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Simon:
The demon king of drama has decreed it.
He says Christmas Eve I'll be deleted.
He'll post my secrets on the board,
Mount them all to see.
Thirty hours to live
How shall I spend them?
I don't have to stay and die like cattle,
I could change my name and leave for Seattle,
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait—here's an option that I like:
Spend these thirty hours gettin' freaky!
Yeah!

Simon:
I need it hard
I'm a dead boy walkin'
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead boy walkin'
Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead boy walking

Bram:
Simon, what are you doing in my room?

Simon:
Ssh,
Sorry but I really had to wake you.
I decided I must hold you till I break you.
Cause Martin says I've got to go
You're my last meal on death row.
Shut your mouth and lose those tight whities.

Simon:
Come on! Tonight I'm yours
I'm your dead boy walkin'
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead boy walkin'
Let's go, you know the drill
Before I'm tossed on the grill
Bow down to the will of a dead boy walking!

Simon:
And you know, you know, you know
It's 'cause you're beautiful
You say you are not that attractive, but I don't agree
So the world's unfair
Keep it locked out there
In here it's beautiful
Let's make this beautiful!

Bram(with a shrug):
That's works for me.

Simon(Bram):
Yeah
Full steam ahead!
Take this dead girl walking
(How did you find my address?)
Let's break the bed
Rock this dead boy walkin'!
(I think you tore my mattress)
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that coca-cola.
(Ok, Ok)
Get ready the end is near
Make this whole town disappear.
(Ok, Ok)
Slap me! Pull my hair!
Touch me

Bram and Simon:
There and there and there!

Simon:
And no more talking!
Love this dead boy walking

Bram:
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!

Simon:
Love this dead boy!

Bram:
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!

Simon:
Love this dead boy walking!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Bram:
Ow.

Bram and Simon:
Yeah!