [17:10]
yes

Seokjin [17:11]
for each completed game he gets three letters
and once he’s completed all the games
he’ll have to rearrange the letters
in the meantime
yoongi will give me the ring
and you guys get ready with the banner and cake

Seokjin [17:12]
I will tell him you are there so that the competition is fair and square
but pls don’t get into our business too much
or steal the spotlight
(I’m looking at you taehyung-ah)
(no spontaneous proposals)

Hoseok [17:12]
oh haha
you don’t have to worry about that hyung!
there won’t be any proposals any time soon :D
right Taehyung-ah?

Taehyung [17:12]
oh yeah
totally

Seokjin [17:12]
...okay
very convincing

Seokjin [17:13]
anyway
remember
I need Jimin to pick up the cake
and taehyungie, hobi and yoongi to prepare everything at the arcade

Namjoon [17:13]
Am I still not allowed to help..?

Seokjin [17:13]
sigh
okay
as long as you don’t touch the cake

Namjoon [17:13]
Don’t worry, hyung

Seokjin [17:13]
I’m counting on you guys

Jimin [17:14]
It’ll be fine hyung
We totally have it under control

***

Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal

Jimin [12:41]
This is a disaster

Seokjin [12:43]
excuse me??
we’re already on the way!
please don’t tell me namjoon dropped the cake

Jimin [12:43]
Oh no, sorry
I was talking about Yoongi-hyung playing the car racing game

Jimin [12:44]

Seokjin [12:44]
omg
stop giving me a heart attack!
kook is already looking at me strangely

Yoongi [12:44]
Doesn’t he always look at you like that?

Seokjin [12:44]
yah min yoongi!

Seokjin [12:45]
pls tell me you guys are ready
we’ll be there in 5 minutes

Hoseok [12:45]
We are!
Hyung, you’re not driving though, are you?
That’s extremely dangerous

Seokjin [12:45]
of course I’m not driving
kook insisted on driving

Seokjin [12:46]
anyway
we’re almost there

***

Jungkook [13:10]
is there any way you’ll tell me what’s going on?
and why exactly you guys are here on hyung and I’s anniversary??

Jimin [13:10]
Wdym? We’re here to check that the competition is won fair and square

Jungkook [13:10]
oh come on hyung
you really think I’d believe that?
I know hyung’s planning something

Jimin [13:11]
Well, if you’re so smart, you’ll surely figure it out ;)

Jungkook [13:11]
not even one tiny hint? :(

Jimin [13:11]
You won’t get me with those doe eyes
Now pay attention
Hyung’s coming back from the bathroom

Jungkook [13:11]
:(

***

Group chat: Seokjin’s kook-nificant proposal

Jimin [13:21]
Was it just me or did Jungkookie tear up when hyung told him about the challenge?

Taehyung [13:21]
I definitely saw tears

Jimin [13:22]

Look at him go
He’s having so much fun with this

Jimin [13:23]
I love being the designated photographer
Btw, what are you going to do with the photos, hyung?
Make a photo album?

Hoseok [13:23]
I think Seokjin-hyung is a bit too busy to reply to your message

Namjoon [13:27]
Can you post some pics for the backstage people?
I feel robbed

Namjoon [13:29]
Why am I not allowed up front? :(

Yoongi [13:29]
Babe, I love you
But you’re terrible at keeping secrets
And so is Hoseok

Namjoon [13:29]
But Yoongi-yah

Yoongi [13:30]
No, don’t even start

Jimin [13:32]
Don’t worry!! I’ll send you pics
It’ll be like you’re right next to us!

Jimin [13:34]


Taehyung [13:35]
they’re having so much fun 😍

Yoongi [13:37]
I think Jungkook’s getting suspicious
He keeps eyeing the magnetic letters Seokjin keeps thrusting into his hand after he’s won

Jimin [13:38]

Jimin [13:39]
He’s trying to figure out what’s happening but I don’t think he’s realised yet 

Hoseok [13:45]
this is torture
we wanna join you guy so badly 😔

Taehyung [13:46]
hyung!!! don’t be sad!!
I’ll tell Jungkook to put in more effort!

Jimin [14:24]

He finally won RJ!!

