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LilPuff

this is NolPat and TK 100%

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absolUTELY it is holy shit

i love that it could go either way too

LilPuff

Ikr but I see Nolan more of an asshole for no reason

Though we already got ghost Nolan fic...

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oh absolutely nolan would be more of an asshole, but consider: ghost tk trying to make friends and nolan is just like 'a ghost going through the mortifying ordeal of being known when it could not? obviously this is an act of ghostly terrorism'

LilPuff

TK: oh shit I love Xbox

Accidentally shorts the power out trying to use a controller to be player 2

TK: whoops

oh-fuckberries

exactly

tk: oh shit buddy, you didn't close your fridge all the way before you went to bed, u gotta fix it bangs on wall

nolan: i am being attacked in my own home and i'm about to go feral about it

LilPuff

TK: dude you're gonna be late for practice

Nolan: this ghost is waking me up early, this is personal asshole

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tk: you know, i think we're really getting along these days. it's nice to have friends. pats nolan on the back, giving him chills

nolan: frantically googles 'exorcists near me'

LilPuff

Nolan: comes home lugging a huge bag of salt

TK: oh cool what are we cooking? Is that for the sidewalks? New training exercise?

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nolan: finally gets in a ghost remover

ghost remover: (...) and then the ghost should move on and you won't have to deal with it anymore

tk: ...ah.

tk:

LilPuff

TK: I know I have a tendency to misread social situations and barrel through but I really thought I had it this time

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so obviously tk skedaddles out of there before he gets poofed, probably goes and mopes in kevin's house for a while, or maybe just confines himself to the linen closet at nolan's (edited)

and then like three days later nolan's like "oh shit, i miss the ghost. fuck. god damnit."


LilPuff

My friend, cleaning a 150 year old building alone at night: I think this place might be haunted. If I die I'm gonna be pissed

Me: I'll also be pissed off I find out you died via snapchat

Her: I'll be pissed about that too because it'll mean the ghost sent my snap after they killed me

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there's a reason snapchat's logo is a ghost...

LilPuff

why does that sound like something ghost TK would say

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nolan: why the fuck are you using my snapchat to send out fucking 'updates' about the snail crossing the fucking window

tk: the people need to know! you're being real selfish right now, you know. very ghostist. it was made for us, the logo is literally a ghost!

nolan: there is no such thing as appropriating ghost culture

LilPuff

The next snail one says "effervescent"

Nolan gets chirped about it for weeks

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beezer comes in a week later with frosty cackling in his wake and marches up to nolan and busts out the "you're impossibly fast and strong. your skin is pale white and ice-cold. your eyes change color. and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. you never eat or drink anything. you don't go out in the sunlight. i know what you are." (he's been practicing it all week!)

and nolan just looks at him and answers "ready to kill?"

they skedaddle

LilPuff

that's why his lover is a ghost... Can't kill what's dead


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the tk patty ghost au?

LilPuff

yes