Podfic of Full Mooned.
So, the first thing that happens is that Stiles gets hit with some kind of dart right in the fucking jugular.
No, wait, the first thing that happens is that Rogue Hunter Group number 56,790 rides into town in their cavalcade of overpriced, gas-guzzling SUVs and does what every single other fucking cavalcade of Rogue Hunters do; make his life difficult. Yeah, that's probably—no, wait a fucking minute. The first thing that happens is that Creepy Uncle Fucking Peter bites Scott when he's sixteen.
A fantastically cracky Teen Wolf/Sailor Moon mash-up requested by northamericanprince for the ao3 auction.