Jimin [14:36]
IT’S SHOWTIME EVERYONE

***

Jungkook [17:02]
I can’t believe you really made me put together the question myself
with kid’s magnets
you just stood there and watched me struggle

Seokjin [17:02]
it was fun though right

Jungkook [17:03]
of course it was
even though I figured out really quickly what was going on

Seokjin [17:03]
of course you did baby

Jungkook [17:03]
and I can’t believe you made me cry in front of everyone
all of the pictures will look so ugly
like you broke up with me
how will anyone believe those are engagement pictures

Seokjin [17:03]
you were still the most beautiful person on this planet
I love you so much

Seokjin [17:04]
and we can always get professional engagement pics done

Jungkook [17:04]
hyung
I love you too
more than you know
I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you

Seokjin [17:04]
same

Jungkook [17:04]
I–

Jungkook [17:05]
should’ve just said “sure” when you asked me to marry you

Seokjin [17:05]
it still would’ve been a confirmation
so I don’t see where the issue is

Jungkook [17:05]
god you’re so
sexy
let’s ditch the others and go home

Seokjin [17:05]
baby
we already ordered food

Seokjin [17:06]
also
why are you texting me from the restroom again?
come back here
I wanna kiss you

Jungkook [17:06]
I’m
well

Seokjin [17:06]
let me guess
you’re still crying?

Jungkook [17:06]
I’m sorry hyung
I can’t stop
I’m just so happy

Seokjin [17:06]
it’s okay baby
I’ll be there in a second
to kiss the tears away

Seokjin [17:07]
what I wanted to say earlier
I feel so lucky that all of my failed dates lead me to you
and that I let hoseok send me pictures of you
that you gave me the time of day
I’m so grateful to have you in my life
I cannot imagine it without you

Jungkook [17:07]
hyung
I love you so much
just come here pls

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Seokjin [20:23]
TAEHYUNG-AH!!
I SAID NOT TO STEAL MY SHOW!!!

Taehyung [20:24]
sorry 😬
I couldn’t help myself
he was just right there, you know

Seokjin [20:24]
OF COURSE HE WAS THERE
I INVITED HIM!!

Yoongi [20:24]
I think Hobi’s still in shock
He keeps staring at the ring on his hand like he’s never seen one before

Seokjin [20:24]
I just can’t believe you actually proposed to him during Jungkookie and I’s engagement party
and that he said yes
such an unoriginal proposal
you could’ve literally picked any other day

Seokjin [20:25]
and you made Jungkookie cry again

Taehyung [20:25]
I’m sorry
I just–
you know how it feels

Seokjin [20:25]
sigh
luckily for you I do

Jungkook [20:25]
hyung :(

Jungkook [20:26]
I just realised that I can’t call you my non-fiancé anymore :(

Jimin [20:26]
But you do realise that you can call him your actual fiancé now though, right?

Jungkook [20:26]
it’s not the same

Jimin [20:26]
Of course it’s not..
You’re literally engaged now

Jungkook [20:27]
you wouldn’t get it hyung

Jimin [20:27]
Okay...

Seokjin [20:27]
thank god joon and yoongi are already married
otherwise there would be the possibility of another impromptu surprise
unless they suddenly tell us they’re adopting or sth

Namjoon [20:27]
About that…

Yoongi [20:27]
Joon-ah!

Seokjin [20:28]
namgi: 24
me: 35

Namjoon [20:28]
Well, at least that got us another point

Seokjin [20:28]
knew you loved it, namjoon-ah

Jimin [20:28]
Omg, I’m the only normal one here wtf

***

Group chat: Friends 🥰

Jungkook [15:49]


from our engagement shoot

Jungkook [15:50]


hyung is so handsome

Jimin [15:50]
Why is there so much space between you two?
Shouldn’t an engagement shoot be more couple-y?

Seokjin [15:51]
none of you would be able to handle the sexy energy of those pictures

Hoseok [15:51]
you two are so cute 🥰

Seokjin [15:51]
yeah…
guess there’s no going back on the marriage bit now

Hoseok [15:51]
huh?
what do you mean??

Taehyung [15:52]
you broke up???

Seokjin [15:52]
nah
but the photoshoot was way too expensive
we have to marry now

Jungkook [15:52]
ah what a shame
you will never be my non-fiancé again :(

Jimin [15:52]
Omg I can’t with you two

Namjoon [15:53]
Actually, Seokjin will technically be your non-fiancé again once you’re married

Yoongi [15:53]
Oh, Joon-ah, why did you say that

Jungkook [15:53]
you’re right 😍

Seokjin [15:53]
namgi: 24
me: 36

Jungkook [15:54]
can’t wait to be your non-fiancé again 🥰

Seokjin [15:54]
me too baby 😘